Compilation Of Michael’s Best Jokes About Food & Drink | Michael McIntyre

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Does anyone ever really know what they're doing when they taste wine at a restaurant?
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  • @aurelianmanoli7359
    @aurelianmanoli73594 жыл бұрын

    “I fell out once “ 😂😂 the line that made me a big fan of his work. This guy is a living legend

  • @mak.ak.uk.

    @mak.ak.uk.

    4 жыл бұрын

    It's such a simple line but utterly hilarious

  • @mrm5183
    @mrm51834 жыл бұрын

    I went to the cupboard and made sure all the spices were the right way round after this. Couldn’t sleep with the guilt of one of them not being able to see salt & pepper

  • @DragonLuver44

    @DragonLuver44

    4 жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @mrclueuin

    @mrclueuin

    4 жыл бұрын

    😄

  • @kikikolar6249

    @kikikolar6249

    4 жыл бұрын

    Haha

  • @anaalbuquerque9824

    @anaalbuquerque9824

    4 жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂

  • @luminair11

    @luminair11

    4 жыл бұрын

    Lol!

  • @mrkne7
    @mrkne74 жыл бұрын

    a man on stage speaking about ordinary things like drinking wine in restaurant, order a coffee at 23.30, or how we use herbs and spices and i laugh so hard everbody in the house is awake now... only Michael McIntyre can do that! it was worth it... absolutely GREAT....

  • @user-qc4sj2kv7j

    @user-qc4sj2kv7j

    4 жыл бұрын

    Maybe they drinked some coffe at restaurant at 21hours and now they can't sleep ;) Not your fault

  • @jamesdspaderf2883

    @jamesdspaderf2883

    4 жыл бұрын

    so selfish! his next sketch will be about you!!

  • @d2kwazza57

    @d2kwazza57

    2 жыл бұрын

    Billy Connolly can do the same amazing humour

  • @BloodyRoses666

    @BloodyRoses666

    Жыл бұрын

    Thanks for using the 24hours system ^^

  • @queenbean6922
    @queenbean69224 жыл бұрын

    He makes things that you never think about funny and a realisation of our weird behaviour as humans

  • @katekkir2987

    @katekkir2987

    4 жыл бұрын

    Queen Bean and brits

  • @j4kelc

    @j4kelc

    4 жыл бұрын

    Thats why he is so successful

  • @PicturesSGC

    @PicturesSGC

    4 жыл бұрын

    And when you find yourself in a similar situation you can't help but laugh! People think your crazy! 😂😂😂

  • @aimeetrudgian4980

    @aimeetrudgian4980

    4 жыл бұрын

    REALLY want to like this but it's on 666 and don't want to change it 😂

  • @flamingpieherman9822

    @flamingpieherman9822

    4 жыл бұрын

    And ironically, what he says isn't just about brits...we Americans act the same way...guess its the human in us!

  • @ravenjessiesmith3456
    @ravenjessiesmith34564 жыл бұрын

    This is the best thing to come home too after a shit day. Thank you Michael

  • @_en.core.

    @_en.core.

    4 жыл бұрын

    Couldn't agree more

  • @ravenjessiesmith3456

    @ravenjessiesmith3456

    4 жыл бұрын

    @deekat3279 Thanks, i hope you have a great day tomorrow and the rest of the week

  • @ravenjessiesmith3456

    @ravenjessiesmith3456

    4 жыл бұрын

    @deekat3279 things are definitely better thanks. Thanks for the offer though, it's helpful just knowing there are still good people on the earth

  • @madamesproete
    @madamesproete4 жыл бұрын

    I just went into the kitchen and took the wrapper off of a couple of spices I hadn't opened, and several of them that had been neglected and put them on the counter. I'm not cooking anything, I just felt so bad that they hadn't seen the light of day. 10:50 at night, but I think I'll let them have the night out, and tomorrow. The spice girls are partying!!

  • @ME-fi1nj

    @ME-fi1nj

    4 жыл бұрын

    Mi Sproete you're mad

  • @pet5659

    @pet5659

    4 жыл бұрын

    Lmfao 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @denisemcdougal6445

    @denisemcdougal6445

    4 жыл бұрын

    I understand lol

  • @ZaZaRaZarah

    @ZaZaRaZarah

    4 жыл бұрын

    😂👍🏻

  • @TheDiskomies
    @TheDiskomies4 жыл бұрын

    I love the way he humanizes random things.

  • @HighTen_Melanie
    @HighTen_Melanie4 жыл бұрын

    _My name is Fiiive Spiiice_ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @bucwhovian8305

    @bucwhovian8305

    4 жыл бұрын

    ☀️ Sunny Days ☀️ but have you been out of THIS cupboard?

  • @kikikolar6249

    @kikikolar6249

    4 жыл бұрын

    No

  • @HighTen_Melanie

    @HighTen_Melanie

    4 жыл бұрын

    Kiki Kolar 😂😂😂

  • @traceyobrien4505
    @traceyobrien45059 ай бұрын

    Love him ,he makes everyday things seem funny.

  • @heidihoser85
    @heidihoser854 жыл бұрын

    Someone should make an animation using the spice cupboard bit!

  • @ElliottIgglesden

    @ElliottIgglesden

    4 жыл бұрын

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  • @heidihoser85

    @heidihoser85

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@ElliottIgglesden thank you!

  • @colasantevenezia8682
    @colasantevenezia86824 жыл бұрын

    The spices bit is still one of my favourite ever

  • @TheMusicfan189
    @TheMusicfan1894 жыл бұрын

    His situational awareness in humans is second to none, there’s a reason he’s so successful.

  • @lyndarudolph9
    @lyndarudolph94 жыл бұрын

    Michael--you are the cutest and funniest comedian I have ever seen.. I live in USA and we have nothing close to you. I LOVE YOU

  • @inejohanne2847
    @inejohanne28474 жыл бұрын

    He is the only comedian that always makes me laugh, no matter What is going on

  • @b.goodfellow465
    @b.goodfellow4653 жыл бұрын

    You can have a really bad day, but get home and put on Michael M. And everything is absolutely Great again!!!!!! Thanks Michael 🙏🙏🙏

  • @tryingcake101
    @tryingcake1013 күн бұрын

    I'm going through a lot of trauma and tragedy right now. And I tune into Michael every single day to make sure I laugh every single day. It always works. Thank you, Michael!

  • @annebuis9371
    @annebuis93714 жыл бұрын

    I need people like Michael in my life. This is just brilliant

  • @janrasing9335
    @janrasing93354 жыл бұрын

    This guy is brilliant! The great thing is one can watch his videos over and over again. It simply doesnt get boring

  • @marcusrakyat8891
    @marcusrakyat88914 жыл бұрын

    We all pretend we know about wine 🍷. As usual Michael never disappoint us with effortless joke. Love ❤️ from Malaysia 🇲🇾.

  • @YONCE8701
    @YONCE87014 жыл бұрын

    5Spice!!💃😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 The embodiment of a true KING OF COMEDY.

  • @Martin-dw8zz
    @Martin-dw8zz4 жыл бұрын

    That five spice one is absolutely hilarious 😂😂😂

  • @thatguynobodywantstoknow4641
    @thatguynobodywantstoknow46414 жыл бұрын

    I don’t know about anybody else but this is the only man who can make me laugh all by my self

  • @LadyOaksNZ

    @LadyOaksNZ

    Жыл бұрын

    Me too 😅😅😅

  • @zachsingh1

    @zachsingh1

    5 ай бұрын

    Also Ricky Gervais. Those 2 are legendary

  • @pinstripesuitandheels
    @pinstripesuitandheels4 жыл бұрын

    What I find so appealing about Michael McIntyre is that he doesn't rely on profanity. He relies solely on his wit and observational skills. Clever man!

  • @lisabarnetson1362
    @lisabarnetson13624 жыл бұрын

    I love the Dentist skit best but this is close second. 😍😍

  • @christinesharland8478

    @christinesharland8478

    4 жыл бұрын

    I nearly wet myself watching that dentist sketch!! especially when he was trying to tell everyone his name with a numb mouth.........AKEL AKINTYRE......Lol even though it wasn't a true story I felt sorry for him........such a great animated comedian......

  • @LynxSouth

    @LynxSouth

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@christinesharland8478 I just had a small laughing fit from just _remembering_ that bit!. That set is phenomenal. I don't think I've ever laughed harder in my life of searching out comics and comedians. On my way home from the dentist, I had the experience of trying to explain something medical through a bad microphone/speaker at the drive-thru window of a pharmacy while having a very numb mouth -- almost as frustrating as Ackel's day. Accidentally spat out some wadding.

  • @dileepdoingthings4197
    @dileepdoingthings41974 жыл бұрын

    Omfg .the amount of thought he must've put on all of sets

  • @shirin8609

    @shirin8609

    4 жыл бұрын

    i'm impressed, too! lol he basically had a complex dance routine to go with the jokes!

  • @reecen819

    @reecen819

    4 жыл бұрын

    I had to study a few of his acts for my English GCSE’s. He’s quite remarkable.

  • @jackpot7898
    @jackpot78983 жыл бұрын

    He is an undisputed Legend making a LOL out of daily chores & normal day to day life.

  • @iggyblitz8739
    @iggyblitz87394 жыл бұрын

    Hilarious ! , a true natural comedian, effortlessly funny, was in stitches !

  • @maskinmous5041
    @maskinmous50414 жыл бұрын

    That narrative of the herbs and spices was hilarious 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Originalkeauty
    @Originalkeauty4 жыл бұрын

    Who else clicked the like button before it was even loading lmao! But know you didn’t make a mistake by giving that early like!!!

  • @linettelovejoypiwnicki3792
    @linettelovejoypiwnicki3792 Жыл бұрын

    TYSM to @Michael McIntyre and all involved in the creation and sharing of this video with all of us! So funny! I also went to my spice cabinet the next day after watching this and intended to turn them all facing forward however in doing so I realized half of them were expired… Lol… So I dumped what I could in the trash (as far as the spices that were expired) and then rinsed and recycled the containers as applicable… And I was really grateful and laughing as I thought in my mind “Thank you Michael McIntyre!” I also thanked my spices and sent them love! 😇🥳💖🌞💐🙃🤪 I pray wonderful, peaceful, joyful, fun and (as applicable) delicious blessings for everybody and everything in the great everywhere! Thank U Universe! ✌🏽🤟🏽🥰🎂

  • @bbcseriesfan
    @bbcseriesfan4 жыл бұрын

    In my house Salt and Pepper get jealous of Cinnamon and Garlic. 🤣

  • @andrewkingsman4148
    @andrewkingsman41484 жыл бұрын

    F.I.V.E. S.P.I.I.I.I.C.E will always be my favorite Micheal joke 😂

  • @breda-st9ml
    @breda-st9ml Жыл бұрын

    Michael, you're a legend. Live your work.Such a tonic 🥰

  • @weronikabuczakszpyra8701
    @weronikabuczakszpyra87014 жыл бұрын

    While listening to him i actually had a sudden urgence to pour myself a glass of wine 🍷 So here i am, middle of a week, casually drinking wine, by myself.

  • @PammieGonzalez
    @PammieGonzalez3 жыл бұрын

    I love how he can make spices funny. Something usually so mundane. 🤣

  • @cosmos8970
    @cosmos89704 жыл бұрын

    Damn, he's staggeringly good.

  • @LadyVoldemort
    @LadyVoldemort3 жыл бұрын

    My belly and my brain always have a good agreement with food jokes. My mouth would always follow them too... That last part about a bunch of spices is golden!!! 😆😆😆

  • @justcalledkatie
    @justcalledkatie4 жыл бұрын

    my dad went through a phrase where he’d put paprika on all of his food

  • @ME-fi1nj

    @ME-fi1nj

    4 жыл бұрын

    Not Called Greg he went through a phrase?

  • @gracer5923

    @gracer5923

    4 жыл бұрын

    It goes well in a shawarma marinade!

  • @meme-gy5gx
    @meme-gy5gx4 жыл бұрын

    Still crack up at the herbs and spices sketch. Honestly made me feel bad for them just sitting in my cupboard, thinking about how sad they must be

  • @ThickMolasses
    @ThickMolasses4 жыл бұрын

    ”Would you like a book of gibberish” 😂

  • @jblackstock525

    @jblackstock525

    4 жыл бұрын

    lol

  • @joelmiller7180
    @joelmiller71804 жыл бұрын

    He’s a comedy genius, five spice 😂😭😭😭

  • @sable8725
    @sable87254 жыл бұрын

    I just love this guy. I Always laugh so hard at his videos even if I’ve seen them before.

  • @mooey87
    @mooey874 жыл бұрын

    “I might just go work now and wait there, but it’s Friday, I don’t care” 🤣

  • @Mad9977
    @Mad99774 жыл бұрын

    "the book of gibberish" 😂👍

  • @jiminscheetos9950
    @jiminscheetos99504 жыл бұрын

    He's so expressive😂

  • @caroldonovan3089
    @caroldonovan30894 жыл бұрын

    You are hilarious and never fail to make me laugh out loud! 😂

  • @gloriaroma-sandiegorealest4037
    @gloriaroma-sandiegorealest40373 жыл бұрын

    Who knew someone could make seasonings in a cupboard SO FUNNY?!!

  • @luminair11
    @luminair114 жыл бұрын

    Feelin' sorry for Paprika.....lolol!

  • @sambou6286
    @sambou62864 жыл бұрын

    I just felt guilty and opened John West tuna now and ate it. Rest in peace John!!!

  • @alexa29bg
    @alexa29bg4 жыл бұрын

    Wine! Exactly! Finally someone!

  • @robinjessop6607
    @robinjessop66074 жыл бұрын

    Well....it's for sure! You are my favorite funny man! You are friggen hilarious!!! Lmao!

  • @islagrace9179
    @islagrace91793 жыл бұрын

    When he’s talking about not being able to sleep cause of the coffee... Me: stays up till 2am every night cause why not I love this guy

  • @KarolinaOB
    @KarolinaOB4 жыл бұрын

    This is all so true :-) I was a wine waitress and I've seen so many experts in wines.... Not to mention my own expertise hahahah :-) The most incredible thing is that we keep playing these sensless games... What for?

  • @ion9460
    @ion94603 жыл бұрын

    My guess is the coffee keeps you awake for "sexytime" after the meal.

  • @JB-vd8bi

    @JB-vd8bi

    2 жыл бұрын

    Or an attempt to sober you up to drive home

  • @PNEKarl
    @PNEKarl4 жыл бұрын

    I'm going to have to replay this, just for the spices at the end!!

  • @deniseg812
    @deniseg8124 жыл бұрын

    I can listen to him forever.

  • @olandihammond5135
    @olandihammond51354 жыл бұрын

    LOVE THIS GUY!!!!

  • @NH-tb2sm
    @NH-tb2sm7 ай бұрын

    Brilliant, just brilliant

  • @cwiz902
    @cwiz9023 жыл бұрын

    This man is pure genius! Who can give laugh out loud belly laughs in this great depression of 'world on pause'because of covid and other serious weird shit?

  • @robinjessop6607
    @robinjessop66073 жыл бұрын

    Wish we had more like you Micheal! I love all your stuff!!😂😍

  • @Ospyro3em
    @Ospyro3em Жыл бұрын

    That CHEESE! part gets me every time! 🤣

  • @chesterlester5770
    @chesterlester57704 жыл бұрын

    Hello there fellow McIntyres

  • @ERC_-qc6ke
    @ERC_-qc6ke4 жыл бұрын

    This guy is the funniest human being😂😂

  • @rebecca9906
    @rebecca99064 жыл бұрын

    Amazing comedian, things we can all relate to made seem very funny, genius.

  • @LaLaurinda
    @LaLaurinda4 жыл бұрын

    The paprika part😂😂😂😂

  • @katydrew5274
    @katydrew52744 жыл бұрын

    I love his baby body round tummy and face!

  • @____4bon4____
    @____4bon4____4 жыл бұрын

    He continues to be great ...... I saw him live last year in Melbourne and his new material is just as good - if not better. LIVING. LEGEND 🤩😂🤩😂🤩😂🤩😂

  • @meows_and_woof
    @meows_and_woof4 жыл бұрын

    I’m dying🤣🤣🤣 But I actually can drink coffee and still sleep with no problems. I drink coffee after dinner in the restaurant so I can stay awake before I reach home, especially after some wine😁

  • @discombubulate2256
    @discombubulate22564 жыл бұрын

    it's a great feeling when you pick up the wine list and you've had one of the wines on it previously. i was a god at this point and playing the part i ordered "we'll have the 2010 madfish cab merlot please" with confidence, smiling at the waiter just as my wife said "we're having fish".

  • @erinbaylis7131
    @erinbaylis71314 жыл бұрын

    FIVE SPICE, FIIIVE SPIIIICE! Lol

  • @mohamedelzubeir2718
    @mohamedelzubeir27184 жыл бұрын

    I HAVE TO ATTEND ONE YOUR SHOWS AND I WILL

  • @jasonwatson4657
    @jasonwatson46574 жыл бұрын

    I was laughing so much. So true

  • @morganjones2584
    @morganjones25846 ай бұрын

    The cheese one tho lmao

  • @Catherine.Dorian.
    @Catherine.Dorian.4 жыл бұрын

    We used to hate going to dinner with my aunt (including her own brother my father) because after a long drawn out meal when the waiter asked if anyone wanted coffee she always said yes and we would have to sit there through two coffees while no one else would have anything and THEN she’d order cake for herself. Now we learned to take two cars and just leave

  • @rachelculloden80
    @rachelculloden803 жыл бұрын

    The KING of comedy, he should change his title to the KING of comedy.

  • @kitchenpractical7967
    @kitchenpractical79674 жыл бұрын

    I adore this content - its so usefull and helpfull.

  • @StephSancia
    @StephSancia4 жыл бұрын

    "what about you paprika ? ... I fell out .. once ... and then they put me back in the wrong way round" ✌️ HAHAHA ✌️ This guy is LEGENDARY 😎

  • @stnicholas54
    @stnicholas544 жыл бұрын

    'I'm John West Tuna, nice to meet you. My wife, tinned salmon'.

  • @JacWarner
    @JacWarner4 жыл бұрын

    Oh god- the wine thing. I remember being in my 20’s in the 1990’s and having to ask the waiter to give me the wine to taste- they always assumed it was whatever male was at the table, when I was the one who ordered the bottle.

  • @areyouserious5552
    @areyouserious55524 жыл бұрын

    I am so glad I came across a link to see one of Michael McIntyre's videos!! (It was the Bees and wasps video) Much

  • @shmwmlam3953
    @shmwmlam39534 жыл бұрын

    Aww I felt bad for those spices. Here in Sri Lanka just like salt and pepper every recepie calls for tumeric, chillie powder , five spice cinnamon and so many others. So no one left behind. 😁

  • @satyannair4837

    @satyannair4837

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yes, Sharmika. But the modern, middle-class Indian household is also likely to shop for dried versions of oregano, basil, parsley and paprika, and then never use them. The West would do the reverse and ignore cumin and turmeric powder.

  • @hellssurprise9338
    @hellssurprise93384 жыл бұрын

    Observation is *KEY* and Michael is tremendous with it. Michael Mcintyre for Prime Minister, he would actually realise who and what people are. His conference's and presentation's would be absolutely incredible even Michael being serious, but he wouldn't need to be too much. Michael Mcintyre you have my vote in confidence.

  • @mashelfarah8426
    @mashelfarah84264 жыл бұрын

    I’ve never clicked so fast 💨

  • @brandyf1932

    @brandyf1932

    4 жыл бұрын

    RIIIIGHT!!

  • @mrdefaultynoob

    @mrdefaultynoob

    4 жыл бұрын

    CEENTER!!

  • @ANTONBLAKE-COX

    @ANTONBLAKE-COX

    4 жыл бұрын

    BACKWARDS!!

  • @Calais10

    @Calais10

    4 жыл бұрын

    FOOOORRWARDSS!!

  • @debbiejane3084
    @debbiejane30844 жыл бұрын

    This is brilliant! 😁😁

  • @dileepdoingthings4197
    @dileepdoingthings41974 жыл бұрын

    Yes .its wine lol

  • @anthonyherstell8569
    @anthonyherstell8569 Жыл бұрын

    'Who will take the lead role in the bulls#@t production'🍷🍾 😂

  • @NOONE-cd4gu
    @NOONE-cd4gu3 жыл бұрын

    Lmao the cheese one 😂😂😂

  • @agiagiagi6553
    @agiagiagi65534 жыл бұрын

    tuna 😂

  • @Rosinamo5058
    @Rosinamo50582 жыл бұрын

    The bit about the cheese, hilarious

  • @user-yk9jm2xx7s
    @user-yk9jm2xx7s3 жыл бұрын

    I would love this dialogue listen all managers of restaurants and hotels of UK!!!!🤣

  • @MrMarko4
    @MrMarko44 жыл бұрын

    4:14 he momentarily turns into Lee Evans

  • @SarahWhiskas
    @SarahWhiskas4 жыл бұрын

    Subscribing to this channel was the best decision I ever made XD

  • @melodyhandler7322
    @melodyhandler73224 жыл бұрын

    brilliant !

  • @mikeorclem
    @mikeorclem Жыл бұрын

    thanks mike.

  • @BeckyTheButterfly
    @BeckyTheButterfly4 жыл бұрын

    in Hungary they ALWAYS put paprika (national spice) on the dining table... I guess everyday is Goulash day here 😏

  • @onealsvc

    @onealsvc

    4 жыл бұрын

    Goulash has always been a favorite of mine.

  • @charlie4112
    @charlie41124 жыл бұрын

    It's always the paprika. Just the other day it fell out of my cupboard yet again 😂

  • @paulbermingham3126
    @paulbermingham31264 жыл бұрын

    4.50 I'm in love

  • @englishmaninfrance661
    @englishmaninfrance661 Жыл бұрын

    Genius ;)

  • @savavgecabbage9442
    @savavgecabbage94424 жыл бұрын

    John West Tuna lmfao so funny

  • @soulwhispererwendy554
    @soulwhispererwendy554 Жыл бұрын

    Love the Spice joke!

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