🎵 Welcome back, Billy Connolly, Welcome Hoooooome! You King of Scotland🎵 Always cracks me up 😂

There will never be another Billy. Truly the one and only. Truly individually brilliant.

@yaplamf

3 ай бұрын

Yes!

He made me spit out a mouthful of coffee when he said, 'Deer! Moo! Whatever the f*** deer say!" 😁

Watched this a million times, still hilarious 😂

It amazes me how throughout his career he has never written a single joke, he just goes on stage with a vague idea of what he's going to talk about and has been leagues above people who have spent hours upon hours agonizing over every detail of their act. Truly one of the best stand-up comedians of time , I only say one of because Robin Williams was the other one.

@SubZeroCommander

2 жыл бұрын

I think Robin seems to be forgotten about lately more & more, rest his soul !

@diogenes.

2 жыл бұрын

Richard Pryor?!

@lenagreen4031

2 жыл бұрын

@@diogenes. no!

@lenagreen4031

2 жыл бұрын

@My names Jeff totally agree - and I don't know if they are/ were aware of just how much natural talent they had/ have. Gifted springs to mind.

@ennbee2051

2 жыл бұрын

@@diogenes. Please tell me thats your real name!?

Billy should be available on the NHS. There's no better cure for depression. Fantastic!

@OstblockLatina

2 жыл бұрын

For temporary bad mood perhaps, not for depression which is something else entirely and is often caused by lifetime of violence, abuse, neglect, single tragic life event, unbearable living conditions, other serious and ongoing health problems leading to decrease of life quality, congenital mental disorders, mental illness or by chemical imbalance of the neurostimulants in the brain - all of which could only be relieved, and only sometimes cured by years and years of intense psychotherapy and often pharmacological treatment, and which - even regardless of all therapy leads to multiple suicidal attempts of the patients. I would be grateful if you didn't trivialize serious health conditions you apparently know nothing about only to have something to write under a comedy skit video.

@rip5666

Жыл бұрын

@@OstblockLatina 1

@annmc8392

Жыл бұрын

He is helping me, I am sitting here waiting for a phone call to tell me if I need chemotherapy and radiotherapy treatment or just the radiotherapy 🤞

@margarethall7837

5 ай бұрын

I so agree, that's why I'm watching atm

@yaplamf

3 ай бұрын

Ignore that last see you next Tuesday. I am on the edge and I swear Billy does help with my depression!

Seen you live in Sydney Australia took my mum she loved it you are amazing soul

' to see it in agony ' what a line !!!!!, never thought I'd ever laugh about trout in my life, absolute genius.

@annmc8392

Жыл бұрын

I spit up my tea😄😃🤣😂

@jamesjoy7547

Жыл бұрын

Such a dry, matter-of-fact delivery!

I love comedians who have no problems just going off on tangents and are constantly cracking themselves up. Especially when it's a "Did I really just fucking say that?" kind of laugh. Biily is the master of this!

Billy's story telling ability is 2nd to none, this story had me in stitches, especially the Tom hanks bit 🤣🤣🤣🤣

The level of that surfing on the wave of laughter skill is just out of this world.

No matter how long or how often I'm always surprised at how much I love this man.

Not just the King of Scotland but the King of my heart! You're a bloody riot and I appreciate every ounce of ya!

Billy is worth every penny. I went to see him once and I cried with laughter the whole way through. I couldn't breathe by the time he'd finished. Now I'm going purple trying not to laugh because it's 2am and my husband's asleep! 😂😂😂

The word legend is used too often and for no real reason. However, Mr. Connolly is a legend. He is the funniest person I have ever seen or heard.

Billly is one hell of a story teller. You're looking at him and a minute later you're right in there with him living the story. That's talent and art. Plus he makes me laugh my ass off and piss my pants. "Billy's on!" "Gimme a second to get out of me pants."

Pure comic genius.

He says such fantastic things. I try to use them whenever I get the chance to talk english. Now I've added "to his eternal credit" to my list

Funniest man ever. Every day i watch some Billy. Great start of the day Gets you in a good mod instantly!!!

This is essentially like two stories in one and they're both hilarious: exaggerating about the house (turrets, band, peasants) and then the kid and the rocket... this man is a treasure

Every time I see Billy Connolly (and I mean this with the utmost respect), I think "Hippie John Cleese". 😁

He’s at his best when he just goes off on one 😆. A genius ❤️

love how billy spins actual incidents into funny stories, it's an oral creative writing exorcise, and he's perfected it.

@alan4sure

Жыл бұрын

exorcise? Exorcism now, is it?!

@tomitstube

Жыл бұрын

@@alan4sure well yeah, anyone who thinks a violin is a "fiddle".

@alan4sure

Жыл бұрын

@@tomitstube and which one has "strangs?" Lol .....exorcise your mind. Haha

OMG! Imagine living next door to this guy! Makes you feel sort for Tom Hanks😳😳😳😂😂😂😂😂

Love this man!! Best comedian ever!! 😁😂👍

He actually is THE FUNNIEST MAN WHO EVER LIVED! God bless you Billy, you continue to make people pee their pants with laughter.🇬🇧

Billy's storytelling is peak comedy. The legend takes you on a journey stuffed with the relatable humour of everyday life that we all know but can't quite articulate ourselves. Pure joy watching this man.

A true Comedian genius a legend.Billy cheers me up when I am down.Thanks for making me laugh 😃 Billy

I've loved this brilliant man FOREVER

I remember this 'very wealthy man' bit from years and years ago to this day! So good to hear it again!

@johncunningham4820

2 жыл бұрын

Turrets and Flags . And Peasants .🤣🤣🙃.

I love it when a comedian tells a joke so good that they start laughing and have to wait until they can finish laughing before telling more

I want to go to billy’s scottish house and go about hollering about the animals he has mentioned in his routines to all the neighbors now..he cannot stop making you smile and laugh

@Mogsy28uk

2 жыл бұрын

unfortunately he sold the Candacraig Estate a few years back, and now lives in Key West, Florida.

Incomparably talented man. A real National treasure.

@bluerock4456

2 жыл бұрын

International treasure, more like.

@melgibo6946

2 жыл бұрын

@@bluerock4456 oh no he's all ours 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Love to hear Billy's take on the world today....Would be popcorn time !!

@steveallan4628

2 жыл бұрын

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I now *really* want to meet Tom Hanks, just so I can ask him if Billy Connolly's family really fired a missile into his yard. 🤣🤣

No other can be so brilliantly 😂 funny! You will be loved forever your ability is one of the best out there !! 🤣😂

I never knew how much you can love a comedian that is as funny,talented,and handsome as Billy. I missed so much in the ,'70's and 80's not knowing who he was. I'm hooked. I'm crazy. I'm in love.💕

@IsaacAsimov1992

2 жыл бұрын

Good for you, Anna. I've been aware of BC for decades but seeing him here now on KZread I can see what a genius he is. And yeah, he's not ugly. :)

Grew up listening to & watching this comedy genius, never fails to get the whole house laughing

@shanewhite4868

2 жыл бұрын

I actually used to sneak out of bed & sit on the landing listening to my parents laughing there heads off playing him on the record player,big banana shoes 😂😂

@Marc1996L

2 жыл бұрын

@@shanewhite4868 a used to get sent to bed by my mum then I’d sneak back down stairs and watch billy with me brother on video tape

@pseudonayme7717

2 жыл бұрын

@@Marc1996L It was his records for me. I had my Mums old record player in my room and after they went to bed, I would sneak into the living room and grab the record. On with the headphones, down with the volume and try not to laugh too loud!😎😁

@Marc1996L

2 жыл бұрын

@@pseudonayme7717 can’t buy memories like that !!!

Love You Big Yin, take care and Keep Safe, XXXX

Best thing to come out of Scotland!

@MrJohnmci

Жыл бұрын

Including the road to England

Yep Robin and a few other celebs visited billy's scottish home .The Highland games were in process ! I'd love to have been a fly on the wall at the after party🤣They broke the mold when Billy was born !❤

My ribs are aching from laughing. This is my favourite story, I’ve seen this 100 times and it always make me cry laughing.

@jamesjoy7547

Жыл бұрын

This one may just replace "old woman on the bus" as my favorite!

cried laughing, thanks

Absolute national treasure. So funny.

Oh my god! Tears rolling and belly aching. Billy’s got to be the funniest man on earth and what ever planet he came from I’m sure misses him.

My mother used to tickle the trout when she was a wee girl in Scotland, She came from Toll Cross Glasgow, and we grew up listening to your comedy albums Billy.

@RodFleming-World

2 жыл бұрын

Remember it well.

@kevinhoye6154

2 жыл бұрын

Tickling trout......guddling I think it's called

@RodFleming-World

2 жыл бұрын

@@kevinhoye6154 that's what I call it but I have heard people say tickling. I think it's regional

After a hard week at work there is nothing better than a bit of Billy Connolly going of on a random journey of laughs. God bless you Billy.

Oh man, that was wonderful! I was feeling pretty low but that made me laugh so much. Thanks, Billy!

@medievalladybird394

2 жыл бұрын

Same here.

@carolinebedford9836

2 жыл бұрын

Gordon Munro, you can always rely on Billy! X

A classic.

Had me in tears laughing!!

He makes me laugh 😂 what a hoot

Just unreal! Simpl6 unreal. He makes me roar with laughter!

Love how he takes the piss out of Pamela's work.

"To see it in agony" Lmfao. Oh my god that nearly did me in.

A few guys I know did the local crew for his gigs. He’d pull up in his Range Rover and open the boot to reveal his backdrop for you to take into the venue and hang. Reverse that at the end of the night and you’re paid for 2 full shifts. Easiest load in and out ever.

I love him.

I’m so jealous of Billy’s gorgeous natural wavy hair!

Where does he come up with this stuff? How does his mind just ad lib this from nowhere? He's phenomenal...

@CrisSelene

2 жыл бұрын

Experience. He lived an eventful life

@colincampbell437

Жыл бұрын

He has clearly either been born with it or developed it from the time he spent on the river Clyde in Glasgow as a welder where he would mix with so many characters with stories. It was one of his fellow ship workers who told him not to get stuck in that job, but take the risk to make a better life using his comedy and musical talents. He wisnae wrong as they would say ... (:-))))

I like a bit of visual with a stand-up comedian, as I find it boring if they are just standing there reeling off endless jokes...but you certainly get visual with Billy, highly entertaining man, love him !

Absolute legend ❤

Pure Genius.

Just the very best ❤

Thanks Billy.

Thank you Billy for all the laughs and stories. Luv yer from a I can't spell the f**king thing. 🤪❤🙏

I went fishing with my 10-year-old niece about 17 years ago it was the first and last time. when I said cast out she threw the whole fishing rod into the drink!

Total legend. 👌🏻👍🏻

Living legend 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Fantastic!

Absolutely fantastic 😂😂

Genuis most this must be improvisation on the spot each night he's brilliant

OMG - that is one of the funniest stories i ever heard. the end is the bees’ knees. ROTFL ☄️✨💥😛

I love you x

I love your comedy. Sorry you have some issues. We will always get a laugh from you.

I'd love to see Billy's marching band one day 🤣

Yes the king of hearts forever xxx

Shit! I hoped it was gonnae blow up in the pond and gie the wee boy aw the troot, deed! Aw'Ra Best Big Yin. 👍😁❤️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿!

Love this funny man. 😄

"What kind of fucking fly was that!?" Absolute tears 😂

I love how he goes off about his house and the peasants. I could believe it ,lol.

1:46 ..My Dog whenever I enter the house

Such a great actor too

"He goes 'round the world talkin' dirty and people give him money. Fucked if I know what that's about." What a great line. 🤣

Luv his PJ’s

Trout fishing!! Great story. My mother was an avid trout fishing woman. Hardcore! Pulled more trout lips off than any other person I know. She also called my husband , ex-marine, a wuss because he complained he was sunburnt after 7 hours of trout fishing. Mom told him to stand under the bridge the sun hasn't gone down yet; they started fishing before sun rise. Lmao!!

HE'S HAME, HE'S HAME, HE'S HAME.

Fucking awesome.....legend.

I loved his pants.

"Deer......MOOOOO.....whatever the F deer say........." 😂😂

if you have a bad day at work watch Billy and he will he will have you laughing again.matthew

Aye you’re the fucking BEST Billy ❣️❣️❣️❣️😆😂🤣

Love ya 😆😆😆😆😆

He'd definitely make a most amusing Monarch 🤣.

Should be king of scotland

A lighthouse keeper named Crighton Was seeing a woman from Brighton But ships ran aground And sailors were drowned Cause she wouldn't fuck with the light on!

Billy should’ve shouted “Houston, we have a problem!”

official billy connolly channel? instant sub!

another thing about fishing, and I know many experienced fishermen have experienced this... no bites have happened you reel in the line to find a fish lip on your hook!!!??? WTF! happened there!??

I cant be the only one thinking this is about the Osbornes

@tmp3477

2 жыл бұрын

Mentions having tea with Sharon at one point too. 🤣

Class……Billy….Glasgow Bhoy ☘️

He was in Bournemouth and went for a walk on the sea front a man with his son asked if he could tell his son to f off so he went to the boy and told him to f off They couldn't stop laughing for the rest of the day