Ricky’s best statement was ‘destroy religious books and in a 1000 years they will come back different, destroy science books and in a 1000 years they will come back the same’ profound but yet so simple.

@lawrence1318

Жыл бұрын

But he's wrong. So it's not profound.

@starfishk6571

Жыл бұрын

@@lawrence1318 could you explain

@starfishk6571

Жыл бұрын

​@@lawrence1318 I think you're getting the "science is always revising its ideas" part wrong. Yes, science has the capacity to change its ideas and create new hypotheses in order to provide the most accurate explanation to something. However, a lot of (hard) science such as the theory of evolution is a lot more refined and unchanging. Its ideas on natural selection and adaptation aren't really changing since they have been studied so much. Aside from the false notion that science is always having a dramatic shift in its ideas every so often, I assume that you're agreeing with Gervais in that these religious writings would be lost forever if they were to be burned, since they do not mirror the exact word or meaning of God. The Bible can be used as a tool to say anything a person wants, as long as it's what they think God might want them to say without actually having proof of it. You say it echos truth but how can you trust fallible man? I have two question: Is it not more likely that our negative emotions and the human conscience is the result of nature's work, evolution, and our brain, rather than the work of a god that's in conflict with not only the world's sea of religions but also with itself (its different sects, religious scripts, and interpretations?). How can any religion be trusted if everyone is so confidently devoted to their own religion while they think that everyone else is living a lie? My confidence in the nonexistence of man-made gods stems directly from people's arrogant, faithful belief in their own god and rejection of others. It is simply the Barnum effect and the natural human need for belonging and explanation for the unknown.

@starfishk6571

Жыл бұрын

@@lawrence1318 Okay, my mistake. If you were born in a country with Islam as the dominant religion, would you realize Christianity was the true religion and if so, how? How would you know what was true or false without the right scriptures and how would you know if God wanted you to pursue Christianity or Islam?

@nefaristo

10 ай бұрын

@@lawrence1318 science revises itself _constrained by evidence_, so you see, roughly speaking, it's like a funnel, stricter and stricter, you have to explain at least as many facts that were explained by the preceding hypotheses, typically more. Religion (which is not about "having a conscience", you don't need religion for that) is about specific believes , most of the times involving details about conscious creatures creating the universe. Now, since there are thousands religions already (that we know of), and pretty much incompatible with each other, you would expect that in 1000 year other thousands would be created , wouldn't you? It's more like throwing dice

I went into a bible book store with a religious friend once. When I saw the high prices of the bibles I said “man these are so expensive! It was published so long ago I’d think it’d be on the clearance rack by now!” She had a good sense of humor about it.

@johnny96888

Жыл бұрын

Its hard to believe churches give them out for free all the time lol

@tjwash5118

Жыл бұрын

@@johnny96888 and the Gideon’s. She was buying it as a gift so we were in the fancy, decorative hard cover Bible Belt. Some of them were over $100! I was floored.

@factory27

Жыл бұрын

@@johnny96888 mi

@nathansmith6365

Жыл бұрын

It's quite a money maker for sure

@Lost_idiot223

Жыл бұрын

I made a similar joke back when I was 8 (98) and the teachers didn't had a good sense of humor

Ricky deserves every bit of his success. One of the best.

@bmaie3413

7 ай бұрын

Maybe the best, not joking, regards from Dublin.

@DanielMasmanian

Ай бұрын

Ricky, Jim, Louis.

Guy's a genius. He combines humour with intelligence better than any.

@jeffforsythe9514

Жыл бұрын

If I ask an atheist if he is a Buddhist he would reply: "Of course not", which makes perfect sense when you know that in Sanskrit the word Buddha means wisdom.

@bluescousenilsatis

Жыл бұрын

@@jeffforsythe9514 When fear knocks at your door, send faith to answer. Jaya Mayer The answer to all prayers is no bizarrely

@jeffforsythe9514

Жыл бұрын

@@bluescousenilsatis Faith is it's own reward.......................falundafa

@bluescousenilsatis

Жыл бұрын

@@jeffforsythe9514 Do you believe you can have faith outside of religion? I have faith in those I love, but not in deities and idols.

@jeffforsythe9514

Жыл бұрын

@@bluescousenilsatis Faith is a wonderful gift and is it's own reward. I have been a Buddhist(FalunGong) monk for the past 17 years and I watch my thoughts always but sometimes catch myself worrying about my future, my health, my family but when I do I laugh, having faith that I am in the very capable hands of the Lord, nameless and all powerful and compassionate...............falundafa

No matter how many years pass, that guy still makes me laugh. His humour is timeless.

@richardcheek2432

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, because no one realizes that the biggest majority of people who be3lieve in Evolution are Christians, not atheists.

@davelaye7003

2 жыл бұрын

@@richardcheek2432 🤣

@michaelmorrison4201

2 жыл бұрын

Dude, this video is only 11 days old. No years have passed yet... unless you made this comment for the long run, saying this will still be funny for many years, in which case, I dig it. I'm with you, it probably will be funny for many years!

@spizzenergi2292

2 жыл бұрын

Ha…cancel culture will never apply to Ricky

@duncanm5635

2 жыл бұрын

@@michaelmorrison4201 over 18 years have passed. The video may be 11 days old, but it's from his 2003 Ricky Gervais Live: Animals DVD 😉

"4 years to get this platform, now they listen; just think if I'd blown it just going door to door" - Underrated joke 🤣

@Goodmentalhealth.

2 жыл бұрын

Don’t get it

@lornam3637

2 жыл бұрын

@@Goodmentalhealth. Instead of going door to door like the Mormons or Jehovah's Witnesses he is implying that his comedy career has been leading up to this moment where he gets the audience into theatre, locks the doors and forces them to listen to the Bible. Much more effective but quite a massive commitment

@davidh7300

2 жыл бұрын

@@Goodmentalhealth. his goal was to spread the Gospel. If he had failed as a comic he would have had to go door to door.

@pj1909

2 жыл бұрын

Whitley whiff

@chrystalblue7170

2 жыл бұрын

@@lornam3637 God gave him this gift. Not everyone can do what he does. I couldn't. Nobody would come to listen. He has a gift and that doesn't make what others do any less. We all work within our limitations and abilities. People who have much...much is expected. He is blessed with much in this area of speaking. So God expects more. God k ows and appreciates all who spread the word.

Rickys delivery and little gestures and facial expressions are amazing! I think best ever.

I just can never watch this enough. At least 30-50 rewatches and it's still amazing

@MrBollocks10

2 ай бұрын

Really? Even though you know the punchline? You're going to love dementia.😊

“He created the heaven and the earth in the dark! Fucking hell!” That took me off my chair😹🤣

@dpainter1526

2 жыл бұрын

Hmmm... Actually, the very first thing He created was Light. You know, " Let there be light."

@Philosophical_engineer

2 жыл бұрын

@@dpainter1526 So there was light without stars(eg the sun) and galaxies.😆😆

@louieberg2942

2 жыл бұрын

@@Philosophical_engineer Well, you know, he "works in mysterious ways".

@yourguard4

2 жыл бұрын

@@dpainter1526 "Let there be light." - Obviously, he created "words" before light ;)

@C861986

2 жыл бұрын

If he created light first there would be nothing for it to bounce off. Logic.

I love that Ricky swigs a beer while reciting the bible.

@daniellysohirka5079

2 жыл бұрын

lol

@nickmagee-brown739

2 жыл бұрын

Double lol.

@jswhosoever4533

2 жыл бұрын

Why?

@mickael1705

2 жыл бұрын

And what was so lovely about that ?

@fatmayo2293

2 жыл бұрын

A lot of bottles resemble a beer bottle. I highly doubt it was beer.

Love that bit about the gorilla in the zoo. You can count on people being completely unhelpful in a situation because they are too busy filming it.

@benwu7980

Жыл бұрын

It's sad, but the actual story ( I think) was about Harambe, but i'm not sure, it being a 3 year old involved seems too coincidental

@lavenderfields2910

Жыл бұрын

@@benwu7980 Ricky said Jambo, the gorilla, which took place at a British zoo, in 1986. Harambe was in the Cincinnati zoo & that happened in 2016. There's another story, yet, that took place in 1996, when a little boy fell into the gorilla enclosure at an Illinois zoo ! A female gorilla named Binti Jua cradled the little boy & took him to a doorway, where rescuers were able to get him. Harambe's story is so very sad !

@oentrepreneur

3 ай бұрын

It's sad that that's how things are today. People would rather film an incident than help a fellow human

As a Christian, he is the only comedian that makes me laugh while making fun of my religion. Gotta respect his craft and form for joke telling. Don’t sense any hatred in it at all. People need to stop getting “offended”

@dickottel

Жыл бұрын

because it is very funny 😁 some Christians accept the science of evolution and don't take the Bible that literally so they can have a laugh too

@nithinsagaram7080

Жыл бұрын

And accept the facts tooo

@jeffforsythe9514

Жыл бұрын

Remember he is an actor and yes he is very good at his profession. Hollywood is pure evil. In the last 100 years Hollywood has glamorized smoking, drinking, gangsterism, promiscuity, drug abuse and homosexuality, making everyone lose their moral compass. Pure unadulterated evil.

@iron4321

Жыл бұрын

@Jon Doe how did what I said trigger you? Would you prefer I was triggered? Omnist is just as much made up, if not more. Just ask autocorrect you theological fascist. Have a good night.

@jeffforsythe9514

Жыл бұрын

@Jon Doe You sent your reply to the wrong guy but I will still reply to you. In my opinion there is a huge difference between God and religion. Christianity, if it was practiced properly, in my opinion is a very righteous religion but to accomplish anything of great value a great amount of time and effort are required and most people today want instant gratification. They have replaced patience with speed as a virtue which is literally a grave mistake.................................falundafa

"Doesn't go into detail." Hilarious...

@feboptopt

Ай бұрын

How can he go into detail if it's not real.

I appreciate and respect this man for many things, including his compassion and that he genuinely cares about animal suffering.

@wildernessisland2573

2 жыл бұрын

Ricky is awesome and hilarious, one of my favorite comedians. It was so cool to learn he has such a big compassionate heart 🌱🐂💚🐣 🌱🐷 💚🐄🌱 Set them free and let them be

@metothemoon1227

2 жыл бұрын

*I am open to discussion,* *i would like to give my opinion, and maybe I'm wrong.* *I like Ricky Gervais but for me he is part of the controlled opposition.* *He denounces the puppets of the elites with jokes but without directly targeting the elites, and that I understand.* *Because he protects himself and also his image, which is normal.* *I will be more precise, Ricky Gervais for me is a product of the system and boosted by the system.* *The current era is a time when people are more awake and know that something is not normal (sanitary dictatorship all over the world, Sweden subcutaneous chip or subcutaneous Qr code..). The elites take advantage of this to use guys like Ricky Gervais to tell the truth but not all the truths of course.* *Ricky Gervais is part of the controlled opposition. He will tell you certain truths but he will try to drown you in the confusion of your thoughts with his atheism.* *Of course i respect Atheism and agnostic person but..* *He tries to ridicule the bible and discredit the bible with "jokes" that drown you in the confusion of your thoughts. So simple handling.* *The same methods employed by so many pawns in the system.* *Let's not forget one thing: most scientists, historians, researchers, specialists in religions and ancient scriptures are Jews (mostly), Buddhists and Christians, therefore believers.*

@cyberprompt

2 жыл бұрын

funny how animals don't.

@healthamongstus710

2 жыл бұрын

#GoVegan 🌱💚🔥😻 🤝😎😎🖤👌😻🔥🔥💚💚💚💚💚🌱🌱🌱🌱🔥🔥🔥

@cudackedees3327

2 жыл бұрын

@@metothemoon1227 what discussion? Aren’t you already made your conclusion with you assumptions that are not proofing true? Btw scientists are scientists because of the things they can proof and at least can be verified to be true in a scientific construct. What they “believe” is really not why they are scientists. So don’t be the idiot that get confused and staring to make the discussion about what they believe if there is even an discussion.

I don't know why but "chubby bat" never fails to make me laugh

I would love watching a video of Ricky Gervais reading the entire Bible! 😂

He's such a gem, what a naturally funny guy these one liners are great

@jacobking3211

Жыл бұрын

Jesus said, "I tell you the truth no one will see the kingdom of God unless he is born again. I am the way the truth and the life, no one comes to the Father except through me." For God so loved the world that He give His only Son that whoever believes in Him will not perish but will have eternal life. For God did not send His Son into the world to condemn the world but to save the World through Him. For all have sinned and come short of the Glory of God. For the wages of sin is death but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord, and All who call upon the name of the Lord will be saved. " If you want to be sure of Heaven and avoid the other place below say the following prayer sincerely from your heart." Lord Jesus I repent and am sorry for my sins forgive me. I forgive all who have offended me. Come into my heart and save me. I accept you as my Lord and Saviour. Fill me with your Holy Spirit and baptise me with your Holy Spirit. Fulfill your plan and purpose in my life. "I recommend you read John's Gospel especially chapter 3.Gbu.John 3v3v22,John 14v6.

@LittleVboh

Жыл бұрын

@@jacobking3211 Jesus isn't real. At least not what you think, read or what you have been told.

@Terrariaenjoyer.

Жыл бұрын

@@jacobking3211 ???

@chrissonofpear1384

Жыл бұрын

@@jacobking3211 And He will be too - born again, maybe. Make that sh1thead from 1 Samuel 15:3, Hosea 9, 2 Samuel 24 and Leviticus 25:46; or from 1 Kings 14 and Joshua 7:24, rebirth Himself pronto. He has massive impulse control and jealousy issues, and NO patience or 'long suffering' whatsoever. Also, advise Him to stop caring what demented, possibly badly made angels like Satan, think of Job - or anything else for that matter. For further proof, contrast Numbers 21:6 with Matthew 7:9, I suggest. And sin began in heaven - most improbably. Seems like something fell short there - maybe even design intent.

"He made it up" ...that's everything ...brilliant 😂

Do you know how hard it is to do stand-up comedy without yelling? I recall Chris Rock saying that most stand-ups are basically yelling and repeating themselves going "ahhhh, laugh at my joke!" Gervais is so good at just talking and being subtle. Such a skill.

@colindonington6568

8 ай бұрын

Yes, I agree. There seems a lot of anger and bile that these standups have the great privilege of being able to vomit. By the way, Christians don't worship the Bible but the one it reveals - the Christ who loves us.

@michaeloconnor1281

7 ай бұрын

Sounds gay.

@chrissonofpear1384

6 ай бұрын

Ah, I see. So, the Bible does NOT reveal, the other god, then? The one, say, in 2 Samuel 24? Or in, Deuteronomy 28:53? Also, if I may: what does 'predraw and predestinate' mean?@@colindonington6568

@lmads8023

5 ай бұрын

The yelling is just American comedy

@redreuben5260

5 ай бұрын

@@lmads8023it’s just American Woohoo USA USA USA !

Ricky is one of the funniest humans to ever exist. I love love love him and would give me left arm to see him live. More laughter, can't get enough of it.

@DannyBoy777777

Жыл бұрын

What's the funniest animal then?

@johngurvan8279

Жыл бұрын

@@DannyBoy777777 the one that makes you laugh

@DannyBoy777777

Жыл бұрын

@@johngurvan8279 you've not understood the question...

@johngurvan8279

Жыл бұрын

@@DannyBoy777777 probably not, but its still a good answer.

@DannyBoy777777

Жыл бұрын

@@johngurvan8279 It didn't answer the question.

‘God made us’, those are probably the 3 words you’d never think Ricky Gervais ever say

@LordChaos2010

2 жыл бұрын

Dont worry he will know the answer when he dies like the rest of us someday :)

@pietro4772

2 жыл бұрын

@@LordChaos2010 Amen. He will. As will all the mockers and scoffers.

@HELLINA-HANDBASKET

2 жыл бұрын

@Karim El Mahdy You mean when he's proven to be correct?

@dystopian2153

2 жыл бұрын

@@HELLINA-HANDBASKET enjoy being nothing but dust in the end. Whatever makes you feel better

@HELLINA-HANDBASKET

2 жыл бұрын

@@dystopian2153 I'd rather be dust than being an adult that still believes in fairy tales

Loved every minute of this. Great humour. Great delivery. 👍

@RemnantDiscipleLazzaro-Rev1217

Жыл бұрын

Tell me that after you die.

@snehashispanda4808

10 ай бұрын

I identify as someone who does not believe in the existence of god. I hold the view that there is insufficient evidence or rational justification to support the belief in any gods or supernatural entities. I rely on reason, logic, and empirical evidence to form my worldview and do not find compelling evidence or arguments to support the existence of god.

@kennethgiles-nu9dk

7 ай бұрын

strike gervais dead

@ArKritz84

5 ай бұрын

​@@kennethgiles-nu9dk let us know how that works out. 😂

@kennethgiles-nu9dk

5 ай бұрын

@@ArKritz84 dont know

This guy just made everyone laugh whilst angering half the audience

@thomasdavis169

Жыл бұрын

Are you angry at being told the truth? .GOOD

@Jusukin_Uokunyuu47

Жыл бұрын

@@thomasdavis169 no Darwin is way more likely to be correct. We have legitimate evidence. This was edited because I realised I put “proof” instead of “evidence”

@lazofamily3293

Жыл бұрын

@@thomasdavis169 are you assuming that he believes in God just cause he made a comment lol

@TheNinthGenerarion

Жыл бұрын

@@thomasdavis169 the “truth” that Darwin was wrong? Gervais is an atheist

@rustyshackleford6035

Жыл бұрын

​@@TheNinthGenerarion he is an atheist but I don't know why atheism and Darwin go together just because the world was formed in a Big Bang instead of literally 7 Days and Humans evolved from apes instead of the Ground that doesn't mean there's No God it's just a Different version of how we got here it doesn't mean that there's not a Devine Being, presence, spirit behind it all

I love this format of comedy. Reminds me of the Rowan Atkinson special when he welcomes everyone to hell as Toby The Devil.

@oldsanta7232

Жыл бұрын

I was driving my car the first time I heard "Toby", I had so many laughter tears in my eyes I had to pull off the road.

@Widderic

Жыл бұрын

@@oldsanta7232 Hahah good for you for pulling over. I've definitely done that for fear of causing a pile up.

Because Ricky convinced me Darwin was wrong I am now an Archbishop.

@biosavat9475

2 жыл бұрын

🛐

@gazalan2234

2 жыл бұрын

Well that’s not Ricky’s fault. Come on bish?

@gazalan2234

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@Abhishek-pc6ub

2 жыл бұрын

So you are into scamming or leaching of other people's business ..😀

@agentsus9681

Жыл бұрын

@@Abhishek-pc6ub And fiddling little underage boys.

Ricky Gervais is a genius and along with Peter Kaye the best stand up comics I have seen in 62 years. Intellect, observation and delivery that no one other than Peter Kaye can match. Both of them are truly outstanding and a joy to watch. Best of all, they are British.

@billyf5591

Жыл бұрын

@Something Something Dark Side Brilliant also, but falls short of Gervais and Kaye. Was good tho in Mrs Doubtfire!!.😂😂

@billyf5591

Жыл бұрын

@Something Something Dark Side we obviously share different opinions on great comedians. Just enjoy and chill .😂😂👍

@billyf5591

Жыл бұрын

@Something Something Dark Side Great to hear, how wonderful you also know the difference. Good for you. I always enjoy banter with clever people. They enrich my understanding of life in general👍

@linusibaren

Жыл бұрын

Jimmy Carr!

@billyf5591

Жыл бұрын

@@Something-Something-Dark-Side who are you!!. A psycho-analyst of comedy??. Take yourself to seriously me thinks. Funny is funny and not funny is not funny. You just keep watching "Mrs Doubtfire"!.

Ricky Gervais and George Carlin make you think. I love Ricky. I believe the best tv show ever produced was An Idiot Abroad. Thank you Ricky for giving me something to look forward to for the eight episodes. I even named my Italian Greyhound after his bestie, Karl Pilkington.

@jeffforsythe9514

Жыл бұрын

If I ask an atheist if he is a Buddhist he would reply: "Of course not", which makes perfect sense when you know that in Sanskrit the word Buddha means wisdom.

@jeffforsythe9514

Жыл бұрын

I am sure that you can think perfectly on your own. if you want some true food for thought..........................falundafa

@starfishsystems

Жыл бұрын

@@jeffforsythe9514 I'm an atheist and also a Buddhist. There is no contradiction. Do more research before writing on subjects which are unfamiliar to you. Also, reported for spam. Now you're being truly stupid. You can't just be wrong, you have to copy paste it multiple times? So we can really really appreciate how wrong you are?

@LittleVboh

Жыл бұрын

@@jeffforsythe9514 in which god do you believe in?

@jeffforsythe9514

Жыл бұрын

@@LittleVboh I am a very lucky man and received the Lord's Divine Blessing 17 years ago so I guess I would have to say the I know God exists the same way that I do not believe that a tree exists, I know that a tree exists. Our Father has no name and no form.......................Falun Dafa

It's timeless..this is my third time..and I am having the laugh of my life.

He would make the BEST biology teacher

To a recovering Catholic, Gervais is the best thing after Carlin. One never quite gets over a childhood of such intense gaslighting - but these brilliant gents have certainly helped.

@prestigemultimediagroup6436

Жыл бұрын

Learn english you werent gaslit you were CONDITIONED

@leadoucet1432

11 ай бұрын

Indeed!

@nigella4me

11 ай бұрын

I so agree with you. I'm 68, left the Catholic upbringing I was raised with years ago. I STILL fight the "demons" in my head from all the emotional agony religion caused me during my childhood years. I no longer believe in anything but ME and those that I surround myself with. I stopped feeling "rejected" by that god when I left religion, all those prayers that were NEVER answered, it truly messed with my head growing up. I now just live my life, whatever happens, I deal with it. No more endless days and hours of praying only to never be answered. It caused too much emotional and mental pain. I learned from my 32 year old son, you just live your life and when bad things happen, you just deal with it and that's that. When good things happen, enjoy it, that's just life. It's a much more peaceful way of living life. Live in the moment and deal with whatever comes up yourself or with the help of other REAL people.

@gianlucatartaro1335

10 ай бұрын

The way you describe Catholicism as an addiction or disease is so perfect 😂 I realized it was BS when I was in middle school so I never got too messed up by it, but I totally understand and sympathize with those who had their lives ruined by it… Sorry for your loss 😬😅

@user-xw1he5si7c

10 ай бұрын

​@@nigella4me ....wow..youve really put in a nutshell what ive been trying to realise has to be the truth..i was raised as catholic and sometimes its hard to rid yourself of the shackles of fear and bad things which may happen if you STRAY..everyone is destined for the same and there aint nothing anybody can do to change it..

"That's everything. Let's have a look!💡 Brilliant!"😂😂😂❤

This guy is a riot! I should watch more of his comedy routines.

@jeffforsythe9514

Жыл бұрын

If I ask an atheist if he is a Buddhist he would reply: "Of course not", which makes perfect sense when you know that in Sanskrit the word Buddha means wisdom.

@ellisanstee7720

Жыл бұрын

@@jeffforsythe9514 why do you keep commenting this

@jeffforsythe9514

Жыл бұрын

@@ellisanstee7720 You are like so many others, the truth irritates you.

"Lucky I didn't blow it going door to door" hahaha

I admit, I only recently became aware of Ricky. I believe you are genius.

@Thenesrookie

Жыл бұрын

You've got to check out the old XFM/RG Podcasts. They're amazing

@richardgallagher4880

Жыл бұрын

A guy called Kevin only recently heard of Gervais?🤔😐

@LiveFreeOrDie2A

Жыл бұрын

The last 15 years or so, were you… in prison?.. lost at sea?.. kidnapped chained in a basement.. a coma?..

@markfox1545

11 ай бұрын

Who, me?

He could do everything every chapter in the bible and I'd watch it!

@christinevanduuren5014

9 ай бұрын

That would be great. Just imagine Ricky telling the stories. It would be so funny.

Dont you find it funny that the audience went completely quite when he started reading 🤣 😂

@eddyeldridge7427

2 жыл бұрын

Because that's how comedy works. Comedian tells the set up, then the punchline, then the audience laughs. The bible is the set up.

@itookallthenames

2 жыл бұрын

Like he’s a preacher hehe

@GABBY8482

2 жыл бұрын

Shhhh....you in church

@marcinwojtowicz2417

2 жыл бұрын

The Bible is Book which one was write down by God it is proof by Ivan Panin.

@eliasvonbrille

2 жыл бұрын

No really? You think they would just talk and brabbel and laugh loudly while he is reading something? Doesn't matter if the Bible or whatever. That's not how it works. That's why comedians usually leave pauses after jokes so they don't have to talk over the loud audience as much. It's common sense dude

"i'm playing with a tyre i'm not shaggin that" 🤣

Absolutely love his humour 😂🤣🤣🤣

" 'In the beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth' ... doesn't go into detail." 😄

@wordforever117

Жыл бұрын

Hahaha true it doesn't but the reason for even stating this line in Genesis is because it is directed at an audience of people who worshiped the earth and thought that it was divine. The statement, "God created the heavens and the earth" is there to refute that claim and that claim only. Context is always useful to understanding, but it is not as funny in a comedy setting I suppose!

@ryangarber7180

Жыл бұрын

God doesn't need to go into any more detail than that.. it explains the universe's creation better than anyone else can because it is the word of God

@XootrFoot

Жыл бұрын

Big Bang definition: The universe began with every speck of its energy jammed into a very tiny point. This extremely dense point exploded with unimaginable force, creating matter and propelling it outward to make the billions of galaxies of our vast universe. That’s great, but no professor could ever answer my simple questions. I was a very earnest atheist (as opposed to a God hater) and wanted valid scientific proofs. Where did that initial massive energy come from? How does an explosion of energy CREATE matter? If the matter were already contained in that dense point, where did it come from? Why was that the only explosion that created matter and it has never happened again? Shouldn’t other explosions create previously non-existent elements and galaxies? I still went on to get my degree in electronic engineering, but I consider the Big Bang Theory to be magical nonsense.

Truly one of the greats. Thanks for the upload. Never ceases to get a giggle out of me. Cheers.

“So this means he created the Heaven and the Hell… IN THE DARK!” 😂😂😂

@catherinesummers5057

2 жыл бұрын

No because God is light…

@catherinesummers5057

2 жыл бұрын

And it was the heavens and the earth

@denvan3143

2 жыл бұрын

Psalm 139:12 “Even the darkness is not dark to You and conceals nothing from You, But the night shines as bright as the day; Darkness and light are alike to You.” Ricky was making a joke. Did you think God used a flashlight? 😄

@catherinesummers5057

2 жыл бұрын

@@denvan3143 I love that psalm!!! I was reading it aloud a couple of days ago!!!!

@denvan3143

Жыл бұрын

@@catherinesummers5057 about a month ago someone asked me how God could first say “Let there be light”, then after that create the sun and the stars; this seemed impossible to him. But according to the idea of the Big Bang, energy, space, time and matter came into existence at the same time. So energy, in all portions of the electromagnetic spectrum including light, existed along with the primordial form of matter. According to secular cosmology, matter coalesced into stars, which then radiated light. So either by the Big Bang theory or the biblical account light existed before the sun and stars.

Anyone else only here to re live this amazing piece of comedy

I'm from a really Christian family and find Ricky so funny.

@LittleVboh

Жыл бұрын

how Christian is your family?

@cesariushervelazco8

Жыл бұрын

@@LittleVboh Does it matter?

@sd8984

Жыл бұрын

Do not be deceived: God cannot be mocked. A man reaps what he sows. Gal 6:7

@helium-379

Жыл бұрын

Cringe

@loyciecasey5944

Жыл бұрын

@@sd8984 I understand that he is an atheist. There is something about him that I love. I have just started praying for him. He is special.

Some think the word "gospel" means truth, but it means "good news."

@mosesreed2729

2 жыл бұрын

OK, What's your point? (I mean, both statements are true: 'The gospel is true, therefore, 'it's good news', yeah? And the 'good news' happens to be the "Gospel", therefore it's TRUE! So I say again, What is your point?

@anonymousjohnson976

2 жыл бұрын

@@mosesreed2729 : I do not think that "truth" is the same as "good news." There are some "truths" that are not true and some "good news" that is not always true. There are many people who do not believe that the gospels are true, as well. How do you know that they are true?

@swissystan

2 жыл бұрын

It’s a joke, chill….

@malhaar2271

2 жыл бұрын

@@mosesreed2729 Oh my what a freak.... No wonder people think the religious are backward savages that will take the time out of their already meaningless lives to get offended at everything online and typing their grievances with some weird punctuation. You're all the same just a different copy.

@johns3544

2 жыл бұрын

@@malhaar2271 Glad im Chalick lol cause dammmmm Ive seen way to many wacos! Like the one who whent to that island and got him self killed. I wounder if that counted as sueie. Basicly was

Loved Big Ricky from day one 😜😜

A ricky gervais nature program would be awesome

Ricky Gervais is just solid gold. Gold. I say!

@jeffforsythe9514

Жыл бұрын

Remember he is an actor and yes he is very good at his profession. Hollywood is pure evil. In the last 100 years Hollywood has glamorized smoking, drinking, gangsterism, promiscuity, drug abuse and homosexuality, making everyone lose their moral compass. Pure unadulterated evil.

@LittleVboh

Жыл бұрын

he really is

he needs to do a 12 hour stand up tearing the bible in it's silly entirety to shreads - i for one would pay and go

@beni4366

6 ай бұрын

Maybe pay for some anger management therapy first. It might help.

@robertmacdonald-oo7ux

5 ай бұрын

Isn't that what he is doing?😅

@discharge29

5 ай бұрын

@@robertmacdonald-oo7ux IS maths not your forte ??

@robertmacdonald-oo7ux

5 ай бұрын

@discharge29 and just before that the Qu'ran

@discharge29

5 ай бұрын

@@robertmacdonald-oo7ux steady now - he me and you are being watched by the bombers

He’s put a massive nail in the coffin of the bible there

He makes people laugh without any swearing!

@cureit9161

Жыл бұрын

Really, Ricky not swearing, 🤣🤣🤣

@fly89

9 ай бұрын

yeah.. funny enough he didn’t swear on this part. and he was still “soft” speaking.

@colindonington6568

8 ай бұрын

Yes, I imagine just how much presence a comic would have these days without the yelling and the swearing and aggressiveness. Pricking pomposity or observing hypocrisies should be a rapier rather than a sledgehammer.

"Lock the doors" Perfect.

Sheer genius, the construct, the expressions, delivery. Brilliantly superb!

@iBloodxHunter

Жыл бұрын

He bumbles around just staring at the crowd.

@mjb8658

Жыл бұрын

The guy is just not funny. Neither is religion. They go well together.

@jeffforsythe9514

Жыл бұрын

If I ask an atheist if he is a Buddhist he would reply: "Of course not", which makes perfect sense when you know that in Sanskrit the word Buddha means wisdom.

@timwatts9371

Жыл бұрын

@@jeffforsythe9514 It’s sad that you thought that lame sneering was clever. It was especially tragic and stupid considering that there are atheist Buddhists.

@kilbyish

Жыл бұрын

@@jeffforsythe9514 how about posting something original?

How the hell a genius comedy intellect like Gervais lay undiscovered for almost 40 years, is incredible !

@sherryg234

Жыл бұрын

Thank God he was “discovered” while still alive.

@nirabob6131

Жыл бұрын

Undiscovered by who?

@trishlangford5773

11 ай бұрын

Er no he wasn't undiscovered in Britain. It just took America a bit longer

@meurer13daniel

10 ай бұрын

@@nirabob6131 by everyone, he became famous when The Office aired

@Ian-mj4pt

8 ай бұрын

Hes been around for ages

LOVE Ricky. Never fails to make me howl with laughter, especially when hosting major awards shows! I love how unapologetic he is about his views...☺☺☺

Ricky Gervais had me ROFL 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 the entire time. Way to go! "Ricky Gervais" 💥💥

@Soul_404.

Жыл бұрын

ROFL? Now that’s a new one

His timing is outstanding. I tried to copy this sketch … I was worthless

One of if not thee best comedians ever

I can’t tell if this is comedy, or just a really good sermon.

@ArKritz84

Жыл бұрын

Really?

@robinhood480

Жыл бұрын

Both. A comedic approach used in preaching against Christ.

@ArKritz84

Жыл бұрын

@@robinhood480 If he did, don't you think he'd mention him?

@dreammaker9642

6 ай бұрын

It’s called irony and it is beautiful

@schiiirm

4 ай бұрын

It's a good deliverance of his thoughts in the form of a joke

Ricky Gervais, such a very unique comedian !

@nickwells5567

Жыл бұрын

There's no such thing as very unique. You're either unique or you aren't.

@jeffforsythe9514

Жыл бұрын

If I ask an atheist if he is a Buddhist he would reply: "Of course not", which makes perfect sense when you know that in Sanskrit the word Buddha means wisdom.

@kilbyish

Жыл бұрын

@@jeffforsythe9514 grow up

@jeffforsythe9514

Жыл бұрын

@@kilbyish I am over 6 feet tall and at 73 I probably won't grow much taller. Wisdom is found only through suffering so have a bad day. One gains when one loses, not when one wins. That is exactly what Jesus meant when He said that it is greater to give than to receive, good luck.

@kilbyish

Жыл бұрын

@@jeffforsythe9514 I gain the same insight from enlightenment philosophers, alongside "christian" philosophers. Fairly sure I heard the same thing from my pastor when I was a Christian....

Ricky is a genius!

This show is so brilliant, you have to watch the whole thing. Find it somewhere.

"and God said let there be light and there was light. huh? isn't that brilliant?" I see what you did there, cheeky ricky 😆

Thank you 🙏 Universal Comedy

By the end of this Lecture And it is a Lecture That's brilliant

@schiiirm

4 ай бұрын

It's comedy but there's a big ounce of opinion. All for it

Ricky is hilarious and makes so much sense. He's a comic genius. 😊

Amazingly talented man 👨 👏

He should do the whole bible. Gets really good at the end.

@cr4zyviking345

Жыл бұрын

GOD bless your soul

@darrellwalker8541

Жыл бұрын

Whether is good or not depends on the choices you've made.

@wordforever117

Жыл бұрын

You mean The Book of Revelation?

@dreammaker9642

6 ай бұрын

Only so much one can set aside for fiction 😂 even if it’d be hilarious

Love his facial expressions n casual , real n yet sarcastic n cynical fact points n delivery on his pieces. Outstanding, Bro 🕶️🤙 , 🏆

@leekenyon8705

Жыл бұрын

Natural selection is not perfectly accurate. Anything that influences the selection process or keeps a organism from production is going to have a impact on the species Gene pool and its changes that can add up including death by the climate, predators , wars, religion , beliefs, behaviors, science , crime or being to undesirable as a mate and limited understand of such a ideal of selective breeding has existed in Europe during and before the rise of Christianity, The big jump being with enough changes you have a new species. The ideal with enough changes in a species you can turn a dog into a man would of been considered insane.

I've watched this gig a few times and it's always funny!

@idiotology5568

Жыл бұрын

Wait....you watched something you've found funny before and it's still funny? I envy you.

@MrSaemichlaus

Жыл бұрын

@@idiotology5568 It never gets old.

Bible believing Chrisitan here. This is freaking helerious. Re-watch this all the time. Thanks Ricky! :D :P

@ArKritz84

Жыл бұрын

You can laugh, but a lot of people believe that this is literally true, and not just literary devices of the time.

This is intellectual humour!! It’s not some cheap dig at religion!!

Love Ricky!!! Keep on keepin' on mate!!!

@anonymousjohnson976

2 жыл бұрын

I like Ricky too and he also looks somewhat like actor, Ray Milland.

@henkackermann9986

2 жыл бұрын

@Amanda , what's to love about him ? He's dragging you through the sewer. Don't you smell it on your skin ?

@anonymousjohnson976

2 жыл бұрын

@@henkackermann9986 : The "sewer" comes from the bible, Henk. Thomas Paine said: "Whenever we read the obscene stories, the debaucheries, the cruel and torturous executions, the unrelenting vindictiveness with which more than half of the Bible is filled, it would be more consistent that we call it the word of wickedness than the word of a loving god. It is a history of wickedness that has served to corrupt and brutalize mankind."

@henkackermann9986

2 жыл бұрын

@@anonymousjohnson976 , do want to talk about Hitler , Stalin , PolPot , Mao Se Dong , the British empire's and muslim governments torture's , murder and starvation of nations and their own people ?

@anonymousjohnson976

2 жыл бұрын

@@henkackermann9986 : Somehow I knew you would bring those people up. Yes, they were atheist and murdered people, because they wanted power. Now, let's discuss the christian wars, Henk. 1. The massacre in Rwanda, 800,000 dead in 100 days, mostly christians killing christians. 2. Two World Wars started by theists (Germany, Czarist Russia, Japan, Italy (90 million dead in 10 years). 3. Ten million killed in the 30-year-war (more christians killing christians). 4. The Lushon rebellion during the Tang Dynasty, 30 million deaths (not atheists). 5, The 100-year war, 3 million dead (yep, Jesus followers). 6. The wars in the Democratic Republic of Congo, 5 million dead in 6 years (again, christians). 7. 40 million dead in the Three Kingdom War in China (not atheists). 6 million dead in the Napoleonic wars (again, christians). Do we really want to count numbers to see who murdered the most people, Henk? Both sides are guilty.

Very good reason to learn English is just to understand what this guy is talking about . He is really smart

It's so true that laughter is the best medicine ;)

And that's the origin of "your fly's open" 😂

There is only one animal (trivia) fact that everyone should know because knowing it will make your life a tiny bit better: A baby platypus is called a puggle and a group of platypuses is called a paddle, so you can actually have a paddle of puggles! If picturing this doesn't make you smile at least a little bit, I don't care to know you!

@himwhoisnottobenamed5427

Жыл бұрын

I just got back from the Dentist, but I’m smiling on the inside. 🙂

@Jatc93

Жыл бұрын

poof

@clarabelle777

Жыл бұрын

💜

@kristir1262

Жыл бұрын

Aww. That is so cute

@oggyoggy1299

Жыл бұрын

And I’d not want to know a person who would bother writing that.

I can really recommend a film classic, based on a real event and court case about this subject with Spencer Tracy in one of the lead roles, called 'Inherit The Wind'.

@anonymousjohnson976

2 жыл бұрын

That was a great movie!

@impalamama7302

2 жыл бұрын

"Based on real event" is operative words. The Scopes Monkey Trial was setup all long along to sensationalize the "Progressive Modern Age" of secular humanism vs old fogey 19th century Victorian religion. But trial was yellow journalism from beginning to end. Good movie though.

@consimjim8271

2 жыл бұрын

It's an amazing movie one of my favorites. Just the sheer acting in that movie is impressive.

@kashatnick

2 жыл бұрын

@@impalamama7302 Yep, fictional mythology by those who no longer even believe it themselves, once it became obvious that diversity was inequality defined they became creationists again, all the atheist/skeptics went silent on evolution once the implications became inconvenient. And to top it off Gervais like most of his ilk has no children, so do they really believe in evolution in a way that matters? Nope, and that is the final joke.

@junkybabes

2 жыл бұрын

@@kashatnick hmn.

0:33 That eye roll 😂😂

Absolutely brilliant 😂

“How fucked are you that you cant get a real sheep” 🤣

I would watch all the Ricky Gervais narrated animal documentaries!

That was fun and all. Now, do it with the 'Peaceful' book 😂

@ArKritz84

4 ай бұрын

The bible may be desperately boring and silly, but the quran is even worse.

Ricky much more funny than the office ..... he just is x

I was im the navy. Those dolphins realised what they were doing and stopped taking them.

Every generation produces a one off and Ricky is this generations. He’s just naturally funny, a gift that many would love to attain. The ease with which his delivery is attained is quite incredible. The fact he doesn’t need scripted material most of the time lends to his genius. Keep on keeping on my man😂👏👏👍❤️

@charlesfraunhofer7893

Жыл бұрын

Comedy is a funny thing, when being humourous you could risk angering people and they could delude themselves into thinking you're not funny, so yes he's a comic genius, he can make people laugh.

@johnjohn8436

Жыл бұрын

and Patrice O'Neal...

Man said: "Source?" And God responded: "Have Faith in me my son"

@Hex___666

7 ай бұрын

Magic sky fairies don't talk

😂😂🤣🤣 Mr Gervais you are BRILLIANT!!

I was worried at first that this wasn't comedy. About a minute in I started to catch on. Noted his genius how he didn't lie through one bit. I was dying laughing when he talked about the heavens and how they're made. I am marvelously surprised. Favoriting this, for sure.

@ots1634

2 жыл бұрын

It took you a minute to realise that he is not being genuine?

@cerebrophage7709

2 жыл бұрын

@@ots1634 Political Online Activist. It's a hobby, I spend a lot of time doing it. Sometimes, lines can get a little blurry as people are (actually) starting to do satire of satire. So .... yeah.... I thought he was doing a satire of someone being critical of religion to teach about religion....

@ots1634

2 жыл бұрын

@@cerebrophage7709 fair enough

@cerebrophage7709

2 жыл бұрын

@@UncommonSense-wm5fd Yeah. I picked up on that after watching him.

@yeahyeah2899

2 жыл бұрын

@@UncommonSense-wm5fd Hey, did you JFK was assassinated on nov 22nd. 11 + 22 = 33. 9-1-1 was made the emergency number in 1968. And nine eleven happend in 2001. 2001 - 1968 = 33. Ronald ragan was shot but not killed on March 30th. 3 + 30 = 33. Let's Go Brandon's sms shortcode for year 2020 was 30330. If you do 2020 divided by 666, you'll get 3.033033. 3 is Gods holy Number (The holy trinity) and the devil does evil on dates/times of this number to mock God. Ricky was pretty immature to not look into things further, but to openly mock God like that. Really don't know what to say other that I hope he changes his way of thinking and seeks Jesus for forgiveness.

I was once approached by two Mormons asking me if I believed in god, and when I replied ‘no’ they asked if I would like the proof… I would like the proof, I like a good religious debate. So I was shown a passage in the bible which literally said that god exists. I was a bit disappointed, but I was told god wrote the bible, so it must be true.

@alvinman8

2 жыл бұрын

You believe god wrote bible?

@morlokkurak4763

2 жыл бұрын

God inspired certain people to write the scriptures. Which is why the Old and New Testaments back each other up. It's called a double witness. For instance read Psalm 22 and then read the biblical account in New Testament about the crucifixion. It's exactly the same. Both of these were really a thousand years apart. Man can't do that.

@Monkey-fv2km

2 жыл бұрын

@@morlokkurak4763 see, you can’t argue with self referential evidence.

@idonotmakevidsyet

2 жыл бұрын

@@morlokkurak4763 or the more logical answer would be that cultures were shared through trade, back in the olden days and people would have traded scriptures. Through translations, these people made up their own interpretations from the original.

@123Andersonev

2 жыл бұрын

@@idonotmakevidsyet The Old Testament is just Chaoskampf, the New Testament is the continuation of the same joke, in 1975 in the Sinai the Kuntillet Ajrud Inscriptions were discovered in archaeological excavations, in the inscription there are two references to two different YHWH's from two different regions and their Asherah's (the goddess consort of a canaanite storm deity called El within the pantheon).

I need a surgery I think, my diaphragm gave up. 🤣🤣🤣

Gotta love Ricky 😂

The roasting of the celebrities at the globe us his pista resistance 👌

@Kazza_8240

Жыл бұрын

*pièce de résistance Its French

@krashd

Жыл бұрын

"We are the Pizza Resistance, also known as the Democratic People's Front of Pizza, our goals are many!"

Genesis "In the beginning there was Peter Gabriel but was later replaced by Phil Collins"

Created Heaven and Earth in THE DARK, comedic Genius.

'A captive Audience' ...Ricky said he would have blown it ǵoing 'door to door' ... He's the very best for concise humour 😅

So irritating when people say Darwin said we were descended from apes - what he said was that we probably had common ancestors

@mavis3916

2 жыл бұрын

Origin of the species by Charles Darwin,, clue is in the name👍

Great comedy my friend.

When the lord said, "Let there be light.", Chuck Norris asked, "Say Please!" 🤨🤨

I love this man 😄✨

I love this guy. He is hysterical .!!!

@jeffforsythe9514

Жыл бұрын

If I ask an atheist if he is a Buddhist he would reply: "Of course not", which makes perfect sense when you know that in Sanskrit the word Buddha means wisdom.

@asherz3621

Жыл бұрын

@@jeffforsythe9514 Why are you making yourself look silly.

@jeffforsythe9514

Жыл бұрын

@@asherz3621 I am probably the only person you know that truly knows what he is talking about, but you are too lost to recognize that, sorry.

@asherz3621

Жыл бұрын

@@jeffforsythe9514 lmao