George Carlin - Flying [Live from NYC '92]

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The timeless comedic genius George Carlin doing one of my favorite bits live from NYC back in 1992.

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  • @omega454545
    @omega4545454 жыл бұрын

    Pretty much everything he did on this special is still 100 accurate 30 years later.

  • @jackieny9914

    @jackieny9914

    2 жыл бұрын

    31 years later 😅

  • @nobodynemoq

    @nobodynemoq

    2 жыл бұрын

    you just made me realize it was 30 years ago. DAMN YOU!

  • @collinemcguigan

    @collinemcguigan

    2 жыл бұрын

    Called being ahead of your time

  • @birdlawofphilly6701

    @birdlawofphilly6701

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yep

  • @jamesmasuda8542

    @jamesmasuda8542

    2 жыл бұрын

    Fucking Ay!

  • @Slikrik1212
    @Slikrik12126 жыл бұрын

    "Louisiana is expecting a rain event."...... "Holy shit! I hope I can get tickets to that!!"

  • @ScopeGuardPony

    @ScopeGuardPony

    3 жыл бұрын

    Every single time I hear 'rain/snow/etc. event' I always yell that line. The first time I heard 'snow event' on the weather channel I perked up and was oh so giddy that I was able to say those words.

  • @Kinobambino

    @Kinobambino

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@ScopeGuardPony lol I love you

  • @ajithp.r6787

    @ajithp.r6787

    3 жыл бұрын

    😂

  • @billmorris2613

    @billmorris2613

    3 жыл бұрын

    Stop by during the summer months they are so plentiful, nearly every day, that they are free, no ticket needed.

  • @darrentylor5473

    @darrentylor5473

    2 жыл бұрын

    You know somewhere there will actually be some dumb ass that may try to sell tickets to said event

  • @johnmunro4952
    @johnmunro4952 Жыл бұрын

    The undisputed heavyweight champion of comedy.

  • @andypetrovich2155

    @andypetrovich2155

    8 ай бұрын

    Then what's all the comparing for?

  • @beatlefan713

    @beatlefan713

    8 ай бұрын

    I think him and Pryor both hold that belt!

  • @albertboccella1902

    @albertboccella1902

    6 ай бұрын

    carlin for president ptyor for vice!!!

  • @rougetrader

    @rougetrader

    6 ай бұрын

    ​@@albertboccella1902🎉🎉🎉

  • @doctormeowstein777

    @doctormeowstein777

    5 ай бұрын

    If it’s undisputed; what’s all the fighting about?!

  • @chunmun227
    @chunmun2275 ай бұрын

    People call him comedion but I think he was a great philosopher. RIP

  • @marklefkowitz4385

    @marklefkowitz4385

    2 ай бұрын

    Comedian.

  • @SuperChris729

    @SuperChris729

    Ай бұрын

    Stand up philosopher..... AKA bullshit artist 😂😂😂

  • @lizdavies6796

    @lizdavies6796

    Ай бұрын

    I’m with you.. he’s brilliant.. Liz from Aus

  • @scottenglish6588

    @scottenglish6588

    Ай бұрын

    No doubt about it . George understood that the planet 👏 just wanted plastic 🙄 Mankind is a pimple, earth just wanted 🙄 plastic

  • @bhenderson7651

    @bhenderson7651

    20 күн бұрын

    DR. CARLIN

  • @al-mosheytidal1296
    @al-mosheytidal12969 жыл бұрын

    "in the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure..... ROOF FLIES OFF!!!"

  • @siegfried8644

    @siegfried8644

    3 жыл бұрын

    I didn't know it was possible to love a dead man this much, but here we are😂

  • @Diamond-xf8uc

    @Diamond-xf8uc

    3 жыл бұрын

    Lmao 😂😆

  • @eliaskjrbo8142

    @eliaskjrbo8142

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@siegfried8644 well you don’t love him when he is dead you loved the guy who was alive

  • @siegfried8644

    @siegfried8644

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@eliaskjrbo8142 Is that really an important detail? I mean, people understand what I'm trying to say

  • @kainefolse3845

    @kainefolse3845

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@siegfried8644 r/whoosh. Elias was doing like Carlin did and flipping the words lmfao

  • @dannydoc1969
    @dannydoc19697 жыл бұрын

    He was awesome. He pulled back the curtain of our cultural BS.

  • @trayolphia5756

    @trayolphia5756

    3 жыл бұрын

    Too bad in the past 4 years it’s taken such a drastic turn back to the worse...

  • @bit1733

    @bit1733

    3 жыл бұрын

    The best and succinct way to wrap it up all about the genius and perceptiveness of Carlin. He was practically walking alone and brave enough to walk it alone.

  • @anthonylesley982

    @anthonylesley982

    3 жыл бұрын

    He was more left learning

  • @trayolphia5756

    @trayolphia5756

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@anthonylesley982 learning? And sorry...due to the question of spelling above I apologise if this question is therefore out of context and not intended...but did you just try to insinuate that Carlin had ANY political leanings? The whole thing that made him brilliant was he did all he could to stay OUTSIDE of the childish crap test that is tribalism politics... He had the wisdom to see that BOTH sides were as screwed up as each other, simply in different ways...so he had no leanings in either direction BeLiege it or not...some people just try to IGNORE all the political BS, and one of the worst things anyone can ever do is try to force a label upon them that shows anything about them... I’ve lost many friendships from high school due to several of them insisting on seeing everything through a lens of political labels, and trying to insist I submit to living under one of those such labels...

  • @anthonylesley982

    @anthonylesley982

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@trayolphia5756 I meant leaning that’s what I get for typing at 2 in the morning! And yes he was more of independent in view points but you gotta some of things he said did have a very left undertone like his abortion views m.kzread.info/dash/bejne/hZueqdmIctzHqdY.html m.kzread.info/dash/bejne/mKGB2NV6mqbRn8o.html

  • @michaelmega7786
    @michaelmega77862 ай бұрын

    The World Sucks without you George Carlin. 🎉❤

  • @BarryL2697

    @BarryL2697

    26 күн бұрын

    George C, Robin W. and Rodney D. .. comedy died when they died!

  • @AbandonedMines11
    @AbandonedMines11 Жыл бұрын

    Carlin’s linguistic humor is always extremely clever and on point. He truly was a master!

  • @AlexanderMizera2005

    @AlexanderMizera2005

    Жыл бұрын

    Damn Skippy

  • @thehoodedvagabum7375

    @thehoodedvagabum7375

    Жыл бұрын

    Also the skill with words and articulation he has, Jesus...

  • @ashwar3639
    @ashwar36396 жыл бұрын

    Master of timing, delivery, facial expressions, content, originality, and innovation. Carlin was the greatest comedian of all time, bar none.

  • @phenomanII

    @phenomanII

    5 жыл бұрын

    I focused on his facial expressions and I was shocked how many he made and how quickly he changed them.

  • @JH-jj9zf

    @JH-jj9zf

    5 жыл бұрын

    We definitely need I'm back! Imagine all the stuff he could come up with today! He always found a way to bash both sides of the political aisle. I would LOVE to see what he would come up with in regards to Trump, Pelosi...and especially Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.

  • @mantislake4141

    @mantislake4141

    5 жыл бұрын

    I'd attribute his timing & delivery to his mastery of the English language. Every word in his many routines was deliberate. Superlative gifts of expression.

  • @tonydegregorio4895

    @tonydegregorio4895

    4 жыл бұрын

    Enhanced by cocaine most definitely but his later work without it is just as good to me.

  • @Amp661

    @Amp661

    4 жыл бұрын

    George opened our minds about the stupidity of society. His humor bashing them is INCREDIBLE! Hes my favorite because of how blunt he is lol.

  • @Darkhalo314
    @Darkhalo3142 жыл бұрын

    There has never been comedian funnier than George Carlin. A philosopher with a sense of humor basically.

  • @ilmari435

    @ilmari435

    2 жыл бұрын

    stölen kömment

  • @5cloudwalker

    @5cloudwalker

    2 жыл бұрын

    hmmm Norm Macdonald comes close

  • @yasirkadhim2940

    @yasirkadhim2940

    Жыл бұрын

    Bill Burr is basically a modern Carlin

  • @yaboi2500

    @yaboi2500

    Жыл бұрын

    He’s absolutely a modern Diogenes, minus the pissing, shitting, and masturbating in public.

  • @TooneyBloom

    @TooneyBloom

    Жыл бұрын

    I’ll put Louis ck up there too

  • @Call_Me_Troy
    @Call_Me_Troy15 күн бұрын

    George Carlin was the GOAT. A master of the English language, like no other. The World would be a better place with more George Carlin's. RIP George.

  • @nerdjunior9924
    @nerdjunior99249 ай бұрын

    Literally one of the greatest 16 minutes of comedy of all time

  • @davidshafer1872
    @davidshafer18729 жыл бұрын

    First time I saw this show I was laughing so hard I was gasping for breath. Aw George Carlin, we miss you!

  • @Alexandria222222

    @Alexandria222222

    8 жыл бұрын

    +David Shafer I laugh so hard that I cry every time I watch it.

  • @SciTrekMan

    @SciTrekMan

    7 жыл бұрын

    David Shafer Missing George Carlin? Sounds like you've got an "Emergency Situation"!

  • @davidshafer1872

    @davidshafer1872

    7 жыл бұрын

    mytreker huh?

  • @TazFTW1911

    @TazFTW1911

    6 жыл бұрын

    He’d be having a hell of a time if he was still alive

  • @EbonyPope

    @EbonyPope

    6 жыл бұрын

    Zach Wolfe He would melt quite some snowflakes nowadays. It would be a pleasure to see him in front of a bunch of millennial students. I think his kind of harsh humor would make their heads explode. :D

  • @soljwf5664
    @soljwf56644 жыл бұрын

    I was on a plane a couple weeks ago and I was telling my son this bit during the announcements and a man with a thick European accent sitting in the same aisle asked me if I was quoting George Carlin

  • @omairsh8

    @omairsh8

    3 жыл бұрын

    ON a plane? Evel Kneival is that you??

  • @soljwf5664

    @soljwf5664

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@omairsh8 touché

  • @flasham4148

    @flasham4148

    3 жыл бұрын

    what is going on here

  • @TGEpic2302

    @TGEpic2302

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@omairsh8 i said F*** YOU im getting IN the plane!

  • @Alwolfxx

    @Alwolfxx

    2 жыл бұрын

    A man of culture

  • @MikeBrown-ii3pt
    @MikeBrown-ii3pt Жыл бұрын

    George Carlin would have a field day with what's going on in 2022!

  • @albertboccella1902

    @albertboccella1902

    6 ай бұрын

    he could devote an entire show ripping on Trump!!!

  • @jakedeutscher

    @jakedeutscher

    2 ай бұрын

    @@albertboccella1902you kidding? He would endorse trump

  • @MrBlick76

    @MrBlick76

    2 ай бұрын

    He'd be cancelled for like 20 mins but his clips would go viral in 3 minutes and the whole world would share it

  • @MrBlick76

    @MrBlick76

    2 ай бұрын

    ​@@albertboccella1902what about the dementia patient? I mean Trump's nowhere near as easy a target. He's def a Cheeto colored funny wise ass crooked NYC businessman but at least he can talk

  • @user-nk8br3wr4m
    @user-nk8br3wr4m2 ай бұрын

    George Carlin is a legend and the greatest comedian of all time He truly was the master there was no one better

  • @k_h_nobody
    @k_h_nobody3 жыл бұрын

    He truly was philosophical. He wasn't a comedian, he was a philosopher with a sense of humor!

  • @rubenguerrero9050

    @rubenguerrero9050

    3 жыл бұрын

    He sure was😂

  • @rasul407

    @rasul407

    3 жыл бұрын

    Right

  • @jacobroman83

    @jacobroman83

    2 жыл бұрын

    exactly

  • @DavidLee-ll9vq

    @DavidLee-ll9vq

    2 жыл бұрын

    Spot on

  • @anthonyjohnson9403

    @anthonyjohnson9403

    2 жыл бұрын

    Socrates and Plato with a kick ass sense of humor and sarcasm

  • @ronaldh8446
    @ronaldh84464 жыл бұрын

    April 25th, 1992. I was there with my brother and friends. George considered it his best concert and I agree.

  • @paulspears715

    @paulspears715

    3 жыл бұрын

    Lucky you........Joey, how ru.....men and women don't walk the same...haha

  • @armin38822

    @armin38822

    3 жыл бұрын

    Kinda weird I'm randomly watching this on april 25 on my birthday. Carlin is my favourite stand up comic

  • @brucejackson6451

    @brucejackson6451

    3 жыл бұрын

    I saw this same tour. One of his best.

  • @AndrewJones-yl6uu

    @AndrewJones-yl6uu

    3 жыл бұрын

    Comic genius we miss you George Carlin

  • @jasonfoster6428

    @jasonfoster6428

    3 жыл бұрын

    Source for your claim?

  • @taratownsend6408
    @taratownsend64083 ай бұрын

    This brilliant man's genius is so needed now. How I miss him!

  • @giovannileonetti2120
    @giovannileonetti21202 жыл бұрын

    First heard this at the age of 14 in 1999 - still love it today. George Carlin really is one of the best comedians ever!

  • @shutupdeck

    @shutupdeck

    Жыл бұрын

    I’m about your age, I remember the first time I heard his comedy I was like omg the shining time conductor is swearing and it’s hilarious 🤣 true comedy legend ❤

  • @tembukimbi8404

    @tembukimbi8404

    Жыл бұрын

    The best

  • @xyeB

    @xyeB

    9 ай бұрын

    He’s The Best

  • @InterEDGE
    @InterEDGE9 жыл бұрын

    Boarding process, sounds important. IT ISN'T

  • @Zellogi19

    @Zellogi19

    8 жыл бұрын

    +InterEDGE It's just a bunch of people getting ON an airplane. Not in. On.

  • @JumpinJAKEFlash

    @JumpinJAKEFlash

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Chris Zellogi "Get on the plane! Get on the plane" I say "Fuck you, I'm getting IN the plane! Let Evel Knievel get on the plane!" LOL

  • @c.w.r.794

    @c.w.r.794

    7 жыл бұрын

    Jumpin' JAKE Flash What if a really big fat fuck is sitting next to you?

  • @JumpinJAKEFlash

    @JumpinJAKEFlash

    6 жыл бұрын

    I'll go around the fat fuck. Lol

  • @andrewsmith3257

    @andrewsmith3257

    3 жыл бұрын

    🤣

  • @jojonono6188
    @jojonono61887 жыл бұрын

    Carlin was the best. One of a few who could see the world for what it truly is. Oh, and hands down the best comedian EVER.

  • @trayolphia5756

    @trayolphia5756

    3 жыл бұрын

    The closest anyone has come to the same stylings of saying like it is and being funny about it is Isaac butterfield from australia

  • @charleswilson7371

    @charleswilson7371

    2 жыл бұрын

    You bet! RIP Sir and thank you George

  • @jimmyolsen5897

    @jimmyolsen5897

    2 жыл бұрын

    Ronnie Dangerfield is better he’s the greatest

  • @HamiltonRb

    @HamiltonRb

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@jimmyolsen5897 My favorite was Robin Williams but liked Carlin and Rodney

  • @jimmyolsen5897

    @jimmyolsen5897

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@trayolphia5756 never heard of him

  • @user-lt1ho3dm6b
    @user-lt1ho3dm6b3 ай бұрын

    I started listening to George in the early 60s ,😂 and still do 50+years later,,best ever ,,, funny man,,,

  • @AnimeAftermath
    @AnimeAftermath2 ай бұрын

    As far as I'm concerned, Jammin' In New York is the single greatest hour of comedy ever produced. The timing, the energy, the depth... I don't think it'll ever be equaled.

  • @Julius_Paul
    @Julius_Paul8 жыл бұрын

    "I always breathe normally when I'm in a 600 mile-an-hour uncontrolled vertical dive..." One of the funniest lines I've ever heard!!

  • @MoveitorLoseit2

    @MoveitorLoseit2

    7 жыл бұрын

    "I also shit normally....right in my pants!!!!" This is one of my favorite bits of George Carlin ever

  • @cecilrichardson2494

    @cecilrichardson2494

    6 жыл бұрын

    Another good one was, "In the unlikely event of a water landing..." Well, what exactly is a "water landing"? Am I mistaken, or does this sound somewhat similar to CRASHING INTO THE OCEAN!? "Your seat cushion can be used as a flotation device." Well, imagine that; my seat cushion! Just what I need: to float around the North Atlantic for several days, clinging to a pillow full of beer farts.

  • @aaronz9410

    @aaronz9410

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@MoveitorLoseit2 exactly, even if you were constipated (or as he said in another bit, suffering from occasional irregularity), that would be one sure way to take a massive shit right in your pants.

  • @brianlisk9326

    @brianlisk9326

    3 жыл бұрын

    “Your seat cushion can be used as a floatation device” How about that? My seat cushion! Just what i need, to float around the North Atlantic clinging to a pillow full of beer farts

  • @Julius_Paul

    @Julius_Paul

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@cecilrichardson2494 "Crashing into the ocean" always makes me burst out with huge laughter

  • @RMJ23
    @RMJ239 жыл бұрын

    Whenever I fly on the airline I watch this video at least a half hour before getting in the plane.

  • @EndlessSummer888

    @EndlessSummer888

    6 жыл бұрын

    The last time my brother and i were on a plane, it was August, 2014. As they were DOING the safety lecture, we were laughing like idiots because this whole thing was in our head the whole time. Definitely the highlight of all my flying experiences.

  • @Rolo_AC

    @Rolo_AC

    6 жыл бұрын

    Great advice. Will make it a whole new experience! On every flight! Haha

  • @chrisdirker8715

    @chrisdirker8715

    4 жыл бұрын

    TheRam3596 yea for the love of Carlin dont get on the plane get in it. There seems to be less wind in here.

  • @trayolphia5756

    @trayolphia5756

    3 жыл бұрын

    Someone asked me why I was laughing so hard...and they said they’d never heard of Carlin... ...got my iPad out and played this on full volume...everyone was cacking themselves...

  • @RidoDrago

    @RidoDrago

    3 жыл бұрын

    It's been while since you posted but the guy just said you dont fly ON an airplane, you fly IN an airplane =P

  • @rock85cool
    @rock85cool2 жыл бұрын

    George Carlin is needed now more than ever.

  • @davidbaumgarten8339
    @davidbaumgarten8339 Жыл бұрын

    Wish he ran for president,I would vote for him without hesitation

  • @scottenglish6588

    @scottenglish6588

    Ай бұрын

    The truly great people do not look for greatest.. He knew that you can't stop progress. Might as well 🤷 enjoy it

  • @thestranger4812
    @thestranger48129 жыл бұрын

    This is my favourite Carlin piece, by far. The whole routine is pure genius.

  • @Julius_Paul

    @Julius_Paul

    3 жыл бұрын

    Mine too, and I've heard every album and seen every HBO special. He has many 'one of his best' skits, but this one is truly 'the' best!

  • @leifchurchill

    @leifchurchill

    3 жыл бұрын

    This is probably close to the top on my list of favorites as well.

  • @trazyntheinfinitehereforur828

    @trazyntheinfinitehereforur828

    3 жыл бұрын

    I AGREE it's exactly how I feel about it and the last time I was on a plane was when I was fucking 12

  • @jamesharris9664

    @jamesharris9664

    3 жыл бұрын

    He was truly one of the greatest comedians ever

  • @nevertethered6386

    @nevertethered6386

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@trazyntheinfinitehereforur828 fucking 12 what?

  • @dannydoc1969
    @dannydoc19698 жыл бұрын

    A true genius at work. He dissects every word, gives it a lot of thought and twists it into comedy while reflecting our societal BS and how we misuse words.

  • @OMGtheykilledKenny42

    @OMGtheykilledKenny42

    4 жыл бұрын

    American English is bloated.. like our people.

  • @trayolphia5756

    @trayolphia5756

    3 жыл бұрын

    And since he’s gone the whole thing has gotten beyond ridiculous...

  • @dilanavendanoperez3733

    @dilanavendanoperez3733

    2 жыл бұрын

    Shut the hell up!

  • @neilangus4401

    @neilangus4401

    2 жыл бұрын

    So true The man is magic

  • @mklizzar

    @mklizzar

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yet he didnt dare expose how the US deep state was behind 9/11.

  • @unuminregnodei
    @unuminregnodei10 ай бұрын

    Carlin was a linguistic critic, among many other talents.

  • @sorinichim4737
    @sorinichim47372 жыл бұрын

    The audience was blessed to see his stand up acting live!

  • @tonimichelle7776

    @tonimichelle7776

    Жыл бұрын

    “Blessed” isn’t a word that anyone should see in the comments of a Carlin video…

  • @shubhamyuvaidya89

    @shubhamyuvaidya89

    9 ай бұрын

    Joe Pesci bless you

  • @ronstewart9709
    @ronstewart97093 жыл бұрын

    The first time I heard this I was in tears from laughing, when he mentioned the pillow full of beer farts I lost it. He was absolutely brilliant!

  • @bobmalack481

    @bobmalack481

    2 жыл бұрын

    and should of added "and with sharks circling around me".

  • @grannycee8280
    @grannycee82806 ай бұрын

    Carlin's comedy is timeless and just as funny now as it was 30 years ago. A true master.

  • @jamesgarfield9592
    @jamesgarfield95922 жыл бұрын

    The man was a genius! I’m forever amazed A.) that he could think this stuff up. B.) that he could remember it, and most of all C.) that he could deliver it so fast and with such perfect timing. . . And he literally NEVER stumbled over his words, like not EVER. I can’t string three sentences together without tripping up in some way, and he talked for 90 minutes at a time with so much as an “uh” or “um”.

  • @bingobongo8101

    @bingobongo8101

    Жыл бұрын

    Because he also believed in what he said. To you he is telling comedy, to him he is ranting about how stupid the world we live in is

  • @mw...

    @mw...

    Жыл бұрын

    He got his weed from snoop

  • @user-gw1ig5vu4y

    @user-gw1ig5vu4y

    Жыл бұрын

    @@bingobongo8101 You are so right about it !

  • @abc456f

    @abc456f

    10 ай бұрын

    He rehearsed over and over. I've read every word, gesture, facial expression, was perfected before he brought it to stage.

  • @rocknral

    @rocknral

    9 ай бұрын

    ​@abc456f Well that is even more amazing. As someone who has done a fair bit of public speaking, I find rehearsed and exact phrasing very limiting. Basically I find it challenging to get it absolutely perfect, but speak in ideas rather than words. Carlin is definitely a one off. Genius.

  • @christianhustad7055
    @christianhustad70553 жыл бұрын

    “Seat Belt, high-tech shit!” I love this man.

  • @dinofreak222
    @dinofreak2223 жыл бұрын

    This man literally crafted the perfect "how about that airplane food" joke. A true genius RIP!

  • @omairsh8

    @omairsh8

    3 жыл бұрын

    He crafted the perfect stand up routine. Truly one of a kind

  • @hello_its_me.
    @hello_its_me.2 жыл бұрын

    If you're ever having or had a bad day, come and listen to this vid. I'm pretty sure your mood will get better and you might just laugh your azz off.

  • @blackfish4147
    @blackfish41472 жыл бұрын

    This is one of his all-time best routines, absolutely brilliant! George actually went to work to write his content. He had an office and was very professional about his art form. That's why he is the absolute king of making you laugh at things you didn't notice were funny when they happen.

  • @user-qo6dk7df8c

    @user-qo6dk7df8c

    6 ай бұрын

    His contrast of baseball to football was brilliant.

  • @xxXthekevXxx
    @xxXthekevXxx7 жыл бұрын

    Fun fact: George Carlin actually served in the Air Force!

  • @USMCCombatVet4TastyCrayons

    @USMCCombatVet4TastyCrayons

    3 жыл бұрын

    That is why he knows that you get IN the plane.

  • @davecrupel2817

    @davecrupel2817

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@USMCCombatVet4TastyCrayons 😂😂😂

  • @matthewgiller7335

    @matthewgiller7335

    3 жыл бұрын

    Imagine him in the Air Force

  • @thetriclopsguy122

    @thetriclopsguy122

    3 жыл бұрын

    "Tell the captain, air marshal Carlin says, Go fuck yourself!"

  • @samm928

    @samm928

    3 жыл бұрын

    Off the fuking plane

  • @malikevans2615
    @malikevans26156 жыл бұрын

    “And get out of the plane where I can help others” my favorite line

  • @eliaskjrbo8142

    @eliaskjrbo8142

    3 жыл бұрын

    I’ll be honest with you but why the hell did it pop into your head that other people should know what you think.Your opinion isn’t worth that much. Also, nobody fucking cares

  • @malikevans2615

    @malikevans2615

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@eliaskjrbo8142 same

  • @verbalkint4258

    @verbalkint4258

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@eliaskjrbo8142 you're an angry little man aren't you

  • @eliaskjrbo8142

    @eliaskjrbo8142

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@verbalkint4258 how did you know😂

  • @Funky-Channel
    @Funky-Channel2 ай бұрын

    Incredible, he roasted the phrasing that no one thinks about. That is a true philosopher.

  • @allenbeaulieu7077
    @allenbeaulieu70772 жыл бұрын

    George is one of the funniest comedians of all time. I’m 66 years old and would mimic him always as an early teen. He passed away too soon, he was comedy genius. Big Al.

  • @KevlarVTX
    @KevlarVTX3 жыл бұрын

    That "seat back forward joke" is next level.

  • @jahnreznov
    @jahnreznov8 жыл бұрын

    my first time on an airplane is tomorrow, and watching this helps with my anxiety of it! George Carlin was a fucking genius

  • @marlynnestruwig8987

    @marlynnestruwig8987

    7 жыл бұрын

    Souls Final Requiem nothing wrong with dying

  • @satan6169

    @satan6169

    6 жыл бұрын

    Souls Final Requiem I'm in suspense did u live?????

  • @supportiranianfreedom4982

    @supportiranianfreedom4982

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@satan6169 No response in 3 years....that's not a good sign....hope you're ok buddy!

  • @brendanrodgers9753

    @brendanrodgers9753

    3 жыл бұрын

    Is he alright...?

  • @jahnreznov

    @jahnreznov

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@brendanrodgers9753 lol yes I'm alive

  • @blackphoenix8932
    @blackphoenix89322 жыл бұрын

    This is as good as stand-up comedy has ever been done. His delivery is outstanding, never meanders & seldom ever stutters. A true virtuoso.

  • @bay2181
    @bay21813 ай бұрын

    I'm 52 this year and grew up listening and watching this man, still do!!! Awesome!!!

  • @daniel_j_a
    @daniel_j_a8 жыл бұрын

    no matter how often I watch this - it always makes me laugh

  • @JumpinJAKEFlash

    @JumpinJAKEFlash

    6 жыл бұрын

    Daniel L. Same here. I’ve lost count of how many times I’ve seen this hilarious bit of comedy gold.

  • @kristjan1757

    @kristjan1757

    2 жыл бұрын

    I'd like to see Mr. George as singer :-) I am pretty sure he will gain the same success around the world

  • @jaceebrynne49

    @jaceebrynne49

    2 жыл бұрын

    That is just about every old Carlin foe me

  • @ScootsTrains
    @ScootsTrains8 жыл бұрын

    ROOF FLIES OFF!

  • @joepermenter7228

    @joepermenter7228

    6 жыл бұрын

    Cabin Pressure, In The Plane!!!!

  • @johnstriker480

    @johnstriker480

    3 жыл бұрын

    O_O

  • @TRafael82

    @TRafael82

    3 жыл бұрын

    Moment he said that I saw this comment 9:00

  • @graysonsvacsandmowers5426
    @graysonsvacsandmowers54262 жыл бұрын

    "In the unlikely event of a sudden change of cabin pressure..." ROOF FLIES OFF!!!!!!

  • @Stevesautopartsify
    @Stevesautopartsify Жыл бұрын

    17 mins of absolute comedy gold!!! The material, voices, facial expressions, and body language are perfectly crafted by a master of his art!

  • @jerrykorec9926

    @jerrykorec9926

    9 ай бұрын

    He was as honest with you and me and the other people 😂 thanks for sharing 💓

  • @kylabotting
    @kylabotting8 жыл бұрын

    I shall never fly the same way again...thanks George.

  • @vTropic
    @vTropic7 жыл бұрын

    this is pure comedy gold. Carlin is a legend.

  • @unclephilly2127
    @unclephilly21276 ай бұрын

    At his peak here. He and Richard Pryor were THE stand-up masters.

  • @49erbandit69
    @49erbandit692 жыл бұрын

    George is without a doubt the best comidian of all time!!

  • @omairsh8
    @omairsh83 жыл бұрын

    George is the definition of "owning the stage". Such confidence and presence

  • @kathconserv
    @kathconserv7 жыл бұрын

    His facial expressions are amazing.

  • @jamesmagers536
    @jamesmagers5362 жыл бұрын

    Always amazed how he memorized his whole routine every show best in history

  • @daleh.4705
    @daleh.47056 ай бұрын

    I got to see him live late 80s early 90s in Portland Maine, and my whole face hurt for a couple of days after because I didn't stop laughing the whole show. He did the 7 words you can't say on the radio, which was one of my favorites. God rest his soul, there will never be another like him.

  • @jeanniekiehl
    @jeanniekiehl9 жыл бұрын

    "I don't bend that way!!"

  • @norbertomunoz-martinez4564

    @norbertomunoz-martinez4564

    6 жыл бұрын

    If I did I'd be in porno films

  • @aaronramen5926

    @aaronramen5926

    16 күн бұрын

    😂

  • @billmorris2613
    @billmorris26133 жыл бұрын

    Carlin is in my group of the best stand up comedians I have ever watched.

  • @sorinichim4737

    @sorinichim4737

    3 жыл бұрын

    My too ! He told the true, no matter how twisted it was, in his own manner!

  • @mickyboy6083
    @mickyboy60832 жыл бұрын

    Rest in peace George, you truly was one of the best

  • @barbarahall5711

    @barbarahall5711

    8 ай бұрын

    I'f been watching him since 60's

  • @TheAgedGamerJD
    @TheAgedGamerJD2 жыл бұрын

    Ever since I watched this years ago, I’ve never been able to fly on a plane without thinking about this bit. Classic.

  • @antidiz
    @antidiz10 жыл бұрын

    R.I.P. George, we'll miss ya..

  • @kathconserv

    @kathconserv

    7 жыл бұрын

    Negan I miss him too.

  • @hmlandis1370

    @hmlandis1370

    6 жыл бұрын

    BxGirl Blazin' Me three, even though I just found him in Summer 2017. Where the fuck was I before then right??? Then I found out he'd already been dead for 9 years. But I will miss him too.

  • @samuel10125

    @samuel10125

    4 жыл бұрын

    Can you imagine him in the current social environment with all this offense

  • @patriciacolombini6567

    @patriciacolombini6567

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@hmlandis1370 I just recently found him too God is laughing more now that george is in heaven entertaining him.

  • @patriciacolombini6567

    @patriciacolombini6567

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@samuel10125 wish george were here now. He could help us put up with the B's that's going on.

  • @bobstringer9809
    @bobstringer98093 жыл бұрын

    If this man were President -- 99% of the government would be in jail.

  • @edenswaterislife9214

    @edenswaterislife9214

    2 жыл бұрын

    If people quit following their laws and religion they would be powerless

  • @animaljustice7774

    @animaljustice7774

    2 жыл бұрын

    Amen!

  • @ratanaun2960

    @ratanaun2960

    2 жыл бұрын

    Society would collapsed, like he said!

  • @iamlovedriven

    @iamlovedriven

    9 ай бұрын

    Oh gosh he would’ve been the greatest President America ever had 🙌🏼

  • @tiddybopper

    @tiddybopper

    2 ай бұрын

    ​@@edenswaterislife9214I think it'd look more like the proles in 1984

  • @thorneradel4764
    @thorneradel47645 ай бұрын

    Brilliant man the professor✨🥂🎉 miss you George Carlin❤️

  • @Nefville
    @Nefville Жыл бұрын

    They almost certainly changed it from "terminal" to "concourse" because of George Carlin. What a legend, he is missed for sure!

  • @fretbuzz59

    @fretbuzz59

    9 ай бұрын

    If only. Actually concourses (and gates) are contained within a terminal.

  • @KennethRathburn
    @KennethRathburn7 жыл бұрын

    Best body language ever.

  • @ylette

    @ylette

    7 жыл бұрын

    Looks like these things actually bother him, which makes it even funnier.

  • @TheCoppoy

    @TheCoppoy

    3 жыл бұрын

    Jim Carrey does this as good

  • @thewaterman122
    @thewaterman1229 жыл бұрын

    Only comedian that not only makes me laugh but makes me cry from laughing so hard

  • @siegfried8644

    @siegfried8644

    3 жыл бұрын

    Swear to god I almost pissed myself😂

  • @optimascrime5235
    @optimascrime5235 Жыл бұрын

    This man no this LEGEND is and always will be one of my favourite stand up comedians of all time

  • @cierakitty

    @cierakitty

    Жыл бұрын

    I agree....also check out Pinete...I say nay nay

  • @craptobotfanboy4958
    @craptobotfanboy49582 жыл бұрын

    Just imagine the material he would use today.... the world is a far worse place without him. RIP George...👌

  • @louisyeostros4978

    @louisyeostros4978

    Жыл бұрын

    I can only imagine him going after the woke

  • @PositronMcHappy

    @PositronMcHappy

    10 ай бұрын

    @@louisyeostros4978& the anti

  • @Lvrgon
    @Lvrgon4 жыл бұрын

    Mr Carlin never told a joke Just real life stories in a funny way. One of the kind story teller IRREPLACEABLE!!!!!

  • @dd-jm1md

    @dd-jm1md

    3 жыл бұрын

    oh, don't know about your fourth point; I think 'all' it would take is genuine honesty...

  • @seraphlaim
    @seraphlaim10 жыл бұрын

    It's amazing to me that every sentence of this is funny.

  • @dd-jm1md

    @dd-jm1md

    3 жыл бұрын

    a deliberate ploy by our dear departed George...

  • @peterparker7162
    @peterparker71622 жыл бұрын

    If you are not more awakened after George there is zero hope for you.

  • @aririran7749
    @aririran77492 жыл бұрын

    ‘If you haven’t t gotten where your going your not there yet’ so literal and yet so funny

  • @farzadk6428
    @farzadk64285 жыл бұрын

    Amazing genius of George Carlin that stands the test of time with his mastery of the language and impeccable delivery. I can watch his stand ups over & over again... and still be amazed, entertained and educated. Sad to think that it's been 10 years since he departed this world.

  • @ilghiz

    @ilghiz

    Жыл бұрын

    This is sad that his humour is still funny. It means nothing's changed, we keep doing the same shit he laughed at.

  • @kathconserv
    @kathconserv7 жыл бұрын

    What an incredible gift it is to make people laugh.

  • @DavidLouisLouis-qh9ni
    @DavidLouisLouis-qh9ni8 ай бұрын

    God broke the Mold when he created George Carlin I'm so happy my dad and I watched him in Cleveland Ohio before he passed ‼️As Always Diamond Dave ♦️♦️♦️👍👍‼️

  • @tinasally379
    @tinasally3792 жыл бұрын

    No matter how many times I watch that skit, I ALWAYS die of laughter 🤣🤣🤣

  • @denisesimpson591
    @denisesimpson5916 жыл бұрын

    George Carlin will be sorely missed. " . . . PRE-SUCK MY GENITALS SITUATION!" Sheer comedic genius!!

  • @eyehatefarcebook11

    @eyehatefarcebook11

    6 жыл бұрын

    Denise Simpson That's a great line.

  • @tonydegregorio4895

    @tonydegregorio4895

    4 жыл бұрын

    Genius.

  • @kirby711

    @kirby711

    3 жыл бұрын

    Denise that was the best line of all They don't make em like George anymore

  • @InformationEMG

    @InformationEMG

    3 жыл бұрын

    What does it mean when he says that!????

  • @punkrock1989

    @punkrock1989

    3 жыл бұрын

    Very overrated man. If you sit and go through his shows and topics they are very very basic he uses the same recycled jokes as nearly all comedians use. It doesn't take a genius to do a bit of research and watch all the videos about him to realise all his material is reused, cliche jokes and topics and aot of the material he used for over 10 years. Comedic genius? I think not, tbh alot if not all of the humour is made up by kids in school which is embarrassing on his part because he's coming up with the same jokes as a kid in school.

  • @Corristo89
    @Corristo897 жыл бұрын

    I say "Fuck you, I'm getting in the plane!" OMG I'm still laughing xD

  • @cecilrichardson2494

    @cecilrichardson2494

    6 жыл бұрын

    Corristo89 Let Evel Knievel get ON the plane! I'll be in here, with you folks in uniform. There seems to be less wind in here!

  • @Tht1Gy

    @Tht1Gy

    3 жыл бұрын

    I've been laughing at that joke since the '70s when he first told it. Yes, I've heard it countless times and it still makes me laugh.

  • @UFO_808

    @UFO_808

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Tht1Gy how old are u then?

  • @Tht1Gy

    @Tht1Gy

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@UFO_808 Old enough to have been a fan since the '70s... ;-)

  • @danielcrowe9324

    @danielcrowe9324

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Tht1Gy Isn't it interesting that people under the age of 50 are surprised that people over the age of 50 go online to watch comedians like George?

  • @tarzansingh8436
    @tarzansingh84362 жыл бұрын

    This guy is golden. Not many standups I find funny. This guy is hilarious 😂

  • @abc456f
    @abc456f10 ай бұрын

    This is one of his best routines. I've watched it many times and it never fails to make me cry with laughter. Such a genius with the English language. He is truly missed.

  • @52iomega
    @52iomega6 жыл бұрын

    I got to see this man three times live. Comedic genius.

  • @SpaceRanger187

    @SpaceRanger187

    2 жыл бұрын

    Lucky

  • @philgilmore1176

    @philgilmore1176

    2 жыл бұрын

    Saw him at the Villanova Field House circa '85. Dropped the Forbidden Words ..three Nuns walked out!

  • @justsomeguythatlikesart

    @justsomeguythatlikesart

    Жыл бұрын

    @@philgilmore1176hahaha

  • @karaDee2363
    @karaDee23632 жыл бұрын

    I think it's safe to say that we all miss George Carlin so much

  • @kendanzan8088
    @kendanzan8088 Жыл бұрын

    anybody who got to see George live during his comedic prime is lucky person

  • @a.s.4914
    @a.s.49142 жыл бұрын

    Roof flies off! I can watch this a hundred times, hell I probably have..... Carlin was what all other comics aspire to be, the best ever.

  • @shermankelly9062

    @shermankelly9062

    Жыл бұрын

    Actually happened for real. Aloha Airlines.

  • @Iamrashidgogol
    @Iamrashidgogol2 жыл бұрын

    There will never be another George Carlin!

  • @stevemolina9035
    @stevemolina90352 жыл бұрын

    I never get tired of watching this performance! Pure genius! We miss you George!

  • @HellhammerSS
    @HellhammerSS2 жыл бұрын

    His facial expressions are the best part.

  • @ibelieveinsomething3895

    @ibelieveinsomething3895

    Жыл бұрын

    And the delivery!!!

  • @astralkidd
    @astralkidd Жыл бұрын

    God I miss this man! Thank you George, just thank you!

  • @Joshgilly94
    @Joshgilly943 жыл бұрын

    This, from beginning to end, is one of the greatest stand up bits of all time

  • @johnristheanswer

    @johnristheanswer

    Жыл бұрын

    Is using the words " bits ", your version of " acts " or " performances " or just sloppy grammar ?

  • @Joshgilly94

    @Joshgilly94

    Жыл бұрын

    @@johnristheanswer an “act” or “performance” is the entire set. A bit is one joke/story from the entire performance. You’ll hear comedians say “I’m working on this new bit”; meaning they’re trying out new material to add to their full hour performance.

  • @johnristheanswer

    @johnristheanswer

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Joshgilly94 Thanks for clarifying. It was just 'a bit of fun '.

  • @PositronMcHappy

    @PositronMcHappy

    10 ай бұрын

    @@johnristheanswerBeing a Karen, to mostly yourself. You've hopefully improved by now; using Google, finally, for your bogus questions.

  • @mjamie229
    @mjamie2296 жыл бұрын

    "The LADY in the plane" creepy. I just lost it 😂😂😂, great body language and use of intonation.

  • @ActionJackson669

    @ActionJackson669

    2 жыл бұрын

    I hadn't ever heard that word before, thank you. I like learning new words like that, I appreciate it 😁👍

  • @thunder5x
    @thunder5x Жыл бұрын

    This is classic Carlin and about as funny as it gets. My favorite comedy bit EVER

  • @magwaaf
    @magwaaf9 ай бұрын

    The day after I first saw this special I was getting on a plane to go to Germany and all I did was cry laughing the entire time I was on the plane for the lectures and all that stuff. Rest in peace george, you are so great that at one point in time I had to stop watching you because I couldn't stop laughing at everything in life

  • @BaePlatinum
    @BaePlatinum2 жыл бұрын

    “THE LADY ON THE PLANE” is my favorite bit. His voice and facial expression is perfect, along with “BROKEN PLANE.”

  • @vivaankarulkar1450
    @vivaankarulkar14502 жыл бұрын

    This is an example of ageless comedy!

  • @DBEdwards
    @DBEdwards5 ай бұрын

    Hysterical. I couldn't stop laughing. Fantastically funny. Carlin at his best

  • @maryhuhnke8496
    @maryhuhnke84962 жыл бұрын

    Can you imagine the comedy of George during Covid, Pandemic and Biden?? It would be EPIC!!

  • @deanpahl8591

    @deanpahl8591

    2 жыл бұрын

    It would be hilarious!

  • @JEANSDEMARCO

    @JEANSDEMARCO

    2 жыл бұрын

    He wouldn't have enough material or time to cover the clown Trump!!

  • @raychernoff1135

    @raychernoff1135

    Жыл бұрын

    Even in the 30's there where adds on how to avoid colds and pneumonia

  • @Amp661

    @Amp661

    Жыл бұрын

    He would destroy Trump along with Biden and all that other stuff as well. He would blow a gasket over Covid, calling everyone a bunch of retards.

  • @lots3799

    @lots3799

    2 ай бұрын

    I could just image the trump jokes,with the orange hair, tiny hands , and constant whining! 😅😅😅😅

  • @gregfawcett4043
    @gregfawcett40432 жыл бұрын

    If anyone should live forever, it should have been George Carlin. Entertainment genius.

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