There's nothing better than when Billy goes off on one of his rants.

@scottmaxwell5249

2 жыл бұрын

Since the death of Robin Williams, Billy has taken the crown. You should also know they were close friends. Keep laughing and life is so much better!

@thephoenixsystem6765

2 жыл бұрын

I prefer sex, but whatever floats your boat :)

@mattmarzula

2 жыл бұрын

Someone never got neck while eating Cool Ranch Doritos.

@johnellison1635

2 жыл бұрын

NEEE NAWWW NEEE NAWWW NEEE NAWWW

@Heavywall70

2 жыл бұрын

When I used to drink I’d would go off on a rant every now and then I’m sober now and I still do it. But now I remember them.

We've never needed Billy more than in 2021. Classic genius

@VauxhallViva1975

2 жыл бұрын

If he lived in Scotland today, he would be arrested and charged with hate-speech for any stand-up like that. Now, just think for a minute......how fucked up is that?

@reuvenlloyd6769

2 жыл бұрын

@@VauxhallViva1975 its completely fooked

@bossdog1480

2 жыл бұрын

@@VauxhallViva1975 Especially for Scotland. What happened?

@vaughanellis7866

2 жыл бұрын

Shame he's give up doing the stand up because the Parkinson's is getting too bad.

@reuvenlloyd6769

2 жыл бұрын

@@vaughanellis7866 yea im so glad i bought his book

We are never fkn consulted about ANYTHING...truth....

When he swears, it's hilarious. But when he laughs at his own punchline as he delivers it is GOLD.

@Plethorality

2 жыл бұрын

true.

The overlap of the term “beigeist “ and “woke” deserves more comedic attention

@Krasbin

2 жыл бұрын

Thank you for writing that. I first thought it was "bayesiist" (from bayesian, as in "bayesian statistics"). Mind you, bayesian thinking is basically constantly updating with new data (when done properly), which would make a "bayesiist" akin to an empiricist, someone who mainly cares about the data. The only way that would be bad, is if the data is collected to uphold some bureaucracy. And in that case, they would also be "beigeist".

@avenuex3731

2 жыл бұрын

@@Krasbin people, especially college‘educated’ folk, tend to feel that Bayesian analysis yields truth. It does not guarantee that by any means. But it does help identify likely conditions for a relationship to be true. And I doubt we need that to tell Bill isn’t talking about that. ;-)

@rutabagasteu

2 жыл бұрын

Woke means understand the fact that racism exists, and slavery existed. And, don't be stupid.

@avenuex3731

2 жыл бұрын

@@rutabagasteu there was slavery?!! And people are racist?!!!! That really is a woke observation. And also common knowledge. Only the product of a beigeist education would think that their possession of a historical tidbit or normal understanding would make them better than others. But it is thoroughly bigoted to imagine others are somehow less than yourself because they think look or sound differently. You should ask yourself how stupid that way of thinking is for a person who wishes to be thought of as woke.

@rutabagasteu

2 жыл бұрын

@@avenuex3731 I grew up in an area of Segregation and lynching of poor African Americans due to Klan activities. So don't pretend it isn't being swept under the rug.

The Greatest Stand Up Comedian Of All Time. Billy Connolly = Scottish Legend 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@footrot17

2 жыл бұрын

He's 79. Few years left in him I think

@makeitsonumberone1358

Жыл бұрын

British legend 🇬🇧

@isaactl

Жыл бұрын

I'm not from the UK and I needed the subtitles... xD sorry, but what a thick scottish accent... 😅

Nomatter how miserable I feel at times Billy makes me smile and cry tears of laughter 🤣😍.🍒

@tuttobicci

2 жыл бұрын

Absoloutley.

@daviclar867

2 жыл бұрын

Are you related to Kevin?

@cherrybacon3319

2 жыл бұрын

@@daviclar867 No.

Facts, and it's only gotten fucking worse since!

He's right that we aren't consulted on all these dumb decisions that affect our lives

@johncurtis920

2 жыл бұрын

Nobody was consulted because nobody made the dumb decisions per se. It's all media spin doing whatever they can to get your eyeballs and clicks. They try to tell us what to think, how to feel, what to buy and who to hate. And it's all driven by money, isn't it? Nothing more basic than that....

@theknightwhosaysni1356

8 ай бұрын

When we are consulted though, there's enough idiots to fuck everything up, Exhibit A - Brexit

Amen, Brother!!!! 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼 Relevant today more than ever.

The political didn't get into political correctness by accident, its a weapon

@freedomofpeach9790

2 жыл бұрын

Commies and tyrants, all of em

@Melkor54

2 жыл бұрын

and Billy is just as politically correct as the rest of them

@NikCan66

2 жыл бұрын

1930's Frankfurts school Marxists

@yvettesnananone4798

2 жыл бұрын

Oh "a weapon"ooh,he is lethal.what a dope

@craigchapman6613

2 жыл бұрын

@@yvettesnananone4798 - try reading what I typed ? Billy's attitude is great, politics are weaponised by the pathetic moral superiority of PC

Social media will never be able to appreciate the mastermind of Billy Connolly

Well said Billy, yourself John Cleese and a couple of others are leading the fight back!

@liveitup5551

2 жыл бұрын

this was years ago mate

@lcoconstruction2660

2 жыл бұрын

@Macavity Twat lol.

@liveitup5551

2 жыл бұрын

@Macavity how was he abusive ya muppet?

@liveitup5551

2 жыл бұрын

@Macavity sure. no problem kid. Did your mum get home ok?

@liveitup5551

2 жыл бұрын

@Macavity it was me that killed her

Billy Connolly having a rant. Brilliant

I am 70 and I 100% agree with Billy. I WILL NOT CHANGE.. Don't like it... tough.

@SSJfraz

2 жыл бұрын

None of you lot change at your age. You pish yerselves in the hoose then jump right onto a bus.

@danw1374

2 жыл бұрын

As long as you're happy that's all that matters and fuck what anybody else thinks.

@SpocksBro

2 жыл бұрын

@@SSJfraz No one in their right mind would adapt to this reality detached insanity, no matter if boomer, genx, millenial or zoomer. It's just more commie drivel to subvert your country. Have fun living under socialism/communism because that's where it leads to eventually.

@RoCkShaDoWWaLkEr

2 жыл бұрын

Well Peckel you better not bitch and moan about the state of the world as it's your generation being asleep at the wheel that allowed Notsees to take over the world. Congrats you're part of the problem.....

@inglepropnoosegarm7801

2 жыл бұрын

@@SSJfraz Age brings wisdom.

".....fuckers!" gets me every time.. 🤣

in the 15 years since Billy released this, things have gotten so much better...

@james10739

2 жыл бұрын

No way waitperson was a thing 15 years ago

@michaeld8280

2 жыл бұрын

@@james10739 It was *almost* universally laughed at 15 years ago. Now your a sexist if use waiter or waitress......

@hermanthetosser4219

2 жыл бұрын

Thing's have got better? Are u sure

@james10739

2 жыл бұрын

@@hermanthetosser4219 I'm sure he was sarcastic

@lordkorner

2 жыл бұрын

Definitely sarcasm intended

Without comedians like Billy Connolly there would have been no Bill Burr. Billy invented this style of comedy and will always be the best.

@joe-zj8js

2 жыл бұрын

So ppl named Bill are great at being angry? Lol. I love billy connolly and bill burr. Epic rants

@bobfowler393

2 жыл бұрын

As much as I love Billy Connolly, you seem to have missed George Carlin circa 1970's "7 Words you can't say on tv"

@epicentreofvideos2571

2 жыл бұрын

Bill hicks is in there

@LadyBovine

2 жыл бұрын

I find bill burr way funnier than this. I was expecting hilarity, but nope.

@RuralTowner

2 жыл бұрын

@@bobfowler393 Would be so much fun if those 2 could be on stage @ the same time.

This was back in a time when people had common sense, logic and were capable of rational thinking.

@MrChrisdavie

2 жыл бұрын

@Bob Shingles it’s a really scary future eh? I hope it’s just a phase and we become logical again. Surely it can’t be sustainable?

@MrChrisdavie

2 жыл бұрын

@Bob Shingles I’m a bit more of an optimist. I think it’s just society correcting course, but it’s a big ship and it’s overshot the mark. I think it’ll correct course eventually.

@steve_ire321

Жыл бұрын

@@MrChrisdavie For this to happen, you'd need to knock the mobile phones out of people's hands and give them a slap upside the head, because unfortunately, a whole generation of people now live their lives and depend on social media like their lives depend on it. That's where this shit stems from.

@MrChrisdavie

Жыл бұрын

@@steve_ire321 how do you educate billions of people when the people in power won’t let you? Those mobile phones could be an amazing tool to wake people up, but the people in control are using information as a weapon now.

@steve_ire321

Жыл бұрын

@@MrChrisdavie That's always been the way of it, either by leaflet, megaphone, book, radio or TV. The difference here is that information is constantly updated and fed through social media apps where literally anyone who has an account and a device can post shit. You can be got to 24/7. When you really think about the time where the tipping point for all this madness started getting out of control, it'll coincide with the widespread release of the smartphone, and then Facebook and Twitter. If you have an account on there sharing your real name and occupation and other details, you really are asking for it.

I love this guy to bits..

Nobody NOBODY can tell a funny story like Billy Connolly!!!!

Just the exact humour we need in 2021, brilliant.

@Io-Io-Io

Жыл бұрын

Not humour. Factual critique

@cecileroy557

11 ай бұрын

And 2023!

@cecileroy557

11 ай бұрын

@@Io-Io-Io A lot of humor is based upon social critique. 😉

He's nailed it. Outstanding. 😂

In 2022 still the funniest comedian around. Absolute epic man. So humble, so generous, so genuine. Last of the breed for sure... God bless him 🙏🙏😇😇❤️❤️

@xn0gaming

2 жыл бұрын

"humble and generous"....(looks at the clip). "FUUUUCK and FUUUCK YOUU" XD. But I like him a lot. Seems very down to earth.

@bennbanes6359

2 жыл бұрын

@@xn0gaming yup he's totally one of the most generous guys in the UK by far. Done more for the people of lesser beginnings than most others. And does it all with a smile and a few swear words...

@fredfungalspore

2 жыл бұрын

Nicely Said You F...g crawler...... Sorry that was Billy 😃

" I have never understood comedy" says the most iconic comic GENIUS ever. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Can't express how much I love this man, he's a comedic genius.

@yvettesnananone4798

2 жыл бұрын

Ah,no he is awful

@liviubajan6804

2 жыл бұрын

@@yvettesnananone4798 nah,... You just don't get it.

@patagualianmostly7437

2 жыл бұрын

Oh dear, Joanne, someone criticised the use of the word "Genius" above..... someone got "offended"....yet again. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

@patagualianmostly7437

2 жыл бұрын

@@yvettesnananone4798 Look. If you don't like it....don't watch it. And don't leave stupid comments that simply waste my time. The British people love this bloke.... at least those British whose mother tongue is English. If English is your second language: Just get lost and do us all a favour. Bye bye.

@joannedarley1893

2 жыл бұрын

@@patagualianmostly7437 Sad, isn't it?

Holy Christ this is even more relevant NOW.

The man is a legend. He came out with this years ago and it's even more relevant now than it was then. A man always ahead of his time. Thank you, Billy.

@Io-Io-Io

Жыл бұрын

WAAAAAAAY MORE RELEVANT TODAY as the beigeists now are indeed in charge

@creeib

Жыл бұрын

Legends are usually dead people

@daniellamcgee4251

Жыл бұрын

A percentage of the population has always been fearful and resisted change and progress. People for whom the old system has favoured will naturally be more resistant because they fear what they will lose. This has been the way of humanity. It's nothing new, and no more relevant now than in previous generations. The time of the Industrial Revolution and the abolition of slavery were highly relevant times, too.

@Io-Io-Io

Жыл бұрын

@@daniellamcgee4251 You don't understand. Wokeism is madness. The abolition of slavery wasn't

@daniellamcgee4251

Жыл бұрын

@@Io-Io-Io No, you are just reading extremist propaganda about 'wokeism'. It's actually about being aware and considerate of others, and giving equal rights to people, as was the goal of abolishing slavery. For example LGBTQIA+ people aren't less deserving of human rights than anyone else. Calling people what they want to be called and other basics of human respect is really not that mad or scary. It's common sense. Fearmongering makes money. That's why there is a lot of it about these days.

Men like this should rule the world

Every word rings true, and it gets worse by the day.

@daniellamcgee4251

Жыл бұрын

It must be terrifying for those who fear change towards equality.

He raises some good points and I can't argue with a single damn one.

@killerrabbit2693

Жыл бұрын

How about how a truck reverses with a warning. It's a blind spot, so it doesn't matter how fast it goes going forward. This is comedy, not fact.

We’ve never needed Billy more than in 2022. Classic genius

Back in the 70’s I was a van driver delivering ladies sanitary products to supermarkets in north of Scotland . On my first day on the job at my first delivery at the store back door I was greeted by the manageress who shouted to her staff HERE’S THE LASSIE WI THE MANHOLE COVERS. Sanitary towels 🤦‍♀️ Billy is 100% correct here. Nowadays such an exclamation would be deemed outrageous among these offended woke creatures who will never enjoy their lives. I’m 74 now and like Billy, absolutely sick of of all this woke and “I’m offended shit” 🤨

@Colt45hatchback

Жыл бұрын

I reckon the problem is these people seem to think that their "being offended" seems to somehow magically matter to anyone else.

@HappyGirl92593

Жыл бұрын

Lol, that’s a funny story and her saying out loud the manhole covers, lol too funny! And I absolutely agree with you very much, I’m offended that they even use the word “woke”! I’m Mexican-American, a Latina but now the young millennials want us to say, Latinx. Most of my Mexican family over 30 years old laugh or just roll their eyes because to us it’s so ridiculous, it’s either Latino or Latina. When I had to check into the ER department when I was really sick, the guy behind the plexiglass with a dry attitude, named Polo, asked me for information and my husband was next to me, I’m in pain and the guy keeps asking questions then a question that was never asked of me, “Are you a male or a female”?…. Before he could ask if I considered myself anything, and I was in pain with a gallstone attack, I was losing my patients with Polo, “I’m a woman, do you want to see my… my husband stopped me before I got explicit, my husband said, she’s female, trust me! lol.. but Polo just gave me this dirty look. Lol. I know it’s his job to ask questions but I guess I just was never asked those kinds of questions before, this as just four years ago! I have a lot of young nieces and nephews, I really worry about their future, at least my siblings are raising them right and good.

@silvergirl2847

Жыл бұрын

Omg you gave me such a real laugh out loud🤣🤣😭 billy Connolly would be proud of one of that joke

@herindoors3694

11 ай бұрын

Priceless, nearly fell off my chair laughing. I will use this. 😂😍🙏

@theknightwhosaysni1356

8 ай бұрын

Did you vote Brexit? Here's Billy, ‘The Brexit vote is a disaster and the breaking up of togetherness of Europe is a crime bordering on a sin... Scots voted to stay in Europe and if the only way for us to do that is to become independent from England, that may just be the way to go.’

The man never fails to crack me up :). Comedy from a time when those that ruled us feared us ... and now the comedians do their bidding.

@SH-bm8yp

Жыл бұрын

Those who ruled us have never feared us. You kiddin.

His words and accent makes him a total legend.

I believe it was also Sir Billy who said: "political correctness is the language of the coward" The man's absolutely right. Thanks heaps for all the laughter and wise words Billy!!! 😀👍🙏

@killerrabbit2693

Жыл бұрын

It's comedy, it doesn't directly correlate to fact.

All very true, my son called ambulances "Nee naws" and trains "Doo Doo". Add my vote for one of the best stand up comedians ever.

Watched this guy in Blackpool a few years back he was fuckin brilliant 👍👍

One of my all time favorite comedians. Tells like it is and doesn't care about what anyone thinks. Love him

If only this was required listening to every school aged child, we'd have hope for the future. That being said, it will never be taught, because it requires people to think for themselves, and the oligarchy wants none of that. Ignorant sheep and obedient sheep.

"The doctor says I have to do this..." I must try that sometime. :-)

"No it doesn't! It USED to." - funny and amazingly deep! 😁😆😂

That's the way I feel about the things. We need more Billy Connolly. We need another Lenny Bruce.

God bless you Billy You always bring me to tears with laughter

Just imagine the fun If Billy was our Prime minister, he'd sort out all the wankers for sure

Top class, tell it to em Billy.

Billy telling it like it is

I love this man he is brilliant and speaks the truth.

It's google headquarters now, and it's an ipad not a notepad... but your BANG ON with this social critique! Thank you Billy!!!!

Billy manages to speak drunk and tell the truth. And it does sound funny 😄

Just finished reading his autobiography - Windswept and Interesting. It totally finished off this crap of a year on a high!

@DoctorPhobos

2 жыл бұрын

Please tell me there's an audiobook version read by Billy!

@andrews127

2 жыл бұрын

@@DoctorPhobos that's an intetesting question. There would be an audio of it for sure, but whether its narrated by Billy I wouldn't know.

@jasontownley250

2 жыл бұрын

@@DoctorPhobos THERE IS! It’s on audible, just finished listening to it last week. Bloody brilliant

It is shocking to me that at this point this channel has only 37.4K subscribers.

@gallifrey1985

2 жыл бұрын

It's a shock to me as well. He should have millions of subscribers

@david5263

2 жыл бұрын

I was thinking of writing that. Glad to see I am not the only one thinking that 😁

@dbhoy2896

2 жыл бұрын

@@gallifrey1985 you do realise that this isn't an official Billy Connolly channel

@gallifrey1985

2 жыл бұрын

@@dbhoy2896 yes I know that

@smullen2000

2 жыл бұрын

@@dbhoy2896 that’s not what the description says on the about page.

Brilliant!!

Missing a trick, Billy needs to sell some t-shirts with that red circle with the line through it and behind it the word beige. Cheers for the vids and the laughs.

@randomfpv22

2 жыл бұрын

Shut up and take my money

The brilliant Billy. Even then he saw the beigeness. We know it as something different now, we need more Connolly’s, many many more.

Love ❤️ you Billy Merry Christmas 🎄

Thank you Billy for all the laughs. Hope you are well. Love you brother.

Oh billy never change! I fkn love you sir

Was looking at job's and seen Foreperson for a lumber yard, took me a few seconds to realise they're looking for a Foreman.

For a moment there I stopped breathing for longer than I wanted to, and now I've got tears rolling down my cheeks. Sad to hear he has had a fall or two this week! Our thoughts are with you Billy!

@donreeves60

7 ай бұрын

I'm genuinely sorry to hear that .

Thanks Billy. You put a smile on my face.

The best angry comedy I've ever seen! I LOVE YOU DUDE! Booking seats for me and my old pal from when we were kids! Vintage, improving with age ;)

Bang on Bill!!

We want more, obviously 😁

A rant so ahead of it's time. We couldn't imagine how ridiculous it would get.

@batsnackattack

Жыл бұрын

This is from 2007. This is really behind the times. In 2007, 'political correctness' was done to death "waitperson.. its waiter!" is just unbelievable hack "so 15 years ago" and already the age of 'Woke' was well on the way.

Love ❤ you ❤ 💖 Big Yin and have a Safe and Happy 😊 😃 Christmas 🎄 😀 😊 ❤ 💖 😘 🎄 with your Lovely Family xx 😘 ❤

This is the Scotland we need in the world.

@routeman680

2 жыл бұрын

Yes, not the humourless Sturgeon and her woke followers, always ready to find fault with others. They are the new puritans.

@johnfitzpatrick4007

2 жыл бұрын

@@routeman680 got to laugh as you complain.about Sturgeon typical yoon.

Seen Billy in Sydney mid 90' s he was wearing that type of t-shirt, the story he started with was long forgotten till the punch line at the end, what an honour to see a comedian of his comic genius ❤️❤️❤️🦘🇦🇺👍

I was able bodied once. Until that truck reversing in that alley.... if only it had made some sort of noise 😜😂😂😂😂😂

Frankie Boyle couldn't hold a glove to this legend. Billy would never throw his integrity in the bin and water down his comedy.

@ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ1248

2 жыл бұрын

Big yin wouldn't pander to the far left either.

@longasaya

Жыл бұрын

@@ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ1248 No, he was happy when the futute King visited him in his Scottish baronial home. Made him real proud to be a loyal servant. Check it out.

@nightowl7459

Жыл бұрын

@@longasaya The guy is a lefty hypocrite, sold out to get on board the BBC gravy train.

Life is a waist of time and time is a waist of life, and if you get waisted all the time then you’ll have the time of your life.

@garywagner2466

2 ай бұрын

Or wasted.

It wasn't until recently that I heard that Billy didn't write jokes. No he wrote words on a piece of paper and left them on the stool on stage and developed stories as he went along, genius. Thank you Billy for taking us in your mind. I found Billy much to late in life to have enjoyed him live personally in concert. Thank God for sirius satellite radio and KZread.

@steeny9845

9 ай бұрын

You are spot on he is the only comedian who told real life stories and could make them hilarious

Some one needs to put this man, John Cleese, Ricky Gervais and Rowan Atkinson on stage together.

@Tad1945

2 жыл бұрын

And piss the due good lefties off I’d pay to see it.

@prnothall9302

2 жыл бұрын

Ricky Gervais is not worthy to even be mentioned with those other three, for he is a third rate ' comedian' .

@jakeolthof

2 жыл бұрын

Isn't he John Cleese's little brother?

@greenarrow219

2 жыл бұрын

If that happened we would laugh so hard we would explode

@jongbong1912

2 жыл бұрын

Gervais is shite

Billy...you have always been a bloody brilliant observer of life and all it's fuck-ups and you make them worth laughing at...Love the fearless way you speak yours( and our minds) - Brave-mouth, we have been the meek but we have laughed at life because of you - Thankyou!

We've never needed Billy more than in 2023

Sir Billy Connolly Deserves a Monument Facebook

I loved this man since Muppet treasure island. Hilarious even when G rated

We need Billy brought back to us.

Thanks for making me pee my pants during the years. ❤️

You are a fucking genius! Love you Billy. You made my nursing training awesome! 'I shit mysel..'. was the smile to my nurse-training back in the 1970's it was Awesome! Helped me know how many fuckers there are.... Stay well beautiful man Love you

beigist - A bland, banal, unoriginal person; a humorless bourgeois. A political centrist or politically correct person; an unphilosophical adherent to the zeitgeist. For the uninitiated

@sneakinggodzilla6328

2 жыл бұрын

Tell me where to aim :-)

@Char9o8o5o

Жыл бұрын

Thanks I was just going to google that term after snorting beer through my nose at Billy Connolly.

@longasaya

Жыл бұрын

A term much loved by Reese Mogg to justify his parasitic existence.

It's got much worse since then. Come back Billy!!!

Billy Connolly is just Angry and drunk John Cleese and I love it!

I feel so much better. I think I'll actually sleep more peacefully tonight...

This aged very well

Brilliant. In the news today, Men getting pregnant !... i wonder what Billy would think of Men getting pregnant. The whole fucking world has gone mad.

Absolutely brilliant

Never a truer word said

Enjoyed a Pint with Billy in 2005 in Edinburgh...DIDNT know who he was immediately, just started talking at the bar. Great dude. 👍🏻👍🏻

he would love justin trudeau, "People kind" lmao

Billy’s rants & sarcastic tone always have me in tears of 😂 since I was a kid nothings changed you deserve your knighthood big man

OMG, all that is so true!!!! :-D

This man is a treasure

Thank's from me in Australia, all the best for the next journey, have a great trip.!!!

So many home truths told in Jest. Told by one of the finest....

The big yin tells it as it is and thats how it should be simple 👌

Love it

We grew up listening to the Big Yin on cassette tapes, no one better

Billy connolly is a legend!!

I’m 25 billy is like an older version of me in person