“The gods we’ve made are exactly the gods you’d expect to be made by a species that is about half a chromosome away from the chimpanzee.” - Christopher Hitchens

@jojonr619

3 жыл бұрын

@Sergei Brinn sounds like an absolute waste of a life and time on a gamble that there’s something after death

@jamesmayle4712

3 жыл бұрын

God gave me these four steps via divine revelation. He said anyone who does all four are guaranteed a divine revelation of their own. They are the mustard seed of Faith, the bare minimum amount of effort he's willing to accept before he reveals himself to you personally. Believe or not, do for yourself and see. Forgive your parents, break down before Jesus, ask for forgiveness, and read the Bible. There's deep spiritual significance in these steps. Every one is important, and it's the least God accepts. Three books of the bible will be enough for the revelation. I recommend Genesis, Mathew, and then either Luke, Psalms, or proverbs. I'm not talking about signs, feelings, etc, but am honest to goodness one on one conversation with God. An actual meeting. Unmistakable, and unable to be misinterpretaed. He told me that he's guaranteed the steps to work 100%. You just need to do them guininly. It's not hard. Do those steps in that order please. It's all True. I promise,

@snitchy218

3 жыл бұрын

@@jamesmayle4712 on god⁉️

@LuciferZL1

3 жыл бұрын

🤣

@johncee853

3 жыл бұрын

@@jamesmayle4712 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵

That fact that the church said he was down in hell after his death would’ve made him smile ear to ear

@ouiouibien_1979

Жыл бұрын

😆💯👌 love this comment ❤

@devol3829

Жыл бұрын

did they really make that statement?

@detroitdave3505

Жыл бұрын

@@devol3829 yeah on tv no less

@detroitdave3505

Жыл бұрын

@@devol3829 kzread.info/dash/bejne/haqWwciGfLvXo5c.html

@user-ky8du8lk7l

Жыл бұрын

You know, if George qualifies for hell then hell sounds like the place you wanna be!

Carlin would’ve had a BALL today if he was still with us. Need someone like him now more than ever.

@tonkerdog1

5 ай бұрын

And Hitchens

@hydriumstudio

5 ай бұрын

we still do but they're all dying or getting cancelled.

@samlkings5783

4 ай бұрын

Yeah but think about it I'm not a believer and i don't think it is wise to say things like that from all the evidence we got leads to either no God or an evil one who really does be watching us and laughing if that is true from all the stories we been told about hell imagine what he will do to those who speaks about him like this that scares me man

@davidsourdis5423

4 ай бұрын

I can't imagine what he would say about the trumptards & the orange POS

@paulsmith9192

4 ай бұрын

@blaisemceneany1664 especially, covid.he pretty much predicted it

This man has dedicated his life to speaking out against bigotry, taking yourself too seriously and being just plain fucking stupid. Thank you George, forever.

@irishscience580

Ай бұрын

Nah he supported abortion, didn't believe in god. Those two things reveal he was easily brainwashed, and broken

@axelshatzko

Ай бұрын

LMFAO

@irishscience580

Ай бұрын

He supports killing unborn people so...

@raysims134

Ай бұрын

Facts😅

@mmmmm1113

Ай бұрын

This man… I had his book Brain Droppings at 11… and that’s why I am the way I am! Fuck you Spiros, you sheep fucking donkey diddler!

"Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful." ~Lucius Annaeus Seneca

@anthonycraddock6739

5 жыл бұрын

That’s clever and so true

@dgjax9809

4 жыл бұрын

Great quote and spot on 💯

@DatDuckfan

4 жыл бұрын

What is wise to your standard ?

@Mm-vr9mt

4 жыл бұрын

@@DatDuckfan Anyone aware of the central bank it's subsidiaries and it's bloodlines, truly the enemy of the world.

@anthonycraddock6739

4 жыл бұрын

DatDuckfan respect to anyone is wise . The age of reasoning ,science, in my opinion only, shows how far we’ve come in understanding how life works in general. Religion is man made to suppress and control and manipulate people. It’s 2019 , we fly in the in the air because of science . We know thunder and lightning is natural phenomena,not a deity telling us he is angry at us as they thought so long ago . The world is volatile ,always will be , shame people don’t respect others opinions if they disagree with each other .

I wish he was still here. World needs Carlin right now.

@logicallily7391

2 жыл бұрын

now that government has become the new religion...? well there's always Joe Pesci....

@aaronburratwood.6957

2 жыл бұрын

So much of what he says echo truths of today.

@AB-vc7ox

2 жыл бұрын

And Don Rickles too.

@Swarming-Languendo

2 жыл бұрын

Id say the best replacement would be Bill Burr

@smokeytwitchsmokey

2 жыл бұрын

I relate to this man more than anyone else on the planet...way ahead of his time...and the whole God thing. *mind blown*

“God is the leading cause of death in history.” Thank God someone dares to say it out loud. 😂

@GregWorzel

22 күн бұрын

Except for the 100,000,000 people who were murdered by atheist dictators in the last century.

@notsodailydiscorddump1610

21 күн бұрын

thank who? 😂

@Eres_Nyx1154

4 күн бұрын

And His son is no better 😂

This man is timeless.

@samlkings5783

4 ай бұрын

Yeah man but think about it I'm not a believer and i don't think it is wise to say things like that from all the evidence we got leads to either no God or an evil one who really does be watching us and laughing if that is true from all the stories we been told about hell imagine what he will do to those who speaks about him like this that scares me man

@TheGreyman61

4 ай бұрын

@samlkings5783 Believe what you want. Extraordinary claims require Extraordinary evidence-Carl Sagan And I believe that. Just because millions of people believe something doesn't make it fact. 500 years ago everyone believed the earth was flat.

@samlkings5783

4 ай бұрын

@@TheGreyman61 I'm not a believer man I'm saying in evil god just like you said not give us extraordinary evidence and be playing playing with us and suffer

@reneesimerale

4 ай бұрын

To ALL who do not beileve what is the ONE thing that God gave us?? anybody??

@TheGreyman61

4 ай бұрын

@samlkings5783 It says in the Bible "God man man in his image" So since man is capable of good and evil it seems reasonable to assume god is also capable of good and evil. The Bible shows many examples of the evil that your God perpetuates. All in the guise of saving the Judea or punishing perceived evil. The alleged flood, Sodom and Gommorah, the 10th so called plague in Egypt. This old Testament God is a petty jealous frankly unstable being needing anger management.

I prayed to get a new bike for christmas. Then I realized that's not how religion works, so I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

@dreamwarriorthresh

4 жыл бұрын

Brilliant - 😂😂

@EBUNNY2012

4 жыл бұрын

Well, you could make as a Catholic then.

@ArminThapa

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@BrianGivensYtube

4 жыл бұрын

@@Scream357 I heard that from my friend who went to catholic school, had no intention of ripping of a quote as you say. Just thought it was applicable to the comedic situation!

@temaori4391

4 жыл бұрын

@@Scream357 rwooosh

“When you're born into this world, you're given a ticket to the freak show. If you're born in America you get a front row seat.” George Carlin

@edwardgawrysjr6007

Жыл бұрын

I cannot argue that point 👊🏻

@MadScientist267

Жыл бұрын

And fuckin proud of it 🤣

@jonstensaas9077

Жыл бұрын

That's a great quote. As a matter of fact in my humble opinion George Carlin has many great and funny as blank quotes. A comedic genius of our short time here on the molten rock spinning around the sun..oh yeah that's George's God..LOL.. I m 64 and only recently started listening to his stand up shows. And "God Bless" him for giving me the joy of the most laughter I've had in a long time!!!

@mikaeljotsa2226

Жыл бұрын

Don't know about the U.S but as an African from Cameroon, i can assure you, you have no idea to which extend bullshit can go

@harrykuheim6107

Жыл бұрын

The Obamavilles in Portland/Seattle are the most pathetic Freak Show of all time.

"More people have been killed in the name of God than for any other reason." Possibly my favorite quote from George (there are so many to pick from). And so ever true!

@shootingbricks8554

13 күн бұрын

Yup. Look at the Middle East now lol

@santividal9387

10 күн бұрын

'Having 10 commandments was, really, a marketing decision' is my pick. He was truly a brilliant man

@christopherjamesboudoir

10 күн бұрын

@@santividal9387 Also a phenomenal line.

@mike53153

3 сағат бұрын

I wouldn't believe in a god that couldn't do his own killing. All those that killed in the name of God didn't believe in god. So, what really happened is all those people were killed in the name of a disbelief in god.

George Carlin told it like it is!!... May he rest in peace. Just loved him!

@geoffdein2894

Ай бұрын

When you say rest in peace, what do you mean?

@issacclark6109

Ай бұрын

Carlin told it how it was in his head. Reality now that is a different story.

@nancy9704

23 күн бұрын

@@geoffdein2894 And how the eff do we know what happens when we croak? Rest, my ass!

@hellabella8295

7 күн бұрын

He’s resting now.. 😂😂

"If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you" - Oscar Wilde

@jjammmees

2 жыл бұрын

The window of our house faces east.

@WilbertLek

2 жыл бұрын

@@jjammmees Your account has been hacked.

@jjammmees

2 жыл бұрын

@@WilbertLek By whom.

@WilbertLek

2 жыл бұрын

@@jjammmees By yourself it seems...

@jjammmees

2 жыл бұрын

@@WilbertLek What do you mean?

Can you imagine him being alive today. Look at the material he could comment on.

@comradesky5931

4 жыл бұрын

​@Prince Jaq Hitchens is the greatest loss

@Sapper201D

4 жыл бұрын

He simply would say ."I've told you so."

@fatheremmet2003

4 жыл бұрын

Same as Bill Hicks....

@comradesky5931

4 жыл бұрын

@8bit NES Cutscene Is that so? When is the last time they did that?

@comradesky5931

4 жыл бұрын

@8bit NES Cutscene Cancel culture is a problem but they couldn't cancel stand up comedy. They might make it harder to get on some channels. Nothing stops Roseanne from making online videos. She would fit right in on Facebook… Carlin wasn't racist or sexist so I don't see what they'd hate. His attacks on religion, the rich, and government would fit in quite well with the left. He at least publicly hated politics and political ideology, but he was clearly a very strong social liberal with a desire for a basic welfare state. He was like a chimera of a libertarian and democratic socialist (think Northern Europe). Not sure how much of all that was just an act.

This world needs George more than ever now..

I loved George Carlin. To me he was a prophet and only spoke the truth. Come back George, we all need you.

@user-zm3dg3pu8y

Ай бұрын

George is not in a good position with God from his speech nor those laughing. Mocking God will put you in not nice place for eternity.

@kcwalker46

Ай бұрын

Honey, I'm 80 years old. I've watched Carlin since he was first on tv with Richard Pryor. I love him as a person and as a talent. I also think God gives each of us the right to enjoy someone's talent . So, Baby, don't tell me what I can and cannot enjoy. You have a blessed life.@@user-zm3dg3pu8y

@mikespearwood3914

Ай бұрын

@@user-zm3dg3pu8y Grow up!

@jenniferaisley7884

Ай бұрын

I'd just love to see George when he finally ran into God!

@karenfioretti9838

Ай бұрын

@@user-zm3dg3pu8yprove it. 10:14

This will never get old. It was relevant then. It is relevant today. And it will be relevant tomorrow

@munshiji1

5 жыл бұрын

True that...

@elemu3653

5 жыл бұрын

Spot on 😎👍

@ChadEllisMusic

5 жыл бұрын

Still relevant one week after posting this! Long live Carlin! =)

@kubasniak

5 жыл бұрын

I watch him at least once a year. It is epic every fucking time !

@johnchristiansen9095

5 жыл бұрын

kubasniak .... I raised my children on this, and they are better people than any Christian ever will be... The lessons they’ve learned are more important than shielding them from reality... bad language or not

"Religion is true for the common people, false for the wise, and useful by the rulers" -Seneca

@codynautic

2 жыл бұрын

spot on

@steve-o6413

2 жыл бұрын

I used to think it had a useful value as a moral guide until I started hearing the Moral interpretation by the Faithful who think they know every loophole and why their interpretation doesn't apply to themselves...

@taketimeout2share

2 жыл бұрын

Which of those categories did Seneca belong to?

@giggukbangbangbang1874

2 жыл бұрын

@@taketimeout2share wise

@taketimeout2share

2 жыл бұрын

​@@giggukbangbangbang1874 That was a rhetorical question. Only a fool thinks he is wise. I think Seneca would go along with that. Seneca lived in a time when religion was a personal thing. Now Religion is an expected and unavoidable duty in too many parts of the world.

George Carlin was a comedian, social commentator and spoke truth to power who would had a field day with the current state of affairs today. Rest in power.✊

@irishscience580

Ай бұрын

Not really. He supported gay marriage, abortion etc. if would fit right in with the "club" these days.

GeorgeCarlin tells the truth in his off-the-wall humor. Ive been listening to him since i was 16, I'm now 70. I sleep great adter listening toGeorge.!!

“….but he loves you”: one of the greatest pieces of stand up comedy ever

@MoonlightBelladonna

11 ай бұрын

He does until you are able to think for yourself then guess who's burning but don't forget he loves you lol.

@USA92

10 ай бұрын

Not existing kinda ruins it.

@tanyalake9152

10 ай бұрын

It is impossible, unfortunately, to stay away from people who are non atheist/political. So many "christian/political adults" are so-called nurses, doctors, lawyers, judges, teachers, landlords. My so-called landlord is another Brown-skinned person. He loves money but, don't like fixing (certain) things, except when I withhold the rent. There is a hole in my ceiling, which I knew he saw, and he wilfully ignored the hole. I shouldn't have to tell that immature, insensitive, wilfully ignorant, money hungry, brainwashed mentality to fix the whole in the ceiling. I shouldn't have to withhold the rent, either, for him to fix/patch the ceiling.

@tomato12terra

10 ай бұрын

@@tanyalake9152what has this unintelligible gibberish got anything to do with George Carlin’s comedy on religion????

@tanyalake9152

10 ай бұрын

@@tomato12terra - Get 🤬 out and of here, assuming, self-centered, brainwashed, twisted, jerk!!!

George Carlin transcended comedy into straight up philosophy. We need more people with balls to stand up against the bullshit.

@interfaultability

2 жыл бұрын

absolutely agree , you said everything i thought whilst watching

@jackbolland9628

2 жыл бұрын

You do know actual atheist philosophers get embarrassed by the new atheists, these people are not philosophers, they are not fighting the resistance they are part of the tide and mainstream culture, pretty much the entire mainstream media are atheistic leaning are you really that dim

@jackbolland9628

2 жыл бұрын

@@interfaultability same goes to you

@ottozambrana66

2 жыл бұрын

That kind of "philosophy" is for the common masses. Real philosophy was written in the book this imbecile tried so hard to contradict UNSUCCESSFULLY.

@jeisytudu3477

2 жыл бұрын

Why need when you can

I love the way his mind works.

"If they want to have a say, let them pay their admission fee like the rest of us"! Spot on!! Amazing!!

@leischutte9179

2 ай бұрын

Yeah! Christian churches, like all other religions are capable and have committed acts of terrorism in the lives of some people!!! I mean millions burned at the stake, the crusades, and even in modern day they continue to perpetuate terrorism and a state of consciousness and quality of life basically equating to hell on Earth... also they don't like Homo sapien sapien xx sexed organisms and by attempting to pass legislation that forces xx sexed chromosome Homo sapien sapien's who have a uterus and the ability to gestate another Homo sapien sapien organism into gestational slavery or by depriving any girl or woman from having access to safe, affordable, accessible birth control and emergency contraception-which obviously prevents pregnancy- they are basically through their actions showing they believe a potential person has more rights than a woman or girl has. How the hell is that possibly called moral? It isn't- it's cruel and evil! Also, they need to understand that for some of us (like myself) being forced into gestational slavery or motherhood would be our worst nightmare come true. No thanks, my other three worst personal nightmares are my lived reality. ...Also, is anyone else having trouble accessing reliable, accurate information from credible sources about science, world news, history, etc.? I very much miss that and am wondering why I don't have access to it... also super weird a bunch of my books have disappeared ... not to mention cruel!

The man was a master of language.

@gretai8057

5 жыл бұрын

A Master of wit...)))

@skydiesay6019

4 жыл бұрын

I just made the likes 911 lmao

@Jblah

4 жыл бұрын

@Fluffy Panda Yeah its absolutely astounding that a experienced member of society who clearly has great reasoning skills aswell as a great level of humor can have wisdom. Only a priest, a hollywood celebrity or any random scientist can have wisdom. SMH

@Jblah

4 жыл бұрын

@@skydiesay6019 u suck LMAO

@Jblah

4 жыл бұрын

Lmfao i dont think he speaks any other languages.

Nobody had balls like Carlin, a true comedic legend way ahead of his time.

@jimg2885

2 жыл бұрын

I agree way ahead of his time and very funny..

@MarkJacksonGaming

2 жыл бұрын

-- Richard Pryor and Sam Kinnison did as well. Not to argue with ya. Just a couple peeps well worth checking out if you haven't. George was something special.

@Dqbbed

2 жыл бұрын

@@MarkJacksonGaming true I was speaking directly on how he puts everything in perspective in his own way, just like pryor, Sam or robin Williams, all have tremendous potential when it comes to mic skills.

@axhegrat5109

2 жыл бұрын

Carlin was like the miracle we were waiting for and had the pleasure of witnessing.

@jadearthur8713

2 жыл бұрын

Bill hicks

😂😂👏👏✌️❤️🌼 Still here 2024 🇺🇸 George Carlin will always be missed and loved. Glad I was fortunate enough to grow up, listening and watching him ✌️❤️🌼🇺🇸

@trollemctrollersen

9 күн бұрын

Carlin is a big talker. That is it.

@samanthaholm9634

5 күн бұрын

​@@trollemctrollersen he's dead he died

@trollemctrollersen

5 күн бұрын

@@samanthaholm9634 He was dead long before he stopped breathing.

This was a man who from childhood of , really LOOKED around and didn't chew all the regular bull that the " growin ups " told him , he USED his brain ! A verry rare gem of a man .

@barbaraarnzen5181

Ай бұрын

Yep. 💎

I'm an old fart. For many, many years, George made me laugh. As he and I aged, he made me THINK. So much wisdom. I miss George.

@karlasmuschristophersen3353

4 жыл бұрын

jkgramps coco llama,l

@antonioarcano7989

4 жыл бұрын

Watch Bill Burr similar.

@theorder7346

4 жыл бұрын

@jkgramps I'm a young guy, 15 years old. For two years George made me laugh. As I aged, he made me think and criticise the world around me. So much fucking wisdom. I love his personality. I miss George.

@phil7165

4 жыл бұрын

Anonymous Cat I am the same way too lol

@jennifergalberth1240

4 жыл бұрын

HE IS WITH YOU ALWAYS. YOUR PATRON SAINT😇🖤❤🖤😎🖤🙊🙉🙈

Another amazing fact about GC is his ability to not only write his own material, but MEMORIZING it to the point where his act seems to be 100% improvised on the spot.

@Rahbinah

2 жыл бұрын

Because he is authentic

@randymount8551

2 жыл бұрын

@@Rahbinah I totally agree it is incredible his abilities to communicate

@scoremxcom

2 жыл бұрын

Especially on weed!!!

@Fobber1980

2 жыл бұрын

Interesting. I actually think his act seems very written - but well written and therefor it doesn't really matter.

@scoremxcom

2 жыл бұрын

@@Fobber1980 What does not matter? The weed? of course it does, it helped him and he used it!!

No one makes more sense then Carlin.

Forgive me Lord for I have sinned. I listen to George Carlin on Easter Sunday

@xikano8573

28 күн бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

It's now 2019 and Montreal has begun taxing their churches :,) God bless joe pesci

@peterkarv2845

5 жыл бұрын

Nice!

@mimim7026

5 жыл бұрын

Wow! Really? How terribly reasonable of Montreal!

@a.v.4106

5 жыл бұрын

@Ben G he/she was being sarcastic lol

@eifelitorn

5 жыл бұрын

you mean joe pesci bless joe pesci?

@WolfenX4

5 жыл бұрын

CONGRATULATIONS. WATCH CHURCH CORRUPTION DECRRASE SIGNIFICANTLY

Somewhere around 1990 George Carlin stopped writing jokes and started telling just the truth. And in his last specials is just pure wisdom.

@goldenwolf8081

Жыл бұрын

He was an absolute 100% comedic genius! He spoke the truth better than anybody on earth!

@traviscoates6878

Жыл бұрын

Must’ve been right around the same time he was on Lamb Chops Play Along. He said “fuck this, Lamb Chop’s Play Along is my Pinnacle”

@eNigma011

Жыл бұрын

George was growing in wisdom as he aged. His truth will always be with us through the videos!👍

@westnblu

Жыл бұрын

@@eNigma011 I guess we all do in a way, gain a bit of wisdom as we age, but I'm impressed with his theatrics and the facial expressions he uses on stage. It compliments the story telling and the punch line is hilarious. After all that torture and pain a sinner will experience remember God does love u🤣!

@Tixtixboomboomroom

Жыл бұрын

😂 toQQ aww QQQq de de de SW SW d S SWW de de de de de d dee de de de de de de no no no de

George was a different class, magnificent ...RIP George ❤🙏

Just beautiful, he was and will remain a LEGEND. Religion is a poison on humanity.

Man I miss this guy. I wonder how savage his material would be today

@jackpadz6079

4 жыл бұрын

Pussies would be offended easily.

@TheFrostbite324

4 жыл бұрын

He’s too good for this decade

@tamaking86

4 жыл бұрын

Savage? He HAS been savage since 1974 with his first HBO presentation.

@billh344

4 жыл бұрын

Not sure George could handle the extremes of the right and left today. Both are completely nuts.

@jase37

4 жыл бұрын

@@billh344 The right is much worse though.

When philosophy meets comedy you get George Carlin.

@denierdev9723

3 жыл бұрын

Philosophy + Comedy + Pre-Boomers

@babilabub

3 жыл бұрын

Aptly put.

@suminazoran1314

3 жыл бұрын

Thats philosophy? Have You even finished high school?

@denierdev9723

3 жыл бұрын

@@suminazoran1314 If I think that hotdogs are good with mustard because it is easier to digest, because the mustard breaks down the hotdog on a molecular level and my amino acids can react with it quicker, meaning quicker digestion, that's my philosophy about mustard on hotdogs. If I think rape is wrong because it violates the law and is unconsentful and abusive, as wel as defiling, then that's my philosophy about rape. You confused this philosophy because you think "philosophy" is being Plato and writing thousand-page books.

@denierdev9723

3 жыл бұрын

@@suminazoran1314 Point being that Carlin has his philosophies on certain topics he shares in a humorous way. Now stfhu

The most honest person to have ever lived

This dude is always on point. Love him! RIP Mr Carlin.. you are a genius 👍😎😵‍💫

Sad we lost him right after the 2008 performance. He was such a genius.

@user-rg4zm2gr5k

7 ай бұрын

... and such a poor person in spirit ...

@shwingler8871

7 ай бұрын

@@user-rg4zm2gr5kspirits don’t exist

@GeneralSherm

7 ай бұрын

@@user-rg4zm2gr5knot everyone has to have the same beliefs as you 🙄 get over it 🤦🏼‍♂️

@jammapcb

7 ай бұрын

@@user-rg4zm2gr5k he just pointed out the bs. You all NPC retards!

@dude10081

7 ай бұрын

@@user-rg4zm2gr5kawe you’re a brain washed asshole with a non existent spirit, shitty. I hope Santa brings you gifts this Christmas. Hahahaha good luck asshole

How he mixes in pure fact with comedy is sheer genius. We will never have another George Carlin. R.I.P.

@brandonedge

Жыл бұрын

I would say thank God for George. But truly I think if there is a God, it/he/she/whatever would be proud of having created a species that Carlin belonged to.

@dionjanssen2790

Жыл бұрын

Amen 🌹❤️

@OGJbug

Жыл бұрын

He was truly in a league of his own.

@watersbey25

Жыл бұрын

True, but he definitely became more electrifying later in life.

@davidmiller7394

Жыл бұрын

You should check out Hal Sparks - Karmageddon.

One of the greatest American truth tellers of all time 💙💙🧢💙

@filmeseverin

18 күн бұрын

Jesus Christ is the truth.

The greatest thing about truth, is that it never loses relevancy... and relevancy is the lifeblood of great comedy/comedians.

@leischutte9179

2 ай бұрын

Truth is relative both culturally, personally, and in a diverse culture that allows multiple viewpoints, it may also lead to certain factions within a particular culture.

@StGammon77

Ай бұрын

Perspective is what comedians have, keep the truth out of it

George had the balls to say it out loud.

@kyoakland

4 жыл бұрын

Definitely

@nappyscribe1987

4 жыл бұрын

It does take a lot of dam courage. I'm married to a christian man. Whewwww. I try to work on sundays quite often.

@Lunatikk

4 жыл бұрын

@Jay Gorakh This applies to every Abrahamic religions, which includes Islam.

@isaacpeterson4122

4 жыл бұрын

you have to have some massive testicles to tell a group of cheering fans exactly what they want to hear.

@nappyscribe1987

4 жыл бұрын

Did religion teach you to say that to people that don't conform to your way of thinking? Most wars begin with religion, and that statement just proves it. Have a good day.

“…but he loves you.” gets me every time

@melindacortez2977

11 ай бұрын

Me too!! 😂

@leischutte9179

2 ай бұрын

Yeah, which isn't actually funny but the hypocrisy of the whole notion of a divine theistic anthropomorphic deity being omnipotent and for some reason needing to sacrifice his son for the 'sins' of the world instead of in all of his 'omnipotence' forgiving everyone of the 'sin' they were born into, is just absurd!

@chadrasmussen1154

Ай бұрын

Lol

Love this guy. His jokes are timeless.

@samlkings5783

4 ай бұрын

Yeah man but think about it I'm not a believer and i don't think it is wise to say things like that from all the evidence we got leads to either no God or an evil one who really does be watching us and laughing if that is true from all the stories we been told about hell imagine what he will do to those who speaks about him like this that scares me man

@leischutte9179

2 ай бұрын

MOST OF WHAT HE SAYS ISN'T FUNNY JUST REFRESHINGLY TRUE AND SAID OUTLOUD.

More people should listen to his jokes it might even change your life

My favorite atheist, and as a born and raised Christian, his religion talk always made me laugh harder than a lot of his stuff. RIP George, you were ahead of your time, and always right on point.

@u.s.m.c.fewproudthemarines2987

2 жыл бұрын

He was Genius friend

@lindseyup

2 жыл бұрын

Funny guy.. don't agree with his anti God rhetoric though

@dukes1993724

2 жыл бұрын

@@lindseyup Why not?

@u.s.m.c.fewproudthemarines2987

2 жыл бұрын

@@lindseyup I was very Religious all my life until I saw Mom get very Sick It was Horrible She had Cancer and it destroyed her. Cancer doesn't run in the family so I really don't know how she got it .

@cfaubs7516

2 жыл бұрын

@@lindseyup very smart man but chose to not understand what a true relationship with our creator is.

When Carlin was younger, he focused on "naughty" humor, polite euphemisms and scatalogical references. But as he aged, he focused more and more on social issues, and began cutting WAY closer to the bone, and the language grew more and more profane (spelled: 'honest'). Way more interesting, in my opinion. He was truly a master, and his style and skill with language has (IMHO) not yet been equaled. RIP George, you are truly missed.

@kevinretulado5731

4 жыл бұрын

David Schmidt im from the Philippines goerge is really good

@fenriders7008

4 жыл бұрын

David Schmidt I think Bill Hicks came somewhat close to George in the deep cuts and social commentary. Both are absolute titans that would’ve had a field day with the world today to make material on.

@kvandermeersch5753

4 жыл бұрын

What is your opinion on Ricky Gervais' stuff, granted he's a bit younger but he comes from a middle class background and "only" became famous when he was 40-something old. kzread.info/dash/bejne/hKp-j8yFopixqKQ.html

@singingwindrider9881

3 жыл бұрын

RIP = rest in peace. George didn't believe in Jesus so he's not resting in peace, he's suffering in hell tormented by devils laughing at his torment :( sad, very very 😥 I sure hope he repented before he died but I've not seen anything that says he did.

@darkice7669

3 жыл бұрын

Rip to him and Patrice Oneal. The big 2 legends!

George is still on point today, he would have so much to say about the current stupidy of our country

@samlkings5783

4 ай бұрын

Yeah man but think about it I'm not a believer and i don't think it is wise to say things like that from all the evidence we got leads to either no God or an evil one who really does be watching us and laughing if that is true from all the stories we been told about hell imagine what he will do to those who speaks about him like this that scares me man

@iknitall

4 ай бұрын

Well thank God I'm an Atheist

@samlkings5783

4 ай бұрын

@@iknitall so am i

@mastermoye3915

3 ай бұрын

@@samlkings5783Me too! AND PROUD OF IT!

I miss you, George! And you were right...that 3 Little Pigs story was great!

i come here whenever i feel like i need some spiritual support

@sinistrubs

4 жыл бұрын

Me too

@nappyscribe1987

4 жыл бұрын

hahahahahaha

@deepaknanda1113

4 жыл бұрын

Good place...😁

@alirezayousefi8575

4 жыл бұрын

Totally agree

@phil7165

4 жыл бұрын

Saddam Mohd The one safe place.

I miss this guys humor so much…he was a pure comical genius

@WilbertLek

2 жыл бұрын

And in whose "god" do you "believe"?

@MrEichhorn

2 жыл бұрын

just genius...or is reality comical? At least you cant take it with out humor.

@equilibrium1999

2 жыл бұрын

He was more than that. A Philosophical Comedian as well as a true Prophet.

@kennethfrierson2037

2 жыл бұрын

Classic my all time favorite

@cosmocho8216

2 жыл бұрын

He was a genius who was a comic

"...when you've finished burning all the books." - My goodness: how prescient was he??

What a genius!!! ... R.I.P. George ... you still make me laugh my ass off!!.

"TAX THESE MOTHERFUCKERS" George Carlin said it best.

@sophienugre4161

4 жыл бұрын

I think that's going a little to far... ... After all they fuck little boys, not their mothers! XD

@Jblah

4 жыл бұрын

To become rich invest in real estate. To become filthy rich start a religion. L ron Hubbard said that before he founded Scientology. LMAO

@phantasmtheater6015

4 жыл бұрын

MEGAATOMATIC IS A STUPID FUCK.I said it best.

@InTheFleshInc

4 жыл бұрын

Apparently you don't understand the separation of Church and State.

@InTheFleshInc

4 жыл бұрын

@@sophienugre4161, Catholicism & Christianity isn't the same

"They don't want to know what Jesus would do so they can do it, but so they can tell other people to do it." Priceless.

@MrMarco855

Жыл бұрын

Ignorant cheap statement.

@mamalives6938

Жыл бұрын

We were born speaking more truth life and wisdom in 3 words then any doctrines or laws of man. WaWa MaMa DaDa. This is who we really are born to be. Electing the laws of 1 man to parent the world in knowledge is the opposite of freedom. Says we are incompetent to parent our own children.

@jimchumley7907

Жыл бұрын

Nathan; Your priceless and an ignorant idiot like this ignorant fool was.

@s.h.1639

Жыл бұрын

sadly, this is true of a lot of christians. it gives us a bad rap.

@Footballcornerworld

Жыл бұрын

Belief has nothing to do with the church, people still don't got this point.

Delivery is fast and flawless, no stutter or mis spoken word. Sheer brilliance!!

I loved this guy. He always spoke the truth!! I wish he was alive today!!

“One of the saddest lessons of history is this: If we’ve been bamboozled long enough, we tend to reject any evidence of the bamboozle. We’re no longer interested in finding out the truth. The bamboozle has captured us. It’s simply too painful to acknowledge, even to ourselves, that we’ve been taken. Once you give a charlatan power over you, you almost never get it back.” ― Carl Sagan

@j.s.connolly8579

2 жыл бұрын

YEP! I have this as a Main Meme on my computer because it IS so SPOT ON!!!

@mrdeathgaming1457

2 жыл бұрын

WE are gaslighted everyday

@1arritechno

Жыл бұрын

Man made " Climate Change " will go down as the biggest Scam of this Century..! CO2 is not a primary driver for change , among the greater factors & forcing "yet" ,, people embrace it like another Religion..!

@santa_claus-north_pole

Жыл бұрын

Carlin became a Christian just before his death.

@mrdeathgaming1457

Жыл бұрын

@@santa_claus-north_pole bull

'If there is a God, he will have to beg my forgiveness.' Anonymously written on Nazi death camp wall...

@Longtack55

4 жыл бұрын

And the author probably killed by a German soldier wearing the standard belt inscribed with "Gott Mit Uns." "God with us" is a phrase commonly used in heraldry in Prussia (from 1701) and later by the German military during the periods spanning the German Empire (1871 to 1918), the Third Reich (1933 to 1945), and the early years of West Germany (1949 to 1962). Nothing like invoking an imaginary god to justify genocide and other barbarity. George Carlin, my "Light Bringer" (Lucifer.)

@aghadmtl

4 жыл бұрын

Leslie Starck the fuck are you on about

@sciencefirst7032

4 жыл бұрын

@Leslie Starck yes I'm very familiar with the story of Job...my point is God is man made. Do you think maybe it was possible because it was preached from the pulpit that the Jewish people were responsible for the death of Christ? And that Hitler was backed by the Pope...in Hitler's book he said he was only doing what the church had be trying to do all along. There is no god to turn our backs on! Really...it's just bronze age superstitions and if we are going to survive we must abandon it and ridicule it every chance we get.

@sciencefirst7032

4 жыл бұрын

@@aghadmtl she's a Christian trolling KZread! Lol

@sciencefirst7032

4 жыл бұрын

@Leslie Starck darling I've rolled joints from bible pages! Lol

George Carlin is the best philosopher ever i dearly miss him

Dad died when I was a boy and found out in my 40s that Carlin was his favorite comedian. Mine too and I never knew that. Genetic? Probably not. Carlin is just a timeless genius.

Carlin, a true champion of protected free speech.

@gmgunnhildr2711

4 жыл бұрын

Steven Soco that bit is also speech, so...yeah.

@gmgunnhildr2711

4 жыл бұрын

Steven Soco agreed.

@kubakola

4 жыл бұрын

PSESSIONS Absolutely

@madyjules

4 жыл бұрын

True & don’t forget Lenny Bruce

@kevjer

4 жыл бұрын

Nice old school phillies logo!!! Plus miss that Carlin wont be in bill and ted 3.

I saw him at Northern Michigan University in 88 or 89. He blew us 18-20 y.o. kids away! His intellect and delivery on stage was something I had never witnessed up to that point or since then. You can love him or hate him, agree or disagree with him, but you have to admit his style and technique was second to none.

@glendalestoner420

2 жыл бұрын

Absolutely 💯

@Vintagefuture

2 жыл бұрын

GET IT ON…..kzread.info/dash/bejne/nHitspmFg9Hee9Y.html

@Esiaa

2 жыл бұрын

You're lucky you saw him in person. He was a genius. I loved his wit and intelligence.

@rexwarren6136

2 жыл бұрын

That's a fact

@lillianmurphy303

2 жыл бұрын

Agreed. I don't always agree with him or love every joke, but he was a stand-up comic with perfect technique, wit, smarts, all of it. So much thought went into what he did, but yet didn't come off that way in performance.

George Carlin was SO SO good!!!!!!!!!

George was WAY ahead of his time!!!

George Carlin is a philosopher disguised as a comedian . His stand up comedy routines will probably stand the test of time because of the insightful and sincere messages he was delivering to the American public .

@thejurassicchicken1445

3 жыл бұрын

There’s nothing insightful when you simplify the complex idea of god to “an invisible man in the sky watching you”.

@miles6593

3 жыл бұрын

@@thejurassicchicken1445 : I don't agree with all of George's philosophies either , my friend . That is certainly not the way that this soul perceives God . Myself , I perceive God as a life force which flows within and without the beings on this planet .... the life force which connects all living beings together . My perception sees the interconnection and interdependence between all entities . For this reason , all life is sacred to me . Peace and good health to you ... Miles from Canada .

@thejurassicchicken1445

3 жыл бұрын

@@miles6593 I like your perspective, it seems humble and loving. Peace from US

@Ravishrex1

3 жыл бұрын

Global public ThAnks to the interwebs

@bodyshoplaboratories501

3 жыл бұрын

All comedy is philosophy.

The comedy of George Carlin is hilarious, brilliant and timeless. Carlin was much more than a stand up comic. He always wove social commentary into his programs, which prompted people to think and consider the state of affair while laughing. George Carlin is sorely missed.

@spacejunky4380

Жыл бұрын

Ironically he's jokes are offensive now in-days among people only three years younger than me. The difference between someone who is 23 and 19/20 is shocking. I hardly can have a good day joking with them because eventually someone will get offended. Or, when you joke around a subject, then you poke the dragon's belly and joke directly about the topic and people turn to look at you like you've committed a sin is just odd. You can talk around the topic. Just can't directly state what it you were all joking about, okay cool

@jasonpierson2304

Жыл бұрын

when you tell the truth in a funny way it never gets old

@spacejunky4380

Жыл бұрын

@@jasonpierson2304 timeless man. I love topical comedy for that reason.

@speechup2679

Жыл бұрын

So how you guys doin tonight huh!! Well fuuckk you!!!

@lisamuliapower3764

Жыл бұрын

Well I judge him the best vague

I am form Pakistan & I can’t agree enough with this legend he’s absolutely brilliant & to the actually to the point

We need George now more than ever, man.

George would've had SO MUCH material to work with today had he survived. We miss you, George. RIP. 🙏

@robertroecker851

4 ай бұрын

We love you and we miss you

@grievousrationality4664

4 ай бұрын

But I doubt he can speak so openly like he used to

@Rayzersword

3 ай бұрын

​@@grievousrationality4664 That's because you're stupid, and George would tell you so. Andrew Tate says the most vile bullshit imaginable and has millions of followers. Joe Rogan is a pretentious idiot but is one of the most successful entertainers on Earth. People get canceled sometimes, but "cancel culture" as you seem to understand it is a myth made by rich people with power to convince you to vote a certain way. Just. Like. Religion. Lol xD

@Rayzersword

3 ай бұрын

​​@@grievousrationality4664 I mean you just watched him on KZread right? No one took down the video. It has 16 million views lol take that "I can't speak freely" bs and shove it. When George was starting his career he got fired for saying ass. People have soooo much more freedom to say what they want now.

@Linesjointspenaltypoints

3 ай бұрын

RIP? He would detest someone saying that about him 😂 he gone gone

“People are basically dumb”, George’s s got that right. Brilliant man! Gone but not forgotten.

@rossevanricamara4169

2 жыл бұрын

That might mean people like you.

@hans-joachimbierwirth4727

Жыл бұрын

@@rossevanricamara4169 We all start as morons. I's on us whether we stay that way.

The man was brilliant!!!

Love George Carlin! One of my favorites! But on a side, Jesus revised the Ten Commandments down to two already. Love God, and love your neighbor as yourself. If we could treat each other respectfully, just as we want to be treated, it would solve a whole lot of problems.

@filmeseverin

3 ай бұрын

Yes, *all evil has been done because of stupidity and the main/worst stupidity has always been to not listen by God/Jesus.* In particular, for mankind, if ALL people (over history and nowadays) would have followed the main commandment from Jesus Christ, *besides to love / respect our Heavenly Father, to love / respect (care for) the other humans as we love / respect (care for) ourselves,* all the crimes and the tremendous useless suffering would have never happen. As Jesus has said: *_"Be perfect therefore, as your Heavenly Father is perfect"_* Matthew 5, 48 Unfortunately, too many people have refused over history, and too many still refuse nowadays, to follow this.

"Personally, I would never want to be a member of any group where you either HAVE TO wear a hat, or YOU CAN'T wear a hat". -Such a simple statement that seems to so cleanly sum up the ludicrous nature of whole religion business.

@s.e.f8160

4 жыл бұрын

Exactly! But it’s so true

@carna-9501

4 жыл бұрын

Then theres heathenry. Take their shit because you want too, fuck their women because you want too, do whatever you want within the laws of the community, because you want too. Do so and you will have lived your life the way you wished, while at the same time living with honor. Its glorious

@jasoncarpp7742

4 жыл бұрын

I wear a hat a lot when I'm outside, but when I sit down with someone, I remove my hat.

@boogathon

3 жыл бұрын

But you don't have to join a religion, which negates his whole complaint.

@danieluselmann1034

2 жыл бұрын

"HATS OPTIONAL!"

I’m glad to see so many still watching his routines. Too bad he isn’t around in these crazy times.

@steve-o6413

2 жыл бұрын

Love him or hate him, he still had a intelligent Wit about him...

@champagneshane9654

2 жыл бұрын

I had to give you the 100th like

@FlawlesSanshiro

2 жыл бұрын

..there is no 'time' when this man shouldn't be around...

@alexrogers777

2 жыл бұрын

All these people saying we're in the "end times", making rapture predictions and saying trump is god's chosen one and Carlin would roast them so hard they fall off the bone

@Niki_Parvanov

2 жыл бұрын

So much material nowadays

As an ex-christian I fully agree with George.

@chadrasmussen1154

Ай бұрын

I'm still a christain heaven is real we need to respect God and Jesus

@jayceewaldner8505

Ай бұрын

You weren’t really one if you’re able to go away from it

@chadrasmussen1154

Ай бұрын

That's not true what he's saying is he believed in god and or the Jesus story but then he started to question his existance based on logic and evidence and found none that doesn't mean he was not a christain theres people out there who sincerely believe in Jesus and God and think they are real but then based on random stuff happening in their life random hallucinations dreams ect found out there is no evidence for. Any of this stuff literally it doesn't mean they were not christain or turned there back on god it just means they became skeptical what's wrong with that my cousin as well as my other cousin whos a genius when it comes to video games and music he's a christain but he also went to church and asked honest questions they couldn't answer so he's still a christain like I am but he admits he doesn't know all the answers why are some christains so arrogant man how do you know for a fact its the one true religion what if you pick wrong what if there is a god or higher power but it ain't Jesus what if it's just a diety or what if it's the Muslim god dude why do you bash on other people's beliefs or lack their of others don't do that to you lol

@chadrasmussen1154

Ай бұрын

Fear God he's mad

He was telling us the TRUTH . . . to bad we didn't take him seriously, he was waring us . . . R.I.P. loved your work!

Sadly, Hitchens is gone, Hawking is gone and so is Carlin... sane men who fought the delusions and stupidity, and they shall never be forgotten.

@elemu3653

5 жыл бұрын

Great men indeed 👍they will keep us inspired for a long time

@elemu3653

5 жыл бұрын

🖖 you speak the truth

@cadvisors

5 жыл бұрын

They will be forgotten by ignorance, unfortunately.

@candeffect

5 жыл бұрын

The Columbine murderers remembered them and acted on their atheistic beliefs.

@candibeamish4118

5 жыл бұрын

"More people have been killed in the name of *GOD* than for any other reason!"

“You don't get rich writing science fiction. If you want to get rich, you start a religion.”― L. Ron Hubbard (founder of Scientology)

@carlcarlson3238

Жыл бұрын

And he did.

@wolves167

Жыл бұрын

Contradictory statement, he said the same thing twice…

@randyallen4959

Жыл бұрын

Hubbard was a shit bird as a Navy officer.

@michaelbeauchamp9992

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, L. Ron Hubbard. The biggest idiot in human history

@reaganite889

Жыл бұрын

Religion is really messed up when someone comes out like sciencetogly admit that they always want money 💰 really messed up

Man made God in his own image.

@chadrasmussen1154

Ай бұрын

Naw God Is real and loves us

George Carlin is pure energy ,total genius ❤👍✌️

Carlin is one of the best of all time. He is truly missed!

@J.M.-nb4gw

11 ай бұрын

well said and spot on, I love seeing George at various stages of his life and career, especially the last few years before he died. George Carlin was the best philosopher, poet, social and political critic AND comedian in US history!

@snelgrave101

11 ай бұрын

Not one of the best, THE BEST.

@jonelbondyingnuezca742

11 ай бұрын

He is in hell now.

@tjwhisenhunt1089

10 ай бұрын

​@@jonelbondyingnuezca742 if he's in hell, I wonder how much further in hell all the past Pope's are

@dross4207

10 ай бұрын

@@jonelbondyingnuezca742 With the god that you believe in, isn’t Hell the better option?

The Great thing about George Carlin's comedy. He didn't tell jokes, he just spoke the truth.

@rayw3332

Жыл бұрын

Same with Dice

@jimihilebert8623

Жыл бұрын

I believe it was Jeff Foxworthy that said "true stuff is the funniest "

@stevewalsh23

Жыл бұрын

too bad he was wrong about 50% of the time. Some great bits though.

@kevinendo9613

Жыл бұрын

@@stevewalsh23 truth can be wrong.. truth 1ooo

@stevewalsh23

Жыл бұрын

@@kevinendo9613 No. There is a different kind of truth, like "the gun is always loaded", but Carlin's jokes do not fall under that category. He was just wrong a lot of the time.

R.I.P. He was a great man and is missed greatly ...

@chadrasmussen1154

Ай бұрын

Is he down there now lol

He was just brilliant. RIP George.

The older I get, the better he gets. May Pesci bless George.

@eliuryes2778

2 жыл бұрын

Pesci bless America!

@GingerZombie29

2 жыл бұрын

Joe rest his soul.

@robertbailey6611

2 жыл бұрын

I bet he does

@sasquatch2753

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah but the fuck never took on Islam. He was a.coward

@Wraithlen

2 жыл бұрын

So true. "He's loves you! But he needs money!"

Carlin's greatest comedic weapon was common sense. Something the world sorely lacks these days.

@1986beasty

Жыл бұрын

Amen, especially now

@PraiseTheFSMonster

Жыл бұрын

It's something the world has always lacked. It's definitely not just now

@thomascattington1660

Жыл бұрын

Life experience. Joe Pesci with a baseball bat vs hopes and prayers. 😜

@kadeelacayo4806

Жыл бұрын

@@1986beasty very ironic for you to say amen on a video talking about how much religion is bullshit

@CrankyBarista

Жыл бұрын

...and critical thinking

I love his bit about bothering God on Sabbath. As least we wait till Sunday

@leischutte9179

2 ай бұрын

God is the sum that all humankind can do. That is all.

Still relevant! Simply the best!❤️

"And he always needs money!!" Televangelists ouch...

@reignman30

2 жыл бұрын

Not just televangelists, every church passes around the collection plate every Sunday. My uncle goes to a church that collected their credit card numbers so if they miss church for whatever reason, they can still donate to get their soul saved ;). God is keeping score you know.

@laei6391

2 жыл бұрын

@jason Edenburg Even Justin Bieber

@WindrunnerB4

2 жыл бұрын

@@reignman30 that’s, easily leading to straight up stealing.

@WindrunnerB4

2 жыл бұрын

My mom’s church has a collection plate, but the money doesn’t just go to her, it goes to her, the staff, the church in general and a good portion goes to charity. Much better than those corrupt churches where the priests and pastors and bishops get all the money.

@davidhunt7249

2 жыл бұрын

RELIGION: FEED ME!

There will never be another George Carlin! R.I.P my dude

@jackfarringer2326

4 жыл бұрын

There was Bill Hicks

@RickyC0626

4 жыл бұрын

Dave Chapelle

@V-tec28

4 жыл бұрын

@A C Jack John has a God u think so??why?becouse he is using his brain??the thing God gave him?

@kyoakland

4 жыл бұрын

Truth

@nappyscribe1987

4 жыл бұрын

Wow, I didn't know he'd died.

What is amazing is that it has been 50 years even within these Carlin skits and nothing changes...

George Carlin is an absolute legend of comedy. Whatever the subject, he's hilarious.

This guy is not just entertainer he is a great teacher of morality and logic

@dbmikeyg255

Жыл бұрын

He’s not fickle that’s why RIP

@thisguy1801

Жыл бұрын

Cool story. Now he's nothing in dust. Funny, as rebelious as I was as a kid..dude was never funny. Kinda a bitch. Now he's nothing, never existed.

@AntitheistHuman

Жыл бұрын

I have known him recently, what a shame to have never heared about him before

@daystar4058

Жыл бұрын

Smh...

@jackjohnsen8506

Жыл бұрын

you must be as dumb as Carlin is?

4:07 “well not overnight, you can’t see the sun at night, but first thing the next morning”😂

@cabsep

4 жыл бұрын

The follow up and timing of a genius.

Who else is watching this George Carlin? He was a genius. RIP

Love the truth so much and this man often tells it!