Imagine how pissed he would be if he found out when you search his name it says deceased instead of just dead

@smbsuperfan271

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@ooga822

3 жыл бұрын

Kek

@thysonita2114

2 жыл бұрын

:(

@sg2823

2 жыл бұрын

Oh no the deceased didn't die: they "passed'.

@theinfinitynerd4954

2 жыл бұрын

Okay, George would blush at that one, good sir 😂

He didn’t die guys, he “passed away”

@tavoiaiono7885

4 жыл бұрын

hahahahah

@Killacorn

4 жыл бұрын

OR EXPIRE

@rafique5337

4 жыл бұрын

He would be proud of you haha 😂

@janbaltes2863

4 жыл бұрын

He surrely wanted more ti die than ti pass away, but ok

@Seabee156

4 жыл бұрын

Noah Parker he didn’t pass away, he “moved on to better place”

My father was deaf. I was told that I should not say he was deaf. I should say he had "hearing loss." Then I was told not to say "hearing loss," but to say "hearing impaired." Just recently, I came across the official City of New York guide to language. According to that guide, I'm now supposed to say my father was - - - deaf.

@BL-sd2qw

4 ай бұрын

Lol 🤣 I'm sorry for your dad's deafness, btw 🫂

@StormsparkPegasus

24 күн бұрын

You know, I can sometimes see "hearing impaired" vs "deaf", depending on the situation. Just depends on how much hearing loss you have. It's possible for someone to have a significant amount of hearing loss but not be deaf and still be able to hear to some extent. But yeah, "deaf" going to "hearing impaired" doesn't take nuance like that into account.

@taylankammer

23 күн бұрын

@@StormsparkPegasus True, though you could just say "partially deaf." Or for example "almost deaf" like my gramps. (If he's wearing his hearing aid and you talk loudly and clearly, he will understand half of what you're saying. :-)

@StormsparkPegasus

23 күн бұрын

@@taylankammer Yeah...my dad is another example. He has a great deal of high frequency hearing loss to the point where he is considered "hearing impaired" (from flying helicopters in Vietnam). But he can hear people talk fine for the most part.

@ChadKakashi

7 күн бұрын

The funniest thing is, your father can’t even hear the supposedly offensive language 😂 At least he’s immune to the verbal bullshit.

“Is that a grotesque enough evasion for you?” Beautifully said.

Remember when influencers were just called sell-outs?

@Anudorini-Talah

4 жыл бұрын

Yes, there must be a new meme for it by now. More words, more interpretations for the same meaning. People are so dumb. It is exactly what Carlin said.

@orezutic4685

4 жыл бұрын

man.. ethical core of this joke is outstanding one could go on and on and I couldn't agree with you more

@lastswordfighter

4 жыл бұрын

I would counter there are good influencers and bad influencers. Somethings are worth selling out for and somethings are not worth selling out for. Everyone has a price a line that they will cross or not.

@Anudorini-Talah

4 жыл бұрын

Or, intentionally abusive own beneficial manipulative people. "FUCKING DUMB PEOPLE. FUCKING DUMB PEOPLE!" How Carlin would repeat 2 times while the crowd is cheering.

@mrtoad1408

4 жыл бұрын

They used to be called unemployed.

Instead of "You're fired", they say "You have been promoted to customer".

@braintwo3398

3 жыл бұрын

Or "Where gonna cut you loose"

@rd_films8064

3 жыл бұрын

Even worse: “We no longer require your services.”

@dpz9872

3 жыл бұрын

I tell my helpers "You can go home, I'm hiring a Mexican from Home Depots parking lot, I actually need to get some work done". And I'm always happy when their done and apply bonuses accordingly. Too bad half of America just don't wanna work. 😥

@tanguy4533

3 жыл бұрын

"Customer is king" so it's obviously a win

@AndyAcker

3 жыл бұрын

"We've decided to let you go." What, you were holding onto me?

No comedian has the same psychology in his show like Carlin. He's the only one who always has new material and covers any social issue. But he's down to earth and common sense in the most funny and sarcastic way!

@James-kv6kb

Жыл бұрын

You need to watch a few Australian comedians absolutely no political correctness

@magnificentmuttley154

Жыл бұрын

Donald Trump would have a contract on him for the humiliation & ostracism George would be causing him. It would be comparable to an infant drowning from being force-fed the contents of a supertanker... It takes a fox to outfox a fox; no one puts down a New Yorker like another native New Yorker. And not just any New Yorker. George strikes me as guttural inner-city Bronx. Likewise it's gratifying just to see the cast of SNL cutting Trump down to size (More New Yorkers roasting one of their own) 😂😂😂 I can't help but realize the relief George W. Bush & Dick Cheney must've experienced when Robin Williams died... In the name of corruption, criminalized but legalized & normalized capitalism- - now the truest of American traditions- - the media has completely sold out to our lovely political system. Now that Ted Koppel, Mike Wallace, Morley Safer, Ed Bradley, Dan Rather, & numerous other unsung heroes are gone, investigative journalism, as the ultimate policeman of the government & the public's last line of defense, no longer exists. So now the entire political community & their true rich & powerful masters have exactly what they wanted all along: to do whatever they want whenever they want, no matter how felonious or murderous, & with no fear of punishment whatsoever. Not from the police, nor from the courts, nor from prison. Not even the certainty of public exposure! Now that the Press have abandoned the job, now we don't even have one maverick comedian left to hasten a political attack & open people's eyes to the truth when it is needed the most... And that is the final blow for me. I love my country: the lands, the wilderness, mountain country, & esp our people. But I'm finally leaving, before things really break apart at the seams, 'cause I don't see anyone or anything that's going to protects us- - the common people- - from the heartless tyrannical rich & powerful 1% anymore. There's nothing left in the law to stop them; no one left in law enforcement to stop them; nor are there enough lawyers that will stop them As far as I'm concerned, all that's left now is for civil war to take place. So now it's only a matter of time before the war that has been raging all along in the ghettos of East LA, of Chicago, & of New York city is going to engulf our entire nation. A war that's been raging btw impoverished blacks & racist police; a war that's been raging btw the rich & powerful & all of America's poor, regardless of color. The only safe place left for me is the Arctic Circle 😪😪

@barbarawitt9581

Жыл бұрын

The truth is funny 🤣

@spartanx169x

Жыл бұрын

A lot of Dave Chapell's comedy is very similar. They both observe(ed) dumb stuff in society and then can articulate the stupidity of it. Everybody sees the same dumb stuff and that is why the comedy is so funny because people can relate to it.

@James-kv6kb

Жыл бұрын

@@spartanx169x it is a good recipe for good comedy it's being used for a thousand years

I am no longer a short person, I'm vertically challenged

@tristonayter78

28 күн бұрын

Haha. I say this at work all the time. Gets em every time.

@PaulHosey

10 күн бұрын

Lol or "little people" instead of midgets. I'm not saying you're that short but that's another example.

@ChadKakashi

7 күн бұрын

Let’s call Dwarves Compact Humans.

@enigmaticchickenmcnobody

5 күн бұрын

That's too insensitive these days, instead we use the term Vertical Growth Development Disorder

Strippers are now “exotic dancers”

@pladimir_vutin

4 жыл бұрын

lol! I bet they are more expensive now!

@TheTheschuhschuh

4 жыл бұрын

There's a difference between stripping and exotic dancing. Exotic dancing is simply dancing that is very unusual locally, it's exotic. And stripping is stripping.

@thecrakp0t

4 жыл бұрын

Contract Genital Dancers

@mat7083

4 жыл бұрын

Erectile engineers

@Seabee156

4 жыл бұрын

Financially-Entitled Cock-Teasers

This is not a comedy act. This is a life teaching seminar.

@ccgb92

4 жыл бұрын

true

@OriginalDizzleKing

4 жыл бұрын

Okay boomer

@thelostsoul5531

4 жыл бұрын

@@OriginalDizzleKing ok follower. Way to be original! Loser.

@OriginalDizzleKing

4 жыл бұрын

@@thelostsoul5531 okay boomer stay mad 😂😂👌🔥👴

@danielloyola3126

4 жыл бұрын

Dead Man many great musicians also send message through their song bruh.

"No one notified me of this... it just happened" That couldn't be more accurate.

That's what I really loved about George Carlin. He wasn't afraid to call it what it was. The United States needs more of this type of honesty.

@SamuelBlack84

2 ай бұрын

All it takes is courage

Soon, we're going to be calling "serial killers" "life-deprivation enthusiasts."

@davesaenz3732

4 жыл бұрын

That s a good one. Lol

@dschlicks

4 жыл бұрын

@@davesaenz3732 Glad it made you laugh.

@gamingonlinux8943

4 жыл бұрын

How about hookers, free enterprising young ladies.

@SR1Records

4 жыл бұрын

Jesus Christ that's funny! In 10/20 years that's what they will be called! And you will have SJWs saying "well if he (and it's always a he) wants to kill people then he's entitled to kill people! Who are you to assume his mental state!" lol.

@GrahamCantin

4 жыл бұрын

@@SR1Records Hopefully by then we'll have figured the whole respawning thing out, then people really will utter such a thing. "After a rampage causing the deaths of 14 people, Betty Cooper finally snapped out of her post-psychotic stress disorder, waking up in the middle of Riverdale holding the corpse of Veronica Lodge. This week's antifa protests have echoed even louder with the addition of the respawned citizens league representative's chants adding to the din. More on this story after this advertisement for Brawndo. It's got what plants crave. Next, on Ow, My balls..."

Carlin's material has aged like a fine wine.

@tuckthomas

5 жыл бұрын

Patrice O'neal too (he was also a big Carlin fan)

@emncaity

5 жыл бұрын

Much of it, yeah. Some, not so much.

@phatmom

5 жыл бұрын

Timeless.

@vorshack8968

5 жыл бұрын

@@emncaity Can you give an example?

@misternormL

5 жыл бұрын

excuse me while I take a protein spill

he didn't commit suicide he committed "self-deletion".

@NameNik223

12 күн бұрын

According to KZread policy, a person can only "unalive himself"

34 years later and still hilarious and more accurate than ever.

What a shame he's "no longer with us."

@97Zeedo

5 жыл бұрын

@Omertà DocTones nah he ded

@leoelvis524

5 жыл бұрын

He is with us, he was a person, now he is an idea

@cletusbojangles187

5 жыл бұрын

He didn’t die or pass away, he reached his expiration date. Which means he’s still good for people that don’t believe everything they read

@dmtbass

5 жыл бұрын

Leo Elvis that’s beautiful

@skylimitua

5 жыл бұрын

I prefer rotted away

can we all spare a moment to imagine his comedic rage if he was still around?

@roni.s375

3 жыл бұрын

where did he go

@vkvkvkvk

3 жыл бұрын

@@roni.s375 he's smiling down from heaven at us

@farhaddurrani1221

3 жыл бұрын

@@roni.s375 he's dead af

@jondavey4437

3 жыл бұрын

He'd of been censored before he'd opened his mouth !! 😠

@tinnguyen2271

3 жыл бұрын

@@roni.s375 he's been diagnosed of not continue one existence in space-time

Carlin was so far ahead of his time. It’s incredible looking back at his stand up and seeing all his predictions play out today.

He is so smart! He really got in right on every subject! Too bad he is gone! We need him now more than ever!❤❤❤❤❤

This aged shocking well.

@zedlz

2 жыл бұрын

This has progressed through time in an surprisingly well manner that corresponds with the message it was intended to have during the time it was made.

@moonman2183

2 жыл бұрын

@@zedlz This particular piece of media has managed to stand the test of time, and has therefore been incapable of becoming irrelevant up to this point. I find this to be such a surprise that my senses have seized for the moment under a phenomenon one would call "shock".

@zedlz

2 жыл бұрын

@@moonman2183 It appears that the comedic performance presented before us, that was documented quite some time ago mind you, has been unwavered by such jurrasic aeging up till this point, causing its ideas to align precisely with the central theme it was intened to retain, and has thus been rendered immune to becoming unimportant. I find this to be suprising, so much so that the senses of my body have been overwhelmed, causing myself to enter a state of being that most would consider to be called "shock".

@ryanmarbut1035

2 жыл бұрын

@Ben Kenobi Good job, you got the joke 🤣

@zedlz

2 жыл бұрын

@Ben Kenobi isnt that the thing with euphamisms

This man ever tell jokes? All I hear is truth.

@trillfaldon9983

4 жыл бұрын

Actually that is the original intention of humour in comedy. Hence comedy is "The art of using euphemisms in telling the truth or a lie but camouflaged in a form of a sweet joke."

@trillfaldon9983

4 жыл бұрын

@@johncooper3636 Thanks and appreciated Mr Cooper but could you please expound on your kind acknowledgement. Where I am from our wisedom teachings says the best and the most wise aspiring master teacher learns more from his students and his best contribution infront of them is to act as a reflecting mirror to inspire the most effective and practical utilization of human intuition which doesn't necessarily explain facts and truths but instead guide towards the best possible functional definitions, description and or practically applicable solutions. I guess you get the point Mr Cooper right ? I will in kind appreciate your honest answer. In life if only you can manage successfully to Inspire someone then you are best position to aspire for greatness. I hereby once again thank you in anticipation and wish you good luck, happiness, warmth, good health and most of all infinite blessings and never forget to share them with someoneelse. ☝💖😆👌

@vagabondwastrel2361

4 жыл бұрын

Carlin is very hit or miss. He was polished but not. Mainly because he didn't test his material but spent months writing it. As for comedy there are many types. parody, satire, truths that sound like lies and lies that sound like the truth. Dark humor, stereotype humor. Mainly humor is bringing people along a story and flipping the ending in an unexpected journey. Or you can get comedy that is like andrew dice clay where it is expected and the journey is the joke. One thing to look for is if you only hear clapping and little to no laughter from the croud. That is something you hear at a ted talk on roadways. You acknowledge the work was good and you enjoyed yourself but only a few people found the jokes funny.

@babeakuscaesar

4 жыл бұрын

@@johncooper3636 hell yes

@hockeyteeth

4 жыл бұрын

Truth that makes you laugh.

This man spoke nothing but facts from the second he got on stage for the first time to the last time. And we all laughed anyway.

@Julietbrown45456

2 ай бұрын

Like he knew everything deeply

His mother must have been a teacher his vocabulary is perfect

@truthfulfree

6 ай бұрын

If you think this was good, check out his “Modern Man” monologue next :)

"Your son's performance in class is alarming" "Maa'm your son is stupid"

@Takaichi666-

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@a0flj0

2 жыл бұрын

Not necessarily. Could also be stinking lazy.

@thesenate5913

2 жыл бұрын

@@a0flj0 talent that does not test itseld stagnates And a genius that is not being used often stagnates to stupidity.

@waywardsoul4918

2 жыл бұрын

🤣

@huskiehuskerson5300

2 жыл бұрын

I'd never sugarcoat once I become a teacher.

Carlin may have passed away, but his words will never die.

@Ben-qu8pn

3 жыл бұрын

Until he's unpersoned by Democrat Communist Corporate Media.

@nickasher7105

2 жыл бұрын

he's dead. Didn't went anywhere. But his words did, over your head

@LuigiTheMetal64

2 жыл бұрын

George Carlin died, but his words and the comedy basics passed away to other generations.

@MahkRonAKash

2 жыл бұрын

@@nickasher7105 Issues?

@yuurishibuya4797

2 жыл бұрын

@@nickasher7105 🤣🤣🤣

He didn’t kill himself, he unalived himself.

One of my regrets is that I was too young to watch this man when he was still alive. I was only 8 when he died. Everyone should watch Carlin’s material. The fact that he said these things 30-40 years ago and they are more true now that ever is a testament to his intellect. He was a smart man who paid attention to the reality of modern society. His message is simple but nobody else communicates their ideas like Carlin. Rest in peace legend.

@kristinehatkinson7323

Жыл бұрын

The videos are like being there-- I was; these vids bring it back like today.

I grew up listening to George. I learned a lot and appreciated his comedy. I was really sad when, in 2008, his heart took a complete function respite.

@marundiir4241

2 жыл бұрын

George would've loved this.

@in_vas_por8810

2 жыл бұрын

He had a bum ticker 😔

@glytchd

2 жыл бұрын

"Ba-da 'Tss!" Good one :D Seamless incorporation with this Skit! I got a good laugh, thank you

@Junksaint

2 жыл бұрын

😂

@LEXICON-DEVIL

2 жыл бұрын

He didn't die of a heart attack his heart took a day off of work after never using a sick day or vacation days.

Carlin wasn't a comedian. He was a 'wisdom-enabled orator.'

@danielwalker1207

4 жыл бұрын

That's a good one, but doesn't foretell any comedic aspect. Orators are assumed to be wise, as it is.

@juandeznuts

4 жыл бұрын

How about stand up philosopher?

@wanbelstap168

4 жыл бұрын

Just like Chappelle is now

@dougnulton

4 жыл бұрын

Darrin Nunyah We added a hyphen!

@stvbrsn

4 жыл бұрын

Darrin Nunyah yep, and the old way of saying it: Poet

I have 'shell shock' from years of mental abuse,you never really recover, but this guy defiantly helps, humour is the only way and starting again with a kind younger man.

This is another one of his gems that has only gotten truer and truer. This man was far ahead of his time!

"-and it gets worse with every generation." Yeah you weren't kidding, George.

@Misantroph0_Twitter_YouTube

5 жыл бұрын

TheSuperQuail SJWs have conquered America.

@aradicalkiwi806

5 жыл бұрын

R. H. Yeah so true, if he was still alive he might be able to knock sense into them, seeing as he was a progressive and all.

@Shorty15c4007

5 жыл бұрын

@@Misantroph0_Twitter_KZread They tried but Trump inevitably won.

@AnonURnot

5 жыл бұрын

UberTech That was a battle of retards and the biggest one won.

@mikegee8812

5 жыл бұрын

I'm sure Carlin, Hicks, Bruce, Kinnison, Dangerfield, Carson, and Pryor are rolling in their graves because of today's PC culture

1990 - comedy 2020 - reality

@davidetralli3905

4 жыл бұрын

1990

@aztn19

4 жыл бұрын

It was reality back in 1990. 30yrs later this comedic reality is still going strong

@wandacircus1667

4 жыл бұрын

it never was comedy

@Guzzist11

4 жыл бұрын

@@wandacircus1667 It´s really like in Orwells 1984...down to the change of language....scary shit.

@pdecrinis

4 жыл бұрын

It was reality back then and it's still reality. Bullshitting ourselfes now even got mandatory. And Carlin is damn right.

His comedy truly is timeless.

The guy was a frikin genius and so far ahead of his time. Very underrated

@luisgaming3409

Жыл бұрын

not underrated. hes goated

"Im not fat..im big boned." Cartman, South Park

@thomaslang7992

4 жыл бұрын

It's plus sized now it's so dumb

@BappO-is-me

4 жыл бұрын

Im not fat, I'm poofy!

@yangerjamir0906

4 жыл бұрын

Gabriel Iglesias ain't fat either, he's fluffy.

@swinetrek

4 жыл бұрын

I'm calorifically challenged

@lordodysseus

4 жыл бұрын

Someone at my school said they were big boned and I started laughing uncontrollably. I was too polite to tell them they were fat.

Used cars are now “pre-owned”.

@warrenharvey4420

3 жыл бұрын

A used car is a pre-loved vehicle.

@sigmasquadleader

3 жыл бұрын

I've never needed a professional certification to tell a new car from a used one hahaha

@brianrakes5413

3 жыл бұрын

i've even seen preloved used cars 😳

@kezziekz

3 жыл бұрын

PRELOVED now!

@davidbolha

3 жыл бұрын

Same as women. 😂

shell shocked sounds like its a temporary thing that happens mid battle and is over after that, post traumatic stress disorder seems to refer to ongoing symtoms of trauma on the mind.

@user-gr8uz6mn3t

4 ай бұрын

Yeah, ptsd also covers far more bases and situations now than it did then so I understand that one.

@techleontius9161

3 ай бұрын

THIS! Something didn't feel quite right about him talking about PTSD. The term treats this state as a DISORDER, something that will haunt you for the rest of your life if not treated. Thanks for pointing this out. Your comment needs more likes

@tahamohammedi5898

2 ай бұрын

That's just bullshit, PTSD is a bullshit term

@jamesiron4010

2 ай бұрын

Absolutely none of that is true. The same could be said about using the word shell shocked if IT HAD CONTINUED TO BE USED. Post Traumatic Stress Disorder is a TikTok definition of something extremely weighted and devastating. If people with “PTSD” were “shellshocked” by traumatic upbringings or experiences they would have been treated more seriously. - A Person With “PTSD” from a life of abuse, violence, and addiction.

Such a comedic genius, we need more Carlin in this world!!

Carlin wasn’t a a comedian He was just a funny philosopher...

@Rob.N.

4 жыл бұрын

Actually he was a philosophically skilled orator with comedic proficiency

@thenlnlkn

4 жыл бұрын

Why not both?

@HariSeldon913

4 жыл бұрын

History of the World Part 1, in ancient Rome Mel Brooks' character (Swiftus) was a stand-up philosopher.

@vishushams

4 жыл бұрын

Copied comment..Plagiarism 😅

@Randomisticful

4 жыл бұрын

@@Rob.N. Saw what you've done there hahahahahaha

the most entertaining ted talk i have ever seen

@room111photography5

4 жыл бұрын

Great observation!

@milanstevic8424

4 жыл бұрын

Man, Carlin was special.

@milanstevic8424

4 жыл бұрын

@Berliner Stadtschloss maybe you should just google for it. we aren't your personal assistants, and arguably it was easier to type 'ted talk' in google, than to ask this on youtube. fyi a proper answer is a fair bit longer than this reply, if the word 'talk' isn't enough of a clue for you.

@Bruno-rb2ou

4 жыл бұрын

@Berliner Stadtschloss Don't worry about those anti-social bastards, they're just spreading negativity thinking they're right by doing it. But they're right, it is easier to Google it than waiting for an answer in a platform full of arrogant bastards.

@austenhead5303

4 жыл бұрын

@Berliner Stadtschloss Seriously, the rude people are right. It's a searchable term. Google it. You'll get pictures and links and everything.

I am so thankful that I got to see Carlin live….

*Soft Language is the worst thing we invented* *George Carlin is a forever legend* I feel like even if it had still been called shell shock Vietnam vets would still be ignored and that’s incredibly tragic.

@presde34

25 күн бұрын

We like to lie to ourselves that is why we have the soft language. Wait never mind that was too direct. We like to participate in the escape of reality for our own mental well being and that why we have developed a mode of communication that is digestable for the faint of heart.

1990: Soft language. 3 syllables. 2020: Political correctness. 7 syllables.

@ryankelsey9646

4 жыл бұрын

I try to counter this by just saying “PC”, but it still stands for the words.

@qaari3115

4 жыл бұрын

PC is sterile

@markcangila1613

3 жыл бұрын

Political correctness is different. It's specifically on not saying language that is insulting and hurtful. That's different than making things look less important. Not using slurs is different than minimizing issues through words.

@AzureWiler

3 жыл бұрын

@@markcangila1613 oh yeah because saying I'm POC is different from I'm black which is POC is already implied but for some reason "black" could be offensive, see? Same shit, also when the fuck being black became a bad thing? Calling me poc won't make me a rainbow and sounds stupid

@markcangila1613

3 жыл бұрын

@@AzureWiler that's not what I think most leftists use poc to mean. It'a often using in bipoc which is literally "Black, Indigenous, People of color" it's used as a catch all for other non-white people.

Fired. "We're letting you go."

@genericegg7135

4 жыл бұрын

"Your services are no longer needed"

@IMN602

4 жыл бұрын

We ArE gOnNa HaVe To LeT yOu Go

@JustPlaying2020

4 жыл бұрын

Relieved of your duties

@robertfrank16

4 жыл бұрын

Or laid off. If Carlin heard that, he'd think that's a euphemism for masturbating.

@nicholasmitchiner8630

4 жыл бұрын

"You've been promoted to customer"

If only George was around this last decade, he’d have more material than he’d know what to do with

4:50 his words have never been more true this guy was a prophet😭😭🙏🏽🙏🏽

Torture became "Enhanced Interrogation Technique"...

@Sixstringman

5 жыл бұрын

Man and women became "gender fluid transracial apache helicopter"

@Hekkle01

5 жыл бұрын

Water boarding became “tactical baptism”

@mtube620

5 жыл бұрын

"Involuntary Enhanced Interrogation Technique"...

@raspiankiado4658

5 жыл бұрын

Then that became EIT.

@duke9555

5 жыл бұрын

@fml Lying becomes PIME, Post Incident Memory Enhancement

“Control language and you control thought; control thought and you control action; control action and you control the world.” - Peter Kreeft

@tzera_rhuon

3 жыл бұрын

Hence the world wearing masks.

@stonks9755

3 жыл бұрын

@@tzera_rhuon hence rising death rate for inconsiderate people

@caseyb1346

3 жыл бұрын

@AlphaChocolateTruffle It cooould be argued that making people wear masks is a test to see how compliant the population currently is to what the media tells them. Except that there was the exact same mask mandate during the 1918 Spanish Flu and nothing came of it. I'm just pointing this out because its healthy to keep a open mind and see things from multiple perspectives.

@stonks9755

3 жыл бұрын

@T MH no thanks, already got vaccinated back in 1997. Don't want to risk getting Covid by going to a hospital right now. Also no need to be so aggressive, I understand your country has almost 0.7 times the IQ of any other developed country so have a nice day!

@driveasandwich6734

3 жыл бұрын

That sounds a lot like the Sarpin-Whorf effect, which is false

Miss you George.

The war department became the department of defense

Man I wish George was here to see the fuckery that is America today.

@SpaceScreaminJohn

4 жыл бұрын

Lord Blanco I’m pretty sure he would have killed himself by this point.

@philllsxga.7737

4 жыл бұрын

Man you're not kidding!!! This world is F ed!!!

@CokeVoAYCE

4 жыл бұрын

his voice was probably what kept us from going over the edge earlier. as soon as he died this PC language accelerated and there was no good voice like george carlin in the mainstream to show how dumb it was.

@GiacomoJimmi

4 жыл бұрын

@Jay James Political correctness has nothing to do with Marxism.

@GiacomoJimmi

4 жыл бұрын

@@CokeVoAYCE There’s plenty of people in the ‘mainstream’ protesting political correctness.

Strip clubs are sometimes referred to as “gentlemen’s club”

@ursaminor9780

4 жыл бұрын

That had to be the most ironic example of soft language I’ve ever heard.

@djiboutinationalanthem5252

3 жыл бұрын

Ima be honest with you that sounds like the most 1920's thing I've ever heard

@TheArchitectOfDreams

3 жыл бұрын

Waffle House is now called "International House of Pancakes"

@grizzlyowlbear3538

3 жыл бұрын

Gentlemen's club sounds like a posh word a bunch of 1800's aristocrats would use for their golf club or something

@ronin7561

3 жыл бұрын

They're not called prostitutes anymore; they're called OnlyFans users

I dated a deaf girl. She was born deaf and some people said she wasn't deaf she was suffering from hearing loss......you can't lose something you never had.

As I write this, it is November, 2023. A two-stage SpaceX rocket has just blown up after lift-off, and the SpaceX announce team has called it (AND I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP!) "a rapid unscheduled disassembly" of the spacecraft. George, you were a genius!

They’re not loot boxes there “surprise mechanics.”

@Sapsche

4 жыл бұрын

It just works

@cartercrum1490

4 жыл бұрын

No Todd, it doesn’t

@user-vl7du3xd8m

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@Blox117

4 жыл бұрын

gamers: why the hell is it called surprise mechanics? ea: well surprise buttsex was already taken

@JP-ww5vz

4 жыл бұрын

EA Sports - It's in your ass.

The moment I heard "social distancing," I thought of Carlin.

@aztn19

4 жыл бұрын

Same!!

@thegwangster9097

4 жыл бұрын

What should it be? “Stay the fuck away from each other?” That’s a bit long.

@we_are_nevertheless7305

4 жыл бұрын

George Wang but there’s more life in the phrase and it isn’t so fucking robotic and indirect

@DavianSinner

4 жыл бұрын

Yep.

@Justme77400

4 жыл бұрын

Exactly!

"I don't like words that hide the truth" I need a plaque! We're with you, George

So George didn't die. He just passed away. XD I miss him.

My mother is a nurse, they changed “do not resuscitate” to “allow natural death” Spot on Mr. Carlin

@AleXoEx0

Жыл бұрын

Ironically those two phrases have the same amount of syllables.

@Thatonedude917

Жыл бұрын

That leaves "natural" up to interpretation If I think God's striking him down for heresy, I can resuscitate all I want

@matthall7359

Жыл бұрын

No they didnt? I work in a hospital and the universal hospital records system, EPIC, still uses DNR/DNI

@jackjack4412

Жыл бұрын

That one is not bad because saving a life in the hospital is complex, so you have to be specific.

@GigaChadh976

Жыл бұрын

Honestly that’s more specific

This is timeless. Hungry people now have "food insecurity!"

@thekat4493

4 жыл бұрын

Homeless people are now "the unsheltered".

@jordana4936

4 жыл бұрын

Rg Babahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaahhaahahha

@madmettlepants7454

3 жыл бұрын

@TheKat Or "the homely challenged"

@catnium

3 жыл бұрын

nutritionally challenged accommodation deficient individual. aka a starving homeless dude. count those syllables its 19 /drops mic ✊

@barbarakernohan1900

3 жыл бұрын

@@catnium love it 💥

Incredibly high level comedy, and doing it later in life (when many comedians fade). Arguably the best comedian of all-time.

Shellshock is a more appropriate name for the stress trauma from combat while PTSD is better suited for stress traumas that aren't from the military

As a Deaf person, I can tell you first hand that we hate the term "hearing impaired". It's insulting. Like, I'm just like you except for the fact that I can't hear. George Carlin is great.

@thagodwecreate5179

4 жыл бұрын

Yes and as a drug addict i hate the term "substance abuse disorder" ...I'ma junky and I don't "abuse substances"...I get high. Keep it real 💯

@baconboi4482

3 жыл бұрын

Is it fun being a deaf man?

@targaryenXoolf

3 жыл бұрын

how did you type this if you're deaf?

@shad0wrunner69

3 жыл бұрын

@@targaryenXoolf "deaf" is not "defingered" :)

@targaryenXoolf

3 жыл бұрын

@@shad0wrunner69 well how can he type if he can't see?

Oh, George.. You had no idea how much worse it would get..

@christinepickering9896

5 жыл бұрын

Maybe he did and that's why he left us.

@Dusijejdjjd

5 жыл бұрын

@@christinepickering9896 orrrr... he got old? Wild one huh. Unthinkable.

@aspieri

5 жыл бұрын

No.. he expired like a magazine subscription. lol

@crisp-rx7ci

5 жыл бұрын

He kicked the bucket, but he will live forever. Unless KZread bans his vids..

@keananocarroll5112

5 жыл бұрын

Nah, of course he did.

Watching George Carlin during my lifetime has so influenced the thoughts that pop into my head. Whenever a woman tells me she lost her husband, I have to stop myself from saying "where did you lose him, in the mall?"

This bit has aged like fine wine.

2008 - haha this is so funny! 2019 - holy shit he was on to something

@garadgantal1438

4 жыл бұрын

dude this is from 1990

@syntheticreality549

4 жыл бұрын

Abdullahi Kassim I think he was talking about himself.

@jonlamontagne

4 жыл бұрын

More like HOLY SHIT HE WAS SPECIAL he thought so different and able to articulate that message in humor to 1,000s at a time and now millions!

@TheCephalon

4 жыл бұрын

Shahzad Khan this came out in the 90s that’s why he says world war 1 was 70 years ago

@ryankurtz5233

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheCephalon ...and Vietnam was 16 years ago

I love you George Carlin from my heart.

Im handicapped, some mf calls me differently abled and I’m about to pull out this video.

@wolfsmaid6815

Жыл бұрын

I´m about to have a baby in a few weeks and the hospital actually asked me whether I was the "birthing person".... my jaw dropped at so much stupid euphemisms. Why is "mother" such a bad word that it needs to be replaced?

@truthfulfree

6 ай бұрын

wolfsmaid6815 That’s to be “iNcLuSiVe” to mentally ill women who believe they’re a man born in the wrong body, who then still somehow manage to get pregnant. So now it’s ”pregnant person” and ”chest feeding” and all other kinds of insanity. But everyone in their right mind knows that only females can be pregnant, only females can menstruate, only females can be mothers. Congrats on your baby 😊 🤍

Avoiding people is now “Social Distancing”

@n.ff.

3 жыл бұрын

I prefer calling it “physical distancing”. It’s more realistic.

@moonflower6607

3 жыл бұрын

@@n.ff.^this.

@josegarcia9650

3 жыл бұрын

@@n.ff. Avoid people just sounds mean that's why... Social distancing... 😂😂😂

@ZachariaZuehlke

3 жыл бұрын

MissLil Nova and it’s one more syllable!

@Ayy_Doll_Fiddler

3 жыл бұрын

I thought it's called "introversion"?

"we didn't invade u, We freed you from your own people"

@DemonicRemption

3 жыл бұрын

@Abdullah Badr Okay sorry to generalize, but given your name I'm left with the impression you were told that when American soldiers paid your neighborhood a visit.

@abdullahbadr899

3 жыл бұрын

@@DemonicRemption they didn't, they will never be able to.

@samaradashwood1491

3 жыл бұрын

@@DemonicRemption nice from americans to come share with us their gun collection we know how they're fond of that .

@geoffbarney5914

3 жыл бұрын

Allies excuse in ww2

@coderdbd

3 жыл бұрын

"Oh look! the Americans came to give us free bullets, ain't that nice?"

I wish Carlin was around to give us his input on trigger warnings, safe spaces, and micro agressions.

He was way ahead of his time. RIP George Carlin

@godversesans5152

10 ай бұрын

Don't worry he's not dead he's unalived

The government doesn’t lie. It creates “alternative facts”. Edit: self isolation became “quarantine”

@dustinminor6479

4 жыл бұрын

@titlewave facts no longer matter those folks it's only belief.

@sirkayda7205

4 жыл бұрын

@titlewave - No. Lowest black unemployment rate in history Lowest Latino unemployment rate in history Lowest female unemployment rate in 71 years Lowest overall unemployment rate 50 years Lowest unemployment rate for people without a high school diploma in history Lower overall unemployment rate than any previous Presidential administration Lowest poverty rate in 19 years 7 million new jobs created Longest period of economic growth in history Highest consumer confidence in 18 years 90% of citizens happy with their personal lives Climbing GDP Median household income highest in history Highest stock market in history Executive Order Improving Medicare Drug costs lowering for first time in 50 years Healed the ecosystem in Florida's Everglades Got the US out of TPP Got the US out of PCA USA is nowLargest exporter of energy Energy independent for the first time in 75 years Freed 23 hostages from foreign prisons. Destroyed ISIS' Middle Eastern Caliphate Withdrew from the Iran Nuclear Payment Deal Renegotiated NAFTA for America's benefit Demanding (and getting) other countries to pay their fair share for America's contribution to their national defense Denuclearization of North Korea as verified by inspections Permanent ceasefire in Syria 50 billion agricultural deal with China V.A. reform Prison reform The Right To Pray Executive Order Protecting Free Speech On College Campuses Public Charge Immigration Rule Pay raises for our troops Canceling disabled veterans student debt First sitting American President to set foot in North Korea Released JFK files Released MLK files Released Roswell files SPACE FORCE THE WALL

@sirkayda7205

4 жыл бұрын

@Kurt - Yep. I usually note that "This is an abbreviated list." What have other Presidents been doing with their time?

@sirkayda7205

4 жыл бұрын

@Mass acher - The citizens who are all directly affected by what the government does.

@Alex-wi1mx

4 жыл бұрын

@@sirkayda7205 FDR was saving America from the Great Depression, creating social security, as well as several other programs, and fighting the Germans, Italians, and Japanese in WW2.

Ugly people = "Severe Appearance Deficit" = S.A.D. Brilliant.

@annettespizuoco7715

4 жыл бұрын

LOL,but that is just mean!!!!!!!! i mean, if i was ugly,i would not want to hear this joke.don't mean to sound like i know everything,but i base someone's ugliness on the way they treat me.

@ipodtouch495

4 жыл бұрын

@@annettespizuoco7715 A joke is a joke. We can't and shouldn't ban everything that hurts someone's feelings.

@staceypakosta8186

3 жыл бұрын

🤣😂😂🤣😆🤣🤩

@ranjanbiswas3233

3 жыл бұрын

@@annettespizuoco7715 Are you one of those SJW liberals? Then this is a wrong place. Go back to your Safe space.

@lotyjop8377

3 жыл бұрын

That sounds even more offensive lol

George Carlin did not die, he retired from life.

@awdrifter3394

Ай бұрын

He was isekai'd.

Still Spot On and will always remain so. One of the last great philosophers of the 20th Century. We need you more than ever George!

I’m not “short” I’m “vertically challenged.”

@adramalech3385

4 жыл бұрын

I'm not retarded, I'm mentally challenged.

@1977crabb

4 жыл бұрын

No you're compact

@kshinokevin

4 жыл бұрын

because now, we can't say the "M" word anymore; "little person," yes, but not "dwarf" or "elf." (at 5' 1", I get neck strains to look up at people because I don't have any yellow page phone books handy; not fun: Tony Cox, Peter Dinklage, Spudd Web, Brad Williams, Mugsy Bogues, the late Bushwick Bill (Geto Boys), Verne "Mini Me" Troyer, the late Herve "Tattoo" Villechaize, the late Hank or Beetlejuice (both are from the old Howard Stern Show). )

@dicelusrayan9420

4 жыл бұрын

😂

EA doesn’t have “Loot Boxes” They’re “Surprise Mechanics”

@eshwar6969

5 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@Speedd701

4 жыл бұрын

Legitimately what they named it, for people outside the loop.

@manuelaliaga8049

4 жыл бұрын

I was looking for this comment.

@Conspiracy515

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Dave-dh7rt

4 жыл бұрын

Its fucking gambling

He is as relevant now as he ever was. So on point. We are all now George-deprived.

Legends never die in our hearts! RIP my man🥹❤️🙏😇

Ooh! I’ve got one! “Lies” became “alternative facts.”

@jamarrogers2985

4 жыл бұрын

Exactly

@firstthessalonian6889

4 жыл бұрын

Hah talk about about a frekin meme.

@firstthessalonian6889

4 жыл бұрын

@michaelatw86 fact is immutable - there is no alternate of a fact, something either is or is not a fact. Alt right is just that, and alternative viewpoint of what it means to be right wing. Facts dont care about alternatives.

@RepellentJeff

4 жыл бұрын

michaelatw86 Yeah, keep telling yourself that, friend. You know, I’m honestly surprised it took this long for a reply like this to show up.

@bobxyzp

4 жыл бұрын

And “facts” became “debatable opinions”.

"Lies" are now "Alternative Facts" "Facts" are now "Offensive"

@larseunic

4 жыл бұрын

Libtard

@IDGAFS21

4 жыл бұрын

Lol true

@IDGAFS21

4 жыл бұрын

@@larseunic get a life

@larseunic

4 жыл бұрын

@@IDGAFS21 are u offended by facts and logic

@larseunic

4 жыл бұрын

@@IDGAFS21 u liberal can't take the heat

Dude is so smart. You have to be a genius if you can simplify so everyone can understand.

This will still be watched a thousand years from now.

Carlin wasn't just a comedian he is a modern day philosopher, I love his honest commentary on society

@mdrautiii

8 жыл бұрын

+Aza Jabar I agree totally, and his commentary is valid today.

@MyREDTAIL

8 жыл бұрын

+Aza Jabar A Comic Genius also.? He had a High IQ also.

@PeanutStrawberry

5 жыл бұрын

I still think Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder explains the illness medically well, but I do find myself saying "Shell Shock" half of the time for the punch it gives to the condition.

@classixdrummer

5 жыл бұрын

Google Lennie Bruce if you want to see one of Carlins’ influences. I think George eclipsed him but he came before in the vein of societal commentator..

@silmarforbes4904

5 жыл бұрын

Kinda

Way ahead of his time Everything he said multiplied and worsened

@JohnSmith-fs8bu

4 жыл бұрын

I fear it’s only the beginning

@aztn19

4 жыл бұрын

He wasn’t ahead of his time; his timeless commentary was the kind of comedy we needed back then & to this day!

@OP-lk4tw

4 жыл бұрын

@@aztn19 yes he was, I don't hear a lot of people of his time talking about this issues, he saw them coming before they've fully arrived

@user-mw3fu8hz5b

4 жыл бұрын

Way ahead of his time, don't think so! He was just saying all the bullshit that he was seeing and happening on his time! And on this time the cycle bullshit is repeating over and over on different manners, but still the same bullshit!

@philistine3260

4 жыл бұрын

Some things actually took an opposite turn. A lot of strong words like "rape", "racism", "nazi" and so on, are used to describe so many things that aren't even remotely as bad as actions those words used to describe. I think society is actually moving away from everything "soft" to making everything absolutely outrageous.

I remember when the "Senior" golf tour became the "Champions" tour.

Freedom of speech is a beautiful thing, especially when it is done intelligently. R.I.P. George.

"You're fired" "You are relieved of duty"

@braintwo3398

3 жыл бұрын

"We're gonna cut you loose"

@rd_films8064

3 жыл бұрын

@@braintwo3398 "We no longer require your services"

@giovanniacosta2296

3 жыл бұрын

“You’re promoted to customer”🤣

@Awibrahor

3 жыл бұрын

‘Laid off’. Not as good as ‘getting laid’.

@1112viggo

3 жыл бұрын

"We have to let you go"

“I did not lose, I merely failed to win!”

@waywardsoul4918

2 жыл бұрын

🤣

@joaquimrodriguez8961

2 жыл бұрын

shut up

@michaelbarlow6610

2 жыл бұрын

@ Eurasia_0240. Or as the late great comedic actor Carroll O'Connor as Archie Bunker on the classic TV sitcom "All in the Family" said about Richard M. Nixon, "He did not lie........he forgot to tell the truth"! Lol!

@jamesbugbee6812

2 жыл бұрын

Subvictorious.

@anormalguy511

2 жыл бұрын

So he... Lost?

I loved George when I first watched him growing up. A lot of people just said he's just angry with a lot things he said. Everything he says makes sense but they won't admit it. Love George rip.

such a brilliant mind he had. not always bright and sunny but truthful with himself always

This isn't even stand-up comedy, he's just speaking the truth.

@LuigiTheMetal64

3 жыл бұрын

There is a saying, "It is funny because it is true."

@Ben-qu8pn

3 жыл бұрын

AKA hate speech to Democrats.

@Ismael-kc3ry

3 жыл бұрын

@@Ben-qu8pn you realize Carlin was far more left leaning than right, right? Please tell me you know that. Also I find it interesting that someone who’s clearly a far of Carlin’s standup, the jokes made by someone explicitly saying politicians mean nothing, decided to make a random comment unrelated to politics about left vs right.

@biguglyduck540

2 жыл бұрын

That was George.

@TheAnswerToIs-uk5fq

2 жыл бұрын

@@Ismael-kc3ry he may have been more on the left side of politics but look at today’s world and tell me George Carlin wasn’t light years ahead of his time. Look at how everyone gets offended by words today. they try to change them to try and change the meaning of them and if you disagree with it you are automatically labeled a racist

That "shell-shock, veitnam vet' thing hit hard

@nobodysbaby5048

3 жыл бұрын

He had a wicked way of making his point. Would've made one hell of an attorney.

@SamsarasArt

3 жыл бұрын

@@nobodysbaby5048 nah to be a good attorney you gotta be a bullshitter

@thearbyter7953

2 жыл бұрын

@@SamsarasArt But he would be a masterful bullshitter, if he wanted to :)

@nickasher7105

2 жыл бұрын

Carlin's point still stands, but the term "shell-shock" was associated with cowardice, i.e. soldiers who were shell shocked were considered cowardly and not as good, because there was no medical recognition of the term. That's why it was changed with time. But yes carlin's point still stands

@LuigiTheMetal64

2 жыл бұрын

Probably just as hard as the steel balls coming from the shrapnel/artillery shell. "Shell shock" has been referred to body damage caused by an explosion.

He was so good at this, and more relevant than ever RIP

These videos are older than I am, but I can’t help but laugh my ass off. My teacher used this vid. to exemplify euphemisms, and I have been watching these clips ever since.

What about, we don't kill our pets, we put them to sleep!

@ahmedzafar4406

3 жыл бұрын

Interesting right....Couple of months ago one of my Colleagues at work told me he had put his dog to sleep last Saturday, I said wow cool, he must be bothering you a lot so you put him to sleep, must be a relief eh..I would do that too, he goes what are you talking about? I said what do you mean? he said he died, I said he died while he was asleep oh shyt no, he was like no buddy he wasn't feeling good and vomiting blood everywhere and suffering with a disease so we got him injected I was like then say it like that don't tell me you put him to sleep Lolzz

@Bruce-vq7ni

3 жыл бұрын

In the UK the usual term for pet Euthanasia is to have it "Put Down" - - Very strange if you think about it.

@mousethatroared1213

3 жыл бұрын

Or, they cross the rainbow bridge.

@cheezenip2737

3 жыл бұрын

It leaves us to wonder, was he really talking to us or do you lack a sense of humor?

@nottavegan7311

3 жыл бұрын

We them down