HOOSE RICE!!! Watch 'The Sleepover From Hell' Here - kzread.info/dash/bejne/ooyq1qeCnavFfJs.html

@Simp_Zone

Жыл бұрын

Here, don't ye worry about her Kyevon

@Rosielr1116

4 ай бұрын

Hoose rice has to be one of the best bits of observational comedy I've ever heard. As glasweigans, we've all experienced something similar. So articulate, well written and beautifully told.

This guy has Yoda level witt and timing. You don’t see many comedians pause and wait for hecklers. That’s how confident he is that he can make them look an arse and improve the show!

@fluffigverbimmelt

Жыл бұрын

For me it's just Kevin's fantastic "night out" vibe. And that's the best way of dealing with hecklers (or Trump)

@BobbyGranger-lu8cj

3 ай бұрын

Good point, definitely a master at this. If you watch his body language he just oozes so much confidence and charisma. Probably the two key elements that make a great comedian.

I love how Johnny's arms are crossed the entire time, he is not happy at all that Kevin spotted him and said hello.

@Seanne411

2 жыл бұрын

It's a fucking comedy show. Why even show up if you're gonna sit there with ye arms crossed, looking like someone just shagged his wife, especially front row seats. Gtfo I'd say or enjoy Kevins work. Love how Kevin roasts him for that.

@stoneg.barrow9991

2 жыл бұрын

For God's sake, Doctor: Pull yourself together, Man. 😊😊😊

@richardhammer187

2 жыл бұрын

Probably best to not pay top dollar and sit on the front row then!

@feonor26

2 жыл бұрын

So maybe not sit in the fucking front row then ;)

@bravo2966

Жыл бұрын

Imagine being such a tw*t that you pay for a front row seat at a comedy show and sit there with your arms folded the entire time.

He’s a top guy, top comedian

@CaptainSurf

3 жыл бұрын

And this is a top comment from a top lad.

@masoomasyed1889

3 жыл бұрын

The best

@jakewhelan7925

3 жыл бұрын

@Talorc MacAllan I uoo I I by vv nb i I

Kevin is like that person you know who drinks box wine and somehow makes it seem high class. Fucking love this guy!

@comet6184

3 жыл бұрын

what a compliment

As a Glaswegian - Kevin is up there with our greatest. Billy Connolly, Chic Murray

"Donnnttt u fcknnn worry, SHEE has been namedddd and ssshammedd" ☘️😂

The "vowel gun" bit is brilliant

As Johnny has now learnt, never book front row at a comedy gig

@roelmartinvandervelde9407

2 жыл бұрын

A mistake you only make once :D

@65tallmax

2 жыл бұрын

@@roelmartinvandervelde9407 0 if you do research.

@alistermcmillan1039

2 жыл бұрын

i done that once front row centre, thought i was in for it , turned out there was a mouthy drunk a few rows behind me , so i had a great time

@LiamM_

2 жыл бұрын

Or you go to have a laugh and don’t mind if they take the piss out of you aswell because your there for a good time not to winge like a toddler with ur arms crossed having a tantrum

@bhm5262

Жыл бұрын

Or don't go to a comedy show if you're a karen that can't have a laugh

Kevin has the best funniest grin in comedy. Haven't belly laughed in ages. Enjoy your night mate.

As an irish fella myself.. I'm glad he calls it derry

@geordiewishart1683

7 ай бұрын

As a British person from Londonderry, I find it disrespectful. The name of the city is legally Londonderry. Not liking the fact that it is indeed called Londonderry does not alter the fact.

@laurag5648

3 ай бұрын

Ahahahaha as a British person from Britain you should head back to Britain, we don’t recognise your brit laws, all the same youll be welcome to live in Derry in a United Ireland which is inevitable 💚

@dougiestenhouse8301

2 ай бұрын

My brother is Governor General of the Apprentice Boys of Derry, not Londonderry.

@jackietreehorn5561

Ай бұрын

​@@geordiewishart1683how come the apprentice boys even call it Derry

@jackietreehorn5561

Ай бұрын

​@@dougiestenhouse8301I always wondered why they made a fuss about that and totally contradicted themselves on the other hand...as a nationaliist was an enigma to me

Seen kevin lives was in pain from laughing so hard the guy is a must see

"oi... enjoy your night mate"

It's on my bucket list to meet kevin I love him to bits

@andrewmohan8371

2 жыл бұрын

I’ve heard that he can be a bit of a dick but that’s probs cos he’s either having a shite day or folk are running up to him pure fanboying. Met him a couple of times when he’s come into my work n he’s honestly pretty sound n it’s mostly been a short chat or a passing hello lit I’ve not dropped what am doing to rush over

Literally choking with laughter at the Derry joke. ❤️ the kevmeister x

His Derry accent is spot on 🤣🤣🤣

@Simp_Zone

Жыл бұрын

So on point LMAO HEAR KYEVON!!!

“Kevin Bridges gets heckled” *Johnny literally does the opposite of heckling*

@jonahthrane812

3 жыл бұрын

*Kevin heckles Johnny.*

@jurerai

2 жыл бұрын

@@jonahthrane812 I think Kevin is the only comedian that heckels the audience. But seriously, Johnny was a dick and deserved it :).

@alexedgecombe2794

2 жыл бұрын

@@jureraiallow me to introduce you to Jimmy Carr and Frankie Boyle lol

@CrackheadBeaver

2 жыл бұрын

@@jurerai what did Johnny do?

@darrenwalshe8513

2 жыл бұрын

Johnny was a shite!

Today, well last 10hrs in NZ... I have watched this over and over. I have a few injuries, and my workplace is trying to squeeze me out.. and I have an adorable son...he's 9 and a half, and I'm 46yrs older. Laughing at this has done me no end of good. I shared with my mum, who certainly got it. I have haven't laughed so much in a day. I swear a day of laughter must add a year to one's life. Yep, I'm an addict...what ya gonna do about it! 😝

Never engage with a drunk Scot! It’s futile. I like the guy who said “if you were as important as me, the seats would be facing you!”

"Give me a quid or you're getting stabbed" had me in hysterics

@lolabelle4959

Жыл бұрын

If you've ever lived in Glasgow that getting stabbed stuff is just everyday lingo, seriously!!

great at his craft and from what ive seen, a nice fella. would love to see him live.

He's the best comedian about at the moment hilarious .

@DavidJones-qp8kn

3 жыл бұрын

Micky Flanagan all day long

@ianwatson3315

3 жыл бұрын

Mickey f is the funniest

@DavidJones-qp8kn

3 жыл бұрын

Submariner-Wannabe funny that when you look at the figures 😂😂 Micky sold out more arenas do research !!! Deffo a daft jock arnt ya !

@jamiec4478

2 жыл бұрын

No

@DavidJones-qp8kn

2 жыл бұрын

@Canopy Nose fact don’t lie unfortunately

Love this guy, 1 of the very best 👍

The bus stop bit is awesome!

I was at the Derry gig it was mental the woman was far more drunk n abusive than he described and he literally could not continue with the show. Still she was "named and shamed" 😉

@briancohenthepfjmassive.4769

3 жыл бұрын

What car boot was the name and shamed done in?

@charlietaggart2180

2 жыл бұрын

@@briancohenthepfjmassive.4769 she was completely humiliated lol got barred from most places for a while

@skinjones1563

2 жыл бұрын

I was in the Cardiff gig, same there just people shouting rubbish at him. Don’t know if they were drunk but ruined the show, they had to be thrown out in the end. Was looking forward to seeing the gig, it just went awful after that. Thanks for ruining the night whoever it was, you weren’t funny at all just irritating!!

@Craig23McDonald

2 жыл бұрын

@@ramalama9650 and yet here you are

@Moamanly

2 жыл бұрын

@@ramalama9650 Is that you, 'Johnny'?

Scottish humour is the best on this planet.

@dee7781

2 жыл бұрын

Billy Connolly is the best ever.

Had a great bit of banter with him in Wrexham about 4years ago. Top bloke!

One of the best comedians around

You are fuckin hilarious mate. All the best from Down Under.

@yyxy.oncesaid

3 жыл бұрын

Also from way under that.NZ♠️

The man the myth the bridges

@MythicSuns

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds like a good title for an Isambard Kingdom Brunel biography.

@mariocoroa6800

3 жыл бұрын

Feckin epic!

I swear on my life, I will one day go to Glasgow (same Island) and watch Kevin Bridges live

Canada here EH.First time,this guy is gold baby.

You'd need to be drunk or stupid to heckle Kevin! He's a smart guy!

The faces this guy makes do it for me 😅😅

Never ceases to make me smile or LOL

Funny 🤣 ROFL lmao eyes are weeing. Keep it up great to hear you taking down the hecklers.

Best comedian in the business at the moment

Class act - great comedian - thinks on his feet 🦶!

Best comedian around brilliant

Pure class

Love Kevin for saying "Derry"! 🥰

Kevin is amazing live

The last clip in this video is one of my favourites, I've been looking for it for ages! 😂

Brilliant , homesick from USA .

Someone must have neglected to tell our Johnny that when you sit in the front row at any comedy standup you will instantly become part of the show at any given moment. Also acting like a moody muggins when approached like he was will only serve to keep you firmly in the crosshairs. Better to just tell them your name, take the jokes with a light-heart and they soon move on... (mostly 🤣)

Kevin Bridges is the funniest comedian, and I can only understand about 15% of what he said. I might die laughing if I understood everything.

@JTB-di8yj

Жыл бұрын

subtitles

@cannywok

11 ай бұрын

I am from Glasgow and understood every word

@Mitch27643

6 ай бұрын

@@cannywokno shit

Class act. Just read his book and thoroughly enjoyed it although extremely sad at the end.

I love that line 'Enjoy your nightmare'

@tamptv8062

2 жыл бұрын

It’s « enjoy yer night mate »

Very gifted comedian. Scotlands funniest comedian by far. Dare l say Britain's funniest by far.

Johnny looks fucking furious to be there

She's in the boot of a fucking Volvo 😂

The bus stop bit has another layer!

he is a good comedian

All I heard was Bastard. . Love that one .. and takes time out of his show to do a selfie. .

Kevin Bridges has funny bones. A brilliant comedian. So talented.

He is just so cute 🤩

Derry ... oooh like the serie derry girls awesome!!!

The man is class.

Your lucky Kevin, i was walking home at night from Bonhill to the Haldane when i was 16 and a boy about 10 yeard old asked me for 50p. I said "i don't even have 20p wee man". He then pulled like a 10 inch bread knife, you know the ones, serrated blade rounded off at the end, pulled it out his jacket and says "gae me 50p or I'll stab ye", i said laughing "youll no be stabbing me wi that, ya wee shit" , i mean he could of hacked me to bits but i found his delivery of the threat lacking, lol. Now you're lucky because you got offered a quid! but that was way back in 98 so maybe they have adjusted for inflation 😆

Oh Bridges 😂 you and Boyle 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

The bus stop metajoke is brilliant

Geezer's quality

Sure is!!

Someone needs to translate for the subtitle guy.

Lmao slamming down heckler s. Keep up the comedy.

The selfie is wholesome ngl

Wicked.💞💞💞

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I adore him

Johnny looked pissed off ha ha

Just subscribed-my Mum was from Scotland - she would of loved you. You need to bring your tour to Canada 🇨🇦

Brilliant 👏 I think he's the future Billy Connelly 😀

This is great two days ago I discovered that there is a Scottish guy other than big Billy who is actually hilliarious. Then I find he is from Clydebank..snap so am I. Brought up in faifley, used to play chap door run away with my friends..of course that was a number of years ago. Proud ma man to know someone from my roots is making a name for himself and has talent. Brilliant. No still game any mare this'll dae. :)

Best live British comedian

@sallybilzon3507

2 жыл бұрын

Scottish.

Johnny's on the UB40 now kev

Johnny pulled a sickie at work so that’s why he was gutted to be onscreen. Johnnys boss the day after: “Eh Johnny, got the shites did ya aye? Well here’s your p45” 🤣

Johnny 😂

He’s the new Peter Kay ..just for the fact how relatable all his stuff is

The Drunk bird from Derry is class ... lol

@kobewatson8758

3 жыл бұрын

Where the fuck is derry

@fannyschmeler223

3 жыл бұрын

@@kobewatson8758 Ireland, in county Derry .

@thevelointhevale1132

3 жыл бұрын

@@kobewatson8758 Get your glass of milk and go back to bed - you've got school in the morning.

@kobewatson8758

3 жыл бұрын

@@thevelointhevale1132 never heard of that Derry before mate where is it?

@kobewatson8758

3 жыл бұрын

@@fannyschmeler223 where? I’ve heard of a Londonderry up in Northern Ireland. Never Derry?

bloody fucking brilliant mate. aye, you deserve the netflix dosh & please give us a decent #KevinBridges sized 2 hours, not like the other twats that do a one less than an hour special. blessings to you and your lovely missus and of course, your dog. p/s cheers for the captions as i'm disabled & terminally ill (nae b/c i don't know the scottish language; aye i do)

Yep, aounds like derry to me lmao

I'd like to add the german "umlaute" to the canon from the vowel bazooka...

@JadedKate

2 жыл бұрын

Buchstabe Bazuka 😂

Very funny

I absolutely love his accent! Actually all people who speak with Scottish accent. Even if I don’t always understand...

@fintonmainz7845

3 жыл бұрын

Even people who aren't Scottish?

@alfafemale68

3 жыл бұрын

@@fintonmainz7845 I don’t think not Scottish person can speak like that... I’m Polish, so I can’t , 😝. But if you can, I’m impressed!

@fintonmainz7845

3 жыл бұрын

@@alfafemale68 buy me 10 beers and I can. I'm Irish so it's easier for me.

@alfafemale68

3 жыл бұрын

@@fintonmainz7845 ah, that would work. I lived in Ireland for 11 years, so I know......😂

@fintonmainz7845

3 жыл бұрын

@@alfafemale68 I'm sure you could do accents from Poland's Slavic neighbours. English is unusual in that there aren't any very close relatives. Dutch being the closest "big " language relative. (Freisian being the closest)

Kelvin, "yer ma maaaan"

@robertminnis3244

2 жыл бұрын

🤣😂 can't believe KZread are offering to translate your comment into English and getting it wrong

Johnny was not happy!

In the boot of a fucking volvo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌👌👌👌

He’s got the accent down!

aww ffs I'm from derry lol

Imagine him being one of your pals

Hey Johnny! How goes it?

Here.. Cavan 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Johnny was right pissed off lolol

"Give me a quid or you're getting stabbed"

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I'm Australian and I love Kevin Bridges..granted I can only understand the punchline but fuck it what are closed captions for

Heckling a 'Wegie? That takes nerve!

Fucking Kevin 🤣🤣🤣

Kev.i.n heckled Johnny

What did the heckler at 2:00 say?

@viewer.123

2 жыл бұрын

I think it was something like fuck the Celtic or Mon the Celtic

The subtitles are even funnier.