"now i'm a sucker for a bargain" hahaha dead

@mickmickymick6927

3 жыл бұрын

But then who posted the comment?

@stephenr80

3 жыл бұрын

thats one helluva end!!!!

@YaNansCrustyToe

3 жыл бұрын

I fuckin lost it at that

One of the best comedic storytellers ever!

@queensaestheticstjs854

3 жыл бұрын

100% I agree love him been to see him in Nottingham The whole audience couldn’t not breathe with laughter all the way through he’s ace

@miked501

3 жыл бұрын

Totally agree with you lad

@JodytheBrien

3 жыл бұрын

Billy Connolly also

@barbara-annperry5941

3 жыл бұрын

Him and Billy Connolly

@stephenr80

3 жыл бұрын

no doubt!!!

“That’s quite reasonable!” 3:02 😂😂😂

@zevlovex222

2 жыл бұрын

Panic over🤣🤣🥲

Remember watching this live on TV and can honestly say I needed my asthma inhaler when he was telling this joke i nearly died, the best stand up I've seen in long time love it.

@liverpool379

2 жыл бұрын

This was my first time seeing him too and I was like damn this guy is special, first comedian I saw live after that and I barely remember the show I was too busy laughing

@josephinebournes8212

2 жыл бұрын

I guess comedy is culturally relative 😒

@stoax

Жыл бұрын

@@josephinebournes8212 not perse! I'm from the netherlands and I get it. For example have you never waited on a bus at night before? Then yeah you wouldnt really get the feel but still the joke would be the deal

@francisolojo1351

Жыл бұрын

I died and woke up again 😂

@iamurdad77

8 ай бұрын

Did ye Aye!!!

Trying to figure out their BMI.... :) Hilarious 😂😂

Watched this so many times now and it doesn't get old, I still always come back to it. His audience also loves it when he re-tells his classic jokes live soo...this guy never gets old

@Kevinrothwell1959

3 жыл бұрын

Whenever I feel a bit low I come back to this video, it never fails to put a smile on my face 😃

@MilliVanilli2007

3 жыл бұрын

@@Kevinrothwell1959 Good to know i am not alone :)

@stephenr80

3 жыл бұрын

same here its so funny!!

@roelmartinvandervelde9407

Жыл бұрын

He'll get old alright. Always carries a pound on him doesnt he

Taking a simple story that starts as a bad experience and turning it in such a funny standup comedy act just by the way you deliver it and an awesome accent... Just a comedy genius. Absolutely brilliant!!! The world needs to know how good Scottish comedians are because people are missing out on amazing comedians.

I’m Glaswegian and I’ve always said in jest- you might get stabbed but at least they’ll phone you an ambulance before they run away with your phone! 😂😂😂😂

It took me several Kevin Bridges videos to pick up his accent, since I’m American. I love this guy and I watch over and over, to the point now when I show my friends, I’m sorta translating for them.

@paulbyrne4214

3 жыл бұрын

Yep because you're American...classic

@nathanmahoney6223

3 жыл бұрын

@@paulbyrne4214 guy watches kevin bridges a few times and reckons hes a multilingual type bastard.

@marksinclair946

3 жыл бұрын

Gonnaenodaethat

@air9music

3 жыл бұрын

@@nathanmahoney6223 next thing ya know, he'll be putting "Glaswegian" in his languages section on Facebook.

@nathanmahoney6223

3 жыл бұрын

@@air9music hahaha after that he'll be getting on jeremy kyle with some iron bru.

This never gets old. Can't believe I was in the audience for this classic.

You know it’s gold when your audience asks you to re-tell the same joke in future performances. They all know what’s coming. They all know the punchlines. But it doesn’t get old. Gold. Pure gold.

Kev. I. N has some amazing material but the start of this where he leads on to “we got we act together, pronto” is absolute gold.

I'm so happy I found Kevin Bridges. Totally agree with previous comments about the joke doesn't get old - I still laugh when I hear this. Thanks for making us laugh during this crazy time.

This man is legend! I love his material. You should watch this with subtitles, KZread is having a stroke trying to understand him.

"In Edinburgh it would be at least a fiver" 😂

I dont know how many times I have watched this. Such a simple yet incredibly funny story. The way he depicts with comments and narration is just simply awesome 😂😂

...never thought I would ever wish I was Scottish....love you mate.

He’s a genius. He really is.

"Panic over" 😭😭😭👌

“trying to figure out their BMI” 😂😂😂😂

@TheSexybabe1978

8 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

when he says "fattyyy" hahahahaahhaha

My fave comedian..saw him in Leeds and had Me in stitches

Just brilliant!!!

Cracks me up , Brilliant Storytelling.

Funny as , classic story brilliantly told👍

This is his best bit. 👍🏼

This will never ever grow old.

Bloody brilliant😂

The funniest story I’ve ever heard🤣

@ianmcdonagh692

3 жыл бұрын

You might also like Bert Krieschers "The Machine" story.

Pure genius 👏 🤣🤣

I thought this joke couldn’t get any funnier until I watched it with the subtitles. “fart boy”.

@baderchallouk1629

3 жыл бұрын

Oi yuu , fatty

Ha , love that story so so funny just brilliant 👍

in Edinburgh we talking a fiver!

@fraserwatsn

3 жыл бұрын

@Latest Obsession ken man

@void7020

3 жыл бұрын

Oh aye Edinburgh is a fucking London copycat Glasgow is the capital of Scotland

@murray930

3 жыл бұрын

@@void7020 incorrect but whatever.

@mkace2198

2 жыл бұрын

We’ll just take yer shoes here in Livi

I always thought he said "your gettin stomped" LOL

Excellent sketch !

kevin i watchthis bit every night b4 bed n cant stop laughing thanks mate

@stephenr80

3 жыл бұрын

grandma you listening? meet you soon jajaja

THIS HAS TO BE ONE OF THE MOST BRILLIANT JOKES AND TWISTS IVE EVER HEARD AND I WATCH A LOT OF COMEDY

@stephenr80

2 жыл бұрын

Still here watching this jewel what a funny thing it lights my day!!

@jideamao8087

3 ай бұрын

❤❤

Oh my g-d, I was laughing so hard I had to rewind cause I missed everything after the minute mark....'mental, but friendly mental.'

The best!!!

He makes everything better.

One of the funniest scenes…ever

I'm crying 🤣🤣🤣🤣

A classic

Epic comedy right here !!!!

Panic over! Brilliant 🤣

A true craft master 🙌

For once I can say I WAS THERE!!!! 🎉

The subtitles on this are hilarious

@christinechin1909

3 жыл бұрын

Right! Glasgow - “Europe’s mod Thor capital.”

And here weve got a Gentleman... lost it in tears....for a pound

1 of his best, alongside the unemployment 1 fuckin great man

Legend

He's so freaking funny!

@fraserwatsn

3 жыл бұрын

well ur no Scottish r ye

Friendly madman LMFAO :))))((

LEGEND

Brought here by the heckle video 😂

ya get daractions for da jaspital. its like dutch bro haha

Best comedian since Lee Mack for me.love him.and a Celtic man to boot ☘️☘️☘️

@bluenose817

3 жыл бұрын

No one cares

@liveitup5551

2 жыл бұрын

I'd love a celtic man to boot

Damn remind me never to take a bus in Glasgow 🤣

@daisybelle1025

Жыл бұрын

Never take a night bus anywhere in the UK....

A genius

When you're on stage trying to tell some new ones and they just keep asking for the bus stop joke aye

GLASGOOOOO

Me coming here after that one Belfast show 😂

I would have responded: No. You give ME that knife, or I'll take it from you. The best deal that you'll ever get for the rest of your short life.

Very funny.

😂😂😂😂😂😂

Hoy you, Hoy you, Aye you.

@niespiebozwiedzamszkocje

3 жыл бұрын

Oi not Hoy mate

@Doogie95

3 жыл бұрын

Oi ... FAT BOY!

🤣🤣🤣🤣

💛

I used get the plane from Heathrow to gateshead but sometimes back to Glasgow and it was always a nightmare for airport staff and any women just wanting to get the last plane out of Heathrow to Glasgow.

keep going bud you'll get paid or we won't watch

We Scots have a strange sense of fun , but we are real bad bastards if you want us to be lol He just says as it is

2:51

2:50 chaps

Yass Kev m8

5 thumbs down cause he said it's good to be in Edinburgh lol harsh but true

This guy is responsible for half of Great Britains sense of humor. When's the next special lol

Funny as fuck

The joke that made him. Unbelievable

@KennethMavor

2 жыл бұрын

....go look for the joke "did someone take a shite in my kettle"....that started him off.

Tht was me can tell you were tht happend

Legitimately crying

Offer to buy the knife off him for a tenner. As soon as you have the knife, use it to mug him for your tenner back, plus whatever else he has in his pockets.

@jobbythehutt

2 жыл бұрын

Then run it down his face.

😂😂

finally

Brill

No ending. :(

The only thing I wish is If he said "you got change for 2 quid"

turns out Kev didn't have a quid so he pulled out his own knife which was bigger and said to the skinny pensioners " oi yuu, aye yuus too, gav me a qid or I'll carve yus up like a wee hagis" The pensioners then gave Kev the 2 quid. He gave the polite gentleman one of said quids, and kept one for himself and everyone went home that evening full of joy and happiness. I hope this helps.

BOX office

And in Edinburgh it would've been a fiver... 🙂

Kevin "fat schoolgirl" Bridges

I actually think I'd prefer friendly mental to just regularly friendly. Normal people can fake being friendly, but if a mental person is friendly, you know it's genuine.

Hoy Yoooou Aye.... Yoooou

Ah Glasgow, the stabbist's capital city🤣

@epender

3 жыл бұрын

London: Hold my knife...no wait that joke doesn't work I need it to stab some more people

@cameronburke8002

3 жыл бұрын

It's not the Capital city..

@Ewan-xw3er

2 жыл бұрын

It's not anymore, knife crime is very low in glasgow now

How did it end ??🥴

@seanscanlon9067

2 жыл бұрын

I am guessing that he gave him a quid, as he lived to tell the tale.

Kevin Bridges’ main draw is his accent, if he was doing his jokes in a cockney or scouse accent it wouldn’t have the same effect

@Dan-lg4bs

2 жыл бұрын

Yes the Glaswegian accent can be hilarious

@maxington26

2 жыл бұрын

It must have been tough for him, battling the other 500k automatically hilarious Glaswegians! Or maybe he has a talent at writing and delivering material, regardless of his geographical heritage.

@DEAN0795

2 жыл бұрын

@@maxington26 if a scouser did the same jokes as him it wouldn’t work, his accent makes his jokes work even more

@maxington26

2 жыл бұрын

@@DEAN0795 Better warn John Bishop! Although - I don't think you've really touched, yet, on an academically interesting angle on comedy, "HE'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE SOUNDS SCOTTISH" betrays a certain disinterest in the topic.

@DEAN0795

2 жыл бұрын

@@maxington26 Try getting anybody else to say “HOI YOU AYE YOU, GIVE ME A QUID OR YOURE GETTING STABBED” he makes it funny with his accent

New Billy connolly

@granthedley8950

3 жыл бұрын

No. Billy Connolly was always a bag of wa*k, rarely funny, just annoying more often that. You can’t compare the two as Bridges is in a league of his own

Hoi yuuh

Love this guy's humor,he's fucking hilarious, 😂 he's funnier than billy Connolly

Sure Kevin is funny but try watching it with the subtitles on

what language is he speaking?

@TheSexybabe1978

8 ай бұрын

Scottish

@popcopone5172

8 ай бұрын

@@TheSexybabe1978 aahh