The guys a multi-millionaire and deserves every penny. Turns everyday life into comedy gold and has no need to swear.

@yvonneost12

Жыл бұрын

So true he's brilliant.

@annemolyneux6793

Жыл бұрын

He’s definitely brilliant, but he definitely swears!

@fernandasoares2112

Жыл бұрын

​@@annemolyneux6793 a little bit, not too much as it becomes rude.

@ericburton5914

11 ай бұрын

I know he is great but why do people have to mention someone's status or worth to make up their minds cause if they are only watching cause they think he must be good cause others like him then you aren't a true fan you are just buying his ticket to say to your aquaitances you saw him so you don't feel left out.

Michael's greatness is in his ability to turn the most trivial human actions and behaviors in everyday life into good jokes. He has an amazing ability to observe. I enjoy every moment when he is on stage, and wonder what those close to him feel when he is around.

@pamstoneman4740

3 жыл бұрын

I watch over and over he is brilliant

@RACHELENCHNER

3 жыл бұрын

@Len Fargell I wish I was. I respect your negative opinion of him, and hope you know how to respect my opinion.

@RACHELENCHNER

3 жыл бұрын

@Len Fargell I will choose my comedians myself, thank you very much.

@cliffwheeler7357

3 жыл бұрын

This is meant to be a best of ? This guy is about as funny as a death at a birthday party.

@StupiderWithAB

3 жыл бұрын

i feel stupider after watching this. Almost as stupid as i feel after watching my videos. 🤔

this guy kills me everytime i rewatch his shows, he's just timeless

"I'm just a very hungry person." I don't think I've ever related to a sentence more 😂

@sarahsalsa2461

3 жыл бұрын

Same 😅

@AnnaPxx

3 жыл бұрын

Same here. All the time 😂

@waywardgoddess7219

3 жыл бұрын

I was watching this while eating a pile of chips 😂

I had to turn him off….I couldn’t take one more second, absolutely has me doubled over, unable to catch my breath, face soaked with tears of mirth. Michael McIntyre is a freaking comic GENIUS! Absolutely brilliant.

Let's admit that he is one of the best! 🔥❤️😂

@Jason-Clark235

3 жыл бұрын

He certainly is a great laugh 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@omarsolomon7156

3 жыл бұрын

The best ?? You obviously haven't heard of Dave chappelle or Chris rock .

@Jason-Clark235

3 жыл бұрын

@@omarsolomon7156 to be honest I haven’t

@cliffwheeler7357

3 жыл бұрын

And this is meant to be a best of ? He's about as funny as a death at a birthday party.

@starriderkittykat9064

3 жыл бұрын

@@omarsolomon7156 but see,there comedy is different,his is more family Oriented and no bad language.. I love Cris rock and seen his HBO special just like I seen Eddie Murphy Raw on stage on HBO.. Their m9re gritty and Not PG!..

What a guy, I don’t really find a lot of comedians funny but mr mclntyre gets me every time 😂 😂

Great thing about his comedy is these jokes are all relatable world wide.

@carlinkag2525

3 жыл бұрын

Lol, not all of them, in my corner of the world Christmas happens in the dead of summer and the heat is unbearable. And the only snow we get happens only on the mountain peaks and people take trips to go show it to their children who've never seen snow.

@flamingpieherman9822

3 жыл бұрын

@@carlinkag2525 well that sounds like Florida...except we don't even have mountains...we have pictures of snow.

@carlinkag2525

3 жыл бұрын

@@flamingpieherman9822 Ya'll have florida-man😆 ask him to organize some snow for you!

@harryturner8701

3 жыл бұрын

Worldwide??? Yeah I bet Muslim countries love the Christmas jokes. I bet counties that go through famine think the dieting jokes are fucking hilarious.

@rajeshn765

3 жыл бұрын

Lesson learned! I was trying to be nice!

How did we make it without this delightful man before Covid? He's the best!

@AutomaticDuck300

11 ай бұрын

He’s been around since 2008

In love him too! Watch him most every night before sleep..love laughing just before sleep!!❤️❤️

This guy has me in stitches every time he's a comedy genius! Would love to see him live!

i remember watching a lot of this live and my whole family hyperventilating when it got to "i'm feeling a little pancakey"

Micheal should really do films !! Seriously he’s absolutely hilarious!!

I just discovered this guy and I love it. Thankyou for making me laugh.

There should be a law that everybody must watch an episode of Michael McIntyre before getting up in the morning. I am convinced that the world would be a happier place……

@kirstychalk6202

Жыл бұрын

Literally my pre-exam ritual all through uni was watching Michael mcIntyre beforehand to calm my nerves, 🤣

His frozen windscreen bit was hilarious. I know so many people who do that. 😂😂

“They keep talking while they’re inhaling, it’s a skill that only children have” Proceeds to perfectly imitate the inhaling talking 😂 Absolutely love Michael he’s definitely my favourite comedian

I love listening to Michael. Makes Covid bare able. Laughter is the best medicine and he is one of the best ever. Love from. Melb, Australia. Please visit when you can so we can see you live. ❤️ ❤️

Shoutout to everyone who experiences Christmas in the summer months

@autumbreeze1129

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, they're not so much fun these days

@eurekalass

3 жыл бұрын

Just not the same 🙁

@elitaylor2908

3 жыл бұрын

it’s the weirdest shit

@Jesuscares7680

3 жыл бұрын

Summer was the same for me.. essential worker.. I just worked with a mask on ..I'm still working with a mask on

@ybbafs5833

3 жыл бұрын

Never experienced snow.. kinda sad 😓

Shoutout to everyone who's stood there pressing a traffic light button that was actually just broken

@Jason-Clark235

3 жыл бұрын

That is me like at least 2 times a week .lol.

@jed-henrywitkowski6470

3 жыл бұрын

Lol!

@maijaz6228

3 жыл бұрын

I obviously did. And probably will do.

Michael is the king of comedy!

The growling tummy part had me laughing so hard

Thank you so much Michael. Your vids have made this year bearable. Whenever the news stresses me out I look for you online for a quick rebalance of mood and spirit. Yr a legend mate and yr Aussie accent is enormous 🇦🇺

I have to agree he is the funniest comedian and I never get tired of watching him. I would love to see him in person but I live in South Carolina in the US but if he's ever in the states I pray he's near by so I can go to a show.

Defently the best guy with the best jokes lmaoo

@Jason-Clark235

3 жыл бұрын

Definitely 100%

Just accidentally discovered this guy.....,,,,sooo funny.......I love him.😂

@jjskills5338

3 жыл бұрын

Same, two days ago

I swear I cried from laughter!!!!

I love this guy.

@vivienneoneill5400

Ай бұрын

Me to,he is great.❤❤❤❤❤

They should have a Zoom MM show with a Zoom Audience in The UK everywhere, and broadcast it on TV every week. It would cheer people right up. He is just so funny, and it makes you feel like your actually in the audience. I just LOVE HIM 🤣😍.

He’s hilarious

The metabolism bit was spot-on, as well!

I can’t stop laughing

I’m literally dying right mow! Absolutely fantastic.

He must actually be super fit. Sooo funny. Love this man

@Shorty-uh9ks

Жыл бұрын

He must be surely. Mans running and walking all the time around the stage 😅

@nicolarollinson4381

Жыл бұрын

@@Shorty-uh9ks yeah, right 😅👍

I looooooove him

I'm a grown woman and I still enjoy pressing the lift button, the traffic light button and even the button which opens the doors on trains...

@ButterNutSqwoosh

3 жыл бұрын

Me too 🤣

@AnnaPxx

3 жыл бұрын

@@ButterNutSqwoosh ...it's a guilty pleasure...😉

@gardenjoy5223

3 жыл бұрын

You must have been starved for those as a little girl... Maybe from a large family? "It's my turn now!" "NO, it was Your turn 5 months ago!"

@AnnaPxx

3 жыл бұрын

@@gardenjoy5223 I was brought up as an only child for most of my life, it's just an addiction! It's so empowering, pressing a button and feeling in control of something for a moment! 😂😂😂

@gardenjoy5223

3 жыл бұрын

@@AnnaPxx Haha, so funny. You could control everything always and got addicted to it. Keep pushing those buttons, hon.

My brother and I are now adults. However, we still from time to time engage in sibling rivalry.

@maijaz6228

3 жыл бұрын

Breathe out and embrace it. It's life long.

@jed-henrywitkowski6470

Жыл бұрын

@PGH Engineer The younger one, obviously! Lol.

Real Funny 😂, not vulgar or rude 👍

He's hilarious!!! 😂❤️

Thank you so much for making me laugh. You can pull me out of a "woeess me" mood. 😁

I almost pee’d myself when he imitated all the “chatty tummies” at the Austrian health clinic. 😂😂😂😂😂☠️🤭😬

Michael McIntyre is The Funniest Human Alive!

You relate to us all in every daily aspect of life ..... And only you make me simply giggle.... and yes, giggle!

*“I thought i was gonna die”* *“And you LEFT me to DIE”*

Awesome jokes aside, I just realized that not everyone was taught this in school but the "pressure" for the weather forecast usually points out whether a storm is brewing. If there's a low pressure area near you, there's a chance it will become a storm.

It’s my turn! It’s my turn !!!! It’s so true!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

His kids are now 12 and 15. That was 5 years ago.

@ShinyRedGrapple

3 жыл бұрын

Ew why are you so interested in his children

@Adam-kf7dj

3 жыл бұрын

@@ShinyRedGrapple Grow up

@Jason-Clark235

3 жыл бұрын

@@ShinyRedGrapple it ain’t that hard to find some little things out. get a life

@Luna426

3 жыл бұрын

holy crud

@alexheadford9868

3 жыл бұрын

@@Adam-kf7dj yes he should grow up

This was the only reason I watched the big show 😂

I am going to see him live again soon!! I am so excited!

@KrisAdamsTV

Ай бұрын

It was amazing, as you'd expect!

He’s a brilliant comedian.

Michael: I don’t need to know the direction of the wind or the pressure Pilots: an I a joke to you

I'm wheezing😂😂😂

Thank god I needed to get my fix

Watching Michael makes me want to forget walking and start skipping. *Michels voice* "Oooo look at me" *hippity hop*

The meteorology joke is so good especially when you actually understand what the pressure actually means

Going to see him live in London in a couple weeks. So excited!

@vivienneoneill5400

Ай бұрын

Will be really really grate❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

@georgej9875

Ай бұрын

@@vivienneoneill5400 he was fantastic.

Michael you have alway made me smile thanks you

He is the best

#bestcomedian of all time

Love everything he does....🤣😂🤣😂 I am in Idaho...not I da ho it’s one word. We grow potatoes 🥔 and have a blue football 🏈 turf. That’s all we are known for.

@brynesmith6790

3 жыл бұрын

@Bridget Frank Can't stop laughing either, how are you doing and hope to hear from you?

Going from watching a Jimmy Carr show to Michael McIntyre is enough to cause split personality disorder.

Amazing 😂

I love him.

I died when he was speaking while inhaling because the subtitles just said “music”

Yes, we DO need to know the wind direction!!!

Nah man then button in the lift is one of life’s thrills

You are the ever best! 🤣😂😀

Me and my sister have the same age difference as his sons and the amount of times we would argue about sitting in the front is ✨MoNuMeNtAl!!✨

Sorry I’m late I got stuck in the pressure 😂

I have never understood why so many people would rather pokes their eyes out with a sharp stick than listen to 30 seconds of Michael McIntyre

@davysmith1934

Күн бұрын

Silly Billie's 😂

For those who curious, a stone is approximately 6.35 kg. Damn imperial unit.

@kathleen109

3 жыл бұрын

Or 14 lbs.

@Menarecuteaaa

3 жыл бұрын

@@kathleen109 or 6350 grams

I don't need vitamins I have SuPpLeMeNtS... 😂😂😂

Lmao, laughed my head off

i have walked up to a pelican crossing and there have been someone else waiting to cross and i said have you pushed the button for the lights to change and they have said oh have you got to press the button so they was waiting there and didn't realise they had to press the button for the lights to change

@lydiaann4490

3 жыл бұрын

@Robert roberts That sounds Nice, how are you doing and hope to hear from you?

@ba-wp5zs

2 жыл бұрын

You know...the button doesn't do anything (unless you're pressing it between midnight and 7am)?

That street light button is too real; sums up high school. People just standing there not understanding why the light never goes green.

I love it when you’ve already pressed the button and someone wants to press it again because you must not have pushed it correctly.

9:35 the outside world 😂

Ahhaahahahahah I never watched you but you are sooooo funny

He is great

Micheal talking while inhaling CC: *[Music]*

LMAO 🤣

How dare u disrespect pancake day 😂

10:11 same pal

Comment N° 11: YEAY!

Am I the only one that’s actually likes winter?

@realar

3 жыл бұрын

Nah. I love winter.

@maijaz6228

3 жыл бұрын

I hate winter.

Lol..where I live in nor calif we have a pancake day in the spring..huge outdoor pancake breakfast

im in secondary school and ik what the pressure is coz it an tell you about rain patterns and stuff its interesting XD

If you live in Canada, you have no choice about watching the weather forecast in winter. If you don’t you might walk out your door one morning and freeze solid!

My favorite comedian and beautiful soul. I wonder how many women and girls are in love with him. (Me too!)

Lol! They apparently don't get the completely frozen frost on their windows that we do. You have to scrape that stuff off or let your car heat up for quite a while.

7 & 10 and his kids haven't seen him on television. Oh boy are you in for a surprise

💖

Hello there Michael , much love from the USA. I want you to know that mr. TRUMP has provide all comics with atleast for 2021. I cant wait to hear from you. The poor man had to eat crow. And has big black feathers coming out of his mouth and ears nose and that's just top hafe! . You are a great story teller I enjoy you so much .

Wind direction is important if you cycle to work.

Pressure knowledge is good to know apparently for people with chronic pain

Does England not have snow scrapers? So much faster than waiting for the defrost to work.

"Frozen windscreen day" .... wait, just the one day!?

6:12 . . . I know what the pressure means . . .

LMFAO ;)

Fast metabolism peeps where you at?

@rachelrooney6210

3 жыл бұрын

I don't even know 😂😂