Nature doesn't get mad, it gets even.

@ginamori8656

5 жыл бұрын

its true we've done everything in are power to step on those make them look, and feel, as if they have know investment of care in people or the planet. It's all about the class of morons who want everything to be class consciousness. If you have anything beautiful different enlightening to contribute you will be confined to being stabbed as a social worker. So fucking true. I agree with Jim Morrison now I'm going to get my kicks before the whole shit-house goes down in flames. No one is doing anything to help it but arguing either. Good people are starving, and they aren't going to miss the bullshit that has come in full-circle. Hello 2001 space odessy. Nature could care less about a conscience. That was SUPPOSE to be for us to do what a big joke!

@TheNexDude

5 жыл бұрын

Nature has no emotions we are just a minor thing. This planet has been far worse than human beings.

@Sanctifiers

5 жыл бұрын

nature isnt sentient. that's God. the irony.

@Sanctifiers

5 жыл бұрын

@@andresmenon3743 yeah prove it? You can't. You'd have to have full knowlege of all things in every way to know that, which would actually make YOU God. You're a fucking idiot. Sit down, the intellectuals are talking.

@TheTUDOR91

5 жыл бұрын

@@Sanctifiers You're the one making the claim that something exists, the burden of proof is therefore on you, not the rest of us.

"Bears and wolves, amped-up on crank, start roaming the countryside, looking for people to eat... even though they're not really hungry."

@user-gr8zn1yp5l

4 ай бұрын

COCAINE BEAR the movie 😂😂😂😂

Probably the best 10 minutes in the history of stand-up comedy, live perfomance, and public speaking combined. He was the textbook definition of a gifted orator.

watching the fires in Australia and thought about this piece.

@danielcesar2582

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah I know.

@templarhelmet3844

4 жыл бұрын

@Flying Solo ngl, I might agree with you but where did you see this

@silent.-killer

4 жыл бұрын

Sky news is fox news lel

@Rex-nm2ys

4 жыл бұрын

@Flying Solo Environmentalists willfully started fires because they wanted to "help" nature burn down forests and vegetation?

@thepolishdude2194

4 жыл бұрын

Sherv the Australia wild fire is just the Beta Release

This guy was, still is, and most likely will be, unique and unrepeatable.

@martitinkovich4489

Жыл бұрын

This was insane! I never seen this bit before! I'm surprized they didn't crucify him for it.

"Crucifying people and trying on their underwear..." I plagiarize Carlin in conversation whenever possible. Not sure where I'll be able to work in this line.

@ickdon7999

4 жыл бұрын

Dean Rao Try it at church lol

@timcondon5184

4 жыл бұрын

Try it when you pray at the dinner table before you eat. If you dont do that, get them to try it one time

@zakariaali8864

4 жыл бұрын

@@ickdon7999 Rapist priests do not approve

@panch0riatas556

4 жыл бұрын

I know when, I'm sure you don't have a perfect family,sure you fantasize "Crucifying them for a moment, maybe not all of them you know who lol.

@coffeecuppepsi

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah that's a hard one to slip in... Good luck

This man was the most insightful person of the century. It's amazing how he could recite as he did without q-cards.

@smockers8757

5 жыл бұрын

Aaron Greenfield yo what strain are you smoking?

@aarongreenfield9038

5 жыл бұрын

@@smockers8757. It is a George Carlin monolog.

@aarongreenfield9038

5 жыл бұрын

@@smockers8757. kzread.info/dash/bejne/dWapxrisac_Tcag.html

@smockers8757

5 жыл бұрын

Aaron Greenfield oh man god damn. i applaud you for typing it all out EDIT: Nvm u probably copied the description lmao

@ChannelWaldo

5 жыл бұрын

@@aarongreenfield9038 drop the rap and hit me with the link or let me try it ✌

“George Bush can’t decide if it’s an emergency or not” 😂😂😂

@ickdon7999

4 жыл бұрын

GreaterGood510 Yep. A pure, retarded war criminal

@petergoldstein5455

4 жыл бұрын

Hard Work. Of course, must be to earn the money and get the power. Aaaaaaalways hard Work

@KilgoreTroutAsf

4 жыл бұрын

9/11

@sha11235

3 жыл бұрын

Yep, Governor Bush. I don't call him President. He didn't win that title legally.

@joeylombardo3884

3 жыл бұрын

Dick Cheney, in jail!? How bout Dr fauci?!

George Carlin is a masterminded comedian who understand the deep core of human life and life of all creatures. I love this man. He is my hero.

@rocky5152

Жыл бұрын

I saw him live. What an intellectual genius!

We need a disaster movie based on this.

@mellowlink1215

5 жыл бұрын

nah, this needs to happen so i can see the sky full of green shit.

@weirdo_with_a_paintbrush

5 жыл бұрын

I'm positive Hollywood will, they're running out of ideas anyway.

@jdbruiser

5 жыл бұрын

@@weirdo_with_a_paintbrushNah they'll just repurpose them or make something outlandishly bad.

@iPlaySKATE

5 жыл бұрын

It's called life.

@demonstormgaming

5 жыл бұрын

I bet someone like david firth or filmcow can actually animate this. It would be fucking amazing.

I’d like to see somebody animate a cartoon of George Carlin’s perfect vision of a natural disaster.

3:32 All of this insanity... Just because a water main pipe broke in Los Angeles. Straight up amazing!

@jamesagwe2981

5 жыл бұрын

I'd pay to see that movie

@chancegivens9390

Жыл бұрын

Absolutely!

He just described the apocalypse in 8 mins. Genius!

Truly a brilliant man, a philosopher and a legend. Wish you were here today, we need you now more than ever.

@cybercat29

4 жыл бұрын

I second that and agree with you 100%!

@cog_in_the_machine4303

4 жыл бұрын

Carlin told us everything he had known. Now we must step up for ourselves, not be depressed about him being no more with us, but grateful for all the amazing legacy he s left

@fuierago1

4 жыл бұрын

He predicted all of this craziness. Our president's latest tweets would lead to George Carlin saying "I fuckin' told ya!"

@causesofwellbeing-pablodas2120

2 жыл бұрын

I think that thought like once a month. What would Carlin be doing now?

@granddaddykaddy1788

Жыл бұрын

He was so brilliant on so many things. He had our government and political situation nailed to the letter. I miss him. Truly one of the greats

Best performer of all time! He had no genre. He is his own genre! Thank you Mr. Carlin for setting the bar so high that no one can ever imagine to even attempt to match your greatness! G.O.A.T

“That’s my fire!” As a former arsonist, I feel you George

@justinratcliffe947

Жыл бұрын

A former arsonist? That's.... creepy

@thegoat5141

Жыл бұрын

Sellout, why did you quit?

@MiguelFlores-pg8fi

Жыл бұрын

What made you quit my man?

@MichaelGaynor93

Жыл бұрын

Once an arsonist always an arsonist.

@singleproppilot

Жыл бұрын

Quitter

no other comedian can replace this legend carlin

@ianbaraza8256

Жыл бұрын

get the message and stop worshipping idols. hes a vessel of truth not a god

@rhino5250

11 ай бұрын

@@ianbaraza8256 calling someone a legend does not mean you worship them stfu 😂

@rhino5250

11 ай бұрын

@@ianbaraza8256 absolute clown

Grandma floating down the river with the parakeet on head. Lol!

@BrownEyePinch

5 жыл бұрын

🤣

@petergoldstein5455

4 жыл бұрын

The Intelligence of GWBush, in spite of the pillow of his grandma for christmas...hard work ... hard work. I had to look 3 times to hear everything... He is unbelieveable funny, AND right. Full of Power and with healthy hate to the things, where hate is GOOD.

@debbypearson7066

4 жыл бұрын

Carpets chases ada

@debbypearson7066

4 жыл бұрын

Jiffy

@debbypearson7066

4 жыл бұрын

Ladden and girls

One of the most brilliant minds ever. 👍😇

@BrownEyePinch

5 жыл бұрын

My lord and savior

@stevew270

5 жыл бұрын

He was THE greatest!

@marksalot655

5 жыл бұрын

Him, Robin Williams and Richard Pryor are my favs. 👍😂

@lindagusch2671

Жыл бұрын

AMEN!

14 years later and it amazes me how accurate this script is till this day! Especially since not too long ago Canada had a fire and days laters the entire atmosphere was altered. Great work and rip to the master kind of cognitive thinking!🕊️

Only one in a million people will be able to be like this guy. Yes only one in years and we are lucky enough to have seen him testify before us about the truth. A true Prophet.

George Carlin = COMEDIC GENIUS

@ianbaraza8256

Жыл бұрын

'comedic' what an annoying word,' Comic' is better,simpler. easier on the tongue. comedic sounds ...i dont know,,pretentious, overly analytic.

This man was so truthful in everything he said and for that I salute you and rest in peace

@Kaiwala

2 жыл бұрын

Bro hes talking about murdering everyone

Hey 2020 George Carlin is talking about you

"Jason and Jenniferrrrrrrr"

@sjjahoda5622

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂 I was already laughing and seriously couldn't take that ... I'm dead

@Profile.4

4 жыл бұрын

@@sjjahoda5622 what a great girl. Beautiful and likes carlin. Keeper.

@abcdefu359

4 жыл бұрын

Literally me and my sister’s name lmao.

@Jason-xm8ck

4 жыл бұрын

My name is Jason :(

the energy he had at his age.. just spectacular to see a man this dedicated on just telling the truth people are afraid of speaking. i am glad i took him as my mentor 10 years ago.

George Carlin is and was so far ahead of his time.

@paulcurran9343

5 жыл бұрын

It's a timeless issue!

@ConservativeAnthem

4 жыл бұрын

He was just a sick old mentally ill man who should have been treated. His frequent attacks against humans are pathetic.

@Multydrifter

4 жыл бұрын

@@ConservativeAnthem Humans are pathetic, and he was right about everything and strangely enough, most of his monologs still apply today, you're just a part of the problem and the reason why I, like a lot of people, would like humanity to go extinct

@ConservativeAnthem

4 жыл бұрын

@@Multydrifter Are you sincere, mister let's-end-humanity misanthrope? If Homo Sapiens are so bad and an absolute blight on the world, why not prove your honesty and lack of hypocrisy by ending your life? After all, as Chairman Mao once stated -- "The journey of a thousand miles begins with just one step." Be that step, mister human hater!

@Carneyar_the_Druid

4 жыл бұрын

@@ConservativeAnthem You really don't get it, do you? These aren't attacks but thought provoking.

George had no idea how prophetic his words became. 😂

@AJ_Deadshow

4 жыл бұрын

Don't be dispersing my rioters! 😂

@jimmybraum942

3 жыл бұрын

Well, we haven't had the sky fill up with green shit yet. Oh wait, is that October?

@pamevans8001

Жыл бұрын

he knew.

I love how quickly and brutally this escalated.

This man was way ahead of his time we need him now more than ever

@ekcman

7 ай бұрын

Yeah but probably it still fit after 10 years

I can't believe that I'm not the only one who thinks like this. I'm so sad this legend has passed, but I bet he glad he has.

@hirohitosakada7774

4 жыл бұрын

Same as you blue eyes I am on you too I think this way I gave up humanity. I understand that human beings will never understands each other I'm afraid that the time when all people gave up humanity. Things will get out of control

@MiguelFlores-pg8fi

Жыл бұрын

Glad I’m not alone, I’m just 28, 29 this summer, and I’m sick of humanity’s lack of unity and understanding

@johnrockyryan

9 ай бұрын

​@@MiguelFlores-pg8fi I feel you bro we had our chance but we fucked it up we fucked ourselves up and our planet its time folks BUT before humanity gets flushed down the galactic shitter we have to try our best to be kind to each other and help people in need world peace is too far gone but we have to in our own way help the best we can

@jakewade7993

9 ай бұрын

U not the only one most people who click on this think that way plus the audience he preforming to think this same way

George we need you back. You weren't ahead of your time you were a man of truth and honesty.

Its a shame to think that there will probably not be another comedian like this man.

“Where George Bush can’t decide if it’s an emergency or not” 😂

@MScorpioM

4 жыл бұрын

@V B imagine the fun he would have with smartphones and social media.

@martinbearsley6616

4 жыл бұрын

IT'S ONLY AN EMERGENCY IF IT INTERFERES WITH HIM SELLING OIL.

@titsmcgeeyolanda3755

2 жыл бұрын

.

If this get made into a film, the movie title will be: "Uncle Dave Gets Even".

@ironhide5611

4 жыл бұрын

Uncle Dave AND NATURE get even

@sha11235

3 жыл бұрын

Directed by Roland Emmerich.

@IronMan-tk8uc

Жыл бұрын

@@sha11235 Oh yeah.

I saw this bit live when I was in high school. Glad I got to see him.

"I always hope it gets worse. I hope the coronavirus mutates and becomes 100x more lethal and 10x more communicable. But I'll just watch on, as the world burns, because I've been tempered in raw sewage and have a fucking strong immune system." - George Carlin, 2020

@morbidmanmusic

Жыл бұрын

Doubtful

@samuelfranklin9112

Жыл бұрын

he wasnt alive in 2020

@rileyhughes5613

Жыл бұрын

@@samuelfranklin9112 imagine searching a comedy video, without the ability to understand a joke.

@thenoblepoptart

Жыл бұрын

But many people are against vaccines, which strengthen the immune system against the virus.

@onymous919

Жыл бұрын

Damn, on the face :D

Shortly after corona started, I instantly thought of this sketch and how humans have messed with nature so much.

When the lights go down and he says the uncles Dave sit around the kitchen table....I always get a sense of prophecy, a sort of little chill through my spine. This man was a true genius. Unmatched, outstanding performer.

The master of the craft. Was simply the best. Miss him.

Laughing and crying for real every time i watch this segment,what a genius he was and always will be. Many many years ahead of his time, best ever, a legend...

“History shows again and again How nature points out the folly of man”

@Zachsmoparandmashedpotatos

4 жыл бұрын

jalfredl Godzilla zilla Zilla zilla zilla

@jeffreymccarty1388

4 жыл бұрын

Oh no!.. there goes Tokyo!

Regret not seeing George live, a political visionary and student of human hypocrisy. RIP.

"Hamburgers, Actually" LOL

@flatearthreality8683

5 жыл бұрын

get lost

@MystiqueHorizon

5 жыл бұрын

Mmmmm,,, Steak! 😁😁😁

George would have LOOOOOVVVED Covid- 19!!

Holy shit, what a character he was!! Amaizing human being!

I defy ANYONE to perform hilarious material they wrote, that they can perform FLAWLESSLY for hours with perfect timing, rattling off lists at machine gun speed, that millions of people can relate to, decade after decade. Legend.

That was beautiful. Real poetry.

"And the fire spreads across the great plains, toasting the wheat, cooking the cattle and producing....hamburgers, actually."

I like how we go from a broken water main to a whole universe being born in a matter of minutes

He is the best comedian ever born a pioneer in my opinion anyone else agree?

This is one of those tragic bits that never hits as hard as it does the first time but you have to hear it a few times to really get what he's going for so there is no perfect viewing.

And the sky fills up with green shit!

What a fucking savage. I look up to this man with all my heart.

RIP you mega legend. Miss you much.

"When you are born you get a seat in a circus and if you're born in America you get a front-row seat. "

Nobody better than Sir George! Incredible insights this man had! Miss him!

"My uncle dave,your uncle dave,an endless stream of dead uncle daves"!! 😄😄

What do they got? Gills? Epic 🤣

This man is a master among men

5:16 "and now the fire spreads to the farmlands, and the farmlands burn intensely at 425 degrees creating millions of baked potatoes." 😂

@juttaweise

4 жыл бұрын

more the coal of tomorrow hahahahahaha

Such a masterful tirade of malcontent ! Love it.

2:00 the most brilliant and insightful comedian of all time. No one will ever come close to replacing his comedy 😮😊😂

Bloody Beyond Brilliant. 🤣😂 Cheers from Michael. Australia.

You just can’t help but like the honest blunt truth of things given in a perfect direct manner with appropriate adjectives and descriptive verse. Yes sir, damn straight!

I have an Uncle Dave. Hes a crazy alcoholic. I love him dearly.

@user-yz6dw5jt7h

4 жыл бұрын

Fuck dude my family calls me Dave shit oh fuck

Carlin's delivery was perfect

Loving all of the positive comments about George Carlin.....funny funny man....!! R.I.P. GEORGE.....!! 👽👽👽🇨🇦🖖🏻🇨🇦👽👽👽

I LOVE THIS MAN.

He is just given words to my feelings. Exceptional. 🙏

Comedy: The safest way for a completely conscious person to exist and express the truth.

George Carlin would be crying tears of JOY today!

@Chris_MarMar

3 жыл бұрын

Yep. He'd be rooting for Covid-19 to kill everybody and I really can't blame him. Much like him I also root for natural disasters these days. Especially natural disasters in America since there really isn't anything like a large-scale plague to shake up a nation as decadent, lacking in compassion, and arrogant as ours.

You have to be Georges age to be THIS misanthropic, and get away with it! XD

@krimo5700

5 жыл бұрын

lol 🤣🤣🤣

@VoidETERNAL1

5 жыл бұрын

Props for still saying XD

@anastasiai9426

5 жыл бұрын

he had it all along .. watch this one , if you are new on George kzread.info/dash/bejne/rJWGldWPoLeoaZs.html

@Hirnlego999

4 жыл бұрын

Actually, he never fully was. He's been saying for ages that we're heading in the wrong direction, but in that material there are parts which give big fucking clues on what to do instead Like mentioning Dubya in this context

I cant get over how elequent the man was, even in his advancing years

This was George Carlins summing up of his career and life. His aspirations, his love for his Uncle Dave. No resentments. No animosity. No skepticism. Just what he always wanted in life but never got.

Carlin was so awesome- At 2:16, "Oh, our KIDS love it here - what do they got, GILLS ?? HYSTERICAL !! RIP GEORGE CARLIN

And we’re getting closer every day!

@willybla1

28 күн бұрын

Carlin predicted it but the Simpsons will get credit.

He could see the future

@jost914

4 жыл бұрын

@@BasedVegeta careful not to cut yourself with that edge

@justinemarkdajay7485

4 жыл бұрын

@@BasedVegeta damnit, i was gonna take my popcorn but the other guy didn't reply.

@justinemarkdajay7485

4 жыл бұрын

@@BasedVegeta i was kinda hoping Jost Rodriguez wud reply to your comment so i cud watch some debate. Haha

@justinemarkdajay7485

4 жыл бұрын

@@BasedVegeta aleck?

Mid western Illinoisan here, Havent been flooded yet but I can promise you, almost every day in spring I get a flood warning.

I've watched this special and this bit a countless number of times, but for some reason, more than just laughing this time I got goosebumps and teared up towards the end - that's the genius of George Carlin

He got so hateful of life in the end but he is totally right it's a shame how right he was rip Gcarling x

@proud2bpagan

5 жыл бұрын

I thought he got bitter there towards the end,too. Not to say he didn't verbally have society by the short and curlies with his previous work,he was never one to hold back, but after Brenda died, he seemed to retreat within himself as far as lightening it up by mentioning any good things went. Still,I miss his candid commentary. I also love that he supported the LGBT community long,long before it was fashionable to do so. He made a lot of jokes at our expense,but it wasn't anything we weren't already saying about ourselves,lol. He was like the uncle or grandpa that you can't wait to get around because he's long ago lost his 'filter' and he spouts out what everyone else was thinking but didn't have the balls to say. Rest in peace, George,you beautiful, brilliant mother fucker,you!

@gaylenewood7707

5 жыл бұрын

Well he has lost his wife a few years back before he died would you be bitter if your wife or hubby passed away too?

@proud2bpagan

5 жыл бұрын

@@gaylenewood7707 I most certainly would. I can't imagine the pain he must have experienced. After he lost his beloved spouse, his comedy began to remind me of the turn Samuel Clemen's writing took after he lost his daughter. They both still spoke of the absurdity they saw around them,but it took on a razor's edge.

@gaylenewood7707

5 жыл бұрын

@@proud2bpagan But you have to admit since he has been gone comedy ain't the same anymore it's too much censorship in comedy and too political.

@thagodwecreate5179

4 жыл бұрын

Not hateful ... Apathetic

What a piece of art! This one's my favorite from now on..

A true modern sage! He’s only gotten better and better with age! Even his first act back in 58 when he was 21 was quite good, unlike anyone else back then. Hopefully he’s in a good place, despite all the great sarcastic humour! An artist like no other, with no likely replacement anywhere in sight. He’ll be missed! Thank God for services like YouTUBE and others keeping the flame intact with lots of Carlin to watch in the archives. Imho . . .

Couldn’t have said it any better! No remorse for humanity.... No Sympathy

How much weed do you smoke? George Carlin: *yes*

@Sachin6197

4 жыл бұрын

he said in an interview once that he writes his broad concepts for his materials over time and then smokes a joint and writes the whole thing as a final product in one night

@Sachin6197

4 жыл бұрын

i mean he used to RIP

@ThugOG30VIPs3rd-T

4 жыл бұрын

Joints doo help

This is how I hope our species ends. RIP George you amazing brilliant man you.

George Carlin just described global warming. His humor is accurate.

RIP George Carlin.

@tabascocrimson7865

4 жыл бұрын

even dead, Mr. Carlin can never be ''in peace''

I see a lot of people saying he was a leftie, he wasn't. He was a thinker, that's what he was

@naui_diver9290

4 жыл бұрын

Did you achieve your quota of likes? Loser

I didn’t fully appreciate this when it came out, but wow this turned into one of my absolute favorite pieces from him! And I just hope it keeps raining and raining and raining and raining and raining!! 🌧 lol

If he hadn't have left us when he did, sooner or later he'd have had to top this. Not that anyone ever could have, or ever needed to... Magnificent!

He’s so right. Rip you legend.

I could listen to this guy for HOURS!!!!!

Watching during Covid-19... part of me hopes it gets a huge 2nd wave.

George would really have some fun in 2020.

It's good every generation has it's Carlin, otherwise we wouldn't be laughing so much through the madness......RIP Carlin, Hicks, Bruce, Marx.....stay alive and preaching Hughes, we need u Steve!! Get back out there, do a Burt!!

"And at this point it looks like pretty soon, things are gonna start getting out of control"

@IronMan-tk8uc

Жыл бұрын

Gee, really 😆

I feel like I'm the unfunny version of Carlin, bothered by the same things.

@wbtbwb360

4 жыл бұрын

I feel u bruh!!!

@morenitascorp9246

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@ryu7408

4 жыл бұрын

I'm one of these Uncle Dave's.

@FelipeGonzalez-le5jv

4 жыл бұрын

Don't worry. That was really funny.

@brettgainsford4866

4 жыл бұрын

dude...I hear ya

Amen ......this man was awesome Lenny Bruce would have been proud

we need a rick and morty episode with the trillion uncle daves falling through the crack in space time lol

@nedzeo6556

4 жыл бұрын

Nathan Kessler I swear

@KhalidElwaleed

4 жыл бұрын

The ending remind me of (Simple rick) episode .