Billy's performance for the very first comic relief.
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@margaretcollins5507 Жыл бұрын
Billy is not a comedian he us the most brilliant story teller ever It's all of the cuff. No script. He is a national treasure I love him I am Scottish too.but live Australia now.
@margaretcollins5507 Жыл бұрын
When we lose Billy no one will ever be able 💔 to replace him and my heart 💔 will break Xxx
@Stellar123164 жыл бұрын
A national treasure this man no one will replace him
@SuzyQ334
Жыл бұрын
IMHO Billy is the funniest British comedian ever. I'm an old person who grew up with the likes of Morecambe and Wise, Tommy Cooper etc. Only Tommy Cooper and Billy Connolly can make me laugh until I hurt.
@boomerhgt
Жыл бұрын
He was never that funny
@yoyo-jw3mo8 жыл бұрын
there will never be a stand up again like billy connolly. scottish legend.
@judioregan4210
7 жыл бұрын
Absolutely. Funniest man on the planet.
@joshimitsu96
6 жыл бұрын
Scottish legend indeed.
@barryphillips7327
4 жыл бұрын
Sadly this is TRUE!
@TheBigFormerlyPurpleT
3 жыл бұрын
he's still alive
@coisty52
3 жыл бұрын
@@TheBigFormerlyPurpleT yes but doesnt know if he needs a shit or a haircut
@legie6475 Жыл бұрын
Just the funniest man ever born. God keep you in health for as long as !! A legend and very funny.
@anthonymcdonald7753 жыл бұрын
Funniest man on the planet and has been for a very very long time
@climbatize
3 жыл бұрын
Agreed.
@judygraham8477
2 жыл бұрын
Totally agree 100%
@angiecox87812 жыл бұрын
Billy is the best.
@MrCatfarmer2 жыл бұрын
Oh my god this one had me in tears.
@weebawsdurrandiuweeman14244 жыл бұрын
Billy yer a legend pal,i really bet he never thought he would have made it,as big a stand up,and music artist, as he is.the big will allways be in the Glasgow memories for ever,👍👍👍👍👍🏴🏴
@robbiebeecham12011 жыл бұрын
Must of seen this 20 odd years ago, still cracks me up. Thanks Billy for setting the bar so high.
@RavensRequiem14 жыл бұрын
Absolutely love Billy Connolly! I never watch him that I don’t laugh until I cry.
@lapalad16 жыл бұрын
I,m an Aussie and when i first heard this i was half asleep in bed,i laughed so much i couldn,t get back to sleep.Its so true especialy amongst surfers when the shark alarm goes off they stay in the water,now i know why,sharks eat one person at a time Brilliant
@johndoyle47234 жыл бұрын
Cheered me up. You cannot do this sort of stuff nowadays, mores the pity. He was so very very good, and still is.
@Io-Io-Io
3 жыл бұрын
You CAN and SHOULD do it NOW
@jasonpalmer45623 жыл бұрын
I've watched this at least 10 times! Anytime I need a chuckle I watch this! The Japanese bit cracks me up every time!
@judygraham84772 жыл бұрын
Omg ive crying from laughter ,love Billy he cracks me up 🤣🤣
@davidstowers19644 жыл бұрын
Forget Stan Laurel, Billy Connolly is, was and always will be the all time greatest British comedian. I'll fight you on it!!!!
@jakelamotta2387
4 жыл бұрын
Forget British... best comedian!
@coolersmoke4 жыл бұрын
I remember watching this Comic Relief live on BBC1 that day. The whole afternoon with Terry Wogan and lots of celebs doing silly, comfy, clean, entertaining stuff.. and then came the watershed at 9pm came, we were switched to the Shaftesbury Theatre and this Legend came on stage. I know this routine word for word. It actually misses out the first minute or so, when Billy came on and mouthed into a supposedly non-working mic...
@TheCezza799 жыл бұрын
Billy is my top fav no 1 comedian..and with with huge thanks to my late father whom passed away March this year, we would both watch his dvds or tv appearances and laugh so hard our stomachs would ache..I miss my dad's laughter so much but every time I see Billy Connolly I can almost hear my dad crying with laughter...would very much like to meet him and shake his hand but we shall see...
@PJR29787
4 жыл бұрын
This is literally me and my father... watched him together for years... made me smile and made me sad this comment...
@stephenporter5332
2 жыл бұрын
He is a legend
@Albert12893
2 жыл бұрын
Met him twice
@SuzyQ334
Жыл бұрын
So sorry for the loss of your dad Ceri. My kids grew up with the likes of Billy Connolly and Ab Fab and Black Adder and Red Dwarf. I've watched them laugh until they hurt. If my kids remember me for making them laugh then I reckon I did an okay job. Meanwhile I've loved Billy since the 1970s when he was a folk singer and stand-up comic - who made me laugh until I hurt.
@bobmcmurray37
Жыл бұрын
@@SuzyQ334 q
@ComaDave5 жыл бұрын
Reading today how blue-ringers have started appearing just down the coast from me, so I came back to watch this legendary performance yet again. "And it showed you THIS bastard!" 😂😂😂 Seen him, oh...fourteen times over the years and met him on a few of those occasions. An honorary Aussie. The funniest human being I've ever witnessed.
@Bigturns3316 жыл бұрын
Hes the best. When u have guys that talk him up so much like Robbin Williams and such other great comedyans its just amazing.Hes been doing it for longer than anyone I know out there right now.
@terrymatthews31374 жыл бұрын
A true legend. My favourite comedian of all time.
@leomanl15 жыл бұрын
possibly the best come back ever man
@debbietimm93972 жыл бұрын
He’s the first comedian I watched from childhood, hilarious chap 😂 ❤️
@NicoleTunis6 жыл бұрын
as a proud Aussie, I have loved this skit ever since I first saw it in the 80's! It never gets old ... and yes we do make it to adulthood :-D
@davidwhyberd7612
4 жыл бұрын
I was staying with friends in Southern Queensland, and their land is a small forest. One day their dog was trying to grab hold of a brown Taipan, but was moved away by Greg. Before my visit, I thought that there were poisonous creatures lurking, waiting to bite you. Leaping out of bushes and snakes slithering after you I never saw one in the month I was there. I realised that in September the snakes were in hibernation, so I was alright and having two Queenslanders as my guests allayed my fears. There are no poisenous creatures in the UK, apart from the rarely seen Blackadder. It's bite can make you feel ill, but that's all. I travelled with Greg and Marilyn to Palm Cove in Northern Queensland and wants to have my first swim in the Pacific. There was, however, a sign that said " BEWARE Stingers and Sharks, so that was that. I spoke to a local who said that he had never been in the sea. It looked so blue and inviting too. It was a great holiday nonetheless and I saw some wonderful sights and travelled a lot. I flew down to Sydney for my final week. I spent every day by Circular Quay and Darling Harbour. The Opera House was fabulous. I was lucky in that the fleet review was in Darling Harbour. I also saw the fabulous aquarium with beautiful multicoloured fish. I saw some ofc the reef as well. It was my trip if a lifetime and I would love revisit your beautiful country and see my friends again. Greg us from Brisbane, and Marilyn is a countrywoman from Queensland. Their beautiful Queenslander home, with varandas is fabulous. Every night I heard these insects rubbing their legs together. There were hundreds of them. It started after sundown and lasted about half an hour. I think they are Sicoia. One of the most unusual and unique experiences, was being in a vehicle driving along the beach on Fraser Island. I was amazed that it was a public road with traffic lights and speed restrictions. Police were visible and quite often helping a vehicle that got stuck in the sand. I took 800 photos and film which I sometimes look at, but the memory of that trip in 2013 is still vivid.
@michaelmurray3800
4 жыл бұрын
It is a great routine and covers what being Australian is like. It's true he did look like a Smurf but at least he had our sun to get a tan and look white. lol
@williamdonnelly895
2 жыл бұрын
Thank fuck
@daniellamcgee4251
2 жыл бұрын
@@davidwhyberd7612 Glad you enjoyed your holiday of a lifetime! The noisy insects were cicadas. :-)
@cupcake1685 жыл бұрын
Unbelievable handsome guy, at every age, great humor and the king of forgiveness (you should watch the umm... Stroumbopolopol....- interview). And I love his voice so much. Lucky Pamela.
@johngraham59963 жыл бұрын
i love how everone clapped and laughed when he said "i'd be throwing children behind me" 😂😂😂🤣
@pianomikey015 жыл бұрын
I've never heard of this guy before? How is that possible?? He is absolutely hilarious!
@davewills47963 жыл бұрын
Billy is simply the best and came out of Scotland god bless Scotland and thanks Billy for making me laugh again taking my mind off the bad part of my life
@mousegirl58106 жыл бұрын
Thank you for the upload! This is the best part of that particular show. Billy Connoly is utterly hilarious! 😝
@michaelsnow47352 жыл бұрын
The legendary comedian 🙌
@wolfrider56183 жыл бұрын
Billy is the master stand up. Glad Australia gives him so much inspiration 😂😂
@margaretmckay99684 жыл бұрын
So funny could watch Billy all day .now that is a brilliant Comedian..
@skarpethinn2 жыл бұрын
The might be The Greatest Stan-Up Segment of all time!! i've heard several of these jokes before & since, but THIS, right then, on that stage - that was an "On" day for sure...
@BahaVII14 жыл бұрын
He is just so...perfect
@TJOOBI117 жыл бұрын
i have been looking for this shark sketch for so long, thank you. i didn't realise it was so long ago since i must have watched it.
@mpaddyuk703 жыл бұрын
The greatest
@Io-Io-Io Жыл бұрын
Billy Connolly- the eternal child
@weeDECYmac114 жыл бұрын
love this man:)
@infinightsky10 жыл бұрын
Soooo intelligent!
@latindancer4ever17 жыл бұрын
"throwing children behind me!" lmao! sooo funny!
@paulhardman46403 жыл бұрын
The true master at work.
@turdbomitch90077 жыл бұрын
who else came here right after watching a QI Clip? :P
@nickpark7428
7 жыл бұрын
Turdbo Mitch me! 🙋♂️
@koitorob
5 жыл бұрын
ME ha ha ha AND no fucking ho-ho-ba!
@koitorob
5 жыл бұрын
HEY, you haven't got time to be watching tv. Get back and give us some more Wallace and Gromet
@idonotvlog1067
4 жыл бұрын
Turdbo Mitch Me too
@colummccrudden101
4 жыл бұрын
Benjamin netenyahuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu??
@gartnavel8914 жыл бұрын
He's got to be the funniest guy alive!
@benturnbull40093 жыл бұрын
This guys a hero
@MaqaBs20103 жыл бұрын
*WHO ELSE COMING FROM 2020?*
@davidcraig9538
9 ай бұрын
2023 ma guy
@garybuchan53119 жыл бұрын
2.42 FUCKIN SHARKKKKK !!!!!! never gets old
@BryanMacD113 жыл бұрын
Funniest man on the planet.. class...
@sawoffleg12 жыл бұрын
THE BEST !!
@CeilidhExperience15 жыл бұрын
Legend!
@samarastar2ify14 жыл бұрын
looooool,on 1986,i was 5 years old,wow funny
@MrPenfold506 жыл бұрын
so remember this from the 80's
@plevac17 жыл бұрын
funniest guy of all time
@douglasthoirs29463 жыл бұрын
Gratest ever
@opitz7417 жыл бұрын
he's great. And yeah, it's true about the box jellyfish - vinegar is the way to stop it. Love the bit about he blue ringed octopus!
@83RockaRolla14 жыл бұрын
Genius!!!
@allansouthern73326 ай бұрын
BRILLIANT
@wildtatz4 жыл бұрын
Man he's so funny ..lmao
@Shumaa118 жыл бұрын
I almost choked on my peice watching this
@melciveng
7 жыл бұрын
Shumaa1 A piece n square slice sausage with a totty scone on top and HP sauce :)
@hermit62087 жыл бұрын
Funniest man ever.
@thescobbler47165 жыл бұрын
There's actually a couple of minutes missing at the beginning, when Billy comes on and says into a mic, "Can ya hear me?" The audience yells "YES!" He goes to another mike Stage Left and silently mouths, "Can ya hear me?" The audience is quiet Then he leans in and says, quite clearly, "Ya fucking wankers!" A most reprehensible, filthy-mouthed, honest, acute, clever and gut-wrenchingly, side-splittingly entertaining comedian. A wonderfully passionate, descriptive, romantic and natural TV presenter. But most of all.. above all.. a loyal, loving husband, dad and friend to many. Billy C is. and Freddie M was, combined, the greatest pair of talents of the 80's and beyond.
@KM-bx6kk7 жыл бұрын
classic
@yvonnebarker87329 жыл бұрын
Waite'l ya here this..just love billy
@irishchrisc15 жыл бұрын
Actually. I am a Billy Connolly fan. I went to the states ten years ago. I became acquainted with George Carlin's material. They did share a lot of stuff. Different style but very funny.
@CJ-yb8uw Жыл бұрын
Classic 😂😂😂
@MsSerena198614 жыл бұрын
lmao! i love billy!
@keleharvey45722 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard that i shat
@CROBlackDEvil7 жыл бұрын
Hahah what a legend
@danw137415 жыл бұрын
its billys brutal honesty aside from the great stories i love... he just dont give a fk lmfao!! long live the big yin!! :D
@Venomousse15 жыл бұрын
I can top that - my cousins had a pet tarantula, it died just two years ago :) I used to feed it weekly.
@samanthabolton44442 жыл бұрын
He still cracks me up. And to answer, yes, there are plenty of people bored enough to annoy a spider. I’ve known people to keep huntsmans as pets. Don’t care if they don’t bite ppl, they could if they wanted to and they’re terrifying
@BlogBitch13 жыл бұрын
I live in Queensland, Australia... all of this is this is so fucking true. Huntsmen? Stingers. Steve Erwin anyone???
@michaelmurray3800
4 жыл бұрын
@aussiefaraday surprised he didn't add the croc to finish off the routine.
@janineconn1047 Жыл бұрын
Always makes me laugh ❤
@nath90911 жыл бұрын
Check out the Christmas dinner video, boys. Genuine, genial, genius.
@deanparish27287 жыл бұрын
Classic Connolly...... Funny as fuck.....
@Smeagoldor16 жыл бұрын
More great things from the Big Yin!
@JamieChaosAubrey15 жыл бұрын
It was my own flipper PMSL
@booboaba18 жыл бұрын
woop luv the BIG YIN ^^
@marilynlothian10884 жыл бұрын
HE HAS DONE SO WELL
@speedoy2k11 жыл бұрын
The holiday camp but gets me every time lol... #standupking
@gordonm.73877 жыл бұрын
Potatoes of the Night!
@nathanielbradford5483 жыл бұрын
In Australia we annoy spiders 👍😊
@leijensen114 жыл бұрын
OH Bill! Billy, Billy, Billy. Me grand broghyme. nae another like ye.
@morlokkurak47632 жыл бұрын
Pale Blue Scottish Person. HBO. Hilarious. If you haven't seen it; do it!
@climbatize17 жыл бұрын
Reply to andy666atreus: It's from the very first comic relief. I've done a quick search for a retail copy but the only place I found it was second hand on ebay. The full title is "comic relief utterly utterly rude video live". (VHS tape, afaik never released on DVD).
@Xx_Venom_Fox_xX14 жыл бұрын
i dont know im scottish and its sunny now
@Xx_Venom_Fox_xX14 жыл бұрын
SHARK!!
@northscot98622 жыл бұрын
Help people as long as does me good.
@chepasty17 жыл бұрын
Dylan Moran is a derivative comic, and he has been quoted saying: "the reason I am a derivative comic, is that all of the people in my form of comedy have derived it from Billy Connolly" ...
@climbatize11 жыл бұрын
Allow me to translate: "I'M GOING GET OUT OF THE WATER!! CAN'T YOU FUCKING HEAR THE SIREN THERE'S A FUCKING BIG FISH BEHIND YOU!!!"
@noelsplectrum99 жыл бұрын
32 people lost their funny bones
@IAmSoMuchBetterThanYou9 жыл бұрын
My ain wee daddy had a similar reaction was he was stationed in Singapore in the late 1950s. He said he'd never swum so fast when he saw fins cutting the surface of the water. Dolphins. He was young and English and a long way from home.
@spikemcc17 жыл бұрын
ok I just laughed and choked on my drink, then threw up.... lol
@jimmybrimmz17 жыл бұрын
very funny, i laughed
@Vindrutetorkaren13 жыл бұрын
That's a strange shirt really. ;o Funny guy though. Genius :D
@kravstew13 жыл бұрын
Townsville is my ol home town. what he say's is true. stingers are bastards. got tickets to see him next year!
@climbatize16 жыл бұрын
I've just checked the tape that this clip came from and it says "1986" so we were both wrong.
@Sabr1988ify11 жыл бұрын
Hahahahah ffs Billy, daaang hes funny man! "We all swim with a bottle of vinigear" :D hahahah
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Billy is not a comedian he us the most brilliant story teller ever It's all of the cuff. No script. He is a national treasure I love him I am Scottish too.but live Australia now.
When we lose Billy no one will ever be able 💔 to replace him and my heart 💔 will break Xxx
A national treasure this man no one will replace him
@SuzyQ334
Жыл бұрын
IMHO Billy is the funniest British comedian ever. I'm an old person who grew up with the likes of Morecambe and Wise, Tommy Cooper etc. Only Tommy Cooper and Billy Connolly can make me laugh until I hurt.
@boomerhgt
Жыл бұрын
He was never that funny
there will never be a stand up again like billy connolly. scottish legend.
@judioregan4210
7 жыл бұрын
Absolutely. Funniest man on the planet.
@joshimitsu96
6 жыл бұрын
Scottish legend indeed.
@barryphillips7327
4 жыл бұрын
Sadly this is TRUE!
@TheBigFormerlyPurpleT
3 жыл бұрын
he's still alive
@coisty52
3 жыл бұрын
@@TheBigFormerlyPurpleT yes but doesnt know if he needs a shit or a haircut
Just the funniest man ever born. God keep you in health for as long as !! A legend and very funny.
Funniest man on the planet and has been for a very very long time
@climbatize
3 жыл бұрын
Agreed.
@judygraham8477
2 жыл бұрын
Totally agree 100%
Billy is the best.
Oh my god this one had me in tears.
Billy yer a legend pal,i really bet he never thought he would have made it,as big a stand up,and music artist, as he is.the big will allways be in the Glasgow memories for ever,👍👍👍👍👍🏴🏴
Must of seen this 20 odd years ago, still cracks me up. Thanks Billy for setting the bar so high.
Absolutely love Billy Connolly! I never watch him that I don’t laugh until I cry.
I,m an Aussie and when i first heard this i was half asleep in bed,i laughed so much i couldn,t get back to sleep.Its so true especialy amongst surfers when the shark alarm goes off they stay in the water,now i know why,sharks eat one person at a time Brilliant
Cheered me up. You cannot do this sort of stuff nowadays, mores the pity. He was so very very good, and still is.
@Io-Io-Io
3 жыл бұрын
You CAN and SHOULD do it NOW
I've watched this at least 10 times! Anytime I need a chuckle I watch this! The Japanese bit cracks me up every time!
Omg ive crying from laughter ,love Billy he cracks me up 🤣🤣
Forget Stan Laurel, Billy Connolly is, was and always will be the all time greatest British comedian. I'll fight you on it!!!!
@jakelamotta2387
4 жыл бұрын
Forget British... best comedian!
I remember watching this Comic Relief live on BBC1 that day. The whole afternoon with Terry Wogan and lots of celebs doing silly, comfy, clean, entertaining stuff.. and then came the watershed at 9pm came, we were switched to the Shaftesbury Theatre and this Legend came on stage. I know this routine word for word. It actually misses out the first minute or so, when Billy came on and mouthed into a supposedly non-working mic...
Billy is my top fav no 1 comedian..and with with huge thanks to my late father whom passed away March this year, we would both watch his dvds or tv appearances and laugh so hard our stomachs would ache..I miss my dad's laughter so much but every time I see Billy Connolly I can almost hear my dad crying with laughter...would very much like to meet him and shake his hand but we shall see...
@PJR29787
4 жыл бұрын
This is literally me and my father... watched him together for years... made me smile and made me sad this comment...
@stephenporter5332
2 жыл бұрын
He is a legend
@Albert12893
2 жыл бұрын
Met him twice
@SuzyQ334
Жыл бұрын
So sorry for the loss of your dad Ceri. My kids grew up with the likes of Billy Connolly and Ab Fab and Black Adder and Red Dwarf. I've watched them laugh until they hurt. If my kids remember me for making them laugh then I reckon I did an okay job. Meanwhile I've loved Billy since the 1970s when he was a folk singer and stand-up comic - who made me laugh until I hurt.
@bobmcmurray37
Жыл бұрын
@@SuzyQ334 q
Reading today how blue-ringers have started appearing just down the coast from me, so I came back to watch this legendary performance yet again. "And it showed you THIS bastard!" 😂😂😂 Seen him, oh...fourteen times over the years and met him on a few of those occasions. An honorary Aussie. The funniest human being I've ever witnessed.
Hes the best. When u have guys that talk him up so much like Robbin Williams and such other great comedyans its just amazing.Hes been doing it for longer than anyone I know out there right now.
A true legend. My favourite comedian of all time.
possibly the best come back ever man
He’s the first comedian I watched from childhood, hilarious chap 😂 ❤️
as a proud Aussie, I have loved this skit ever since I first saw it in the 80's! It never gets old ... and yes we do make it to adulthood :-D
@davidwhyberd7612
4 жыл бұрын
I was staying with friends in Southern Queensland, and their land is a small forest. One day their dog was trying to grab hold of a brown Taipan, but was moved away by Greg. Before my visit, I thought that there were poisonous creatures lurking, waiting to bite you. Leaping out of bushes and snakes slithering after you I never saw one in the month I was there. I realised that in September the snakes were in hibernation, so I was alright and having two Queenslanders as my guests allayed my fears. There are no poisenous creatures in the UK, apart from the rarely seen Blackadder. It's bite can make you feel ill, but that's all. I travelled with Greg and Marilyn to Palm Cove in Northern Queensland and wants to have my first swim in the Pacific. There was, however, a sign that said " BEWARE Stingers and Sharks, so that was that. I spoke to a local who said that he had never been in the sea. It looked so blue and inviting too. It was a great holiday nonetheless and I saw some wonderful sights and travelled a lot. I flew down to Sydney for my final week. I spent every day by Circular Quay and Darling Harbour. The Opera House was fabulous. I was lucky in that the fleet review was in Darling Harbour. I also saw the fabulous aquarium with beautiful multicoloured fish. I saw some ofc the reef as well. It was my trip if a lifetime and I would love revisit your beautiful country and see my friends again. Greg us from Brisbane, and Marilyn is a countrywoman from Queensland. Their beautiful Queenslander home, with varandas is fabulous. Every night I heard these insects rubbing their legs together. There were hundreds of them. It started after sundown and lasted about half an hour. I think they are Sicoia. One of the most unusual and unique experiences, was being in a vehicle driving along the beach on Fraser Island. I was amazed that it was a public road with traffic lights and speed restrictions. Police were visible and quite often helping a vehicle that got stuck in the sand. I took 800 photos and film which I sometimes look at, but the memory of that trip in 2013 is still vivid.
@michaelmurray3800
4 жыл бұрын
It is a great routine and covers what being Australian is like. It's true he did look like a Smurf but at least he had our sun to get a tan and look white. lol
@williamdonnelly895
2 жыл бұрын
Thank fuck
@daniellamcgee4251
2 жыл бұрын
@@davidwhyberd7612 Glad you enjoyed your holiday of a lifetime! The noisy insects were cicadas. :-)
Unbelievable handsome guy, at every age, great humor and the king of forgiveness (you should watch the umm... Stroumbopolopol....- interview). And I love his voice so much. Lucky Pamela.
i love how everone clapped and laughed when he said "i'd be throwing children behind me" 😂😂😂🤣
I've never heard of this guy before? How is that possible?? He is absolutely hilarious!
Billy is simply the best and came out of Scotland god bless Scotland and thanks Billy for making me laugh again taking my mind off the bad part of my life
Thank you for the upload! This is the best part of that particular show. Billy Connoly is utterly hilarious! 😝
The legendary comedian 🙌
Billy is the master stand up. Glad Australia gives him so much inspiration 😂😂
So funny could watch Billy all day .now that is a brilliant Comedian..
The might be The Greatest Stan-Up Segment of all time!! i've heard several of these jokes before & since, but THIS, right then, on that stage - that was an "On" day for sure...
He is just so...perfect
i have been looking for this shark sketch for so long, thank you. i didn't realise it was so long ago since i must have watched it.
The greatest
Billy Connolly- the eternal child
love this man:)
Soooo intelligent!
"throwing children behind me!" lmao! sooo funny!
The true master at work.
who else came here right after watching a QI Clip? :P
@nickpark7428
7 жыл бұрын
Turdbo Mitch me! 🙋♂️
@koitorob
5 жыл бұрын
ME ha ha ha AND no fucking ho-ho-ba!
@koitorob
5 жыл бұрын
HEY, you haven't got time to be watching tv. Get back and give us some more Wallace and Gromet
@idonotvlog1067
4 жыл бұрын
Turdbo Mitch Me too
@colummccrudden101
4 жыл бұрын
Benjamin netenyahuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu??
He's got to be the funniest guy alive!
This guys a hero
*WHO ELSE COMING FROM 2020?*
@davidcraig9538
9 ай бұрын
2023 ma guy
2.42 FUCKIN SHARKKKKK !!!!!! never gets old
Funniest man on the planet.. class...
THE BEST !!
Legend!
looooool,on 1986,i was 5 years old,wow funny
so remember this from the 80's
funniest guy of all time
Gratest ever
he's great. And yeah, it's true about the box jellyfish - vinegar is the way to stop it. Love the bit about he blue ringed octopus!
Genius!!!
BRILLIANT
Man he's so funny ..lmao
I almost choked on my peice watching this
@melciveng
7 жыл бұрын
Shumaa1 A piece n square slice sausage with a totty scone on top and HP sauce :)
Funniest man ever.
There's actually a couple of minutes missing at the beginning, when Billy comes on and says into a mic, "Can ya hear me?" The audience yells "YES!" He goes to another mike Stage Left and silently mouths, "Can ya hear me?" The audience is quiet Then he leans in and says, quite clearly, "Ya fucking wankers!" A most reprehensible, filthy-mouthed, honest, acute, clever and gut-wrenchingly, side-splittingly entertaining comedian. A wonderfully passionate, descriptive, romantic and natural TV presenter. But most of all.. above all.. a loyal, loving husband, dad and friend to many. Billy C is. and Freddie M was, combined, the greatest pair of talents of the 80's and beyond.
classic
Waite'l ya here this..just love billy
Actually. I am a Billy Connolly fan. I went to the states ten years ago. I became acquainted with George Carlin's material. They did share a lot of stuff. Different style but very funny.
Classic 😂😂😂
lmao! i love billy!
I laughed so hard that i shat
Hahah what a legend
its billys brutal honesty aside from the great stories i love... he just dont give a fk lmfao!! long live the big yin!! :D
I can top that - my cousins had a pet tarantula, it died just two years ago :) I used to feed it weekly.
He still cracks me up. And to answer, yes, there are plenty of people bored enough to annoy a spider. I’ve known people to keep huntsmans as pets. Don’t care if they don’t bite ppl, they could if they wanted to and they’re terrifying
I live in Queensland, Australia... all of this is this is so fucking true. Huntsmen? Stingers. Steve Erwin anyone???
@michaelmurray3800
4 жыл бұрын
@aussiefaraday surprised he didn't add the croc to finish off the routine.
Always makes me laugh ❤
Check out the Christmas dinner video, boys. Genuine, genial, genius.
Classic Connolly...... Funny as fuck.....
More great things from the Big Yin!
It was my own flipper PMSL
woop luv the BIG YIN ^^
HE HAS DONE SO WELL
The holiday camp but gets me every time lol... #standupking
Potatoes of the Night!
In Australia we annoy spiders 👍😊
OH Bill! Billy, Billy, Billy. Me grand broghyme. nae another like ye.
Pale Blue Scottish Person. HBO. Hilarious. If you haven't seen it; do it!
Reply to andy666atreus: It's from the very first comic relief. I've done a quick search for a retail copy but the only place I found it was second hand on ebay. The full title is "comic relief utterly utterly rude video live". (VHS tape, afaik never released on DVD).
i dont know im scottish and its sunny now
SHARK!!
Help people as long as does me good.
Dylan Moran is a derivative comic, and he has been quoted saying: "the reason I am a derivative comic, is that all of the people in my form of comedy have derived it from Billy Connolly" ...
Allow me to translate: "I'M GOING GET OUT OF THE WATER!! CAN'T YOU FUCKING HEAR THE SIREN THERE'S A FUCKING BIG FISH BEHIND YOU!!!"
32 people lost their funny bones
My ain wee daddy had a similar reaction was he was stationed in Singapore in the late 1950s. He said he'd never swum so fast when he saw fins cutting the surface of the water. Dolphins. He was young and English and a long way from home.
ok I just laughed and choked on my drink, then threw up.... lol
very funny, i laughed
That's a strange shirt really. ;o Funny guy though. Genius :D
Townsville is my ol home town. what he say's is true. stingers are bastards. got tickets to see him next year!
I've just checked the tape that this clip came from and it says "1986" so we were both wrong.
Hahahahah ffs Billy, daaang hes funny man! "We all swim with a bottle of vinigear" :D hahahah
2023
♥️🍁🤗🐘🇨🇦
dear daughter's laughing so hard :))