"He loves the foetus from conception till when it turns out gay" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Pure gold 😂😂😂

@damienjoseph7540

3 жыл бұрын

Or black or Mexican or liberal or poor or socialist or anything other than a white Christian facist trumpeter 😠😂

@ServerArchive

3 жыл бұрын

I would love to hear you say the word fetus, just to see how you incorporate the "o"

@Nyperia

3 жыл бұрын

@@ServerArchive this. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@OP-1000

3 жыл бұрын

ServerArchive . “A fetus or foetus is the unborn offspring of an animal that develops from an embryo”

@dazmorland

3 жыл бұрын

@@OP-1000 I bet you're fun at parties!

“He’s obviously heard the word science but he’s never seen it written down because it’s not in the Bible” 😂😂😂

@theposthumanpodcast

3 жыл бұрын

Hahhaa!

@TinyFord1

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah because the Bible doesn’t use the word “it’s science” to defend everything, that’s another religion

@TheCabIe

2 жыл бұрын

​@@TinyFord1 First of all if you're religious, why are you using religion as an insult as if being a religion is a bad thing? Secondly, look up definition of religion and realize that scientific method doesn't rely on the same principles religions do, it tests stuff, comes up with conclusions based on the evidence and most importantly, it can change as time goes on because it's not dogmatic. Scientific method in a couple hundred years advanced humanity tenfold (technology, medicine, understanding our origins and so on), none of the "holy" books did anything apart from stop this advancement.

@thesanfranciscoseahorse473

2 жыл бұрын

"First of all", you do understand it was early Church leaders who really started the scientific method and promoted much of what grew into modern scientific methods, yes? You knew that right? Or how the big bang theory was originally conceived by a Catholic Priest? Did they tell you that in school? Secondly, Jesus Christ Himself was one of the biggest critics of the "religious" of His day. Religion without love is dead. Christian religious ritual by itself is a corpse if not paired with love. The only reason the jokes in this video hold up is because he's using an example of a "fundamentalist" Christian comment online who obviously lacked a lot of kindness and compassion when he wrote those statements. People follow atheism religiously today, that's what the first commenter meant to say. I know plenty of atheists who adhear to older scientific ideas that may have since been debunked just because they see "progress" as a threat to their religiously held Atheistic ideals.

@TheCabIe

2 жыл бұрын

​@@thesanfranciscoseahorse473 "You do understand it was early Church leaders who really started the scientific method and promoted much of what grew into modern scientific methods, yes? You knew that right? Or how the big bang theory was originally conceived by a Catholic Priest? Did they tell you that in school?" Just because they happened to be religious (as most people were) doesn't mean that the impetus of scientific method CAME from religion. Newton was devoutly religious, but his ideas didn't come from the Bible. You are conflating atheism with science, trying to say that because a lot of early progress in scientific field came from people who weren't atheist, that somehow gives religion some "authority" over science or whatever. The fact is that religious approach is fundamentally dogmatic because it assumes to know the ultimate truth that you have to follow no matter what the evidence suggests. Science doesn't operate that way. I simply corrected this stupid notion religious people love to repeat that "science is your religion" because somehow in their minds everyone supposedly HAS to have a religion and if it doesn't come from, for example, Bible, then the next thing they may be enthusiastic about (like science) is now "your religion". No, that's bullshit. "People follow atheism religiously today, that's what the first commenter meant to say." People also follow football religiously if you use the same sort of definition where anything that you may be "fanatical" about suddenly becomes "your religion". No, proper definition of religion specifically has to do with deities/supernatural, rituals that you have to follow, promises of afterlife and other things that rational people won't subscribe to. Diluting this definition to mean "deep interest in something" as an attempt to basically say "see, you follow same irrational bullshit we do!" is a pretty weak tactic. "I know plenty of atheists who adhear to older scientific ideas that may have since been debunked just because they see "progress" as a threat to their religiously held Atheistic ideals." Examples? If they truly view it that way then they don't quite understand the basic principle of how science works.

At least Satan knows where the male G-spot is.

@evanclaassen8709

3 жыл бұрын

0_0

@PigeonCrash

3 жыл бұрын

I laughed more at this than I did during the video. He should put this in his bit.

@rafaelsantosx

3 жыл бұрын

@@PigeonCrash I was waiting for this at the end of the video. Opportunity missed.

@ambermarie1001

3 жыл бұрын

Read this comment just as he was making the joke. My lungs now hurt

@ericperkins3078

3 жыл бұрын

But, to be true to form, he studiously avoids it. No pleasure for Ricky!!

"Sorry, are we talkin or rapin here?"

@kdmedia1534

3 жыл бұрын

@@steakslapn9724 Rapeing isn’t a word. He said raping.

@steakslapn9724

3 жыл бұрын

@@kdmedia1534 I'm so glad an English major chimed in. Please tell us everything you know about punctuation and spelling!!!

@kdmedia1534

3 жыл бұрын

@@steakslapn9724 I’m not. I’m simply not a moron and I know how to write.

@steakslapn9724

3 жыл бұрын

@@kdmedia1534 oooh, zing!! You got me good!! Hahaha

@brianbelcher7279

3 жыл бұрын

@@kdmedia1534 no he didn't. He said "rapin"

"He loves the fetus from conception till when it turns out gay" - I'll be working this into a conversation in the next couple of days.

@zlatman2843

3 жыл бұрын

Did you do it?

@zilth386

3 жыл бұрын

Did you do it? (2)

@reference12

3 жыл бұрын

Absolutely stupid comment bereft of any basic understanding of the love of God and the fallen nature of man , even in our sorrows and sins before we even acknowledge it God loves us and provides for us. Gervais is you're typical lazy "family guy" atheist, he picks low hanging fruit (the probably made up twitter ranter) and in a bid look more intelligent that he actually is.

@marcelladonyi2409

3 жыл бұрын

You're going to make yourself look stupid then.

@Gigi-vq5ft

3 жыл бұрын

@@reference12 Booooooooo!!

Legit the most logically brilliant comedian ever.

@elguedex97

2 жыл бұрын

George Carling wouldn´t agree

@distinctloafer

2 жыл бұрын

@@elguedex97 He doesn't come close to Gervais, Gervais is a genius, he also studied philosophy in university.

@potenviking

2 жыл бұрын

I don't believe in God but those things he is making fun of are topics christian scholars have discussed for about 2 millenias... I would say thats hardly "logical".

@potenviking

2 жыл бұрын

@@BungWasHere not even close. Its illogical because its being brought to a paradigm where the axioms of the Bible are not embraced, yet if the teaching itself is not meant to be analized out of its centrufugal reasoning (the Bible is a state of truth on its own, it has its own way of validating its argument). We would be in the same situation if in the future we find out that we are living in a form of hallucination - then those "scientific" arguments would loose there "imminent" validity and would sound redicilous. Just different systems thats all.

@potenviking

2 жыл бұрын

@@BungWasHere thats not even 1 example, man. You are reading thr Bible from outside the Bible, again. If your axiom is that God's divine being is equal to truth and there is only the truth of God that exist in the world (and the whole human drama is the actual separation from God), then reading the Bible is no longer proving that God exists, it becomes a manifestation of the God's being. Meaning that if for example there is an inconsistency of "factual" order in the Bible your interpretation should be that it doesn't matter because God creates from the act of Love. Absolutely a different way of interpretation. In abstract, the bible is not meant to be proven by the theory of Physics, because by definition it has a different role.

The 'because.. shut up' gets me every time 😂

@Alpha-0014

5 ай бұрын

4:54

"I could just tweet a fact, and that would annoy just the right by people" He has no idea how right he is there. 🤣🤣🤣

@codinghusky5196

2 жыл бұрын

Yup. And it's also fun how sporadic it is. Like, 5 months ago you could say "people who took covid shots ALSO die of covid", and piss the world off. Do it today, the reply will be "Putin, what?"

@flyingosom202

2 жыл бұрын

pretty sure he does?.... seeing as it was him who thought of it & does it?

@lukegordon1493

Жыл бұрын

I do this all the time 😂😂😂😂

@petyrkowalski9887

Жыл бұрын

Bible thumpers hate facts.

@vdd1001

Жыл бұрын

Annoying people on Twitter is an art, but it's best when you can annoy both sides of the argument, not just one of them

"Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe." - Frank Zappa, The Real Frank Zappa Book (1989).

@ducangdinh6580

3 жыл бұрын

"He loves the foetus from conception till when it turns out gay" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Pure gold 😂😂😂

@pmsavenger

3 жыл бұрын

Let's just hope he was right, because otherwise that burn would surely set fire to all of it, and we'd be screwed. :P

@fredsmith-kingofthelunatic7810

3 жыл бұрын

I really hope this quote is real.

@johndaugherty7465

3 жыл бұрын

@@fredsmith-kingofthelunatic7810 - It is, go read his book, it's great.

@fredsmith-kingofthelunatic7810

3 жыл бұрын

@@johndaugherty7465 will do, cheers 👍

"why did you made chocolate kill dogs?" Yeah man, why?

@psycheevolved1428

3 жыл бұрын

Well it doesn't so there is that

@schoolvideos4608

3 жыл бұрын

Only if you feed him 50 choco bars every day.

@julierysavkova3546

3 жыл бұрын

@@psycheevolved1428 Oh... ok. Thanks for setting me straight.

@JL-ln9xp

3 жыл бұрын

@@schoolvideos4608 s- so it does kill them 😂

@schoolvideos4608

3 жыл бұрын

@@JL-ln9xp Don't know man. Never tried it.

I USE CAPS LOCK BECAUSE I READ SOME PLACE THAT IT COMPENSATES FOR BOTH LACK OF INTELLIGENCE AND ARGUMENTS.

@scottmeager5919

3 жыл бұрын

Understandable. Have a nice day :)

@kumquatmagoo

3 жыл бұрын

@Richard Conner CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL

@mikitz

3 жыл бұрын

This is the first time I've ever actually read anything written with the CAPS lock on. And yes, I guessed what it was about.

@vernitico

3 жыл бұрын

I JUST HOLD SHIFT.

@mrgreen...9643

3 жыл бұрын

YOU'RE WRONG

Not my line, but one of my favorites that I heard in 2016: In 2016 there were more than 5,000 gods being worshipped on our little planet, but don't worry yours is the real one.

@scorba3

3 жыл бұрын

this is actually a joke from Ricky himself

@danicaz1163

3 жыл бұрын

Well, I've got great news for you, according to my teacher, the Hindus worship approximately 33M gods

@mikitz

3 жыл бұрын

And remember: god is always on *our* side.

@MrBloodshot

3 жыл бұрын

You're always born under the right god

@Naomi-ex7dw

3 жыл бұрын

My favourite was when Ricky said in an interview "You don’t believe in 2,999 gods. And I don’t believe in just one more."

"Sorry, are we talking or raping here?!" That is so uniquely British ! X'D And it's hilarious ! ^^

all this from just 1 tweet imagine what we are missing on a daily baisis i'd happily pay for a daily ricky show where he just goes freestyle for 1h commenting on whatever he feels like

@rockinrodney5000

3 жыл бұрын

Well I think that was pretty much the point of the XFM podcast and the animated Ricky Gervais Show.

@markstevens1729

3 жыл бұрын

There is/was an account on YT, “balr” or something like that, which was posting Ricky’s daily FB or IG postings. Same general idea.

@jashugg

Жыл бұрын

Look up Absolutely Mental, freestyle chats for 45 minutes between Sam Harris and Ricky Gervais. Three seasons now.

@JMBBrasil

Жыл бұрын

Me toooo

@plrndl

11 ай бұрын

Only once. The trick of great writing is to make it seem spontaneous. That takes hard work, skill, and time. (John Cleese once said that when he and Graham Chapman were at the height of their writing partnership, it would take them five hours to write three minutes of good material.)

Morning Ted! You’re in early... Ted?!

How to turn a trolling tweet into comedy gold. Hilarious!

This is the most logical joke I've heard 🤣🤣

@MrWongWey

3 жыл бұрын

@Debra Jones It is a joke. Just because it's true doesn't mean it can't be used as a joke. Most of the jokes you hear from comedians are basically truth put in a comedic light.

@averagejoessb3110

3 жыл бұрын

@Debra Jones but it's also still a joke bruh. You're saying it's not a joke but it literally is a joke this is a comedy routine. The scientific facts aren't jokes of course and Ricky isn't joking about being atheist but OP was just pointing out that Ricky was simultaneously destroying religion with facts and logic while making jokes too.

@averagejoessb3110

3 жыл бұрын

@Debra Jones the joke is on me...??? Good question I didn't think so either 🤔. Yeah I saw you commenting on another thread in here and either you're a troll or too stupid to understand basic concepts either way there is no value in talking to you further so I won't.

@dawghousetv

3 жыл бұрын

More logical than this! kzread.info/dash/bejne/aIdoks9mhbGyqqg.html

@saulgoodman5451

3 жыл бұрын

@@averagejoessb3110 well, he isn't destroying Christianity, but overall, the jokes are fire

Love this high IQ, witty, hilarious, logical, animal loving English dude! There is no one even comes close, to the great Ricky Gervais! Love from New Zealand 🇳🇿 ❤.

@EuroGuy85

Жыл бұрын

no one? Dave allen, Chapelle, Carlin, burr, Griffin, et al.

@MrBikkyLover

Жыл бұрын

​@@EuroGuy85 They come close but not that close.

@seanscanlon9067

11 ай бұрын

Bill Burr.

@FuckFeminists

10 ай бұрын

@@EuroGuy85 Those are all American. Also, your name sucks the big one, otherwise Id write the name of the best standup comedian on the planet. Which certainly isnt in your list. Though Bill Burr is a good shout in the call-out style.

@kezsovreign

10 ай бұрын

Chur 🥰

I’ve watched this on Netflix 3 times and I still laugh out loud!!

@fabianatrindade56

3 жыл бұрын

Shit! I'm such a dumbass. I've been watching bits and pieces of the show on KZread instead of seeing it all on Netflix. Even worse, the name of the channel... Ughhh 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

@leonskum.5682

Жыл бұрын

Which one is this sketch part of please?

@NapaValleyVegan

Жыл бұрын

@@leonskum.5682 i think this one is Humanity. His newest special Supernature is on Netflix now too. Enjoy!

@BirrDetonator1989

Жыл бұрын

It was actually, in my opinion, his worst special.... and it's still great. Ricky never disappoints

His delivery is awesome, Ricky definitely deserves his riches lol

@willshogren1987

2 жыл бұрын

No he doesn't, capitalism is cancer.

@Nihilism4U

4 ай бұрын

Yeah more than Harvey Weinstein and almost as much as Gary Lineker lol

Actually theologians say that you can see hell from heaven. Which is exactly what compassionate moral people would enjoy in heaven, all the serenity and a neverending horror movie playing live 24/7.

@peteconrad2077

3 жыл бұрын

What kind of evil, twisted, sadistic arsehole would enjoy watching that?

@pseudo_ra

2 жыл бұрын

Lol it’s almost like it’s not about the elevation of the human spirit but the degradation/destruction of our perceived enemies and non-believers. It’s almost like the so called religion of love is fueled by unfettered hatred.

@vladbustiuc

2 жыл бұрын

@@pseudo_ra well where did u think the "religion of peace" got their idea of peace? Some other "peaceful" sadists that predated them.

@Uouttooo

2 жыл бұрын

We can see many stars in the sky at night from Earth but can we see aliens going about their business or violent weather and star quakes over there? So you get my point! Even if one can see Hell from Heaven, which I doubt because it would not be heaven if you can see all that nastiness and weeping in hell, they might not be able to tell what is going on in hell.

@TheMonk72

2 жыл бұрын

@@Uouttooo apparently they get to sit in heaven and watch the details of hell as entertainment. You know, like modern reality tv. Except a little less staged, and probably more entertaining. I mean, what else are you going to do for eternity between shifts worshipping at the feet of God?

Mitchell and Webb did a skit where the relative of someone who died in a train accident were asked for their opinion and the relative 'ruined' the narrative by stating that their opinion was clearly biased and that they had no place being on the news. I always thought asking a grieving relative on live tv 'how they feel' was quite ghoulish.

I love Ricky. From criticizing religion to calling out pedos! He must be protected at all costs

@JMBBrasil

2 жыл бұрын

He did a pro phedo joke once…I’ve just seen it. Disappointing

@elementalb3m957

2 жыл бұрын

@@JMBBrasil What

@PringlesOriginal445

2 жыл бұрын

Really? If your talking about the one in after life it’s hardly pro pedo lol was

@dimpled_skeptic93

2 жыл бұрын

@@PringlesOriginal445 what...? Are you even saying?

@PringlesOriginal445

2 жыл бұрын

@@dimpled_skeptic93 Somebody said he made a pro pedo joke, so I was replying to that comment. I assume that person meant it was the joke that he made in afterlife, and I don't think that joke was pro pedo.

my hands down favorite comedian anyday.

@itellyouforfree7238

3 жыл бұрын

what about george carlin? i like george on even days and ricky on odd days

@dawghousetv

3 жыл бұрын

@@itellyouforfree7238 More than these guys? kzread.info/dash/bejne/aIdoks9mhbGyqqg.html

The sheer logic and simplicity makes me laugh every time

"Why did you make chocolate kill dogs?" It turns out Ricky and I have a lot of curiosity in common

@Uouttooo

2 жыл бұрын

But you are not curious about chocolate killing men?

@yaboiicj94

2 жыл бұрын

@@Uouttooo what?

@jackwhitbread4583

2 жыл бұрын

@@Uouttooo have you any real understanding just how much chocolate it would take to kill a human? Btw its not something that a human would ever be capable of doing so your argument is as pointless as your existence

@codinghusky5196

2 жыл бұрын

​@@yaboiicj94 human beings with cocks can eat lots of chocolate, get fat, overload their cardiovascular system and DIE. And it's especially sinister; when their teeth rot out due to too much sugar from chocolate, they can STILL eat it because it MELTS...

@howshecuttingbogman8999

Жыл бұрын

Do you? Ooh shut that door!

Hey everyone just remember, it's a joke. Even if it's true and validated

@dawghousetv

3 жыл бұрын

Wish this was a joke! kzread.info/dash/bejne/aIdoks9mhbGyqqg.html

This man is worth $100 million dollars wears tshirt and jeans. gotta love him. He was not rich till 40 so he knows how to be real

it always hit hard and hilarious my own dad tried to kill me for not believing that Mohammad flew through space on a flying horse

@pixelboujee

Жыл бұрын

Hits you harder than your dad you mean?

@sirmalus5153

Жыл бұрын

The people who think religeon is real are truly bonkers. They all need emergency treatment to their heads, like a bullet or something final like that. "god wills it" is the most stupid statement someone can ever make in life.

@terrysullivan4700

Жыл бұрын

Now that's funny

@ciarancosgrave

Жыл бұрын

Wait, You mean Mohammad DIDN'T fly through space on a flying horse?!!!!! No way!!!!!! You're crazy...

@the-indexator

Жыл бұрын

horses don't fly

I'm a conservative Christian Texan, and I approve this message. 🤣🤣🤣

@theangryholmesian4556

2 жыл бұрын

No you don't. You think you do. But you really don't.

@grahamlyons8522

Жыл бұрын

@@theangryholmesian4556 If he thinks he does, he does.

@anonymousjohnson976

Жыл бұрын

Have you been backsliding?

@calisto2735

Жыл бұрын

But will you laugh if you see Ricky being raped by the Devil? 😏

@caseytodd7632

Жыл бұрын

@@calisto2735 ......he would want me to.

That chuckle when he says "why has god forsaken me" I died hahahhaha

"What is Wrong With You". "Oh, like You're Bradd Pitt" some of the things he comes out with have me laughing so hard.

@L.Drizzle

Жыл бұрын

Why are the words in quotes in your comment all starting with a capital letter?

Was watching this on my tv, my gran came in at the wrong time 🤦🏼‍♀️

@Chuckus

3 жыл бұрын

Its the right time if u play your cards right

@LonelyCinderella123

3 жыл бұрын

Im guessing when he was doing hip thrusts

@harmleyten4

3 жыл бұрын

Love it

@voodoodolll

2 жыл бұрын

@@Chuckus holy fucking christ

@codinghusky5196

2 жыл бұрын

@@voodoodolll why? It's his GRAN. If she wasn't well acquainted to some hip thrusting, She wouldn't BE his gran; lemme tell you that.

This is a comedic genius performing perfect comedy.

@dawghousetv

3 жыл бұрын

If you know comedy I’d love some feedback on our new sketch! kzread.info/dash/bejne/aIdoks9mhbGyqqg.html

@psycheevolved1428

3 жыл бұрын

Hardly genius lmao

@joeybader8342

3 жыл бұрын

@@psycheevolved1428 I think he's a comedic genius.

@liquidbraino

Жыл бұрын

@@psycheevolved1428 Created the show "The Office". He's more of a genius than you are.

@aryanbose9084

Жыл бұрын

@@psycheevolved1428 either you're triggered or you're a boring sad person.

“If you’re surrounded by idiots, you’re the unpopular one and the odd one out because idiots don’t like smart asses.” -Ricky Gervais Classic Gervais!!!

@tommychappell6359

Жыл бұрын

LITERALLY how it feels.

@tommychappell6359

Жыл бұрын

dont get me started...

@tommychappell6359

Жыл бұрын

I say something I know Factually right 100% (YT) and I'm called unhinged? (How Ironic) for whatttt?? being rightt? Truly the meaning of 'catching the right people'. They wouldn't have a clue what fact/truth looked like if it was right in front of them. And they have tenacity to call me, unhinged? (which is a truly 'Psychotic' thing to say, ironically, much worse than calling someone a freak). I turned around and called them insane/crazy/totally deranged. who gets to call other people unhinged?? and people even liked his comment, who I betting were cowards themselves gleeeeefully looking on their tablettt. willing whether to hit like button or not, people like comments of those people who don't make them feel wrong. And That was it, I didn't couldn't care after that. Says the person who goes around calling other people 'unhinged' without restraint. (the difference, and clear one). somehow it's ME who ends up getting wrong attention (for STATING, FACTS..). Obviously not gonna say 'takes a person to know a person', because used/old. but principle is true. I think these people need to get 'checked out' first. before making 'psychotic comments' like they do. Normal people don't 'unhingingly' go around calling people unhinged/unhingedly wrongg. PERIOD. Seen people saying other places. (they need to get FIXED and quick). Clunky/Broken for never seeing how they are wrong, others are right. making some truly stupendous comments.

@edeledeledel5490

7 ай бұрын

That's why Trump supporters flock together.

The story itself is so simple and really not funny but holy shit the way he tells it makes it pure gold, I couldn’t stop laughing 😂 That’s some serious talent right thwre

@immortalsun

3 жыл бұрын

Who’s thwre

@DjBlakkTux

2 жыл бұрын

i have to agree. he has an immaculate delivery.

This man is a gem... please.. never change... i dont mean dont grow or evolve... just.. dont ever lose your big droopy balls

"why did you make chocolate kill dogs?"🤣🤣🤣🤣 i agree!!! damn it!!🤣🤣🤣

“If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him”, Voltaire once said. It is indeed a necessary evil no pun intended.

@charliebrayson

3 жыл бұрын

@Debra Jones The Earth is over 4.5 billion years old

@charliebrayson

3 жыл бұрын

@Debra Jones What's with all the ellipses and question marks? Jesus christ

@a4h426

3 жыл бұрын

@@charliebrayson This one compensates for her high school dropout status by pretending she's better than Theists

@kdmedia1534

3 жыл бұрын

@Debra Jones Mate the fucking irony in this comment!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????????????

@FlashAsh

3 жыл бұрын

@Debra Jones i think you missed the lesson in school on how to use a question mark 🤣

Note to self: Do not watch Ricky Gervais's stand up while eating. I nearly choked myself.

@adrianjas284

2 жыл бұрын

I like to choke myself while watching Ricky Gervais too! Wait, what? um.

@Loctorak

2 жыл бұрын

@@adrianjas284 huh? Don't worry about it, it's nothing. Now hurry up and take the rope off so i can go...

@ZenonZolek

7 ай бұрын

🤣 🤣 Even sitting down 👍

The amazing thing is that that guy who's an absolute nobody is being roasted in front of potentially millions of people and he won't ever be able to reply to this. The most shut up a person can be. Love it.

@DichotomousRex

3 жыл бұрын

Nothing cooler than watching a nobody who can't reply get dunked on by a rich powerful famous person Oh wait

@sksaddrakk5183

3 жыл бұрын

@@DichotomousRex to be fair, we do not know whether this person is indeed a nobody for all we know it could have been G. W. Bush or Trump whi wrote this... (fill in your favourite celebrity roast victim)

@snowjix

3 жыл бұрын

@@sksaddrakk5183 Or it all be a made up story for the sake of comedy. who knows really.

@ph8077

3 жыл бұрын

@@snowjix As Louis CK once said: "Can I get my cock out & jerk off for you...oh & I promise I won't sack you from this show?" That's not the apposite quote I was looking for to make my point, grrrrrr!

@psycheevolved1428

3 жыл бұрын

There's a thing called twitter. Guessing you haven't heard of it.

God doesn't kill Satan for the same reason that Ricky Gervais doesn't kill Karl Pilkington. They're mates, and they like to take the piss out of each other. If you read the Book of Job you'd see it was an obvious "Monkey News" bit.

God bless Ricky Gervais.

@xa-69prototype-19

Жыл бұрын

Yeah God whatever Thanks for making him atheist

@rova3308

Жыл бұрын

But he doesnt believe there's such thing as God

@nethul

Жыл бұрын

@@rova3308 it doesn' matter

@BrHck

Жыл бұрын

Hahahahah... good one!

@petermikhalchik8568

Жыл бұрын

@@rova3308 r/woosh

“why are they so distended?” 😂😂😂😂

That Ted bit made me lmao. I had to imagine the situation. Dead guy just shows up for work.

Because shut up got me crying ahahahah Ricky I love you so very much!!!♥️

This guy is so funny, he should host the Golden globes

@NJTDover

2 жыл бұрын

He already did it five times, twat.

@fredsmith-kingofthelunatic7810

2 жыл бұрын

@@NJTDover calm down Tinkerbell, you don't think they might have been joking?

I'm a Christian, this is hilarious, why can't other 'groups' not just laugh, it's funny af.

I’m trying so hard not to laugh at work

@iambryn2012

3 жыл бұрын

I failed

@DW-lx9wt

3 жыл бұрын

@@iambryn2012 i want your job. i find work never usually that funny and thats why i listen to comedy skits like this while working.

@harmleyten4

3 жыл бұрын

@@DW-lx9wt what do you mean, work is hilarious

This has to be one of the funniest bits I have heard him do ever!!

“… until it turns out gay..” 😂😂😂 why have I never heard that before? I thought I had seen all the ricky gervais that was available.

Pure gold just doesn't cover it, not even close. Love it.

Nothing but the truth spoken here....I love this man!!!

One of his best stories... ever!

'like you're brad pitt" made me laugh out loud

His comedy logic is out of bounds....IN A GOOD WAY !!!!

What a legend, a true genius.

I’m literally crying watching this 😂

OMG i nearly died from laughing, absolutely brilliant

That last part is gold.

Absolutely freaking hilarious. 😂

Brilliant. Brilliant.😂😂😂😂😂😂

He is pure gold 😂😂

So incredibly funny 😂😂😂

Smartest comedian on the planet !!!!😂

This should be in a 'Best of Bestofs' - just brilliant

"Watch your hooves on my testicled"🤣🤣🤣

F*kin' GOLD! Ricky is the best comedian of our times.

"I'll be laughing" that's fundamentally what Christianity is not about isnt it? Christianity is about loving each other, love thy neighbor like thyself, or something like that. Yet some 'christians' are some of the most hateful and selfentitled bigots.

@tonymchugh443

3 жыл бұрын

true

@wittyusername1

3 жыл бұрын

well it is all major religions that do this. each one of them has a few loudest and worst apples

@Tk-ou9ec

3 жыл бұрын

Amen to that 🤣

@windradyne8724

3 жыл бұрын

To be fair though, only evil people don't hate.

@windradyne8724

3 жыл бұрын

@Muhammedlee To put it simply, you only hate that which you consider evil. The only way to not hate is to believe nothing is evil, which makes that person evil.

I love this bit, especially the way he said SAY-tan

This one of his BEST BITS EVER 😂😂

I have never before had my whole body ache from laughing.

Ricky, you're the one and only in your element, and WoW what a oner you are. Stay and grow with who you are coz you're living a life so honestly as you deem fit and so darn wittingly crazy funny, so out if this world. You're a magnificent foetus!!

The last bit is priceless !!

funniest ,cleverist ..that is not a word ! he is the bomb!!

George Carlin and Ricky Gervais are my fav❤️ comedians

As someone who was raised Catholic, let me explain God not killing Satan. *Satan was an archangel named Lucifer. God allowed Lucifer the freedom to choose, just like people have freedom to choose.* *So I chose to become agnostic when I was about 15.*

@drumset09

3 жыл бұрын

@@bathemeinchampagne You clearly didn't read my whole post.

@tomr5121

3 жыл бұрын

@@drumset09 They did not😂

@dfsdhjk4780

3 жыл бұрын

@@bathemeinchampagne you are an idiot.

@IstasPumaNevada

2 жыл бұрын

That got me good. I was expecting paragraphs; instead I got a sensible punchline. :D

@iamanowl26

2 жыл бұрын

So God set himself up to fail? What a f**king moron he is

Hahaha I just adore Ricky 💞! My all time favorite comedian... 😍

I love it, that the best i can express it🤣🤣

Brilliant as always

This is absolutely amazing. My cheeks hurt so much :)

@newmelon3471

3 жыл бұрын

@@richardflynn4112 wat?

@lincdc12

3 жыл бұрын

On your face?

@liquidbraino

Жыл бұрын

Try using more lube next time.

I about pissed myself 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

"Are we talking or raping here" 😂😂

Love it, so matter of fact!!

There's a Mark Twain award. There needs to be a Moliere one for Mr. Gervais for Extras, The Office, his movies, and especially his latest show. 🤩😍🤩

@onepunch9203

3 жыл бұрын

Afterlife?

@Shincism

3 жыл бұрын

Afterlife has to be some of his best work.

@onepunch9203

3 жыл бұрын

Shincism- I agree. Not as outrageously funny like, for instance, The Office, but very funny.....and if you have a beating heart inside, it will also make you cry sometimes. Looking forward to season 3.

I laugh so badly! This guy is crazy LOL

Bloody brilliant 😂

At the last minute, he was killing it.

I was raised christian but this is still funny shit love Ricky.

@rich0373

3 жыл бұрын

Poor you.

@tempestive1

3 жыл бұрын

Why wouldn that be a reason for it not to be funny? :p I hope you get to honestly and critically assess your beliefs :) Look into epistemology and fallacies, I think it's useful for every human being to learn about how our brains work!

@fpa417

3 жыл бұрын

so was ricky

@kingofkings4917

3 жыл бұрын

@@rich0373 ?

@filmandfirearms

3 жыл бұрын

@@tempestive1 Because a lot of people, particularly today, are unable to laugh at themselves. Every group has issues, but many people these days refuse to acknowledge that when it's their group

2:35 this is just too true lmfao

I wish I was as intelligent and quick witted as you Ricky Gervais.

Love this People actually wanna say science isnt real all the while we have satellites that let us do literally everything we do

@anonymousanonymous3112

3 жыл бұрын

Jesus

@stephjovi

2 жыл бұрын

People say science is fake on social media, using phones and the Internet 😂.

@barnardcoleman6339

Жыл бұрын

Clueless

@Aron-ru5zk

Жыл бұрын

What part of the Bible tells you how an iPhone works? Lmao

@alkaholic4848

5 ай бұрын

The principle behind the joke is right - it is an incredible scientific achievement... .... but it probably isn't using satellites. Most comms ("the Internet") go through cables down here on earth, including mind-blowingly impressive massive ones underneath the sea to cross vast oceans.

Why are they so distended! Bahahaha!! 😂😂😂😆😆🤣🤣

I love you, Ricky, for making much needed ridicule of religion and religiosity! 😂🤣

@StephenMerchant-up8sg

4 ай бұрын

And Wokery!

Squidward: People talk loud when they want to sound smart, right? Plankton: CORRECT! That Texas Christian: COREKT!

I'm still laughing 🤣

So good 😂

I want to adopt Ricky as my crazy Uncle. Can someone please link to the forms that make this real???

@Senyoln1

3 жыл бұрын

Rupert the dog might get jealous.

He destroyed that tweet lol

Comedy Gold 👌