Billy, I hope you see this. There has never a darkened and black dog day, that you have not saved me from. I will always be grateful. With love and Thank you.

Best comedian ever and one if not the greatest storyteller to ever grace this miserable world that needs laughter now more than ever!

@calum1741

2 жыл бұрын

Definately

@keithdavidson9102

2 жыл бұрын

I completely agree. He's a living legend and a one-off. Never again shall we see his like.

@cavannaro1

2 жыл бұрын

Amen to all of that.

@calum1741

2 жыл бұрын

@@cavannaro1 aye

Nothing better than listening to Billy go Off in one of His Programms. Fucking Hilarious is what He is. ❤❤❤

My Dad, actor Ted Webster, was in Just Another Saturday, with Billy Connolly, in 1975. Amazingly its turned into a dvd. Dad passed away in Australia In 2018, so I might buy it, so I can have a live memory of a dad.

@padraicodomhnall2760

2 жыл бұрын

That will be a lovely memento to have Diane.

@AllanLoveman

2 жыл бұрын

I've got the box set diane .peter McDougal collection. It has just another Saturday among others .

@chriswardlaw5733

2 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure it's on KZread if you want to watch.

@howler6490

2 жыл бұрын

That was pure dead brilliant, so it wis...

Billy was a genius actor/playwright... Why actor/playwright...? Because he could draw you into his personal universe, his mini play with special effects, costumes, cast, crew and screen writing you can genuinely relate to. The Cardinal is a theatrical masterpiece... full stop.

@elizabethfairlie8296

10 ай бұрын

I became a fan when he skipped naked through stonehenge

Saw you live in Oxford in the 90s my ribs have just about recovered all these years later ❤

"Well don't forget again, yeah? He's nailed to the wall to remind ya, fer Christ sakes..." OMG HAHAHA

@CycolacFan

2 жыл бұрын

I found that funnier than the punchline.

@garethdavies9881

2 жыл бұрын

That part has me in stitches 🤣🤣

I used to have this entire show on VHS. Watched it so many times I wore it out.

No one can tell a story like Billy Connolly

Amazing! how i laughed at the first "fuck off", just came out of nowhere. classic!

One of the only comedians that can absolutely have me in tears in five minutes' time. x'D

@frankmcclory8226

Жыл бұрын

T

The appeal and relatability of this routine cannot be overstated, especially when coming from a Scottish Catholic school background. Visits from high-ranking clergy were a semi-regular thing at least up until the 90s (ours actually had met the pope at least once) and for all I know continue right up until this day… “Yes/no/dunno your eminence!”

Only billy would getaway with that tale lmao 😀😁😅😂

Hands down the best comedian to walk this planet, EVER

@danielocean2665

2 жыл бұрын

Be that as it may, couldya imagine him, Richard Pryor, and George Carlin in one show? I'd piss meself.

@murdoch691

2 жыл бұрын

Abso fucking lutely

@csrb338

2 жыл бұрын

Not even close but he is brilliant. Nah not really but he is good

@petesmith9472

2 жыл бұрын

Funny but not the best. And that joke wasn’t his best either. Michael Palin is funnier and never swears. Cleese said Palin is the funniest man alive.

@jaydaawg.8191

2 жыл бұрын

@@petesmith9472 oh well if Cleese said it.... 🙄

Billy. Thank you for making me wee my pants through the years.

Such an underrated joke. The build up to the punchline is just brilliant and the punchline is just the best ever. The world needs a Glaswegian Pope it really does.

@SirAntoniousBlock

2 жыл бұрын

Billy Connellys punchlines are usually an afterthought.

@zakmartin

2 жыл бұрын

Ah, for godsake, are we not bad enough?

@SuperMikado282

2 жыл бұрын

@@zakmartin Hahaha hahaha Very good!

@vinnyganzano1930

Жыл бұрын

A Glaswegian Pope who supports Rangers. Well, if you're going for a joke why hold back🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@smallfeet4581

Жыл бұрын

@@vinnyganzano1930 it could only happen in Glasgow lol

He broke down so many barriers with his simple view of the absurdity of religion. His version of the crucifixion is a joy to behold.

The big yin in full song. Very sad that he’s no longer able to make us wet ourselves with laughter. I trust he’s comfortable in his final years.

@zakmartin

2 жыл бұрын

What are you talking about? He's still hysterical. (Admittedly he isn't trying to be...)

IS THAT YOU BIG YIN? ON YERSEL PAL!! LOVE YER WORK, LOVE YER ART, LOVE YOUR FILMS AND LOVE THE FACT I JUST SHOUTED THAT AT YE. HAPPY DAYS...O THE BEST

Oh my word, I remember this skit now from decades ago, thank you for the reminder, 👍☮️

Love this! 😂 😂 😂 First time I saw this back in the 90's I absolutely howld with laughter and nothings change! 😂 😂 😂

still a classic after forty years love it

My all time favourite bit from Billy. I remember telling my pastor this. Good thing he has a sense of humour.

This story and the one about the toffs xmas dinner party, Fkn riotous classics!

@domestos54

2 жыл бұрын

I know you !

The greatest story teller of our time. Dare I say it but I think William Shakespear would of been proud to sit in a audience with our Billy Connolly.

@Berniewahlbrinck

2 жыл бұрын

Shakespeare would "have" been ... (Shakespeare was peculiar with words)

@heyokaikaggen6288

2 жыл бұрын

Quite clearly they would have been mates trading stories down the pub. Now all we need is that pesky time machine...

@jsemplefelton5348

2 жыл бұрын

I doubt it.

@tonyjohnson8752

2 жыл бұрын

He would have also been appalled at your butchery of the English language. It's would have not would of.

@tonyjohnson8752

2 жыл бұрын

And Shakespeare ends with an e you rocket surgeon.

Dear, Billy, I was born in 1963, we share the same first 4 Dates, of our Birthdays. And over and above that. You are the voice, on my 2nd hand, sat-nav. Last August I purchased another, Saab after Not having a,Saab for 5 years. Love from, Leeds14. Kind, Sir. If you were ever in, Leeds? I am here, to, Chauffeur, for you. In my Saab. B18 JHP.

Hope he knows we love him.

Since I first saw this years ago I still find myself saying "YES YER EMINENCE" whenever anyone asks me a question. Thank goodness they know what I'm talking about 😂

@KimboSheil

2 жыл бұрын

My sister and I always say it to each other. Still cracks me up after all these years.

@ghanthor

2 жыл бұрын

I went in the other direction, I tell them to F off!

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂STILL SO FUNNY AFTER ALL THESE YEARS!!!

Billys a total legend and best comedian ever and absolutely hilarious!!😁🤣🤣🤣👍

Love from Canada ♥️🇨🇦🍁🐘🤗

YES! This is my favorite bit by Billy, and it's been gone from KZread for quite a while. And now it's back! THANK YOU!!!

Goddamn, he makes you wait for that punchline, and damned if it isn't worth every second! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Love all the jokes! They are stories so well told and so funny we do not forget them... 😂

Classic Billy Connolly. Brilliant.

Brilliant

God bless 🙏 💖 🙌 billy n you for uploading n all for being here now, be free reader 😊😅😮😢🎉😂❤❤❤❤❤all is SHIVA

Connolly's best joke! Love him so much. Thank you so much for the upload. Been looking for this for years.

Billy, your light cannot but shine in so many places , to illuminate darkness !

Greatest man to ever live

Still the best laugh ever

Had me at "hoover"

I love the way this begins. “So, I’m gonna tell you a story instead.” Like it’s unusual. All Billy’s stuff is stories. Fantastic, hilarious stories. And this is the best of them all. Probably my favourite comedy routine of all time. You’re right there in the classroom with them.

“AND YOU’RE TELLING ME TAE FUCK OFF?! YOU FUCK OFF!” *dead*

Never forget your roots

BRILLIANT

Thank you sooo much... This is hilarious!!!!

Being a European Cardinal, this story is probably very true. Absolutely hilarious!!!!

Now that's humour

Priceless!!

I’ve been searching the net looking for Billy’s world tour stuff an stand up as I used to watch it on the telly an can’t find it anywhere. Much appreciated for uploading what you do 🙏your a legend whoever you are 👍

@shabadoo572

2 жыл бұрын

It's the official channel

I've been trying to find the name of this particular show for ages. Saw it when I was 8 and could never remember which one it was, only the bricks behind him.

Great story. This has to be the inspiration for Bishop Brennan in Father Ted!

@nelsonclub7722

2 жыл бұрын

Has to be

@SirAntoniousBlock

2 жыл бұрын

That would be an ecumenical matter.

@anonUK

2 жыл бұрын

@@SirAntoniousBlock Yes! PS Bishop Brennan was based on Archbishop Casey.

@andrewphippsphillips1455

2 жыл бұрын

Was he frightened of rabbits!? Len was......

I remember Billy when I only teenager and he still berntrnt I still love him he always make laugh 1oo s good man billy

“Och fuck off ey” 😆

I ADORE READING

One of my favorites my family is Dutch and we have some Catholic and other religions on our Family. I'm like Billy and we are like the Swiss in WWII when it comes to religious things Neutral but that scech always makes me laugh. I love religious humor. My family are Mormon converts post WWII most of us gave that up. A young Catholic Preist in training said you know Unlike Mormons Catholics get to drink beer. I told him he'd make a great car salesman. We both laughed. 😁

Billy is a god!!!

There's a reason Robin Williams thought of Connelly as his best friend.....i think its obvious :D

I'd replace the William Wallace statue with one of Billy. The best our country has ever produced.

Superb

Excellent bit. Hello son. Aye.

A Genius at Work pure CLASS.

Genius

The cardinal has uncommon depth of character. 😂

a classic love it

The very first time i saw this i lost it at the end i mean hard i laugh so hard there was black in front if my eyes 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I thought that joke was going to go in an entirely different (but wholly accurate) direction. I’m glad it didn’t to be honest.

@anonUK

Жыл бұрын

Not many people talked about that, much less joked about it, in 1981. That's when most of it was going on.

I went to Catholic school as well.12 year sentence it was.

can someone PLEASE upload the other school story of the teacher that snapped during the map of Africa? Not seen it for years!

That punchline at the very end tho...😄😄😄

@trevormoses5061

2 жыл бұрын

Reminds me of my Presbyterian church minister who was a holy man but OMG, make him angry and he would use words that would make a sailor blush. 😂

legend!!!!!!

He went from looking like a drug dealer to looking like a wizard

Where is the Scone Ladies Story ? Very Funny.

In the real world, the Cardinal would have had his pick of the best looking schoolboy.

@toggler6985

2 жыл бұрын

Hahaha Fkn true… !

Leopard and Spots :-)

Thought that was charles manson for a sec 🤣

Sorry Billy but do you have any say about the ads that are on after your stuff??? As I'm pretty sure if you as I just did see Nigel Farage on the end of your stuff you'd be just as indubitably amazed as I am FFS

Great!!! Might have ended with something like... Little boy says... And look where you ended backnup. At least that other plumber boy doesn't want to be full of shite!

the f'ers LOL

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻😆

Great

I honestly think this was the pinnacle of Billy Connolly. After this he changed, became something slightly pretentious, changed his accent, still brilliantly funny but he lost something essential he had here.

Call It Out will be upset with this 😢

Can't hear it.

Can't hear it

So a bishop is your emminence? Learn something new every day

@michaelfox860

2 жыл бұрын

Bishop is - MY LORD !

@tremainecornish2977

2 жыл бұрын

To address a Bishop the correct term is Your Grace or Your Excellence. A Cardinal is senior to a Bishop and so called Your Eminence

@alemgas

2 жыл бұрын

Or kiddie fiddler

@tremainecornish2977

2 жыл бұрын

@@alemgas lol

@anonUK

2 жыл бұрын

@@alemgas Most of them never did that, never would even think of it. They just know how to hide/ move those that do.

Don’t really get that one ☹️

P.S. you don't need religion to drink beer. Cheers 😁

Dear God, please let it be true that a cardinal told Billy Connolly to fuck off.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

😅🤣😅🤣😅🤣

All this work and the cardinal didn't even get to score once. Is that why he came back stalking 7 and 8 year old school boys?

All that for that?

@iankogneeto4882

2 жыл бұрын

Yes and it was well worth it.

If i told that 5 minute joke it wouldn't be funny.thats because it isnt funny.😶

@iankogneeto4882

2 жыл бұрын

If you told that joke it wouldn't be funny, because *you* aren't funny.

@Crayfordceltic

2 жыл бұрын

To be fair, I don’t think anything you say would be funny.

Not funny

Sadly I never found Billy Connelly in the slightest bit funny. I have tried, but he does nothing for me. Even this ' joke ' ' is dragged out far too long .

@iankogneeto4882

2 жыл бұрын

I'm sorry for your abnormally terrible lack of a sense of humour.

@p.macdermott2490

2 жыл бұрын

@@iankogneeto4882 I'm just sorry for your abnormality

@Crayfordceltic

2 жыл бұрын

But you sit through a video of him and then spend time commenting on it. I bet your the life and soul of the party. 😖😖

@p.macdermott2490

2 жыл бұрын

@@Crayfordceltic I have my moments!. Billy Connolly jokes are used to get the audience's attention to stop drinking and go home. He's as funny as a crocodile with a toothache

@lucagiuberti682

2 жыл бұрын

You nailed it. That's exactly what makes the joke glorious. Hats off to Billy Cobnolly!

Scotland's vulgar shame.

Pretty lame in my opinion.

@iankogneeto4882

2 жыл бұрын

Yes, but you like Alton Towers, so naturally your opinion is meaningless.

@Crayfordceltic

9 ай бұрын

Nobody is interested in your opinion.

4:34. They made me a Canon. They made a Monsignor. I went to Paris to study. I was there for five years, and I became a Bishop. Ten years later, I was an Archbishop! They send from Rome for me! I went to the Vatican to study at the feet of the HOLY FATHER!!! They made me a Cardinal! I was in the Jury WHO ELECTED THE LAST POPE!!! 😀😃😄😁😆😅🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😆😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😅😆😆😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂