There's a man that actually deserves a knighthood

@Plethorality

2 жыл бұрын

yes.

@JesusLordOfLords455

2 жыл бұрын

He isnt a paedophile.

@Plethorality

2 жыл бұрын

@@JesusLordOfLords455 no. he suffered when he was young. he is a,survivor.

@madyottoyotto3055

2 жыл бұрын

Here here

@seanjosephhayes

2 жыл бұрын

He has one.

This man is one of the few people on earth that I will go to my grave being thankful to have experienced in my life. Mr. Connolly is the kind of person, that no matter how bad my life has gotten, or what I have had to go through just to survive when I think about him, I still smile and feel just that much better overall. I have been homeless since losing my house after a life-saving surgery that left me in the hospital for three months... when I got out, I lost everything. I have slept outside in the rain and snow and even through a hurricane. The only thing I have with me is this old cell phone and a battery pack... Billy Connolly is one of the few things I listen to when I am huddled up and trying to not break down. Sounds dramatic, I know, but think about that... The worst time of my life is happening here and now, but some person I have never met, can break through all that and make me feel better for a while. Make me smile when there is nothing to smile about. Make me feel warmth when there is nothing but cold around me. That is amazing and I only wish I could return the favor in some way. The best I can do is say thank you, Billy Connolly. You are a beautiful soul and the world is better for having you in it. I wish you every blessing possible.

@donkelleher9726

2 жыл бұрын

Jesus.. God bless you buddy. Really

@user-qy3jq9kr1d

2 жыл бұрын

I wish you the strength you need to endure the hardships you are facing, and I wish you the fortune you need to overcome them.

@becky2235

2 жыл бұрын

I'm going through something very similar mate I know it's hell I'm in survival mode too! Allmost got murdered by my fella then got thrown out by my parents for being with him,add to that a load of health problems. But you're not on your own mate you might be in survival mode now but at least you're alive rember that,it will get better. I was homeless all over Xmas and new year and as a female it wasn't safe. But honestly mate the only way now is up. Where are you from? U.K.? Could maybe give you some practical advice. Here if you need to talk take care

@irishone9541

2 жыл бұрын

What a load of shite not many old cell phones can get you tube and you can set up a gofund page on it. Either a Walter mitty or a con man

@Ccampbell23

2 жыл бұрын

​@@irishone9541 Samsung Galaxy S5 that I was gifted a long time ago, 64 GB memory card & whenever I can get to a place to charge my battery pack, I do & then I get to spend the nights at least listening to my favorite things. I use VLC because it allows me to just play the audio, so I can save some battery power with the screen off. You will never know how much even hearing Connolly tell stories the way he does, can make a cold night seem a little less scary. I also listen to Ricky Gervais specials & a lot of other comedy, but Billy Connolly is my go to. I'm sorry if my life situation angered you, it angers me a bit too... I just don't blame anyone else for it so it is incredibly hard to put my hand out. Gofund page? Paypal says it is limited since it is linked to an old acct my ex wife used to use, and I have no address to get debit cards sent to me or any way to actually use any money, which I don't have anyway. My drivers license is outdated so that cuts me off from doing much with banking or online things. I have tried a few things in hopes of being able to at least be in a position to maybe get help. Hasn't worked yet. Currently, I am trying to get my birth certificate so i can get a new Social Security Card (I am in the U.S. so it works different) & then I can get a new ID to use for official things. But that is hard cause it all costs money... I am slowly gathering as much as I can with collecting cans, but I have slowed down a lot due to degenerative arthritis in both knees and hips. It is just hard. Not impossible, but hard. I am tired. I still wear a smile most times and never tell anyone I come across about my situation unless pressed. It isn't their problem nor should it have to be. There are a ton of things I could say about how it is to be where I am, how difficult it is to get out of once you are this lost, how just trying to battle the hopeless, depression & sadness that you close your eyes with & open them to day in and day out. How empty it feels to walk through a store just to get some heat, and smile at people going about their day, buying things and getting into their cars to go home to dinner or whatever they have. over hearing them talk about things I have almost long forgotten the meaning of. To sit in a mcdonalds to charge my battery and occasionally have a dollar to get a drink just to not look awkward sitting there for nothing, and wishing I didn't spend the dollar because every penny helps... and watching folks eat, talk, argue and brag etc... all the while wondering if I can get the battery charged enough to last the whole night because when there is no battery there is silence. Hours and hours of silence and thoughts. That is the worst. Sitting in a hidden spot in the woods, shivering and having to talk to yourself to avoid the silence, but only ever being able to talk about the past and your hopes for a possible future you don't even think will actually come to fruition... Wishing you did things different but knowing you can't change a thing, so you end up giving yourself inspirational speeches for ages, just trying to minimize the sheer ugliness of who you are and what you have become. How it will get better, what steps you are going to take to get where you need to be etc. It is absolutely, heartbreakingly awful. BUT I will tell you something that helps me at my lowest times... I still care about other people and would never want to see them fo through anything bad or painful. I still have days where I will witness something go on around me that I will stop and feel really bad for that person or people and wish I could help. So I am sorry for whatever makes you so upset about me just sharing a very special (to me) connection with hearing someone I grew up with listening to and watching and that has given me joy in my life, and still can even though I am in the darkest of times. I find that amazing, and special and it matters to me. It doesn't have to matter to anyone else, but I really wish you could have that feeling sometimes, cause it means more to me than the house and cars and money I used to have, and it is the one thing that makes me keep getting up and pushing on, even if I am slow, tired and lonely. I hope you never know any of the things I do now, except the thing about Billy Connolly.

Man I swear to god I just can't have enough of this man... it's just too funny...

This stuff was so strong I had to smoke it in bed 😂😂😂

The man is a Scottish legend

@mickdunne981

2 жыл бұрын

That he is

@ID-pw8zb

2 жыл бұрын

He’s a legend in general

@theonenamedhaze

2 жыл бұрын

He's a world legend

@garrydean8670

2 жыл бұрын

The man is a legend of humanity and I love him..👍

@davemunro6380

2 жыл бұрын

Absolutely!

While your still knocking about I wanted say thanks for everything you have given to anybody who's ever watched you.

Anyone else tell these Stories you would call BS on , but Billy , YEP it happened lol

"She vomited on my head" God that sounded like a defeated man 😂😂

@briefcaseblues6061

2 жыл бұрын

😂 it really did, but that defeated man sprung back to life once he realized he doesn't eat Spaghetti O's😂🤣

Once saw this great man on the street in (I think it was Granton) with his family when I was 10yrs old... I shouted "THAT'S BILLY!" and he winked at me. My cousin told me to not bother him in his personal time but - being an impressionable 10yr old - I could only gape. What a legend he was. Such a comic!

Hash isn't drugs its a herb.gods gift !

@kell_checks_in

Жыл бұрын

Hash causes severe psychotic violence. Safe my ass.

" It was like a Hieronymus Bosch painting!" 😆

I’ve always said it way back years ago when we worked in the shipyard in Clydebank he did a concert for the work in to save mens jobs and he was just at the start of his career and he was absolutely unbelievable there is nobody else like him ,a one and only.👍👏👏

Funniest man to have Ever lived, very proud of him ❤️⚡❤️

@JesusLordOfLords455

2 жыл бұрын

Proud? How? You his dad?

@Ramsey..

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheLostHistoryChannelTKTC He got found in Edinburgh's Tattoo or Fringe I can't be bothered googling so thanks to Edinburgh

@TheLostHistoryChannelTKTC

2 жыл бұрын

@@Ramsey.. 👍🍀🌻

Brilliant! Nobody can tell a joke like Billy!! 😂😂👍

@biggic2004

2 жыл бұрын

Aye.. 👍 Except, it seems to be seriously true... 😉

@WIPEYOURLENZ

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah it’s not a joke😳

@BradReddekopp

2 жыл бұрын

Part of his brilliance is that he's not telling jokes. He's just telling stories but he's telling them hilariously.

Exemplar of noble art of turning the real shite of life into gold 👌

I am grateful to this day that my senior year English teacher in school introduced my to the world of Billy. It was on a heavily used VHS tape that I first got to see some of his older skits. My teacher was half Scottish so it came naturally…and our entire class went out for drinks with him after we graduated. Thanks and a tip of the hat to you, George!

Now there’s a man I would’ve loved to lift a pint with. A gifted story teller. I found him on Sirius radio years ago and have been a Ravenous fan ever since. My favorite story is the old lady on the bus. I damn near cry from laughter listen to that every time. Oh hell I cry with tears of joy.

I DON'T EAT SPAGHETTI O's😂🤣😂

That was actually gut bustingly funny. My 10 item bucket list would have to include a weekend pub crawl with 1979 Billy!!

On yersel big yin... legend 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

I wonder if Billy reads any of the comments 🤔 There’s so much this man has done in his life to keep us Sane 😂👍🏼👍🏼🌹What a Sweetie 💖

Thank you!!! I can relate and this makes me laugh till my stomach hurts!! Again, thank you!!

I almost died of laughing. So great!

Easily the funniest person... ever!

The big yin mentioning Newton Stewart was a rare treat ffs 😂😂 might have been one of my family or a mate's that whitied on him? That's my families neck of the woods 💯💯

“Spaghettios!” 🤣🤣🤣

@striverfor7628

2 жыл бұрын

Americanising it for the crowd. Usually he'd say spaghetti hoops

@briefcaseblues6061

2 жыл бұрын

@@striverfor7628 I don't eat Spaghetti Hoops either🤣😂🤣

@patagualianmostly7437

2 жыл бұрын

@@briefcaseblues6061 Er...does anyone over the age of, say, five? Mmm?

@briefcaseblues6061

2 жыл бұрын

@@patagualianmostly7437 I eat them all the time, especially with a grilled cheese 👍Mmm good.

Legend 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Love You Big Yin, Take Care and Keep Safe, XXXX

I threw up in my hair once while asleep. There weeks later I was shown the pics haha

Comedy genius!

Every time I watch him I have to go pee😄😃🤣😂😮he is so funny. What's worse is now I am getting older I have to pause the video more and more.🙄

Greatest Poet of our time.

Brilliance of a fkin Genius..

I have been to Newton Stewart. My best friend's mum lives there. It was a long way from Dunfermline where I lived to there!

He’s some man for one man auld billy 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I was literally squirming in laughter at this one

One of the few comedians who actually got better as he got older (Stewart Lee being another). It's because he's a storyteller and storytellers perfect their craft. A lot of comedians, particularly the ones who craft a character or persona seperate from who they really are, just become sad parodies of themselves as time goes on and the novelty wears off.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 billy is honestly a legend love this man 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Love this Man so much. His. Classic.💯💯💯💯💯

If u ever feel down watch him u will never feel down for long fantasic comic

@alistermcconachie1218

2 жыл бұрын

Billy & idiot abroud are my go two's if I'm feelings shit

The red bull of hash that put you to sleep

@gingercat777

2 жыл бұрын

It is....it does.

Lmao 🤣 😂 brilliant

'Pakistani black hashish is the Red Bull of the hashish world'! You learn something every day!

Luv it

Just read about this joke in his W+I book, just as funny reading it than hearing it

If ever I’m half the man this brilliant person that emerged from this shit hole of a world has become. I’ll die happy 😂😃 go on billy your making a better world just because your here and being your self mate 😃👍🏻

So good

Love to hear him.

Enlightened as a stone

Please let that be completely true, Bill.

As revolting as it is to be vomited ON - I am ill in bed atm- this short account by Billy was great fun to me. He was totally “ gas lighted “ by his Crew - all he does is respond in good humour. Terrific!

My stomach 🤣👏🏻❤️

Shear genius

Newton stewart haha I live in dumfries

You Cannae Beat A Bit Of The Black Cannabis 😵‍💫😀

@briandunn2807

2 жыл бұрын

nepaless temple ball, charass is my favorite😜

Hahaha brilliant!! hahaha

Have New yorkers got a sense of humour then haha 😄 only 2 people I loved to go see was Billy n chubby lol

LMAO greatness

Awesome☺hope he didn't take the "Vee" poke. Billy is entertaining

We called it "black Paki" at the time, but my preference was for the wonderfully aromatic "Kashmir".

@jaywalker3087

2 жыл бұрын

Sholda’ tried Nepese Temple Balls. That stuff launched me better than NASA to heights I’ve never achieved since. Squidgy Black is what I was smoking all through Pink Floyd doing The Wall gig at Earls Court !! Those were great days 🧘‍♂️

@jaywalker3087

2 жыл бұрын

Nepalese Temple Balls 🏀

@KRIS60

2 жыл бұрын

@@jaywalker3087 The quality and purity of the past is now nowhere to be found. That's why I (61y.) now only prefer organic weed. Collegiate greeting ;-))

@pablosaintmarr3223

2 жыл бұрын

preferred resin myself .

"It was like Gomorrah in my room." lol

hope ur good ma man fay fab in glasgow scotland lol

3:20...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Dain Ironfoot is brilliant!

Billy Connolly. Did a mean Road Trip. On a motorbike. I think it was a Harley, it could've been a Triumph.! Who fucking cares. I'm glad someone invented the wheel. I'm glad someone invented 3..

Been there.....lol.

Omg omg funny

Ooor willy 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Thinking Billy is telling porkies Like he wasn't in there knee deep LOL

Aye that sounds like Inverness still to this day. Just a tad more heroin around.

@th-pw8pn

2 жыл бұрын

The "BM" hash that was a standard in Inverness for a long time was always shite. The buds were always wet, early harvest home grown garbage too. I used to head back down to Edinburgh for a 9-bar of decent every couple of months... I miss working up there though, it was always a good laugh with some good folks. :-D

@KermitFrogThe

2 жыл бұрын

Just imagine how bad the obesity would be without it.

@briandunn2807

2 жыл бұрын

@@th-pw8pn 9Bar (soap bars) is the lowest quailty double zero is the highest quality maroccan, the green must have been really bad

@th-pw8pn

2 жыл бұрын

​@@briandunn2807 I was getting H-bar blond at that time, not quite as clean as 00 but still really nice. The cream of the crop was hash like muchina or sensibile (sometimes called Spanish eggs) that was way better than 00 but as rare as chicken lips. The standard soapy going about was a health hazard. The buds weren't even worth bothering with. It was either imported brown bush weed or homie grown crap.

@briandunn2807

2 жыл бұрын

@@th-pw8pn Yeah the standard soap bar was laced with henna and that was the good stuff, I had some lovely kasmir I served up, some folks returned and asked for the ganki soap bar, 🤣I think the moroccans used soap bar as incense. The Brown bush weed was it tightly compressed? we called that stuff astroturff, I think that one came from Jamaica.

Funny to. Say the least

I love Pakistany black hash

That's sir Billy

Its nothing really against Americans, but from an Irish perspective, they seem to only really champion their own people, born in America. To me, Billy has always been my and many other peoples idol and in my opinion, he's the funniest man ever, nobody has ever come close to him, Bill Hicks, Carlin, Prior, all very interesting and great men, even Kinison, but were they funny?, the funniest American comedians are Bill Burr, Joey Diaz, Joe Rogan, Jamie Foxx, Larry David, Don Rickles, Conan. Chris Rock and Seinfeld arent the least bit funny. But anyway, my point is, you should aknowledge a great comedian when you see one, regardless of where they're from, in Ireland, we have the great Tommy Tiernan, but the door is always open for Billy, and he's been here many times and he's a total folk hero here, we know Billy, we know he's a great man and the funniest man alive, we love him to death.

@hill16gs83

2 жыл бұрын

Ur so right he's the best ever I think the Americans don't get it like us Irish ,Scottish and English, only funny American stand up in my eyes is Richard pryor but Billy is the best

hah billy only in Newton .... would love to ken who it was boaked on your dish bet they are still aboot mebbe il try a wee detective see if anyone can mind when you were here .

Newton Stuart😆😁😄😃😀

Imagine Billy on WILTY -- uncomperable to the clowns in modern entertainment.. Real beats fake everyday..

Just think I smoke that much weed for that long it doesnt do fuck all who gram in a joint pure absolutely fuck all I ruined it for myself

Billy. ❤️. My dad grew up in the Gorbals. His mum was young and was pregnant by a Catholic. His nan took him in as her own. His mum he knew as his sister. The truth come out when his nan mum died. There was an incident. And he was in the jail. When he came out he moved to orsett Essex. Where he met and married a Penzance young lady. They married had a family. We never knew my dad's family. He had left them behind. Many years later. It had destroyed him. Years later my brother. Visits Penzance to see some of my mum's family. He is in a pub and begins drinking with a fella. The fella invites him back for a smoke. They chat look at pictures. It turns out after. Many conversations. That this is my dad's long lost brother. From Glasgow. That he had not seen since. He had gone to jail. At a young age , it turns out that. My dad's brother David. Had left Glasgow after my dad did. He joined the travelling circus as a firebreather and ended up marrying a woman in Penzance ❤️❤️ I was pleased to say we did eventually meet our uncle and cousins ❤️ a lovely story of fate. I love listening to your story's of the days of your childhood. As my dad grew up in a similar era. To you. He's in heaven now. And we never spoke of his childhood. So thank you for still helping me to get to know my dear old dad ❤️❤️❤️ thank you for the laughter love and hope. You have brought to this world ❤️ you are a unique special kind of love ❤️ I have sent you much love healing and blessings this evening ❤️ and will be always grateful forthe love and light you have brought and continue to bring to this world ❤️ much love to you and yours ❤️

Spaghetti-Os taste better than they should.

Imagine being billies roadie

The Spaniard from Highlander is a really good comedian.

Pakistani hashish. He must have bought Howard Marks stash!

Dargis

😂😂😂

as funny as fish

What is a knighthood, being touched by a sword , by a woman annighted by god, give me a break.

Not d black tho

I thought red bull kept you awake? 🤭

🤣🤣🤣

not much of a trip, if it completely knocks you out.

I thought he was sober now

@garywagner2466

2 жыл бұрын

Congratulations on the most moronic comment ever. You win a bowl of used spaghettios.

@N_0968

Жыл бұрын

He is. It’s an old story.

where are the anti nazi, hitler = gates and cowid scam jokes Mr?

All this laughing is not good for my asthma.

Research Raina Thaiday. There's NOTHING funny about this stuff. NOTHING.

Just not funny

@garywagner2466

2 жыл бұрын

Beigeist!