One of the best TED Talks I've ever seen.

@vorshack8968

4 жыл бұрын

Dude, you stole this from the top comments in part 2 of this video. Kinda weak.

@joyl7842

3 жыл бұрын

@@vorshack8968 Weak because it matters if a comment on a KZread video is original? Is there some kind of copyright I am unaware of? Fuck off mate.

@vorshack8968

3 жыл бұрын

@@joyl7842 No, not every comment on youtube has to be original. There are 7.5 billion people in the world, duplicates are bound to happen. But when you _intentionally_ copy/paste someone else's popular comment for internet likes, yeah, that's pretty lame. And when people don't get called out on their lame bullshit . . . they keep doing it. No room for improvement. You're welcome.

@joyl7842

3 жыл бұрын

@@vorshack8968 What you're forgetting is that people are bound to have watched the same things and therefore come up with the same comments. You're the lame one for being certain it's stolen for likes. Besides who the fuck cares. Maybe pathetic people do.

@aliciascat9433

3 жыл бұрын

Hahahahaaa

This is one of the most rewatchable stand up sketches I’ve ever seen.

@williamsandford8001

4 жыл бұрын

toooo fuckin true

@celticrunes1911

4 жыл бұрын

Absolutely. And anybody, including gun owners, who can’t laugh at this, and also can’t see his factual points, is a complete cunt. Those people are the absolute epitome of the example “fuck you, don’t take my guns!”

@simonwolstencroft6128

4 жыл бұрын

Fuck yeah 👍

@brikke_lars

4 жыл бұрын

You’re right. Seen it 10+ times but I always keep coming back. This is how the rest of the world sees American gun culture- ridiculous.

@Asghaad

4 жыл бұрын

@@celticrunes1911 sure i can laugh at a joke and his delivery is perfect too, BUT there was never better case FOR owning guns for years than current violent riots going on in the US ... a LOT of "guns are evil" people right now WISHES they had one ...

I love how “Kevin” is the universal name for a security guard.

“We all get sad sometimes” has to be the best line for gun control I’ve ever heard

@nameless1692

3 ай бұрын

to think that is sooooooo dumb

@TheNinjaJesusRises

3 ай бұрын

​@@nameless1692 The majority of suicides are because of guns. The other thing that happened in Australia after they banned guns is the suicide rate for all people dropped by something like 37% and men in particular dropped by something like 42%, from 11.7 per 100K to under 6. So, no, not dumb.

@nameless1692

3 ай бұрын

@@TheNinjaJesusRises that is simply not true. it is far more likely for someone to OD themselves or hang themselves while drunk or jump off of something high then it is for someone to shoot themselves. it is incredibly dumb not just dumb you are right.

@TBredd

2 ай бұрын

Explain the suicide rate in Korea

@nameless1692

2 ай бұрын

@@TheNinjaJesusRises no that is completely and utterly wrong.

Watching this again today because of what happened in Texas. It’s just so sad. And this will always be relevant as long as massacres keep happening.

@Braincleaner

2 жыл бұрын

This video was 7 years ago.... nothing will change :(

@pigstrotters4198

2 жыл бұрын

@@Braincleaner Well, I heard Ted Cruz's opinion this morning. So what do you expect?

@JnFTff

2 жыл бұрын

Sadly, still relevant. This should be mandatory viewing for every adult in this country.

@strikingearth2947

2 жыл бұрын

Yep. I’ll see y’all here next month for the next massacre.

@highdownmartin

2 жыл бұрын

Same here.

It's so satisfying when he switches flawlessly to an American accent

@jon5051

5 жыл бұрын

chris c its jokes, ya fuckin soy boy

@snozzlehead92

5 жыл бұрын

@@jon5051 Nobody gives a shit about his jokes. It's the editing of interview answers that's the issue. He invites people onto his show as guests for their insight and then edits the videos to make their answers appear to be in response to different questions (framing them in a negative light). A complete fuckwit thing to do. Fake News and the mark of a coward who has to "win" by resorting to low tactics.

@ulflyng4072

5 жыл бұрын

Enjoy it. He might not be around for long

@michaels1719

5 жыл бұрын

@@jon5051 was it a joke when Jim got Avi banned from social media because Avi exposed this lying scumbag?

@spuddy77

5 жыл бұрын

@chris c oMg rApE jOkeS?

“Ya mothers birthday?! Why the f” I lost it

Australian humor is an extremely valuable natural resource. Just pure gold.

@JackMooney

Жыл бұрын

Brillient comment hahahaha.

@RightVoiceOz

Жыл бұрын

Good to see this comment. Half these American cunts don’t understand our tongue

@Cipher_Oblivion

Жыл бұрын

Pure Australium

@f1maniac18

Жыл бұрын

Sure, I'm willing to believe that communities can bear arms and be peaceful. Responsible gun ownership is what is really needed. In order for that to happen, especially in cities, there needs to be a robust system of safety checks, criminal background checks, and mental health screenings before people can buy guns. A lot of states lack even those basic measures and checks, which is so unfortunate.

@Henofmayhem

Жыл бұрын

@jasonbourne8245 so it’s not guns being used to kill children? Yeah that’s bs bud

I come back to this regularly just for “....and you’ve got Kevin” 😂

@voxpopuli905

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah we know... to be expected from most speds. I’m sure you wonder what sped means. It’s short for special education, ya know the blue bus. The developmentally stunted. The window lickers. Kids with helmets hehehe. Is that a helmet in your photo perhaps 🤓

@zee_bee_23

4 жыл бұрын

Vox Populi lmao that needs to be in my bio 😂😂

@voxpopuli905

4 жыл бұрын

qween-zee may as well 🤷🏻‍♂️

@seanscanlon9067

4 жыл бұрын

@@voxpopuli905 That sounds like you have described a certain kind of er, gun-owner.......You wouldn't be projecting by any chance, would you?

@raybin6873

2 жыл бұрын

@@seanscanlon9067 Hope he never has a "bad day"

"From time to time, we all get sad" LOLOL

@Chowder12345able

7 жыл бұрын

''Maybe, we'll get rid of the big guns?...'

@lawrencebrawn2714

6 жыл бұрын

Get sad? I live in a high rise apartment.....and if somebody in my building wanted to commit suicide......they could jump!

@rainmaker6261

6 жыл бұрын

Literally have no idea how anyone could find this funny. How the fuck is that even a punchline?

@dingoprairie

6 жыл бұрын

Eu he's hilarious, you dumfuk

@rainmaker6261

6 жыл бұрын

Panzer Blitz all the retards love him. Especially his ball bustingly hilarious joke where he says that everyone gets sad sometimes and sadness can lead to suicide. Tune in next week when Jim slays audiences across the globe by pointing out that you'll get wet if you go out in the rain without an umbrella. Punchline: if you go out...YOU'LL GET SOAKED, YA CUNTS (in sing-songy voice for massive comedic effect)

This is kind of sad, but it's become something of a tradition to rewatch this whenever there's a mass shooting...

@AcidWords1

2 ай бұрын

At least you get to watch this funny bit a lot...

I was out to lunch with six friends around the table the day after I watched this stand up, I was telling about my favorite parts and noticed everyone was smiling and laughing EXCEPT one guy that was fuming with a nasty scowl on his face!

@Brozius2512

5 ай бұрын

One of the 10%.

@pokeythescowlingcat6221

3 ай бұрын

I know all about scowling!

@morgan4xl

3 ай бұрын

@@Brozius2512 I've had guns all my life, I compete in both center fire and rim fire. I own two fifty cals, a Barrett and a McMillian target fifty. My safe can't fit even one more rifle and I am smart enough to realize that the comedian, Jeffries, isn't a law maker, just a stand up comedian with no law making power whatsoever. I didn't feel threatened one bit and laughed my ass off at his take on firearms. I kinda saw myself in some of his points and still thought it was funny.

@Brozius2512

3 ай бұрын

@@morgan4xl You surely didn't meant that with your first comment.

@teesman61

3 ай бұрын

​@@morgan4xlHow very sad.

He did say it, Everytime there is a school shooting his special gets popular. Here in 2022, RIP to everything.

I’m a security guard and my starting pay was 11.50 lol. They specifically tell me to not be a hero and to call the police.

@campbelltown_

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao thank you for your honesty

@alfredbinmohammadjefferson4158

3 жыл бұрын

Redhot

@lilbigrstar

2 жыл бұрын

It does beg the question what are you there for anyway?

@tavastian3288

2 жыл бұрын

@@lilbigrstar to call the police, that's for

@JohnDoe-jt5lb

2 жыл бұрын

@@lilbigrstar observe and report!

In Croatia you have to have , not one, but three licences for a gun. Identity card, permit to possess and permit to carry weapons in public. The general conditions are: that he passed the hunting test, that he/she has not been legally convicted and that no criminal proceedings have been initiated against him/her. that he has not been legally punished in the Republic of Croatia and that no proceedings have been initiated against her for misdemeanors with elements of violence... and 5 other very strict conditions. P.S. Nobody EVER protested against that law.

@arandomlemon6707

2 ай бұрын

Ex criminals can't have guns over here unless they appeal to get their rights back, but often times someone still manages to get some illegally. People still need to get a background check over here... ever since the 1960s. The school shooter kids often had mental health issues and wanted attention and they figured that's the only way to get 15 minutes of fame. After accounting for 5 cities with the highest gun violence rate, we rank the 4th safest country in the world. We also live next door to countries that have extreme gun control and they are overrun by cartels to the point migrants try to escape from there, so that's make a good reason to keep guns. Plus... The government is genocide happy and the cops don't really protect us that well

@roadtosomewhere140

Ай бұрын

Were pretty egotistic compared to being logical. No one wants to live in harmony. We all want to live secluded. I think we should have free access to mental health care where its almost mandatory before going in for a background check. Shouldn't own a gun if you are prone to being a fuck up

I’ve listened to the whole BARE show at least 10 times, and every time it kills me. Just absolutely brilliant, and I share it everywhere.

@markfox1545

9 ай бұрын

It doesn't kill you. That's a ridiculous thing to say.

@hendo-dogs

9 ай бұрын

@@markfox1545 Don’t understand idioms, or is this a joke without the smiley face?

@willl4219

7 ай бұрын

I mean its funny but full of anti gun false arguments and logical fallacies

@JohnSmithShields

7 ай бұрын

​@willl4219 we found one of the 10%

@willl4219

7 ай бұрын

@@JohnSmithShields 10%? What does that mean?

I don't think the crowd ever realized they were being made fun of.

@geirengebretsen70

4 жыл бұрын

@John Doe It was filmed in Nashville

@ZackAftermath

4 жыл бұрын

Geir Engebretsen Freedumb was filmed in Nashville, this is Bare

@andyd5038

4 жыл бұрын

Don't really think he was "making fun" of the crowd though really.

@glastonbury4304

4 жыл бұрын

@@andyd5038 nope they understood that guns are mad ...lol

@leechin7944

4 жыл бұрын

Ikr. They are soooo stupid

"Wait there, fuckface!" LOL

@Terrezio

4 жыл бұрын

Every time!

8 years later. More kids are dead and thoughts and prayers still aren’t working.

@Brozius2512

5 ай бұрын

Go figure!

@Mike7O7O

5 ай бұрын

I wonder what that means.

March 2023 and not a fucking thing has changed.

@Mimi-cq4bg

15 күн бұрын

June 2024 and bump stocks are legal again.

"None of you read pad lock monthly" (Lockpickinglawyer enters chat)

@TheAstropigey

3 жыл бұрын

LockpickingLawyer just goes through the backdoor anyways ; )

@AnimalLover101195

3 жыл бұрын

@lockpickinglawyer needs to like that comment

@manictiger

2 жыл бұрын

I literally upgraded the crap out of all my doors. So... I kind of do "read padlock monthly".

@jmurphy6011

2 жыл бұрын

Lockpicking lawyer is why I use guns instead of locks.

Jim has got balls doing this routine in America, and I fucking love it. It's so spot on! And yay for Australia! GO US!

@Cas_anova

8 жыл бұрын

+TheReelCorner howcome? freedom of speech and it's comedy. should be a walk in the part for anyone.

@TehBIGBOW

8 жыл бұрын

+Cas_Lateralus that's not how it works in america, mispronounce a word and they will ruin your life because you hurt their feelings.

@manceanon7139

8 жыл бұрын

He did it in Boston, not like he did it in Texas.

@TehBIGBOW

8 жыл бұрын

Tell me about it!

@jamesbizs

8 жыл бұрын

Balls? Have you not seen the routines and shows that are done in America? What, do you think someone's going to shoot him on the way out of the theater for speaking his mind?

I come back to watch this everytime there is a mass shooting in America. Watching this clip 100+ times this year and its only April

@AdmoreMethod

Жыл бұрын

Especially when the government changes the definition of mass shooting to mean "four or more people wounded." They did this in order to include black on black crimes in the statistic; just like when they changed the definition of rape to mean "anyone having sex under the age of 18," which skyrocketed the statistic. Back then, they had commercials lamenting "There is a rape every six seconds." Now they lament "There are 748 mass shootings per year." It's just political propaganda to FRIGHTEN We The People. Cuz, when people are frightened, they begin looking for someone to save them... and, that's when the government steps in and says, "We're here to protect you." That's how fascism and communism and totalitarianism and every other ism begins. The Founding Fathers created the Second Amendment in order to protect the United States from being taken over by sick, power-hungry regimes that want nothing more than to disarm its populace and use them as slaves. Just like they did in Australia.

@mikefraser4513

10 ай бұрын

True, like the neo-Nazi shooting 3 blacks...nothing really special there. Has to be at least double figures to really get into the news.

I always love when foreigners do American accents. 😂

"Wait there fuckface, oooooh you came to the wrong house buddy boy I tell you what"

@Guciom

4 жыл бұрын

@Wolfreign Valenford Jolly Good! Would you like my wife to bring you some refreshments while you wait?

@afterburner2869

4 жыл бұрын

Random yay I love how I can hear jokes and then turn right around and read an exact transcript of the joke I just heard. Thanks for your public service.

@swagswagify

4 жыл бұрын

@Wolfreign Valenford that is why my gun is loaded and sitting in my nightstand. Would that burglar like another clip maybe a hollow point or two? Only dumbasses keep their gun unloaded and out of reach. Also I don't have children but if I did nothing would change except for me teaching them gun safety like my dad taught me.

@swagswagify

4 жыл бұрын

@Wolfreign Valenford sorry it was more about Jim Jefferies and what he said. Your comment echoed that so you caught my comment rage. Sorry man

@sabin97

4 жыл бұрын

@@swagswagify hopefully you will continue choosing not to have kids. losing a child because they were playing with a loaded gun that was kept within reach is quite tragic.

"Padlock Monthly!" f*ckn excellent!

@sukhmaidickoff

4 жыл бұрын

Great magazine. I´ve read it every month for the last 25 years now.

@thethirdman225

3 жыл бұрын

Just renewed my subscription!

I'm crying this is proper comedy

So many people getting offended at a comedy sketch. Its brilliant 🤣

@Brozius2512

5 ай бұрын

Because he's making good points and some people can't stand that!

@igorzisky

4 ай бұрын

@@Brozius2512its actually making trash points based on emotion.

@Brozius2512

4 ай бұрын

@@igorzisky True!

Someone comes in the house and you're like "Wait there, fuckface!" xD

@rambo9199

4 жыл бұрын

Wait until 5 thugs break into random houses because they know there are no guns and they happen to pick yours..... there is a passive protection to civilian gun ownership. Yes there are places with strict gun control laws where this happens daily.

@Brozius2512

4 жыл бұрын

@@rambo9199 ok where does this happen? Show me a link to proof your claims.

@alexanerose4820

4 жыл бұрын

+Rambo 919 Buddy that does NOT sound like the US. Heck even Baltimore isn't that bad! even if it does get that bad it would be: super rare at best or you my good sir have too many enemies in which case I wanna know what kinda Rambo life you've lives. Can we defend ourselves? Sure. But what the F$#@ does my neighbor down the street need an assault rifle with green tipped bullets?!?! The hell is he waiting for a a kill squad? Are there terminators about?! Most people need an ordinary 9.mill at most. If you were somewhere in the boonies in Texas then MAYBE you can get one but in an urban setting? Yeah you better be Rambo or some secret commando otherwise NOPE!

@StarfieldRailway

4 жыл бұрын

How is gun "control" going in Chicago and Mexico?

@danhennessy8772

4 жыл бұрын

@@rambo9199 You "Wait until 5 thugs break into random houses because they know there are no guns and they happen to pick yours..... there is a passive protection to civilian gun ownership. Yes there are places with strict gun control laws where this happens daily." "Sir this is a Burger King"

“F off,...I like guns!” Lol still cracks me up!

@csnide6702

2 жыл бұрын

Making the substitute teacher cry got me ... !

@dylanpaul1212

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭

@ferise1

2 жыл бұрын

He’s wrong tho because it’s to protect against a tyrannical government

@learntospellpeople

2 жыл бұрын

@@ferise1 no it isn't，a tyrannical gov will have no problem droning you spraying you and yours with hundreds of rounds and or just plain bombing you bright after they demonized you falsified a bunch of "legal" reasons or charges/crimes against the state etc to justify massacre ing or murdering you. your measley arsenal of guns is no match for them.

@Coren999

2 жыл бұрын

@@ferise1 YEAH shoot that drone out of the sky with your AR-15 or shotgun

I always come back to watch this stand up video. Jim has true Aussie style.

@PanhandleFrank

8 ай бұрын

So I guess that “true Aussie style” = letting your rulers take away your rights with nary a whimper.

@Brozius2512

7 ай бұрын

@@PanhandleFrank I would suggest you stop watching faux news because no rights were taking away in Australia.

@BrentonSmythesfieldsaye

6 ай бұрын

@@PanhandleFrank You guess you say! I don't think you would know if someone was three parts up you with an arm full of chairs. LOL.

@BrentonSmythesfieldsaye

6 ай бұрын

@@PanhandleFrank Your so called rights are provisional on you and everyone else, not infringing other other peoples rights, like the right to feel safe in schools and be free of fear living in an obsessed gun culture.

@PanhandleFrank

6 ай бұрын

@@BrentonSmythesfieldsaye My ACTUAL right to possess the means of self defense is in no way contingent upon other people’s SUPPOSED “right to “””feel””” safe.” Simply possessing a gun - wearing one in a holster - is zero threat to anyone. Go peddle your make-believe “””right to feel safe””” elsewhere, because I ain’t buying. (And neither is the Supreme Court.)

Well, apparently “Not a lot of wiggle room to be a hero” now also applies to Texas police.

@kwanman5146

Жыл бұрын

77 minutes

@justinmorgan2126

Жыл бұрын

...and the entire american military... a country with a trillion dollar military budget but they'VE LOST EVERY WAR THEY've been in since 1946.. and we helped you win that one. F*-K the FRENCH helped you win your own F**kin' revolution.. LOSERS, a NATION of LOSERS

@zacharyhustler9378

Жыл бұрын

hahahaha

@doclime4792

Жыл бұрын

376 officers unable to find a tactical advantage

@WakandaleezaRazz

Жыл бұрын

UVALDE POLICE*****

You’ll regret your choice to not carry when the second Emu War happens

@brettelliott4116

6 жыл бұрын

David De Koekkoek I can't wait! Emu tastes good, and it's about time we finally have an Aussie animal that is dangerous. America has nothing that is dangerous apart from its people.

@doubtingthomas6146

6 жыл бұрын

Well, we lost the first Emu war, and we fought that one with Vickers machine guns. Life is actually rather peaceful living under our Emu overlords. As long as we feed them plenty of drop bears, they generally leave us be.

@ethanjohnson8534

5 жыл бұрын

You will regret carrying gun in house when your loved ones in public places gets killed in massacre but you with your gun will be no use but fair chance that you go crazy and repeat another massacre.

@shrektheogre7055

5 жыл бұрын

Lol

@AridersLifeYT

5 жыл бұрын

it already started, 1 car vs 6 emus and the emu's lost

Over time, I've come to recognize that I sometimes unintentionally vent my own frustrations onto others online, which I now realize isn't fair or right, i need help.

10% of Americans seething in the comment section. it's so beautiful

@Brozius2512

10 ай бұрын

Don't bother, he's a troll.

@mountainjews

10 ай бұрын

@@LloydBraun1bro you literally re named your entire account just to make fun of one guy

@mrsiimple

9 ай бұрын

So?@@Brozius2512

@row7332

9 ай бұрын

When non-Americans who don't know anything about the culture or issues here besides what they see on mainstream media tell us how we should live. "Wow couldn't imagine why they would feel that way"

@mountainjews

9 ай бұрын

@@LloydBraun1 Idk seems like you made an entire account just to make fun of one guy that’s pretty pathetic

Who here is back after the Florida school shooting? I come back here after every mass shooting. It really says something that I know every line in this video.

@lowkeyhigkey2016

6 жыл бұрын

same, gun laws in the US make me sick

@jordancurrie7893

6 жыл бұрын

Starach here

@wonder_9315

6 жыл бұрын

happened pretty close to me

@kobelyant9657

6 жыл бұрын

Starach preaching to the choir starach

@angel73921

6 жыл бұрын

Starach here

I worked as a security guard on a minimum wage. I was asked not to engage at any cost even if you see a robbery happening just call the police. They don't want heroes. They want a set of eyes to call the police.

@stinkeye460

2 жыл бұрын

I had a jewelry store near the entrance to a mall. The security guards were worthless and unarmed. The management said I was not allowed to have a gun in my store. I told them to Feck off and just keep their nose out of my right to protect my employees from the criminals that roam freely here. Once some ass hole was reaching into a display case to steal a tray of diamond rings. He about shite his pants when he felt the barrel of my revolver against his had and heard it cock. I told him it is up to him to determine if anything in that case was worth dying for. I told him to leave quietly and tell all of his friends what would happen if they made the same mistake as him.

@rcmrcm3370

2 жыл бұрын

They don't want liability. Capital and the profit motive are clear, that's why the police were set up as a state institution: legal violence on tap.

@stinkeye460

2 жыл бұрын

@@rcmrcm3370 The police are needed to enforce the law. They are a necessary evil. Without being rewarded for ones work, why should anyone try to succeed? You liberals are against an armed citizenry, but you think we should depend on law enforcement to protect us from criminals. Grow up, try to make something of your meaningless life, and try to gain enough wisdom so your opinions aren't bull shite.

@kjbkarl

2 жыл бұрын

I had the same experience when I was working security. $25.00 hr not worth getting stabbed over. Purely a deterrent and eyes like you said. Although I did walk a lot of the ladies to their cars when they stayed back on late night shopping so I guess I made my money and felt like I was doing my job then.

@stinkeye460

2 жыл бұрын

@@kjbkarl The reason security guards have become disarmed is for insurance reasons. The Mall owners are more concerned with saving money on insurance than the safety of the workers and shoppers in their mall. By the time the police arriver for some nutter using a gun, too many innocent people have been killed or wounded. The police don't prevent crime, they pick up the pieces of the aftermath.

This joke never gets old. Unlike a lot of kids at Sandy hook school.

@spencersharp

Жыл бұрын

I'll see you in hell

@ethanschlong4662

Жыл бұрын

Funny people talk about school shootings but not the real gun violence in places like Chicago.

@daneenmurf1043

9 ай бұрын

@@ethanschlong4662 The..."real gun violence "? So slaughtering children isn't real enough for you ?

In miami we slept with a loaded gun next to the bed at night. 2 doors down a neighbor had a claw hammer put thru his head. We lived next to a judge and 2 lawers. This was a rich area next to crack town.

“Wait there fuckface” has to be the most aussie insult going around. This sketch never gets old and sadly never loses relevance either.

@silverandgoldspartan4933

2 жыл бұрын

imagine telling someone robbing my home, "wait there fuck face, I have no way of defending my own."

@guillaumelalonde7945

2 жыл бұрын

@@silverandgoldspartan4933 just get better home security then

@silverandgoldspartan4933

2 жыл бұрын

@@guillaumelalonde7945 and then? All securities can be hacked or broken. am i going to use a knife?

@guillaumelalonde7945

2 жыл бұрын

@@silverandgoldspartan4933 you over Estimate robbers commitment. If they find a house that has proper security they don't even bother.

@silverandgoldspartan4933

2 жыл бұрын

@@guillaumelalonde7945 you underestimate an evil person. If they're hungry and are just plain evil, they'll do whatever they can to get what they want, including harming others. Don't fucking come into a home or harm other people expecting not to get shot. Thus is why millions of legal gun owners have and love their 2a. So they can defend themselves from evil and a tyrannical government. If guns are really the problem, I'm sure you'd know it's the problem if the millions of legally owned guns and trillions of ammo were released.

That "wait there fckface" always get me😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@thethirdman225

3 жыл бұрын

Best line!

@dillweedwtf

3 жыл бұрын

"Im gonna fuck you up!"

@mtjoy747

2 жыл бұрын

"you're in trouble now" as you twiddle the combo lock

@bsmusic2601

2 жыл бұрын

Is it 30 to the left or 30 to right!? Your mother's birthday? Why the f*** would i know your mothers birthday 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

@alisonarias978

2 жыл бұрын

So Aussie

This is perfection.

I'm back to watch this episode again & again & again. So much sense we Americans lack.

‘we’re gonna make her cry’ YOUR NEVER GETTING MARRIED ARE YOU MISS?

@M3iscool

4 жыл бұрын

LET'S GIVE THAT CUNT A GAHN AND SEE HOW THINGS WURK AHT!

@Longtack55

4 жыл бұрын

Shoulda paid ATTENTION - "you're."

@peaks781

4 жыл бұрын

Cat From The Future your a cultred being, my friend

@M3iscool

4 жыл бұрын

​@@peaks781 *Office Assistant Clippy* Looks like you're trying to write a comment. Would you like help?

@fezzik7619

4 жыл бұрын

Good thing you people write what comedians say in the comments in case we didn’t hear it. True heroes.

Annnnnnddd we're back again

@allenwhalen8321

2 жыл бұрын

Appears you were first

@alexojideagu

2 жыл бұрын

@@allenwhalen8321 yup

@EricForemaaaan

Жыл бұрын

Dude there's a massacre every season

@AlmiNia

Жыл бұрын

'ello!

@dnomyarnostaw

Жыл бұрын

He missed 6 year olds shooting their teachers. Who would have expected that.

Perfection. I love stand-up and appreciate many great comedians, but out of all the great routines, this is the one I would choose as perfect. Not just because of the topic, but everything. The pacing, the jokes, the degree of ridicule, the interaction with the audience, the faces, the gestures... This was a work of art.

@TJ-fe7rr

Жыл бұрын

​@@LloydBraun1you think he sucks because he makes fun of your country's idiotic gun laws.

@Brozius2512

Жыл бұрын

@@TJ-fe7rr John can't take criticism about his failed country. He's highly insecure about his country, you can tell this how whiny he gets when someone criticizes the US.

@RemyBonnici

Жыл бұрын

@@LloydBraun1 just because Americans love something doesn't mean it's good. Like guns.

@mattsowder7978

8 ай бұрын

I don't guess you want to talk about the ar platform do you? This makes me realize how lucky I am to be an American

@Kibernautas

6 ай бұрын

Yes, it were all those things. And it was completely false. Jim Jefferies is an inbred Alabama equivalent

The Mandalay Bay shooter must have seen this and said hold my beer Australia 😂

I love hearing this dude do an American accent.

@John-X

4 жыл бұрын

It's weird. He sounds like a drunk in his Ozzy accent, but he sounds like a news anchor in his Murican accent.

@codytheoneandonly337

4 жыл бұрын

Fuckin love it he’s very loved here

@eliasripley2357

2 жыл бұрын

Aussie actora are renowned for doing good accents.

@chriss522

2 жыл бұрын

@@John-X He’s got a pretty strong Aussie accent. In Australia we don’t have a lot of different accents in different cities. It’s more city and country accent. He sounds very country.

@John-X

2 жыл бұрын

@@chriss522 Hey I've been watching The Big Lez Show, can you tell me where Sassy's accent is from, and also Mike Nolan's accent, and Big Lez's accent?

I love the fact that Jim Jefferies shares his point of view, he doesn't jam it down your throat, he shares his, makes jokes and makes valid points. Wish more comedians had that in them

@056Iceking

4 жыл бұрын

That's the point of being an atheist. We have our point of view. This is what it is. Take it or leave it, it's up to you. We're not gonna take your kids and install shit into their minds.

@TheMikeskillz

3 жыл бұрын

Abhishek Mukhopadhyay no offence guy, but much like religious people you have atheists that want to ram their opinions down your throats too. Especially on social media including here.

@benbowo3169

3 жыл бұрын

Mike Skillz and that’s why I’m ✨agnostic✨

@funkyfranx

3 жыл бұрын

I think that many people view this as ramming a point down their throat. You probably only don’t view it as so because you agree with it

@funkyfranx

3 жыл бұрын

Mike Skillz Posting stuff on social media is ‘ramming down peoples throats’? People have every opportunity not to respond if it offends them. Atheists live in a world where religious influences affect every day aspects of their lives. I quite literally had religion crammed down my throat at school, and it was supposedly secular.

I got here because this was part of our online lesson. Totally subscribing!

@mrsiimple

10 ай бұрын

So?

Here we go again: 8 killed and 7 wounded in Texas mall shooting. The gunman is also dead

@mrsiimple

10 ай бұрын

So?

Time to watch this video again.....

_"In Australia, we had guns, right up until 1996, and in '96 [we] had the biggest massacre on earth; still hasn't been beaten. After that they banned the guns."_

@CuthbertNibbles

8 жыл бұрын

+No Way Yeah, alright then, that seems fair enough.

@kristophergap17

8 жыл бұрын

+Cuthbert Nibbles "FUCK YOU DONT TAKE OUR GUNS!!!".

@rayrobinson3980

8 жыл бұрын

+kristophergap17 No,dont take away Americas guns until they have shot each other in the face, fucking spastic gun nuts.

@CuthbertNibbles

8 жыл бұрын

Ray Robinson If we could seal America into a bullet/nuke/chemical proof bubble for a couple hundred years, once the smoke and fallout have settled we can let each area that knows the landscape (Cuba -> Florida, 'Middle East' -> Central USA, etc) repopulate the country.

@mightisright

8 жыл бұрын

+No Way Hate to say it boys, but Norway's Anders Breivik smashed your record and without guns you don't got a chance in hell to regain that title.

Never heard of this guy but Spectacular. Liked. Subscribed.

Video would have been a lot better if it ended right after he said "I'm not trying to stop you from having guns"

"From time to time, we all get sad" lol, one of the best standup I've ever seen

@chocobros77

3 жыл бұрын

i don't understand that reference :/ originally who sang that?

@fezzik7619

3 жыл бұрын

To be fair you probably heard it rather than saw it

@kevtb874

3 жыл бұрын

I think he's just playing as if he were a kids TV host or something. Explaining the very simple premise that people have ups and downs as if talking to children.

@johng5617

3 жыл бұрын

Watch “plastic defense” on the “popular front” KZread channel. 3D printing has killed gun control, worldwide. Give it up before you make things much much worse.

@reinhardreynecke300

2 жыл бұрын

@@johng5617 If someone can afford a 3D printer, why would they need to print a gun and not just buy one?

I rewatch this every time there's a mass shooting in the US. So just about every other month.

@leecoleman9676

8 жыл бұрын

You meant, every day?

@jennytmaher

8 жыл бұрын

Australia no longer holds the record...

@j-boogiebrown9961

8 жыл бұрын

Cretin. Aren't you missing the Kardashians?

@ivan-

8 жыл бұрын

oh the irony

@vaderyodafett880

8 жыл бұрын

+millsmost Fuck off with that nonsense. I've heard all this before. What is it you morons call it? False flag? No one is staging mass killings to take our guns. Such stupidity. Not to mention extremely insensitive to the families of the people getting killed.

You've got more guns now.

We’re back. Again.

That shirt has me confused. I think it may be disguised as a jacket.

@danzansandeev6033

3 жыл бұрын

That’s a shirt?!

@densilcardna

3 жыл бұрын

It's a jashirt.

@pradys

3 жыл бұрын

@@densilcardna nope a shacket 😃

It’s May 24th, Udalve, TX just had a mass shooting in a school where EIGHTEEN children and 3 adults were killed and this video is still the first thing that comes to mind.

@stukeeh4907

2 жыл бұрын

And still they vote no to backround checks and age restrictions after something like this happens, all they do is give their prayers until next days MS

@peterhel1077

2 жыл бұрын

@@stukeeh4907 " I LIKE MY GUNS !!!!! "

@RelentlessOhiox

2 жыл бұрын

19

@rp4712

2 жыл бұрын

@@RelentlessOhiox 21 now

@dancingspeed

2 жыл бұрын

if 26 children and teachers dying at Sandy Hook didn't even make a dent on gun laws, this country will NEVER change. USA is a lost cause now.

we literally made a sub teacher cry when i was high school lol

This one does not get old!

One of my favourite ever sketches. "Why the f**k would I remember your mothers birthday" 😂

0:26 _"Still hasn't been beaten."_ *Las Vegas:* Hold my beer.

@nerdy_bumblebee

4 жыл бұрын

@J M just keep goin bud someone will argue with you eventually

@jago18777

4 жыл бұрын

@J M see that's a fuck off we like guns argument it's a good one 🤣. Far more acceptable.

@crouchingturtle6351

4 жыл бұрын

Congratulations, you're the millionth commenter on KZread to write "hold my beer".

@michaeldesanta977

4 жыл бұрын

@@crouchingturtle6351 Does that mean I win a beer?

@crouchingturtle6351

4 жыл бұрын

@@michaeldesanta977 yes, but someone else will have to hold it for you.🤔

"You don't need it for protection" sounded funnier 8 years ago

This is brilliant!

The part with him trying to open the safe is hysterical.

@consumebeef5900

Жыл бұрын

You realize in a gun-free world it would take much longer for the police arrive than if you take matters into your own hands right?

@rainedrop14

Жыл бұрын

​@Consume Beef where's your proof?

@rainedrop14

Жыл бұрын

@Consume Beef still not seeing any proof to back up your original comment

@consumebeef5900

Жыл бұрын

@@rainedrop14 why do I need proof to tell you it’s quicker to reach for a gun in your house than call the police?

@rainedrop14

Жыл бұрын

@Consume Beef you specifically stated "gun free world", which most people interpereate that as no one has guns. How would no one having guns make the police respond slower???

I am Dutch, I can own a gun. Everything upto (not including) Full automatic. But with power comes comes responsibility. If I break the law they take away my guns, if I develop a mental illness. They take away my guns. Only seems fair.

@mchan32

5 жыл бұрын

The problem is you cannot form a government policy based on that. How is the government supposed to know when you develop a mental illness. The solution is to curb gun sale. Be more strict in issuing guns. See Japan's policy.

@BertBlanco1962

5 жыл бұрын

in the UK they stab each other every day again and again and again. If i want to kill somebody i don`t need a gun. just imagination.

@Dantalisman

5 жыл бұрын

@@BertBlanco1962 much more likely to survive a stabbing though. Plus I can run from a guy with a knife and unless he's a ninja I'm unlikely to get hit in the back as I run.

@crforfreedom7407

5 жыл бұрын

@@BertBlanco1962 Exactly. In both the UK and Australia, murder and violent crime skyrocketed after the 96 ban. Isn't in interesting how they both had mass murders at about the exact same time? Regardless, they've both had the same effect. Now you have to be 18 and show proof of age to buy a plastic picnicking cutlery set. Actual murders, not adjusted for population has surpassed NYC in London. He's lying. Shootings still occur in both Australia and the UK, even mass murders. AND THEY'RE ISLANDS. There is no stopping someone from getting a gun who wants one, especially the government.

@crforfreedom7407

5 жыл бұрын

@@Dantalisman Why? Based on what evidence do you say that? The caliber determines a lot. It doesn't matter what you cut an artery with. Cut a major vein or artery, and you bleed out before you get to the hospital. It doesn't matter what the tool is. That's how London has been able to surpass NYC in the actual number of murders with knives. Bleeding out is bleeding out.

The 1967 beetle is a very wanted year beetle, that teacher should be proud!!!

I watch this every time I see a news report about victims of gun violence in America. When will y'all get it...

@toonfan1001

8 жыл бұрын

So you watch this everyday?

@heybigsplendour

8 жыл бұрын

+Dale Taylor Shit no, we only hear about it occasionally in Australia and I watch this to dull the frustration.

@LS-cu8os

8 жыл бұрын

Yup. Watching and sharing this today after hearing about the Orlando tragedy. If you don't laugh you'll cry.

@crazypants88

8 жыл бұрын

+heybigsplendour I honestly have a hard time grasping the mental gymnastics here for the average pro-gun control person. You are aware of the Paris attacks last year? So if gun violence is enabled by liberal gun laws, as you imply, then how could the Paris attacks have happened at all? It seems to me they couldn't, which would then mean it's doubtful that it's because of the US gun laws and gun ownership. That and general crime and gun crime are declining in the US despite a steady gun ownership rate.

@crazypants88

8 жыл бұрын

***** That's my point, they can't be bought legally in France, yet that didn't stop the attackers from using the illegal guns to murder innocents. What doesn't make sense is to be for a measure that you yourself just stated won't work. That doesn't make sense. Please work this out for me, how are the US gun laws to blamed here when you literally just admitted it didn't stop the attacks in France? This is what they call doublethink.

back again. 25/10/2023 Lewiston Maine.

"none you go to 'home security' conventions. None you read 'Padlock Monthly'". - hilarious and true.

I'm an Aussie & until now I never knew we had a comedian whom is an absolute genius He should take on the NRA 😆

@bluesbr0ther588

6 ай бұрын

@@LloydBraun1 Well, some of us have to settle for less, we can't all have the Kardashians. 🙂

@bluesbr0ther588

6 ай бұрын

@@LloydBraun1 Lol, the Kardashian comment was an obvious joke. And i don't care about Jefferies, my sense of humour is more along the lines of Jimmy Carr and Gary Delaney.

Still on point to this day. 18/4/2024.

actually, rural Aussies also said "fuck you don't take my guns!" back in 1996. so there isn't much of a cultural difference, only that one government had the balls to pass legislation

@CMontgomeryBurns09

8 жыл бұрын

... and I'm willing to bet those rural Aussies made up, and still make up, a far smaller percentage of Australia's total population than the percentage of rural Americans do. That's the problem. We have a much larger stubborn demographic to convince.

@TheAustralianMade

8 жыл бұрын

And farmers still have their guns. They have rifles and shotguns. Nothing else is needed for farmers. Farmers don't NEED handguns or semi-automatic assault rifles.

@gmmgmmg

8 жыл бұрын

only real difference is that here we haven't got a powerful gun lobby as NRA is... US is not a real democracy as long as lobbies hare more powerful than citizens

@bubbajolee

8 жыл бұрын

Australia has had at least 11 massacres since that legislation has passed, so.....

@sheis5358

8 жыл бұрын

***** Lol? The U.S. had 12,253 homicides in 2013. Australia had 238 in 2014. Per 100,000 citizens, that's 4.0 for the U.S. and 1.0 for Australia. In 1990, there were 385 homicides in Australia, but the population was much smaller, at 17 million or so, so the rate per 100,000 was more than double. And don't even get me started on the U.S.'s mass shootings. Unsubscribing from this thread because wtf people let it go. Jesus. Tired of these notifications.

Ah shit, here we go again

@RelentlessOhiox

2 жыл бұрын

I'll see you again in a month at most probably.

Pure legend. I watch this every two month to enjoy the accuracy.

America...a country full of Headbangers and guns

At 7:17 you can see a guy looking at the chandelier right in front of Jim Jeffers :D. Just after he said about the 20 % thinking about why is there a chandelier up :D. Perfect timing...

None of you read padlock monthly 😂😂🤣🤣

@mturker100

5 жыл бұрын

As a lockpicker I took mild offense at his presumption.

@benbray9823

5 жыл бұрын

Yo we need to give the kids guns

@linden618

4 жыл бұрын

@@mturker100 I hope you are not one of those that is triggered easily. Why is it only "Black" at night.... ARRRRRGH. RACSIST!

@thethirdman225

4 жыл бұрын

@@benbray9823 You seem to have forgotten what school was like...

"Yeah alright then.. that seems fair enough". Dunno why that bit kills me 😅

This is one of the best structured jokes I've ever seen. And it's so self-contained.

@magicyeti9782

2 жыл бұрын

its because his making such a valid point. not banning guns in america nowadays is allowing thousands to die in future massacres including children

@tyleru96

2 жыл бұрын

@@magicyeti9782 what's sad is that we're not even proposing a ban; we can't even get a bill for background checks to pass. 50 politicians who represent millions of American citizens refuse to do anything because they're afraid of losing money from the NRA. It's an embarrassment.

@shredder9536

2 жыл бұрын

@@magicyeti9782 Guns prevent massacres. How many mass shootings happen in airports which have armed security? They pick soft targets like schools. Most mass shootings happen in areas with strict gun control.

@Dahmerxx

2 жыл бұрын

@@shredder9536 Really? Cause they don't happen in countries where there's strict gun control. Our schools aren't even fenced in!

@shredder9536

2 жыл бұрын

@@Dahmerxx do you compare apples and oranges often?

He was right about the security guard...it did happen he froze..

@RannonSi

4 жыл бұрын

And people probably called the poor sod a coward. :/ Edit: Or at least unhindered.

@AlastorsShadowDemon

4 жыл бұрын

@@RannonSi They did. And they demanded that he get fired and sent to jail. ......yup. that happened.

@RealNaisuCinema

4 жыл бұрын

User Friendly woah what shooting was this

@RannonSi

4 жыл бұрын

@@AlastorsShadowDemon Not surprised. Next they're going to arm kindergarten teacher and probably spit on them when they don't automatically turn into 80s action heroes when there's a shooting.

@AlastorsShadowDemon

4 жыл бұрын

@@RealNaisuCinema Stoneman Douglas in Parkland, Flordia. The security guard or officer stayed outside during the shooting. I'm still pissed that they arrested him. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stoneman_Douglas_High_School_shooting

A legendary show

2:29, if we are 80% more likely to use it on ourselves, what’s the problem then?🤣 Lol his American English was spot on lol.

I'd like to point out, as an Australian. That Australian's can still get guns.. There's just varying degree's of licenses. The hardest one to get, is an automatic rifle license which covers any semi-auto, or automatic weapon with up to 30 5.56mm round magazines. Farmers can get a license that allows them semi-auto and automatic weapons, but they're limited to 5 round magazines I think? You're not allowed to travel with the ammo in the same lockbox etc. But, it's almost just as hard to get your concealed weapon license (which caters for handguns) as it is to get your automatic license. You have to have a good reason. The only reason they will hand out an automatic weapons license is if your job requires you to carry those sort of weapons (PMC, high-up government security personal). Handgun license is a bit lighter, but you still have to be registered and a member of a local gun range, as well as compete in 3 competitions per year. To get any license, a criminal background check and a gun safety course is required amoung many other things that filters out terror suspects, or criminals that have commited crimes with weapons, or violent crimes in general. It filters out mentally unstable people, or anyone who would have any sort of condition that would affect their ability to think rationally. THAT, is the real reason we haven't had mass shootings. We still have guns, we're just sensible on how we distribute them. There's an Australian AR manufacturer down in Melbourne that makes semi and fully auto wepaons. Point is, guns were restricted, licensed and controlled but not entirely banned. There were some weapons that were banned, sure. You won't be able to buy a 50. Cal Barret, but then again, why do you need one? If you're a serious gun finatic, you will still be allowed to have most of your guns. You'll just have to prove you actually use them in a responsible manner and for another reason than "fuck yeah I like to shoot shit".

@jordancurrie7893

6 жыл бұрын

Harrison Jee so true I'm aussie too no issues here

@weylandyutanicorporate

6 жыл бұрын

As a Yank, I can tell you with absolute certainty that this type of thinking is far too level-headed, pragmatic, and rational for our culture.

@nissy9220

6 жыл бұрын

I'm Aussie and I was under the impression all automatic and semi automatic weapons were banned and you have To go through a very long tough process for a licence to carry rifles for hunting etc. I've never heard of anyone being able to carry a hand gun or automatic gun (except of course for government related jobs).

@guydives1246

6 жыл бұрын

you actually can get a .50cal just not. smh auto one.

@jonasstrzyz2469

6 жыл бұрын

Why do you need a single shot rifle chambered for the .22 caliber airgun pellets, you can seriously injure and possible kill someone with it. You know? Because you want to be able to consistently hit targets at 10 meters. It as far as I am concerned it is a category and considered sport? Because you want to hunt squirrels and other pests and kill them humanly. Widely acceptable for and by hunters and farmers. Why do you need a single shot bolt action rifle chambered for the .22 Long Rifle cartridge, you can kill someone with it. You know? Because you want to be able to consistently hit targets at 50 meters. As far as I am concerned it is a category and considered sport. Because you want to hunt rabbits and larger animals, and kill them humanly. Widely acceptable for and by hunters and farmers. Why do you need a single shot bolt action rifle chambered for the 6.5x55 Swedish Mauser cartridge, you can kill someone with it. You know? Because you want to be able to consistently hit targets at 120 meters. No wait, you can take it up to 500 meters. As far as I am concerned it is a category and considered sport. Because you want to hunt medium game. Widely acceptable for and by hunters and farmers. Why do you need a single shot bolt action rifle chambered for the .308 Winchester cartridge or the more powerful .30-06, when you can kill someone with it. You know? Because you want to be able to consistently hit targets at 600+ meters. As far as I am concerned it is a category and considered sport? Because you want to hunt large game. Widely acceptable for and by hunters and farmers. Why do you need a single shot bolt action rifle chambered for the even more powerful .338 lapua magnum, when you can kill someone with it. You know? Because you want to be able to consistently hit targets at 1000+ meters. As far as I am concerned it is a category and considered sport? Because you want to hunt large game. You do not need this cartridge to hunt, unless you are going to Africa. Why do you need a single shot bolt action rifle chambered for the .50 BMG magnum cartridge, you can kill someone with it. You know? Because you want to be able to consistently hit targets at 1000 meters, and can do so even better. It as far as I am concerned it is a category and considered sport? You do not need this cartridge to hunt, unless you are going to African and want to make sure that what you shoot at is dead dead. Where do you draw the line? Where do you find it acceptable that government shall draw the line. Just because not as many people have the time and money to partake in long distance shooting as a sport does that make it less of a sport? What is the maximum distance that can be considered a competition sport? The idea that just because you think that is okey to draw lines based on arbitrary distance is absurd and I do not want my government to do so, even though it has no problem doing so.

"Average security guard earns $16 an hour. Not a lot of wiggle room to be a f%#$king hero!" Jim Jeffries. Truth bomb there. This whole performance is really priceless.

@Workhorse-ef8mv

6 жыл бұрын

Average security guard earns $16 is not armed, he also knew the job was dangerous when he or she took it. I have been at banks where I see a guard and not armed, what the hell is that all about! Must be a gun free zone! Ya I'm feeling secure! His Joke should be; The worst security guard job ever would be working at Target, have ya seen the badges? That's right! It has a little target in the middle of it. You are observe and report dead guy! The call would go something like this. HI!!! PD! This is observe and report guy at Target; First Dead, Last name Fred, and I like to report a a a weapon pressed upon my my my forehead BECAUSE I WAS UNARMED!!!!! Stick that in you anti-gun holster and give a rebuttal . Talk about shooting blanks!

@Workhorse-ef8mv

6 жыл бұрын

The cop at the school shooting gets paid more than the average guard and he was no hero. he was a trained, yet had no clue where the gunfire was coming from, and he got to go home to his family! What a double loser.

@joejohnson6733

6 жыл бұрын

$16/hour??? For security? Hardly, more like $9.50/hr. Even many police officers don't make $16/hr.

@spodybanjack8800

6 жыл бұрын

Hahahahaha he admitted in the next special that he made that number up (though to be fair he was only two dollars off)

@Sora33o

5 жыл бұрын

That is way more than the average security guard makes! I was a security guard for 6 years with several different companies. Most I ever made was $11 an hour for unarmed security. To even get an armed guard license to hopefully get maybe an extra $2 an hour you had to pay at least $300 for the training course AND provide your own gun! You also couldn't carry anything larger than a small handgun. Unless you just want to protect students for the fun of it and risk getting shot by an assault rifle what is the point?

I love this so much. It’s so funny. I had my ex watch this he actually got mad…

@itsthekid93

9 ай бұрын

Lol was he actually able to explain himself

So glad you have @Tommy Campbell on the bill, he is phenomenal.❤❤

I'm American and I just wish we could see ourselves through the majority of the world's eyes, how we have this insanely weird obsession/borderline fetish for guns. I have friends who spend thousands assembling custom guns, and if that's your hobby good for you. I like cars and reef tanks but don't tell me your hobby is all about protection, that's bs. Jim really does make stellar points here

@jajagabour8150

2 жыл бұрын

I agree 💯 with your comment rest of the world wondering why American people are happy to have their schools like sitting ducks for looneys

@mrscruffles801

2 жыл бұрын

You're right, we should only allow the government to carry guns. It worked out so well for the native Americans, it should work for all of us right?

@GSF404

2 жыл бұрын

It's not even borderline. It's a full on cult of gun. I'm convinced people are like aroused by them or something.

@JC-kb8vb

2 жыл бұрын

@@mrscruffles801 Or for any american kid.

@Stumc46

2 жыл бұрын

@@mrscruffles801 why would your politicians come to your house and try to shoot your children?

Yeah he does have a point about the teachers. My experience with schools is that most teachers are borderline mentally unstable.

@sabbracadabra8367

4 жыл бұрын

So is almost everyone I ever met.

@gmork1090

4 жыл бұрын

My favorite English teacher in High School (lots of movies and extra credit. Easiest A ever) beat the ever loving shit out of a piece of shit aggressive student with his bare hands. Imagine if he had a gun.

@private15

4 жыл бұрын

Teachers don’t start that way but trying to motivate and instruct a bunch of teenagers is hard work. Especially when their parents have left all the discipline and stopped teaching their children to be good citizens and nice people.

@satagaming9144

4 жыл бұрын

@@private15 also, as a certified teenager myself, we're generally assholes. even the kids who were raised well would act out in rebellion to their parents.

@OsamaBinLooney

4 жыл бұрын

and most teachers are female - coincidence?

Logic presented as humour. Made even more powerful.

As an American it embarrasses me how accurate this is lol.

@mattw3708

8 жыл бұрын

and thankyou for not hating on Australians who get frustrated. We always cop flack after a major shooting. Im sorry you deal with this problem so much, i hope something happens to help you.

@billbutler6926

8 жыл бұрын

As an American you nauseate me. Common Core educated am I right?

@MrMireya888

8 жыл бұрын

Nope, Im from Arizona where we do not adhere to common core and is one the most gun friendly states in the country haha. They teach us to shoot before we can drive lol.

@baddestmac

8 жыл бұрын

As an "american", you should be thankful for every piece of the constitution. Especially the 2nd amendment. There were many instances, qouted in history where an enemy nation chose NOT to invade because of our right to be a well armed society. Start with Japan in WW2. You sure you're not a common core millenial? I too live in AZ and they do follow cc as well as AZ's own standards. Read some history. We need to protect ALL of our constitutional rights. Not just the ones that seem relevant a a particular moment.

@billbutler6926

8 жыл бұрын

I speak to Aussies every day on a radio show I am part of that is for Vietnam Vets. So far not one of them think this "Comic" is funny. Most think he is an ISIS sympathiser. Trevor and Murray, you both are proud Patriots of the United States of America!

I'll see all you lovely folks next month again to visit when the next one happens 😮‍💨

@Brozius2512

2 жыл бұрын

More likely and sadly it will be in one week.

So right about the % at the end. LOL. I was in one of those percentiles....but I did make it to the end of the clip.

This is still funny because nothing’s changed.

I just cannot fathom the logic that a 18 year old kid that can't buy alcohol or tobacco can have access to a powerful semi automatic weapon. It doesn't make sense. At that age you barely understand the concept of accountability and responsibility.

@trudyfox938

2 жыл бұрын

Not to mention the pre-frontal cortex isn’t fully developed until around age 25.

@danwalker9999

2 жыл бұрын

@@trudyfox938 Yet in the 1960's we sent them off to die in Vietnam.

@Trucmuch

2 жыл бұрын

Can buy a semi-automatic weapon but can't buy a beer? That makes no sense. What's the point of a semi-automatic rifle if you're not drunk?

@NeverSober8008

Жыл бұрын

You can also vote at 18, which makes no sense

@haydenanderson8804

4 ай бұрын

You can’t buy guns until you are 21.

that voice switch at 2:08 threw me off so much

@falconpunch6360

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah it was fuckin awesome.

@ChaingunCassidy

5 жыл бұрын

Americans are impressed by the tiniest of things, many people in Australia, the UK and New Zealand can do American accents at the drop of a hat.

@drewm.2790

5 жыл бұрын

@anderson I know right? he sounded a lot like Chris 🙈

@Garrett1240

5 жыл бұрын

@@ChaingunCassidy "many people in Australia, the UK and New Zealand can do American accents at the drop of a hat." Just not very well.

@ChaingunCassidy

5 жыл бұрын

@@Garrett1240 Better than they can do ours.

2024 and my 10th times watching this 😅