Isn’t it amazing that EVERYTHING he says is absolutely true, and who makes all these stupid decisions
@bowmaj86662 сағат бұрын
I love how Lee Evans does a similar bit about his colonoscopy and his experiences with the laxatives he was given. They're similar but have little differences. Like how in Billy's story, his wife was genuinely concerned about him. In Lee's story, his wife didn't give a shit about him, even hogging the toilet when he desperately needed it!
@Me-oo4yu9 сағат бұрын
Rains dogs piss in Oslo.. 😂
@aujax113 сағат бұрын
a friend an i used to meet up at a cigar shop in manhattan years ago. billy would be there often and would have a nice chat with us. friendly, easy-going guy. and i do believe hes wrong about the afterlife.
@Novacastrian18 сағат бұрын
Brilliant 😂😂😂😂😂
@nonyadamnbusiness9887Күн бұрын
Saw a skeptical ghost hunter show one time. Lady going on about ghost noises at night. The skeptic's first question, "Do you have any cats?"
@barrystewart8056Күн бұрын
I haven't laughed that much for ages 🤣 It's not just the way he tells it. It's the images in your head.
@Jason-ly9zv3 күн бұрын
At his very best here, legend
@CelticWolfe3 күн бұрын
Billy is one of the only comedians that I have to pause cause I'm suffocating from laughing so hard. Larry the Cable Guy is the other
@natalieharrison79993 күн бұрын
Don't be so bourgeois! Hilarious.
@lindadennis74354 күн бұрын
Freakin A.. I haven't laughed that loud in years. Thanks, Billy
@ushojedi4 күн бұрын
The Scottish government has no say over 'health and safety' policies. Policies like the reversing alarms that cause nothing but pain and DO NOT prevent accidents, all for insurance companies protection. Control and containment with no vote.
@dougie68864 күн бұрын
Absolutely genius ❤
@dougie68864 күн бұрын
Absolute genius ❤
@dougie68864 күн бұрын
Absolute genius ❤
@sarcasmo574 күн бұрын
Deedle deedle dee.
@angharadswansea93435 күн бұрын
I literally bumped into this man when I was stepping out of a bookstore many, many years ago he was in our city for a show. I stepped out of the store and banged shoulders with him. He was wearing a multicoloured coat. He didn’t stop he just kept on walking.
@barryrilings20635 күн бұрын
If you can't laugh at fart jokes then your dead from the neck up . 😂
@frankmurphyburr35985 күн бұрын
Bring yer corduroy trousers 😅😅
@wingmover5 күн бұрын
BRILLIANT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@billyedwards69415 күн бұрын
Mm
@johnx93186 күн бұрын
Evil shit. Had Kenneth Bigley murdered.
@fionacameron63706 күн бұрын
Omg! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I love the actions you do Billy! Your the best 😂
@MartinTwo-yy6wf6 күн бұрын
He'd have a field day now with all this non-binary, they, them, he-she bullshit.
@youngbess16 күн бұрын
Billy is one of the very few comedians that make me laugh. He is brilliant.
@thebagfather46336 күн бұрын
legend and right
@janetmackinnon34117 күн бұрын
Always perceptive!
@user-wt7ec1pb7u7 күн бұрын
I agree 100% with Billy. F**K political correctness; it's a load of BULLSH*T
@laara14268 күн бұрын
I once wrote on a job application, under languages spoken : English, French, and American .
@MrMjolnir698 күн бұрын
Baronial? Sweet.
@ellegraham46038 күн бұрын
So funny love him 😀🌹💚
@rayrecordings9 күн бұрын
Billy videos should be shown in every hospital of the world. People fighting for their lives would laugh to recover.
@JamesThomas-zl9er9 күн бұрын
I have never forgotten this
@__Simon_Riley__9 күн бұрын
2024 and I'll give my life for this Saint...
@rayrecordings9 күн бұрын
Colonoscopy tomorrow here. Obviously watching Billy for his blessing.
@halfwayloyal10 күн бұрын
4:34 This'll be the same mother that walked out on you eh Billy
@namoi4510 күн бұрын
Must have been the pommy version of 'Red October'
@frankmurphyburr35985 күн бұрын
I just pictured the late great Shane Warne laughing at this one he loved Billy Connolly
@dinkmartini323611 күн бұрын
There's at least one other person on the planet who could use his 9-iron on the workbench. Comforting to know.
@johnhutton507911 күн бұрын
The Godfather of stand up no one can hold a candle to the big yin , worlds a better place for him being in it
@ashleywalker141111 күн бұрын
Too accurate 😂😂
@alanwayte43211 күн бұрын
Saw you live in Oxford in the 90s my ribs have just about recovered all these years later ❤
@kurbatska11 күн бұрын
7:53 this is the moment when you die
@christinemacleod677111 күн бұрын
When im down i put on billy love his comedy.
@jacquelinecarty857911 күн бұрын
Hilarious
@jonathangagne710912 күн бұрын
THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH, TO GET BY. HOW CAN WE MAKE IT MORE DIFFICULT?! THAT'S WOKENESS! WOKENESS IS WEAKNESS; PLAIN AND SIMPLE.
@user-cd8bk7xt2n12 күн бұрын
wheres my thing scared my
@kurbatska12 күн бұрын
This is exactly the way I ate Tablerone
@JJNow-gg9so12 күн бұрын
It was like being sexually abused as a child. I won't have any more done. Simply too tramatic for me. And I'm a medical professional!!
@EVIL_ENGINEER.12 күн бұрын
Tall dwarve society....bahahahaha.
@utubesux112 күн бұрын
I agree I don't make my comedy... I simply stand out of the way it flows lol.
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Isn’t it amazing that EVERYTHING he says is absolutely true, and who makes all these stupid decisions
I love how Lee Evans does a similar bit about his colonoscopy and his experiences with the laxatives he was given. They're similar but have little differences. Like how in Billy's story, his wife was genuinely concerned about him. In Lee's story, his wife didn't give a shit about him, even hogging the toilet when he desperately needed it!
Rains dogs piss in Oslo.. 😂
a friend an i used to meet up at a cigar shop in manhattan years ago. billy would be there often and would have a nice chat with us. friendly, easy-going guy. and i do believe hes wrong about the afterlife.
Brilliant 😂😂😂😂😂
Saw a skeptical ghost hunter show one time. Lady going on about ghost noises at night. The skeptic's first question, "Do you have any cats?"
I haven't laughed that much for ages 🤣 It's not just the way he tells it. It's the images in your head.
At his very best here, legend
Billy is one of the only comedians that I have to pause cause I'm suffocating from laughing so hard. Larry the Cable Guy is the other
Don't be so bourgeois! Hilarious.
Freakin A.. I haven't laughed that loud in years. Thanks, Billy
The Scottish government has no say over 'health and safety' policies. Policies like the reversing alarms that cause nothing but pain and DO NOT prevent accidents, all for insurance companies protection. Control and containment with no vote.
Absolutely genius ❤
Absolute genius ❤
Absolute genius ❤
Deedle deedle dee.
I literally bumped into this man when I was stepping out of a bookstore many, many years ago he was in our city for a show. I stepped out of the store and banged shoulders with him. He was wearing a multicoloured coat. He didn’t stop he just kept on walking.
If you can't laugh at fart jokes then your dead from the neck up . 😂
Bring yer corduroy trousers 😅😅
BRILLIANT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mm
Evil shit. Had Kenneth Bigley murdered.
Omg! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I love the actions you do Billy! Your the best 😂
He'd have a field day now with all this non-binary, they, them, he-she bullshit.
Billy is one of the very few comedians that make me laugh. He is brilliant.
legend and right
Always perceptive!
I agree 100% with Billy. F**K political correctness; it's a load of BULLSH*T
I once wrote on a job application, under languages spoken : English, French, and American .
Baronial? Sweet.
So funny love him 😀🌹💚
Billy videos should be shown in every hospital of the world. People fighting for their lives would laugh to recover.
I have never forgotten this
2024 and I'll give my life for this Saint...
Colonoscopy tomorrow here. Obviously watching Billy for his blessing.
4:34 This'll be the same mother that walked out on you eh Billy
Must have been the pommy version of 'Red October'
I just pictured the late great Shane Warne laughing at this one he loved Billy Connolly
There's at least one other person on the planet who could use his 9-iron on the workbench. Comforting to know.
The Godfather of stand up no one can hold a candle to the big yin , worlds a better place for him being in it
Too accurate 😂😂
Saw you live in Oxford in the 90s my ribs have just about recovered all these years later ❤
7:53 this is the moment when you die
When im down i put on billy love his comedy.
Hilarious
THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH, TO GET BY. HOW CAN WE MAKE IT MORE DIFFICULT?! THAT'S WOKENESS! WOKENESS IS WEAKNESS; PLAIN AND SIMPLE.
wheres my thing scared my
This is exactly the way I ate Tablerone
It was like being sexually abused as a child. I won't have any more done. Simply too tramatic for me. And I'm a medical professional!!
Tall dwarve society....bahahahaha.
I agree I don't make my comedy... I simply stand out of the way it flows lol.