"if you've been bad all your life why would the devil want to punish you?" great argument

@plezmybob

Жыл бұрын

That's what I kept asking myself as a child.

@bruce846

Жыл бұрын

He don't punish the lost, he is convicted under the law of God. I agree it's a live topic. Don't wanna text that much.

@costaliberta5969

Жыл бұрын

@@bruce846 no reason texting mate, i'm an atheist. but yeah, i understand your arguement. to me all that punishment crap is part of the same mind-controlling narrative.

@johndurrett3573

Жыл бұрын

@R. R Yeah but the enemy of my enemy is my friend. Rebel Hearts and all that.

@zebsomeone4219

Жыл бұрын

Devil is IN hell to be punished not in charge of it… at least that’s what the Bible indicates

Some people won't try bacon for religious reasons, I won't try religion for bacon reasons

@fezzik7619

Жыл бұрын

Edit: stolen from Michael Che

@guyonthecouch136

Жыл бұрын

Nope I lifted it from a 20yo meme

@fezzik7619

Жыл бұрын

@@guyonthecouch136 I searched the origin of the joke and he wrote it 10 years ago so nice try.

@guyonthecouch136

Жыл бұрын

@@fezzik7619 so you are convinced nobody has ever made this into a meme? Good for you, do you feel better now?

@fezzik7619

Жыл бұрын

@@guyonthecouch136 I’m convinced if you’re going to use a joke online you should quote the writer. You wouldn’t want people thinking you came up with it.

"Religion began when the first scoundrel met the first fool." -- Voltaire

@arthurhager9330

3 ай бұрын

Perfect

@djquinn11

Ай бұрын

How is it I’ve never heard this quote by Voltaire? It’s brilliant.

@ivanivonovich9863

Ай бұрын

I thought it was a con-man...

@damianedwards8827

Ай бұрын

Incorrect. The Problem Atheists have is, They Unnecessarily Overcomplicate it God is simply the Existence of Love. Everybody Believes Love exists Simple. But infinite in Power and Expression. To ignore the Reality of that Is not only what’s Foolish It’s Shameful

@jonstiffer4994

Ай бұрын

@@damianedwards8827 Atheists deny the existence of god, not the existence of love. The Christian god as well as the Muslim god hates quite a lot of stuff... A whoooole lot of stuff!

"Religion is what keeps the poor from killing the rich and powerful" Napoleon.

@oura_borosa

2 жыл бұрын

Nice one thank you

@Bootsystem66

Жыл бұрын

...and Africans from being truly independent and kick out corrupt leaders

@python27au

Жыл бұрын

I thought that was gaol?

@markfarrens7733

Жыл бұрын

Nah, it’s cause they’re rich and powerful

@arlenantonsen2076

Жыл бұрын

@@oura_borosa ⁹i>>>>ii>>>>>

This is the greatest shit ever. Jim is the prophet we really need. Amen.

This is exactly why I love comedians. No tiptoeing just spouting hard truths with a laugh. 😂

@dickharry910

Жыл бұрын

"truths"

@scottrackley4457

Жыл бұрын

truth be told, Jim has never tiptoed, just straight at it. Kinda like Carlin a bit.

@JohnSmith-vm8rx

Жыл бұрын

@@scottrackley4457 Yeah he reminds me of Carlin as well.

@nathanfrancis2801

Жыл бұрын

@@scottrackley4457 He's it straight just a coward. I'd be impressed if he did the same to Muslims

@scottrackley4457

Жыл бұрын

@@nathanfrancis2801 he has, more than once, and it probably got him a fatwa

As a fellow Australian, that was just amazing, for a moment there I thought I was thinking aloud, I recall the 1st thing that put me off religions asides from the stupidity & the rules was we were forced to study it from primary to highschool, even if you weren't religious, & I don't do well if I'm forced to do anything, especially if it was stupid. However when I got to highschool we also had specific lessons on history & I was very good at history, the teacher was an unashamed athirst & made this guy look tame, but without the swearing. One day in religious education we had to do a report on our view of the life of Jesus, so I set out a list of inaccuracy's that we had been taught & why, it was not complementary, it did not go down well with the teacher, who oddly enough also taught science, I thought he was going to have a seizure, he was also a big bloke so could be quite intimidating. Eventually I ended up at the office & asked to explain myself & where I got my ideas from, I said that I formed my views in history class, so my history teacher was summonsed, now she looked like a nice little old lady & raised goats, but when she saw what I was being badgered about she let both the Principal & the religious ed teacher have it with both barrels. I didn't see exactly what happened next as I was quickly ushered out, but you could hear her yelling at them from halfway across the school. in the end I didn't have to go to religious education classes anymore & spent time in the library reading up on history, mainly.

@Bert_de_Wit

Жыл бұрын

Not to mention your country put forth THE greatest stand up comedian who ever lived. If there will ever be a mount Rushmore for comedians, it will be Richard Pryor, Eddie Murphy, Kevin Hart and Jim Freaking Jeffries!!

@seamusmclaughlin7142

Жыл бұрын

@@Bert_de_Wit BIG omission: George Carlin

@thecloudtherapist

Жыл бұрын

Assertions can be dismissed as quickly as they are made.

@bayoubilly5176

Жыл бұрын

@@Bert_de_Wit pretty sure both Jim and Kevin would be horrified and demand you sub them for the aforementioned Carlin and the originator Lenny Bruce... Jim is topical and good Kevin is good too but even he admits his comedy is shallow as hell and almost never pushes boundaries by his own admission. It's about appeal. He wanted to be successful and he has been.

@Bert_de_Wit

Жыл бұрын

@@seamusmclaughlin7142 You're right, Carlin was god-like too. But then there are so many other greats. Like Chapelle, Cosby (bastard!), CK and more. To each their own preference. Point I was trying to make was that Jim Jeffries is right up there as one of the greatest who's ever done it.

“Hello uncle who used to touch me. How did you get up here? … Oh, yeah, you used to work for the church” 😂

@janie5364

4 ай бұрын

Just because he worked for the church doesn't mean he was a sincere Christian.

@user-sf5hc4ro1e

15 күн бұрын

​@@janie5364you have religious issues.. lighten up dude... there jokes don't take everything so seriously.. remember laugh or don't listen 😂🤷‍♂️

@mistylover7398

10 күн бұрын

​@@user-sf5hc4ro1e lol

Everything I want to say about religion. What an absolute genius this guy is.

@rocketcharger17

23 күн бұрын

How is anything he Says about Religion Genius ? Hes a very Religious man just like you buddy . You both Worship yourselves

@chipmarley

23 күн бұрын

@@rocketcharger17 I'm a confirmed atheist , I do not believe in any god. Religion is a business built on fear.

Brilliant comedy because it is all true!! Jim’s a legend.

@jackwatsonepic626

Жыл бұрын

Listen to him talking about suitcases with wheels " that's brilliant

@heartless604

11 ай бұрын

Cant have bacon n beer in hot climates

@kfckillie1

10 ай бұрын

Also a liar and a hypocrite

@jackwatsonepic626

10 ай бұрын

@@kfckillie1 elaborate " you can just keep me hanging 🤔🇬🇧

@kfckillie1

10 ай бұрын

@@jackwatsonepic626 Avi Yemeni, go look him up along with this liar.....👍

Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful. - Seneca

"What is mysterious about acting like an effing a-hole" had me in stitches! 😂

Growing up Catholic, the thought of eternity scared me. Even then I knew I didn't want to do ANYTHING forever! That is literally for me!

@tracykingston9668

4 ай бұрын

Relax, the only humans that know if there is a "god" , are the deceased, and they are not talking. Really.

Have never heard of this man before. His religious thinking, is freakin brilliant!!

@conservos2349

Жыл бұрын

Surely you jest, he is the most awful celebrity who ever lived, short of murderers and such. Avi Yemeni exposed what a lying freak this guy is and ended his career pretty much. Of course Comedy Central dismissed him quietly and pretended there wasn't a serious problem.

@jhonvoyage2564

Жыл бұрын

@@conservos2349 Why would anyone care what he is doing in his life when normal people only care what things he says. And he makes a lot of good jokes about religitards and religions as well. So, yeah, grow up.

@BushDayz

Жыл бұрын

Most of us Australians think exactly the same

@conservos2349

Жыл бұрын

@@jhonvoyage2564 Like a typical Leftist, you just pretend to know my motivations. At the same time, you won't even take a glance at what I'm talking about with Mr. Yemeni's exposing of this freak.

@davidross5593

Жыл бұрын

Actually his thinking is based on special pleading.

His material is “ok”, but his delivery SLAYS me.

The "I'm mysterious" gag is fucking brilliant 🤣

This guy hits the nail right on the head! Awesome!!!

@rileygoddamnphoenix

Жыл бұрын

Unlike Jesus, who had the nail everywhere except the head.

@teena2814

Жыл бұрын

@@rileygoddamnphoenix Allegedly!

@michaelharrison3602

Жыл бұрын

Eternity sounds fucking boring what would you have to look forward to

@alexchavez3383

Жыл бұрын

​@@michaelharrison3602discovering an endless universe teeming with different stages of life development, along with possibly different universes with separate and different laws of physics. War strategy, which philosophies should win and why, games, should that works be based on love or strict consequences? Should that other world have shorter lives that improve motivation, or longer lives but decreased motivation? It's the ultimate long term video game

@peterh1875

Жыл бұрын

@@alexchavez3383 I'm thinking Monty Python's Philosopher Olympics here ...

This guy just trolled half the world population in one take😂😂

@lolololollolololol222

Жыл бұрын

And trolled another half in other shows.

@roguesheep3083

Жыл бұрын

And everyone's okay, and it was funny.

@cb6667

Жыл бұрын

Trolled with facts

Jim Jeffries, you deserve ten out of ten. Absolutely superb…😅😅😅😅😅

@sportsfanivosevic9885

3 ай бұрын

Ten Commandments.

Finally! A crowd reacting the same way I did when I first got told the story of Noah as an adult 😂

Never heard of this guy, but he's 💯% correct & hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣

@kaiberberich1

Жыл бұрын

never heard of Jim Jeffries ??!!?? ... wtf... Philistine !!!!

@toddmacadam3888

Жыл бұрын

Seriously? Go watch his rant on guns; it's even better!

The idea of heaven cheapens the experience of life.

@williamgreenfield9991

Жыл бұрын

You've hit the nail squarely on the head. If you think this life is just a little interlude that happens before an eternity of bliss then you don't appreciate the here and now nearly as much as non believers do.

You take bacon and beer away from me and I'll fucken fly a plane into a building was a hilarious ending 🤣

@raphaelcalado4335

Жыл бұрын

Perfect end right there!

@willingtooppose7919

7 ай бұрын

,@@raphaelcalado4335 Fun fact : Old Jim doesn't drink beer ( alcohol ) and doesn't eat pork now !

Knowledge, reason and precision is a joy. Thank you🎈

This never gets old. I'm totally with Jim on Pandas

@travisreinhart3179

3 жыл бұрын

Found out pandas are bashful. Their caretakers didn't watch them and they got it on.

@Blaine10024

2 жыл бұрын

"Aren't Pandas a bunch of cunts!?" Gets me every time.

@spridle

Жыл бұрын

What special is this from? Nvm found it

@Maxrepfitgm

Жыл бұрын

​@@michaelpardo8403 It's similar for humans in that, who wants to have kids if they think the future is bad for them? "Hey, I'm locked up so now is the perfect time to get pregnant!" Makes no sense

@tracykingston9668

4 ай бұрын

@@Maxrepfitgm If you are in locked up in prison , you would not have internet. LOL

Two penguins walked from the South Pole to the Middle East to get on a boat

@binkwillans5138

Жыл бұрын

They got bushwacked by the press gang and thrown in the brig with the others.

@arashink

Жыл бұрын

And then walked back after the water receded.

@Rob-fc9wg

Жыл бұрын

@@arashink With no food.

@ratheanach5545

Жыл бұрын

@@Rob-fc9wg Along with the duck billed platypus, the koala,and the kangaroos......

@benjamintrevino325

Жыл бұрын

You know the Bible says Noah sacrificed some animals to thank God after the flood. It was probably the dodos and the unicorns. PS: Noah's family was saved because they were the only good people left, but they started sinning immediately after the flood. Curse of Ham. Same with Sodom and Gomorrah. Lot's wife was turned into salt so he had no way to carry on the lineage. So his two daughters took turns getting him drunk and they f*cked him so he'd have sons.

"Take bacon and beer away from me, I will fly into a building", can't agree more.

@dingleberry6670

Жыл бұрын

Just make sure they double the insurance on that building first.

Just love this bloke, genius😂

"I know that this is a Christian country, and I respect your right to be religious, but please know that you';re WRONG!" OMG...fucking love it!!

@respublikas

Жыл бұрын

In the light of the revelations of Jordan Peterson,this mode of nihilism is so ashy..;]

@q7winq7

Жыл бұрын

@@respublikas - - Big fan of J.P. here. Please explain what you mean by "Ashy."

@q7winq7

Жыл бұрын

David Schmidt: "OMG...fucking love it!!" OMG?

@respublikas

Жыл бұрын

@@q7winq7 As if withering, dissipating in the wind kind of ashy :]

@CONEHEADDK

Жыл бұрын

Then he goes on to calling the devil the bigger man - aknowledging the devils existance, and insulting her by calling her a man - wellcome on the Hillary to do list, dude..

I forgot how brilliant he is. My new favourite comedian

@jimchumley7907

Жыл бұрын

Cookie; You call this man brilliant.

@cookie-pb3eu

Жыл бұрын

@@jimchumley7907 comedy genius, all his points are accurate and hilarious, if you have found a funnier comedian, please point me in the right direction.

@allaboutstupid2228

Жыл бұрын

@@cookie-pb3eu there are a few. Bill burr, Robyn Williams, Filthy Frank.

@lisaahmari7199

Жыл бұрын

@@allaboutstupid2228 That is your opinion. This guy is the best comedian out there, in my opinion. His whole rant about American gun culture is absolutely amazing. Unforgettable.

@Bert_de_Wit

Жыл бұрын

@@lisaahmari7199 Agreed! The gun culture bit was genius. He's truly one of the best comedians I have ever witnessed!

We need more of this in our education.

You used to work for the church. Classic

Love this dude right on the money!

@matimus100

Жыл бұрын

Strange comment slightly homosexual feelings for him is ok tho

@dianerogers-ez5ci

Жыл бұрын

97 percent of convicted

@dianerogers-ez5ci

Жыл бұрын

97 percent of convicted murderers are religious..only 3 percent are

Just absolutely brilliant.

As a Muslim the last joke was amazing 😂😂.

@MajorClownShoe

6 ай бұрын

Advertising your ignorance, love it !

@jamesmcinnis208

4 ай бұрын

The last joke was a Muslim?

11:28 _"Now it sounds good in theory, but..."_ 😂

All of Jim Jefferies shows are extremely funny. I can recommend also the other ones. And nearly all of his life wisdoms hit right in the target. As he says in one of the shows: "I think I nailed it".

@canucanoe2861

Жыл бұрын

His bit on guns in the US is hilarious and on the money.

@HansRegli

Жыл бұрын

@@canucanoe2861 Exactly. I love the scene where an intruder breaks into his house and he walks to the safe and enters the combination for the lock.

@alexchavez3383

Жыл бұрын

​@@HansReglinobody keeps their defense guns in a combo safe 😂

@alansbinnie1446

11 ай бұрын

@@alexchavez3383 You know that for sure, do you ?

I went to catholic school for 7 years, learned Noah's Ark and was never told he was over 900 years old when he died. Obviously an atheist now.

@jensraab2902

Жыл бұрын

They also don't tell you that the fella was over 500 years before he built the ark! Frankly, the Flood story has so many holes in it that even a professional Swiss cheese seller would be embarrassed to offer it to his clients!

@spridle

Жыл бұрын

@@jensraab2902 was that supposed to be funny or clever?

@jensraab2902

Жыл бұрын

​@@spridle Neither. The bit about Noah being +500 years old is supported by the biblical text. What you make of that is up to you. That the flood story has a host of problems is my assessment. Whether you deem this to be funny or clever or something else is up to you as well, but I'd say that this is simply a statement that I find to be true. For example, if Noah only took 1 pair (or 7 pairs, depending of which bit of the biblical text you're happy with) of each animal, how will the carnivores who NEED to feed on herbivores survive? How will the herbivores survive if they're both being eaten by the carnivores and won't find sufficient food because the earth (and thus all the plants growing there) have been flooded for more than a year? One solution would be to claim that there were A LOT more animals on the Ark (to account for the ones that died out because of lack of food), which in turn demands for an even bigger boat! How did all the marsupials get to Australia and the Americas after the flood, and why is it that there's no marsupials anywhere else? There's tons of questions, hence my comment about the Swiss cheese. Again, it's up to you (and anyone else) to judge how funny or clever this is. I simply said it as a statement of fact. But I won't be insulted if someone accused me to have a decent amount of comical value.

@spridle

Жыл бұрын

@@jensraab2902 relax bud I'm an atheist...

@michaeljames3252

Жыл бұрын

@@spridle what do you think.. LOL

Life is so much more blessed when you accept there is no heaven and therefore there is no hell. There is no god. No one can judge me more than I judge myself - people should be accountable for themselves and not leave it to some sense of an almighty.

@_Sloppyham

Жыл бұрын

I didn’t understand his point of view that you’d get bored if it was all eternity. It’s literally Heaven, why wouldn’t you be able to augment yourself and make everything feel like as good as the first experience.

@mrao514

Жыл бұрын

@@_Sloppyham because even if you are in heaven, you are not god. Imagine heaven like a celebrity. You can do anything and everything you want, but you would not feel happy doing all that because there won't be any competition there.

@silveryfoxx

Жыл бұрын

@@_Sloppyham There is no happy without sad. If everything was blue, there would be no blue.

@rhyswoodman6781

5 ай бұрын

Ok this is everything I've ever believed in one paragraph. You nailed it! 👏

How anyone can believe in ANY god in the 21st century baffles me. Oh yeah, faith. Well, faith is the excuse people use for believing in something absent sufficient evidence to warrant belief. In other words, gullibility.

@Yamonjonathan

2 ай бұрын

Come on now. Do you want Ai to take over the world. We need to believe something to

@djquinn11

Ай бұрын

Some people still believe that the earth is flat.

@swisstopia

Ай бұрын

“That’s the thing about crazy people…They don’t know they’re crazy…That’s what makes them crazy!” - Jim Jefferies

@criss-crossapplesauce274

Ай бұрын

its not prooven nor disproven, so i think its just as likely to not have a god as it is to have one. now talking about the religions and if any of them is correct, thats a different topic.

@ratscabies8458

Ай бұрын

@@criss-crossapplesauce274it will never be disproved because it’s too ridiculous to start with !

The "I like eating late at night too" got me so hard

I have actually known him from this show, and if not the best it's up there. My favorite also because it was in America and everyone there carries a piece. You laugh but also fear he won't get off the stage alive...

If religion has given us one thing... it's the opportunity to laugh at religion 😂

Absolutely superb and 100% on point about religion! :)

@jackdawson5273

Жыл бұрын

yet quantum science indicates there is a creator. so what are you on ya un informed donki lol so many simpletons on earth

@matimus100

Жыл бұрын

He's a man-child primate

They cut the part where he calls his microphone Muhammad and says it's gay

Beautiful, choked to death when he started about jesus being 4 foot 7, average height, beautiful.

@44hawk28

Жыл бұрын

Actually, the average height at that time was about 5 ft 7, not too much shorter than it is today. And Jesus was asserted to be considerably taller than the average person. So this ignorant, uneducated, miserable drunk who has nothing funny to say, can ramble elsewhere. I've never heard a less funny comedian. Pissed at the world for some reason.

@jaygill5582

Жыл бұрын

For "muricans" in the good ol' "babble belt" Jesus look more like Conan the barbarian white, tall muscular, blue eyed and speaks with a German accent.

@andrewvarcoe4741

Жыл бұрын

@@jaygill5582 lol now imagine that kind of body, but really tiny lol

As usual, JJ nailed it Aussie style😁😆😅🤣😂, and I'm a Kiwi

That opening line. I've never liked any moment of living either. No trauma or shit parents, just ain't interested in the path the world is heading nor am i so self centered that I think I should be immortal. Just staying busy until the end of life.

@pnut3844able

Жыл бұрын

Then off yourself

@rodgerhempfing2921

Жыл бұрын

Emotionally flat= depression.

@abc-bu7nr

Жыл бұрын

​@@rodgerhempfing2921 just playing devil's advocate here but Is depression gods mysterious plan?

@rodgerhempfing2921

Жыл бұрын

@@abc-bu7nr well God is suposed to be all knowing so yes, but treating medication is also a damn good idea

My Pentecostal Preacher brother would hate this. I love it.

@jimchumley7907

Жыл бұрын

Johnson; You really love this idiot? Only in America. Let his ass go to a Muslim dominated area and speak this shit against Muslims.

@_DennisNjenga

Жыл бұрын

you sound like a great brother

“What is mysterious about being a fucking asshole.” Lmao

This just made my day.

Australia is a great country full of great people, thank you all for keeping everyones feet on the floor .

@Bert_de_Wit

Жыл бұрын

Agree. Australians are pretty awesome. Plus, the gave us Paul Hogan and Jim Jeffries!

@polreamonn

Жыл бұрын

The guys at JuiceMedia paint a very different picture of Australia.

@kaiberberich1

Жыл бұрын

@@Bert_de_Wit don't forget Chopper - al la Ronnie Johns !!!

@danielholm3420

Жыл бұрын

@@polreamonn who

@dingleberry6670

Жыл бұрын

You mean like locking people up who refuse to take an experimental injection that destroys the immune system? Fk Australia it's a fascist nation.

I stopped believing in Santa Claus and the Easter bunny right around the same time I realized a fake man in the sky doesn’t sound too plausible

@binkwillans5138

Жыл бұрын

Santa was first for me, when I waited up and he didn't show. God was next after I flunked my math.

@outhousephilosophies3992

Жыл бұрын

🥺🥺🥺🥺 Santa , bunny pls say it’s not true

@infidel202

Жыл бұрын

What no Easter bunny are you serious, no way mate I like chocolate too much

@sandyn3384

Жыл бұрын

Same. We are not kids?

@antoniomontana5778

Жыл бұрын

@@binkwillans5138 That means you don't have anyone to blame when you screw up.

One of the best comedians ever

@openlobby5409

Жыл бұрын

not really

@montythebugman6308

Жыл бұрын

@Open Lobby How would you provide evidence for your claim that JJ is not one of the best comedians ever?

@matimus100

Жыл бұрын

Not true

@matrix91234

Жыл бұрын

He kinda fell of after 2016 but i appreciate his funny stuff!

@kalebseiler8577

Жыл бұрын

@@matrix91234Yeah. I think part of it was as he get bigger he wasn’t allowed to be as inappropriate in order to keep his career. So he last few specials haven’t been as good.

This IS GOLD🔥🔥

Carlin was the first one to hit religion good and proper. He did it in a very intelligent way because he grew up Irish Catholic. When he did it, it was shocking and brilliant. He paved the way, and others elaborated. But, like here, the elaboration has humor.

@7StarsMA

Жыл бұрын

Dave Allen was the first in the UK.

@angeloiodice9304

Жыл бұрын

@@7StarsMA Yes, they were contemporaries. Dave Allen was about a year older. Different styles to be appreciated. But, both helped to break down barriers and myths.

@PREPFORIT

Жыл бұрын

NO, Not the first but before JJ YES.

@ionelscutaru8687

Жыл бұрын

C. Hitchens did it best!

@deanodog3667

Жыл бұрын

Dave Allen, legend !!

At 6:42 youtube or whoever uploaded this video censors Jim by making the video glitch and skip what he says. He said "what killed Jesus would not kill me. therefore I am much more powerful" haha

@dingleberry6670

Жыл бұрын

JEWS?

This really, really made me laugh! Thanks :)

Love this!!!!

Superb. Jim hits the nail on the head.

Lots of real truths there, and told in a very funny way.

@jessebryant9233

Жыл бұрын

For example?

@zaca353

Жыл бұрын

@@jessebryant9233 and @Jose Peixoto Perhaps the "real truths" aren't about Christianity at its core, but about the way people have failed to understand and practice Christianity correctly? Thinking of it that way, you could hear the "I'm mysterious!" gag and think "that is sooo true". Not because God's mysteriousness truly works in the way JJ describes, but because people truly have misapplied it in that kind of way

This is so right and hilarious!

Jim Jefferies need his show back!

@einundsiebenziger5488

Жыл бұрын

... needs* ...

He s brilliant. Kudos .

Jim Jeffries is one of the most underrated philosophers of our time. Did you see his chat with Jordan Peterson? Teacher and student. I had assumed he would immediately defer to Peterson on philosophy, but the opposite happened.

@HeatherGardiner-zv4cz

4 ай бұрын

"Underated by who?????😮😮😮😮😮

@jamesmcinnis208

4 ай бұрын

What is his rating? What do you think it should be?

I found it outstandingly hilarious, lingering on the genius line with the underlying controversial narrative. Loved it!

First time I’m a fan now. Hysterical

You take bacon and beer away from me and I’ll fly a plane into a building. Ah Mr Jeffries you are making me homesick

This guy is hilarious! :D

HILARIOUS 😂😂

Spot on!! Just perfect!!

Absolutely Brilliant !!!!!!!

God damnit I love this man.

One of the funniest ever to grace this earth 🌎 😂😂😂😂

Freakin JJ awesomeness. Too good. 🍺🍻

Honestly, by the moral compass of the church, the god of the Old Testament would go to hell.

@Ejk2969

Жыл бұрын

That makes no sense. The God of creation cannot go to hell, he is the God of creation.

@donnasaathoff1220

Жыл бұрын

I was shocked to find that about 15 books were removed from the bible in the 19th century. I'm going to get the book about it

@andystokes8702

Жыл бұрын

@@donnasaathoff1220 The Bible was never 'A' book to begin with, it's a collection of 66 writings from over 40 different people, most of whom are anonymous. It was cobbled together by men who decided which papers to include and which to leave out - that was decided by the editors who had their biases as to what they wanted it to say. There were originally something like 30 gospels, most didn't make the final cut. They kept 4 and even those give differing accounts of the resurrection. The first five books of the old testament, Genesis, Exodus, Leviticus, Numbers, and Deuteronomy were allegedly written by Moses yet the fifth, Deuteronomy described Moses' death and burial. Any claim that it is the inerrant word of God can be dismissed out of hand.

@LaurieWilliams-lk8fc

20 күн бұрын

@@andystokes8702 Thomas Paine's book The Age Of Reason is a well considered analysis of the bible. He points out obvious inconsistencies which for some odd reason are never mentioned in Sunday School. Easy to find online but make sure you find the full version with the third part. Funny that many versions of the bible exist in christian religions, with various chapters omitted. The Word Of God seems variable.

@andystokes8702

20 күн бұрын

@@LaurieWilliams-lk8fc I suspect the reason the inconsistencies in the Bible are not pointed out at Sunday School is because either the teachers are unaware of them or intentionally ignore them to promote the idea that the Bible is inerrant. The bible can either be inerrant or it can be open to interpretation but it cannot be both, they are mutually exclusive. If it truly were inerrant we would have just one form of Christianity, as it is we have dozens of denominations all claiming slight variations from each other. At best only one interpretation can be correct and the others must be wrong but the most likely scenario is that they are all wrong.

all valid points...

This guy is speaking of the truth. Way to go Jim.

I just love you so much, Jimmy! Perception IS everything! Different points of view CAN be hilarious! You are the proof of that fact! 😍💕❤✌🙋‍♀

I'm so glad that future generations won't need to deal with this those loathsome religions anymore, at least less and less.

@user-jy2sj4ed4i

Жыл бұрын

Now we have new gods

@davewebb9452

Жыл бұрын

I wouldn't be so sure. It's clearly benefiting people in power. They're not going to let us take their toys away.

@SallyWilliams

Жыл бұрын

Looking at what is happening in the USA nowadays... I'm not sure. They are turning into a theocratical state, even deconstructing their constitution

@evileye1983

Жыл бұрын

Oh ya! Future generations will have to deal with the cancer of Islam

Brilliant - thank you

Love this guy funniest man ever ❤

I couldn't stop laughing. 🤣🤣🤣

Absolutely bloody true!

Love this.

Loving it happy days

Absolutely nailed it! This should be compulsory viewing in schools!

@jessebryant9233

Жыл бұрын

So gross misrepresentation is what you think should taught to children as fact? Clearly, you're part of the problem!

@dazzag

Жыл бұрын

@@jessebryant9233 Religion is taught in school and is totally fictional. Zero fact in there being a magical sky wizard

@jessebryant9233

Жыл бұрын

@@dazzag And yet you think this man's fiction should be taught as fact? And which religion teaches about anything that could be characterized as a "magical sky wizard"? Yeah, I think you have personal reasons for fearing God... (John 3:19-20)

@alansbinnie1446

10 ай бұрын

@@jessebryant9233 It was as accurate as the Bible.

@jessebryant9233

10 ай бұрын

@@alansbinnie1446 How so? .How'd you come to that conclusion? Well, you didn't. You just responded emotionally.

This made me like him as a comedian 😂

Perfect!

The man is absolutely true.

I have got to admire the courage of my fellow Australian. A comedian who is prepared in the land of the God- botherers to take the mickey out of the nonsense that is religion. It is the beginning of rationality to realise how irrational we are, we weak minded, superstitious humans.- Present writer sanctimoniously excepted.

@thepagecollective

Жыл бұрын

But if he really knew his stuff, he'd know Hell does not come from the Bible.

@keepthinking9402

Жыл бұрын

@@thepagecollective LoL you going go Marvel vs DC next?

@dropbearkellyevehammond4446

Жыл бұрын

Well said fellow Aussie

@keepthinking9402

Жыл бұрын

@@dropbearkellyevehammond4446 Oz have no filters get the quokka outta here

@thepagecollective

Жыл бұрын

@@keepthinking9402 I have no idea what you are talking about. Atheists have a funny way of believing what Christians tell them is in the Bible. Hell is not in the Bible is all.

"he looks like super mario". i'm dead.

Great finishing line! 😀

This guy is totally awesome.

@litan114

Жыл бұрын

join him in hell then

Religion used to be a sort of constitution back when people havent figured out how to control society, now its just about you having a pointer in your life, have faith in making it. Another reason i dont believe in religion, i learned that religion is about having faith in yourself. Treat others the way you want to be treated.

@mrs.c5265

2 жыл бұрын

FyI "Treat others the way you want to be treated is in the Bible"

@rianmacdonald9454

Жыл бұрын

@@mrs.c5265 yeah and read the rest of it. There is a lot of sick shit in the bible, I really wouldn't point to the bible for any form of morality or ways to treat others.

@thecloudtherapist

Жыл бұрын

On a natural and atheist worldview, what is the source of your moral compass? What grounds your "treat others..." statement?

@hsandev8972

Жыл бұрын

@@thecloudtherapist Basic interactions and relations between sentient beings. I dont need an almighty figure to dictate that in my life. Why would you need source of morals, if you cant understand that the shit you do is wrong, no religion can help that.

@myguykaikai9215

Жыл бұрын

@@thecloudtherapist are you suggesting that YOU need religion to stop YOURSELF from being immoral? Do you not have a conscience? Or are you just a complete fool?

"You'll get used to it. And then you'll get bored" Dude predicted the big twist of The Good Place years in advance.

I LOVE YOUR WORK MATE

Why do I think that Christopher Hitchens would be laughing his ass off if he had seats to Jim's show? 💀

It was said, "my apologies to the Devil, for we've heard one side of the argument, and God has written all the books.".

that final line slaaaaaapppppped