On the first day of Christmas my true love said to me... FUUCK OFF!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣

@1stinenergylimitedmdevelop533

Жыл бұрын

I wept

I had a stroke 3 years ago . When the nurse mentioned wheel chair and ramps... I tried to say Fook off but couldn't. She smiled and said you are going to be ok. Home a week later and no fooking wheel chair.

I've worked with stroke victims and people with 'disorders'. Billy is absolutely accurate. I love this man; he is able to elicit laughter even in the direst of circumstances.❤😂❤

i worked for 5 years on a stroke unit, i always remember 1 patient he could only say one word when he talked "Whitstable" if you asked him anything he would say "Whitstable" but he was a member of a choir and when he sang could sing a song word for word. the brain is a peculiar organ.

@craigcampbell7861

2 жыл бұрын

that would be so funny 😆

@kaylaireland3494

Жыл бұрын

My dad told a story of a country and western singer with a severe stammer but could sing with no issue. When he was staying in a hotel with another country performer and they where being robbed he tried to raise the alarm and couldn’t get the words out until the other performer told him to sing it! True story. My dads best mate was the producer for country hour on BBC radio and would do all the country festivals and take my dad along with him

@bigoldgrizzly

8 ай бұрын

@@kaylaireland3494 I knew a publican with a severe stammer who could sing faultlessly. It was a peculiar sight watching him singing a drunk fellow his 'fortune' as he ejected him from the pub ;

I just burst out laughing so hard it scared my cat out of her sleep 🤣🤣

To this day I still use the term "completely different box of frogs"

@brownie9919

2 ай бұрын

😂😂

Yep ! That's our Bill . Starts a story , and then distracts himself with a random thought . Great Comedian and Showman . Be safe Billy .

Whenever I feel blue, I watch Billy. He has an almost therapeutic, healing quality and I find myself forgetting everything and losing myself in his stories.

my grandad had a stroke and died from it - I was pretty raw when I first watched this sketch and hated Billy for taking the piss at what I percived to be my grandad - Move on 18 months and I just love this sketch because its everything my grandad was in his final days and Billy gets it spot on - Luv ya Big Yin ;-)

43 years of following this man and still making me laugh.

@frankmurphyburr3598

18 күн бұрын

I first heard him when I was 15 in 1974 , 50 years ago 😂

Description of the priest was priceless 😂

I am a stroke survivor That feeling of trying to say something I understand so well

I had a stroke a few years back. This is so accurate, it’s bloody brilliant.

@fionahiggins9412

2 жыл бұрын

Bless you . My Mum had two strokes. Keep on trucking kidddo .

@user-yw2xx8jv3o

Жыл бұрын

I hope your all good now.

@mickdunne981

Жыл бұрын

Bless you sorry to hear you had a stroke I am in the stitches watching Billy he is brilliant I don't mean to laugh

@arricammarques1955

Жыл бұрын

Aye, I don't recommend it!

My great grandmother had a stroke in the mid 80s. Apparently her word was "shit." 🤣

@kaylaireland3494

Жыл бұрын

My dads was ‘bollocks’ his most favourite word and all he could say for a while ♥️♥️♥️

damn, he just made me inhale my smoke the wrong way somehow. He's a genius.

@bigoldgrizzly

8 ай бұрын

you need to give up laughing - it's bad for your health ;

Might be the only comedian that can make me laugh until it hurts. 😂 Fucking legend.

That’s so fucking funny. Tears of laughter running down my face. Cheers Billy 👍

@mickdunne981

2 жыл бұрын

I was pmsl ha ha 😂 🤣 😆 I couldn't stop laughing for a good half hour afterwards 😆 🤣 😂 😄

@mickdunne981

2 жыл бұрын

Billy is a comedy genius

Best observational personality on the Planet Love this man ⚡

@JUANKERR2000

2 жыл бұрын

With George Carlin - two of a kind.

@gordonj5669

2 жыл бұрын

Best comedian ever. The End.

Tourette’s billy is my favourite character of all time 🤣🤣

God Bless Billy, he REALLY changed Glasgow, Scotland the UK and the world with his addictive humor. I went to many shows of his over the years but have never met him in person.... unless you count the time I stopped at lights just behind the Apollo one night, beside Burger King and a Pizza place. Anyway I see directly opposite me waiting at the lights is none other than The Big Yin.... I give him the thumbs up, and like a champ he gives he the thumbs up back......... MADE MY YEAR! Always a true gent, VIVA BILLY!

When my mom had a stroke, she couldn't talk, but she had the irritated eyeroll down pat.

Only Billy can get away with it. Billy, I love you!!!!

OH AYE!! THE STROKE THING! 😂😂😂

I've had a stroke and I find this fucking hilarious!

The genius of this man is he is never malicious. He can make the saddest things in the world hilarious. The GOAT.

LOVE YOU BILLY 😍💗. STROKE AND PARKINGSONS. ENGLAND 🇬🇧

@westaussie965

Жыл бұрын

So why the Union Jack?😂

Please keep uploading these, this special is one of his best ones. Nobody can tell a story like Billy!

He could read a baked beans label and make it sound funny. Guys amazing.

@batsnackattack

Жыл бұрын

and that.. that is exactly what is happening. It's a magic trick.

@gamer-sf6qp

Жыл бұрын

Agree 👍 he is bloody amazing

@MultiWerewolf1

Жыл бұрын

Baked beans label = B times table🤣

My grandfather had a minor stroke when I was very little. First time is ever been in a hospital, I was expecting him to be covered in wires and tubes. But there was just one tube coming out from under the blankets, into this bag attached to the bed frame. Thinking it was like an IV I told him “I think you need a refill.” Never forget his face as he said “No…I fill it.”

Love You Big Yin and Take Care XXXX ❤❤

George go over that lullaby again. -GA FAH FUCK! 😂😂

love ya man ❤️✌️🤣

🤣🤣🤣 Just the way he paints a picture... Pure genius🤣🤣🤣🤣

I lost my father to a stroke way back in 2008 and what Billy says,regarding stroke victims is very accurate indeed,the best comedian i have seen by a long way,will be a sad day on this earth when billy goes,i hope not for a very long time,your a legend billy😀👍.seen him live twice in hobart Tasmania, my lungs got a good workout on both occasions. Lol

@mickdunne981

Жыл бұрын

Aww bless sorry for your loss may your Dad RIP 🙏

I first heard of Billy 30 years ago when he appeared on HBO in a special hosted by Whoopi Goldberg. He did his story about the man who farted on a Cathay Pacific airliner and I was rendered helpless with laughter. Since that night he has been one of my all-time favorite entertainers.

Visiting my 88 year old mother in law in hospital bed in heatwave July I felt I didn’t know what to say, so I unwittingly said “it’s so cool in here, you’re in the best place. I watched Billy here and it touched a nerve, we humans do often are caught in situations we feel lost or scared and we just blurt out random stuff. The brilliance of Billy can never be fully stated. Thank you for finding such insight into such intimate situations and finding humour in such places as many of us wouldn’t expect. You’re a true wonder, Billy ✌🏻😂😂💪🏻🌹

I'm laughing so hard at this I'm having difficulty breathing and I'm wiping away tears of laughter. Thank you Billy, I needed that

I Have So Much Respect For Billy Connolly - As A All Round Comedian..And As A Private Family Man .

Like all families we fought and squabbled but nothing united us more than watch a Billy Connolly special. Thanks for the happy memories Big Yin❤

🤣🤣🤣🤣OMG!!!🤣🤣🤣 This happened to me. I went to see a relative who had a stroke and I just didn't know what to do! He was staring at me wanting to say something and all I understood was Pffrgrrtgggtrrfffprgtf!!! so I just stood there mortified, and then I said " You look alright!" and my relative started to make funny noises! I panicked and called the nurse,and she said " What did you do to him!? . I was so much in shock I left the room. Then at home my mom asked me "Did you go to see your uncle?" and I said " Yep! He's fine!! and went to my room traumatized! Needless to say I didn't go to see him again! One last thing, thank you for these videos! You're so funny I just can't stop laughing! THANKS!!!

@davethomas4945

Жыл бұрын

😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 You poor woman

You never know what the hell he's gonna say. Even to his own father who's in a stroke... There's only one Billy Fuckin Connolly. To your health Billy. Love you

I find listening to him comforting...& wonder what on earth I'm blocking from my childhood to explain this...

What a wonderful man

Such a warm and very funny man!😍😁💕🏁

The man is a comedy genius

This is how you get through life ! THX BC !

So true people who have never ever sworn. Then after a stroke they do and they have no control. It’s such a shame as family get so upset. Plus we had a lady who really smelt so so bad due to her condition.

Billy is so funny 🤣

I cant believe Billy has been to my Fashion Square in los angeles.

@MyMags8

2 жыл бұрын

Lol it a huge monstrous place full of knock off designer brands & venders eager to rip you off. The few thins I did buy there either fell apart or only worked for a day or so……

5:17...."FAAAAACK OFF"🤣🤣🤣🤣

Love ya Bigyin!!

What always cracked me up about this bit was that he had at no point during the show mentioned his father being a stroke victim until the start of this clip. Billy's fevered mind just couldn't accurately recall what he'd been speaking about for the previous hour.

I had 71 strokes yesterday, playing golf!

Thank you 🙏.

Here for the accent!!! ❤️🥰

Fking great bloke 👍

Love the Big Yin.

Similar story my father was coming round after a stay in the ICU first thing he apparently remembers was when i walked in and said " Dad you look like shit" he quietly and in discomfort replied "thats because i feel like shit" like father like son i suppose but i had that moment of "whoops what did i just say". We laugh about it now but feels terrible when you let one of those slip.

I love this man...

BRILLIANT

My father too.

I had a stroke 7 years ago luckily my speech wasn’t affected

Brilliant 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Fuckin genius 😎💪💙

I love this bloke despite the fact he owes me a beer or three. 🙃🤣

For a moment I thought at the beginning this would be a sad story lol 😂

Where is all of Billy’s world tour footage 🤯 can’t find it anywhere

@nedkelly5866

2 жыл бұрын

Love the world tour stuff... I've still got the Scotland; England, Ireland, and Wales; Australia; and New Zealand ones on VHS.

Am now into Year 8 since my stroke. Messes with their heads that I have regained about 65%. Went directly to coma at the coffee table, the 72 hour death watch to "May never wake up and what comes out, won't be him." When I would "wake" in the coma, ripped out IV lines, destroyed the room. Every word was FUCK

Lol 👍 😆 🤣 😂 😹 brilliant

I used to work with a guy who stank the office out with this weird ammonia smell. I never asked what was wrong with him

I remember this bit, but what happened to Bobby aka John?

Good grief this happen to my father in law. Exactly the same. We took our parrot (African grey) . To show Him Jasper the parrot. We didn't have Him insured so we took Jasper every where. So We said to my Father in law. ... Don't stick your finger in the cage....... Yes you are right. my Father in law pushed his fingers in the cage. There was blood and flesh all over. Because of His stroke He could not move quickly so Jasper had a good old bite. Only the word was the one my father in law used. For years after We would hear Jasper screaming F u c k My Father in law passed away So. It was a bit spooky. The bird shouted it at People that word in My father in law's voice.

@charmoka

2 жыл бұрын

@@111lochinvar Me too! Billy would approve...

@khogwood81

2 жыл бұрын

Billy your still the best of the best we all love you to bits man. How you can start telling a story and go back to it after telling us 3 story's you are truly amazing 👏 🤣🤣

We are NOT 'Victims', we are SURVIVORS. Have a stroke and find out how funny it is.

@chasingspiritsuk

3 ай бұрын

Theirs always one with a stick up there arse.🙄

@garywagner2466

2 ай бұрын

Except for you.

I said, fourth floor, easy passage upwards.

I'm not a big fan of latest fashions so could someone explain Billy's shirt/ass cape thing?

@westaussie965

Жыл бұрын

He just looks for the weirdest clothes I guess

@garywagner2466

2 ай бұрын

A joke about black tie and tails.

My long gone Mother had a massive stroke. It destroyed 3/4 of her brain before it finally stopped. When she finally came home she could only say her name Mrs.Meisel. that's because every one refered to her with that name. It's called aphasia

Anybody know why his shirts usually have that flap in the back by any chance?

@garywagner2466

2 ай бұрын

A joke about black tie and tails.

My Grandma always had a brilliant sense of humour, so we were all able to deal with her stroke and took to the piss which helped us all deal with the awful impact of the stroke on her. Miss her still but humour has to be part of a shitty situation. You're Dad would have been the same me, Mate

@westaussie965

Жыл бұрын

His dad molested him

I had a stroke in 2017. Weird experience. My recovery is about 96%, 97% maybe, even people who have known me my whole life can't tell. I'm really lucky. Anyway. Billy's joke reminds me. I'm in the hospital, they are testing everything to figure out why me, a pretty healthy guy, not overweight, pretty active, only 45, suddenly popped a clot. Unpleasant tests sometimes. Anyway. The doctor running the worst test, in which a camera inside a tube goes down your throat while you're awake to take video of your heart, is a very attractive young Asian woman. maybe 34, 35. She explains that they can't do it any other way, the breastbone is in the way, the camera has to be inside. So she describes this horrid thing and then says, "do you have any questions?". And I said, "Yeah. What's a nice Irish girl like you doing in a terrible place like this?"

ha ha ha ha ha 😂

😮😒☺😁😂

His Father had a Stroke and Billy has Parkinsons . He still smiles 😃

🤣🤣🤣

Just want all the other bottled water drinking comedians out there to notice.....BEER.

😅😅😅😅😅😅

Why would you visit your father that molested you, let alone talk about him??😡

Ive never had the ability to get a laugh out of this guy ...and as i checked this out i can see why ..he's got about as much witt as a dead tadpole.....boring would rather listen to wet paint dry

@westaussie965

Жыл бұрын

I find that, some things are wee and poo jokes, but the funniest thing I have seen is the one about political correctness

@garywagner2466

2 ай бұрын

That’s because you are a knob.

My Father had a massive stroke and this is a load of shite and Billy is not cooking anymore 😴

@salus1231

2 жыл бұрын

Well it's comedy in a funny story not to be taken seriously and I doubt Billy is cooking these days you're right

@scrimmy45

10 ай бұрын

I think what you actually mean is that its just not to your liking....

@garywagner2466

2 ай бұрын

Boo Hoo.

I dont know what it is but hes just not funny. Ive tried to like him but just dont seem to laugh

@garywagner2466

2 ай бұрын

Lot’s of twits don’t get humour.

Omg this is brilliant

I don't mean to laugh I am sorry if I am offending people who had strokes but Billy is so funny

Work shy lout lol