I Swear To God : Nice girls || Jim Jefferies
I Swear To God : Nice girls || Jim Jefferies
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Stud and slut
Being a stud is hard but being a slut is easy.
Dwarfs
Dwarfs are the only socially acceptable form of disability to put in a movie.
Nice girls
Nice girls are terrible in bed.
#JimJefferies #Standup #Comedy #JimJefferies2020
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I spit my ice cream when he said "dwarf farm"...OMG...DEAD!
The reason why Jim Jefferies is probably the best comedian of our time: - He comes on stage completely plastered - He makes inappropriate non-PC jokes basically just about everyone and anything - Not a single fnck was ever given Attaboy!
@JDiegar
7 ай бұрын
He's a gift
@assplundah
2 ай бұрын
Yep, come out to Australia, we’re pretty much all like that!
@KegOfMeat
Ай бұрын
I fucking love Jim, Bill and Frankie Boyle.
Give him beer and a mic and just sit back and enjoy
Me ; looking at wardrobe, inside is hidden my sexy police woman outfit, looking at my husband, he looks at me, and we start to laugh hysterically .... Goddamn you Jim
@cruesteele15
Жыл бұрын
good girl!
@Mypenisissmallbut
Жыл бұрын
My wife keeps that stuff in the basement.
I hate that it skips through his act. I miss some of the punchlines.
@Technickcall
Жыл бұрын
Its almost unwatchable
This guy spits facts; and the sad thing is facts are offensive to some nowadays
@ikvangalen6101
Жыл бұрын
They want to exterminate comedy… wokism for you!
@derPetunientopf
Жыл бұрын
Oh come on. There is always some wanker who is mad about something. Fact is, facts were always offensive to some people. There is NOTHING new about it. Its just other wankers and other facts. Thats just how the cooky crumbles. The most pathetic wankers are those who are mad about other wankers maybe being mad. Dont let me get started about those.
@Falante-jd1rp
Жыл бұрын
Oh, facts have always been offensive to some. Or to many. But back in the day people accepted that yes, all facts or things in life are not pleasant.
@nacarreira777
6 ай бұрын
Only to c****. 😂
Congratulations on the subtle editing!
@williamadkins771
Жыл бұрын
Yeah, it doesn't fuck up the viewing experience at all .
Australian humor is the best!! Jim needs to come back home!🇦🇺🤣
@Tammas
Жыл бұрын
He definitely does because he's turned shit in usa
@glennplumb2313
Жыл бұрын
In Australia this is how most blokes talk in the pub he doesn’t stand out here like he does in UK & USA, ironically he’s the no1 Australian comedian going on crowds yet he’s not as popular here as overseas Ricky Gervais is similar he’s much more famous for standup in USA than UK where he’s more of a comedy tv actor.
@Tammas
Жыл бұрын
@@glennplumb2313 He's shit in the USA mate. And Gervais is a wank who can be funny-ish at times, but nowhere near as clever as JJ.
@glennplumb2313
Жыл бұрын
@@Tammas wtf are you talking about? Bill Burr is the only other comedian on JJs level atm in USA! Louis CK, Chappelle,Segura, Gervais are a level below those 2 atm, Jim’s Gun Control special is the most watched show since Delirious he has 4 Netflix specials already and Feb 14 whole new special comes out, he didn’t just have a podcast like other comedians he has his own show on network tv! I admit a lot of Jim’s popularity in USA is from lack of competition Burr is the only other guy risking politically incorrect jokes but a lot of them are black jokes now he’s married to a black woman hanging shit on white people he’s in a unique position of being liked by all races,
i grew up in London,,,came to Australia in 1986 when i was 16,,,beleive it or not...not many Australians have heard of him...hes more famous in America
@zorilaz
Жыл бұрын
Send me a kangaroo
@westbeach8097
11 ай бұрын
So true.
@ctydecks
9 ай бұрын
Yeah, for me the same and I love this kind a humor 😊
Brilliant Jim another hilarious story keep em coming..
Brutal cuts
I hope he enjoyed his birthday lol
@yulemsee3802
Жыл бұрын
Lol
@rosannaburt3048
Жыл бұрын
@@shawnryan1313 lol 2 late im married lol so funny all men miss dates believe why rings happened so reminder u have with u so u remember lol
@rosannaburt3048
Жыл бұрын
@@shawnryan1313 how couldn't u read this its in his show he just said it
@rosannaburt3048
Жыл бұрын
@@shawnryan1313 maybe shouldn't be allowed to watch adult comedy and clearly says 2 late im already married u can't read summed up words n gonna speak shit lol crazy u wrote me could kept on moving along
That is so true.
True story
Can you put any video not cutting off every 30 seconds? WTF, man?
You know what would be good? 😂
That is hilarious!
The first second of this video🤣
King :D
wig for every one... or... wig for no one......that's hilarious...!!!
Jenn loves this stuff 😏
Ffs, George Lucas calls a "dwarf farm" that really made me laugh!
😂
Lost it at wonky donkey monsters.
Ah lock that's opened by many keys is a shitty lcok. A key that opens many doors is a master key 🤣
@joycejohnson7164
Жыл бұрын
BS! We're talking about people here, NOT locks and keys,,,
@rolandet
Жыл бұрын
@@joycejohnson7164 hahaha don't get your panties in a twist sweetheart. It's a joke 😂
@joycejohnson7164
Жыл бұрын
I was upset because that made sense to me which bothered me SO I had to complain so I'd feel better,,. pants aren't twisted
@kingbaguette1843
Жыл бұрын
@@joycejohnson7164 Keep coping. You can’t get your purity back.
Censored to bad.
Is the full show of this on here ??? Absolutely pissing myself one second,then narked the next coz of the editing ffs.
I betcha Peter Dinklage doesn’t have trouble finding love.
:D hahahahahah
Why do they keep cutting out content ✂️
Damn it’s cut... what does he say at 4:00 ??
@alwynsmit9964
9 ай бұрын
Bruising the back of your throat
@Janpva.
9 ай бұрын
thank you @@alwynsmit9964
PC was asking for it
Brad Williams is a mini pony #Stud
no he is the australien not censure.....straight and so funny.....not for everyone...!!!
honest opinion is difficult to find. Only comics dare to say them
Censored?? That?
@samuelcarstens6152
Жыл бұрын
At about 4:15
The editing is let down. I'll get my Jim Jeffries hit on some other channel
Comedy genius
You still avoiding Avi jimbo?
@conors4430
2 жыл бұрын
Everyone avoids him, he’s an idiot
@Pbateman721
Жыл бұрын
Go cry about it
Censorship
tbh the spastics an be zombie?
Yo bill I like ya but do ya run the fuck out of funny that's why ya share nothing but Jim now haha love ya buddy hahaha 😂🤣😂
you put out videos of other ppl with talent and think you deserve "likes'" for it. But you cant even just put it out without ruining it with your "editing".
He is sick
You can tell history is written by men
Who’s editing these videos?
Well Jim, you nailed it, 2.5% of women like sex. The rest do I to please their partners. Those that reply to my comment fall within the 2.5% of either side of the bell curve, depending on their attitude 😑
@bluebellcrushedvelvet
Жыл бұрын
Well I guess you are not a stud then... if you think only 2% of women like sex. Maybe you need to work on your lasting game?! 😱😂☠
@byzantineaura
Жыл бұрын
I wonder how many of the 97.5% dont like sex because of the lack of effort/skills of the other side
He is great but the 'editing?" is effed.
Don't edit art, please
Rude humour.
Jim Jefferies is one of those late night liberal comedians who also want to be political commentator at the same time and end up being neither.
@jeffwatts1126
4 ай бұрын
Says you
Man all of his segments age so well.
hahahaa