A giant of comedy!

As they say. "People don't give offence. But, a lot of people decide to 'take' offence" Love this man.❤❤

@mattvideoeditor

Ай бұрын

Thats not true, I often give offence.

@dondoodat

Ай бұрын

Some people do go out of their way to be offensive. Blaming their victims is mere cowardice on their part.

@armandbourque2468

Ай бұрын

Oh, no. I definitely give offense to people i cannot respect.

@veganath

Ай бұрын

@@dondoodat*_"people do go out of their way to be offensive"_* but it is a choice to take it, but why would you allow some one else's utterances to control & manipulate you into relinquishing your joy & happiness in life, that would be silly, a sign of a lack of wisdom in society of nurturing love, compassion & kindness.

@dondoodat

Ай бұрын

@@veganath So go and ridicule a disabled child. When they burst into tears, you'll know it was their fault, not yours. Am I misunderstanding your point, or are you ?

Actually, the condom on the sauce bottle makes perfect sense. After all it was a condement bottle!

The video cut the joke off, but my favourite part is one of the other bullet points in that leaflet that said, “why not come out of a window?” 😂😂😂

Always learn something new from Ricky

My nurse friend in ER had a guy come in with the handle of a pot up his bum. Excuse… locked himself out with no keys so climbed in kitchen window and fell on the pot handle which was in the sink. I believe it 🤣🤣🤣

Immediately, I thought of HP sauce… “The only sauce I dare give father!”

This reminds me of the man who had the same problem but with a spud! His classic excuse was "Well, I was peeling the potatoes in the bath (while naked and in the bath as well!).

What a funny guy, not sure why some call him aggressive or rude, perhaps they have some insecurities or some kind of issues

In the mid seventies I was told, by a nurse, of a man coming to emergency with a bottle stuck up his backside.

The last bastion of comedy it would seem. Please never stop making comedy

@shimenone4150

Ай бұрын

except for dave chapelle, bill burr, john mulaney, jim jeffries and and anthony jeselnik?

As a nurse in casualty in UK a man came in saying because of the current drought he decided to peel his potatoes in the bath and one slipped up his bottom, suspicious enough but it was strange after we removed it that there was a second potato…

I wanted to hear the other 7

❤

I am going to start saving leaflets now 😂

Where was this lifted from?

When was this filmed? Does anyone know? Is it recent?

@phizaal

Ай бұрын

I think it’s an old one based off his looks tbf

Brilliant - and soo politically correct 🤣

I have wondered for a while now, who is/was the ultimate human being. Gandhi, Newton, Einstein, Armstrong, Hendrix, Jackson, Mandela, Lennon, Presley etc. etc. Weighing up all the evidence I have now came to the conclusion that it Ricky Gervais.

Well, at least the saurce bottle wasn't a live Gerble. Apparently they're a bugger to remove.

Thank you Ricky for telling the truth.. Don't let the woke gits grind you down. ❤

@dondoodat

Ай бұрын

Woke people gave you the vote. What a waste.

He just Got his friend fired

Terrible suit and why no collar?

@MikeTheBike58

Ай бұрын

Triggered?

@anthonymorgan6255

13 күн бұрын

@@MikeTheBike58 you were

Representative AOC has hit the nail on the head.

@elinys2843

Ай бұрын

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@Terrylizard

Ай бұрын

Incredibly random

I used to work in A&E and the amount of men coming in with objects stuck up their arses😳 we used to have a “book of shame” where all the x-rays were collated and stored for teaching purposes naturally 😱

@MatthewTheWanderer

Ай бұрын

And yet some men won't even clean their own assholes properly because they think sticking anything in there at all makes them gay, lol.

@elizabethmcloughlin1984

Ай бұрын

For many years I worked in a research department of a leading British university medical school. I used to laugh at the stories the medical students told me about men, bottles and anuses, but they were all true.