I love reading the recent comments and seeing all the conservatives who probably heard "George Carlin would be a conservative today" or whatever, came here, and then got the shock of a fucking lifetime lol. Good to see he's still pissing conservatives off to this day.

@CrabMan2539

Жыл бұрын

I've noticed it too. The snowflakeservatives had said for a long time that Carlin was a true man of facts, logic, and reality. Suddenly they see this and he immediately went from that to a "horrible, disgusting, baby-killing advocate who preys on people's beliefs". Really shows how soft the conservstives are.

@ApexGale

3 ай бұрын

George was a proper leftist from start to finish.

@thomastheseer6117

2 ай бұрын

Amen

@JeremyS.-ug3sp

2 ай бұрын

Its just really astounding how many of them try to claim him as theirs. lol Its clear they never heard any of his stuff except very carefully edited clips.

@willard2729

2 ай бұрын

NEVER NEVER NEVER addresses late-term abortion of a healthy baby George Carlin was a FRAUD And DEAD SOLDIERS gave you the free speech you used to make a living True assholes love George Carlin, jack Kerouac, Frank Zappa…..jerks

I don’t even think George was making jokes anymore at this stage in his career. He was going on rants that made people laugh because the subject matter was so ridiculous, yet true.

@billiebobbienorton2556

Жыл бұрын

Absolutely. Very sad, but soooooo true ! ! ! 👍👍

@meganhicks8718

Жыл бұрын

I think you may Have missed the earlier George because that’s why he did his whole career. Genius who was educated by the stupidity of society

@commontater8630

Жыл бұрын

He brought his comedic sense to bear while talking seriously about the subject at hand.

@rhodenaros

Жыл бұрын

I've seen this happen in real life with myself and a few of my friends sometimes we'll just get on a rant about how absurd things are and how confused conservatives are about their own issues and we can't stop laughing. Carlin masterfully tapped into that and let everybody know that we're thinking the same thing which made us continue to question why is it still this way!!

@nocturnalrecluse1216

Жыл бұрын

He wasn't a stand up comic. He was a visionary.

“Not every ejaculation deserves a name” is the best line delivered in the history of comedy

"Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers." One of the most hard hitting remarks I've ever heard from anyone about anything. R.I.P, George. You were truly one of a kind.

@josephmcdermott6488

Жыл бұрын

Conservatives want babies to live because unlike liberals we don't justify murder by calling it "a medical procedure"

@jonmo2694

Жыл бұрын

Seems like.the democrats are pretty pro.war to me, shit didn't happen much during TRUMPS presidency now look at Biden , he wants world war 3 seemsike it

@jonmo2694

Жыл бұрын

So is it better to have dead babies to not be raised to reduce the population like the libtards want to do? Ask Billy Gates

@E_Clampus_Vitus

Жыл бұрын

He would be so outraged with today’s Democrats.

@TheSaltyAdmiral

Жыл бұрын

@@E_Clampus_Vitus Yes he would, as he was then, for not having the balls to stand up to republicans.

Carlin is not a comedian. he is a philosopher who adds humor.

@danielrdater9025

2 жыл бұрын

Completely agree. The best there ever was.

@vincentpulizzijr

2 жыл бұрын

I wrote George Carlin is a philosopher with a sense of humor on numerous Carlin vids, atleast if your going to copy, copy it right

@ljp206

2 жыл бұрын

@@vincentpulizzijr curb your grammar. it's you're.

@toejamandearl8110

2 жыл бұрын

I was going to say idiot but anyway, he's dead.

@dabunnyrabbit2620

2 жыл бұрын

@@vincentpulizzijr I'm not copying you, I agree with you, I always thought he was a philosopher with a sense of humor. I'm just saying it in my "own words" if you know another way to say it, I'm all ears.

A man far ahead of his time. Wish you were around to call them out on their hypocrisy

@AzafTazarden

2 жыл бұрын

I mean, the hypocrisy is still pretty much the same

@MravacKid

2 жыл бұрын

That's pretty much what he's doing in this video, it's not a new thing.

@Da_Most_Shady

2 жыл бұрын

He wasn't ahead of his time, nothing has changed.

@sonnyroy497

2 жыл бұрын

WE can call them out on their hypocrisy.

@user-ms4dj6fc2i

2 жыл бұрын

@@Da_Most_Shady unfortunately it's got worse, at least it used to be hidden 😔

You know why Carlin was so well loved? Because he told the honest truth and exposed people's bullshit. His knack for the English language and breaking down social, political, and economic issues makes him one of the most intelligent comedians ever. And to do that and make people laugh at the same time is pure genius. He basically told us we're all fuct and there's nothing we can do about and we just laugh ourselves to the grave.

@ronmichaels3772

11 ай бұрын

What happened to “the DIShonest truth?”

@sharablecortex2725

11 ай бұрын

Dave Chappelle is the only one now doing this. Yet they try to ban/cancel him at every turn. They would've tried this shit with Carlin too.

@tronmartin1

11 ай бұрын

He was one of the keenest observers of our time. Having said that, he gave many opinions that resonated with people but they were not necessarily true.

@xDPx-zh7vr

11 ай бұрын

@@tronmartin1 Nobody can be 100% accurate with their takes on the world at all times but Carlin was by no means irresponsible with those takes. More than anything I think he got ppl to stop and think about what they accept as normal and question themselves and their government. The majority of ppl just do what they're told regardless of how much it infringes on their human rights but Carlin put a huge spotlight on those topics. Only Chappelle in my opinion hits as closely on his views on the world. But Carlin's mastery of the English language and his ability to rant nonstop without missing a beat is what makes him the GOAT. Chappelle a very very close 2nd.

@tronmartin1

11 ай бұрын

@@xDPx-zh7vr Hey, I never stated that he was irresponsible. His perceptions of human nature were uncanny sometimes, but that doesn't mean he would not exaggerate sometimes, or be a little biased. He above all else had self control. You never heard anything bad about him or his behavior in his personal life. Some comedians or entertainers end up in the news for the wrong reasons.

“It’s called the American Dream because you have to be asleep to believe it.” - GC

@spongebobsquarepants8403

Жыл бұрын

Wise words from a man named Great Cum.

@frankrichards3089

Жыл бұрын

Yes

@MP-db9sw

Жыл бұрын

Its a big club and you aint in it.

@JustinElkin

Жыл бұрын

You have to be born in Gen Z to know it.

@MP-db9sw

Жыл бұрын

@@JustinElkin nah bro, Im gen X and known this sht for decades. Peace.

It is borderline frightening how relevant his specials have stayed. There truly is no other like this man. Wherever he's gone to now, I hope he knows how missed he is 👑

@certifiedfunnyguy

Жыл бұрын

If the Christian afterlife is real he is sipping martinis in hell

@CentigradeMind

Жыл бұрын

All of these are common sense. Yet, it seems we need this man to wake up the others. (He's an amazing comedian!

@JustinLodes

Жыл бұрын

He doesn’t know anything. Ya know why? CAUSE HES FUCKIN DEAD!

@KittyGrizGriz

Жыл бұрын

Yet; everyone’s still asleep on the issue 🤦‍♀️

@johnb5057

Жыл бұрын

@@certifiedfunnyguy thank god it isnt. he'd be down there, screaming up at us!

It's mind bending how relevant George is today after all these years. His views, as it turns out, are timeless.

This man defined a generation and his reality based humor is still relevant today! I miss this dude!

@claudemayers

Жыл бұрын

Not every ejaculation deserves a name that's what George says in this video about halfway through

@claudemayers

Жыл бұрын

This is absolutely brilliant including the sanctity of life at the end

@John_McDonnell

11 ай бұрын

"defined a generation" George hated his fellow baby boomers, with good reason.

@KittyGrizGriz

11 ай бұрын

@@John_McDonnellBS

@Tidybitz

11 ай бұрын

@@John_McDonnell ... From my looking it up, George was born n 1937, not a baby boomer!

the fact that conservatives think he would've agreed them is just .......

@PrincessGalaxia9

Жыл бұрын

Like how just about any other person/character they idolize would actually hate conservatives.

@s29nv1sr1

Жыл бұрын

@@PrincessGalaxia9 this is like when they complain about _Star Wars_ being political even though the Empire/Stormtroopers were an allegory for the US's role in Vietnam, or when they complain about comics being too political when Captain America was introduced by punching N/zis, Peter Parker represented the struggles of lower class and talked about gun control, Superman was basically a superpowered soci@list fighting against corruption in the government, X-Men are an allegory for persecuted minorities (they started as an allegory for the Civil Rights movement gradually morphed to reflect the current times) and the Punisher is a critique of the justice and police....I can go on

@daryno9048

Жыл бұрын

Conservatives also did that MLK even though the man is a self proclaimed socialist who believe that classism and racism were tied together

@PrincessGalaxia9

Жыл бұрын

@@s29nv1sr1 Forgot to respond, but yes all of this. When did spidey talk about gun control though? I don't remember that.

@dokjastopsimp2370

Жыл бұрын

"bUT He wAs sO eDGy"

What other comedian do you know would have the balls to open a show with 12 minutes on abortion?

@CodeOssyria

8 жыл бұрын

Probably a few but only because they dgaf like george carlin, also those whose topics are generally problems in the world that are made my bs

@CyberBlastoise

2 жыл бұрын

Jon Stewart, Hasan Minaj, John Oliver just to name a few.

@graham2014

2 жыл бұрын

@@CyberBlastoise John Oliver has the balls, and he is funny, but honestly at times he can just be insufferable. The constant virtue signaling makes it just really annoying; like I generally agree with what he says, but his normal 2-3 minute segments he will make where he gets all serious and impassioned as if he's making a change is just silly to me. George Carlin makes good saliant points, but he doesn't even try to adopt this moral high ground that I always feel with Oliver... didn't mean to rant whoops.

@cart4062

2 жыл бұрын

All non American comedians.

@stevesalt8003

2 жыл бұрын

@@graham2014 As George said "I have no stake in it"

Theres a math behind his comedy that I can’t explain, but it’s there and I notice it. That’s what makes him so great. His joke placements and set ups are impeccable.

@oldworldorder9424

Жыл бұрын

He said he told jokes in a rhythm like singimg snd apply that to the phrase.

@jackhackett80

11 ай бұрын

He had been doing it for years before this, and he always managed to stay contemporary and relevant no gimmicks

@IanIsrael

6 ай бұрын

George’s comedic timing was untouchable.

@2Sor2Fig

Ай бұрын

Indeed, Carlin's timing is beautiful. It's much like the tide; he hunches down, starts up slow and ramps up slowly but inexorably.

Because life is precious until it's not. And George Carlin was a precious treasure taken from us far too soon.

Today, in 2023, George Carlin’s message is as spot on as he ever was. Maybe more so. We miss you George.

The wisest words that Carlin used repeatedly "You know why, because we made the whole fucking thing up"

@edithbannerman4

Жыл бұрын

@Hello there, how are you doing this blessed day?

This man was amazing and the fact that we're still dealing with several of these things from 20, 30, 40 years ago say a lot.

@themadmanescaped1

2 жыл бұрын

Religion is the primary cause for it.

@droth1031

Жыл бұрын

See, that's what I was saying... Abortion issues? Still a problem. Cancel culture? Still a problem. Gun control? Still a problem. It's almost like human stupidity is cyclical, and he was one of the few to see it.

@chris532008

Жыл бұрын

it s the same as for all time the new world order or as used to b referred to satan

@kevincampbell9777

Жыл бұрын

Danny Divito is more honest and still alive.

@richarddaddio360

Жыл бұрын

@@kevincampbell9777 That would be DeVito --and as good as he is he is no George Carlin IMHO.

I wish George was still around to give his opinion on conservatives today.

"If you're pre-born, you're fine. If you're preschool, you're fucked." 😅 Perfect!

Listening to George Carlin is like getting a bachelor's degree in common sense and knowledge

@idenree8606

Жыл бұрын

I mean, I guess stupid people do sound smart to even stupider people, so yeah in that sense.

@tomprebis8977

Жыл бұрын

@@idenree8606 on what basis do you call Carlin ‘stupid?’ Defend that position Iden…

@idenree8606

Жыл бұрын

@@tomprebis8977 why do I call him stupid? Oh I don't know, maybe because he said that fetuses are not humans because "the government doesn't count them in the census". Do I need to explain to you why that's stupid or do you actually have the minimal amount of brain cells to understand it on your own?

@kothen4994

Жыл бұрын

@@idenree8606 L + ratio

@_Stargazer_.

Жыл бұрын

@@idenree8606 is this your last resort ? .. do you people just insult when ur points are rebutted and countered with good arguements ?? ... if your mindset has been challeged , learn to counter argue instead of just insulting people ... coward.

June 24th 2022. George you don't know how bad it's gotten my friend. A truly great mind you had my friend!!!!!

@edithbannerman4

Жыл бұрын

@Hello there, how are you doing this blessed day?

As a former catholic and now atheist I have only just come across this video. George was brilliant at saying those things that many of us would like to express but fall short of saying them.

It still pisses me off to this day that people think that George Carlin is a conservative

@Nomoreinem

Жыл бұрын

Well, some of them have appropriated MLK so this doesn’t surprise me.

@beardedslavbrew615

29 күн бұрын

I think he was an independent because I'm pretty sure he would be pretty appalled at the Biden and the Trump Administration

Replace the six republican supreme court justices with chickens, and we wouldn’t be in this unfortunate situation today. Because chickens are decent people.

@earleensdiner5495

Жыл бұрын

They have lice, but that's a small price to pay.

@WarningBFG-isHiring

Жыл бұрын

@@earleensdiner5495 Well, that’s because they live in filthy conditions and we don’t give a rat ass about them.

@kademcarthur5362

Жыл бұрын

🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓

@-Trauma.

Жыл бұрын

Dude buy some condoms...its cheaper and has less health/psychological effects.

@Damnitjim7

Жыл бұрын

I thought they where chickens

I thought his religion rant was good (and it is), but this one was just damn near flawless. George Carlin was born 25 years too early. Can you imagine him delivering this sort of incisive insight with his inimitable comedic flair TODAY? Wow.

@treeofgrowth

Жыл бұрын

This world was meant to go to shit. Hence he was born earlier than he should've. We get so carried away in our own bullshit that we made up. Jeez!

@peaceful3250

Жыл бұрын

The woke idiots would have him cancelled.

@julianthethief

Жыл бұрын

Fact checkers has determined this post will be censored for misinformation 😂

@monotech20.14

11 ай бұрын

Rightwingers have been trying the same thing for the last 70 some years. Its always the same talking points.

@ArgueWithTheMajority

11 ай бұрын

They'd call him a godless snowflake of a commie today. Fascism has done a number on public discourse.

"That seems like something Christ would do." is probably my favorite line out of this whole thing.

Was blessed to see him live. He would have a field day with the bs that’s going around now .

@Lesrevesdhiver

Ай бұрын

I think most of us would gladly drop a couple grand to hear what he had to say about the events of today.

My husband and I were lucky enough to get to see him on his last tour, and he was wonderful. He literally came out and announced that he was going to clear out the folks who there because they had season tickets for that venue, and that was exactly what he did. It was glorious. We cracked up as we watched these people got up & left as they got offended by different things, and it just kept getting better & better!

@docleadpill5556

7 ай бұрын

I guess you both were lucky enough to be born also. Millions upon millions of murdered babies are not. Think about it. This man was a monster.

@Evil_Noah

3 ай бұрын

I would kill to have seen that.

@Mega_Mikey

Ай бұрын

I saw him on his last tour too, I remember he was reading from his notebook and started a joke about standing in line at McDonald’s and then he goes “oh…I fucked up the joke!” And moved on 😂 I really wanted to hear that joke

@kathrinsides2838

Ай бұрын

@@Mega_Mikey I remember that notebook & thinking over & over again about how much I would have loved to get my hands on that notebook for a night. 😹 Every time I think about that show or any time my husband and I talk about it, we always say something about how grateful we are that we got to see him live. We have been able to see some of the comedy heroes that have been hugely important & impactful to our lives over the course of our lives, and we are incredibly grateful for that. And Carlin is one of the greats.

It's sad that he recorded this back in 1995, and it's just as relevant today

@tatchik77

Жыл бұрын

For real!

@marcopitz773

Жыл бұрын

It’s more relevant now.

@lyran2818

Жыл бұрын

Yes, that's what I wrote. 🤟

@sammybutler3027

Жыл бұрын

@@lyran2818 you’re giving Thomas Jefferson and James Madison from Hamilton vibes

@michaelgrace489

Жыл бұрын

What a horrible man. Pity his mum didn't abort him.

An intellectual comic who will forever be relevant. No one like him before, and never again.

@4Astaroth

3 ай бұрын

There were some like him in other countries. Volker Pispers from Germany made political satire (Kabarett) for more than 20 years about the same things and also stayed relevant like George over all this time.

@niranjannaik8787

3 ай бұрын

@@4Astaroth ok. I have not heard any of his material but what I HAVE heard from others in this genre, falls woefully short of George's wit, wisdom and pure genius.

@4Astaroth

3 ай бұрын

@@niranjannaik8787 George was definitely one of the best in this category. But as Volker always said: "I am doing this bit of my routine for 20 years and nothing changed except names. Some months ago I was looking through the channels and stopped by some news because I have to stay informed. And I thought well this was some days ago, some months ago already and I hadn't noticed for minutes that this announcer was already dead. It was a news show from 25 years ago. It's always the same stuff they tell." And he is right. "It's always about poor against poor, East against West (Germany), women against men." He stopped doing stuff on stage when the AFD (a rather new political far right party in Germany got over 10 percent, now they are near 20).

@niranjannaik8787

3 ай бұрын

@@4Astaroth Very true. I agree wholeheartedly. I am an Indian and as one, I can totally identify with your view.

He sprays hit the nail on the head with his observations. One of my favorite in this clip is when he says the anti-abortion/conservative people are actually anti-women. So. True.

Scary how relevant this is 25 years later

@bobross4449

Жыл бұрын

he was waaaay to ahead of his time

@Zach-je4zd

Жыл бұрын

History repeats itself.

@garyshort9007

Жыл бұрын

Just plain scary! He was a shock jock entertainer. he used rapid fire truisms not facts to pander to the progressive audiences. He french kissed the asses of liberals for big money box office pay days!

Can you imagine the material he'd have today and the rants he would be going on?!?!?!....He'd never run out of material. A master, a genius, an honest human being.

@rudimine4679

Жыл бұрын

I bet he would wipping flor with democrats, so much new idiotic material every day

@karlkamphefner8529

Жыл бұрын

So true! He'd be set for another lifetime!

@liagarden

Жыл бұрын

Lewis Black? Getting old but he had some great rants! My alter-ego! 😂😂😂

@elc1960

Жыл бұрын

We wouldn't need Stephen Colbert, Bill Maher, Lewis Black or Seth Meyers anymore. They'd all be unnecessary.

@troyboldon1

Жыл бұрын

I’d love to hear him flip it.

We need comedians like this again, unafraid to make funny logical jokes.

@MRB39919

11 ай бұрын

Conservatives would shut him down

Carlin is not "just a comedian." He is an intellectual prophet for our generation.

@IanIsrael

6 ай бұрын

This!!

@sammccue500

2 ай бұрын

@@IanIsrael “If you want to tell people the truth, you’d better make them laugh or they’ll kill you” ~ George Bernard Shaw

One of my biggest regrets is that I never got to see GC live. He was a true gift to humanity.

@terryleeschiller8515

2 жыл бұрын

I Had that PRIVELGE.. What a Show !!!! My Favorite was "Capital Punishment" You Laughed🎤🤣🍷 till the Very End.. I made sure I got a T-Shirt !!!! Have it to this day 💞🎊

@gloriadiaz6400

Жыл бұрын

I saw him live. Totally worth it!

@kirkmcgee1

Жыл бұрын

I had George pegged a long time ago. He is a God hating communist through and through. He is suffering a great deal in Hell right now.....not so arrogant any more huh George?

@ignacioortiz5337

Жыл бұрын

He was unfucking believably funny as hell but he made you think which was great!

@kirkmcgee1

Жыл бұрын

@@ignacioortiz5337 I had George pegged a long time ago. He is a God hating communist through and through. He is suffering a great deal in Hell right now.....not so arrogant any more huh George?

Chickens are decent people man

@allenjenkins7947

2 жыл бұрын

Anyone who thinks that the rooster doesn't beat his hens up to keep them in line has never raised chickens. They even practice abortion by destroying eggs in case they were fertilised by another rooster, or might hatch out to be a rival. Hens are generally decent people, however.

@misstunes1765

2 жыл бұрын

@@allenjenkins7947 Ok, but he didn't do it after he came home from work. 😏

@arlarl5122

2 жыл бұрын

@@allenjenkins7947 anyone who has raised chickens knows the hens that lay from farms which sell to grocers are not mated with roosters. It’s an egg which wasn’t fertilized.

@tatchik77

Жыл бұрын

@@misstunes1765 😂

@allenjenkins7947

Жыл бұрын

@@arlarl5122 You've missed the point entirely.

He's probably shouting down at us, "I told you so!!!"

Words to live by. "Chickens are decent people."

10 years and this is still relevant considering they overturned Roe V. Wade

@Yogiblaster

Жыл бұрын

💯 relevant, had to watch this again

@suvivasqwibqwib4083

Жыл бұрын

relevant more than ever

@letsfreakinggoguys

Жыл бұрын

agreed

@wrylife57

Жыл бұрын

Exactly why I'm watching this again today.

@HunterDriguez

Жыл бұрын

It seems that as a country we decided that a zygote is more important than a woman after all. I wonder what other rights we will lose to religious nuts.

He opened a major HBO show with this bit. Freakin genius.

@92christinam

Жыл бұрын

Which special?

@NerdyMusicChef

Жыл бұрын

@@92christinam Back In Town

@danny90099

Жыл бұрын

Or get canceld because woke mobs

@r.f.switch5847

Жыл бұрын

@@danny90099 He wouldn't... BTW, Carlin would have hated little conservatives fucks like you.

@marilynwagers786

Жыл бұрын

I do not know why all these people are glorifying George Carlin he's talking against God he's talking four abortion what kind of person is this I'm a pro-life person I believe strongly in Jesus and this man doesn't seem to so I don't think he's much a person at all

This man would have had a field day with modern day Republicans.

@roberthill799

7 ай бұрын

He already did with the Republicans of his time. George absolutely crucified Reagan, Bush, Quayle etc.

"How come when its us its an abortion and when its a chicken its an omelette?" 😂😂😂 what a great reality check

We need this man, now more than ever.

@roykellawal7366

Жыл бұрын

This is to tell that all ofthese who sit down an listening to this clown talk about there is no god all you people are hippocrits

@KwisatzHaderach.22.

Жыл бұрын

@@roykellawal7366 Please elaborate. And do keep in mind that you DID use the words 'god' 'people' and 'hypocrites', only not in the correct order.

Republicans would call him Woke and disregard him if he was still here to defend himself.

Carlin has the energy of someone shouting crazy stuff on the side of the highway, but he’s also always the smartest guy in the room

@annettezaleski

9 ай бұрын

Realize we used to put those ppl into mental wards who say that God is talking to them...now look at the Evangelical MAGA preachers, they all say it!

His take on Trump would have been HOLY SHITTTTT.

This man was a truth teller. His comedy made you really think.

I feel sane listening to him I often feel alone in my beliefs and like there is something wrong with me

@tatchik77

Жыл бұрын

I feel that deeply!

@RachelAmmons

Жыл бұрын

Check out David Pakman. Good political opinion show. & He has some kinda dry humor occasionally.

@juliaphillips7963

Жыл бұрын

Yes I like him, too. Thank you.

@KittyGrizGriz

Жыл бұрын

Feel the same and watch David Pakman also. Hang in there, we’re in for a bumpy ride but the hand that rocks the cradle rules the world. We women are strong!

@mattorr2256

9 ай бұрын

Ditto

The fact that this was his opening was crazy

" I was a Catholic until I reached the age of reason. " 😂 George Carling was the voice of the awake. Wish you were here now.

"Catholics, which I was until I reached the age of Reason" - Gold. Just Gold.

@killyourtelevision999

Жыл бұрын

And the age of bigotry.

@james_fisch

Жыл бұрын

@@killyourtelevision999 no he grew out of the age of bigotry the same day he reached the age of reason

@garyshort9007

Жыл бұрын

Why is bashing Catholics the last acceptable form of hate speech? Shut up Christians about saving babies! "God" causes unparalleled death in holy wars, says Sacred Carlin, swamy of bullshit! The Crusades death toll was 6 million. Islamic Holy wars around 56 million. Stalin, Moa, Pol Pot were communist atheists that murdered, starved or poisoned a total of over 250 million. This galloping Joke-of-a-Jockey rides his horse in the wrong direction in his own Death Derby. He even forgot to add in his very theme topic of abortion! That death total is over 60 million in the US and 2 hundred million everywhere else other than China! China's one-child policy alone = 400 million! Christians ARE on the right horse & heading to the finish line! Total abortions in the last 50 years is three quarters of a BILLION!! ABORTION IS NO JOKE, George.

@roberthill799

7 ай бұрын

It's not bigotry to criticize bad ideas and the systematic cover-up of child rape that occurred over the centuries from parishes on six continents all the way up to the Vatican.

@Britta_no_filter

5 ай бұрын

14-karat gold!

Rest In Peace George. He spoke the truth before the world was ready. Amazing 💕💕

@tamfat5891

Жыл бұрын

miss him

@idenree8606

Жыл бұрын

Before the world was ready? Literally the sheeple in the audience all clapped to him after every word he spoke.

@jacobyshaddix32

Жыл бұрын

True

@anthonyjohnson9403

Жыл бұрын

What do you mean "before" the world was ready. Who in the world is ready for the truth right now?

@dalezeretzke5991

Жыл бұрын

@@anthonyjohnson9403 Ahhhhhh, yup. That's pretty much. It right there.

"People say life begins at conception, I say life began about a billion years ago and it’s a continuous process.”

He had the brains to put it together and the balls to say it. He only went after stupidity - it wasn't personal - he just demonstrated again and again to think for ourselves. After watching oscar audience of sheep clap for an assault - Jim Carrey step into George Carlin's enormous shoes.

@garyshort9007

Жыл бұрын

Brilliant but not knowlegeable. Shut up Christians about saving babies! "God" causes unparalleled death in holy wars, says Sacred Carlin, swamy of bullshit! The Crusades death toll was 6 million. Islamic Holy wars around 56 million. Stalin, Moa, Pol Pot were communist atheists that murdered, starved or poisoned a total of over 250 million. This galloping Joke-of-a-Jockey rides his horse in the wrong direction in his own Death Derby. He even forgot to add in his very theme topic of abortion! That death total is over 60 million in the US and 2 hundred million everywhere else other than China! China's one-child policy alone = 400 million! Christians ARE on the right horse & heading to the finish line! Total abortions in the last 50 years is three quarters of a BILLION!! ABORTION IS NO JOKE, George.

@IanIsrael

6 ай бұрын

No other comedian could wear George’s shoes.

This man was a prophet. Shining a light on our weird little culture.

George was the best philosopher of our time. I miss him dearly! 😔

Kudos to the French for making abortion constitutional right.

As a carholic boy who always asked himself about his religion and always felt something was wrong, The day i accidentally clicked on a Mr Carlin video on youtube was the day i was set free.

Its so weird to hear him talk about this stuff because the whole 80% of fertilized eggs bit, and the cancer cells thing are stuff I never heard before and sort of just thought about in my head. Its just odd because I never hear it, even in a joking way, but I still had the same thoughts. George Carlin is great. A true comedian, who had fun and was also critical of people and the world. It’s what comedy is about.

@Loveanimalsdonteatthem

Жыл бұрын

Eggs are hen periods, not dead baby chickens. That’s just plain “chicken meat” 🤢 they’re murdered at 6 weeks old

@thagodwecreate5179

Жыл бұрын

Why is the most feminine thing a woman can do, "menstrate" start with "men"?

@61936

Жыл бұрын

@@Loveanimalsdonteatthem if it’s a chicken or eggs it’s still going straight to my stomach

@rtgray7

Жыл бұрын

Good grief. He's a comedian. Think through those two examples you just gave. He uses hyperbole to make useful idiots think he's a genius philosopher. He gets off on that. The laugh is just icing on the cake. He was a fool.

@briancarton1804

Жыл бұрын

@@rtgray7 The fool.calling an intelligent man a fool.

I wonder which conservative states will improve their foster care systems after Roe v Wade was overturned recently.

@daryno9048

Жыл бұрын

If anything, they will slash funding to those systems

@tortellini8730

Жыл бұрын

They won't because they truly don't care about life - they just want to control women and their families

@ray5346

Жыл бұрын

Improvements……short lived at best. Overturned while we sleep…

@McCandlessMike45

Жыл бұрын

@@ray5346 great Carlin quote

@Aaron-me7qy

Жыл бұрын

I hope none. If you can't afford a car you don't drive one. Should the rest of us pay for their car. Maybe they want a garage too. But they probably won't want to have to take a bus to go get it so let's buy people who can't afford a car and house with a garage. While we are at it let's take all the homeless drug addicts and give them a house and all the drugs they want. In the mean time you can work and struggle so they don't have to. We could take all the kids of the people who didnt want them or could afford them and make them slave labor for the rest of the garbage in this country. If you don't want the kid anyway what do you care if it is doing slave labor for the ones that refuse to do what it takes. Just a thought. I know I'm tired of paying for people that can't afford to have them. Who's fault is it when someone gets pregnant societies. You make choices you deal with your choices. Can anyone tell me when life begins? Do any of you know how a late term abortion is performed? I can tell you when life ends. I can tell you they give the baby a lethal injection to make sure it's dead before they crush its skull and shove a vacuum up there a suck out the dead baby. Keep standing up for irresponsible people that never have to deal with wrong decisions. Sounds great.

I see Conservative KZread channels use parts of his jokes but of course they don't include the entire joke and twist it into a good sound bite for whatever they're peddling lol. You'll see people comment, "George would've been a great president"😂🤣😂 they don't even know the guy. Like the Bible they cherry pick parts that suit them best but never look at the entire picture.

@strnglhld

Жыл бұрын

That’s what I thought. They hate this set😂

@SHANKONME

Жыл бұрын

even with comments, when he makes a slightly conservative joke (aka. that one time he made fun of feminists) theyll praise him, but they probably wouldnt say it if they knew this was the same guy that said god cant be a woman because only a man would mess up as much as god.

Alabama Supreme Court is putting us on a dangerous path of the handmaid’s tale.

@thewingedhussar4188

2 ай бұрын

Path towards? We are now half way their. All the courts need to do is take away women's right to vote and Trump to come back and boom we are at the start of the lore of that book. Next on the republican list is civil rights, lgbt rights, and religious freedoms.

The best stand up comedian of all time. Nobody touches him.

@doneestoner9945

Жыл бұрын

You got that right !

@maccybear8093

Жыл бұрын

He was Catholic, somebody touched him!

@lanecrescent4161

Жыл бұрын

I agree. I think Ricky Gervais comes close as does Dave Chappelle. But George is King.

@kionwilson3714

Жыл бұрын

Richard Pryor my Guyy! Carlins in the top 5

@michaeljames3252

11 ай бұрын

@@lanecrescent4161 Don't forget the late great Robin Williams. But yep, agree.

Now that Roe v Wade has been overturned, I'd love to hear what George Carlin has to say about it. His voice is needed today more than ever.

@sarahcarr4140

Жыл бұрын

You do know that he's been gone for awhile? But Hell yes! I wish be could come back to see this shit today! Imagine!!!

@r.f.switch5847

Жыл бұрын

@@sarahcarr4140 *pulls out the Necronomicon* Welp... I've got some good news and some bad news...

@willcline9735

Жыл бұрын

Considering he died 14 years ago, he probably wouldn't say much

@StarryxNight5

Жыл бұрын

He'd have about as much to say about it as Musolini would, I think. Might even say some of the same things, if you asked both of them now

@rafaelvargas1011

Жыл бұрын

@@StarryxNight5 what are you high?

I wish I could hear his opinion since the Roe vs Wade was overturned by the Republican high court judges , he was bang on about this issue. The USA isn't that far from Gilead in The Handmaid's Tale, George Orwell nailed it too which is why his book is banned in many American schools, the powers that be make sure schools don't promote critical thinking. Obedient workers who don't question the system that screws them is the goal, which George pointed out so well. He was a comedian that made people think and laugh and a true genius.

I was too young to know Carlin when he was performing but the fact this holds up so well is a testament to him but also a terrifying testament to the reality of US Politics. Carlin is proof that you don't need to be a racist, transphobic right wing asshat to be a comedian. Looking in your direction, Chappelle.

This man was so brilliant. He remains as relevant today as he was then.

@GeorgeMorgan6600

4 ай бұрын

@Hello there, how are you doing this blessed day?

*GREETINGS* from June 24th, 2022. Just wanna say, this commentary aged like the *FINEST WINE* 💯

He would've been called "woke" today.

@Elassyahmed

13 күн бұрын

I highly doubt that. One of his quotes 'Political Correctness is fascism dressed up as manners'

Even if a fetus was considered a human being, it shouldn’t and doesn’t get special rights to violate a woman’s bodily autonomy against her will. That would be like arresting someone for not donating blood. Even dead people are protected from having their organs taken if they did not sign a waiver before hand. So why does a pregnant woman have less rights than a corpse?

@paleopal

Жыл бұрын

Facts.

@itzgamerwolf5899

Жыл бұрын

Well said!

@jacobbateman1786

Ай бұрын

So here's a question. How does an unborn child get consent to use his/her mother's body before hand? The woman made a choice to partake in the act that creates new life whether it be a broken rubber, bad birth control or just because they (theres always 2 parties involved) were intoxicated and thought it was a good idea at the time by consenting to sex you are also consenting to the consequences of sex whether that be regret or impregnation. Take responsibility for your decisions and the following consequences or dont make that decision. Also chicken eggs are considered omelettes because the eggs we eat havent been fertilized which means there is no baby chick growing inside it. Crazy that Mr. Carlin thinks farmers send fertilized eggs to the super market.

@robertthibaudeau4858

14 күн бұрын

I love Mr. Carlin, but in the end, he lost his way..

@2l84me8

14 күн бұрын

@@jacobbateman1786 The pregnant woman is the one that gives consent. She is not obligated at all to continually supply her bodily resources for an unwanted pregnancy.

It's insane what they did today. This country is doomed.

Can’t truly express the genius this man possessed.

@toober4013

2 жыл бұрын

We know. :)

@idenree8606

Жыл бұрын

Genius my ass, the guy was a numbers.

@BrattyRuby687

Жыл бұрын

@@idenree8606 “Was a numbers”? What the hell is a “numbers”

@garyshort9007

Жыл бұрын

Shut up Christians about saving babies! "God" causes unparalleled death in holy wars, says Sacred Carlin, swamy of bullshit! The Crusades death toll was 6 million. Islamic Holy wars around 56 million. Stalin, Moa, Pol Pot were communist atheists that murdered, staved or poisoned a total of over 250 million. This galloping Joke-of-a-Jockey rides his horse in the wrong direction in his own Death Derby. He even forgot to add in his very theme topic of abortion! That death total is over 60 million in the US and 2 hundred million everywhere else other than China! China's one-child policy alone = 400 million! Christians ARE on the right horse & heading to the finish line! Total abortions in the last 50 years is three quarters of a BILLION!! ABORTION IS NO JOKE, George.

@thomasblasingame8463

9 ай бұрын

​@@idenree8606You're a number two.

I'm an old millennial (Make all the jokes you want. I can take it. Born mid 90s). We need more people like George Carlin!!!

@Nedlius

Жыл бұрын

mate I don't wanna blow your whole sense of reality out of wack, but if I'm gonna roast you for anything, it would be for thinking that old millennials were born in the mid 90s 💀💀💀

@sagedragomir248

Жыл бұрын

Tbh, I meant young Millennial. By the time I noticed my mistake, I was too embarrassed to edit...

@Nedlius

Жыл бұрын

@@sagedragomir248 that is honestly so wholesome haha

@Echo81Rumple83

Жыл бұрын

I was born in '83. I'm a millennial. You're not old, I'M old 😆 But you right; we need more George Carlins. But he FID influence a generation of comedians who went into the field and diversified. Just look at Jon Stewart fgs!

@KittyGrizGriz

Жыл бұрын

@@Echo81Rumple83 love Jon Stewart!🔷

He was so irreverent but so honest. Wish he was still here.

This is beautiful. His flow is incredible. He doesn't stutter once and his timing is impeccable

@abc456f

Жыл бұрын

I've had arguments with people in KZread comments that say his material wasn't meticulously rehearsed. They'll say he's just riffing off the top of his head. The fact is he worked his material so that every word was gone over and over and perfected, and rehearsed until memorized.

George Carlin was a genius. His insights to the complex issues we humans have to deal with are brilliant. Wish he were still with us - we need him more than ever.

@judeirwin2222

Жыл бұрын

One of my favourite GC rants was about "Stuff". Remember?

@KittyGrizGriz

Жыл бұрын

@@judeirwin2222 yes!! Sooo Funny 😂

**CRAZY** How those on the right say "Carlin would be conservative today"

@avacadomangobanana2588

Жыл бұрын

He was further left THEN than the democrat party is now…

@mikeiswhite3

Жыл бұрын

@@avacadomangobanana2588 agreed, the democrats are center-right while the current Republicans have gone full far right

My opinion on the "Abortion" issue is this, No man should have any say in what a woman does with her body. The ones making the laws don't have to carry a fetus, have never raised children. The part that really burns you is them telling a young girl what to do with herself.

@dafyduck79

Жыл бұрын

just she kills a body of different person (her child) once she put her child into that situation (dependent on her in every aspect) voluntarly, dont see any moral excuse when killing the baby

@CH-wm6wo

Жыл бұрын

Everyone in favor of abortion has already been born.

@GreenBoy9000

Жыл бұрын

​@@CH-wm6woThat means there's a high chance that their parents actually WANTED to have them. That's why.

@CH-wm6wo

Жыл бұрын

@@GreenBoy9000 duh The point is you can’t ask the unborn. That’s pretty convenient for the pro abortion camp.

@GreenBoy9000

Жыл бұрын

@@CH-wm6wo I'm pro-death, actually. I like abortions, the death penalty, euthanasia, the right to die, assisted suicide, do-not-resuscitate orders... That's fine. Besides, the reason the Supreme Court even made the initial ruling in the first place was because before that, there was the issue of abandoned babies, babies left in dumpsters, an orphanage system that gave us some of the worst serial killers we've ever seen... Sorry, but abortion solves more problems than it causes. Like it or not, it's a necessary evil. Would you rather have kids exist in an environment where they're unloved, unwanted, neglected, abused, and resented just for existing? Or you rather they not exist? Because the first scenario I listed here... Quite a lot of kids have gone through that. It's not pretty.

Never truer words have ever been spoken.

@rudimine4679

Жыл бұрын

Exactly, i always knew conservatives just hate women, and that's the reason they don't want babies killed. So much truth

Lots of great comedians out there, Katt Williams, Steve Harvey, Cedric the Entertainer, DL Hughley, Aries Spears, Chelsea Handler, Ellen DeGeneres, Jeff Foxworthy, Bill Cosby, Ron White, Eddie Murphy, Jerry Seinfeld, Jay Leno, Dave Chappelle, Kevin Hart, Chris Rock, George Wallace, Adam Sandler etc, but the two who are the most legends are George Carlin and Richard Pryor, end of story, not debatable!

"how come when there's a miscarriage we don't have a funeral" well s*** George, you gave them ideas.

I miss George. These are scary times.

Who's here after the verdict?

@kylem2693

Жыл бұрын

Me

Crazy how conservatives will quote him like he was on their side

Best comedian ever! So intelligent and right on target. I don’t think anyone has ever come close to his mix of comedy and insight.

😮”Once you are born, forget it!”Spot on. You are sorely missed, George Carlin!!!

Surprise surprise Carlin nails it yet again and im back watching in 2022 cause humans refuse to get their shit together

@samanthamccarty6346

Жыл бұрын

i knew us McCarty’s were smart

@numa2k147

Жыл бұрын

Not humans lol your government. Y'all need to call them out.

@glenparks5175

Жыл бұрын

This man was spot on!!!! Still relevant today

As someone who has several chickens and has watched their interactions with each other, this made me giggle extra hard. Chickens are much more like us than he thought. 🤣

@repeekyraidcero

Жыл бұрын

No its true. They have garbage hierachy too

He is and has always been my favorite stand up comedian because he speaks the truth no matter what

Today Roe v. Wade was overturned…I immediately thought of the great George Carlin and this skit… hit like if you think he is still calling it like it is.

@Millienfilm81

Жыл бұрын

Same.

@geterag

Жыл бұрын

Supreme court overturn Roe v. Wade, so so-called doctors would not abort in the late term pregnancy or at the time when child is born, which is infestation and dangerous for women health as well. I am pro-abortion, but no later then first 2 month pregnancy period. Medicine now a days have enough procedure and sonogram to detect pregnancy on very early stage and you can do abortion any time you prefer. PPL who vote to abort child during late term are killers. I bet you don't have children and not planing to.

George is turning in his grave about what just happened.

@muraddiab6393

Жыл бұрын

No he isn’t. He always said America was circling the drain. He never had faith that this country would ever improve so there’s nothing for him to be turning over about. Also he was cremated.

November 2023 still remains relivent today. R.I.P

God I miss this man so much. I wish he could talk me through these troubled times.

@GeorgeMorgan6600

4 ай бұрын

@Hello there, how are you doing this blessed day?

@jessicasmith6873

4 ай бұрын

@@GeorgeMorgan6600 I am good how are you?

@GeorgeMorgan6600

4 ай бұрын

@@jessicasmith6873 Great, how’s your day going and what’re you up to?

@jessicasmith6873

4 ай бұрын

@GeorgeMorgan6600 just sitting on my couch sad. I had to let my foster puppy go to another home today, and it is hard to do.

@GeorgeMorgan6600

4 ай бұрын

@@jessicasmith6873 what’s its name and where you located? Hope you good?

Who’s here after the Roe v Wade overturn?

this guy.....controversial because he makes too much sense.

@Ellieempress

2 жыл бұрын

@Rik Mehta you must be a member of those he’s describing.

@stickit2theman1

Жыл бұрын

@Rik Mehta care to elaborate?

@artemis2569

Жыл бұрын

@Rik Mehta well maybe you should listen more carefully

Wake up America, I wish George Carlin was alive today to see what they’ve done to roe v. wade.

@cranklabexplosion-labcentr8245

Ай бұрын

I tried to “wake up” but then a bunch of people shamed me for being “too woke”

I’m convinced this man is a time traveler. He’s not dead, he traveled to another time.

Who's here after Roe Vs Wade getting overturned?