Carlin wasn't a comedian; he was a philosopher with a sense of humour.

@anthonytony8328

5 жыл бұрын

George would say, "No, I'm just an ordinary Asshole like everybody else."

@insidiousfastidious6224

5 жыл бұрын

My hero I believe in GC

@wayneharmon4485

5 жыл бұрын

Ah no, a lot of times humor is just poking fun at things. Philosophy trues to seek truth. His humor is based on baloney, like the more people dying from religion. The the last 100 years, secular Socialism, Marxism and Nazism has killed more people than all religious wars in history.

@jennifercruz8142

5 жыл бұрын

Although a quick glance at your comment makes one believe that you appear to have a point, your judgment is fundamentally flawed, because it ignores that Socialism, Marxism and Nazism are things of the past, whereas religion is still flourishing. A philosophy thousands of years old is still being used as a tool in order to manipulate the masses, keep people under control and deprive them of the chance to acquire the ability of critical thinking. It takes wisdom to present humanity's flaws with a sense of humour and Carlin did exactly this. Actually, now that I think of it, we can't expect him to be able to reach the very people he was meaning to criticise! So go ahead and say what you will.

@insidiousfastidious6224

5 жыл бұрын

Wayne Harmon what???? That’s an absolute lie first of all about death toll and religion coming second in that race because even nazis were driven by race and religion hence “the holocaust” and even if you don’t want to count that one and ignorantly call it simply nazism then fine but you do realize religious wars still continue today and in the past they have recorded wars lasting decades long with a couple billion in death tolls????? I mean it’s cute you want so bad,y believe religion is great and it can be in ways but like any system that man made, it’s very flawed.

"But he loves you." That's the line that made me watch every video available of him lol.

@Willywonka1989

5 жыл бұрын

Verbal Wound Me too lol

@user-vi9fn5xw7l

5 жыл бұрын

same lmfao

@larrysbrain1627

5 жыл бұрын

same here

@verbalwound5874

5 жыл бұрын

@gherrrie he gave me life? How about babies with congenital disease that die few days after their birth? Or innocent people who were killed under the name of religion? What did they do was so wrong that they deserved to be "purged"? Which one of the ten commandments of God have they broken? You ask me to follow and listen to your God, I am sorry but I find no reasons to, maybe it's because I have reached the age of reason. On the other hand, you should be ashamed when a dead comedian made more sense than the god you have been blindly following.

@jondstewart

5 жыл бұрын

Verbal Wound I see and feel your anger towards this, but wasn’t Calvary enough of a sacrifice for Jesus to make that kind of judgment?

The fact that so many self-appointed religious spokesmen found Carlin so threatening says more about them than Carlin's criticism of religion....

@jocelynthompson8409

4 жыл бұрын

Amen!!

@nightmare1861

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah

@Trainmaster909

3 жыл бұрын

Jocelyn Thompson lol

@TheArabConservative

3 жыл бұрын

You're too dumb to know how stupid you are

@ams4328

3 жыл бұрын

@@jocelynthompson8409 Lol

Imagine if George could see the world today… he’d have a field day.

@__3800

2 жыл бұрын

That would be epic. Last 20 years would give him enough material for 1000 years. RIP legend, we pray to you today.

@og-greenmachine8623

Жыл бұрын

What’s changed? Same sh*t, different a*sholes...

@no-lifenoah7861

Жыл бұрын

He wouldn't be suprised

@Makarosc

Жыл бұрын

Maybe they'll make an AI

@CaptRicoSakara

11 ай бұрын

“Field Day”? It’s just a word. The reality of today is much, much worse.

How to avoid copyright claims: PUT IT IN A STARGATE.

@calmsalt

5 жыл бұрын

Can't argue with that logic 😂

@TeamSilentAssassin

5 жыл бұрын

naota3k chevron 6 encoded

@trafalgard.waterlaw7330

5 жыл бұрын

Well Stargate is at least an amazing series. And surprisingly anti-god.

@scarmsaniiaggrey1646

5 жыл бұрын

😅

@thething2723

4 жыл бұрын

DO IT

“If you tell people the truth, you better make them laugh or they will kill you” - Shakespeare

@calmsalt

5 жыл бұрын

Wonderful quote

@twsartadventures3660

5 жыл бұрын

thats not shakespeare, it doesn't even sound like shakespeare.

@calmsalt

5 жыл бұрын

@@twsartadventures3660 still a great quote regardless

@user-fm2pm1hd1d

5 жыл бұрын

Which shakespear is this

@user-fm2pm1hd1d

5 жыл бұрын

@Jay McDanieL 😂

This is why Carlin is one of the greatest comedians that ever lived.

@THERIIS

4 жыл бұрын

Seriously we are comedians! He is telling the real facts and truth in his style!

@bradleymoore2797

3 жыл бұрын

"Tell ya what. If there is a god, may he strike this crowd dead. See. Nothing happened." xD

@dorothysnell9119

3 жыл бұрын

Best "truth telling" comedian I ever heard in my life! He was groundbreaking & brutally honest!

@flashwachook

3 жыл бұрын

You mean the greatest comedian ever. Even the greats like louis ck and bill burr mentioned that carlin had a major influence on them.

@rembink

3 жыл бұрын

@@suecastillo4056 except he was not honest, just a raging moron who had no facts - a wasted life now burning in hell for eternity and if you could hear his screams, the shear terror would make you fall to your knees and beg God for forgiveness

Voltaire: It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets.

@johndoney1703

3 жыл бұрын

@Yorda No no the sixth commandment says do not murder, that is more selfish than GOD`s reasons for removing wicked persons, or even nations!!

@yordalyn

3 жыл бұрын

@@johndoney1703 That's the point Voltaire was making. He was having a dig at the ruling/religious class.

"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large group" --George Carlin

@robccoy124

4 жыл бұрын

He was talking directly to a large group(the audience) when saying this. Get it?

@robccoy124

4 жыл бұрын

@@irishnich4456 You didn't get it. He's talking to a large group of stupid people who're eating everything he utters. No doubt after they left that arena, they sung his praises. THAT is the power. The power to influence.

@FOY43

4 жыл бұрын

Atheists smh

@FOY43

4 жыл бұрын

aaron bacchus Stalin, Hitler, Mao so much for religious violence.....

@FOY43

4 жыл бұрын

aaron bacchus That doesn't even make sense. Do you know what atheist means

“Religion is like a pair of shoes… Find one that fits you, but don’t make me wear your shoes. “ -George Carlin

@schloob

4 жыл бұрын

EricaAdolfo Serrano yea

@dMari3871

4 жыл бұрын

@Roland Thank you. I was losing the will, but your words helped me finish this long wank session. Also thank the big man up in the sky, for me too. Nevermind, he was probably already watching me.

@debbieathy5204

4 жыл бұрын

Definitely

@Utnapiishtim

4 жыл бұрын

@Roland your bible is just words on a book. Outside of it there is no concrete evidence for your god.

@randomguyontheinternet871

4 жыл бұрын

@Roland your really making yourself seem like a cultist

The first time i heard George Carlin i was 9. Over 60 years later and i still love listening to him. I learned to think for myself and question everything from listening to him. He is gone too soon.

This makes more sense than anything any priest has ever said to me.

@robinorg1

2 жыл бұрын

well duh

The one man that can do comedy while being dead serious

@ryanmoore9029

5 жыл бұрын

Bill Hicks

@luispinheirodosmontes7219

5 жыл бұрын

...and seriously dead at the same time

@illuminate7496

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah, perhaps he shouldn't have asked to be dead. :(

@illuminate7496

5 жыл бұрын

@@luispinheirodosmontes7219 ...be careful what you wish for. You can't say he wasn't asking for it.

@illuminate7496

5 жыл бұрын

@@neoflyboy Yeah...sure...whatever.

"Obedience and respect should not be automatic they should earned"

@ravenfeathesDVM

4 жыл бұрын

Spartan Che Well said 💕

@createmymy7851

4 жыл бұрын

Says the guy who was an abusive husband, an absentee father who hardly met his children, a crack addict and alcoholic. There was rumble in the jungle at their homes when he comes backs from touring. Constant fightings while his waifu. No wonder why he hates religion with a passion. He was lonely and sad. He was desperate to show that he is not guilty and often finds reason to justify his actions by attacking religion. For all the acts he did with his free will he would blame it all on others, a person with dignity or honor. He lived miserable and died cold and miserable. I feel sorry for him. He was hunted.

@MajorMlgNoob

4 жыл бұрын

@@createmymy7851 source?

@LowWiseZahStudios

4 жыл бұрын

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@createmymy7851

4 жыл бұрын

@@MajorMlgNoob his family members says it all the time. Look at their interviews. He couldn't pulled his life together yet made a living preaching society and communities to pull it together. He was a priest of his own religion and other older religions stood in his way. For the dollars. Preach religion while attacking religion seems like the new religion nowadays.

“In the interest of logic, something religion is very uncomfortable with...” 😂

@Traveler-jq6or

3 жыл бұрын

Isaac Alexander 🤣🤣🤣 uncomfortable is a understatement wanna use some logic where did you come from? How about your parents? How about your parents, parents now that’s some logic right there you know damn well we were created... to say we don’t know is laughable

@Alex-qn3me

3 жыл бұрын

Ryan O 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I am not assuming anything just using logic🤪 stick to the theories I have living proof aka the kjv bible along with history to back me up...

@Alex-qn3me

3 жыл бұрын

Ryan O 🤣🤣🤣🤣 and what lies are your referencing to? As for logic it makes total sense I’ll give you a example does a new born baby fend for itself? Wrap your brain around that one😂🤪

@Alex-qn3me

3 жыл бұрын

Ryan O or how about for example the world around you does it get better? Does it evolve? I think not it’s deteriorates... the wages for sin is death...

@Alex-qn3me

3 жыл бұрын

Ryan O 🤣🤣🤣 how about equality and the world coming together and having universal language called English just like back in genesis 🤣 the Bible said after there kind hello? Just like how knowledge increased back than it’s happening today...

“But he loves you 🐒 he loves you and he needs money 💵 😆” George Carlin is absolutely amazing!! I can never get enough of his comedy.

"What, 11 commandments, are you kidding me, get the fuck outta here". Laughed so hard at that

@sesemunasia8681

Жыл бұрын

Haha!

"Thou shall keep thy religion to thyself." Yes. Thank you.

@Mads-hl8xj

5 жыл бұрын

i wish. but no..i see crosses,churches all around..reminded by this insanity constantly. ...just crazy.

@thething2723

4 жыл бұрын

I get Christians going to my door tryin to convert me and they see the pride flag in my hall and they kinda leave.

@TheMrfoxguy

4 жыл бұрын

@@thething2723 lol the perfect religion deterrent.

@soygato2722

4 жыл бұрын

Coy Leigh Love thy neighbour amirite?

@raysalmon6566

4 жыл бұрын

Jesus taught in the temple daily

“Results like these do not belong on the resume of a supreme being.” - a pretty cool line

Carlin was a good guy, telling truth through humour

And THIS is why so many religious people hated Carlin. But if you think about it, they only hate him because he hit very close to home. If his jokes were weak and made no sense, they wouldn't mind what he said. But because he could make the 10 commandments look ridiculous, they HATED him. "But he loves you." "And he needs money!" Yeah, those punchlines pissed them right off..

@TeamRocketHQR

5 жыл бұрын

I've thought about the money thing too. And he made all us why would he need us for anything at all? I believe in God but I question a lot of it. I always try to keep a open mind about this and listen to others as well. And that whole thing of it's basically God's way or you suffer forever there is no 3rd or whatever other choice. I'm sure we all could go on for hours on end about all this too. And yes I'm a fan of Carlin. Found him through the Bill & Ted movies.

@steveholmes5207

5 жыл бұрын

Absolutely agree religious people need the church or whatever religious organisations to think for them because they really can't think for themselves or face reality of live its tough deal with it stop wanting religion as a crutch

@steveholmes5207

5 жыл бұрын

@Mary Davis oh how he was right watch bill hicks very similar to George bill died far to young aged 36 from cancer he is u tube though

@alone2break

5 жыл бұрын

@@steveholmes5207 not for muslims..we dont need any religious organizations..

@daverepole9283

5 жыл бұрын

Because Carlin speaks the truth and religion hates the truth.

"Religion was invented when the first con man met the first fool." -- Mark Twain

@barrymusgrove9900

6 жыл бұрын

“The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.”

@barrymusgrove9900

6 жыл бұрын

Hi, Jeff I absolutely saw the position I'd put myself in. It's just I saw it yesterday and wanted to try it out. Apparently, it's been ascribed to Oscar Wilde but the article I read said more likely Somerset Maughan. Would have put a smiley face after, but it's funnier being a serious asshole criticizing a quote with a quote that criticises the critic :)

@barrymusgrove9900

6 жыл бұрын

;)

@VegasStarDancer

6 жыл бұрын

LOVE it. I'm adding it to my collection of quotes. Thanks!

@HughJaxident67

6 жыл бұрын

+TheRockstar871 How many times do you post this same comment on multiple threads you automaton!?!?

He isn’t a comedian; he’s a philosopher.

@GiantBluebird

3 жыл бұрын

He's both dammit lol

@cecillec2331

2 жыл бұрын

He is both.

@A-Aron564

Жыл бұрын

One of the greatest philosophers of our time. Comedians just look at the world differently because it was cruel to them at some point

"If there is a god may he strike this audience dead" George, that ending was just phenomenal. It's not about your believes, but what the society needs to evolve. May your kind heart be able to find a better world to live. Bless to you ma boy.

@shockwavesteve

3 жыл бұрын

If this society needs to evolve, then why didn’t they do it 4,200 years ago during the early Bronze Age?

@SafeBurrito5465

2 жыл бұрын

@@shockwavesteve 2,000 years after the bronze age people burned women to death because they were scared of plants.

@shockwavesteve

2 жыл бұрын

Human Being Bruh we all know the medieval period was dumb

@SafeBurrito5465

2 жыл бұрын

@@shockwavesteve then why would people before them change society for the better?

@shockwavesteve

2 жыл бұрын

Human Being Because before them were the Romans and not Germanic barbarian kingdoms trying to imitate the Romans?

One of the sharpest minds comedy has ever seen... A big loss!! R.I.P George.

@DaRza17

4 жыл бұрын

@@Poetikaliz So what exactly is your point?

@danielkandovazu2837

4 жыл бұрын

True

@DaRza17

4 жыл бұрын

@daAnder71 You know that GC would hate YOU for speaking for him and deciding what "Meaningless" means to him. LOL

@yourhuckleberry6757

4 жыл бұрын

@@gavinwilke2874 Jewish or Muslim? Mohammad didnt have anymore proof then Abraham... The Levant had many religions.. Why Romans made a religion out of a dead Jew. Your family could have been Christian or Hindu. The Quran has No more proof then the,Torah,Talmud,Catholic and British bibles or Lord of the rings.

@louton59

4 жыл бұрын

your huckleberry what are you talking about no religion has any proof to be real

The more I watch Carlin the more I see him as a philosopher and a sceptic than a comedian. What an amazing guy he was.

@oskarfabian5200

6 жыл бұрын

that is what stand up comedy is supposed to be about

@lendavoice60

6 жыл бұрын

denksehno he was one of a kind and I'm glad he was during my lifetime

@ScienceTalkwithJimMassa

6 жыл бұрын

He had several periods to his career. He did become a social commentator and philosopher later in his career. I was fortunate to see him perform in 1989. I think he is the best comedian - ever.

@guywhite667

6 жыл бұрын

He was the greatest Philosopher of my time.

@buckyhate7695

6 жыл бұрын

King George once said that at one point, he considered himself a comedian, who wrote his own material. He then realised that he was a writer, that performed his material. He was so much more than a mere comedian, philosopher, and cynic.

I would have loved to have seen George and Christopher Hitchens having a chat. Would have been great. Miss them both,

I love George Carlin more than anyone in history. He was a truth teller & a very wise man. Truth & decency are the only commandments we need.

@obamajoker7166

2 жыл бұрын

He was a comedian lmao. He would probably laugh at your stupid face for worshipping him like this

@jaylott1349

2 жыл бұрын

I loved GC ever since I was a little kid. growing up Southern Baptist, I questioned everything they said. So, to say you do? is a joke.

@marcusmuse4787

11 ай бұрын

so according to George carlin "More people have been killed in the name of God than for any other reason." but he's actually wrong according to encyclopedia of wars of 1,763 wars in human history only 7% were religious in nature the other 93% were all secular.

How is this comedy? This guy's spittin' out straight facts.

@reyesandres9887

4 жыл бұрын

Thats why we love him

@Shanaoh

4 жыл бұрын

@King of the Rats that's why we're all a joke

@nikkienova9440

4 жыл бұрын

Maybe you can't understand it or life then

@josephfigliuolo7286

4 жыл бұрын

Good comedy can have factual interpretations

@karimkopra

4 жыл бұрын

half facts is the base to every "lie result"

We must admit, he was trying to educate people by acting as a comedian because he knew that people wouldn't listen to him if he would show his real identity of a philosopher. Greeting from Greece.

@zopa3824

6 жыл бұрын

Dmt Vsd για ελληνας το εχεις με τα αγγλικα αδελφε!!

@rtgsbeano

6 жыл бұрын

Dmt Vsd I

@alexk7286

6 жыл бұрын

Just wanted to say great country visited last year thanks for the hospitality from a American.

@bodhicougar

5 жыл бұрын

Exactly! He was a philosopher. RIP, George.

@goodwilj

5 жыл бұрын

He was dead on about our owners. And he paid the ultimate price for telling the truth.

I was lucky enough to go see one of George's shows many years ago. It gave me chills to even be in the same room with him. What a privilege it was! The best comedian who ever lived! Holy jumping shit balls I miss him!!!

@donholmes3267

11 ай бұрын

This must be Jim Lahey , spitting shitballs ?

We need more people like George Carlin.

@nicholasbatty8923

Жыл бұрын

this behaviour is taken care of by the mental health system

@Colin12475

Жыл бұрын

@@nicholasbatty8923 I hope that someday religious fanaticism is defined of as a mental illness by DSM-5.

@marcusmuse4787

11 ай бұрын

so according to George carlin "More people have been killed in the name of God than for any other reason." but he's actually wrong according to encyclopedia of wars of 1,763 wars in human history only 7% were religious in nature the other 93% were all secular.

Apparently when my dad was a kid he was kicked out of church for asking too many questions, he said things like “if God is real then when is he coming by? And why does he need money if he’s all powerful?”

@ananya8232

4 жыл бұрын

Tell him he was an icon

@daffyslooney2867

3 жыл бұрын

When I was about seven or eight years old, I asked similar questions to my father. He said simply, "you don't need to know." And with that, I sort of knew he didn't know either. But I didn't question him-or I would have gotten a beating-true story. I'm in my early 60s now.

@rembink

3 жыл бұрын

maybe because those questions were not inquisitive but disruptive. When is God coming by - that is not a question, that is mocking. Obviously your dad is an idiot. Why does God need money? Sounds like your dad is/was a cheap ass loser. God does not need money, but common sense tells normal people that the church has real every day expenses and everyone who donates does so willingly. Your dad got to go to church for free if he chose. The fact you are sharing this in this context proves you are as dumb as him

@joudabdullah3845

3 жыл бұрын

I got humiliated by religion teachers in school when she suggested the hijab (in Islam) should be a law and all women should wear it and I disagreed everyone laughed and I cried 😞

@Cbd_7ohm

3 жыл бұрын

@@rembink Ok cultist.

Just started listening to him. He's a damn genius

@patriciapowell4097

4 жыл бұрын

you got that right..thats how it used to be 50 years ago...it was Happy Days for real

@antoniomontana5778

4 жыл бұрын

He was. He passed away a few years back. R.I.P.

@y7952

4 жыл бұрын

Larry Cavalli what are you up to buddy?

@y7952

4 жыл бұрын

Larry Cavalli ?

@equilibrium1999

4 жыл бұрын

Dude you're so fuckin lucky you have no diea how many hundreds of thousands of people would do anything to relive this anew.

Brilliant analysis!

George, You had always been way ahead of your time on so many levels, I honestly don’t know where to begin. Hope you have been fine since passing, and I want you to know that you have always been a member of the family. R.I.P. George Carlin 1937-2008

“Some parents deserve respect, most of them don’t”

@JanetStarChild

5 жыл бұрын

Totally true.

@MrBurns-um2id

5 жыл бұрын

PERIOD!

@flightrisk7566

5 жыл бұрын

on the one hand, parents are just people on the other, we don't need to be _told_ to hold them in high regard; many of us, small children and vulnerable individuals in particular, are psychologically hard-wired to view good caretakers that way intrinsically but if you have children to produce labor because your economy is driven by menial work, then the whole deal gets kind of screwy because it's not just about fostering good feelings in the intimate family unit, but also about propping up the community's livelihood through agricultural means it's sort of like enshrining small businesses or farm subsidies in modern legislature

@you3ee

5 жыл бұрын

Something tells me yours DONT

@ariannsr2263

5 жыл бұрын

The most funny part

George was a one of a kind and severely missed

@dcowboys6213

4 жыл бұрын

There are plenty of pussy following fucktard libtards go to California

@DC2022AZ

4 жыл бұрын

@@dcowboys6213 fuck off you punk ass POS..

@apmfer

3 жыл бұрын

@@dcowboys6213 Calm down you idiot you rly hate the truth

This man is timeless. The best and most intelligent comedian there was.

@marcusmuse4787

11 ай бұрын

so according to George carlin "More people have been killed in the name of God than for any other reason." but he's actually wrong according to encyclopedia of wars of 1,763 wars in human history only 7% were religious in nature the other 93% were all secular.

When people falsely insist the United States is a “christain nation”, I’m always happy to point out that the First Amendment of the constitution completely contradicts the First Commandment.

@pepper419

Жыл бұрын

It only tells you can have all the religions in the universe that you want to dream up and in the USA there are hundreds of them. More than any other's in the world. They're invented every five minutes, just so they don't have to pay taxes.

A vibrator that plays "come all ye faithful" brilliant

@vitaliyfursov2011

5 жыл бұрын

Thatk's man u made my day :)))))

@dianedoncheski9620

5 жыл бұрын

Merry Christmas Ryan

@LifeStyle____

5 жыл бұрын

diane doncheski cay u ycy

@dianedoncheski9620

5 жыл бұрын

You look predictably female.

"some parents deserve respect, most don't" thanks for acknowledging that abusive relationships with parents exist and you shouldn't be forced to love someone who abuses you.

@BohoStitcher

5 жыл бұрын

Amen. Not even love, but obey and respect. As Carlin says, these things are EARNED. Unfortunately, children know no different until theyre exposed to the world. Which is why many abusive parents keep their kids on a ridiculously short leash.

@maryclutterbuck7183

4 жыл бұрын

Daddy Carlin opening my eyes to the dark truth

@infinity-gn9xq

4 жыл бұрын

@blad90 they dnt have to be abusive to be bad parents.. Most dnt knw how to raise a child..

@infinity-gn9xq

4 жыл бұрын

@blad90 but is he lying or trying to manipulate perception?? Religion is crazy.. People believe burning people alive is okay, coz gods want it.. That is crazy. Lol.. You dnt have to have cancer to knw its bad news.. Probably he just speaking if his own and other people's experiences.. The whole idea of God is dubious to begin with..

@infinity-gn9xq

4 жыл бұрын

@blad90 so your point is people are well capable of killing other people without religion being the only reason..? Wow, what a revelation.. Mind blown sir, mind blown.. Isn't the whole point of divinity is to protect its followers? Isn't that the core of all our prayers, to keep us safe from harm... And yet people good or bad die without any intervention from God! So what's the point.. Why not just learn and teach civility and moral codes in English or which ever language u understand than some books which most of us can't read any way..

"Some spooky incompetent father figure who doesn't give a shit" Best way to put it.

Just discovered George Carlin right now. Legendary.

More than just a comedian -- a courageous thinker and writer, and an actor -- and the best comedian I've ever seen or heard -- the smartest, the funniest and the best master of the English language among them all.

@laurabryant9281

6 жыл бұрын

Ben Broomhall Yes...amen...lol

@veryzen1

6 жыл бұрын

Couldn’t have said it better... how I WISH HE WERE STILL ALIVE. IMAGINE THE FUN HE WOULD HAVE WITH THIS PRESENT SOCIO-ECONOMIC CLIME AND ALL THE CORRUPT POLITICIANS...BLOWS MY MIND THINKING OF THE THINGS HE’D SAY...

But he loves you and needs money 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm DYING

@pikachu7173

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂👌🤘

@karimtabrizi376

4 жыл бұрын

Says it all

@MrBlue-km8qv

4 жыл бұрын

my wife knows CPR you said you were dying so maybe it was worth a shot. Free chest pumps while you wait for the ambulance. but if you need you really need help. Now you know. i know you werent really dying. Take it easy Peace bro.

6:48 is my favorite- it just sums up how I feel about religion and I wish I could recite it verbatim whenever a religious person tries to force me to “believe”

@Fritz999

Жыл бұрын

I tell them that their God is less than an arsehole and their Bible only good for toilet paper.

"If there is a god, may he strike me dead." Joe rest your soul, George.✝️

By far , the most intelligent comedian out there. The King

@mikekrcma1352

4 жыл бұрын

He's been dead for quite some time now though

@Seabee156

4 жыл бұрын

Mike Krcma your point? There’s a lot comedians that are notable, but no one can hold a candle to George other than Richard Pryor and he’s been dead for a long time, too

@katyungodly

4 жыл бұрын

Seabee156 Louis CK was pretty good but he’s still nowhere near as intelligent or prolific as Carlin.

@LivingHe11

3 жыл бұрын

@James Arnold you mean the kind of stupid that starts shit in the comment section over someone else's opinion.

@Edgesofnowhere008

3 жыл бұрын

No other comedian. And I mean no other has dared crossed the boundaries he has. Fuck Robert Lee. Give Carlin a statue.

Truely a brilliant man. He told the truth. I wonder what he would say about what our country is going through in 2019. He is truly missed.

@sha11235

5 жыл бұрын

He would've thought the system really had collapsed, as he predicted.

@ebiljebus

4 жыл бұрын

The only thing he got wrong is the bit between 9:21 and 9:32 in this video.

@AnthonyD28

4 жыл бұрын

He would say...... thank God for Trump !!!

@ChoseDeath

4 жыл бұрын

@@sha11235 Oh yeah, we're really collapsing. What fucking nonsense.

@elnardowebster2842

4 жыл бұрын

@daAnder71 a lot of people haven't gotten the message.........which is.....we're fucked up !!! lol

"Faith means not wanting to know the truth" -Nietzsche

This man was so brilliant. Religion has no problem with murder

Respect & obedience shouldn’t be automatic, it should be earned

@JaelinBezel

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah! Take that, CONFUCIOUS!

@MrLuna098

5 жыл бұрын

It’s both contextual and situational, because Honor Thy Mother and Father shows that these people deserve our obedience and respect because they procreated us, but the question is whether we are going to give or take it; that is choice. Respect and obedience is different for someone who is not related, because the whole saying that, “I will only give you respect if you don’t respect me” is contradictory since respect is deserved to the ones who has the qualities to be respected. Pettiness is not a respectful trait.

@absoutezeo2126

5 жыл бұрын

@@MrLuna098 You speak from a misunderstanding. The implication is clearly "if you want *special* respect and obedience, you must show you're worthy of it." Most people have a basic respect for others' lives and rights, what people mean when they say "you must earn my respect" is that if *you* expect to be respected so much as to be obeyed, you have to earn that. There is nothing petty about wanting to be treated as equal rather than inferior.

@amosd8964

5 жыл бұрын

Some people just don't want there to be a God so they can live however they want. Good and evil exist but without a God there is no good and evil. Everyone will go to hell unless they have their sins paid for by Jesus sacrifice. Jesus was the only one that never sinned. Only by accepting Him and converting to christianity can we have eternal life. Read the Bible for yourself because most churches don't teach what the Bible says.

@NoobGaming-uy4tl

5 жыл бұрын

Amos D amen brother

I grew up when George Carlin was at his prime in comedy. I didn't get him back then, but now that I'm older, i really get him. He was a genius.

@jamesagwe2981

5 жыл бұрын

Joe bless you

"No woman could ever fuck things up quite like this." Have you seen Sarah Palin?

When I read christians telling the world that George has met his creator now, I can't help thinking there's finally some fun up there.

@edithdlp8045

3 жыл бұрын

Sad to tell you there is no afterlife. That's just our arrogance on believing that we are so special that we cannot just die. We need to believe that we will continue living.

@peteralleyman1945

3 жыл бұрын

@@edithdlp8045 Maybe carefully re-read what I wrote? Sometimes I'm slightly subtle ...

He is dead, but his jokes are still relevant today.

@tonysmith5812

5 жыл бұрын

He died and then received a shock.

@bigchivo4199

5 жыл бұрын

He dieds? :(

@SeaJay_Oceans

5 жыл бұрын

He is Catholic, so at worst he had to hang out cracking jokes in pergatory, until his friends said enough Rosary prayers to Mary most Virgin so he could walk up the mountain and humbly join the winged angels in Heaven. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Purgatorio But being George, he probably just took the express glass casino elevator up the side of the mountain, then just enjoys hanging outside the pearly gates by the door, with Jake & Silent Bob. kzread.info/dash/bejne/c2qq0NWrndC7ipc.html

@save_bandit

4 жыл бұрын

Tony Smith kzread.info/dash/bejne/iqSGrsSKkrDKgag.html

@cctomcat321

4 жыл бұрын

I really wish I could hear him tear Trump a new asshole. That's the one thing I feel I'm missing. Carlin's takedown.

''thou shall keep thy religion to thyself''

@goodwilj

5 жыл бұрын

Tell that to Christians who push it on us 24/7.

@dannyaverage7949

5 жыл бұрын

Cough cough MORMONS cough

@akeem4772

5 жыл бұрын

goodwilj If someone had the knowledge to eternal life, you can't call them bad for wanting to share that information. As a matter of fact, it would be selfish if they didn't.

@idkjay_478

5 жыл бұрын

@@goodwilj yet atheist always talk about it

@freshevans

5 жыл бұрын

Religion On Trial u believe in satan?

“Spooky language...SPOOKY LANGUAGE!!!!!” 1:52

The truth and nothing but the truth. I never get tired of Watching this segment.

“If you tell people the truth, you better make them laugh or they will kill you” - George Bernard Shaw, or Gloria Steinem, but definitely not shakespeare

@swinetrek

4 жыл бұрын

Oscar Wilde

@hermanhelmich

4 жыл бұрын

You know The Shake yourself?

@matturner6890

4 жыл бұрын

@@hermanhelmich yeah we smoked a big fatty together yesterday and he told me he never said that. The more you know.

Man, I miss this guy ...

@karentaylor8270

5 жыл бұрын

Me too. He was real.

@tracybrooks5971

5 жыл бұрын

right there with you! Talk about one of a kind......(I wonder if that would have annoyed him,"talk about...", so we gonna 'talk about' one of a kind? I can just hear him now)

@muffDiverJinn

5 жыл бұрын

Me too

@jul9cuz

5 жыл бұрын

You mean like you want to hug him or you just like his comedy? It can be both.

@despairthewumbo9804

5 жыл бұрын

Honestly .

The greatest to ever do it! George was the most brilliant comedian I've ever seen. And now, "Joe bless you"!

Carlin would be remembered as a man who made us laugh with such style and use of a language that otherwise would be offensive for many - He mastered the way to tackle down the issues being around for centuries if not millenniums - RIP>

God is all-powerful, all-seeing and omnipotent. And he needs to borrow $20.

@Shadow11237

4 жыл бұрын

No *people* need to borrow $20

@Lewa500

4 жыл бұрын

@@Shadow11237 On his behalf, apparently.

@human1513

4 жыл бұрын

It does not borrow. It keeps. Lol.

@theterribleanimator1793

4 жыл бұрын

@Roland and for very expensive infrastructure apparently.

@scottkraft1062

4 жыл бұрын

I think it's 20%

This guy is one of the most intelligent people i have ever seen on screen!

@crazyt0wnplays661

4 жыл бұрын

Your not very intelligent you could not have capitalized the I that really bothers me that you are lazy enough to put i.

@howardelpato362

4 жыл бұрын

@@crazyt0wnplays661 yeah no one really cares, Fuck off.

@mhxybeats653

4 жыл бұрын

CRAZY T0WN PLAYS “your not very intelligent” read that again dawg..

@luigi7834

4 жыл бұрын

@@crazyt0wnplays661 You don't even know how to use your vs. you're

@guts8770

4 жыл бұрын

not really he just tells you what you want to hear

11:40 Yes! YES! Exactly what I always thought! Back when I was religious and tried my best to understand God. I always find it offensive how people treat an All-knowing All-powerful being like he's their personal buddy or something. And despite the death, poverty and disease all over the world, people ignore all of that and praise God what he's done *for them.* Maybe they were looking for a scholarship and they got it, or there was a massive hurricane that hit a school, 100s of kids died, but their own son survived, Praise be to God!! It baffles me how narcissistical some people can be and they're not even self-aware of it.

@QuickManEXE

3 жыл бұрын

Well said there.

My prospective is that people believe in god when they ether A are told to and never ask questions, or B have nothing else to look up to or are afraid of the unknown.

@edithdlp8045

3 жыл бұрын

I believe it's A and B

I've been a Carlin fan since the early 70's - a VERY wise man!!

We need Carlin back so bad right now.

@proditoresmoriendum86

4 жыл бұрын

He would be sued for hurting feelings

@andreav318

4 жыл бұрын

Dude his head would explode 🤯

@caldoreo

4 жыл бұрын

Ask joe pesci for that or ask the sun, maybe who knows

@maskedmarvyl4774

4 жыл бұрын

Him and Christopher Hitchens. Isn't it strange that they passed away just before things got their darkest.

@lauriewahl10

3 жыл бұрын

Bill Maher

I believe thoroughly in God but listening to Carlin rant about religion is one of life's GREATEST pleasures

I love this guy!

So George didn't die, he just went into a StarGate?

@vincenthall706

4 жыл бұрын

he has not died , he has ascended !!!!

@felixftw4702

4 жыл бұрын

@@vincenthall706 Carlin would have wanted us to accept that he's dead, this does not mean however that his teachings are obsolete, they are quite the opposite

@nonamemcgillicutty9585

4 жыл бұрын

He's in a garage in Pittsburgh or something

@Kleptar1

4 жыл бұрын

@@vincenthall706 To where?

@BeatboxMitchel

4 жыл бұрын

No, the fear of death made it impossible for him to die. He just passed away :D

Carlin really wasn't a comedian; he was a philosopher and thinker. He made it funny for us, but these are real ideas meant to challenge us to think about stuff we assume are true about life. whether you agree or not with what he says you have to consider his point. comedy is just about being funny, nothing wrong with that, but I just want to point out that guys like George Carlin, Richard Pryor, and even Dave Chapel get pretty deep with some very serious issues and people listen and are affected. The craft of stand up comedy, I think, is greatly underrated as a major driver of social commentary. There should be awards to recognize their contribution in that regard--real awards though, not like oscar or grammy; more like a nobel. just saying.

@splashboomcrash

6 жыл бұрын

Don't forget Bill Hicks!

@tigbeast5257

6 жыл бұрын

Bill hicks

@terrikayy

6 жыл бұрын

You should check out Bill Hicks. If you get NETFLIX: www.netflix.com/title/70043231. He will make you laugh and think about everything.

@scottbreon9448

5 жыл бұрын

Not really, it was more just common sense. Which is something that most people lack these days

@chipsounder4633

5 жыл бұрын

bill hicks too

So clever & truthful!! George Carlyn is spot on tuth!! Agree'd AND he is missed! Thx for sharing these clips to keep the brain turning & the laughter rollin'!!! 😊😂🤣😂🤭

This man is a goddamned legend.

@pepper419

Жыл бұрын

I don't think the devil would love him either.

George freed me from religion...after 30 years of having my head filled like a jelly donut, one day while searching for music to listen to, I saw a clip of George, clicked it and it changed me forever...after watching his take on religion, I researched it myself...and it opened my eyes....that was 10 years ago...Been free of the chains ever since. Miss ya George, Thank you so much....

@ohmygosh4761

5 жыл бұрын

😂

@kenzcelim4550

5 жыл бұрын

you are my hero mate, thank you for beliving actual evidenc. Science is real beauty my friend, if anybody could be usunderstanding of you, we might have already discovered timetravel :D

@Pecan3.14

5 жыл бұрын

He did close of the same for me in a way. I really stopped believing around 10 years old reading the bible. Until I was about 15 years old I was still said I believed in God just had problems with some things. Then around 15 years old I got into Carlin and he made me realize I didn't need to be ashamed for believing in reality and the magical world of science. George is like a prophet to me.

@DrowningSorrows1

5 жыл бұрын

He's changed the way I view a lot of things in life too. Although I was never big into religion after hearing him it all finally clicked as to why I felt that way.

@calebniederhofer678

5 жыл бұрын

Ron Burgandy this guy likes to make fun of Christianity , but he has zero facts based on anything. There is only one bible , one living God. There have been hundreds of witnesses that saw Jesus in person , hundreds that witnessed miracles. Nothing has ever been disproven out of the Bible.

We need George Carlin today more than anyone else.

@thething2723

4 жыл бұрын

We need this man to kill all those Nazis with his satire

@thedarkforce9596

4 жыл бұрын

@Evan Coleman the reason why is because in today's society its pure gold for him and his sense of humor I don't know what he will think about Trump being president today but he'll probably tear him a new hole

I love how we are watching this through the Stargate.

What an amazing man. Miss him.

@ahmedkazi9238

2 жыл бұрын

I sure don’t lol

@Chief_Bill

Жыл бұрын

​@@ahmedkazi9238 because this video hurt your feelings?

@pepper419

Жыл бұрын

One thing's for sure, He's not in heaven.

@Chief_Bill

Жыл бұрын

@@pepper419 for a religious man you sure seem confident enough to know what God's judgment is Edit: unless you're not religious Then I can accept the joke

@emizerri

11 ай бұрын

​@@ahmedkazi9238 Yet hear you are, keep watching you might learn something 😉

I put George Carlin at the same level as Mark Twain. Simply brilliant social commentary,delivered as only George can.

@tigerlily7246

6 жыл бұрын

Agree

@terrikayy

6 жыл бұрын

David, I am with you. Two of my true heroes! Have you seen the comic Bill Hicks? Different delivery but same social commentator attitude. Brilliant!

@poisonsquid37

5 жыл бұрын

George Carlson is smart but seriously? He doesn't offer anything new to the debate, he just makes it funny. Mark Twain made art that will last for thousands of years.

@abc456f

5 жыл бұрын

David Heck How I wish George was still alive. I'd love to hear his take on Trump. It would be legendary. As for Mark Twain's slant on Trump he said, "It's easier to fool a man than convince him he's being fooled."

@poisonsquid37

5 жыл бұрын

srg914 Yet you don't apply that same logic to yourself. Maybe they aren't fools maybe they just disagree with you? Ever thought of that?

"if churches used half the money they make and the buildings they build and gave them back to the community we'd be alright. Why doesn't God let the ghetto kids stay in the church buildings with gold ceilings and coloured windows. Why does God need a building to talk to me?" - 2 pac

@grandmalovesmebest

5 жыл бұрын

LV Alex Bc in the morning all the gold would be ripped out of the walls.🙄

@Alknix

5 жыл бұрын

@@grandmalovesmebest Weird. That thing supposedly murdered people just for peeking into its mystery box. And yet it cannot stop them from vandalising its temples?

@WeAreNotSheep2023

5 жыл бұрын

100% agree with you. Man made BS to control people and make $$$. I see a gigantic building around every corner designed to control the masses. Did I mention they are tax free too? Their sole objective is to lure the sheep into the buildings and hand them a basket asking for 10% of their income. If they don't comply, they will face bad luck and an eternity in hell. That's how you control the masses and keep them in line. Smh...

@r.m.k.1974

5 жыл бұрын

well in reallity ZAKKAT(2.5% of month earning collected in 12 months in 1 year) is suppose to given to poor. Of course that community such as Religious buildings would not spend most of the money on poor. If they did,there wouldn't be poor. They instead spend on nice car,clothes. Qur'an is last relevation.To understand things watch islam

@leonardob.486

5 жыл бұрын

The Church was never a building, the Church is everywhere where are chatolics, in the past the Church was always in someones house and people decided to make a building where everyone can pray to God, you guys need to check about what you're saying before you post something.

George was so intelligent he was an unbelievable human being.

George is definitely the first on my Mt. Rushmore of comedians. A founding father of comedy. Damn I miss him

An absolutely brilliant Human Being who, from school to the military, was thrown out of every organized group he that he became a part of. Simply because he saw that "something was Not Quite Right" and he had the audacity to ask "Why"? Kinda pissed those folks off! George, you made me look at the world through New Eyes ever time I listened to you. Still works today! Thank you for that. And, Boy, do I miss you!!!

@bigchivo4199

5 жыл бұрын

Hes died?

@garygraham2513

5 жыл бұрын

@@bigchivo4199 that's why I spoke in past tense. We all die, just a question of when.

@bigchivo4199

5 жыл бұрын

@@garygraham2513 No wayy.. bro im 9 my mom never told me this

@bigchivo4199

5 жыл бұрын

@@garygraham2513 what happens when we die??

@garygraham2513

5 жыл бұрын

@@bigchivo4199 . Enlightenment. What are you gonna do with the rest of your life?

So having 10 Commandments was really just a Marketing Decision! Lol😂😂😂

@tobygolding1893

5 жыл бұрын

Conservatives wanted you to break them, so they could put us in jail! yet they break them daily, but never go to jail!! they don't care about consequences, cause there is none for the rich officials, or so they think, but Karma works on them i'm watching it lately in fact all these laws they make.. seem to be backfiring on them bigbrother is watching them!

@roiferreach100

5 жыл бұрын

Hahaha, best of the worlds.. 😂😂😂

@amosd8964

5 жыл бұрын

Some people just don't want there to be a God so they can live however they want. Good and evil exist but without a God there is no good and evil. Everyone will go to hell unless they have their sins paid for by Jesus sacrifice. Jesus was the only one that never sinned. Only by accepting Him and converting to christianity can we have eternal life. Read the Bible for yourself because most churches don't teach what the Bible says.

@paulalexander633

5 жыл бұрын

@@whoisthis5723 He's obviously not a catholic wonderboy "because most churches don't teach what the bible says". Go buy yourself one and then make comment.

@dianedoncheski9620

5 жыл бұрын

There were 20, but Moses dropped a tablet.

"And just like that, overnight I became a sun worshiper, well, not overnight, you can't see the sun at night, but first thing the next morning." Al Bundy at his best.😂😂

Wish this genius was still with us. We need people like George Carlin. BUT THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN! RIP: GEORGE CARLIN.

GEORGE, YOU"RE NO LONGER WITH US, BUT YOU LEFT US YOUR STUFF...

@pam1574

4 жыл бұрын

EddyRaye Yes he did!! I put his stuff with my stuff 😆

@eddyraye5825

4 жыл бұрын

Pam S - WHERE AM I GONNA KEEP MY STUFF ???

@pam1574

4 жыл бұрын

EddyRaye I can clear out a space for your stuff next to mine and George’s stuff😁😂😆. Are u moving in too?? Lmao!

@iiits20

4 жыл бұрын

nah your stuff is shit...my shit is stuff lol

@eddyraye5825

4 жыл бұрын

@@iiits20 you keep your stuff and smoke your shit...

I remember when i was a lot younger. The pastor of the church i was attending had a sermon on how the bible was factually proven to be 99% accurate in translation from the the OG Hebrew versions. then i grew up and educated myself. I realized he was either a liar or just a sheep leading a herd of sheep.

@karimtabrizi376

4 жыл бұрын

Probably a sheep and a liar which is worse.

@KiamKweli

4 жыл бұрын

The blind leading the blind essentially.

@ArchOwl

4 жыл бұрын

@Jason McGlade Are you a service dog if you lead a group of blind people or a car if you stand in a garage? No, because it's based on context. Don't be intentionally dense, it doesn't help anyone understand.

@LiquoredUp

4 жыл бұрын

I would've asked him, "Can you tell me the 1% that isn't accurate?"

@mikekrcma1352

4 жыл бұрын

Basically he's a was a lying creep

I can watch every day George Carlin the legend

The fact this is played through a stargate though

Even if you hate this guy, you can't deny that he is a comic genius!

@bigchivo4199

5 жыл бұрын

How can u hate him

@johnlopperman2161

4 жыл бұрын

Thel Truth tellers are routinely hated.

@thething2723

4 жыл бұрын

The only people who hate him are those white racist boys

@nataliyabaker9905

4 жыл бұрын

THEIONIOUS COLTRANE---HES ABSOLUTELY--GREAT,,,!!!!!!!---HES THE-ONE----WHO-SPEAKS--TRUTH!!!!!!!!

@theloniouscoltrane3778

4 жыл бұрын

@@nataliyabaker9905 AGREE! 2019

Here in 2020!!! I see now why he’s Dave Chapelle’s favorite. Now he’s one of mines. RIP legend.

@JayN_101

4 жыл бұрын

Blue Fire Keep believing in that sky daddy fucking piece of religious shit

@firstandlastswagman269

4 жыл бұрын

The aliens Are here Well the hare Krishna

The best. George Carlin was a genius.

Socially Impaired Well done! I've seen several "George Carlin on religion" compilations. You guys are best of show! You actually listened and added all the 2's together and got George's 4's. Thanks!

"Joe Pesci gets things done" 😂😂😂 oh my! This guy is out of this World.

@SweetGinRickey

5 жыл бұрын

anurag lamichhane "It's amazing what you can accomplish with a simple baseball bat."

@BohoStitcher

5 жыл бұрын

I miss George. He is responsible for many people "waking up" in this world. I really wish he was still around.

@anuraglamichhane1733

5 жыл бұрын

@@BohoStitcher Same here😁.you have a really sweet name Maya.

@BohoStitcher

5 жыл бұрын

@@anuraglamichhane1733 thanks very much. 😊

I wish he was still here to see whats happened since he's been gone.

@therealwild1

5 жыл бұрын

Even George would be speechless at this cluster f#ck.

He's so clever. I have watched him live, on video, and once on the street in Vegas. He is very very funny. His movements add to the cleverness. His timing is perfect.

'Results like this do not belong on the resume of a supreme being. This is the kind of shit you'd expect from an office temp with a bad attitude." Priceless. How I miss him! He was always right on the money.