Dreaming Of Carbs | Kevin Bridges: A Whole Different Story
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If I told him the truth about what I'd eaten he'd go mental...
Kevin Bridges is in a league of his own as he blows the roof off the SSE Hydro in front of 12,000 fans with his brand-new show, A Whole Different Story. Recorded as part of his UK and Ireland tour and 16-night residency at Glasgow’s newest venue.
Kevin is in explosive form as he mixes economic theory, art history and diet tips with the rigors of growing up and adapting to his newfound place in the world. It is a comic masterpiece.
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The delivery of the "I drank the fucking lot mate" was out of this world🤣🤣
"snorted a couple o' lines o' kwinohah" might be one of the funniest things I've ever heard
@AlexMc13x
2 жыл бұрын
Quinwahhh
@Loctorak
2 жыл бұрын
Have you heard James Acaster pronounce focaccia? Not to say "this is better", but it is funny. You can probably only find it if you have access to his special on Netflix, though.
@nilo7727
2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@kylevinson7404
4 ай бұрын
@@AlexMc13x😅😅
He is a genius in the art of comedy and storytelling.
@realPromotememedia
2 жыл бұрын
That’s not story telling that’s recounting what the 18 stone 18 year old actually ate 😆
@davidsanderson5918
2 жыл бұрын
The genius is you don't realise he's telling a story, but he is. :)
@davidsanderson5918
2 жыл бұрын
@@realPromotememedia Maybe so but there's a lot going here besides a list. He acts out scenarios with just the bare minimum and you're there. I love that sort of standup.
@daryldooey1830
2 жыл бұрын
As Billy said
@BlueZirnitra
Жыл бұрын
Steady on genius is a bit much what's up with hyperbole these days
The guy's way of pronouncing avocado is bloody brilliant mate
Love the fact you can tell he lived that life he explains, One of my favourite comedians Kevin is. RIP Sean Lock one of my other favourite comedians.
@Luna-wg6ic
Жыл бұрын
I never knew he'd passed. I liked him. Shame.
This is one of my favorite bits of his. "I drank the fucking lot, mate" always gets me. The hostility when he says it :'D
@Loctorak
2 жыл бұрын
FROOT!?
The perfect guy to take the baton from Billy Connolly and keep us laughing
@Luna-wg6ic
Жыл бұрын
As opposed to Frankie Boyle. "I was working in a mortuary, when I walked in to this boy balls deep into a dead girl. He looked at me and asked if I fancied cracking open a cold one...
@augustaccount4160
Жыл бұрын
@@Luna-wg6ic lovely stuff 😂
@hugoagogo9435
Жыл бұрын
Any holes a goal
This guy never seems to disappoint
“Oh he’ll go off his head if I said toast.” 🤣
Thank f@#% for KZread.. living in Canada ,this is the only way I can watch this brilliant linguistic legend.
Kevin is a comedy genius! He says what the rest of us are thinking , I wish I had his accent.....what a legend!
@angele1968
3 жыл бұрын
I can't agree more and concerning the Scottish accent OMG ! It makes my heart melt ! Since I was 14 when I spent nearly one month there 😉, when I feel a little bit down... I look for Kevin... and then I have a big laugh, and I feel good again ! I can't wait to be back in Scotland !💙🤍💙🤍. Bonne journée de France !(have a good day from France)
@magsbulldog
2 жыл бұрын
@@angele1968 that's a cool comment. When you do return I wish you have a great time. ✊
@michaelfarrell4824
2 жыл бұрын
@@angele1968 We look forward to having you again
@angele1968
2 жыл бұрын
@@michaelfarrell4824 thank you so much...you are so kind 💙🤍💙🤍 . Have a good day 🤗
@angele1968
2 жыл бұрын
@@magsbulldog Thank you ! I mean every single word .
"Give me a quid or you're getting stabbed!"
One of the most brilliant of his generation
The way he says "fruit" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@UKKC80s
3 жыл бұрын
Feeruu
@hip2thabone_da_sticky1
2 жыл бұрын
*"Froot"* 😁
I am from south africa and just love the way kev rocks on with his story telling, he is f%#&*@g brilliant
@jeff_n1535
Жыл бұрын
That he is, boet!
Oh my God - I love this man. Comedy genius.
"didn't say that because he'd punch the fuck outta me" 😭😭😂
"Fuck it! I will put down *10 AVOCADOS!"* 3:24 😆😅
"I drank the fucking lot mate" has to be the best delivered line in comedy history
"You have no idea how low I would stoop for breakfast mate, cold pashwari naan with Nutella on it" bro i been there too during the student years xD "Yellow, that was the only colour i would eat mate, Y e L l A h"
He’s SO hilarious, spot on with all these gym-mammals 😂
Can't get enough of Mr Kevin bridges
Legendary😂
he nails it every time!!!!
Lol, love the way he pronounces the word fruit as if it comes with an exclamation mark embedded. FROOH!
I love that Johnny guy he always refers to 😂😂😂
I am crying from laughing so hard!
“You should *commend* me on a bowl of fruit!” 1:35 😅😂😆😂😂😆😆😆😆
Its funny because one of the most common side effect of some steroids (specifically Tren) is eventually being 100% convinced your misses is cheating. So pretty accurate.
@jackhennessy1645
Жыл бұрын
Source ?
Snorted a few lines of Quin…waaaaaaaaa 😂
Kevin, you’re a GENIUS!!! 😂👍💯
Kev top class man
This guy makes me proud to be scottish hope he never forgets where he comes from.
@WSK207
3 жыл бұрын
Hard to forget with that thick accent.
@diabaloth
3 жыл бұрын
@@WSK207 some people loose accents depending on where they live etc so if he goes to another country he might well loose it but heres hoping he doesnt :)
@euanscotland
3 жыл бұрын
@@diabaloth can you name any Scottish people (especially someone from Glasgow) that has a "lost" accent ?
@diabaloth
3 жыл бұрын
@@euanscotland robert carlyle, christ even gerrard butler too lol i guess its what hollywood does to you
@camerondon3712
3 жыл бұрын
@@euanscotland I'm part Glaswegian and never had an accent. Honestly quite disappointed.
He is pure class
Brilliant performance
OUTSTANDING........!!!!!!!!!!!
Love this guy! Hilarious!
0:45 is such an epic statement! :D :D :D
Brilliant Kev.i.n ❤️
we love kevin bridges :)
Boll a frutt 😂
That was freaking hilarious 🤣🤣
😂😂God I love him!💖
Love his take on life. Love his southern accent. Fruits bad for you. Cold peshawar naan with Nutella on it lol
@rossaustin7147
2 жыл бұрын
Southern?
@rhonda2555
2 жыл бұрын
Yes you're right. My mistake. I was watching Peter kay and he does the southern Irish accent when he's mimicking his mother. I got the two of them mixed up. My mistake.
@rossaustin7147
2 жыл бұрын
@@rhonda2555 nooo, im sorry i was not instigating a arguement i thought you maybe meant the south of glasgow lol
@OldSkoolWax
2 жыл бұрын
@@rhonda2555 Peter Kay does the northern Irish accent, not southern. His Ma's from Tyrone
@GraphicsBranded
11 ай бұрын
@@rhonda2555 Kevin Bridges is not Irish, "Southern Irish" or Northern Irish. He's Scottish. Different country.
Everybody needs a bit of this guy in Lockdown, funny as F&%". Cheers
I loved hearing you say Fruit great accent
@calinagotici2253
3 жыл бұрын
Früt
@Luna-wg6ic
Жыл бұрын
Well, if you want to cut out carbs (the fuel of the body), I won't argue, but if you want less strain on your body and greater health, without all the shit which goes with an unnatural diet, I still won't argue. Cut out excess sugar, stop eating so much fried food, actually start some sort of reasonable exercise plan, then maybe, you could end up not with type 2 diabetes or looking American on a disability scooter with your fat rolls dripping over the sides of the seat, but seriously, eat protein, eat carbs, cut out most of the takeaways and actually cook your own food without frying. Grill your bacon, it's easy. We live in weird times where people are killing themselves by overeating. I'm writing this eating a veg stirfry with boiled noodles with black bean sauce and salt and pepper to flavour. This is how easy it is. Tomorrow, chicken, fried in a pan, very little oil, curry spices, mushrooms, onions, etc, boiled rice, very healthy, gives loads of nutrients, cheap to make and very filling. I don't plan to make myself unhealthy because I don't care what I eat. Anyone can do it and it costs less than eating shit. Protein, carbs and micronutrients. Keeps you alive, full and healthy. Also stops you developing an American accent and buying guns.
3:24 Me buying Irn bru at the weekend..😂😂😂
My favourite comedian, ever I can't stop laughing at his amazing jokes
Did I create you in a PlayStation game 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
fahkin frut m8 fahkin frut 😂
Terry's Chocolate Orange. Technically a fruit?
If anyone turns the subtitles on they've even got loads of words wrong 🤣🤣
Naah let's make it ten for a Monday morning 🤣🤣🤣
legend !!!
CLASS 😂😂😂😂
"More, more, more!" How do you like HIM, how do you like Him?" 🤣
Best in the universe!!!!!
The truth is I have to switch subtitles on as I struggle to understand everything, but the avocado and craving carbs killed me :D
Hilarious 😆
FROOT
I think about this big every time I go to the gym.
Naturally funny
How does Kevin only have 52k subscribers?
scottish legend
nothing better than a yellow tea
genius !
After this I tried a spaghetti toasty , yum yum yum 😂
It's all about making the small changes, every step is a step in the right direction, and one day soon you'll see that all those little steps are building up. Working on yourself whether it be physically or mentally takes a lot of time and effort and results don't come quickly, and results are sometimes hard to see. A good analogy would be did you see yourself physically growing as you grew up as a child? It happens, but very slowly. Everyone else can see it, but we can't, so just think about where you were before and keep working :) love yall!
Did a create you in a PlayStation game 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I don’t think a non-Glaswegian could ever master that accent.
@pseudonayme7717
11 ай бұрын
I'm from Dundee and I can assure you that most Scots can do a 'Weegee' accent as we call it. Most of Dundee's native residents have family roots in Glasgow, so although the accent isn't the same, it's very similar. It's also the most common Scots accent because it's the accent of the most populous parts of the country.
I have to see Kevin live i have his dvds and i watch him on u tube all the time he cracks me up. it does get on my nerves when i see some of the comments about needing to watch him with the subtles on i get it myself when I speak to people from the South of England because i am a scouser why should he change the way he speaks because some people can't be bothered to concentrate on what he is saying or are trying to have a dig at the Scottish accent or a northern accent i love the scouser karaoke joke and the joke about your mates dad ordering a takeaway no family gets over a punch to the dads chin comedy gold haha
@UKKC80s
3 жыл бұрын
I agree. I have no problem with his accent as my Nan was from Scotland, Glasgow and I am in tune with the accent. You just need to listen a bit harder is all.
@sarelito9202
2 жыл бұрын
I don't think anyone is criticizing, probably just frustrated that they're missing out on what he's saying!
@SO-12
Жыл бұрын
I’m from Leeds and I can understand every word he says. I think his Scottish accent makes it even funnier 😂
A-VOO-CA-DOO
@i had a f>|€~%# Terry's chocolate orange mate ha can't stop laughing
4:44
10 avocado for 1 meal. Proper fat cutting lol
Yellow, that was the only color I would eat.
You are awesome come to America plzzz
10 avocado 🥑😂🤣🤣🤣
0:44 when a see Ryan jack
Seriously Funny Shit
A quid is very reasonable to not get stabbed (quid/£1/$1.38)
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
0:09 1:45 1:52 0:05
I never find comedians funny but he's unreal
10 avos I’m crying
Fuck. I eat as bad as kevin bridges...
I can see Mr. Muscles dragging your ass out of the gym before you corrupt his clients & fuck up his lifelong diet that he's trying to publish 😂😂😂😂😂
Whats the show
Hey! Kwen Waa fer brekky! Lush! Lol
wooden spoons only come in the small single serving containers, phish.
I upload everyday at 19:30
Frit
@SamarIqbal1-2-1
3 жыл бұрын
*”Froot”* 😁
Hysterical ! Yeah I saw promoting sugar today ... If it has any calories it has sugar... "Calories " means ENERGY. We can all figure that if we have loads of energy then sit down not using it there is going to be a problem with it. If you have energy with the grace and for the glory of our creator God please spend it wisely. Your heavenly brother God the son Holy 1 Lord Christ Jesus Grail Zeal in the flesh Charlie Ososami. Peace
but ice cream isnt carbohydrates
@jmckendry84
3 жыл бұрын
It is if you put it in a morning roll
@JB-vd8bi
3 жыл бұрын
It's actually quite high in carbs
@mct0407
2 жыл бұрын
Sugar is carbohydrates…
"fdoot"
How can u be so Scottish))
Breakfast? Is this still a thing?
100% Mac n cheese butty quite possibly the best and worse thing in the world.....maybe with a scotch egg on side
Why does he lean back
Any guy that tells you to cut out fruits and carbs as a whole has no idea what they’re talking about.