Ricky Gervais - Fat People

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Clip taken from "Out of England 2: The Stand-Up Comedy Special"

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  • @martinkolar6197
    @martinkolar61973 жыл бұрын

    Being fat is one of few problems you can run from.

  • @celapossiamofare87

    @celapossiamofare87

    3 жыл бұрын

    Very well put ;)

  • @duffpaddy3996

    @duffpaddy3996

    3 жыл бұрын

    ... If you still can run without breaking your ankles 😂

  • @totaldan99

    @totaldan99

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@duffpaddy3996 less weight.

  • @user-fq4hj8yv2z

    @user-fq4hj8yv2z

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@duffpaddy3996 Still doable

  • @joekush9095

    @joekush9095

    3 жыл бұрын

    Wiser words never have been spoken

  • @martinhudobivnik5895
    @martinhudobivnik58955 жыл бұрын

    I'd love to hear him having a go.

  • @wheresmyjuulx8715

    @wheresmyjuulx8715

    4 жыл бұрын

    😂 same

  • @sonnyparker5231

    @sonnyparker5231

    4 жыл бұрын

    Watch afterlife that's the whole film

  • @raken661

    @raken661

    4 жыл бұрын

    Martin Hudobivnik ---he kinda did 😭😂😂😂😂

  • @assassinbat5405

    @assassinbat5405

    4 жыл бұрын

    Watch the GTA 4 version he has a go on that

  • @grantwall2722

    @grantwall2722

    3 жыл бұрын

    What does this mean I’m from the states. What does “a go” mean?

  • @SmartBoy-ku7rq
    @SmartBoy-ku7rq Жыл бұрын

    As a wise man once said : body positive movement is the only movement without movement

  • @jbooks888

    @jbooks888

    Жыл бұрын

    They have bowel movement.

  • @loliya-dt2bu

    @loliya-dt2bu

    5 ай бұрын

    😂😂😂

  • @Ryaninja
    @Ryaninja2 жыл бұрын

    Life is like a box of chocolates - it doesn't last as long for fat people.

  • @zaidrodriguez8160

    @zaidrodriguez8160

    Жыл бұрын

    😂

  • @nonkage8060

    @nonkage8060

    Жыл бұрын

    It'll last longer if they run, Forrest

  • @Reda-zewonderer

    @Reda-zewonderer

    Жыл бұрын

    Bruh ☠️

  • @alexrussianlearnermirzabdu4968

    @alexrussianlearnermirzabdu4968

    Жыл бұрын

    My man

  • @hahaha9076

    @hahaha9076

    Жыл бұрын

    🤣😆😁🤭

  • @AP-yx9de
    @AP-yx9de4 жыл бұрын

    “I’m not having a go, I’m not having a go” He immediately has a go, God I love Ricky

  • @BaldMancTwat

    @BaldMancTwat

    4 жыл бұрын

    Completely missed the point.

  • @horationelson1840

    @horationelson1840

    4 жыл бұрын

    I Killed Darnell Simmons wym, fuck off bro. He is definitely having a go, wether it’s true or not

  • @MantisEnergy

    @MantisEnergy

    4 жыл бұрын

    I think he stole that from Karl, who says the most ignorant assumptions then covers with "I'm not having a go."

  • @gigiarmany4332

    @gigiarmany4332

    3 жыл бұрын

    🤣🤣🤣😂😂😝💥💥💥

  • @tekamer6566

    @tekamer6566

    3 жыл бұрын

    Oh, you haven’t heard him having a go then

  • @jbooks888
    @jbooks8884 жыл бұрын

    90% of Gervais' comedy is funny because its true.

  • @aaronramen5926

    @aaronramen5926

    4 жыл бұрын

    That’s comedy in generral lad

  • @jbooks888

    @jbooks888

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@aaronramen5926 Who are you calling lad - I'm 60 years old.

  • @AntonyThorburn

    @AntonyThorburn

    4 жыл бұрын

    and he has the industry push.........

  • @beady0081

    @beady0081

    3 жыл бұрын

    Is the rest funny bacuse it's not true or just not funny?

  • @petermartins.4357

    @petermartins.4357

    3 жыл бұрын

    100% !

  • @andrealaforgia
    @andrealaforgia2 жыл бұрын

    This is the type of (typically British) comedy that I really love. Irreverent, politically incorrect, straight-in-the-face. Ricky Gervais is just fantastic.

  • @aszhara2900

    @aszhara2900

    Жыл бұрын

    For all of Britain's faults, they bring about the most brilliant comedians on the regular

  • @razorbird789

    @razorbird789

    Жыл бұрын

    @@aszhara2900 Faults? These comedians don't just emerge from nowhere. You take the UK with its warts or you don't.

  • @varalabeschkuni2890

    @varalabeschkuni2890

    Жыл бұрын

    he is a bully. and i love the thought - he will die some day. no exception for basterds.

  • @ruthgiles8926

    @ruthgiles8926

    11 ай бұрын

    @@razorbird789 No thanks. I'll watch Ricky all day, but Britain, which is not the same as the UK btw, I will leave to one side. Tragic but true.

  • @jeffreybrucebutterfield

    @jeffreybrucebutterfield

    7 ай бұрын

    Agreed.

  • @josiequintela7238
    @josiequintela72382 жыл бұрын

    He’s absolutely funny & so honest.

  • @Ned-nw6ge
    @Ned-nw6ge5 жыл бұрын

    "I don't want fat people to feel uncomfortable at my gigs. So next time, buy two seats" DAAAAAMN

  • @hajarwine5444

    @hajarwine5444

    4 жыл бұрын

    Hahaha !

  • @htwigg7154

    @htwigg7154

    4 жыл бұрын

    Nethie 😂 he said that as I read this comment

  • @koek1122

    @koek1122

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@htwigg7154 yea me as well hahahaha.

  • @LunchIs4Winners

    @LunchIs4Winners

    4 жыл бұрын

    H Twigg me too😂

  • @boshgezenyan5935

    @boshgezenyan5935

    4 жыл бұрын

    " HOLLANDATZI" GUD point juju

  • @billmilligan1705
    @billmilligan17057 жыл бұрын

    The politically correct way of describing someone who is fat is gravitationally​ challenged

  • @fergusobrien9337

    @fergusobrien9337

    5 жыл бұрын

    Bill Milligan I like ‘salad dodger’

  • @warrenmiller9727

    @warrenmiller9727

    5 жыл бұрын

    Bill Milligan I like the term horizontally tall.

  • @pushkarmahale912

    @pushkarmahale912

    5 жыл бұрын

    Gold

  • @annalogan6241

    @annalogan6241

    5 жыл бұрын

    Lol the answers here

  • @rickardpersson-kangas1466

    @rickardpersson-kangas1466

    5 жыл бұрын

    Lego

  • @tomasusan
    @tomasusan Жыл бұрын

    I don't often laugh out loud, but he actually got me at the very end with the quick "they can't get out again" quip.

  • @kylefox666
    @kylefox6668 ай бұрын

    I'm overweight and he is 100% correct. Thanks to this video, I lost alot of weight

  • @loliya-dt2bu

    @loliya-dt2bu

    5 ай бұрын

    Sometimes good jokes and honest opinion can motivate us better. Keep it up 💪

  • @Dildotbaggins

    @Dildotbaggins

    4 ай бұрын

    That would actually be thanks to taking in less calories than your using tho wouldn't it

  • @Alex861697

    @Alex861697

    4 ай бұрын

    @@loliya-dt2buthat won’t be the reason for me

  • @andyphillips7435

    @andyphillips7435

    2 ай бұрын

    @@Alex861697so what would be the reason?. asking for a friend.

  • @jasoncdebussy

    @jasoncdebussy

    17 күн бұрын

    No, he isn't correct. Calories are not responsible for weight loss or gain. Clearly he is clueless about basic physics

  • @lowkeyarki7091
    @lowkeyarki70913 жыл бұрын

    I was 10 kilos overweight when I saw this and I was still laughing, then I looked in the mirror and decided to lose weight. I'm now back to normal, thanks Ricky.

  • @lowkeyarki7091

    @lowkeyarki7091

    3 жыл бұрын

    @pyropulse sometimes fat shaming works, heck I fat shamed myself to lose 10 kilos in 2 months.

  • @Malenck

    @Malenck

    3 жыл бұрын

    Congrats man!

  • @klauspendolo1393

    @klauspendolo1393

    3 жыл бұрын

    No, not thanks to Ricky. He did nothing. You did 👍

  • @silasprins3861

    @silasprins3861

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Malenck lol dude

  • @lavelafetsha

    @lavelafetsha

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Malenck did you not listen to the video

  • @elliesings9508
    @elliesings95085 жыл бұрын

    She's out of breath just standing at her desk

  • @shatukiki

    @shatukiki

    4 жыл бұрын

    Gervais missed a good and quite obvious joke at the end there. When he imitated the fat person eating a banana he should have made it like the gay/cock joke. Eat it until you like it ("i fucking love it") and then you'll be thin. Would have ended the bit really well.

  • @stevek-fn6wz

    @stevek-fn6wz

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@shatukiki i spotted that too

  • @gerrie2477

    @gerrie2477

    3 жыл бұрын

    this line was brutal AND bloody funny HAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @TheJollyBlobster

    @TheJollyBlobster

    2 жыл бұрын

    Over 2 thousand likes for quoting the video we've all watched. I really don't understand the internet sometimes

  • @gleidson105

    @gleidson105

    2 жыл бұрын

    Who ? Brenda?

  • @susanpritchard6164
    @susanpritchard6164 Жыл бұрын

    Ricky is a comedy genius seen him 6 times incredible 😂😂😂

  • @Ammeo
    @Ammeo Жыл бұрын

    Ricky Gervais is comedic genius

  • @FlatWorld_Jomhuri_Regime
    @FlatWorld_Jomhuri_Regime5 жыл бұрын

    Ricky is right, as a former fat person, we really need a kick in the pants, not a gentle or a kind reminder from our friends and family. For me, it was my doctor telling me, "you will experience extreme health problems if you keep up this way".

  • @Alex-pq6ps

    @Alex-pq6ps

    5 жыл бұрын

    FlatWorldJomhuriRegime88 your doctor's quote got power... I just got a bunch of motivation on exercising from that deadly serious statement

  • @FlatWorld_Jomhuri_Regime

    @FlatWorld_Jomhuri_Regime

    5 жыл бұрын

    Li'l Valkyrie Cat Also do keto

  • @ludwigthehusky

    @ludwigthehusky

    5 жыл бұрын

    My start was back in February with a twitch streamer talking about diets during a speedrun. I started asking a few questions (he was a former cubby dude and a chemist) and he told me to get an app that counts calories and such. So did. Dowm 20kg in 2 Months.

  • @mrsmartass1998

    @mrsmartass1998

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@ludwigthehusky keep at it brother :) I found oatmeal to be bland at first but its such a great way to stay full. I lost about 70 pounds in 5 months, i just kept at my routine and took pictures every weekend.

  • @ballagh

    @ballagh

    4 жыл бұрын

    It doesn't have to be aggressive or abusive but a reminder of reality can get through. My moment was in a show which involved an autopsy of a very overweight guy. The expected layers of fat or deformed organs didn't have a real impact. The withered minute lungs where the mass in the torso had pushed the diaphragm up so far there was basically no room to breath scared the living hell out of me. Five stone (70lbs) lost over the following two years.

  • @Subjagator
    @Subjagator5 жыл бұрын

    8 years later and more relevant than ever.

  • @MoonshineBlack.

    @MoonshineBlack.

    3 жыл бұрын

    9 years later. Still is.

  • @aceman0000099

    @aceman0000099

    3 жыл бұрын

    Just as relevant. Not more

  • @peterwolf8092

    @peterwolf8092

    3 жыл бұрын

    No

  • @jacobparker1105

    @jacobparker1105

    2 жыл бұрын

    10 years later and Im fucking screaming have you seen the viral tiktok “if you workout because you care about how you body looks you are not healthy you are fatphobic”

  • @hackerpro5015

    @hackerpro5015

    Жыл бұрын

    11 yrs later

  • @paulsleightholm3736
    @paulsleightholm37362 жыл бұрын

    Absolutely funny and so true, Ricky is brilliant 🤣🤣

  • @calsavestheworld
    @calsavestheworld Жыл бұрын

    I'd have to say Ricky Gervais is the leading expert at almost having a go without actually having a go.

  • @I3erzerker
    @I3erzerker3 жыл бұрын

    "Ricky, you can only have one can on stage please." Brings out 1 litre can of beer haha legend

  • @andpeoplesayineedalife6418

    @andpeoplesayineedalife6418

    3 жыл бұрын

    Is that a USA or Australian thing never seen them in the Uk

  • @adambritain5774

    @adambritain5774

    3 жыл бұрын

    I3erzerker seen this sketch a few times and never noticed how big the can was!

  • @0Heeroyuy01

    @0Heeroyuy01

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@andpeoplesayineedalife6418 well i can tell its a fosters beer,and from a quick google search the cans appear to be big regardless of were its sold

  • @andpeoplesayineedalife6418

    @andpeoplesayineedalife6418

    3 жыл бұрын

    Heero yuy in England they come in 500 440 or 568ml (pint) never seen a litre can though just wondering where you from?

  • @Benjamin3.5

    @Benjamin3.5

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@andpeoplesayineedalife6418 Nonce

  • @joelwest-ward480
    @joelwest-ward4805 жыл бұрын

    I'm fat but this is hilarious, I love Ricky Gervais. I go to the gym and I'm doing my best to eat healthy so hopefully I'll be in good shape one day!

  • @Ben-he6px

    @Ben-he6px

    5 жыл бұрын

    Keep it up bud! You can do it, just be realistic with you goals, and make short term ones and continue on making them after you achieve them. You'll get there.

  • @JasonEyermann

    @JasonEyermann

    5 жыл бұрын

    Good luck buddy

  • @jasonwitt2387

    @jasonwitt2387

    5 жыл бұрын

    Honestly, good luck. There will be downtime’s when you feel like giving up. But just keep going at it. It’ll be so worth it in the end. Not just physically, but emotionally/mentally. Keep it up 😊

  • @unoriginal5909

    @unoriginal5909

    5 жыл бұрын

    Good luck keep going

  • @frenchprovincial9602

    @frenchprovincial9602

    4 жыл бұрын

    Your sensible. It's great you can laugh at this video. You will get in shape just keep up going to the gym.

  • @phillipprestontrading
    @phillipprestontrading Жыл бұрын

    Ricky........Absolute Legend.

  • @Kingcarparpeggio
    @Kingcarparpeggio2 жыл бұрын

    I remember talking to an older woman when I was doing an installation for her whether she thought getting fat was hereditary. She said “ Don’t be silly, nobody who could walk out of Auschwitz was overweight”. Very very poignant.

  • @Kraken9911

    @Kraken9911

    Жыл бұрын

    Yeah I think even Samoans would have came out of the concentration camps skinny.

  • @benwu7980

    @benwu7980

    Жыл бұрын

    that one deserves a star for being brutal, true, and in my mind funny

  • @thediamondpig5386

    @thediamondpig5386

    Жыл бұрын

    @@benwu7980 true? Cmon, that Auschwitz comment is a fallacy. The question implies typical modern standards of living where food is available in excess, not a complete depletion of food.

  • @russianbot4418

    @russianbot4418

    11 ай бұрын

    @@thediamondpig5386 Wut? Are you saying that not eating won't reduce a person's weight if taken far enough?

  • @cisium1184

    @cisium1184

    9 ай бұрын

    On the other hand, the ones who went into Auschwitz fat had a better chance of surviving. 😁

  • @gicking3898
    @gicking38989 жыл бұрын

    The irony is, everything Ricky says is simply the truth. That's all.

  • @Sam-vi2ho

    @Sam-vi2ho

    9 жыл бұрын

    tomaszluniewski1 That would make him seem like a tool, when infact, everything ricky said in this video is ironically legit you get fat because you stuff yourself with above average amounts of food, unless youre one of those rare genetic cases type 2 diabetes and premature death follow

  • @CGagnon5

    @CGagnon5

    9 жыл бұрын

    GICking I don't think you know what the word "irony" means

  • @DjAlanBarratt

    @DjAlanBarratt

    9 жыл бұрын

    GICking the song 'ironic' by alanis morisette is ironic as it actually does not contain any irony

  • @mrxxbrian

    @mrxxbrian

    9 жыл бұрын

    GICking He said that same exact thing to Larry David. Both my idols

  • @malteeaser101

    @malteeaser101

    9 жыл бұрын

    GICking Hahah, do you know what is really ironic? Hahahaha... Not what you just said.

  • @wil2173
    @wil21735 жыл бұрын

    "Is it all the running?" 😂😂😂😂

  • @casullarms1
    @casullarms12 жыл бұрын

    Very funny man, and a Golden Globes genius.

  • @larryhackleman2093
    @larryhackleman20935 ай бұрын

    Ive used the term heavy set all my life and it does describe an obese person. I had a great friend that weighed 625 when she passed away at 64. The dr said it was a miracle she lived that long. Great friend and cook.

  • @josephberrie9550

    @josephberrie9550

    5 ай бұрын

    how do you know...she ate all the food ...lol

  • @guyfawkes7949
    @guyfawkes79493 жыл бұрын

    Things Ricky Gervais doesn't do: *have a go*

  • @gigiarmany4332

    @gigiarmany4332

    3 жыл бұрын

    absolutely 🤣😂🤣🥳🥳🥳

  • @stevenjon1347

    @stevenjon1347

    2 жыл бұрын

    "I'm not having a go" Proceeds to have multiple goes.

  • @benthewolf1917
    @benthewolf19176 жыл бұрын

    "Anything but jogging" PHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @flashdancer42
    @flashdancer422 жыл бұрын

    "So next time buy two seats" ROFL hahahahah haven't laughed that good for a while.

  • @lindyloo401963
    @lindyloo401963 Жыл бұрын

    I love people like him we need more people to tell it how it is,he's completely right if you're fat then you're fat accept it or do something about it

  • @susza89

    @susza89

    Жыл бұрын

    This is 10 years old. I imagine if he done the same nowadays hed be in jail for racism or something xD

  • @lorenzovalsesia3721

    @lorenzovalsesia3721

    Жыл бұрын

    @@susza89 Bill Burr said something like this, I don't know but he sounds pretty... out of jail lately

  • @susza89

    @susza89

    Жыл бұрын

    @@lorenzovalsesia3721 suprisingly your right. Maybe its not as bad as I thought

  • @benwu7980

    @benwu7980

    Жыл бұрын

    @@susza89 except, he does, because so much of his comedy is observational and factual, and he has simply noone that can cancel him. He has basically written, produced, directed and starred in everything he's made (sure .. quite a few co- with Stephen Merchant) he's in an unassailable position. Nevermind that he can hold convo's with Richard Dawkins etc.

  • @elphaba4674
    @elphaba46744 жыл бұрын

    "I'm not havin a go" I would love to see him actually having a go!

  • @dion789
    @dion7898 жыл бұрын

    It's funny how only a very small percentage of fat people are fat because of some condition they can't help, but about 90% of fat people uses it as an excuse instead of owning up to their shit. I completely agree with Ricky Gervais. I've had the same thing. I've gained a lot of weight and now I need to start eating normally again, as I should have been doing the whole time.

  • @fionabeswick7155

    @fionabeswick7155

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Dion7 I think men are far more likely to take your attitude, its more the tumblarinas who cant admit the truth. It IS harder for women since more weight is stored as fat, and men do get the testosterone advantage, but still...the way they say its 'not the food'....

  • @AndyAndreev

    @AndyAndreev

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Dion7 no such condition just wrong diet

  • @dion789

    @dion789

    8 жыл бұрын

    Fiona Beswick Well, I am a woman and have that attitude, and I know other women who feel the same way. Maybe women are just more whiny than men, I completely agree with Gervais. People need to grow a spine and take action, not blame it on everything but themselves.

  • @dion789

    @dion789

    8 жыл бұрын

    Andy Andreev There are certain conditions that can cause weight gain without the diet being at fault, like Cushing's disease and issues with the thyroid gland to name a few.

  • @AndyAndreev

    @AndyAndreev

    8 жыл бұрын

    Dion7 if you just go to a doctor and you know and he knows your condition there is proper diet ... if you eat pizza whit the condition you will get fat faster yes

  • @tortueis
    @tortueis Жыл бұрын

    Freaking hilarious!! I would love to see him live..hahaha!! So true what he says…lol!!

  • @satyamchoudhary6333
    @satyamchoudhary63332 жыл бұрын

    " Anything but jogging 👀" I fuckin love Ricky gervais 😂

  • @robertengstrand4314
    @robertengstrand43146 жыл бұрын

    "Of course they'll be confused at first. They think Brussel sprout is packaging." 😂😂😂

  • @BigBoss7777777

    @BigBoss7777777

    4 жыл бұрын

    Why is that funny? Why would brussel sprout be confused as packaging

  • @donkmeister

    @donkmeister

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@BigBoss7777777 Because they are about the same size as the balls or "peanuts" of packing material that are placed in a cardboard box with an item being transported. Of course this doesn't make sense if you only order from Amazon because they seem to use the big bags of air and brown paper.

  • @gentianviolet2785
    @gentianviolet27854 жыл бұрын

    Whenever I have sugar cravings or feel like backing up from workout, I watch this.

  • @Arcaryon

    @Arcaryon

    4 жыл бұрын

    Good. Discipline is desirable but nothing beats motivation.

  • @carriefawcett9990

    @carriefawcett9990

    4 жыл бұрын

    Thanks for the tip . Im going to do this too.

  • @dyslexicbatnam1350

    @dyslexicbatnam1350

    2 жыл бұрын

    Whenever that happens to me I watch videos of My 600 Pound Life and shit. Always gives me a lot of motivation to not become fat again no matter how easy it would be

  • @makhosimkhize8312

    @makhosimkhize8312

    2 жыл бұрын

    It’s ingrained in my mind

  • @anthonydavid5121
    @anthonydavid5121 Жыл бұрын

    Dude is truthful and hilarious!

  • @BigDaddyTony24
    @BigDaddyTony24 Жыл бұрын

    Before any of you guys get mad, remember: He’s not having a go.

  • @GranulatedStuff
    @GranulatedStuff7 жыл бұрын

    She's the one who's clammy, even in winter

  • @arcticbadger1

    @arcticbadger1

    4 жыл бұрын

    Granulated AWESOMENESS

  • @TheTruthKiwi

    @TheTruthKiwi

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@ecmpinky7772 it means they sweat a lot and/or have sweaty, wet hands

  • @mr.wigster8326

    @mr.wigster8326

    4 жыл бұрын

    Sweaty wrinkly skin

  • @nekogod
    @nekogod7 жыл бұрын

    I'm fat, over 20 stone, around 290 pounds for the Americans amongst you. And this is totally on the head, with the exception of the rare people with thyroid or metabolism issues we all knew what we were doing.

  • @gionncaomhinmorpheagh4791

    @gionncaomhinmorpheagh4791

    6 жыл бұрын

    I think you'll find that folks with thyroid or metabolism issues are no exception. The same rules apply. Viz: if you eat nothing, you wither away and eventually die; if you eat too much, you become obese. So the ideal balance is somewhere between those extremes. And that applies to everyone on an individual basis, regardless of any alleged "issues". What folks really want is some method whereby they don't have to alter their gorging habits, but they can still maintain a reasonable weight. A sort of "magic pill". Look at all the "research" that's been done in recent years. Obesity is caused by certain bacteria; obesity is caused by a virus, etc. And it's all fuckin' bollix! Obesity is caused by eating too much. End of. MsG

  • @brokenwave6125

    @brokenwave6125

    5 жыл бұрын

    Aaron Kisselbaugh You can't even type a coherent sentence, nor name a specific thyroid disorder that makes people fat regardless of what they eat, so why would we take your word for it?

  • @forgotensoul3695

    @forgotensoul3695

    5 жыл бұрын

    Where do you live that measures weight in stones??

  • @eblovesdb

    @eblovesdb

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@forgotensoul3695 In the UK we use stones. It's just another unit of weight. Like there's 16oz to 1lb and 14lb to 1 stone.

  • @independenttaco8651

    @independenttaco8651

    5 жыл бұрын

    Even people with thyroid and meta problems ...yes it’s harder to lose weight for some but even then it plateaus ...morbid obesity such as let’s say being 5”5 and 450 lbs is strictly from overeating

  • @cerulean739
    @cerulean7392 жыл бұрын

    Broo 😂😂😂 I've never laughed so hard in my life, I literally fell off the bed from fits of laughter.

  • @Unknown_393
    @Unknown_393 Жыл бұрын

    My phone is 100% listening to me, was watching this on tv last night, and youtube, out of the blue, decides to recommend me this 😅

  • @MR.ICE.
    @MR.ICE.3 жыл бұрын

    I admire the honesty. This is a perfect case of “it’s funny because it’s true.”

  • @w-james9277
    @w-james92774 жыл бұрын

    I used to be really fat and then one day I looked in the mirror and thought "holy shit im fat!" So I stopped eating, cut back on the booze and exercised three times a week. And everyone keeps asking what's my secret!

  • @rolfpoelman3486

    @rolfpoelman3486

    4 жыл бұрын

    How cooked food causes over-eating: kzread.info/dash/bejne/fqKYqLWsj7PNc6w.html

  • @tullamorejameson480

    @tullamorejameson480

    3 жыл бұрын

    You stopped eating and still lived? The force is strong on this one

  • @w-james9277

    @w-james9277

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@tullamorejameson480 I still eat, just not nearly as much.

  • @Tunkert

    @Tunkert

    3 жыл бұрын

    Cuz they all want an easy shortcut cuz they're lazy in the first place

  • @themerpking8445

    @themerpking8445

    3 жыл бұрын

    Exactly, you dont have to be fit, just have some restraint. You dont need to exercise all the time, just every now and then

  • @sandipanghosh0511
    @sandipanghosh05116 ай бұрын

    He is the best.

  • @bcpaddling
    @bcpaddling Жыл бұрын

    This is great. He tells it the way it (mostly) is.

  • @azschalter
    @azschalter5 жыл бұрын

    When I finally started changing my life, I started day 1 of my weight loss clocking in at 346 lb and I know exactly how I got there. Finished the Programm with 194 lb and kept that. If I can do it, everyone can.

  • @commentconnoisseur1001

    @commentconnoisseur1001

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Have-a- Cigar shut up

  • @commentconnoisseur1001

    @commentconnoisseur1001

    4 жыл бұрын

    What program was it?

  • @AutomaticDuck300

    @AutomaticDuck300

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Have-a- Cigar nobody gives a fuck about your reply either.

  • @CodyRockLee13

    @CodyRockLee13

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Have-a- Cigar Who hurt you?

  • @azschalter

    @azschalter

    4 жыл бұрын

    Have-a- Cigar thank you for carrying so much that you took the time to write a comment.

  • @Caleb-lu3zl
    @Caleb-lu3zl3 жыл бұрын

    I figured someone's been injecting a million calories into my salad 😂

  • @sandihagger6478

    @sandihagger6478

    3 жыл бұрын

    🤣

  • @Vates104
    @Vates104 Жыл бұрын

    Rickie’s stand up is funny and not depressing like his tv shows. I hope a DVD is available for this soon.

  • @evelynwaugh4053

    @evelynwaugh4053

    Жыл бұрын

    The Office is hilarious.

  • @omarvayani3452
    @omarvayani34522 жыл бұрын

    this was the best so far

  • @petyrkowalski9887
    @petyrkowalski98874 жыл бұрын

    Now we call it "plus size" and "celebrate" it.

  • @BrianLloyd1991

    @BrianLloyd1991

    4 жыл бұрын

    Lets get it clear, extreme morbid obesity is a problem, not people who are a few stone overweight. They are usually considered plus size and not "celebrated"... more like not shamed for not being this size thats deemed sexy and how you "should look".

  • @maplelu9514

    @maplelu9514

    3 жыл бұрын

    Plus size and obese are very different but a lot of people are grouping it together

  • @johnkidd797

    @johnkidd797

    3 жыл бұрын

    Celebrating a lack of any will power and a lack of any kind of physical movement.

  • @Malenck

    @Malenck

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Adithya Nair Are u sure you can't change 10 kg for your health?

  • @chadpowell1832

    @chadpowell1832

    3 жыл бұрын

    Well I’d be one of those slightly overweight people and let me tell you , we usually need a kick in the pants to be motivated to lose weight. It’s great that I’m not shamed or anything like that but I’d hate it to be applauded for my body cus I’m working on making it better and when my body gets healthier and I’ve put in tons of hard work , THATS what I want to be applauded for

  • @lorithomas1975
    @lorithomas19754 жыл бұрын

    “Can I have a belt extension” hahahahaha

  • @haloclips5387
    @haloclips53872 жыл бұрын

    Seriously, that small door idea is genius.

  • @josephlama9671
    @josephlama96712 жыл бұрын

    I stumbled onto this video in the morning, didn't want to do my morning workout...guess what, who needs the Rock when you have Ricky motivating you.

  • @debasmitanandy4558
    @debasmitanandy45584 жыл бұрын

    I hope that ricky gervais knows that he is loved and respected for his brilliant humor and the fact that he doesn't bend to political correctness and doesn't give a fuck about people who get offended. Never change ricky

  • @donkeyhobo34

    @donkeyhobo34

    3 жыл бұрын

    Beautiful debasmita, too good for this world, too pure

  • @WooHooCrossStitch

    @WooHooCrossStitch

    5 ай бұрын

    Yeah, he knows. :D

  • @Tidaveel
    @Tidaveel2 жыл бұрын

    Not too long ago, I actually saw a picture from an ancient temple where the doorway to the dining hall was like 30cm(1ft? Ish?) wide, so if a monk got too fat, he'd actually not fit through the door. Also, if that happened, it'd be his own fault, because having to pull in the belly to squeeze through the door of the only place you get food is a pretty clear warning bell.

  • @deniro800
    @deniro800 Жыл бұрын

    I could listen to him all day.

  • @jbooks888

    @jbooks888

    Жыл бұрын

    You can on KZread.

  • @lockreed4432
    @lockreed44322 жыл бұрын

    I'm dying here man is killing me even after all these years

  • @redbaron1001
    @redbaron10015 жыл бұрын

    You can just hear them coming now. I lost it at that point. 😂

  • @papillonvu
    @papillonvu5 жыл бұрын

    I used to be in great shape in my 20s and early 30s, thin but toned, 8-pack abs, under 10% body fat. Now I’m overweight and slightly flabby, with over 25% body fat. Who do I blame? Myself and no one else. How did I get this way? Eating and drinking the wrong things and not exercising enough. It’s not rocket science!

  • @kierangallagher8219

    @kierangallagher8219

    5 жыл бұрын

    course you did

  • @andrewguerra9343

    @andrewguerra9343

    5 жыл бұрын

    papillon thank you! Common sense that’s not a fragile snowflake! Now get back on track and get your 8 pack back and athletic

  • @papillonvu

    @papillonvu

    5 жыл бұрын

    Andrew Guerra Thanks my man! Been working out 4 times a week and counting calories and nutrients via app for the past 3 months. Trying to get back on track!

  • @carriefawcett9990

    @carriefawcett9990

    4 жыл бұрын

    I like Dad bods😊

  • @danshazam8511

    @danshazam8511

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@andrewguerra9343 why would he want an 8 pack in his 40s? To impress pretentious sluts who only care about money? Let him be who he wants to be.

  • @davidyummus6259
    @davidyummus62594 ай бұрын

    The concept of "Calories" was the funniest part.

  • @antonhilbig795
    @antonhilbig7952 жыл бұрын

    Ricky: *is havin a go* Also Ricky: „I’m not having a go“.

  • @stokesy887
    @stokesy8875 жыл бұрын

    British comedy is, undeniably, the best comedy.

  • @IONAPINKMOXIE
    @IONAPINKMOXIE5 жыл бұрын

    Me: (watching this while eating TWO brownies)

  • @chezchez31

    @chezchez31

    5 жыл бұрын

    Gonna get stoned?

  • @SnootchieBootchies27

    @SnootchieBootchies27

    5 жыл бұрын

    I had three. I'm not fat. Possibly in denial though.

  • @madbear3512

    @madbear3512

    5 жыл бұрын

    If it ain't a 55 gallon barrel of fried Chicken then your wasting your time

  • @justanotherhappyhumanist8832

    @justanotherhappyhumanist8832

    4 жыл бұрын

    Haha, I was watching this while eating jelly beans.

  • @sariidembiia

    @sariidembiia

    4 жыл бұрын

    just two?

  • @pcssfc
    @pcssfc2 жыл бұрын

    “I fucking love these”

  • @shiskeyoffles
    @shiskeyoffles2 жыл бұрын

    One of the highest quality 240p video I've seen

  • @oli.4409
    @oli.44095 жыл бұрын

    You can just hear them coming now 😂

  • @mabbuccino
    @mabbuccino7 жыл бұрын

    im chubby and I still find this funny as hell

  • @dexorne9753

    @dexorne9753

    7 жыл бұрын

    mabbuccino? more like mabbuchubby top Ken funny joke hahahaHA lol ceded 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Zach-ud4mq

    @Zach-ud4mq

    7 жыл бұрын

    You're fa....chubby! Cheers!

  • @zapkvr

    @zapkvr

    7 жыл бұрын

    mabbuccino Im slim and i think its hilarious. ive never been fat in my life. i dont know how people get fat.

  • @dexorne9753

    @dexorne9753

    7 жыл бұрын

    Kevin Russell eating pure junk food. Not exercising. You probably got dem good genetics if you don't understand it.

  • @zapkvr

    @zapkvr

    7 жыл бұрын

    Dexorne got dem good genetics eh? Not so.

  • @pgeorge8887
    @pgeorge8887 Жыл бұрын

    He’s put it all back on 🤣

  • @fedebjalways
    @fedebjalways Жыл бұрын

    "We are just going to Canada"... Almost died with that joke!!!

  • @robertogrady2798
    @robertogrady27985 жыл бұрын

    Wonderful, sensible, healthy talk... I hope more media streams can be this brave.

  • @michaelburke7742
    @michaelburke77425 жыл бұрын

    It's amazing this day in age people need to point out hey 'I'm fat and I find this funny.' Yes that means you have a sense of humor. Way to go.

  • @cov9290

    @cov9290

    4 жыл бұрын

    Ik its annoying

  • @beback_

    @beback_

    3 жыл бұрын

    They make others more comfortable. I appreciate it

  • @Elena-er7zp

    @Elena-er7zp

    3 жыл бұрын

    it’s the same thing in the comment section when a comedian jokes about black people or latinx people. “I’m Mexican and think this is funny”

  • @faxour

    @faxour

    3 жыл бұрын

    They are just trying to gain the acceptance of the not-fat 'normal' people who have the privilege to define what oughts to be funny.

  • @dyslexicbatnam1350

    @dyslexicbatnam1350

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Elena-er7zp The fuck is latinx

  • @fitzjon4628
    @fitzjon46282 жыл бұрын

    Absolutely brilliant mate

  • @CheriBerry1
    @CheriBerry1 Жыл бұрын

    i love Ricky ❤️❤️❤️

  • @shrutimahant
    @shrutimahant3 жыл бұрын

    As someone who's been underweight my whole life, I really appreciate this. Cause when I work hard enough for years to gain enough weight to be considered normal weight and healthy enough to bare children, guess what, noone's waiting on the other side of that victory to congratulate me.

  • @l.h.9747

    @l.h.9747

    3 жыл бұрын

    I would say gaining weight is harder than loosing it. Its not like you can gain more calories than there are in the food but only less. Good job on reaching your goal. I still have a long way to go

  • @jeroenb.8405

    @jeroenb.8405

    3 жыл бұрын

    I fully agree and am in the exact same scenario. Good job bro😉👌

  • @Emerardo

    @Emerardo

    3 жыл бұрын

    ​@@l.h.9747 Consuming glucose constantly throughout the day would probably make it easier to gain weight than simply eating more calories. Glucose would make it much more difficult to lose the weight you are gaining if you make sure you have it throughout the day

  • @alghoul5317

    @alghoul5317

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@l.h.9747 I would say it depends on the person. For me it was hard to lose 26 kilos in 2017(4 months). Gaining 48 kilos in 2018-19(16 months) was very easy. All I did was eat.

  • @l.h.9747

    @l.h.9747

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@alghoul5317 i mean that its not like you can gain more then there is in the food you eat. If you eat something that has 200cal you cant gain 250cal. But if you have problems with digestion where your stomach isnt very effectice and you cant eat more because you feel sick when you eat over the limit then its a different story. With loosing weight you just dont have to eat that much. It isnt required that you do more of something or work but simply dont stuff yourself full.

  • @Renzsu
    @Renzsu7 жыл бұрын

    "Most people started eating because they have fuck-all to lose." that's pretty bleak man, hilarious, but bleak.

  • @zapkvr

    @zapkvr

    7 жыл бұрын

    Renzsu and true

  • @beccu-chan8693

    @beccu-chan8693

    7 жыл бұрын

    Renzsu i saw Americans eating fried butter...

  • @zapkvr

    @zapkvr

    7 жыл бұрын

    Becca Better than that, fried peanut butter.

  • @argent2020

    @argent2020

    7 жыл бұрын

    LOL

  • @chrisrynn1

    @chrisrynn1

    6 жыл бұрын

    Not really true... For example, if someone is considered attractive while vulnerable (eg when young), gaining weight could be a subconscious/conscious self-defense mechanism against unwanted predatory attention.

  • @pellier08
    @pellier085 ай бұрын

    Was never really a fan of his, but in 2023 it now makes proper sense!

  • @michaelj8460
    @michaelj84606 ай бұрын

    Man, Spot On!

  • @thegoroakechi
    @thegoroakechi3 жыл бұрын

    Stuff like this genuinely gives me the motivation I need to get fit and stay healthy

  • @provonic9187
    @provonic91873 жыл бұрын

    9 years later, its finally in my recommended, 2020 squad where you at

  • @GarrisonBChristianity

    @GarrisonBChristianity

    3 жыл бұрын

    Not here I'm 2021 gang 😔

  • @lenwilkinson672
    @lenwilkinson672 Жыл бұрын

    Ricky absolutely great keep making us laugh..

  • @stephanlazarz1921
    @stephanlazarz1921 Жыл бұрын

    Perfection.

  • @AbhilashNoxBaruahnx1ee7
    @AbhilashNoxBaruahnx1ee74 жыл бұрын

    They're having the cake 🍰 *Can't get out again* That ending line, lmfao xD

  • @edgyusername4191
    @edgyusername41914 жыл бұрын

    As someone who is fat, and is trying to lose weight (and succeeding, gone from 124 kilos to 116). I agree with a lot of what Ricky says.

  • @radidov5333
    @radidov53335 ай бұрын

    i love how he goes borderline for too long and when you think he's going to stop he, finished way beyond that limit xD lmao

  • @joeymcguire8742
    @joeymcguire87422 жыл бұрын

    And that’s my motivation to do extra working out today! 😂

  • @louiss.w1944
    @louiss.w19449 жыл бұрын

    Used a calorie counter app for a few months, nearly drove me crazy but I did lose 15-20 pounds.. I don't use it anymore but I am definitely more aware of my portion sizes

  • @JeffWithAnF

    @JeffWithAnF

    9 жыл бұрын

    Louie Weinberg Solid advice. After a while you intuitively know how much you should eat.

  • @andreasridell444

    @andreasridell444

    9 жыл бұрын

    Louis S.W feel happier now than before?

  • @mrxxbrian

    @mrxxbrian

    9 жыл бұрын

    Louis S.W So are you telling us going mentally insane helped you burn off your calories?

  • @louiss.w1944

    @louiss.w1944

    9 жыл бұрын

    "Nearly drove me crazy" may not have been the best choice of words.. That being said having to routinely log and keep track of every calorie I was eating was annoying as fuck.. Kinda like your comment..

  • @TobiasWulffFS

    @TobiasWulffFS

    8 жыл бұрын

    Louis S.W Size doesn't matter. I wish it wouldn't and that those interested in fitness would leave be those who are not interested.

  • @Polyphemus.
    @Polyphemus.4 жыл бұрын

    @8:36 - I knew a guy who actually said that once. At a work Christmas party a rather portly colleague, who I only ever saw stuffing his face with Pizza Hut and KFC, complained that the food in a Greek restaurant "wasn't normal food" and went home early. The dish in question was roast lamb with steamed vegetables. It couldn't be more normal. Unbelievable.

  • @deborahbaca1345
    @deborahbaca1345 Жыл бұрын

    So wonderful. ✌️

  • @Dfish2229
    @Dfish22292 жыл бұрын

    When “I’m not having a go, honestly I’m not” is said by this man, buckle your seat belt Dorothy because the truth is bout to be told...hilariously !! Cheers mate and thanx for that

  • @natalienolan9712
    @natalienolan97123 жыл бұрын

    Hilarious ! He is my favourite comedian by far & an animal rights activist to boot - 💙

  • @aboemusic
    @aboemusic4 жыл бұрын

    It's stand up like this which results in me wishing that comedy specials were almost unending. Alas, all good things must come to an end.

  • @luzduz3651
    @luzduz3651 Жыл бұрын

    love him

  • @jasetwells9335
    @jasetwells9335 Жыл бұрын

    “Men get fat and we go “fuck it all bought and paid for” God 😂 😂 😂

  • @bariizlam638
    @bariizlam6383 жыл бұрын

    "should we swap seats? cuz otherwise we'd be going to Canada!" hahahahaha

  • @Ok-qj6fg

    @Ok-qj6fg

    3 жыл бұрын

    I couldn't stop laughing thinking bout it 😭

  • @gill8779

    @gill8779

    2 жыл бұрын

    Years ago on a inter island flight in the Caribbean the pilot made people do just that. He came in the cabin before take of & told certain people to change seats, I will never forget it lol.

  • @matzmx
    @matzmx5 жыл бұрын

    Ricky, watched all episodes of After life on Netflix. It's brilliant. Enjoyed it alot.

  • @johnDukemaster

    @johnDukemaster

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yes, that is brilliant!

  • @rachell4417
    @rachell4417 Жыл бұрын

    Love this guy

  • @Inigo_The_Son
    @Inigo_The_Son5 ай бұрын

    I love the idea of keeping the sweets beyond a narrower door. I have long advocated the same thing for airplanes. We have all seen baggage sizers at every airport gate, which determine whether your bag will fit in the overhead bin. There should also be people sizers, to see if you can fit in a standard airplane seat. Picture two poles placed 17" apart. If you cannot walk through without touching the sides, then you need to buy a second seat, or a first class seat.

  • @jurgschupbach3059

    @jurgschupbach3059

    5 ай бұрын

    Or the Airlines need to buy better Airplanes with wide Seats for everyone...........but i know you fear for the investors could make less profit.........thats fat gain too

  • @steeltrap3800

    @steeltrap3800

    5 ай бұрын

    Really? How long do you think it would take for some thin people to go in and buy cake for those who can't fit? Or simply get it home delivered, in bulk? Better still, why not have things set up so you don't need to get out of your car at all? You can have thousands of kJ pushed through your window. Why stop there? Why not get your government to subsidise vast amounts of corn production that gets turned into syrup and put into all sorts of foods, so your population starts inflating at ever increasing rates and industries (ironically) lie their arses off about why that might be happening? Pretty soon there can be entire industries devoted to trying to lose weight. Let alone big pharma and health insurance. Just think of the possibilities! Err, hang on a minute....

  • @rjs69

    @rjs69

    5 ай бұрын

    ​@jurgschupbach3059 yup, everyone else should sponsor fat peoples double seater

  • @user-zn5qm2yq9h

    @user-zn5qm2yq9h

    2 ай бұрын

    ​@@jurgschupbach3059You know ehat the airlines will say -- itll cost too much for them to replace the seats, then they won't make as much money because they'll sell fewer tickets. So the end result will be much higher prices for plane tickets. What I want is more leg room. I'm 6'4" and have long legs, so I can't fly coach. As a result, I have to pay extra for exit row or business class. But if I and all the tall people bring this up to the airlines, what will they say? Same thing.

  • @yharr3789

    @yharr3789

    Ай бұрын

    So you're saying rather than one person make a change, airplanes should change their system that's worked for 40 years so tubbo can sit without bringing the plane down

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