Jim Jefferies: Bare | Texting a Rugby Player [HD] | Netflix Is A Joke
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The delivery of "I know" is god damn perfection.
@LAnonHubbard
4 жыл бұрын
I know!
@AssarksMovies
4 жыл бұрын
Sassy and feminine but doesnt get you out of the bit
@wittyag
2 жыл бұрын
I laugh hard everytime
@jfonlinenow1
Жыл бұрын
His greatest comedy moment ever 😂❤
'That's where he keeps his legs' was a killer! He took the audience back to his Gun Control routine, and then wham!
"I know..." XDDD
@federicoeiriz42
8 жыл бұрын
Thats actually genious, he instantly flipped the crowds reaction
@simonetanzi5103
8 жыл бұрын
+Federico Eiriz and it's not even the first time I see him doing that... brilliant
@paulieoliveri7453
8 жыл бұрын
My mom was horrified when he said "He is a whole man, and not a 3/4 man like you." and when he went "I know, she burst out laughing." Jim Jefferies is easily the best comedian of this generation.
the "I know" is the funniest thing in the world
Love it when the crowd reacts to something a bit ‘risky’ and he says ‘I know’
It's so much funnier after watching his rant on gun control xD
@imakefilms123
8 жыл бұрын
YOU KNOW IT XD
@user-mv6bl6rl6f
6 жыл бұрын
Milton Waddams lol no
@micahtritscher951
5 жыл бұрын
No it wasn't 😂
@pizzasteve3488
5 жыл бұрын
No way
@waterdroplets1627
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah the Safe😂
As a South African I'd like to say THIS IS SOME FUNNY SHIT!!! I can't stop laughing
I came back to see this again ( again ) just for the” I know “ Absolute perfection!
I'm South African and I nearly died laughing here!
@anthonyatuhaire
Жыл бұрын
same bruuu lmao
@user-ff2nk1po8g
Ай бұрын
Same
“At’s where ee keeps is legs” I’m fucking dead! 🤣😭💀
I'm a legless white South African currently punching a black guy and I find this incredibly offensive.
@jayjay-dr9pr
7 жыл бұрын
GYBEHO lol, the fact is that theses events against the Aboriginals happened 50 odd years ago, whereas Apartheid in SA was only disbanded around the end of the 20th century. Did you know that in 1967 a referendum was held to include Indigenous Australians in the census and 90%+ voted yes, whereas at that time SA was still treating blacks like shit, so...
@Droopsnooot
7 жыл бұрын
are you truely without legs or are you just drunk?
@GYBEHO
7 жыл бұрын
Is your real name Oscar?
@jayjay-dr9pr
7 жыл бұрын
Bro Australia has not been around for long, 50 years is a long time in our lifespan.
@GYBEHO
7 жыл бұрын
jay j Perhaps, however we made a dramatic change to the whole country. You however still treat your aboriginals like shit and like 3rd class citizens. Don't throw if you can't catch.
Im south african and this is fucking funny
"listening to Rodriguez", that is some amazing attention to detail
@emeraldeyes6313
3 жыл бұрын
I didn’t get that joke, can you explain the reference?
@basketanand
3 жыл бұрын
@@emeraldeyes6313 Rodriguez is this singer-songwriter from Detroit who was never given any recognition in the US but became the sound of a generation fighting apartheid in South Africa
@emeraldeyes6313
3 жыл бұрын
@@basketanand Oh ok, thank you for the insight. 👍🏻
@Haggis.Supper
3 жыл бұрын
I wonder 😏
@PeterJohnJnb
2 жыл бұрын
@@Haggis.Supper buahahahahahahaha :-)
I died at 'Rodriguez.' That's so uncalled for.... xD
What a beast 😂 and I live in South Africa and totally agree 😂... And his accent is on point 😂. We are horrible people here
@xa25ja
2 жыл бұрын
I believe he was referring to Afrikaaners, madam.
@beedubree2550
9 ай бұрын
he’s talking specifically about white South africans, hence the “imagine my accent but i’m punching a black person” line
@RastaAfricanGentleman
9 ай бұрын
Thank you so much, yes I could figure that one out.
I'm offensive and I find this South African
@philiphenning8493
5 жыл бұрын
Still not the Afrikaans accent
@yani2499
4 жыл бұрын
@@philiphenning8493 Jim Jefferies is funnier than any living south african, so he doesn't give a fuck whether the accent is accurate or not, buddy...................
that Rodriguez line is very good
hahahah that twist at the end! quality
@kurtsudheim825
6 жыл бұрын
rusty899 I thought he was gonna make a joke about: at least they have good gun control/laws/safety than usa
This was brilliant. How Pistorius could claim that it was an accident, I'll never know.
I'm South African this is so funny, partially true 😂😂😂
Impressive intellectual Rodriguez joke, completely went over everyone's head
@kristinagerrand2459
3 жыл бұрын
I don't get it. Please explain!
@ilan_NahshOn
3 жыл бұрын
How can y tell ? You can see millions of ppl around the globe 🌎?
@adamkeane3737
3 жыл бұрын
Completely went over my head , I don't know how the fuck Rodriguez is? 😂
@anandls1
2 жыл бұрын
@@kristinagerrand2459 Rodriguez, is an American singer-songwriter from Detroit, Michigan. Though his career was initially met with little fanfare in the United States, he found success in South Africa, Australia, and New Zealand
@GBOAC
7 ай бұрын
@@ilan_NahshOnhe means the audience, they hardly responded
Whenever he says, “I know.” I die laughing.
Roses are red, Violets are glorious. Never sneak up On Oscar Pistorius.
@formalretouch
6 жыл бұрын
Avin Helton kak funny
@craigfairlie9247
6 жыл бұрын
If there's one thing that Oscar Pistorius has taught me, it's to always shit with the door open.
What an act! Masterful storytelling...
The truth of this story is so much darker. It was over home furnishings. Oscar wanted a new bathroom door, but she was dead against it
@PBDrives
Жыл бұрын
Well played.
@deoge3278
Жыл бұрын
@@PBDrives I concur
This is golden.
Sorry Australia We are Keeping Jim Sincerely America
@skpilot7
7 жыл бұрын
No deal.
@joekaput747
7 жыл бұрын
skpilot7 we'll loan Hugh Jackman back for a little bit
@Deoxy360
6 жыл бұрын
Understandable. We leant you guys Rove, and didn't turn out so well.
@AJ-of9yw
6 жыл бұрын
KingDT2007 you can keep him if you stop trying to give us Mel Gibson back
@Deoxy360
6 жыл бұрын
He's a stray cat. I can't help it if he keeps knowing his way back home.
Superb the ending is quality
I know that was delivered at the perfect time 😂😂😂
His Oscar accent is actually pretty accurate
This made me smile seeing that i am a South African and he is one of the best!!
@davesnothere2879
5 жыл бұрын
Pappegaai51 smile, wtf weird.🤣😂
Great gig made me smile 😀
this should be named oscar pistorius bit.
I died at the twist in the end 😂
Great how she sounds like our Scottish lassies in Jeffries land. He doz a bloody God Oskar dowh.
Great call back that I didn't see coming!
Totally Hilarious! Jim Jeffries Rocks!!
Anyone who didn't binge watch this part by part series or has the full video will not get that safe-joke.
what was really funny with this bit was all the great jokes
That's where he keeps his legs. Im amazed!!!
Nailed it.
Best Comedy Show ever
To me the accent occasionally sounded more like a South African immigrant of scottish origin. Highly entertaining though.
@audioamateur
4 жыл бұрын
He did a decent job
I'm South-African and unfortunately I think the saddest aspect of this skit is it's accuracy. Pistorius comes from a priveleged, patriarchal Afrikaner background and the idea of a woman saying "no" or in any way refusing his imagined role as the one in charge, must have made him see red.
@misterocain
2 жыл бұрын
or Orange.
Good call back
Hes the blade bummer now 😂😂😂
Watching this now, 9 years later. Tickets to watch his show in South Africa in April and news of Pistorious getting released this week. Crazy, the shooting happened close enough to me to hear the gunshot…
Ohhh!!! Faacckkk yuuuhhhh!!!!” Idk why but that has me dying over and over hahahahahhahahahahahahahahah
I love the correctness of the title.
ruthless .hahahaa
Lol listening to Rodriguez was fucking on point!
As a double amputee, this was HILARIOUS 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hey Jim, sounds like hes getting out of jail here soon. LOL Need to come up with more on him
omg this is the funniest fucking thing ever lmao he is genius!!
Oh boy!
Q: How do you speak South African? A: Imagine speaking English while punching a black person.
@brianglennon1546
8 жыл бұрын
He's Australian you racist
@alfiegoff96
8 жыл бұрын
+Brian Glennon did you watch the video?
@blameloki2289
8 жыл бұрын
It's funnier if he did
@fedoratheexplora4663
8 жыл бұрын
+Brian Glennon Nice reference haha :D
@nudegaming6458
8 жыл бұрын
+CLTMX yeah I noticed that too haha
representing Australia well :)
Fokking funny!
1:54 you're welcome 🤣
"Poes!", said every white South-African.
I laughed so hard at this, caught me by surprise how funny this mate is, so much so that it took me a while to realize that people were staring at me maybe thinking to themselves, "what the fuck is this guy laughing so hard at that he's got soda coming out of is nostrils?... Yep, that how hard I laughed.... As I said, caught me by surprise, he had me dying at "I know" that was epic and spontaneous, shows you how sharp this man's brain is....
Ol’ Jimmy Boy tells it like it IS Folks!!
Funny Stuff!
That accent is dead accurate though. I approve
@guydutoit61
2 жыл бұрын
Bro it’s so damn good 😂😂
genious!
Jim Jeffries is fucking hilarious mate😂😂😂
She sounds absolutely, positively f@cking Australian! 😁
Where can I watch this whole show?
Ngl i thought he said "Legolas running"
Oh my god he's a fucking genius
lmao. holy fuck. didnt see that coming
Más jim jefferies en Netflix España
Imma guess he listed to die antwood for training lmao
@JesseG1997
4 жыл бұрын
MonkeyManMods the accent sounds a lot like Ninja ey. 😂
😂😂😂 fucking luv it
That South African accent was spot on.
"Thats where he keeps his legs".
LMFAO
1:53
This was so funny, & then he started making fun of me... & Oscar. I laughed so hard I nearly passed out. Btw, we don't speak weird Scottish when we hit black people. ;-)
@davesnothere2879
5 жыл бұрын
Warren van Wyk well said , I thought the accent was pretty good though
scottish mixed with frenc......solid accent jim :P
😂😂 Oscar pietorious is getting released from prison today
0:39
LMAO
I’m from South Africa and I must say, you do an ok South African accent. Also if this wasn’t all just a joke you’d offend a lot of people.
I am a South African. I like this guy and would look past some of the dialogue that does not truly reflect the male South African. And we are not such horrible people 😄 Btw that accent is spot on ( the white trailer park population I suppose). The rest of us are not doing too bad in the inunciating department. Get it Jim? Afrikaans (closer to Dutch or Flemish) is my first language. However, I can, like most Afrikaans speaking white males, read and write. And in English too! And we love cricket and 🏉. And we drive on the left hand side of the road. Also we eat with a knife and fork.
@k.-flynn
6 жыл бұрын
Kenny Rademeyer it's very tragic how oppressed white south africans are
@k.-flynn
6 жыл бұрын
ashleigh chance systematic means the government is doing it. So some sources would be nice.
@ashleighchance9420
6 жыл бұрын
K. Flynn you mean the very president of South Africa who not so subtly advocates the removal of White South Africans? Try that.
@ashleighchance9420
6 жыл бұрын
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6 жыл бұрын
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How come theres no stand up specials in 2015???
im the greatest legless player ever been LOLOLOLOL
🤣🤣
Fark yeew
my face hurts
😂😂 this is the accent of a old Afrikaans man
Lolol
Its almost tho
as a south African I'm impressed with his accent lol
i like rodriguez and im american
@Stephen-uz8dm
8 жыл бұрын
I like rodriguez and I'm Canadian
@hynjus001
7 жыл бұрын
I don't like rodriguez and I'm south african.
@davesnothere2879
5 жыл бұрын
Leave sugar man out of it
i think he is onto something here...
That is definitely a Durban ZA accent.
It's not available on Netflix
So....where it is?! i want to see that and you were delete it :/
whys he sound like shrek lmao