Fun story, 2018 skiing in Pila in Italy for a school trip. Sitting next to some lady on the chair lift while I'm talking with a friend and she asks if I'm South African, I reply no, "i'm Scottish" you could tell she was embarrassed. The more awkward turn was that she herself was from Glasgow and me from Ayrshire. Apparently us Scots can't even understand each other.

@GavinSaintClair

3 жыл бұрын

This is too true! Also a very scottish thing to say! 😂 I’m from Edinburgh living in Glasgow

@gibfear

3 жыл бұрын

Well you do all sound like a bag of spanners in a washing machine.... ;-}

@williamwood2404

3 жыл бұрын

Mon the shire

@545Booboo

3 жыл бұрын

😆❤️

@janeyd5280

3 жыл бұрын

@@gibfear lol 😆

“ Somebody get a can off febreeze there’s been a terrorist attack “ 😂🤣

@ShadowWolffi

2 ай бұрын

Why people like you who copy the thing he says and just repeats it in a comment exist makes no sense

"We don't like religious fanatics that don't have a football team!" Billy Connolly

@smallfeet4581

2 жыл бұрын

billy was funny but this is cr*p , sorry

@joneze88rob

2 жыл бұрын

@@smallfeet4581 Maybe you just don't get the joke.

@lyndsaycrawford

2 жыл бұрын

@John Bull “what would you say to would be terrorist?” “Don’t come to Glesga we’ll set right aboot ye”

@lyndsaycrawford

2 жыл бұрын

@@smallfeet4581 Billy Connolly is brilliant no doubt about it & I relate to A LOT of what he’s taking about, it reminds me of my parents generation, how Hogmanay parties used to be etc A whole different generation relate to Kevin bridges. A crowd that are too young to relate to some of Billy’s stuff. I think they’re both great.

@smallfeet4581

2 жыл бұрын

@@lyndsaycrawford maybe in too auld now , lol,

"Terrorism does have a negative side .."....😂bruh. I lost it

"What were they thinking; trying to bring terror to Glasgow" -Billy Connolly

@hairyfishcakes

3 жыл бұрын

🍌

@c0222

3 жыл бұрын

“Imagine having the naivety to try and bring religious war to Glasgow” - Frankie Boyle

@poida66

3 жыл бұрын

They haven’t even got a football team!

@janeyd5280

3 жыл бұрын

@@hairyfishcakes you have just put me off fishcakes. 😒

@annamo9354

3 жыл бұрын

still the best one imo!

"Walking about Lanzarote looking for a Gregg's" 😂😂😂

Coming back from a holiday in Amsterdam, on the train from the ferry there were two guys and they started talking to me, you can only say pardon so many times and thinking they were Dutch talking Flemish I said I'm sorry I'm English , roars of laughter,they were Glaswegians!

@NJD_98

3 жыл бұрын

@Glasgow Rossco Acting Hard with a Union Jack? Sit down

@danielthompson6207

3 жыл бұрын

@Glasgow Rossco He's a seeker, a wee soft cat on the prowl. He's no for chasing down the mice, but sure he'd take down a saucer of cream any day as you'd like.

@SuperTed.

3 жыл бұрын

@Gabriel Gomez didnt think to film it?

@dontcare3049

3 жыл бұрын

@Gabriel Gomez you've posted this multiple times we don't care.

@jathompson7606

2 жыл бұрын

I once pretended to be German to avoid having to ask a heavily accented Scot to repeat his question after the third attempt! "Entschuldige, bitte, Ich hab' kein English" if you ever need it!

I'm a Clydebank boy living in Australia. This is pure gold. Absolute genius. I'm incredibly proud of Kevin as a fellow Clydebank boy.

@aylaedip8141

3 жыл бұрын

Nicely said 😘

@charlesmcwilliam5785

3 жыл бұрын

Im from Shettleston, hi from Dublin.

@davieboy45123

2 жыл бұрын

I'm Clydebank his parents stayed along the road from my nana in hardgate

english is my third language and i'm proud to say i can understand 2 words per sentence

@oliverquinn5499

3 жыл бұрын

need to learn Scottish too mate 😂

@ObeseLeprechaun

3 жыл бұрын

@@oliverquinn5499 Exactly haha it's not even English anymore

@francoislamont9293

3 жыл бұрын

Watch it again, you get used to it pretty quick

@khoamama88

3 жыл бұрын

Turn on the god d’Oman subtitles

@steelernation1989

3 жыл бұрын

You'll pick it up soon lad

He is just brilliant - LMAO every time I watch him no matter how many times I've seen the clips 😂😂😂😂

@lenarae3845

3 жыл бұрын

@JONATHAN SUTCLIFFE I'm guessing you're the guy he was talking about on the train ?? Just asking ....

@seveseve3984

Жыл бұрын

how old are you bob?

I was trying to drink coffee right as he said, "stink bomb".

Comedy is important. You are able to make people laugh and make people view things the way we should.

He is really talented and very funny. I laugh hysterically every time I watch his videos.

@boredweegie553

2 жыл бұрын

He lives 5 mins along from me..Networth £6mil.. has so many charities it's unbelievable..gives it all back to Scotland.. what a guy 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿❤️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Recently he donated £20,000 to a charity for someone's son . Donated his designer suits for cancer.£20,00 to help with pandemic last yr..A lot of homeless and children's charities..

@SilentHotdog28

Жыл бұрын

​@@boredweegie553 He's a good bloke, hard to understand though, but what you can understand of him is bloody funny.

Never seen someone make a terrorist attack so funny

@belindablunderbus1365

3 жыл бұрын

You might like Stewart Lee

@Jesse__H

3 жыл бұрын

@@belindablunderbus1365 Stewart Lee, Dylan Moran, Kevin Bridges. Legends all.

@JD_13

3 жыл бұрын

Billy connolly has a bit on the glasgow suicide bomber and talks about the guy who literally ran over to the terrorist (who climbed out his car on fire) and booted him straight in the balls. Lol

@brendawatt7308

3 жыл бұрын

@@JD_13 I was just about to say to look up Billy Connolly his is brilliant

@conkadonk4976

3 жыл бұрын

You think terrorism is funny ?

😂 Kevin bridges is too funny. Also, the Scottish accent is one of the best 👌🏼

Seriously underestimated the power of Semtex 👌

'Aw that's f*kin bowfin hen!'

I’m from Northern Ireland and can understand every word 😂😂

@boredweegie553

2 жыл бұрын

So you should .my partner is northern Irish..I'm Glaswegian.👌 AND guess what? I can understand EVERY word from northern Irish people too..imagine that 🙄

@silasfatchett7380

2 жыл бұрын

I'm from Yorkshire and so can I, but only after watching and re-watching 'Rab. C. Nesbitt'.

@SilentHotdog28

Жыл бұрын

I'm from Australia and I can understand enough of what Scottish, Irish and Welsh people are saying to put it all together (oh and even some English accents are tough) It's hard when you talk fast though. I'm told us Aussies are hard to understand when we talk fast and use a lot of slang.

Kevin is hilarious. Im in tears😂😂

Went in one of my local pubs about 40mins away from glasgow and there is a picture of kevin behind the bar pulling a pint!!! The one bloody day i wasnt there!!!

Cant wait to visit Scotland. Grandmother moved my mother and siblings to USA when mom was about ten. Grew up with the accent grandmother never fully lost the accent and when my nana banana/ great grand mother would come visit accent was think. My uncle lived in Scotland and Australia so that was a fun accent as well. This man is a genius love his art

@conkadonk4976

3 жыл бұрын

Did yae ayeeeeeee

@camerondon3712

3 жыл бұрын

You're welcome to come on over. I'm sure you'd love it.

and then glasgow............we were fuckin flattered! xd

@Nemisis007

3 жыл бұрын

I was flattered tbh, especially when we floored the pricks.

@janeyd5280

3 жыл бұрын

@@Nemisis007 Glasgow the only place you'll be set about when you're on fire. Billy Connolly

🤣🤣🤣 Kevin Bridges never disappoints !

I just listened to the whole sentence and put it together like right after he says it. It's like it goes through a translation section in my brain and then I understand what he says. But I do always understand him at the end of a sentence usually...

BRILLIANT!!!!

Brilliant!!!

"And everybody had a laugh, but terrorism does have a negative side"

What a hero! British, N Irish, with Scottish/French roots, love the richness of our United Kingdom humour and mixed cultures.

@leesanders1407

2 жыл бұрын

He’s not hero.in any shape or form

@ParksRec

5 ай бұрын

@@leesanders1407aw diddums

Love his videos would love to see him live

"Smelly Taliban Bastards" might just be my new favourite triplet of words

Un funny story I went to Englad for a weekend with a friend and we went out for the evening, coming back to his town we were taking a train and on the platform was a small woman of Asian decent with 2 very small children, 2 men were screaming abuse at her telling her to go back to her own country, swearing at her as well as other insults. I will never forget that incident, no one came to her aide so I told these guys to stop harassing her it worked they started to shout and swear at me, I don't know how that woman felt but I saw fear in her eyes honestly this disgusted me more that I can ever tell

@dlo111

Жыл бұрын

Good for you. ❤️

@thegoodwhichway

Жыл бұрын

thank you 💗

@gedjones5977

Жыл бұрын

Luckily the lady wasn’t on a train in Eastern Europe or the U.S.A ,in the 1st could end in a minor physical confrontation but the 2nd there’s a 80% chance of gunfire, these idiots forget or have never figured out that apart from the indigenous American Indians are the only people in America that aren’t an immigrant or descended from one .

Love him

he’s a leg😂can’t get enough

I'm Welsh and understand every word he says. I just miss things because I'm laughing so much 😂😂

He is one very clever and funny guy

"Haha I'd like to live in a country where the White Supremacist is black" One of his best lines

@Cartmell10

3 жыл бұрын

you would say that

@samwest9444

10 ай бұрын

Clayton bigsby

Slightly gutted that my city of Leeds hasn't been "put on the map", it does look like a shithole so I'll pretend it has.

@josephwilliams9745

3 жыл бұрын

I'm a Leeds lad. Live in Spain now but you'll be glad to know we are the third city most Spanish people mention.

@SlowLane-pv3nf

3 жыл бұрын

I'm a Glaswegian and a long time Gang of Four fan so to me Leeds is on the map for better things. 👍

@john5155

3 жыл бұрын

London is a Shithole?....Never been take your word for it.

Wow that was a ride lol!

The subtitles can't cope.

@burneraka7675

Жыл бұрын

Cry more.

Best moment of my life was when I started to understand what Kevin says. He is hilarious! Also thanks to him and Gerry Cinnamon at least my Mancunian friend thinks that I can do a great Glaswegian accent :D belter, aye? Greetings from Finland

2:44 that’s so true hahah.

Love this man, sorry had to leave, end up pissing myself.

I'm Scottish..I'm in stitches here at the comments. Canadians will be chibbed lolol

Very funny

Kevin need you to come to Newcastle we love you

Love how he tells a story. You're just there

Bloody funny...love Kevin...he calls every racist out.

Moves 4 seats away 🙄🤣

@dcarbs2979

3 жыл бұрын

Social distancing before it was a thing ;-)

Out of the frying pan into the fire 😂

Looking for a Greggs 😁

@AnnaPxx

3 жыл бұрын

...in Lanzarote... 😂😂

This guy is brilliant

walking about lanzarote looking for a greggs oh you mean like lad baby lol

Oy! John Smeaton will never have to pay for another pint in Glasgow for the rest of his life! Half time at Ibrox, the natives went wild!

I am American and I LOVE the Scots, and I can understand almost every word he says. It’s only when he speaks a bit fast that I miss some words.

I have lived in a few countries and have asked to repeat or explain many times. And i am from edinburgh

Brilliant 👏, what I loved to see in my lifetime is a self effacing, stand up Taliban comedian , they do take themselves too seriously 😂

0:43 you do.

Clever

I've been told to go back to my own country in London... I'm from Birmingham 😅 apparently the Midlands and Northern England is a different country.

@violenceisfun991

3 жыл бұрын

Next time you should say your from somewhere exotic and get the racists to pay for you to have a free holiday 👌👌

@tomjames9674

3 жыл бұрын

@@violenceisfun991 good shout! Except I've been in Australia the last 2 years and not intending to go back to England any time soon 😂

@janeyd5280

3 жыл бұрын

Tom James its the accent I had difficulty with when I was a teen in a launderette and I could hardly understand a word this girl was saying to me. Was so embarrassed to keep saying what that I just ended up nodding. Glasgow 1968.

@tomjames9674

3 жыл бұрын

@@janeyd5280 one Irish parent, one Scottish and practically on the Welsh border so I've never had a problem with accents, and probably why I dont sound particularly English despite being born and raised there! 😂 I get what you mean though, I've had to adopt a southern English accent a few times so people can understand me (until too much beer is consumed and it goes back to "are you Irish, or Scottish?")

@camerondon3712

3 жыл бұрын

I got asked for the first time a few months ago where I'm from based on my accent. Not out of racism or anything like that, the guy was just curious. I don't blame him for asking - I'm Scottish raised to an southern English mum in the north, my accent is half n half. If you heard my voice you'd likely think I was English, but I very much use Scottish slang.

I think I'm beginning to understand this language. Oh my god. I'm proud of myself.

I must be drunk… this guys making sense.

Learn Glaswegian, easy fix 👍

I’m from aworking class family from Belfast and I could relate with Glaswegians more than people from Lisburn ten miles from me

I am English and i understand every word and love the sweaties. I personally fight for the jocks if they were every attacked. Hold on! it was my lot that probably attacked them last!!!. Still love'em.

@rustyblairy4102

3 жыл бұрын

Us jocks used to own large parts of England when we won

@JC-eh4zp

3 жыл бұрын

@RyanC I would expect nothing else.

Bouffin 😆

🤣🤣🤣❤️

Jakes on a train! Funny, funny, funny!

In Glasgow we drop the accent when you all aren't around

Elvis Presley visited Glasgow Airport for about an hour in 1960 in order to board a connecting flight. Try not to get too excited, Kevin.

@eckyboy555

2 жыл бұрын

Nope it was prestwick airport

Fekking adverts wind me right up.....btw..funny as eff. 👌🏻

omg thats actually a good and simple way to reivindicate something... stinkbombs !

I’ve got an ankle tattoo of this leg end.

2:21 was that a fart?

Can understand everything this man says as im also from a country were no one at all understands unless they live here or the uk

At last a comedian that doesn't have to tell you he is

It would be great if there were some graphics telling me when I should be laughing.

Many a true word said in jest 👍assimilation compared to holiday 🤣

When I lived in Scotland- Im Aussie- THEY couldnt understand ME! I had to slow my speech down for them or they “dinna-ken” had to repeat myself in the Scottish Co-op so many times. Lol

@LeperKing9063

2 жыл бұрын

People who say ken aren't real Scottish people basically the same as those "smelly Taliban bastards"

@jonathangault6465

2 жыл бұрын

@Sable Empire...I'm Scottish living in Oz....Get the same thing on a daily basis....Blank look....Then I remember where I am and have to slow it right down....Aussies/Asians/Chinese/Greeks/...Its mostly funny...occassionally irritating...

@sableempire9654

2 жыл бұрын

@@jonathangault6465 I understood every word in “Sunshine on Leith” the movie 🤣. And “Monarch of the Glen” all 5 seasons. K. Bridges is a legend 👍🏻

I am the 5k like by the way

Too much whistling when a nice clap would do.😏

Semtex..... friends of my uncle used to DROP WHOLE TREES with it by putting it around the trunk.... no chainsaw needed...

RIP Kriss Donald

This guy should stand at a general election as an Independent.

Gawn Scoatlin

Must've been terrible having the BNP blow up Glasgow. Oh wait......

Yes, you need to learn the Scottish Accents!

I really wish I knew what he said after " he really blends in " @5:07... I replayed it 4 times & have no idea what he is saying . Everyone got excited .. I like how he said " yea deck" at the end ..I live in washigton state, America & I really love hearing different accents . I started working at a little gas kiosk when the pandemic hit .This British guy comes in every 4-5 nights and says "can I get a pack of Marlboro gold please " ( how they say it 😁) . Im thinking this is one if those very rare times I'm glad I have to wear a mask at work .. Because I can't help but smile & silently giggle to myself. I don't want him to think I'm laughing at him. I don't know why I find it so amusing ,but I see him walk up & it never gets old. My boyfriend is Scott / Italian from jersey ,i used to like anythung mob & Robert dinero was my favorite actor when I met him here 25 years ago . You can only imagine the fun I had 😁 I still like hearing him say dog & ball. I can do without hearing the words pocketbook and soda though ( ugh,cringe) its purse & pop in the West!

@Westibule

2 жыл бұрын

He said: "walking about Lanzarote looking for a Gregg's" Gregg's is a popular chain store that sells savoury pastries, sandwiches and sweet treats like doughnuts

I see the whistling fannies are out in force...AGAIN. Gonnae just FO!

People who speak Punjabi are mostly Seikh so they wouldn’t really be wearing Burkah as that’s mostly Muslim. Love the irony of his comedy 😂😂😂

@neil420allday

3 жыл бұрын

That's not the point of the joke really it's more how stupid racist people can be and I really find it rather pedantic that when you watch comedy you expect 100% accuracy

@MrMallum

3 жыл бұрын

I don’t think it’s pedantic; if your going to mock arsehole racist people then I think it’s probably a good idea to have a grip on the facts of your comedy. Don’t get me wrong, he’s a very funny man but I think if you’re going to touch on xenophobia and racism, I feel it’s important to show you understand what you’re meaning when you mock people. Maybe I’m wrong

@neil420allday

3 жыл бұрын

@@MrMallum but he was probably 99% quoting what the person on the train had actually said to him and that in itself shows how stupid and ignorant racists are, consider that one my friend? Look who the former president was, a massive racist who didn't understand facts

@janeyd5280

3 жыл бұрын

@@MrMallum I reckon that is how the racist said it to him. Not the way he is interpretating it.

@harisadu8998

3 жыл бұрын

Vast numbers of Punjabis are Muslim Pakistanis and some of them may wear a burka.

Aw, that's fuckin bowfin hen!

Brill

The BNP never had a rule banning black people 😂

Jockeroo translation service.. .. .. 'That's Bowfin Hen'.. .. .. .. .. 'That seems to be an overly powerful odour Madam'.

I don’t understand the “jakes on a train” joke.

@jmckendry84

3 жыл бұрын

In Glasgow a "jake" is a slang term for an alcoholic/tramp. It's a pun on the movie Snakes on a Plane.

@deadshot8077

3 жыл бұрын

@@jmckendry84 thanks!

they do it for a giro

My freind was in new York walking through the subway with his misses. She panicked suggesting there were possible terrorist around, so my friend turns to see a group of Jewish guys in full garments

@OffGridInvestor

2 жыл бұрын

So she saw former Israeli soldiers who had committed war crimes?

@lynnedavies5884

2 жыл бұрын

@@OffGridInvestor I don't so

@guntertorfs6486

9 күн бұрын

@@OffGridInvestor BS. The only religion in the Middle east that commits atrocities is Islam. As they do everywhere.

To drive on the back of a lorry for weeks to get a flat in a housing estate...sharp

I’m the only person from hull I took a little offence

@janeyd5280

3 жыл бұрын

@Gabriel Gomez double standards.

1:09 #putusonthemap #grangergloryhole

Well, adjusting to the Australian accent hasn't really helped me with the Scottish accent at all I see. I could still understand most of what he said at the very least. 😁

@OffGridInvestor

2 жыл бұрын

As an Australian I could understand it all. But I can also perfectly speak the most heavily accented and jumbled up versions of pidgin English in the world (Solomon Islands). Most words have been blurred to something else with pacific tribal words added in.

@itookallthenames

Жыл бұрын

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