Are you as proud to be Scottish as I am? - kzread.info/dash/bejne/o2F_scp6oteaZLA.html

@JonBrownbread

2 жыл бұрын

I've only been to Ecclefechan. 👍

@mrmervinjminky1536

2 жыл бұрын

“It’s shite being Scottish!” … btw I’m allowed to say that 😉👍

@patbest642

2 жыл бұрын

Totally natural, hilarious 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@terencemurray8456

2 жыл бұрын

Me 2

@57maidmarion

2 жыл бұрын

Scottish ....iron brew ...whiskey ....haggis neeps and tatties...tartan...buckfast ....the list goes on...proud to be scottish ...as wiliam wallace said FREEDOM 😀😀

I can't believe how vividly accurate this all is. I felt like I was reliving a horror that I thought had been long left behind in the realms of childhood. Do you guys remember the awkward situation of a friend acting up to his parents as a way of showing off to you, and you having to sit their awkwardly as they bollocked him in front of you?

@TQV3

2 жыл бұрын

yes and reliving it hurts lmao probably not as much as the slap they got for it tho.

@decentlysmartforanidiot8284

2 жыл бұрын

my wee brother did this on friday and i brought back some memories i can tell you that much

@69butternut.

2 жыл бұрын

Yep. ‘Your friend can fuck off an’ all!’

@benlewis2475

2 жыл бұрын

The only thing worse was being told off by your parents in front of your friend.

@shaggymcshaggison9751

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah I was that kid 😆

'Oh he's driving a Ferrari is he?' 'Who?' 'HOOSE RICE' Fucking howling

@is-ityou4636

2 жыл бұрын

Oi 🤣

@Anonymous-kj1dl

2 жыл бұрын

I died at this also

@cliffclavin3865

2 жыл бұрын

I'd love to know if Stuart cassidy is still referred to as Hoose rice up in Scotland. Oh, and what car he's driving obviously🤣

@wk5539

2 жыл бұрын

@@cliffclavin3865 hats off to the man if he's actually driving a Ferrari 🤣

@ExtremePainGames

2 жыл бұрын

That was the bit for me, Then the call to dad. HAHAHAAAAA

"Get something in that frying pan ya fucking boot" literally crying hahahah

@kingmortz

Жыл бұрын

I have been scrolling for ages to find this exact comment. His delivery of that makes me LOL as well, but what is the meaning of calling her a boot? Is it simply a derogatory nickname for someone, or does it have a definition?

@ftroop2000

2 ай бұрын

That line had me in bits😂😂😂

This guy has everything - accents, acting, timing, insight, wit...and hilarious.

@HelloImCrimson

Жыл бұрын

Almost like hes a comedian

@aidzo

Жыл бұрын

@@HelloImCrimson you think you did something don’t you 😂😂

@SYKO666

Жыл бұрын

@@HelloImCrimson or a chemeldion

@alexporter5783

9 ай бұрын

V CV

@medalion1390

3 ай бұрын

The wig, the glasses, the catchphrase, brilliant.

Imagine being house rice and you’ve suggested a night out with your wife to see a comedian you went to school with. You’ve got a young family so you don’t get out much - it takes organising. Sitting in the theatre next to your wife whilst she’s pissing herself laughing and you’re pretending to laugh knowing inside that you’re house rice.

@LifeAccordingToNyle

Ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

It's the cold truth in "No family recovers from a jab to the dad" that makes it so incredibly funny to me.

@patritoro1865

Жыл бұрын

I don’t understand this bit. This is not my first language cam someone explain? Thanks😅

@aaronholmes8568

Жыл бұрын

@@patritoro1865 it's basically saying if you punch the father, you take out the whole family

😂 “alarm bells are ringing. we having fookin’ HOUSE RICE” 😂 Kevin, thank you Champion storyteller. Able to lift heavy weights off, of all our shoulders by making us laugh so hard. Love your unique gift of delivery, the change in gear between characters, the pause, the gestures, the slang, - stand out. relatable life stories, with zero fcks about classism, snobbery, etc. I am not Scottish and I understand you fine. Those that care, listen and get it.

@lyndsaycrawford

7 ай бұрын

My sons a great cook n he makes his own curry’s n his own rice that’s his new nickname “hoose rice” 😂😂😂

“Get something in that frying pan ya fuckin boot” had me rolling man 😂 9:01

"Get something in that frying pan ya f***in' boot!"😂 it's taken me 10 minutes to write that one line.😂I'm sat here crying, coughing and i can't see for tears. Its gone 12 and my hand is clamped over my mouth stifling what sounds like a pig in a headlock, trying not to wake the house up.😂 Damn you KB🤣😂

No, no. Whilst dad was normally strict, if I’d called home he was suddenly very relaxed and welcomed the idea of me stopping out. Only now do I realise him and mum were glad of a free house. Shudder the thought.

@loki_808

2 жыл бұрын

The things we never knew as kids hahaha

@colinm5481

2 жыл бұрын

Fk. I'd never thought of that until you mentioned it. The brutality of reality

@darkapothecary4116

2 жыл бұрын

The most tragic thing happened. His dad fucked his mom. Cartman southpark- Dude everyone's dads fucked there moms

@bmurray1986able

2 жыл бұрын

Hahaha.. mate your comment deserves to be in the 1/2k mark for likes

@bmurray1986able

2 жыл бұрын

Remote control called the Doofer?? I still call it the Remote. My kids call it the Hawnal (Handle obviously) and now my gf calls it the Buttons 🤣 FML

Seven o'clock in the morning and I'm caught in a Kevin Bridges loop. Lot's of stuff to do before heading to work but laughter is suddenly my priority. It should be mandatorily to start your day wiping laughter tears.

“Aw that shite starts again” 😂😂😂😂 absolutely buckled!

Greatest 10 minutes of comedy on KZread. Can't wait to see this bloke live again.

@lyndsaycrawford

2 жыл бұрын

You should watch the one about Greece being asked to pay its deficit.

@cliffclavin3865

2 жыл бұрын

@@lyndsaycrawford do not spoil what you have by desiring what you have not.😉🤣🤣

@lyndsaycrawford

2 жыл бұрын

@@cliffclavin3865 As Socrates said “He is richest who is content with least” As Plato says “yer no getting yer money ya fuckin cow” 😂😂😂

@cliffclavin3865

2 жыл бұрын

@@lyndsaycrawford that's a fucking beauty!

@lyndsaycrawford

2 жыл бұрын

@@cliffclavin3865 I watched this whole thing on the telly last night. I was in stitches when he was taking about Jesus Mary & Joseph. All Joseph’s work mates going back to his house after the pub to wake the wee man up for more wine. Pure class. 😂😂😂

This always reminds me of a time I stayed at a friends when I was younger, nothing worse than waking up early as hell before everyone else and waiting for someone else to go about

The build up to that very last line is an absolute masterclass in comedy and timing ❤️

@frankwoods9680

2 жыл бұрын

???

@frankwoods9680

2 жыл бұрын

@Talorc MacAllan A should, av been getn up late recently. That whole bit wasn't a build up to that one line fs, the whole story's the joke.

@mightay6672

2 жыл бұрын

Genius

Oh god this was EVERYONE’s sleepover, right down to other people’s house smell

Love these little snippets; childhood memories; the hilarious, snappy tales from KEVIN BRIDGES 🤣💥🤣💥🤣

@catherinebuckle9513

2 жыл бұрын

Kevin is brilliant !

Battering the letterbox, quality especially the final flick with the hand gesture, used to do that all the time lmao. Those were the days :-)

It's uncanny how much hes captured my childhood memories to a tee

Wee hoose rice. Funniest piece of stand up i've heard in my life. Greetings from Belgium

I just wanted to say, as an American, this is one of the funniest stand up bits I've heard in a long time. The sleep over bit is spot on.

Now i think this is the best 10 mins ive heard from Kev.......just brilliant. He takes you right there into the Cassidy house........

@Mistowgan

2 жыл бұрын

Don't wanna be there. Thats no a family. Thats a cult

Love how the scottish accent relates to Old Norse. In Danish: House = Hus Mouse=Mus It makes it an easy dialect for Scandinavians to understand.

@JamesBond-si7xs

2 жыл бұрын

As we say…” there’s a moose loose aboot this Hoose “ Greetings from Glasgow 👍

@zector0

2 жыл бұрын

While I agree, I must put my foot down by saying that danish isn't a language, it's a widespread throat infection. /Regards Sweden

@830927mjki

2 жыл бұрын

@@JamesBond-si7xs oh ffs, It's gonna take me a week to get that bloody ad out of my head now >:(

@parallelfinn

2 жыл бұрын

Greeting = Crying Gråter = Crying

@parallelfinn

2 жыл бұрын

Bairn = child Barn = child

The crazy thing is that we’ve all been there!

Subtitles ‘this bathroom the little box on an ounce’ 👀 instead of ‘battering the letterbox unannounced’ 😂 great work KZread

@joelmacinnes2391

2 жыл бұрын

@@lensflares9901 😬🤣

This guy is amazing! Now imagine a Portuguese trying not only to get the joke, but also understand his Glasgow accent!!! Awesome!!!! More like this please

@sergionevesoficial

2 жыл бұрын

Are you brazilian? Do you understand all that he said? #Paulo monteiro

@PauloJorgeMonteiro

2 жыл бұрын

@@sergionevesoficial Portuguese! ;) At start I was struggling, but after a few listens of his material I got to the hang of his accent !

@sergionevesoficial

2 жыл бұрын

@@PauloJorgeMonteiro that's great. I'm Brazilian

@mightay6672

2 жыл бұрын

Well done 👍

@chrismac4441

Жыл бұрын

Nicely done. I've seen English people in the comments saying they can't understand a word he's saying. Obrigado

Hoose rice! My favorite bit because it's so relatable, having grown up in similar circumstances.

@josephmcginness5786

2 жыл бұрын

Don’t sound like it pal

@lyndsaycrawford

2 жыл бұрын

@@josephmcginness5786 😂😂😂aye he was hoose rice

@Jmvars

2 жыл бұрын

@@lyndsaycrawford no

"Get summat in that fryin' pan, ya fuckin' boot!"

The attention to detail!! The “house smell!”

I got laughed at college by my best friend because in my house we called the remote, telly buttons.... 13 years later and she still laughs.

@icedragon9988

2 жыл бұрын

Hook the Da! No family can survive a hook to the Da. Lol.

@savinggift158

2 жыл бұрын

Telly buttons 👍👍

@shelleyphilcox4743

2 жыл бұрын

Telly buttons or just THE buttons in our house :D

@dylanrafala9060

2 жыл бұрын

I'm laughing at you now😂😂

@Pureblood32

Жыл бұрын

I was the remote

Must be an amazing feeling making all those people laugh. I'm sire it's a feeling Kev will never get sick of. He was born to do stand up, he's so talented.❤❤

This isnt a family, this is a cult. This is all so true!!

@jordoncampbell5118

2 жыл бұрын

They sound like right cults.

@kingmortz

5 ай бұрын

I need outta here!

@davidfairweather3301

5 ай бұрын

@@kingmortzI used to hate sleepovers 😂😂😂

Brilliant this, watched it so many times and still laugh every time, HOOSE RICE !! Cheers Kev, top notch !

I was almost crying with laughter.... Mr Bridges... You are brilliant!!!!

"Hand that Rocks the Cradle" ROTFL

Lived in Paisley, Lochwinnoch and Saltcoats...How i miss the Scottisch..FF-ing Brilliant! Greetings from The Netherlands

I once spent the weekend with my best friend's family at their holiday home two hours of twists and turns west of Glasgow. His dad, who had driven the route many time before, threw the car round the corners so much that the first thing I did when we arrived was open the car door and vomit all over their drive. Good start! I actually don't remember too much about the rest of the weekend (it was a very long time ago), but his mum did try to ply me with porridge for breakfast made with water and added salt (the "true" Scottish way). That didn't go down well -- actually it didn't go down at all, after one taste. Never did get invited back again...

Seen him live twice…. First time I was able to say hello afterwards and get a picture with him. Second time, I thought I was gonna have to leave because my jaw was sore with laughing. I’m Scottish so get a lot of his humour and quirks…. He’s brilliant!

@jamiecharlton9844

2 жыл бұрын

A jambo and true romance fan 👌

@JAM8OC

2 жыл бұрын

@@jamiecharlton9844 true romance… my favourite film! As for being a jambo…. No, my names James, and jambo was just always a nickname. I’m Scottish, wish I was a jambo, unfortunately I’m an arsenal fan! Lol

@lyndsaycrawford

2 жыл бұрын

“True romance is so cool, it’s so cool, it’s so cool”

@JAM8OC

2 жыл бұрын

@@lyndsaycrawford sure is lyndsay! My fave film.

@shelleyphilcox4743

2 жыл бұрын

The speech accents and words might be different, but the sense of humour between Glaswegians and Londoners is the same.

No family recovers from a jab to the dad 😂😂😂😂😂

Absolute perfect comedy - HOOSE RICE - will send my son round his mates house very soon!!

By far the best stand up comic about these days. The references to laddish culture are unrivalled. But, don’t let this fool you, his timing is absolutely in point !

Going to see him tomorrow in Dublin. He’s one of the funniest comedians of all time.

Fucking top tier. Goal is to see him live one day.

Crazy how relatable this video was i went round to the mates for what i thought was a sunday roast and it was a freybentos pie and veg i literally forced it down me wanting to be sick, i remember having a bite then swallow my drink to force it down it was fucking vile, then at the end of the night my mate said he would make me up the most compfy sleeping set up ever, and it was just a old duvet with no bed sheet on and a bean bag for a pillow and i was laying there on his rock hard carpet floor breathing in the family smell and the exact same thing with the clock ticking in the bedroom thinking exactly the same get me the fuck home

Just literally watched The Hand That Rocks The Cradle and this scene literally came to my head straightaway 🤣🤣

This guy is one of the greatest ever story tellers - 100% accurate and beautifully observed, timing immaculate - never misses even the tiniest of detail - wonderful 😂

Nothing on in the morning Kevin it’s a Saturday morning and your f’ing10 years old pal - no plans

Hey Kevsta. I always come back to this for a laugh and a distraction from the fact they both my parents have passed. So thanks for the laughs. You fcuking funny❤❤

houserice!

This is something that everyone brought up in the 80s and 90s can relate to 😂

@lyndsaycrawford

2 жыл бұрын

Aye & you know he didn’t call it a Chinese lol! “Where’s awe the yella Shiite” lol. He’s brilliant

@aaronmorrison8050

2 жыл бұрын

Hell I was raised in the 2000s and I relate to it.

@sallypenhalli

Жыл бұрын

I was raised in the sixties and I relate to it. At breakfast they put hot milk and hot butter (wtf) on their cornflakes. I asked for the sugar and was met with a stoney faced stare. When my dad came to pick me up I waited in the car whilst he made polite conversation.

@Kingofthekop1

Жыл бұрын

@@sallypenhalli if you asked for sugar on cornflakes in my house you’d get looked at like you had steaming turds hanging out your mouth too. Disgusting.

@lyndsaycrawford

7 ай бұрын

@@sallypenhalli my sister used to put hot milk in her weetabix n stuck her tongue out at me awe mushy it still gives me the boak 🤢

I feel like I know the Cassidys pretty well now.

I listen to another version of this around once a month when I’m feeling down. I’m glad I can give the official one my views. I love his form of detailed observational comedy that is somehow so relatable! HUS RICE!

Kevin is an absolute legend

'Who? Hoose Rice?!?' 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

All the house rice's laughing at you 😂😂🇮🇪

What kind of psycho has house rice with a takeaway? They should be locked up.

@jbx5411

2 жыл бұрын

Was talking to this girl once and we ordered Chinese, she tried to say we didn’t need the rice and we could just boil some, yeah long story short among other things, that girl is gone..

@dylanrafala9060

2 жыл бұрын

The cassidy's do

@lyndsaycrawford

7 ай бұрын

@@jbx5411 aye that’s a deal breaker mate! You want it all fried with the wee bits of egg here n there! The fattier n greasier the better

I am not Scottish, yet am totally in thrall, addicted to Kevin Bridges. He is really brilliant, I can 'see' those situations, and laugh out loud to my stomach.

Hoose Rice ftw never get tired of this bit, top level comedy & timing ♥

Two days ago, I ordered Indian take away, and forgot to order the rice, so I had to make my own to go with it. And this was all I could think about! "I can't believe I'm having house rice!" 😩😂

@crw45able

5 ай бұрын

You spelt hoose wrong 😂.

@iamurdad77

Ай бұрын

Did ye Aye!

I've been waiting for you to upload this for months!

Best comedian in years

That man is a legend and so talented he cracks me up everything what a scream xx

Best comedian in Britain and has been for many years now. I'm English with Scottish family and everthing this bloke does is brilliantly accurate and hilarious.

1 of my favourite Kev I N sketches, so many good lines but to finish with get something in that frying pan ya boot is genius 😂😂

This is entirely why I will have a code phrase that signifies that my kid(s) don’t want to stay over or stay somewhere any longer It’ll be something simple like “have you fed the dog yet”

Absolutely outstanding, I'm a massive fan of Kevin Bridges, have been for over 10 years now. I can watch your stand up over and over pal and it never gets old. Never change, you and Frankie Boyle are the best!

Genius; genius; genius

absolutely howling at this. Not least because I am hooserice. Mam always cooked basmati at home if we had takeaway. God only knows what pals coming to stay would have said to their parents about my gaff hahahaaha

@ahmedashour8177

7 ай бұрын

May be you were the HUSRICES

The doofer! That’s automatically understood that that’s the remote control. In my family everyone knows what the “Doofer” is 🤣🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@luminousfractal420

2 жыл бұрын

Same in Cardiff 😂 wonder where that started

@ck1643

Жыл бұрын

And Belfast 😂

@MrJacobThrall

Жыл бұрын

I know "doofer" as a generic "thingummy" word - so yeah, it's the remote, but, depending on context, it could also be a screwdriver, ladle, sewing-machine bobbin, unnamed bracket clip thing for holding a van door open, etc, etc, etc...

Houserice 😂😂

Absolutely brilliant.

One of my favorite sketches.. Thank you

Been down with the flu this past couple days, this clip gave me a much needed teary-eyed laugh, cheers for uploading

@markrooney537

2 жыл бұрын

Didn't think people caught the flu anymore

@johnnewton8334

2 жыл бұрын

Hope you feel better!

I watch all comedians worth their salt. This might be the greatest skit of all time. So relatable haha

This is Brilliant! Lots of fun to watch👍

Still makes me laugh to this day. Cannot wait for the new tour! Roll on next October.

One of the best sketches of all time !!

The accuracy is incredible 😂

😂😂😂😂the best comedian ever!! I’m peeing myself 😂😂😂

Lol I’ve been waiting for this clip for months.

House Rice 😅

So bloody good mate, love it

Bloody brilliant 🤣

Brilliant!! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

So spot on 😂😂😂

Keep 'em coming Kev

His delivery is fantastic!

I cry laughing Kevin…hoos rise 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

“Where’s awe the yella shite” brilliant! Hoose rice

Absolutely love Kev.I.N only found him a week ago and have watched everything!!! Can’t wait till you come to Australia again Kev

I too always thought when ordering takeout that it “made more sense” or something to boil some rice already in the house than to order in a tray or two for several times the price and no joke ever since seeing this whenever ordering takeout I haven’t dared boil a single pot since, even at the considerable risk of not having enough rice. There’s just too great a stigma now.

@Calcearius

2 жыл бұрын

You're still a hoose rice, too late to change now hoose rice ;)

@mojorisen7812

2 жыл бұрын

Wee hoose rice. Mud sticks kid lol.

@bravenew1934

2 жыл бұрын

There are likely far more hoose rices out there than one might think. We are legion and one day we will rise again and take our rightful place. In all likelihood, at some point midway between the Bridges’ and the Cassidys’ residence ✊ 🍚 🚩

@hugh.g.rection5906

2 жыл бұрын

@@bravenew1934 aye sure you will hoose rice

probably the funniest bit from any comedian ive ever seen

I'm Scottish and the same age as Kevin and this brings back so many memories of my childhood lol

Wee Hoos rice over here hahaha

OMG! Not Scottish, but close. Northumberland. You’re hilarious! I understand every word. Gan yam!!!! I love you changed it to home for the audience 🤣🤣🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿👍

Couldn't really relate to this as a kid, always liked going over to my mate's house to stay over. And then it occurred to me... I was Leeds' answer to House Rice.

@lyndsaycrawford

7 ай бұрын

😂😂😂 I mind one of yer pals always had like an aunt that would let you stay out dead late n drink n smoke in the house. But it was usually a pure trainspotting house. Wipe your feet on the way out kinda flat. Round About 2am I’d be lying there thinking wish I’d just went home!!

Absolutely genius! Even if its loosely based on one of his experiences or a few put together it's totally accurate that most can relate too! And his delivery of the gag just wow 👌.. one of the best!

@kendostick01

7 ай бұрын

I won't be surprised if this actually happened

Hoose rice. Gets me every time!!

It’s true, for some reason whenever you go round your friend’s house they order from a place that you’ve never even been to or ever knew existed