I Swear To God : Nice girls || Jim Jefferies

I Swear To God : Nice girls || Jim Jefferies
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Stud and slut
Being a stud is hard but being a slut is easy.
Dwarfs
Dwarfs are the only socially acceptable form of disability to put in a movie.
Nice girls
Nice girls are terrible in bed.
#JimJefferies #Standup #Comedy #JimJefferies2020

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  • @theconscientiousperfecter
    @theconscientiousperfecter Жыл бұрын

    I spit my ice cream when he said "dwarf farm"...OMG...DEAD!

  • @veganbutcherhackepeter
    @veganbutcherhackepeter Жыл бұрын

    The reason why Jim Jefferies is probably the best comedian of our time: - He comes on stage completely plastered - He makes inappropriate non-PC jokes basically just about everyone and anything - Not a single fnck was ever given Attaboy!

  • @JDiegar

    @JDiegar

    7 ай бұрын

    He's a gift

  • @assplundah

    @assplundah

    2 ай бұрын

    Yep, come out to Australia, we’re pretty much all like that!

  • @KegOfMeat

    @KegOfMeat

    Ай бұрын

    I fucking love Jim, Bill and Frankie Boyle.

  • @keokawasaki7833
    @keokawasaki7833 Жыл бұрын

    Give him beer and a mic and just sit back and enjoy

  • @martil.9058
    @martil.90583 жыл бұрын

    Me ; looking at wardrobe, inside is hidden my sexy police woman outfit, looking at my husband, he looks at me, and we start to laugh hysterically .... Goddamn you Jim

  • @cruesteele15

    @cruesteele15

    Жыл бұрын

    good girl!

  • @Mypenisissmallbut

    @Mypenisissmallbut

    Жыл бұрын

    My wife keeps that stuff in the basement.

  • @Oliviux78
    @Oliviux78 Жыл бұрын

    I hate that it skips through his act. I miss some of the punchlines.

  • @Technickcall

    @Technickcall

    Жыл бұрын

    Its almost unwatchable

  • @chronicprocrastina
    @chronicprocrastina Жыл бұрын

    This guy spits facts; and the sad thing is facts are offensive to some nowadays

  • @ikvangalen6101

    @ikvangalen6101

    Жыл бұрын

    They want to exterminate comedy… wokism for you!

  • @derPetunientopf

    @derPetunientopf

    Жыл бұрын

    Oh come on. There is always some wanker who is mad about something. Fact is, facts were always offensive to some people. There is NOTHING new about it. Its just other wankers and other facts. Thats just how the cooky crumbles. The most pathetic wankers are those who are mad about other wankers maybe being mad. Dont let me get started about those.

  • @Falante-jd1rp

    @Falante-jd1rp

    Жыл бұрын

    Oh, facts have always been offensive to some. Or to many. But back in the day people accepted that yes, all facts or things in life are not pleasant.

  • @nacarreira777

    @nacarreira777

    6 ай бұрын

    Only to c****. 😂

  • @floyd9578
    @floyd9578 Жыл бұрын

    Congratulations on the subtle editing!

  • @williamadkins771

    @williamadkins771

    Жыл бұрын

    Yeah, it doesn't fuck up the viewing experience at all .

  • @samanthafairweather9186
    @samanthafairweather9186 Жыл бұрын

    Australian humor is the best!! Jim needs to come back home!🇦🇺🤣

  • @Tammas

    @Tammas

    Жыл бұрын

    He definitely does because he's turned shit in usa

  • @glennplumb2313

    @glennplumb2313

    Жыл бұрын

    In Australia this is how most blokes talk in the pub he doesn’t stand out here like he does in UK & USA, ironically he’s the no1 Australian comedian going on crowds yet he’s not as popular here as overseas Ricky Gervais is similar he’s much more famous for standup in USA than UK where he’s more of a comedy tv actor.

  • @Tammas

    @Tammas

    Жыл бұрын

    @@glennplumb2313 He's shit in the USA mate. And Gervais is a wank who can be funny-ish at times, but nowhere near as clever as JJ.

  • @glennplumb2313

    @glennplumb2313

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Tammas wtf are you talking about? Bill Burr is the only other comedian on JJs level atm in USA! Louis CK, Chappelle,Segura, Gervais are a level below those 2 atm, Jim’s Gun Control special is the most watched show since Delirious he has 4 Netflix specials already and Feb 14 whole new special comes out, he didn’t just have a podcast like other comedians he has his own show on network tv! I admit a lot of Jim’s popularity in USA is from lack of competition Burr is the only other guy risking politically incorrect jokes but a lot of them are black jokes now he’s married to a black woman hanging shit on white people he’s in a unique position of being liked by all races,

  • @anthonysardena8104
    @anthonysardena8104 Жыл бұрын

    i grew up in London,,,came to Australia in 1986 when i was 16,,,beleive it or not...not many Australians have heard of him...hes more famous in America

  • @zorilaz

    @zorilaz

    Жыл бұрын

    Send me a kangaroo

  • @westbeach8097

    @westbeach8097

    11 ай бұрын

    So true.

  • @ctydecks

    @ctydecks

    9 ай бұрын

    Yeah, for me the same and I love this kind a humor 😊

  • @mav1957
    @mav1957 Жыл бұрын

    Brilliant Jim another hilarious story keep em coming..

  • @maiastonebridge9568
    @maiastonebridge9568 Жыл бұрын

    Brutal cuts

  • @rosannaburt3048
    @rosannaburt3048 Жыл бұрын

    I hope he enjoyed his birthday lol

  • @yulemsee3802

    @yulemsee3802

    Жыл бұрын

    Lol

  • @rosannaburt3048

    @rosannaburt3048

    Жыл бұрын

    @@shawnryan1313 lol 2 late im married lol so funny all men miss dates believe why rings happened so reminder u have with u so u remember lol

  • @rosannaburt3048

    @rosannaburt3048

    Жыл бұрын

    @@shawnryan1313 how couldn't u read this its in his show he just said it

  • @rosannaburt3048

    @rosannaburt3048

    Жыл бұрын

    @@shawnryan1313 maybe shouldn't be allowed to watch adult comedy and clearly says 2 late im already married u can't read summed up words n gonna speak shit lol crazy u wrote me could kept on moving along

  • @nottjohn9418
    @nottjohn9418 Жыл бұрын

    That is so true.

  • @kenmoxley2191
    @kenmoxley21914 жыл бұрын

    True story

  • @SciD1
    @SciD1 Жыл бұрын

    Can you put any video not cutting off every 30 seconds? WTF, man?

  • @richardruss30
    @richardruss30 Жыл бұрын

    You know what would be good? 😂

  • @miststuckprofounder1421
    @miststuckprofounder14212 жыл бұрын

    That is hilarious!

  • @TheLana213
    @TheLana213 Жыл бұрын

    The first second of this video🤣

  • @SasaSovilj
    @SasaSovilj3 жыл бұрын

    King :D

  • @brigittecaron2081
    @brigittecaron208110 ай бұрын

    wig for every one... or... wig for no one......that's hilarious...!!!

  • @jennklein1917
    @jennklein1917 Жыл бұрын

    Jenn loves this stuff 😏

  • @michaelparks6120
    @michaelparks61207 ай бұрын

    Ffs, George Lucas calls a "dwarf farm" that really made me laugh!

  • @giannidcenzo
    @giannidcenzo4 жыл бұрын

    😂

  • @Michael-nq2fk
    @Michael-nq2fk Жыл бұрын

    Lost it at wonky donkey monsters.

  • @rolandet
    @rolandet Жыл бұрын

    Ah lock that's opened by many keys is a shitty lcok. A key that opens many doors is a master key 🤣

  • @joycejohnson7164

    @joycejohnson7164

    Жыл бұрын

    BS! We're talking about people here, NOT locks and keys,,,

  • @rolandet

    @rolandet

    Жыл бұрын

    @@joycejohnson7164 hahaha don't get your panties in a twist sweetheart. It's a joke 😂

  • @joycejohnson7164

    @joycejohnson7164

    Жыл бұрын

    I was upset because that made sense to me which bothered me SO I had to complain so I'd feel better,,. pants aren't twisted

  • @kingbaguette1843

    @kingbaguette1843

    Жыл бұрын

    @@joycejohnson7164 Keep coping. You can’t get your purity back.

  • @Tina-di4lx
    @Tina-di4lx Жыл бұрын

    Censored to bad.

  • @zolfodor4835
    @zolfodor4835 Жыл бұрын

    Is the full show of this on here ??? Absolutely pissing myself one second,then narked the next coz of the editing ffs.

  • @cstepaniuk8611
    @cstepaniuk8611 Жыл бұрын

    I betcha Peter Dinklage doesn’t have trouble finding love.

  • @mdwoods100
    @mdwoods1004 ай бұрын

    :D hahahahahah

  • @legionstark5220
    @legionstark52206 ай бұрын

    Why do they keep cutting out content ✂️

  • @Janpva.
    @Janpva. Жыл бұрын

    Damn it’s cut... what does he say at 4:00 ??

  • @alwynsmit9964

    @alwynsmit9964

    9 ай бұрын

    Bruising the back of your throat

  • @Janpva.

    @Janpva.

    9 ай бұрын

    thank you @@alwynsmit9964

  • @lewisjones2825
    @lewisjones2825 Жыл бұрын

    PC was asking for it

  • @theroyalqueenmab
    @theroyalqueenmab Жыл бұрын

    Brad Williams is a mini pony #Stud

  • @brigittecaron2081
    @brigittecaron208110 ай бұрын

    no he is the australien not censure.....straight and so funny.....not for everyone...!!!

  • @proton9551
    @proton9551 Жыл бұрын

    honest opinion is difficult to find. Only comics dare to say them

  • @samuelcarstens6152
    @samuelcarstens6152 Жыл бұрын

    Censored?? That?

  • @samuelcarstens6152

    @samuelcarstens6152

    Жыл бұрын

    At about 4:15

  • @rochederekmartin085
    @rochederekmartin0859 ай бұрын

    The editing is let down. I'll get my Jim Jeffries hit on some other channel

  • @davescott7669
    @davescott76692 ай бұрын

    Comedy genius

  • @jhuanstabler4793
    @jhuanstabler47933 жыл бұрын

    You still avoiding Avi jimbo?

  • @conors4430

    @conors4430

    2 жыл бұрын

    Everyone avoids him, he’s an idiot

  • @Pbateman721

    @Pbateman721

    Жыл бұрын

    Go cry about it

  • @bobhoedel9572
    @bobhoedel9572 Жыл бұрын

    Censorship

  • @sadev101
    @sadev1014 ай бұрын

    tbh the spastics an be zombie?

  • @darrenbeetson1650
    @darrenbeetson16503 жыл бұрын

    Yo bill I like ya but do ya run the fuck out of funny that's why ya share nothing but Jim now haha love ya buddy hahaha 😂🤣😂

  • @tobiaslian848
    @tobiaslian8485 ай бұрын

    you put out videos of other ppl with talent and think you deserve "likes'" for it. But you cant even just put it out without ruining it with your "editing".

  • @dewetrobertson1752
    @dewetrobertson17525 ай бұрын

    He is sick

  • @becky2235
    @becky22357 ай бұрын

    You can tell history is written by men

  • @TheLachsta
    @TheLachsta Жыл бұрын

    Who’s editing these videos?

  • @Spekplant
    @Spekplant Жыл бұрын

    Well Jim, you nailed it, 2.5% of women like sex. The rest do I to please their partners. Those that reply to my comment fall within the 2.5% of either side of the bell curve, depending on their attitude 😑

  • @bluebellcrushedvelvet

    @bluebellcrushedvelvet

    Жыл бұрын

    Well I guess you are not a stud then... if you think only 2% of women like sex. Maybe you need to work on your lasting game?! 😱😂☠

  • @byzantineaura

    @byzantineaura

    Жыл бұрын

    I wonder how many of the 97.5% dont like sex because of the lack of effort/skills of the other side

  • @stevemurrell6167
    @stevemurrell6167 Жыл бұрын

    He is great but the 'editing?" is effed.

  • @matthewdorcik4062
    @matthewdorcik406223 күн бұрын

    Don't edit art, please

  • @rorysmith2415
    @rorysmith2415 Жыл бұрын

    Rude humour.

  • @1stsampan
    @1stsampan11 ай бұрын

    Jim Jefferies is one of those late night liberal comedians who also want to be political commentator at the same time and end up being neither.

  • @jeffwatts1126

    @jeffwatts1126

    4 ай бұрын

    Says you

  • @Mypenisissmallbut
    @Mypenisissmallbut Жыл бұрын

    Man all of his segments age so well.

  • @kennyinuk5420
    @kennyinuk542011 ай бұрын

    hahahaa