Motivation/Motivation books 0:00 One hour photo finishing 0:29 Too many vehicles 0:51 Lame ass white guys with backwards hats 1:28 Guys with earrings 2:22 Colored ribbons 3:06 Christian athletes 3:31 People who hear voices 3:56 Aftershave and cologne 4:28 Cowboys 5:21 Camcorders 6:01 Baby boomers 7:17 Politicians/The importance of not voting 9:43

@borntogazeintonightskies

10 ай бұрын

Wow, my first pinned comment!

@mathewrichey5268

10 ай бұрын

@@borntogazeintonightskies Damn and this was recent too!

@Endemion01

9 ай бұрын

@@borntogazeintonightskies Thank you very much for the time stamps :)

@borntogazeintonightskies

9 ай бұрын

@@Endemion01 😉👍

@boondocksdragon8959

9 ай бұрын

​@@borntogazeintonightskiesThank you for your service. ✌🏼💚

"Selfish, ignorant citizens elect selfish, ignorant politicians." He nailed it

@mynameisjeff8301

3 жыл бұрын

why are these comments so new?

@CitizenKane380

3 жыл бұрын

And it took this to show you that? He should have added simple minded too

@AF-jx7hz

3 жыл бұрын

@CitizenKane380 his comment doesn’t even imply that he just realized it. Isn’t it funny how people who insult others out of nowhere always seem to use a personal projection 😂 why are you even being hostile in the first place?

@CitizenKane380

3 жыл бұрын

@@AF-jx7hz Well Im sorry Mr Sensitive

@sandysizemore501

3 жыл бұрын

Trump fine example of idiots voteing. Hill jacks voted for trump!!

I came for the comedy, Stayed for the TED Talk

@1fromoutside

3 жыл бұрын

TED Stand up

@VivianixonArts

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment

@Drew858pb

3 жыл бұрын

LOL YES

@astridjaye6224

3 жыл бұрын

@shadowbot696 Thank you for wording most Ted talks much better than in capable

@dfdsdfndfsuf3895

3 жыл бұрын

George, please come back. 2020 needs you.

Still spot on after 27 years. The man was a genius.

Carlin literally joked about things that would happen in the future and he was right. That's extreme intelligence that can't be considered luck. The most intelligent comedian that ever stepped on a stage

@Amp661

9 ай бұрын

It's sad how intelligence is gone nowadays.

@michaelfiori6700

8 ай бұрын

He was not the only person to know Banks and corporations own the country. He just had a mic and a funny way to explain it.

@MercurialStatic

8 ай бұрын

Carlin was a prophet.

@lookintopsilocybin

8 ай бұрын

Or things just haven't changed that much...

@TheGor54

7 ай бұрын

His prophecy is coming home harder every year.

If Carlin was alive today he'd have endless material and packed audiences.

@stevehenning3492

3 жыл бұрын

I wish he were

@virajbhosle5

3 жыл бұрын

What's cause of death

@madspunch

3 жыл бұрын

He would be accused of harassments, disrespect, sexism, racism

@RobertNES816

3 жыл бұрын

@@madspunch what's funny is shows like Family Guy and South park never get accused of such things and yet those shows are largely based around making fun of anything and everything.

@madspunch

3 жыл бұрын

@@RobertNES816 thank God! 😁

Jesus... imagine if he saw America today. The comedy would be gold.

@elisabetaeross1454

3 жыл бұрын

Found the winner. Uhh, someone volunteer with a ouija board.

@baileyphillips1490

3 жыл бұрын

It wouldn’t even be a standup show he would just rant about America and how lost we are haha

@warrennelson9784

3 жыл бұрын

He'd barf

@warrennelson9784

3 жыл бұрын

@@elisabetaeross1454 NOT funny. You speak of things you do not understand. Leave spiritualism to the experts, and the Damned.

@elisabetaeross1454

3 жыл бұрын

Warren Nelson And you’re exactly the type of person he makes fun of.

If this LEGEND was alive in 2024, his material would still be endless.

@terrycook5248

5 күн бұрын

If Carlin was around today, he would get cancelled by open minded and tolerant people who want us all to Unite as one.

He never gets boring.. watched his stuff multiple times

@user-mf9fp1fp7v

3 күн бұрын

I wouldnt get bored either clapping ya meat up

Carlin wasn't a comedian; he was a philosopher with a sense of humour.

@peanutbutter3543

5 жыл бұрын

Yes. Carlin seems like a wise soothsayer to us today

@RLeezyDeezy

5 жыл бұрын

Jennifer Cruz exactly how i think of it... i dont like most comedians unless theyre smart

@pamelapullen2988

5 жыл бұрын

So true! Miss his humor!

@mikelambert6211

5 жыл бұрын

I would love to see what he would have to say about now. RIP George, hands one if not the best comedians

@wizardmix

5 жыл бұрын

He is the most brilliant orator I have ever had the privilege to see speak. I was 17 when I heard this and it truly changed my life.

Carlin’s anti-motivated attitude toward motivation books is motivating.

@mytube650

3 жыл бұрын

What you did there, I can see it.

@eduardochavacano

3 жыл бұрын

probably cost 700 million dollars to the publishing industry. He is a genius.

@waltermalschitzky2765

3 жыл бұрын

@@mytube650 ß

@arpitabrahmachari7649

3 жыл бұрын

Did you know that the dude who uploaded this is in a band called "draconian?" Search up Draconian-Lustrous Heart. They're a pretty cool band.

@williamdillard5060

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

I still have a couple of George Carlin's LP's in my collection from the early 1970's; I saw his first appearance on the Ed Sullivan show. Over the end of the 20th and beginning of the 21st centuries, we have seen some very gifted humorists. But I've yet to see anybody as fast, intelligent, creative, thought-provoking and consistently educational as this gentleman. Absolutely one of a kind!

@NeverGoFullRetard415

5 ай бұрын

Yeah, humans with brains like his fascinates me. They have the ability to process information differently. I suppose you're just born with it. These humans come in all races and sexes they're beyond fascinating.

@corabernal6432

3 ай бұрын

I was lucky enough to see him in 1982 when he was on tour to promote his album "A Place for My Stuff" . I still own that album as well as his debut album "Class Clown" (a classic). Yes albums on vinyl. 😅

@hammadkarim8348

2 ай бұрын

I live in Karachi,which is in Pakistan. I remember watching American standups and Comedy skits since I was 10 years old and i've been watching American standups,skits and comedy artists since then, for me George carlin has been my most favourite,his observations and views on society and human behaviour are exemplary they are relatable even here in Pakistan,and he is an artist with values and views and was not afraid to say them out loud in a funny way.I always asked my self if I were to be a comedian what kind of a comedian I would be?I would want to be as funny,smart,quick and thought provoking as George

This man was a genius. He exposed everything through comedy. This world lost when he died.

@fpaito

15 күн бұрын

Excuse me he didn’t die, He passed away. 😂

Carlin made a living from telling a theatre full of people how stupid they are, while the audience laughed and cheered!

@nihilist1680

3 жыл бұрын

And those people paid to get a laugh at their own expense...

@alignwithsource

3 жыл бұрын

👏🏼 👏🏼 👏🏼

@phoneheaded

3 жыл бұрын

@@nihilist1680 And, most of them don't even realize it.

@IrishKack

3 жыл бұрын

Joakim Midteng Skaug Because he made us see our own flaws. We all have them. Anyone who can’t laugh at themselves is too uptight.

@mrijo123

3 жыл бұрын

At least the audience had some thing to think about wend they Left

"How can you possibly be nostalgic about something that happened an hour ago" This guy predicted social media. You are missed George.

@owlnyc666

2 жыл бұрын

Amen!😏

@urint3902

2 жыл бұрын

*a joke about the nature of pointless memorabilia* tHiS gUY pReDicTeD sOciAL mEdiA

@ceez241

2 жыл бұрын

Nailed it !

@cqccqc1728

2 жыл бұрын

Right...Can u imagine what GEIRGE would've said about Selfies🤳, Nudes & 🍆·pix📸 🤣✌

@MarceloAbans

2 жыл бұрын

I think longer if not as long as portraits have been a thing. I wouldn't say he predicted it but it is a concept you have has evolved. Like how people think the idea of a selfie is weird, while admiring portraits of famous people. The only difference has been the level of accessibility of being that "portrait" has become my accessible. Those famous people paid famous artists do it it, now I have an app that puts my face on those types of images.

He was a genius. Whatever profession had he chosen he would have been the master of that field. The greatest of all time.

@joantimmons1655

6 ай бұрын

All the good 1's R gone. I don't ⌚ the new shows just the old 1's I can find! I do get lucky once in a while!😂❤

@eightrice

5 ай бұрын

@@joantimmons1655 I hope this replacing words with emoji thing doesn't catch on

@colinhunt4057

3 ай бұрын

He was not a standup comedian. He was much rarer and wiser than that - a standup philosopher.

@TC8787-yq7og

3 ай бұрын

Carlin was good but greatest of all time is a stretch, spent half his shows moaning

@13Kr4zYAzN13

9 күн бұрын

Funny part is, his original goal was to be an actor lol

He is one of the greatest comedian. But I haven’t seen him laugh while doing the comedy. This guy talks his heart

@alexslingluff

Жыл бұрын

i kinda see it as part of the delivery, sorta “breaking character”

@sweetsweet4390

Ай бұрын

He talks the truth.

Imagine George Carlin in 2022. He’d have an absolute field day.

@Michelle-ng9db

2 жыл бұрын

I'm actually happy he DOESN'T have to see it.

@marccano5061

2 жыл бұрын

He'd probably be in jail, or cancelled

@saturnargentavis1901

2 жыл бұрын

he'd be cancelled

@nickmendoza8878

2 жыл бұрын

@@saturnargentavis1901 =🤡

@saturnargentavis1901

2 жыл бұрын

@@nickmendoza8878 You're a clear example of not understanding simple comprehension. PPl would cancel him, its 2022 or are you still living in a bubble?

My goodness, he would have no shortage of material if he was around in 2020.

@ferablue1318

4 жыл бұрын

Stig Weard as much as I agree he would have backlash, he would have a decent following.

@DznZen

4 жыл бұрын

He would never have a shortage of material, no matter what year

@adamkurowski1934

4 жыл бұрын

@Stig Weard I think there'd be much more conservative than liberal backlash against him. He would constantly shit on Trump.

@adamkurowski1934

4 жыл бұрын

@Stig Weard you're delusional. The conservatives today are the same conservatives of 90s, but even more extreme. Same position on religion, on culture and everything. Last time I checked it's the conservatives trying to limit what people can believe in, who they marry, where they can live and identify themselves as.

@Alix777.

4 жыл бұрын

We don't have this type of guys anymore in Europe, since the 80's. He's just a fucking genius...

I think he's the greatest comedien who's ever lived. He was a brilliant man.

If Carlin was alive today he'd have endless material and packed audiences.. Imagine George Carlin in 2022. He’d have an absolute field day..

Selfies and Twitter would have given this guy hours of material.

@Daneelro

4 жыл бұрын

Or would have driven him to suicide...

@eddiewhaler1

4 жыл бұрын

Twitter and Instagram would have given him so much material it would have caved in and killed him. Imagine Carlin looking at Instagram. Especially after just watching his dissertation on a Cam Corder.

@benthreadgate5190

4 жыл бұрын

I wish I could resurrect him and set him loose on mobile phones and trump.

@RSanchez111

4 жыл бұрын

Boomers gave him enough material already.

@test-tl8dt

4 жыл бұрын

@@benthreadgate5190 why do you think he would care about trump? in this very clip he goes on about how meaningless it is to complain about politicians

Fun fact: he didn't predict future, we just never changed.

@richard7645

Жыл бұрын

We just complain and get lazier

@hassanalshrif2826

Жыл бұрын

We have always been the same. Time has no huge impact on our behaviours.

@stacynels4

Жыл бұрын

Okay That's What You Say So Give Carlin More Credit For Thinking Outside The Box Just Think For A Moment...... What If...

@AdaptiveApeHybrid

Жыл бұрын

TruuuuueeeEeEeEEeeeE

@AdaptiveApeHybrid

Жыл бұрын

@@hassanalshrif2826 trueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeE

George was everything - a mentor, a messenger, a philosopher, and a great speaker. Nobody can ever take his place. He's one of the world's "great wonders!"🤩

Lol That camcorder roast was gold, George would absolutely hate our social media driven pop culture. May he rest in peace.

“When’s the last time you saw someone walking around in a Viking costume “ lol. Last week at the capital 😂

@shereewhitworth5368

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@rebeccahowie7234

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@seansmith5468

3 жыл бұрын

CNN should get a medal for such a quick response onsite

@raziele92

3 жыл бұрын

He would've had a good laugh at that. Then he would've shit on them just for kicks.

@K9_Queen

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

George Carlin is basically that "one voice" in the back of your head.

@kristianspot2683

2 жыл бұрын

Dude , that's pretty accurate !!!

@robbiem8495

2 жыл бұрын

That's just New Yorkers, for you. Great city, great people.

@lucygoosey9777

2 жыл бұрын

💯!!

@827Heckenlively

2 жыл бұрын

Go take a shit on the salad bar at Wendy's!

@debcabanting6353

2 жыл бұрын

Totally my little voice.... 😁

Dang that camcorder bit he had was SO accurate to what people record on their phones now days. They just record everything even if they’ll never watch it again. People will now even take videos of tragedies and accidents, without actually wanting to help.

He was 1 of a kind and we will never see another like him. And that makes me sad

Carlin: insults white guys wearing hats backwards Camera guy: *pans to white guy wearing hat backwards

@szhzs6121

4 жыл бұрын

timestamp or gtfo

@stephenn1056

4 жыл бұрын

@@szhzs6121 1:53. You happy now?

@danstalter

4 жыл бұрын

That shit was priceless

@rectalsiphon7008

4 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha

@haroldfrets1268

4 жыл бұрын

@@szhzs6121 if you didnt see it, why are you in the comment section asking for when did it happen? You should really and literally GTFOH

"Does experience really have to be documented? Are people's lives so bankrupt they sit at home looking at things they already did?" I feel like George's head would explode from today's social media culture.

@seantomlinson2505

2 жыл бұрын

I was thinking that too and now im disgusted with myself for judging those fuckers and realising I am one of those fuckers. Sorry George ive let you down hahaha

@thegunslinger1363

2 жыл бұрын

Just imagine his reaction to Instagram. Or the abomination that is Tik Tok.

@KingSlimjeezy

2 жыл бұрын

theres no doubt he died of an neuism at the begining of this He got bitter and preachy in his elder years but "garbage in garbage out"

@damianamorales679

2 жыл бұрын

TODAY! People go on vacation so that their kids can WATCH THEIR FAVORITE MOVIES'N SHOWS. Stay the Heck home, dumb ass_.

@gregsalisbury9783

2 жыл бұрын

@@seantomlinson2505 I’m sure he was the same way. Just because he says it on stage doesn’t mean he agrees with it.

Rest in peace George. You'd have lots of material today. ✊

the camcorder had me in tears because I can only imagine what he would say about smartphones and snapchat

@CryingZombie666

7 жыл бұрын

hi

@mistermackey638

7 жыл бұрын

Smartphones at least serve a purpose beyond just recording. I could definitely see him complaining about the pervasiveness of modern technology but I doubt he'd put smartphones on the same level as fucking camcorders. I don't know how he'd feel about Snapchat. On the one hand the pic disappears after you view it so it's very in-the-moment, and it's primarily used for sexting so I doubt he'd have a problem with that. On the other hand, it sort of adds to the shortening attention span of modern times. I think he'd be more likely to make fun of Instagram, which has essentially become the new way of taking pictures of anything and everything.

@DanielBoonelight

7 жыл бұрын

do you even have any idea how old you sound? '...since it's primarily used for sexting' do you enjoy just perpetuating false bullshit that you have no idea about? that's like the rumor-mill tagline parents used about it when it was still in its infancy stage 4 years ago.

@emilphoryew9436

7 жыл бұрын

And surveillance cameras everywhere.

@pitdarkangel2961

6 жыл бұрын

"Phones that make pancakes and scratch their asses."

I always loved George Carlin. George Carlin was the most brilliant and best American comedian of all time, his speech on Cultural Issues from 1996 was pure comedy gold, and George Carlin's specials like Jammin' in New York, Back in Town, and You Are All Diseased from 1992 to 1999 are my absolute favorites.

I lived in the era of George Carlin.I was very lucky.

He called out egotistical vloggers before they even existed.

@Diomedene

4 жыл бұрын

Technologies change, people don't.

@scottvelez3154

4 жыл бұрын

He said technology gone berserk. He would've gone on for hours about that today. Technology these days has really gone crazy. People glued to their phones. I know I'm guilty of that.

@Lesrevesdhiver

4 жыл бұрын

"@@scottvelez3154 especially when things happen and some news reporter is like, Social media was on fire..."

@greatestever742

4 жыл бұрын

@JustinBieber you're talking about the greatest comedian of all time

@otishampton3351

4 жыл бұрын

@JustinBieber meanwhile you took your name from someone who already exists

This is pure rage that has been focused, honed, tamed, and willed into eloquent, articulate comedy.

@jonkibbe6594

4 жыл бұрын

Amen

@weeg91

4 жыл бұрын

pent up and refined for decades too

@DinnerBells

4 жыл бұрын

Sounds like my life.

@wokenepali8376

4 жыл бұрын

This is not comedy though. I would really like to meet someone who thinks this is funny. What kind of sad boring shithead does it take to think this is funny... on second thought, maybe I wouldn't like to meet them.

@realm23x73

4 жыл бұрын

@@wokenepali8376 dude where the hell did you come from...what kind of uptight humorless miserable bastard can't hear about 500 people laughing?

...If any person in history could be cloned it really should be someone like Carlin. It doesn't matter where it comes from or what the agenda is, he can see through the BS and isn't afraid to call it out. I can only imagine his material on modern politics, and I'm not even talking about comedy routines. He was extremely strong in several interviews that exist right here on KZread.

He was a comedian and a philosopher ask anybody...you can be both if you're really gifted like him ..not many can ...legend ...

This guy was ahead of his time, holy shit.

@josepharsenault1083

4 жыл бұрын

ultrix soma Carlin was ahead of multiple lifetimes.

@Puchuchi747

4 жыл бұрын

Ultra, you just find George? Go see ALL HIS STAND Up! You'll appreciate real comedy! Lol, jk I'm being stupid, but Carlin is great! Glad you found him, look up Mitch Hepburn, hes a good one liner stand up!

@davidw.4524

4 жыл бұрын

@Willz __ And he has a pony tail too.

@GastonsExpectorate

4 жыл бұрын

@@Puchuchi747 I think you meant Mitch Hedberg?

@Puchuchi747

4 жыл бұрын

@@GastonsExpectorate ty, yes, I always get his last name wrong, I'm so sorry Mitch, rest in peace buddy!

This guy saw everything before all of us. What an observant, educated man.

@aldod3937

3 жыл бұрын

Alot of us do we just get called crazy at t ge time. Like the time I said Trump was prob gonna run for president. 3 years before he did.. I was laughed at...

@refatrabadi6656

3 жыл бұрын

I didn’t vote either, I stay home..by the way I have a brown ribbon too!!

@albertoperez993

3 жыл бұрын

He's my favorite realist followed by Denis Leary.

@kirtfeuerborn6517

3 жыл бұрын

He told black people what to do

@freejrs

3 жыл бұрын

He was not educated, not by the system anyway, he dropped out of school in the 9th grade. The intelligence of the man came from having a sharp mind and the ability to see through the bullshit around him.

This has been the best rabbit hole. I missed George carlin stand up. I wish i had listened a little more closely when i was a young teen watching these on hbo

He actually spoke on todays “Merica” already. Little did any of us know (including George) how on point and prophetic he was! Most all of his bits aged very very well.

The Boomer rant aged like the finest wine in all the land.

@Jasperr2016

3 жыл бұрын

I WAS JUST ABOUTTA SAY

@joaquincardenas9972

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@twiston43

3 жыл бұрын

They're older now but they're still bad.

@VigEuth

3 жыл бұрын

They were given everything (Free college, abundant jobs, cheap abundant housing, PENSIONS), and then voted to take it all away from their children. Sure they were duped by voodoo economics and racism (because they're racist), but they enabled the corporate takeover of American politics and government, the escape from which will take a century barring another true Great Depression or revolution. (that is, if fascism doesn't just up and win in the meanwhile)

@ceeceedraco

3 жыл бұрын

@@VigEuth Don't generalize. You don't know every Boomer or how we think. We aren't sheep and we do not have a heard mentality.

it's scary how relevant this still is

@moriordan85

4 жыл бұрын

Big Mozzarella Almost like we aren’t special and every generation places blame on the two generations before it. Do the best they can and then eventually they will be the generation being told they didn’t do enough. Especially since every generation has had better medical advancements than the ones before it causing them to stay in the workforce longer. As we begin to live longer we also work longer careers, so people aren’t retiring and “getting out of the way “ for the generation below them to ascend as high as they did until later in their respective careers. It’s happened long enough now for where there’s natural order of when people enter and leave the workforce has skipped a beat and there is a log jam at the top.

@michaelpecarichhealth2366

4 жыл бұрын

Sociology and psychology (satire) never go out of style.

@warnermazza2711

4 жыл бұрын

Michael Pecarich Health true

@juliedavis9659

4 жыл бұрын

Always will be but only get worse and worse.

@cmcbunch

4 жыл бұрын

the unapologetic truth is always refreshing when you're being waterboarded by PC types. "Just believe harder and itll come true! "

George's artistry was developed over a lifetime. His/this material is pure and brilliant and happened only because of his tireless innovation. The discipline he harnessed to create these timeless thoughts and somehow make them funny is inspiring. If you're an artist this Carnegie Hall performance is for you, watch the whole thing and then get to work! Thank you George Carlin, for the example you set for us!

America produced this genius. A real legend. If only we could have a repeat...

@kanavgrover7216

2 ай бұрын

We sort of do, and his name is Bill Burr

“Camcorders…” Oh George… if you only knew.

@ofsevim

5 жыл бұрын

He would die one more time

@sochenzie8386

5 жыл бұрын

phone addicts everywhere!, he would have died on stage taking on this new generation fuck up!

@probably_hayden

5 жыл бұрын

@@sochenzie8386 Which generation are you referring to?

@Metal-Possum

5 жыл бұрын

Too fucking right, and this was long before the Smartphone was commonplace.

@nazhasabiri4825

5 жыл бұрын

@@Metal-Possum i would love to know what he would have said if he knew americans elected trump??

This isn't comedy, it's 90% constructive criticism and educational. I am huge fan.

@ericbarkewitz7586

2 жыл бұрын

His commemorative collection is worth every penny

@tarikmounih3559

2 жыл бұрын

In here u better say "Imma huge fan as I'm a huge fan" even though your phrase still correct.. The (A) Here much important, it completes the artistic, aesthetic literature of the phrase...simply said: it's its Beauty! ☺✌💚

@gailporter8503

2 жыл бұрын

He is funny though!

@gregorsamsa1364

2 жыл бұрын

Comedy isn't mutually exclusive with sincere social criticism. IMO the greatest comedy is usually simultaneously both. This absolutely is comedy

@DarkForceUbz

2 жыл бұрын

There are 'comedians' whom I really like to hear talk, Carlin is one of them. He did comedy in it's purest form. I just hoped people would not be so fucking blind to the information available nowadays. So much stuff available and yet most of us learn from the shittiest stuff. Instead of watching news I'd rather watch this, old school music, other type of information channels, mostly related to philosophy, life and nature/animals, and the feeling is hard to explain: you kinda feel more at peace with yourself and feel better, while most look at you crazy for being different. If you feel you got the 'intelligence' and determination for it, search for knowledge. Being open minded and searching for your own path and knowledge is against most of today's societies.

Camcorder??!!! Imagine what he'd say today with cell phones 😂

We need Carlin now more than ever!

George Carlin: *insults his audience* The Audience: *cheers wildly*

@georgearghilbogdan6907

4 жыл бұрын

Try and be that good 😅

@billking7509

4 жыл бұрын

He didn't. America's K12 public education had made most American people idiots. Moreover, almost all American people's brains are full of ideology, which is extremely stupid. So most American people are just idiots with washed brains, but they think that they are the leaders (of the world). This country has no future.

@cgh7337

4 жыл бұрын

Dave Chappelle did the same thing in his recent stand up comedy special.

@cgh7337

4 жыл бұрын

@@billking7509 Is that really your "edited" response? Really?

@dbcooter3825

4 жыл бұрын

Exactly

"the public SUCKS" The public: *standing ovation*

@nobodynemoq

3 жыл бұрын

I really expected a strong: "YOU!" there... such a missed opportunity.

@andromedaiscoming185

3 жыл бұрын

He was big enough at this point in his career that he knew the people in his audience were his crowd, like minded people that came to see him. He talked about this in an interview in 2008, he definitely wasn't talking to his crowd here he loved his audience and loved the validation.

@shadow8304

3 жыл бұрын

it does

@dinapavlov8368

3 жыл бұрын

@@andromedaiscoming185 yeah, I just thought it was funny thought

@ronin7561

3 жыл бұрын

He's talking to a Gen X audience. Nothing affects them. Such an inconsequential generation that will be lost and forgotten to time

Favorite ever. George is one of the wisest men I’ve ever heard.

The true master of comedy...this man reaches all cultures all sexes and all issues... with humor. We miss you George!!

This was filmed in 1996. How I would love to see him reacting to society in 2021...

@MrDisneyguy

2 жыл бұрын

Tbh if he were here, I think he’d just go “…. God, nothings changed has it?”

@jacksonpalmer7504

2 жыл бұрын

If that were the case, this man would have like 15 or so shows complaining about shit today and he'd still have more things to bitch about.

@2323ketly

2 жыл бұрын

@@jacksonpalmer7504 yet making it relevant and irresistible to hear✊I wish he was here in 2021

@jacksonpalmer7504

2 жыл бұрын

@@2323ketly Same. You know this country has gone nowhere when the shit he said then still applies to present day.

@2323ketly

2 жыл бұрын

@@jacksonpalmer7504 who would've thunk?

Man if this guy was alive in 2019...the material he would have

@TheCaspairaAcula

4 жыл бұрын

He'd be pissed it's still the same and also probably not too suprised.

@divinekate

4 жыл бұрын

He would undoubtedly offend someone and get in trouble,because the babies would cry.I loved George. I hope he's laughing on the other side.💜💜

@jonathanparnell3175

4 жыл бұрын

His material is timeless really, he speaks about underlying truths that have always and will always be true and that is most people are idiots controlled by a small wealthy upperclass. I'm sure he'd rather be dead than be alive now anyway

@divinekate

4 жыл бұрын

Jonathan Parnell True that ! Happy holidays to you..✨

@shanebeckett3557

4 жыл бұрын

He would be shut down and deplatformed for hate speech nowadays. Lol

This man is an anomaly!! He speaks Truth through humor!!!! He needs a Big Come-Back!!

@christianmicheal6678

3 ай бұрын

He’s dead.

Spot on. If it wasn't for the camcorders instead of todays phones, this could've been made yesterday. Love, peace, unity dudes xx

The glorious thing about KZread is that generations after this man's death we will still be able to hear his great wisdom.

@natalie_denise_sperl

5 жыл бұрын

Exactly! Saw him once. Way ahead of his time. I made this vid based on his abortion bit. Check it out! m.kzread.info/dash/bejne/X4aKtMacccvKfrQ.html

@duncankat237

5 жыл бұрын

I agree about that everyone needs to hear him

@chopperhehehe

5 жыл бұрын

Snap me too 👍👍👍😜🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿✌️

@TalladegaTom

5 жыл бұрын

Until someone gets 'offended' enough so that they convince YT that it is 'hate speech' and then it will be banned. .... I can only try to imagine what Carlin would say today about the professional victims that have increased the number of unenlightened.

@RSTI191

5 жыл бұрын

The sad thing is every generation becomes more stupid than the next.. Unfortunately they probably won't get him...

"Are people's lives so bankrupt, they sit at home looking at things that they already did?" Me, watching the video for the second time:

@jonnymilleryt

4 жыл бұрын

Ralph Anthony Espos same. Looking for this quote.

@sharyng261

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@timturk1899

4 жыл бұрын

Millennials, lol! He was decades ahead of all others. When your older/know life better, you'll realize his incredible genius. Check back to Carlin when the world around you becomes very confusing! Now you'll say "He was always on the spot"! A LEGEND WAY AHEAD OF HIS TIMES!

@danfield6030

4 жыл бұрын

he was totally on tune with his day. he was exactly in the right place at the right time.

@BDChupacabra

4 жыл бұрын

Wooooooooooo lmao

George Carlin! Genius period ☮️ Political and correct, and HONEST. I miss him and his talent!

"You just SAW the fucking thing!!" was also hilarious. LOL.

"Camcorders...here is technology gone *berzerk* " Oh God if he was alive today...

@pHD77

4 жыл бұрын

He saw it coming miles away - why do you think he ain't around today? 😉

@ReeN1995

4 жыл бұрын

@@pHD77 Because he died of natural causes and was old?

@pHD77

4 жыл бұрын

@@ReeN1995 nah, that was just his excuse for doing it 😂

@TheGladiatorsTv

4 жыл бұрын

3 name changes allowed every 90 days. This was in 1996 tho

@adrianrennie4735

4 жыл бұрын

It still stands .....it only got smaller

The only entertainer who could tell his audience off and criticize them for an hour and receive applause and a standing ovation.

@cowboysvstheworld3879

9 ай бұрын

He once said that his goal with his comedy was to cross lines people didn't like to cross, and to get his audience to cross those lines with him.

@strouty

9 ай бұрын

They're applauding as if he's not talking about them, as if they don't fit that bill. Well, I find it kinda cowardly.

@cowboysvstheworld3879

9 ай бұрын

@@strouty bro don't sit on your high horse and pretend you didn't laugh also. It's perfectly fine to have a sense of humor and laugh at yourself in life. Now you might be right about some of the people in the crowd but certainly not all. Some people don't realize how silly their behaviors and life choices are until a comic like George comes along and shines a light on it from a humorous perspective. ✌🏻

@heatherporterfield7343

8 ай бұрын

We need more people like him!!!😊😎

@fannys941

7 ай бұрын

😂 Amazing!

I am not joking, i just found out about this legend a couple days ago and he has the exact same personality and thoughts and views as mine . I'm not alone🗿👍🏻

I took my dad to see him live in Boston. GCs show was so vulgar I thought I'd die...My dad loved every second of it. I wish Carlin had done more of this tremendous, day-to- day stuff. I've loved him since HS, 1969+. PregNot, BabyNo (naming new birth control pills). Then there was his "Stuff" monolog.

“Are people’s lives so bankrupt they’re sitting at home watching things they already did?”... Oh George, you have NO idea about social media...

@claricepetillo1059

3 жыл бұрын

I don't think u get the whole Gest of it ,

@MrChilliconqueezo

3 жыл бұрын

Could you imagine what he'd think of it?

@jaimedamian7489

3 жыл бұрын

I don't think YOU get it, Clarice Petillo.

@Abby-yx4ff

3 жыл бұрын

@H K or worse..... *concerts*

@thegunslinger1363

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine his reaction to the absolute abomination. That is Tik Tok and it's users.

I wonder what he would say about social media today if he was still alive. Grew up watching this guy. What a legend.

@csepke2

Жыл бұрын

Pretty much he said it right here. This is how you know you’re watching timeless comedy. It still applies.

@jonathanramirezmiguel2012

Жыл бұрын

6:05 there you have it

@scottymacdewder5229

Жыл бұрын

We would never know, George would have been the first guy they kicked off Twitter and YT ...

@pergustafsson1155

Жыл бұрын

I wonder what he would say about all these dorks with selfie sticks. People fly half way around on vacation and all they photograph is themselves!

@nogglebeak

Жыл бұрын

he already said it. those fucking guys with camcorders skipping life. that shit is still happening but worse. He'd make fun of it the same way everyone else does...bunch of pussies too lazy to live their own lives so sit where the cheetos are close and pretend to have them on their computer.

I love George Carlin - No one is safe or off limits.

This guy was absolutely brilliant. Like many have said already, it would be outstanding to have him back briefly for his opinion on 2023...I'm not sure he'd have much good to say! 😃

Carlin really out here saying "Ok Boomer" way before anyone else

@bluef1sh926

4 жыл бұрын

Ah, the shitty, dead meme...

@Zed_Said

4 жыл бұрын

@@bluef1sh926 Found the boomer 👆

@mackwiz1

4 жыл бұрын

Carlin was the "Boomer", before he died.

@carsonmcneice9560

4 жыл бұрын

"These yuppie fucking boomers..."

@leaveme3559

4 жыл бұрын

Wasn't he a boomer too?

If he hated camcorders.. jesus can you imagine how he'd feel about smartphones..

@rabidsquirrel2168

4 жыл бұрын

@kris Masterful performance of George Carlin taken from the show "Back in Town", 1996. PS: George is NOT wearing a ponytail in this video, so just STOP this useless 'argument'. Might want to read the description before you make an arse of yourself that think time uploaded to youtube=time of creation. Which would had been a neat trick, having been dead since 2008.

@nslouka90

4 жыл бұрын

kris he actually died in 2008

@tronosflynn

4 жыл бұрын

Rabid Squirrel haha crazy

@coreynunn3385

4 жыл бұрын

He did a bit on smartphones..

@drunkenknight

4 жыл бұрын

Rabid Squirrel calm down

A man with an IQ of 160 he knew exactly what life's purpose was about...

Almost 28 years ago. We haven't learned a damn thing.

"The public sucks. Fuck hope." Honestly how I feel these days.

@ZaneT531

3 жыл бұрын

Not just U mate.. The whole world

@scott49140

3 жыл бұрын

yeh same here

@zirak93-2

3 жыл бұрын

Indeed.

@ChaosBadger04

3 жыл бұрын

YES

@TakezoMushashi

3 жыл бұрын

@@ZaneT531 nah they're too busy being obedient and somehow prideful slaves.

"Doesn't anyone just take a f*cking walk anymore?"

@chriscarr6884

5 жыл бұрын

Joe bless you

@jamesagwe2981

4 жыл бұрын

@@chriscarr6884 and Joe bless you

@jamesagwe2981

4 жыл бұрын

@cicloturista Joe bless you

@dimaotvertchenko6521

4 жыл бұрын

"Run for fun?" What the hell kind of fun is that?

@GeronFletcher

4 жыл бұрын

Typical Skateboarder I do. Matter of fact I just did. It’s almost 3 am. I just walked by the skaters at the skatepark and walked s neighborhood looking at the architecture. I do that shit all the time

Genius!! Well ahead of his time!! Very relevant 25 yrs after!

Stumbled across this video channel. I had never heard of him before, but he is one of the funniest men I’ve watched, and everything he says is so true, absolutely hilarious 😂😂

@benybilly3519

9 ай бұрын

He's NOT the Funniest Comedian!! He was & Still Is the Most True Teller that WAS ABLE TO EXPOSED All this Govermental Lefties/Democratic Masterminds Manipulators Dooming MOST Ignorant/Naive USA Population as ‼️🆘👺✡️They have BEEN increasingly & UNNOTICED Misleading & Manipulating most Ignorant/Brainless Followers Herds...in America & Every Places else... Mainly by ✡️👺🆘‼️ Entrainment & Pharmaceutical Industries & WHO & WEF....& JO.Morgan Banks & Credit Cards 🆘✡️👺‼️ As well as All those PRIVATIZED Powerful Undercover Monopolies & Corporates that KEEP DESTROYING & ERADICATING Small Private Families Businesses in USA... IT'S totally UNACCEPTABLE on how Average Majority People keep on Shopping in 👺‼️🆘 Walmart & Amazon & Target & Home Depot & Walgreens & CVS etc. Where those CORPORATES & INDUSTRIES ARE all under Democratic/Lefties Woke Political AGENDAS🆘‼️👺🕎

Carlin left just in time, his brain would explode from the idiocy of today. It would be great material though.

@lordseelenfresserdemonking1168

5 жыл бұрын

@STS Tech if George carlin was here He would save us from the stupidity today

@jessebudelman

5 жыл бұрын

Mullet Head, dude!!! I’d love to see him melt some snowflakes!!!! 😂😅

@josephvazquez2487

5 жыл бұрын

@@jessebudelman We're harder than you, boomer.

@stanmarsh7149

5 жыл бұрын

At least we have Bill Burr now.

@BohoStitcher

4 жыл бұрын

I'm amused by all the idiots in these Carlin threads who are CONVINCED Carlin would've loved trump. It's genuinely funny. Apparently they've never actually LISTENED to Carlin. They just think "har har he's mean just like me har har." No thought whatsoever to the substance of his anger. Idiots.

Dude was smart af. He died 13 years too soon.

@allmac7504

3 жыл бұрын

Amen

@pr0fessorz0om68

3 жыл бұрын

@@allmac7504 I suppose awomen too lmao.

@damiangiese-jeanson8874

3 жыл бұрын

@@pr0fessorz0om68 Who said that stupid shit? Wasn’t it a senator or something?

@pr0fessorz0om68

3 жыл бұрын

@@damiangiese-jeanson8874 yeah lol.

@damiangiese-jeanson8874

3 жыл бұрын

@@pr0fessorz0om68 I’m not Christian, but that is NOT the time to make a joke. It wasn’t even a funny joke at that, it came across feministy and pc.

This guy was a philosopher . I cant even read that fast he processes all those deep deeeeeeep complicated shit in his mind while he is converting philosophy to comedy in light speeds in front of thousand peoples without making a mistake .This guy had a supercomputer for a brain

George Carlin really just founded the concept of "ok boomer" in the best way possible

Man he would have TONS of material if he were alive today

@parasadhikari351

6 жыл бұрын

RodHammett95 nahh everyone would be rushing to find his sexual assaults and shits not to mention every word he speaks would be microaggression for SJWs america would ruin him in a second.

@Okalani5000

6 жыл бұрын

Carlin was one of the best comedians ever in my opinion, He was an artist of his time and would have been now. :)

@cks2020693

6 жыл бұрын

with the SJW and PC standards today, he would never be allowed to perform, I mean just look at the comedy shows at the same time as him like Mad TV, can you imagine them being played on TV today and no one calls them out for homophobia, fat shaming, sexism, racism, etc...

@suesjoy

6 жыл бұрын

RodHammett95 he had plenty when he was around, but yeah, can you imagine??!

@eastorange2482

5 жыл бұрын

RodHammett95 Subscribe to Blue Husky!

Just imagine Carlin on Twitter. Nobody would survive and I would love it.

@BlueWright2070

5 жыл бұрын

I don't think that he would even be on Twitter.

@BloodyWallz

5 жыл бұрын

Lol I wonder how many days it would take for Twitter to ban him

@BlueWright2070

5 жыл бұрын

Days?

@sz42781

5 жыл бұрын

Captain Cartman I hope he would be against it

@RPDBY

5 жыл бұрын

Captain Cartman he would be banned on Twitter as well as other services, censorship is much worse these days

I want a t-shirt that says "I believe in George Carlin".

Not just a comedian. Not just a philosopher. The dude was a freaking poet. His utter mastery of the the English language was simply jaw-dropping. Sheer verbal artistry. What a giant talent he had.

I'm watching this 26 years later and love his relevance. Just to show you how timeless this stuff is.

@fernandoferreira6293

Жыл бұрын

@Dave Bieleveld Plato warned of it being there (potentially) thirty thousand years ago. Yet everyday we're told it's news.

@SauceMeGud

Жыл бұрын

@@fernandoferreira6293 Thirty thousand years ago? No. Roughly 2,500 years ago, yes. 30,000 is way off.

@WokeandProud

Жыл бұрын

​@@fernandoferreira629328,500 years off pal we didn't even have the notion of civilization 30k years ago lol.

@mr.e5291

10 ай бұрын

Same. 🤔

@kaninerultralord8817

10 ай бұрын

I don't like it because 26 years and we STILL are having the same fuckin problems. No one learned from this man and applied it to make this country good, and we have the corruption in the open and NO charges or justice. Just the same dumb people he wasted his breath about. He was right, people fuckin suck.

The Baby Boomer part aged like fine wine

We miss you George, you were the GOAT!! I'm greatfull that I was alive to experience your incredible genious! RIP my brother; See you on the other side. ❤

I wish he was still around. We really need him here in these days

This guy was so ahead of his times and all his observations are even more truthful nowadays! :)

@avmichaels

3 жыл бұрын

The greatest of all time

@user-lv3gp6gp1b

3 жыл бұрын

It's not that he was ahead of his time, the current situation is still the same as when he was talking about it. It's a dam shame.

@rupertpupkin001

3 жыл бұрын

You damn right

@TCG9777

3 жыл бұрын

People in this time dont have backbones, they just fall into minority groups and bitch till the world has had enough Edit: if you're smart, you won't take this comment seriously or without a grain of sodium chloride

@robmarrin6720

3 жыл бұрын

I think he said everything in the film Bill and Ted,, george is counted a guru in many respects ❤️👍

If there was anyone I wish was alive today..

@JJF10101957

6 жыл бұрын

So much to talk about!

@josephwirks7148

6 жыл бұрын

Same Bro

@Czeslaw9426

6 жыл бұрын

but if he was alive today he would fucking hat it

@JJF10101957

6 жыл бұрын

In English please Czeslew.

@giovanniprovost

6 жыл бұрын

I miss him to death too. He said everything no one wanted to actually say, he's a goddamn hero.

An old man complains on stage for 13 minutes and is still funnier than 90% of comedians today. That's how good George Carlin was.

All these years later, accurate. Genius.

2021 and everything he's saying is relevant

@tokajileo5928

3 жыл бұрын

yes and again yes

@ANTINATALIST_lewis

3 жыл бұрын

Oh hello there.

@darlenezaza8921

3 жыл бұрын

Absolutely!!!!

@happychickenfamily1144

3 жыл бұрын

yes, fucc those 1 hour photo kiosks

@Simon-pi9wb

3 жыл бұрын

bill maher has stolen so much of his material just this year

carlin's ghost for president.

@damiangiese-jeanson8874

3 жыл бұрын

C’mon man, you know his ass ascended off this piece of space trash as SOON as that heart attack ended! No way in hell he would stay here.

@maximum-oversaiyan

3 жыл бұрын

@@damiangiese-jeanson8874 i'm sure we could get by just by referencing recordings of his material. like WWJD, but instead it's "what did carlin say?"

@ottosump3356

3 жыл бұрын

Charles Li Carlin probably ended up voting for Biden .

@damiangiese-jeanson8874

3 жыл бұрын

@@ottosump3356Idk if you watched some of his material, but he has said that he doesn’t believe in voting and that it is a trick to make the public feel like they have some control.

@ottosump3356

3 жыл бұрын

Damian Giese-Jeanson Sorry it was a joke , Carlin died and most of Bidens votes were from the dead .

I wish he was around today.😅

Aww way ahead of the rest. His time!!! Absolutely brilliant🙂😘Love George

"If you have selfish ignorant people, you will get selfish ignorant leaders." George Carlin 1996.

@koichinishi9075

3 жыл бұрын

Four more years ,😂😂😁😁😀

@kevinmcdonald6477

3 жыл бұрын

@L Rodriguez right on mr. Rodriguez

@gustavogamboa4461

3 жыл бұрын

Yup we have dishonest incompetent leader.

@kevinmcdonald6477

3 жыл бұрын

@@gustavogamboa4461 okay Gustavo vote for Joe Biden and see what that gets for you you are a sucker if you do that if you were actually illegal legal and you for Joe Biden and see how your well- earned money goes down the toilet and the country goes down the toilet with it then come back and say how happy you are that you voted upon the Democratic line don't be a sucker

@kevinmcdonald6477

3 жыл бұрын

I apologize my phone is freaking out on me and I can't use my keyboard there for some things get very distorted because I'm speaking them into the phone so I apologize the whole point I am making is that if you vote for Joe Biden you're going to get something that you really don't want to get be well and strive in life