The Earth is 4.5 Billion years old...be grateful you spent it in the same time as this man. LEGENDARY

@billb7876

2 жыл бұрын

Don't beLIEve what science tells you its all a lie. Enjoy Billy by all means but forget the earth age bullshit, you will be telling us its a ball next lol

@susieq7751

2 жыл бұрын

Well, someones gotta do it, right? Nah, just kidding, LOVE Billy!

@treehouse9713

2 жыл бұрын

Sadly, he'll be lifting off too soon.'Sir' Billy, among several before him, will eventually be MIA for the younger than 50s. So hard to find really true & valid comedians now. (The best merely told the truth about our Biped behavior.) Many now overuse vulgarity as their sole language, while missing the point entirely. Born in '50, despite the multi injustices in our own country, the heathen Vietnam mess and so much more... my generation got to hear (& hopefully learn from) the best ....The Catskill comics, Red Skelton & J.Benny thru Collins, Pryor, Carlin and others. The PC world will stop most all of it andI'm not so sure there are many individual thinkers about anywho.

@mattlawton4715

2 жыл бұрын

I do yes great man

@mattlawton4715

2 жыл бұрын

@@billb7876 it is🤣

The funniest man to walk the planet

All the modern-day “rules of comedy” - don’t laugh at your own jokes, don’t do toilet humour, don’t go on for too long or keep “meandering” - this guy breaks repeatedly and with glee, and it’s even better for it. That’s how you know you’re dealing with a comedy legend 👍

Billy almost killed me with this routine. Driving down the 401 with this playing on the radio. I laughed so hard I was crying, could hardly see, I couldn't breathe. I just managed to pull over to the side of the highway.

@westaussie965

2 жыл бұрын

ffs, its not that funny🙄

@yvonnedobell8793

2 жыл бұрын

Yes it is, it's the best belly laugh I have had for a long time

@helensullivan2583

Жыл бұрын

Same 🤣 different freeway.

@patoruairc

Жыл бұрын

I remember it from the early nineties. Omg I thought I was going to die.

@mocat1

Жыл бұрын

Every single time I watch this, I’m crying from laughter. Hats off to you for being able to navigate to pull over off the 401.

Billy Connolly is a legend & an icon he’s had me in tears of 😂 for years I’m 😂 as I’m typing this

'When I came out it was dark,' is one of the most subtle but genius comedy lines of all time. The legend that is Sir William of Connolly.

@richardpattison6043

Жыл бұрын

Just when you can’t laugh anymore- billy hits you with ‘when i came out it was dark’ just indescribable hilarity and genius

My biggest regret in my life is not seeing him live, i would give anything to go back in time and see him

@MrRunner

Ай бұрын

I saw him in the mid 70's in Reading Berks. deepest darkest England. 6000 people. He asked how many Scotsmen were in the audience. Six of us put our hands up. `See that the rest of ye?' said the Big Yin `You're completely outnumbered,. Bloody Priceless.

@grahamlaidlaw7164

29 күн бұрын

i feel the same, although i would probably of missed most of the show crying tears of laughter . when i came out it was dark

I watched this performance on a VHS tape in a Liverpool Fire station in 1992, and have never seen a bunch of men so helpless with laughter, y'know the full "tea coming out of your nostrils" type laughter. A great memory for which I thank Billy.

That is probably the funniest thing I’ve ever heard in my life. I laughed so hard, so long, so uncontrollably that tears were streaming down my cheeks and a very concerned dog came over in a forlorn attempt to understand what sort of seizure I was experiencing.

@user-xs8dy6jg2b

Ай бұрын

One real funny man bless you

@user-xs8dy6jg2b

Ай бұрын

You and your wife are so happy. You mad man😅

@Firebird894

5 күн бұрын

The exact same thing happened to me and my dog he thinks I had one of my night fits and tried to save me.

Avoided the water and the ice cubes. The salad got me

@colincampbell437

Жыл бұрын

But it's washed in water ... Of course!!!!!

Amazing Comedian,you can never get tired of this man,simply brilliant 😂

I'm from Glasgow, as is this legend. Many of us, myself included, have outstanding personalities & sense of humour. As I did even before I moved to Australia. Where they DONT. AND I married a German. So I need my humour to avoid going mental.

@katharina...

Ай бұрын

Ah now, are you suggesting Aussies don't have outstanding personalities? Surely not. Commiserations on the German though.

Well Billy, it’s 5:42 am. I’m making my morning cup of tea. I just laughed so hard everyone else in the house is awake now. Thank you 🤓

@pateicialane4740

2 жыл бұрын

You got to relax or get another job you should not be awake this hour! Try mind valley or bob procter or jake ducey! There’s lot out there I’m so focused now answer is the secret film x

@JohnDoe-bo5yk

2 жыл бұрын

@@pateicialane4740 Getting up early isn't a bad thing, Job or not. It's It's a really good way to start your day. Even on my holidays I usually like to keep my work routine, I feel like I got so much time and I'm relaxed. If I start work at 5:30, I'll be up at 3 am so I can slowly wake up, enjoy a coffee, have a shower, all the good things, no rush and then maybe I'll jump on the computer or watch TV for 20 mins. Cruisy af

@jeffreyhutchins6527

2 жыл бұрын

@@JohnDoe-bo5yk I have to get up early, workday or weekend. 5 Children between ages 3 and 11.

@Planet-Pantera

Жыл бұрын

@@JohnDoe-bo5ykthat sounds like a perfect start to the day 👌🏼

I'm fortunate to have seen him live. Quite simply the funniest comedian ever

@robertfair8872

2 жыл бұрын

It was always on my bucket list! My Dad took me when I was 15 years old, was so good seeing him in person. There will never be anyone better.

@minwade5436

2 жыл бұрын

I saw him twice when he came to Adelaide; South Australia, needless to say I had “face ache” from laughing. 🤣😂🤣

Billy is definitely the funniest man on the planet IMHO.

Jesus christ... Ok im not one to really bust a gut laughing but it is now after 4 am, everyone in the house is awake and our animals keep trying to climb me because they think something is seriously wrong... I was fine right up until the sound effects and I just F****** LOST IT! LMFAO

If they don’t give the Peace Nobel Price to Billy Connolly, the world is a strange place indeed.

It's when he says "i felt the 4th fart run behind my knee" he's hilarious. So naturally funny 💞

@yvonnedobell8793

2 жыл бұрын

It's so funny because it would be your worst nightmare, it happened to my husband in singapor

His fart noises are the best 😂😂😂😂

Billy Connolly Is The Greatest Stand Up Comedian Of All Time. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿😂🤣

@lynnegee6814

Жыл бұрын

@Boab44 You are not the first to say this.

I don’t know how many times I’ve seen this but it has the same effect every. The tears are running down my cheeks with laughing so much. 😂😂 Thanks Billy

How on earth could he do this with a straight face? I'm in tears here

When this legend finally passes away, comedy WILL NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN. The amount of tears of laughter he has made to come out of my eyes will be doubled when his comedy passes away with him.

@christinecatt5391

2 жыл бұрын

When the (second greatest) comedian George Carlin passed away a couple of years ago..l thought..well, at least we still have our dear Billy...🙂 Sadly, he's well into the insidious clutches of Parkinson' decease and has retired from doing his stand-up comedy appearances.. What a tragic loss to all fans who never got the chance to see him appear in person.🥺 I saw him in person a few years ago, laughed till l nearly injured myself...🤣 Best wishes to Billy in his retirement..!!!!

@lynnegee6814

Жыл бұрын

@@christinecatt5391 At least we have KZread

First class comedy , absolutely brilliant 😂😂😂

you know you're doing well on stage when the audience is choking on their spit from laughter haha

“I cannee get off the seat! Break the f****r doon! “ I have not laughed so i hard it hurt and I cried in years. Thank you, Billy

Billy, you might have aged, however you will never get old. 💙 from NZ😃

I nearly died watching this, first time I'd seen the big yin on video (never got to see him live😕) I fell off the sofa and my girlfriend was panicking as I couldn't breathe Absolutely brilliant 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Will ya open the dooooor!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Literally in tears at that part 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@darrenwilson9174

2 жыл бұрын

He had me in stitches

I have been looking for this skit for so long, it will never not be funny

@harrypsaunders

2 жыл бұрын

Same! It's one of my favourites :D

Every time I hear this... I end up with tear rolling down my cheeks laughing so hard.

I had this concert on VHS, I swear I almost wore the tape out. This man is an utter genius 😂

The man is a legend and never fails to have me gasping for breath laughing so much at his stories. A welcome tonic to a crappy week.

World class👍😄

Whoever is running this channel, thank you.

I felt the fourth fart running down the back of my knee 😂😂😂😂😂

@adrianrickards27

Ай бұрын

When he made the noise, you're thinking uh oh

I really wanted to see him live before he got worse. Sadly I’m afraid I’ll never see him live or meet him in person. This man has gotten me through the crap hand I was dealt in life. Always put a smile on my face. For that I’m eternally grateful. There will not be another comedian like him.

@christhomas5353

2 жыл бұрын

I saw him in Liverpool about 20yrs ago one funny man one of his saying if you love me half as much as love you than i love you twice much more than you love me

@CK-dd7eq

2 жыл бұрын

Hope you're well 💚

@roadie3124

2 жыл бұрын

Big (virtual) hugs to you, Lily. I hope that you're well.

@jonathangault6465

2 жыл бұрын

My dad told me he sat next to Billy on the shuttle from Glasgow to London....Said it was the funniest hour of his life

@mikeyp0131

2 жыл бұрын

@@christhomas5353 I don’t get it

Comic genius. Pure and simple. Laughter is medicine and no one better to bring than Dr Billy.

Best thing I’ve heard in my life!

There are a number of comedians who can make me laugh……Billy makes me cry!

I haven't laughed 🤣 this hard in a long while, man this guy is a freaking Legend 💪

I saw Billy at the Albert Hall back in the 80s , "wee brown dog " i laughed so much I thought I would crack my ribs , ladys and gentlemen I give you the best stand up comedian to ever live . Thanks Billy.

@DarrenWilson-wx1yv

11 ай бұрын

SIR BILLY AND RIGHTLY SO

That is absolutely genius.... you cannot get funnier that Billy 😂

The man is a legend, if I’m ever feeling down I put him on absolutely hilarious. Had the pleasure of seeing him live. A genius 👌🏻

That single loud laugh you can hear over all the others at 2.49-2.50 is my Dad ♥️♥️♥️ what you don’t hear in this clip is him wolf whistle Billy at the end of the show and Billy stopping on the stage, identifying him and getting him to stand up and wave to everyone then asking if he knew any tunes to which my Rodney whistled his way through ‘the great escape’ and the wonderful Sir Billy conducting the audience all the way through it. I wasn’t there but every single person he ever met for the rest of his life was told the story. I miss you Rodney! 15/11/1943 - 20/3/2022

@PunksterOS

Жыл бұрын

What a braw story. TY for sharing.

@pauljordan4452

Жыл бұрын

My condolences.

I had the privilege of seeing Billy years ago in Edinburgh when I was a student. I've never heard anything so funny ever since.

"It was worse!". After all these years, this still cracks me up.

A national treasure! 😂😂😂😂

Funniest man ever. Every time I watch him a can hardly take a breath with the laughing. Absolute legend.

Over the moon to find a previously not uploaded clip of Billy Connolly :)

This guy was piss funny and so entertaining 🤣😆😂

I ate the ice in the drinks in Spain nearly thirty years ago, same experience. Didn't feel anything for about a day then going on a site-seeing tour I had to get off the bus pronto and rush into the nearest hotel and ask for the toilet. After losing half my body weight I went to flush the toilet which was a high cistern contraption - and there was no chain to pull. Looked around in terror for a button or lever of some sort but there was nothing. I Then started to hear voices in the room, female voices, it was the cleaners coming in to do their routine light cleaning. I felt trapped. All I could do is quickly open the door and walk right past them as fast as I could without washing my hands and run for it. I feel sorry for those poor women and what they would have to find when they went into the cubicle, I couldn't do anything and I didn't know how good their English was for me to explain my predicament. As Billy says, don't drink - or eat- the water in any form.

@jangles8061

2 жыл бұрын

😆🤣😂

@brothermaynard3200

2 жыл бұрын

Same goes for Bali.

@MrRunner

2 жыл бұрын

Same for Holguin, Cuba. I think it's a Spanish revenge for losing the Armada.

@waynus2021

2 жыл бұрын

i took a photo of a toilet in the dominican republic , it was because that was where i spent most of my 2 week holiday!!

Fortunate to have seen him live.The GOAT,there will never be another like him, Legend ☘

Tears rolling down my cheeks here🤣

I had tears from laughing so hard 😅🤣😅🤣😅🤣😅🤣

Billy is a fabulous human being. To be able to give such a performance time after time . I have had the honour. Of seeing him live and he was fantastic. It's with great sadness that he no longer is well enough to perform anymore . His material that has us all crying though laughter . Is real life . Salute to a king of comedy.

What a legend. I laughed so hard it hurt.

I have been a HUGE fan since I was 15, Big Banana Feet the LP. 60 next year and Billy Connolly has seen me through so many tragedies with laughter. I will NEVER be able to thank him enough

I’ve seen you live twice Billy (from New Zealand). Next time I’ll wear a nappy because I always pee myself laughing. Hope you are doing well, know how much laughter and sunshine you have bought the world, and how loved you are ❤️❤️❤️

he must-have his babies and his children laughing continually gloriously happy.

Love You Big Yin and Keep Safe, XX Keep Safe Everyone

jesus the water was running from my eyes ! im sore with laughter 🤣🤣 brilliant

I had a similar experience after having a extra hot vindaloo curry at the Gate of India restaurant in Tynemouth North East England , my bum was so hot it was like the opening credits of Bonanza 😭😭😭

@bluefive1727

2 жыл бұрын

I know that restaurant. 😊 I would never get a vindaloo anywhere let alone an extra (burning like the surface of the sun) hot.

@mofo1739

2 жыл бұрын

@@bluefive1727 The evening I had my ring of fire experience was over 30 years ago at the end of a night out in Tynemouth ,I had only ever had mild curries and wasn't sure what to order so my brother ordered for me ,I was crying real tears while I ate it but I think the gallon of lager before helped ease the pain .

@allenjenkins7947

2 жыл бұрын

Translation: Vinda = scorch marks Loo = loo I haven't been to Tynemouth since 1975. Not because of the curries, I'm on the other side of the world.

@bluefive1727

2 жыл бұрын

@@mofo1739 ring of fire - so accurate 😆

@SpeccyMan

2 жыл бұрын

What is the difference between a broken heart and a vindaloo? The day after a broken heart you feel like the bottom has fallen out of your world. The day after a vindaloo you feel like the world is falling out of your bottom. 😁

3:10 Notice how the camera man can't even hold back his laughter 😂 That's how good Connolly is!

I was at this gig, I travelled down from Edinburgh to see it.

I remember my dad and his pals listening to Bill y and laughing, I actually have a cassette with the story of Jesus and the cross, I put it on and I hear my dad and his friend laughter....love it

Gratitude Billy. The medicine I needed tonight. Xxx

Just the greatest EVER. Watched every concert on video/dvd. And few times live. LOVE YOU SIR BILLY 💝💝💝

We were stationed in spain and they told us dont drink the water. I did well for 6 months, then one weekend ran out of bottled water. Took an innocent drink with medicine and ended up in the hospital for over a week. This is so like what happened to me! Lol

Omg. Billy's the absolute best..he never fails to have me in stitches. 😂😂😂😂😂😂❤

I'm actually in tears I love Billy Connolly lots of love from your home Scotland

A word of advice. Don't be drinking any drinks when watching this....

This has to be one of his funniest routines, laughed so hard I nearly passed out!

always loved Billy from early days and watching this after many years had me crying with laughter. Pure genius Billy.

I love Billy he's an absolute Scottish Heritage Legend.

Without doubt the greatest comic the world has ever produced I doff my cap to you sir Billy Connolly thanks for enriching my life and making me smile even in my darkest days you a true legend

Probably the funniest, best story teller ever! Soo glad I got to see him live! (Probably about the time of this clip). Cheers Billy! Legend, Nuff said. 🙂

My tummy ache was intense watching this. I cried.

Toilet jokes are just the best ha ha ha🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Absolutely. Yes so very happy to live in the same timeframe as Billy. He fills the world with laughter.😁😂🤣

I remember seeing this for the first time. I had to go behind the sofa. I couldn't watch it. LMAO.

@SamuelBlack84

2 жыл бұрын

Just like Doctor Who

Laughed so hard and so loud, I was on the floor, hysterical, breathless, and thumping the floor with my fist... everytime I see this, I feel like I'm going to die laughing..! 😂😂😂😂😂

@blai5e730

2 жыл бұрын

Lin, I know what you mean. I had tears rolling down my eyes and my stomach was in pain!

@linjane7711

2 жыл бұрын

@@blai5e730 Absolutely!

@treehouse9713

2 жыл бұрын

Did the same 'bout an hour ago.... (was Billy on Colonoscopy, but still). Backstory: I'm 95% homebound, fairly immobile, tho still crispy in spirit. New, Younger neighbors are a bit at ease that I'm no longer too visible. I began snort, belly & bugger laughing so hard & loud that a neighbor ran up to see if I'd been hurt. (hmmm. Perhaps they thunk hardy laughing was a sign of damage?) Mind ya... t'was the same neighbor that ran Inside when I Yowled, during a Nasty, factual busted Ars fall as an electric transformer blew hard enough to shake the ground. Must say I'd prefer my Ars & bones be busted by Connolly or Carlin. Sad bit is that a decade from now, these names will not be recalled and (Imo) the new 'crude' aren't funny. Already , just a rare few, under 50, know who Will Rogers, Mark Twain/Samuel Clemens, or W.Churchill ( one liners) were, among other notables. My adult kidlets know I'm no fan of vulgarity (so overused, its effect is watered down). They Were nobbled when, sorting thru my LPs to scarf away, they found multis of these bestest. Sorry (or maybe not) for long ramble. Felt good, tho. I felt I could hear Your laughing as I read your comment. PS - add a love note to Richard Pryor , along w/the majestic story tellin of John Prine, in the mix

Billy and George Carlin's material were grounded in realism, while Robin Williams was a master of frenzy and hyperbole. Together they form the Holy Trinity of modern standup.

@TheBundleofkent

2 жыл бұрын

I'm staggered you have left The Greatest out of your comment: Richard Pryor.

@pauljordan4452

6 ай бұрын

Personal experiences are the funniest material.

This had me ROFL-as I have Crohn's disease I've been there myself, it's especially fun at 2 a.m. in the dead of winter. Shake,rattle and roll.

That laugh @ 2.48 gets me every time lol..

Was crying with laughter when I first see this, funniest comedian I have ever seen

This was on one of the first ever dvds I ever got and I remember watching it and laughing so much and so hard that I fell of my seat. I still love it as much today 20+ years later! Up until watching this I had found comedians funny, some made me laugh hysterically, but nothing like Billy. The man is the best!

Grew up watching Billy No other comedian comes close to being as good as him, but many have copied his material. Absolute classic sketch this. 🤣

The best comic on the planet he has made billions of people laugh 😆 what more can he do brilliant as always

I love that the camera is shaking as the cameraman is laughing.

"Ran from the knees down" 🤣🤣

@darrenwilson9174

2 жыл бұрын

I laughed so hard my tea ran out my nostril

Billy is an absolute COMIC GENIUS.

I just love Billy Connelly

Laughing so I’m crying utter genius is Billy

I grew up on Connelly!Dad had all the early records!

Best skit was when a young child called cows “f**kers”. Billy then had to explain the word is ‘heifers’!!!! Still cracks me up.

Sweet mother of pearl, if that is not my experience exactly as described. I used up three jumbo roles that day. My distal intestinal orifice was as if someone had lit off some napalm grenade in retribution. I could not walk properly for days. When people say better to have it and not need it then to need it and not have it they have never gone there !

I have missed you for years. My life was full of of being totally out of touch caregiving. I stumbled on to your videos in last day. I love you so much...such a gift to us all. Bless you always.

Laughed? I nearly shat myself, er, myself...

The Big Yin. Beautiful bit this... takes me back