Peter gets stuck in a VHS player... kzread.info/dash/bejne/k6uF17mcmaTFf7w.html

@billsamuls7620

Жыл бұрын

NICE MAN BAD JOKES

@halbertking2683

Жыл бұрын

Peter , way back in the 80s , I played in a blues band in Boston , Mass . There was a local comedian by the name of Mike McDonald . I think that was his name . Jimmy the bass player asks Mike what's it like being heckled ? I love his reply . " For one thing , I got the mike . And another thing , this is what I do for a living . "

@georgebuller1914

Жыл бұрын

@@billsamuls7620 ????

@zippydingding5558

Жыл бұрын

Fantastic 😂

@zippydingding5558

Жыл бұрын

@@billsamuls7620 lmao how is there any bad jokes from Peter silly

Clever guy ....thinks on his feet...totally in control at all times....definitely one of the greats

@billsamuls7620

Жыл бұрын

great what

@sarac.3259

Жыл бұрын

@@billsamuls7620 There are many other channels - you don't have to watch this one. Or is your screen stuck?

@shepmesiter

Жыл бұрын

@@billsamuls7620 Great at not coming up with any new material - constantly rehashing his old stuff. Big light. Garlic bread, etc.

@luckyswine

Жыл бұрын

He's an old school master

@brucebiggy3593

Жыл бұрын

@@shepmesiter True. The moment I heard Peter Kay talking about going for a curry after a night out and saying ' Chips,curry and rice,it's hot innit' Then points to woman in the audience and says 'Eh, she knows' I knew he was shite and that the audience must be pissed as farts or been smoking pot to actually laugh at that sad attempt at humour.

"Next time someone says 'Penny for your thoughts', Sell!!"

@monkeymindbananas9550

Жыл бұрын

Or I don't have change

@fezzik7619

Жыл бұрын

Right. That’s what he said in the video that we all watched. Are you transcribing for the deaf? Kind of a dick move not to do the whole thing.

@GarethColquhoun

Жыл бұрын

@@fezzik7619 Who pissed in your porridge ?

@clamboursome

Жыл бұрын

@@fezzik7619 shut up

@fezzik7619

Жыл бұрын

@@clamboursome no thanks

I rewatch these a lot, his physical comedy is top notch too.

"Who's smuggled a f*****g ship in?" 😂😂😂

Folks are having a great time, the laughter sounds like a surging ocean.

I had the pleasure of meeting the fabulous Mr Kay when he came in to the store I was working at in Eccles. A true gent in every sense of the word.

@vantagev8331

2 жыл бұрын

You can tell he is what it says on the tin… a good bloke.

@cynthiam3943

2 жыл бұрын

Have never met him but I’m sure he was!

@georgerichardson8992

2 жыл бұрын

Eccles in Manchester? Mad

@TheEarthistheLords

Жыл бұрын

From heckles to Eccles , I like that

Never fails, the Cardiff one, "Not you dickhead! Her..!"

@flumpyofdoom

2 жыл бұрын

Are you a woman?! No you're a man! Shut your mouth! Lmfao 🤣

@finnstevenson2690

Жыл бұрын

The bit that gets me is the “it’s like a truck reversing”

@DavidHudson

Жыл бұрын

"Not you! Who the fuck are you"?

I absolutely love Peter. I wonder if he knows how much happiness he gives to people. Always makes me laugh you can't help it. 🤣🤣and cheers me up,

@billsamuls7620

Жыл бұрын

i can

@billsamuls7620

Жыл бұрын

i can

@billsamuls7620

Жыл бұрын

you should go and see some one for that

@carolgroff591

Жыл бұрын

Can't help but love him❣️

@GarethColquhoun

Жыл бұрын

Wish he was more prolific in regards to his telly work. Phoenix Nights was truly great but only 12 episodes and another 6 for Max And Paddy.

I've never been heckled by a ship before :') had me laughing so hard I cried

I wish he’d come back, we could all do with a laugh at the moment and Peter Kay is the best! Hope all is well with Mr Kay and his family👍😂😂

@number6ix929

2 жыл бұрын

@Kyle Crosby "I look like a gay Satan!"

@fantasticplastic5336

2 жыл бұрын

Dance for Life tour. April 15/16th Manchester - April 29th London - August 19/20th Liverpool

@billsamuls7620

2 жыл бұрын

I WISH YOOU WELL BUT STILL DONT GET IT

@johnwhitehouse2857

2 жыл бұрын

@Kyle Crosby W😅

@thomasmcnulty5111

2 жыл бұрын

He had no new material that's why he cancelled his tour!!!

That Dublin one was incredible.

@mryoutube9311

2 жыл бұрын

The best one imo

Peter Kay has always made me laugh , this had my sides feeling like they splitting. And he didn't have to resort to being totally out of order .

@cynthiam3943

2 жыл бұрын

You are right he never has done, his wit never has to resort to being rude 👏👏👏👏😂🇬🇧

@danallured5806

Жыл бұрын

I remember many years ago I was laid up on the settee with 2 broken ribs (got caught hard in a martial arts competition) but decided to watch his show as it was on TV at the time, I was laughing so hard but was in so much pain from laughing I had to turn it off! Absolute agony from laughing at him! The man's a genius!

@billsamuls7620

Жыл бұрын

NICE MAN BUT NOT FOR ME

@billsamuls7620

Жыл бұрын

if you paid me to watch him il get another job

@Witchezcat

Жыл бұрын

@@billsamuls7620 but Bill, he speaks so highly of you ….!

Peter Kay is the funniest man alive!!! 💋 His interactions with the wild audience members are totally uproarious and utterly sidesplitting. Love from Toronto.🥰❤❤❤

@alamore5084

Жыл бұрын

Agree 100%

"Next time someone offers you a penny for your thoughts. SELL." 🤣

@fiona-lyons

Жыл бұрын

And the pause before he said sell....perfect!

I love Peter Kay's bounce and use of his accent. He's the new improved club comedian. Fringe comedians often put shit on him but he's a consummate showman performing to packed houses.

He makes it look easy but it's not .... his timing is spot on.

@jackflash743

Жыл бұрын

is he supposed to be funny?

@billsamuls7620

Жыл бұрын

i think my opinion is spot om

@estebanb7166

Жыл бұрын

@@jackflash743 Are you supposed to be an authority on humor?

@Eleventhearlofmars

Жыл бұрын

@@jackflash743 only on weekends. 🤌🏼

@garypring3609

Жыл бұрын

@@jackflash743 GET A SENSE OF HUMOUR YOU SOUTHENN FAIRY AS YOU OF NUN

"Have I just been heckled by a ship".. absolute tears of laughter. When you think the chronic and very unfunny so-called comedy shows on TV by highly paid scriptwriters that leave me stoned face and switch over after a few minutes as so bad. And this guy can take just random shouts from an audience and ship fog hall and turn it all into such joy and laughter is just pure magic.

@swanclipper

2 жыл бұрын

You missed question marks, used too many and too few full stops, couldn't spell "horn" and started a new sentence with "And" without good cause for it. No wonder you think Peter Kay is doing magic. He's not even a magician, he is a comic. I used to think the education system failed... As it turns out, it didn't fail. People with online names like "Wake up UK" can't even accurately spell. Stick to your script, you can't be so inept you're gonna fuck up a Copy/Paste action. Hmm... Then again, I've been wrong before!

@sirPUREBE

2 жыл бұрын

@@swanclipper Looks like a highly paid scriptwriter has taken offense to your comment @Wake up UK. lmao

@wakeupuk3860

2 жыл бұрын

@@swanclipper LOL.. Wow! and I thought I was too critical on here, you must lead a very sad life finding time to 'spell check' comments on KZread. I will, though, say before you choose to check someone's English, you know what you are talking about. It is perfectly acceptable to start sentences with conjunctions such as 'And' and even 'But'. However, should only be used informally and I would say leaving a comment on KZread about Peter Kay is certainly not business English. Yes, I admit I left out the ? and three other errors but I was laughing my head off and wanted to make the point how good Peter Kay is, especially we now live in a world where there is so little laughter and tight-arsed w*****s like you. I suggest you get out more, talk to people and basically just get a life.

@NathanMcCabe88

2 жыл бұрын

@@swanclipper get a grip!!

@Ironlord2015

2 жыл бұрын

@@swanclipper Too many full stops after failed. You're fired!!

One of the most relatable comedians ever

@cynthiam3943

2 жыл бұрын

Exactly 👏👏😂

@johnsonandyjohnson

Жыл бұрын

Because he’s white, overweight with a common accent. Basically the typical guy in the UK

@johnsonandyjohnson

Жыл бұрын

@@akeyasa2228 that’s what you took from my comment. 😆

@Gio360

Жыл бұрын

@@johnsonandyjohnson alright JJ 🤣

@OfficialPooYT

Жыл бұрын

What did Rihanna do to deserve that bro? 😂😂😂😂

" when did you start, after cbeebies " 🤣🤣🤣

Peter Kay the Maestro (no-maestro, maestro) does it all with that cheeky smile, and that`s why it`s funny. Love it!

Everything down to even the little gestures and eye movements are perfect. Simply hilarious.

@TonyEnglandUK

Жыл бұрын

lol and he does the real, true, British V sign with two fingers, not that awful "middle finger" nonsense ✌

Seen most of these before but still crying with laughter sat here on a Tuesday evening 😂😂

How can anyone not find this guy funny? And to top it, he keeps it so clean.

@brucebiggy3593

2 жыл бұрын

Simple,he's not funny, therefore I can't find him funny.

@lefty9419

2 жыл бұрын

I just can't understand anything he says

@Thumperoo

2 жыл бұрын

mmmh dunno. Maybe ask Stewart Lee. or Richard Herring. Or keep eating chocolate pudding. Your call.

@margaretjbuckley

2 жыл бұрын

@@brucebiggy3593 That's right, he isn't funny, never has been funny, never will be funny. Sad ,but people are gullible.

@thetrickster1365

2 жыл бұрын

@@margaretjbuckley people cant be gullible to instantaneous laughter, that comes naturally, when something is funny to them. Get a grip las, you aren't special, or unique, because your brain isnt tuned to a certain type of humour.

He must have the patience of a saint, especially with WOo ! woman at 2:05

An art form some comedians struggle with, but Peter Kay is deals with hecklers like a master artisan, taking apart a ship.

@dislikebutton5779

2 жыл бұрын

Which is why he got heckled by a ship.

@MrChrissy1r

2 жыл бұрын

Shipwrights build and repair watercraft, they don't "take them apart". O.N.C. H.N.C Master, now retired.

@LandersWorkshop

2 жыл бұрын

@@MrChrissy1r Roger that old waterman.

@billsamuls7620

Жыл бұрын

must get a lot of them

Jesus, I haven’t laughed out loud at a KZread video in ages until watching this. Brilliant.

@ryanalnaser914

2 жыл бұрын

islam

@steviegg2670

2 жыл бұрын

I was thinking the same once I stopped laughing 😂 😂 😂 x

Comedy masterclass right there. Legend

If someone says penny for your thoughts.....sell!! 🤣🤣 peter kay legend!!

He does not need any material. He can do an entire show by conversing with the audience.

I'm crying with laughter here. Pete ... mate you've brought tears to my eyes....they've been dry for over 30yrs

@KC-ms8di

Жыл бұрын

fuck me mate 30 years? seek help

Best Comedian on the planet!

Peter I know you are slowly coming back, your fans will always be there to support you and love your down to earth comic genius! We can’t wait to see your take on real life as it truly is and has always been. As a lady who is in my early 70s, your commentary ( jokes) are so spot on 😂. Can’t wait to see you doing what you do soon😘😘😂👏🇬🇧

@paigeleigh2554

Жыл бұрын

💖

@billsamuls7620

Жыл бұрын

i must be missing somethink

@paigeleigh2554

Жыл бұрын

@@billsamuls7620 , also, you're missing the correct spelling. It's "something."

@billsamuls7620

Жыл бұрын

@@paigeleigh2554 you say my spilling is bad my mafs teaher liked me she put a lot of red kises at the botem of me paper

@paigeleigh2554

Жыл бұрын

@@billsamuls7620 , 🤣🤣🤣

What a man arguably the best comedian ever makes me laugh everytime 😆 🤣

@Glenfunnyman

Жыл бұрын

Right up there with Connolly and Robin Williams for me too.

@CS-zn6pp

Жыл бұрын

You should have seen Ken Dodd live, best live comic ever and I've seen most of them at least once.

@krizzy1067

Жыл бұрын

Tommy cooper

@johnbatch9276

Жыл бұрын

Charlie drake hello my darlings

@_biggaz

Жыл бұрын

@@CS-zn6pp good but not as funny as peter kay

Natural great comedian - thinks on his feet - brilliant 🤩

"I just been heckled by a ship...." I think I wet myself, lmfao.

@dengizmo8200

2 жыл бұрын

No you didnt..

Thank you Peter. 7 minutes of smiles.

Comedy genius, pure class!

Comedy genius, a brilliant display of his skills

A Peter the world needs ya. We’re all sad but you can bring the light back into our life’s. God bless.

Amazing, i love him, such a gentle soul.

Love Peter Kay, always makes me laugh out loud 😂😂😂

You are too funny mate you have me rolling on the floor laughing my ass off 😂

@fossehigh

2 жыл бұрын

Something about Peter Kay! I always laugh my arse off with him. He’s a natural comedian!

@RealParadoxed

2 жыл бұрын

thanks

@mitchconner4057

Жыл бұрын

ROFLMAO

@TonyEnglandUK

Жыл бұрын

it's ARSE, not ASS, you Americanised baboon

Would love to go see this man live. Brilliant stand up

@steviegg2670

2 жыл бұрын

He is brilliant! Even before he became big and he was just playing at the comedy store he just as that observational comedy that you can’t beat!!! You start laughing before he even talks 😂 😂 😂 x

@cynthiam3943

2 жыл бұрын

@@steviegg2670 Exactly, no one, as far as I’m concerned is so down to earth and says it as it is other than Peter👏👏😂😂🇬🇧

@Glenfunnyman

Жыл бұрын

On tour again soon and well worth the ticket price.

@unpopularsoul

Жыл бұрын

He’s great live. Saw him in 2010. I had jaw ache from laughing so much 😂

@leematthews6812

Жыл бұрын

Now's your chance! Only took me 45 minutes to get a ticket in the presale, and apparently that was pretty good compared with some people.

I live in Bolton and the accent there just lends itself absolutely perfectly to comedy. I find Boltonians generally funny because there's a sense of humour that is so traditional and homely. It is reflected a lot in Peter's jokes, centred around family life at home and in local communities. There's nothing so funny as people, especially if they're related to you! haha.

@moonloversheila8238

Жыл бұрын

Fellow Boltonian here! I love Peter’s accent; he sounds like my dad!

@jackwentrunning

Жыл бұрын

Aye fellow boltonian too here

@Bombabingbong66

Жыл бұрын

Is Brother Maleus originalky from Bolton, I don't think so, he s too posh. 🤔 😁

@jackieporter5323

Жыл бұрын

@@moonloversheila8238 he sounds like my grandad and my dad, both born in Farnworth

@NoNameEst1992

Жыл бұрын

​@@jackieporter5323 I'm from Farnworth 👍

You know you've made it as a comedian when a goat and mini rocket sneak in to see your live show; Also a ship decides to be brave and tries to heckle you!!! This has been greatly appreciated... Thank you so much for the upload It has been friggin hilarious!!! Off for a Peter Kay extravaganza!!! Phoenix Nights, Max and Paddy's Road trip and all the live shows I can possibly find!!!

@bloochoo2870

2 жыл бұрын

Don’t forget car share!

@AnnaN78

2 жыл бұрын

@@bloochoo2870 OMG I forgot all about that 🙀🙀🙀 Nice one hun 👍👌👍👌👍👌

@cynthiam3943

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂👏👏👏👏

@billsamuls7620

Жыл бұрын

your right he gets on my goat

Genius..... I just want him to be my mate, sat at the pub just having a pint.. You know it's going to be a good night...😂

@swanclipper

2 жыл бұрын

that's why you're not friends with someone like him. you expect too much. people like you ruin days and nights of performers because you think, on or off the stage, they're there solely to entertain you and keep you happy. you're the reason "famous people" can't do normal shit. it's not that they're weird, it's that you're obsessive and ignorant to thier lives. time and time again anybody widely popular would say outloud, on camera, to other people, in public "i'm not always ON, i'm just like you, now let me eat with my family!" but no, you want him to be YOUR friend. i don't care if you're gonna walk back and pretend that's not what you meant, yet it's exactly what you expected. people like you are the reason we can't have nice things. IF you're lucky and get to meet this guy, you're the first person he's getting away from. you're not his friend, you're a fan of his performances. your dishonesty and lack of introspection on the subject show that you're incapable of being friends with anybody half as famous as Peter Kay. he's not even that popular. he's national, but that's it. international is a big stretch.i doubt you could hold your sweat back if you met someone who has been on a radio show. moronic comment. no thought behind it, and you think i should ignore it? nope. someone, in the future, will see your bullshit and they'll realise someone called you on it.

@antonytheolddog8626

2 жыл бұрын

@@johnbatch9276 you gotta be as funny as Peter mate, and get the first round in..😎👊

@brucebiggy3593

2 жыл бұрын

@@johnbatch9276 Very ,very small doses. I've never once laughed at any of his so called jokes. But then again I'm not as pissed as a fart.

@NathanMcCabe88

2 жыл бұрын

@@brucebiggy3593 why are you here then, troll?

@NathanMcCabe88

2 жыл бұрын

He's Teetotal

One of funniest comedians of all time

@brucebiggy3593

2 жыл бұрын

Are you drunk?

@Sanctified57

2 жыл бұрын

@@brucebiggy3593 No,. Are you?

@brucebiggy3593

2 жыл бұрын

@@Sanctified57 I'd have to be to laugh at Peter Kay.

@Sanctified57

2 жыл бұрын

@@brucebiggy3593 In that case you must be a miserable so and so in your sober state 😂

@margaretjbuckley

2 жыл бұрын

You've led a very sheltered life.

Peter Kay ...good comedian. Always cheers me up.

Oh God, I've just choked myself laughing, I've never seen that video before. Peter: "I've just been heckled by a ship". What an entertainer he is, so spontaneous but polite with it, such a lovely guy.

Probably a line no one will ever say again. "I've never been heckled by a ship before"

@stoopingfalcon891

2 жыл бұрын

I lost it completely at that one. 🤣

@slammerf16

2 жыл бұрын

At least it wasn't a tripod!

@rmlfilms123

Жыл бұрын

Only in my hometown 😂😂

Brilliant as always

PK has a great way to deal with hecklers. Doesn't shoot them down ala Frankie Boyle or Jimmy Carr but works with them , lets them have thier moment makes it a big part of the show.

I miss this guy. No one does comedy like him. Sean lock (RIP) and Bill Bailey are the only others that get close but with their own style.

Good ol' Dublin wit the foghorn ha ha

@NoodleBomber

2 жыл бұрын

Funniest shit ever hahaha

"Are you getting that vodka intravenously" 🤣🤣🤣

Peter Kay really is the greatest of all time

@brucebiggy3593

2 жыл бұрын

Is that you Mr Kay?

@margaretjbuckley

2 жыл бұрын

Oh, come on, you need to get out more. Richard Pryor, Bill Hicks...

@davidransom643

2 жыл бұрын

@@margaretjbuckley how would getting out enable someone to see Richard Pryor or Bill Hicks?

@margaretjbuckley

2 жыл бұрын

@@davidransom643 Are you totally thick? It obviously means you ought to broaden your horizon, stop believing the shit you are fed by the media, think for yourself, which you seem incapable of doing. Happy now?

@hannahframpton9235

Жыл бұрын

@@davidransom643 nice 👌😂

Absolute class, brilliant comedian

Love it! I'm crying.

Absolutely one of the best of all time, gets your sides splitting

Peter is just brilliant.

Him and Lee Evans need to come back there just 1st class 👏👏

@michaelwarner4323

Жыл бұрын

And micky Flanagan

@patarciepaul

Жыл бұрын

*They're.

@zanussidish8144

Жыл бұрын

Is English you're first language?

@davebarrow2194

Жыл бұрын

Are you a washing machine or a fridge freezer mate?

@funkyjunkyjai

Жыл бұрын

@@zanussidish8144 *Your

legend showing how its done! as a warm up guessing he knows his craft I love and miss Peter

Pure comedy genius

@krisward376

Жыл бұрын

Jokes are terrible

One of the very few funny guys I love Please come back bro. Born to make you laugh 🤣

Are you on glue got me rolling

The Man The Legend.

Come back soon Peter. We all miss you

I like how Peter is funny without needing to get into the gutter.

@waynesmith4612

Жыл бұрын

That's true.

@Band-maid-fan101

Жыл бұрын

I think the Bolton accent helps lol

@NB-qr2rt

Жыл бұрын

Agreed. But he does signal and tell a heckler to "f**k off" at 4:54 and that type of language simply isn't acceptable in this day and age.

@CatherineWoofsHallam

Жыл бұрын

Yes!

@aburden8580

Жыл бұрын

@@Band-maid-fan101 You think he sounds like Michael Bolton?

" if someone offers you a penny for your thoughts...sell." 🤣

Peter kay will always be the best comedian in my opinion, i can just relate to everything he says he never fails to put a smile on my face, Legend i hope you are well peter 💯

"is he that bloke from goonies!?.... In end at that cave!" 😂😂😂

Love Peter Kay💯

Now that's comedian not losing any other crowd rolling with it and making him laugh even harder

Love this - well done Peter.

It's spitting,takes me back,so right.The charts and VCR are class sketches.😅

I didnt want this to end!

Come to Australia, you are one of the great talents all the world should see

You've dropped your wallet!! Comedy gold 🥇 🤣🤣🤣

Best wishes to you sir ! I can't stop laughing/crying ! Thanks for sharing this video :-)

*the wooooo lady really got on his nerves* 😂😂😂😂

@Murielson

2 жыл бұрын

I wasn't there and she got on mine!!

@BrutusMaximusAurelius

2 жыл бұрын

She needed a Will Smith around her at that moment haha.

@ricmac954

2 жыл бұрын

Peter Kay dealt with the heckling with charm and good humour, and continued to entertain his audience. A real pro and a real gent. But whooping hecklers? Why do drunks always think they're entertaining? They're not. They're a bore.

@10buffster

2 жыл бұрын

She was like the annoying woman in 'Flying High' and everyone was lined up to slap it out of her 😆

@terranceparsons5185

2 ай бұрын

And every one else's

Absolute genius!

Needed that, brilliantly 👏

Had me in stitches 😂😂

He always cheers me up, funny as. Thanks Mr Kay.

Superb timing.

Brilliant. One of the best.

"I were gunna say you're off your tits but there's not enough room" 💀😂

Are you on glue 😂

wow, what a relaxed performer.

Just BRILLIANT. 🤣 What a LEGEND.

He's absolutely brilliant 👏

Bring him bk Peter Kay all the way 😂

I understood 5 words but it was still hilarious

Simply brilliant.

Absolutely brilliant 😂😂😂😂

Peter is awesome... some of the comedy from this man is just spectacular and appealing to every age group... top shelf stuff

@billsamuls7620

Жыл бұрын

IS IT CANNED LAUGHTER

@florianp2122

Жыл бұрын

@@billsamuls7620 HAVE YOU BEEN TO HIS SHOWS?

@billsamuls7620

Жыл бұрын

@@florianp2122 no im glad iv saved my money

@billsamuls7620

Жыл бұрын

iv seen loads of his vidios im yet to laugh

@florianp2122

Жыл бұрын

@@billsamuls7620 American?

I’m from the same town as Peter (Bolton), and it’s a nice thing that we have one of the best comedians in the UK from here!

He's such a legend!

The guy that shouted out “put big light on” 😂