Compilation Of Michael’s Best Jokes About Food & Drink | Michael McIntyre
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Does anyone ever really know what they're doing when they taste wine at a restaurant?
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“I fell out once “ 😂😂 the line that made me a big fan of his work. This guy is a living legend
@mak.ak.uk.
4 жыл бұрын
It's such a simple line but utterly hilarious
I went to the cupboard and made sure all the spices were the right way round after this. Couldn’t sleep with the guilt of one of them not being able to see salt & pepper
@DragonLuver44
4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@mrclueuin
4 жыл бұрын
😄
@kikikolar6249
4 жыл бұрын
Haha
@anaalbuquerque9824
4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@luminair11
4 жыл бұрын
Lol!
a man on stage speaking about ordinary things like drinking wine in restaurant, order a coffee at 23.30, or how we use herbs and spices and i laugh so hard everbody in the house is awake now... only Michael McIntyre can do that! it was worth it... absolutely GREAT....
@user-qc4sj2kv7j
4 жыл бұрын
Maybe they drinked some coffe at restaurant at 21hours and now they can't sleep ;) Not your fault
@jamesdspaderf2883
4 жыл бұрын
so selfish! his next sketch will be about you!!
@d2kwazza57
2 жыл бұрын
Billy Connolly can do the same amazing humour
@BloodyRoses666
Жыл бұрын
Thanks for using the 24hours system ^^
He makes things that you never think about funny and a realisation of our weird behaviour as humans
@katekkir2987
4 жыл бұрын
Queen Bean and brits
@j4kelc
4 жыл бұрын
Thats why he is so successful
@PicturesSGC
4 жыл бұрын
And when you find yourself in a similar situation you can't help but laugh! People think your crazy! 😂😂😂
@aimeetrudgian4980
4 жыл бұрын
REALLY want to like this but it's on 666 and don't want to change it 😂
@flamingpieherman9822
4 жыл бұрын
And ironically, what he says isn't just about brits...we Americans act the same way...guess its the human in us!
This is the best thing to come home too after a shit day. Thank you Michael
@_en.core.
4 жыл бұрын
Couldn't agree more
@ravenjessiesmith3456
4 жыл бұрын
@deekat3279 Thanks, i hope you have a great day tomorrow and the rest of the week
@ravenjessiesmith3456
4 жыл бұрын
@deekat3279 things are definitely better thanks. Thanks for the offer though, it's helpful just knowing there are still good people on the earth
I just went into the kitchen and took the wrapper off of a couple of spices I hadn't opened, and several of them that had been neglected and put them on the counter. I'm not cooking anything, I just felt so bad that they hadn't seen the light of day. 10:50 at night, but I think I'll let them have the night out, and tomorrow. The spice girls are partying!!
@ME-fi1nj
4 жыл бұрын
Mi Sproete you're mad
@pet5659
4 жыл бұрын
Lmfao 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@denisemcdougal6445
4 жыл бұрын
I understand lol
@ZaZaRaZarah
4 жыл бұрын
😂👍🏻
I love the way he humanizes random things.
_My name is Fiiive Spiiice_ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@bucwhovian8305
4 жыл бұрын
☀️ Sunny Days ☀️ but have you been out of THIS cupboard?
@kikikolar6249
4 жыл бұрын
No
@HighTen_Melanie
4 жыл бұрын
Kiki Kolar 😂😂😂
Love him ,he makes everyday things seem funny.
Someone should make an animation using the spice cupboard bit!
@ElliottIgglesden
4 жыл бұрын
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@heidihoser85
4 жыл бұрын
@@ElliottIgglesden thank you!
The spices bit is still one of my favourite ever
His situational awareness in humans is second to none, there’s a reason he’s so successful.
Michael--you are the cutest and funniest comedian I have ever seen.. I live in USA and we have nothing close to you. I LOVE YOU
He is the only comedian that always makes me laugh, no matter What is going on
You can have a really bad day, but get home and put on Michael M. And everything is absolutely Great again!!!!!! Thanks Michael 🙏🙏🙏
I'm going through a lot of trauma and tragedy right now. And I tune into Michael every single day to make sure I laugh every single day. It always works. Thank you, Michael!
I need people like Michael in my life. This is just brilliant
This guy is brilliant! The great thing is one can watch his videos over and over again. It simply doesnt get boring
We all pretend we know about wine 🍷. As usual Michael never disappoint us with effortless joke. Love ❤️ from Malaysia 🇲🇾.
5Spice!!💃😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 The embodiment of a true KING OF COMEDY.
That five spice one is absolutely hilarious 😂😂😂
I don’t know about anybody else but this is the only man who can make me laugh all by my self
@LadyOaksNZ
Жыл бұрын
Me too 😅😅😅
@zachsingh1
5 ай бұрын
Also Ricky Gervais. Those 2 are legendary
What I find so appealing about Michael McIntyre is that he doesn't rely on profanity. He relies solely on his wit and observational skills. Clever man!
I love the Dentist skit best but this is close second. 😍😍
@christinesharland8478
4 жыл бұрын
I nearly wet myself watching that dentist sketch!! especially when he was trying to tell everyone his name with a numb mouth.........AKEL AKINTYRE......Lol even though it wasn't a true story I felt sorry for him........such a great animated comedian......
@LynxSouth
4 жыл бұрын
@@christinesharland8478 I just had a small laughing fit from just _remembering_ that bit!. That set is phenomenal. I don't think I've ever laughed harder in my life of searching out comics and comedians. On my way home from the dentist, I had the experience of trying to explain something medical through a bad microphone/speaker at the drive-thru window of a pharmacy while having a very numb mouth -- almost as frustrating as Ackel's day. Accidentally spat out some wadding.
Omfg .the amount of thought he must've put on all of sets
@shirin8609
4 жыл бұрын
i'm impressed, too! lol he basically had a complex dance routine to go with the jokes!
@reecen819
4 жыл бұрын
I had to study a few of his acts for my English GCSE’s. He’s quite remarkable.
He is an undisputed Legend making a LOL out of daily chores & normal day to day life.
Hilarious ! , a true natural comedian, effortlessly funny, was in stitches !
That narrative of the herbs and spices was hilarious 🤣🤣🤣
Who else clicked the like button before it was even loading lmao! But know you didn’t make a mistake by giving that early like!!!
TYSM to @Michael McIntyre and all involved in the creation and sharing of this video with all of us! So funny! I also went to my spice cabinet the next day after watching this and intended to turn them all facing forward however in doing so I realized half of them were expired… Lol… So I dumped what I could in the trash (as far as the spices that were expired) and then rinsed and recycled the containers as applicable… And I was really grateful and laughing as I thought in my mind “Thank you Michael McIntyre!” I also thanked my spices and sent them love! 😇🥳💖🌞💐🙃🤪 I pray wonderful, peaceful, joyful, fun and (as applicable) delicious blessings for everybody and everything in the great everywhere! Thank U Universe! ✌🏽🤟🏽🥰🎂
In my house Salt and Pepper get jealous of Cinnamon and Garlic. 🤣
F.I.V.E. S.P.I.I.I.I.C.E will always be my favorite Micheal joke 😂
Michael, you're a legend. Live your work.Such a tonic 🥰
While listening to him i actually had a sudden urgence to pour myself a glass of wine 🍷 So here i am, middle of a week, casually drinking wine, by myself.
I love how he can make spices funny. Something usually so mundane. 🤣
Damn, he's staggeringly good.
My belly and my brain always have a good agreement with food jokes. My mouth would always follow them too... That last part about a bunch of spices is golden!!! 😆😆😆
my dad went through a phrase where he’d put paprika on all of his food
@ME-fi1nj
4 жыл бұрын
Not Called Greg he went through a phrase?
@gracer5923
4 жыл бұрын
It goes well in a shawarma marinade!
Still crack up at the herbs and spices sketch. Honestly made me feel bad for them just sitting in my cupboard, thinking about how sad they must be
”Would you like a book of gibberish” 😂
@jblackstock525
4 жыл бұрын
lol
He’s a comedy genius, five spice 😂😭😭😭
I just love this guy. I Always laugh so hard at his videos even if I’ve seen them before.
“I might just go work now and wait there, but it’s Friday, I don’t care” 🤣
"the book of gibberish" 😂👍
He's so expressive😂
You are hilarious and never fail to make me laugh out loud! 😂
Who knew someone could make seasonings in a cupboard SO FUNNY?!!
Feelin' sorry for Paprika.....lolol!
I just felt guilty and opened John West tuna now and ate it. Rest in peace John!!!
Wine! Exactly! Finally someone!
Well....it's for sure! You are my favorite funny man! You are friggen hilarious!!! Lmao!
When he’s talking about not being able to sleep cause of the coffee... Me: stays up till 2am every night cause why not I love this guy
This is all so true :-) I was a wine waitress and I've seen so many experts in wines.... Not to mention my own expertise hahahah :-) The most incredible thing is that we keep playing these sensless games... What for?
My guess is the coffee keeps you awake for "sexytime" after the meal.
@JB-vd8bi
2 жыл бұрын
Or an attempt to sober you up to drive home
I'm going to have to replay this, just for the spices at the end!!
I can listen to him forever.
LOVE THIS GUY!!!!
Brilliant, just brilliant
This man is pure genius! Who can give laugh out loud belly laughs in this great depression of 'world on pause'because of covid and other serious weird shit?
Wish we had more like you Micheal! I love all your stuff!!😂😍
That CHEESE! part gets me every time! 🤣
Hello there fellow McIntyres
This guy is the funniest human being😂😂
Amazing comedian, things we can all relate to made seem very funny, genius.
The paprika part😂😂😂😂
I love his baby body round tummy and face!
He continues to be great ...... I saw him live last year in Melbourne and his new material is just as good - if not better. LIVING. LEGEND 🤩😂🤩😂🤩😂🤩😂
I’m dying🤣🤣🤣 But I actually can drink coffee and still sleep with no problems. I drink coffee after dinner in the restaurant so I can stay awake before I reach home, especially after some wine😁
it's a great feeling when you pick up the wine list and you've had one of the wines on it previously. i was a god at this point and playing the part i ordered "we'll have the 2010 madfish cab merlot please" with confidence, smiling at the waiter just as my wife said "we're having fish".
FIVE SPICE, FIIIVE SPIIIICE! Lol
I HAVE TO ATTEND ONE YOUR SHOWS AND I WILL
I was laughing so much. So true
The cheese one tho lmao
We used to hate going to dinner with my aunt (including her own brother my father) because after a long drawn out meal when the waiter asked if anyone wanted coffee she always said yes and we would have to sit there through two coffees while no one else would have anything and THEN she’d order cake for herself. Now we learned to take two cars and just leave
The KING of comedy, he should change his title to the KING of comedy.
I adore this content - its so usefull and helpfull.
"what about you paprika ? ... I fell out .. once ... and then they put me back in the wrong way round" ✌️ HAHAHA ✌️ This guy is LEGENDARY 😎
'I'm John West Tuna, nice to meet you. My wife, tinned salmon'.
Oh god- the wine thing. I remember being in my 20’s in the 1990’s and having to ask the waiter to give me the wine to taste- they always assumed it was whatever male was at the table, when I was the one who ordered the bottle.
I am so glad I came across a link to see one of Michael McIntyre's videos!! (It was the Bees and wasps video) Much
Aww I felt bad for those spices. Here in Sri Lanka just like salt and pepper every recepie calls for tumeric, chillie powder , five spice cinnamon and so many others. So no one left behind. 😁
@satyannair4837
3 жыл бұрын
Yes, Sharmika. But the modern, middle-class Indian household is also likely to shop for dried versions of oregano, basil, parsley and paprika, and then never use them. The West would do the reverse and ignore cumin and turmeric powder.
Observation is *KEY* and Michael is tremendous with it. Michael Mcintyre for Prime Minister, he would actually realise who and what people are. His conference's and presentation's would be absolutely incredible even Michael being serious, but he wouldn't need to be too much. Michael Mcintyre you have my vote in confidence.
I’ve never clicked so fast 💨
@brandyf1932
4 жыл бұрын
RIIIIGHT!!
@mrdefaultynoob
4 жыл бұрын
CEENTER!!
@ANTONBLAKE-COX
4 жыл бұрын
BACKWARDS!!
@Calais10
4 жыл бұрын
FOOOORRWARDSS!!
This is brilliant! 😁😁
Yes .its wine lol
'Who will take the lead role in the bulls#@t production'🍷🍾 😂
Lmao the cheese one 😂😂😂
tuna 😂
The bit about the cheese, hilarious
I would love this dialogue listen all managers of restaurants and hotels of UK!!!!🤣
4:14 he momentarily turns into Lee Evans
Subscribing to this channel was the best decision I ever made XD
brilliant !
thanks mike.
in Hungary they ALWAYS put paprika (national spice) on the dining table... I guess everyday is Goulash day here 😏
@onealsvc
4 жыл бұрын
Goulash has always been a favorite of mine.
It's always the paprika. Just the other day it fell out of my cupboard yet again 😂
4.50 I'm in love
Genius ;)
John West Tuna lmfao so funny
Love the Spice joke!