Billy Connolly - Limo Driver - Two Night Stand 1997
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As a young Englishman I was taken to see Billy Connolly by my Glaswegian girlfriend in her home town...!! I have never, ever laughed so hard. He is absolutely shameless and matchless. Truly born to be a funny man.
@user-tl9vl6gx1j
8 ай бұрын
Fantastic so so funny. 🐕🌈💙🌚🌎🧠🦂
Here we learn that Moses is Scottish and has a sense of humour.
@tashyole149
2 жыл бұрын
We also learn Moses has a very peculiar fashion sense.
@brandonhallam51
2 жыл бұрын
Must be him cause you could smell some burning bush
@mrsir2254
2 жыл бұрын
Don't forget, he's got Malcom X's sense of ill-timed epiphanys...fueled by ironic hindsight.
@debbysalemi1657
2 жыл бұрын
Aye
@ruantengyi
2 жыл бұрын
hahaha😂
I can still remember the night he did the "fart in a spacesuit" joke on Parkinson, the whole family was in stitches.
God has never looked better
@ruthhansberry6361
24 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂brilliant!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
Billy was the first comedian I ever watched as a kid and iv never laughed so much. My stomach felt like I had done a thousand sit ups.
@duncanwallace7760
Жыл бұрын
Yes, me too. Him and Eddie Murphy. They've made me laugh all my life!
@robsimmonite2034
5 ай бұрын
My absolute favourite comedian since i was 13 im 59 now
My favorite Connolly line came when he responded to a guy who had been been heckling him for a while " You should get yourself an agent pal, why sit there in the dark handling yourself,"
Just wonderful. Impossible to watch Billy without him making your day a tiny bit better.
No funnier man has ever walked the Earth
@aflaz171
8 күн бұрын
In your opinion, yes!
He’s an absolute legend. My favourite stand up comedian yes. But as a man one of my heroes.
@fraserdevine9020
2 жыл бұрын
He’s the only stand up comedian… the rest are just following behind
@genokemp2433
2 жыл бұрын
You carry on giving the Big yin the big up ,i will follow you Colla concerning the great man any day of the week ❤️
@TheVideoLounge
Жыл бұрын
Hero ? how's that ?
@robertfish4052
Жыл бұрын
There's a thing where you rub your head and pat your tummy. Try drinking lager and holding a bladder while watching Billy. Impossible!
@robertfish4052
Жыл бұрын
@@TheVideoLounge hey. Hero is a good way of putting it when someone takes you from pissed off to smiling in a minute. Good work Bill.
I love a comedian who can relate to us all with everyday stories. Non pretentious and awesome delivery. Billy has it all and more, one of the greatest by a country mile 😊
“He’s walking tell him it’s 6!” 😂
Bringing smiles to people is truly noble work. Thank you, Sir.
He’s the story teller of all time.
The world loves ya Sir Billy Connolly. Thanks for all those times you made us laugh so we had a chance to forget our troubles for a while. In the world of performance art/comedy there is none better.
There is something so right in the fact that Billy loves Planxty.
watched Billy in New Zealand twice as he visited us now and then ,broke two ribs laughing ,my man big yin proud too have shared my time and yours on the planet ,thank you Billy
Billy and Dave Chappelle are two of the only people to make me stop breathing from laughing so hard....love you Billy!
@geraint8989
Жыл бұрын
Absolutely! What they have in common is that they are both astute observers, and storytellers much more than joke-tellers.
@becky2235
8 ай бұрын
@@geraint8989I completely agree with you both! Best comedians out there but shame not more new stuff
Love Billy he's a true Scots man
with Billy, it's the gestures that amplify the wonderful stories...
The King of Scotland😄👑
He is an absolute genius.. went to watch him in Bournemouth some years ago. I have truly never laughed so much in all my life. My face was so sore after the show 🤣
@MrRunner
2 жыл бұрын
Me too. I saw him years and years ago in Reading. He walked on (I think he was hammered ) and asked `How many Scotsman here ?' Six of us put our hands up. `Hear that the rest of you, you're completely outnumbered ?' It went on like that non stop for an hour. He lived near my Grannies place and he'd walk around Ballater like anybody else. The Royal Family were there too, but a'body was keen to see Billy. Lovely, genuine man
Many many years ago when I was in my late teens I temporarily lived in Adelaide - South Australia ( although I was born there, I grew up elsewhere in another South Australian town ) Am now 52 but I returned back to Adelaide for a while in my teenage years ). One very early morning I caught a public transport bus to the city, pretty sure it was a weekend morning in Adelaide, and I don't know what it's like early in the morning nowadays in Adelaide - but this particular morning I was there - it was totally deserted. Not a soul around. I wasn't too far from the Rundle Mall shopping area walking down King William Street when I noticed a very tall man walking in the distance towards my direction. At the time - we would have been the only two people about. As I got closer - I recognised the gentleman in this video clip. Mr Billy Connolly. I was a shy kind of teenager, but I glanced up at this man towering over me as he walked by. I wasn't really seeking his attention ( but a quick hello would have been nice ). But as he walked by, I noticed he just seemed too distracted and engrossed in taking in the sights of Adelaide as he was gazing UP at the city buildings. Don't blame him though, Adelaide does have a lot of fascinating big old buildings and structures around the city.
"hey miss you left your engine running" I almost pissed myself!!! I love you Big Yin!
@TJMack-
2 жыл бұрын
We always say "missus". We're not that polite, but blunt and to the point in Scotland.
@Markaayy
2 жыл бұрын
Please explain this to me, it's over my head. :D
first heard this genius whilst serving in the Royal Navy and one of my mess-mates brought the Album Big Yin and us English lad coud not understand a word owing to his accent. thank god I persevered absolute legend Sir Billy C
Here we learn who the king of comedy is
An Irishman never lies if he can tell you a good story instead.
Two Night Stand is probably my fave Billy special. Must've wore the VHS of this down to nothing back in the day! Brilliant stuff.
@mryoutube9311
2 жыл бұрын
Totally agree...by far his greatest special. I have the vhs and I've just got it put onto dvd
@ajs5018
2 жыл бұрын
That Christmas dinner story nails me to the flipping wall
@neilomac
2 жыл бұрын
@@ajs5018 Isn't Norway a strange shape?
@ajs5018
2 жыл бұрын
@@neilomac I know you...
@robertjones9598
2 жыл бұрын
Same! I just had a quick look at purchasing the DVD but it seems to have held it's value pretty well.
Oh I absolutely love Billy Connolly. The man is a genius. I've recently bought his autobiography, I'm looking forward to getting stuck in to it
@jylta
2 жыл бұрын
I wish they could translate it to swedish
@patagualianmostly7437
2 жыл бұрын
well, Jamie.... I read an autobiography of his many years ago...in the 70's.... It was hilarious.-.. I'm sure yours is a later continuation of that.... but be sure to check out a comment on another clip I made in that respect......"Just the other day" as Billy would say.... His Topless Bar experience in West Africa....
@gallifrey1985
2 жыл бұрын
@@patagualianmostly7437 I don't think he's written an autobiography before. I know his wife has written two books on him. I've read both of them and enjoyed them both. Like I said the man is a comedy genius
@annismith8575
2 жыл бұрын
He is the only comedian I’ve ever watched (both live and recorded) that could make we weep with tears of laughter - sheer genius!
Hicks, Carlin, Connolly, Burr, Pryor, Chappelle... Too many legends...
Omg this man is a comedic genius
you know when u click on a billy conolly clip ur going to be entertained.
Just bought Billy's autobiography "Windswept & interesting." Rush yourselves two copies now, along with a giant slipper & hair cutter.
@ladyscorpz9023
2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@Mr_Gray_Sky
2 жыл бұрын
Won't want to put it down, so be sure to order your incontinence knickers. You'll care not a jot.
@ID-pw8zb
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@synthonaplinth5980
2 жыл бұрын
@@Mr_Gray_Sky Damn, someone else said it first.....
@alanwayte432
2 жыл бұрын
And giant Toblerone
A character never to be forgotten ! His charisma just draws us right in ….Fantastic 💯💖💖💖
@bazza426
2 жыл бұрын
very true, thank you i am also Scottish
@christinethornhill
2 жыл бұрын
@@bazza426 Being a Scot is a blessing, I’m a Geordie [ a Scotsman wi his brains kicked oot ] 😵💫 👍🏼
I can relate to this being an Northern Irish man 😀😅🤣😂
You sir are my inspiration in the battle against the beige. 🤘🏻❤️
Classic Billy, more please.
This man gives you so many belly laughs you end up with a 6 pack.
@mirandabrunskill7755
2 жыл бұрын
😄😅
Love You Big Yin, Take Care and Keep Safe, XX Keep Safe Everyone
I think Billy is a fantastic guy i Love everything he does i have seen all of his videos iam 80 years ago 😅
Ha ha ha, I pissed myself with his f...jokes! A trully master. Greetings from Perú!
He makes the ordinary extraordinary!!
3:35 "Heh Missus, you left yer engine runnin'..." 😂😂
To the great king of comedy and king of Scotland
That laugh at 3:35 is priceless.
Billy Connolly during his " Moses " period . The Limo Driver came up with some OUTSTANDING Advice . Completely TRUE , what he said . I think Billy thought so too , by his reaction at the end there .
Hard to say at his best coz he was always at his best..but I do love this time of his comedy x
he was deaf, that and "YES" have been my standard answers for years.
He had a period where he became hairier and hairier, this Wild Shoot-Out of white hair from his head! Billy ! How I wish that he and Robin Williams had Skyped every day when both had Parkinson’s. Billy has kept a Sage Humour, as his daughter helps him now to get dressed. He walks “ like a drunk “. Robin must’ve been so terrified. Billy Old now or younger here - just has a knack for living life - good or not so.
Make me proud to belong to Glasgow most people from Glasgow are funny and always telling jokes
Merry Christmas Billy Connolly ❤️🙏
GOLD, John, Australia.
Yep thats the Irish for you, as my family are both Northern and Southern it makes for quite an intersting life. No sorry laugh....
Actually that's so true about Irish . I decided to walk around Dublin first time ever in Ireland, was looking for different places. Every Irishman said it's only five minutes away ,just around the corner & further up about. I was exhausted & dehydrated & said to one Irishman it doesn't seem like five minutes away because I have been walking for so long, he said oh that's by tram I didn't even know they had one!
If anyone watching this hasn't heard Planxty, do check them out. They were AWESOME!
Bless you Billy, you're a true champ
Good old Billy... Always a laugh.
The greatest storey telling comic, 😆♥️😆
I miss billy and the stuff he used to do, sad he's not doing it anymore.
He looks like Tim The Enchanter out of Monty Python And The Holy Grail.
@gwennuttall2696
2 жыл бұрын
Omg Simon you've hit the nail on the head with comment. Hilarious 😂.
He is right up there with George Carlin.
Brilliant felt like I was there Jimmy 😂
Love ❤️ Love ❤️ this man ❤️
That purple shirt is from next 💜...I had the same one circa 93
Like his driver, I never know when Billy's making it up.....not that it matters.......a good story's a good story for all that.....
His driver didn't make that Irish saying up. We do say that 😂
@diogenes.
2 жыл бұрын
You just made that up 😁
One of the funniest people, ever.
Billy looks more like Jesus every time I see him.
😄🤣😃😭🤣😂😄What a lovely man.
Och Billy I love you so much! You are such a cack! (Australian for laugh)
LOL!!! Howdy from Texas! 🇺🇸
The greatest.
Noah telling glaswiegan jokes. Whatever will they think of next. Big love to the big yin.
💯 B.c and our family frm across the River 🏴
Fckn hilarious 😂
Genius of a comedic man
God bless you billy
Should listen to radio city liverpool you can set your watch to what song is coming on next
Golden 👍
These clips are great, but I feel it's all about the build up throughout the entirety of the performance with Billy!
The Scottish Kenny Rodgers Yer a big Sweetheart🏴🔥
I love you sheogorath!!!!!! Just kidding. You’re one of the best mate!
Love his Wilbery Billy beast
BRILLIANT
I could tell the exact same story and no one would laugh, because I am not funny. How does he do it? 🤣
Mr. Connolly morphs into God...
"hey Mrs yuv left yur engine running" 😂
The Best Comedian Ever And Richard Pryor 2
You are one beautiful man.
This guy looks like he can part the red sea 😂
How the hell does the Big Yin only have a few thousand subs?
Every time I see this I think of Robin Williams describing getting off the plane in Scotland.
..free to deny it!
Love ya you awsome hairy man
Billy looks a lot like Kurt Russel playing Santa
Christy Moore - Legend!
Thought I would see what this episode was about, saw him in this show and immediately thought Charlton Heston in the movie The Ten Commandments brought back to life and somehow ended up with an Irish accent...
@lynnegee6814
8 күн бұрын
Ffs, he's Scottish!
To be fair that Irish saying is true 😂 even if he did make it up.
Got to remember Chess. Playing Putin. The world is on axis. 24 hours later?. I'm watching this now.
@lynnegee6814
8 күн бұрын
There's no situation that isn't improved by a brief addition of Billy Connolly
I find it pretty amazing that people in this comment section squeal about how great this guy is... I failed to see the humor. 🤔
@michelekett8450
2 жыл бұрын
Then find a comedian who appeals to you.
@mjb6442
8 ай бұрын
Get a better pair of specs
The only man who ever got all work done by Friday was Robinson Crusoe...