Worked with him in Singapore, a lovely guy off stage as well

@JCXP123

5 жыл бұрын

How cool! :D

@JohnFekoloid

5 жыл бұрын

I'm impressed how he just makes jokes from mundane things

@JCXP123

5 жыл бұрын

@@JohnFekoloid He doesn't swear too much as well. I've heard some acts from other comedians that are a bit too much imo.

@darrenho600

5 жыл бұрын

@@JohnFekoloid yeah it's observational comedy. I feel it's underrated. Jerry Seinfeld is a master in this.

@mynemos2

4 жыл бұрын

Aye, and I’m his wife

"But, I'm staring at her" 😂😂😂 "The hate is still strong within you" 😂

@StirrCrazy90

3 жыл бұрын

The way he growls out "SLUT!" kills me every time.

And that's long term relationships. You are lucky if you get them, even luckier to laugh about them

I think what really makes Michael brilliant is that he's such an acute observer of people. All the little things we say and do each day, but he makes it hilarious.

@teampatsy9856

4 ай бұрын

I agree

I once woke myself up by turning over suddenly and having my dead arm come flying down onto me, it was terrifying haha

@pammy5260

4 жыл бұрын

Scarzkira Lol

@irishcountrygirl78

3 жыл бұрын

That horrible feeling as the blood comes back into it too 😩

@molly.dog8brooke792

3 жыл бұрын

-Tracey - Ahhh noooo... my limbs go numb very easily, which means I get the feeling at least once a day... it’s awful!

@a.d.h5635

3 жыл бұрын

Been there 😂

@irishcountrygirl78

3 жыл бұрын

@@molly.dog8brooke792 it's truly the worst 😭

“good idea, send one of them” 🤣🤣🤣

@patriciat.8121

5 жыл бұрын

What does he say after that? Tell the little one he gets ice cream? 7:30

@whyarewehere3893

5 жыл бұрын

@@patriciat.8121 tell the little one their is ice-cream

"did you get thirsty and drink from the toilet?" 😂

"Morning Michael, how did you sleep? Nothing... Nothing" 😂😂

“I got no arms, what do you want me to do?!” “USE THE BREATH!” 😹😹

I think Michael is so appealing because he really likes people. He laughs about little common things that everyone laughs about privately or the origins of characteristics in a culture which are a source of humor to members of that culture. His Scottish monologue, which was filmed before a Scottish audience, is filled with shots of his audience rocking with laughter and folks wiping tears from their eyes! He is all about having fun.

Had to pause it right before the end because I started laughing out loud on the bus. He's always great but this was amazing. Right up there with the dentist skit.

@therealbaglady

4 жыл бұрын

I agree :)

@soirese

4 жыл бұрын

I am laughing right now on the train, i don’t even care at this point 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I woke up from a "he's cheating on me" dream once. Punched him in the arm then stormed off to sleep on the couch. As I was trying to get comfy on the couch, I realized it was just a bad dream. Luckily, he was able to laugh about it once he was more awake and less confused.

@lestefani9517

Жыл бұрын

I dreamed you borrowed money from me, now pay up!

"I feel safe when you're here",,,, "I don't,,," 😂😂😂😂😂😂 "Good idea!! Send one of them!!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 " USE THE BREATH!! HAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@harrywhite9030

4 жыл бұрын

I think you might need one more emoji to get your emotions across.

@Ellie-iu3sg

3 жыл бұрын

@@harrywhite9030 this is actually funnier than the actual comment 😂😳

I want a reaction of his wife watching this

@thepugmaster5455

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

@dorianjones9929

4 жыл бұрын

I wonder if she says MOTHER FUCKER LMBO

@rattaluffy4551

4 жыл бұрын

or maybe she writes the script with him lmao

@markorollo.

3 жыл бұрын

She's been in the audience a couple of times, don't know if she was for this

@irishcountrygirl78

3 жыл бұрын

@@rattaluffy4551 probably...

The dream part......it's like dejavu conversation between me and my hubby....hahahahaha

Its 6am and I'm laughing my lungs out

@jamesbloxed5069

5 жыл бұрын

Its midnight and I'm laughing my lungs out

@nicholaselford3261

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@lemonlime2527

4 жыл бұрын

1 am and same XDDD

@thejasonbischoff

4 жыл бұрын

Shezza what time is it now?

@lilsjm

4 жыл бұрын

it’s 4:24 and i’m laughing my lungs out

i nearly suffocated i was laughing so hard at the morning breath bit.

That's me and my friend every morning on the way to school "it was my house... but it wasn't my house". Literally the whole way to school we just talk about our dreams 😂

this guy has to be thee funniest comedian i've listened to in ages, absolutely hilarious and top notch delivery too 🤟 😆

British comedy at it’s very best , keep it up Michael!

Dreaming about your spouse cheating on you...I would wake up in the morning and the first words out of my mouth would be “You SOB!!!” Then my spouse would say “Ok...Who did I sleep with this time?”

@Ellie-iu3sg

3 жыл бұрын

Ngl when im older and I get a boyfriend it'll get to that point for me and him 😂

@ninaelsbethgustavsen2131

2 жыл бұрын

T H E R A P Y.....

Bottle of peppermint water next to your bed will sort that out, sip it during the night or before you get up and brush your teeth.

@kayleighknox7674

4 жыл бұрын

You are the hero we all need

@yankiv2640

4 жыл бұрын

What is peppermint water

@boeinga370

4 жыл бұрын

yankiv water the is peppermint flavour you simpleton

@boeinga370

4 жыл бұрын

yankiv how are my making the country bad. Sorry for calling you a simpleton but I was just saying that it’s kinda obvious that it’s water that tastes like peppermint. Its obviously gonna taste like peppermint water if it is called peppermint water. And how do you know I’m Irish

@HALFpastTOAST

4 жыл бұрын

​@@yankiv2640 I have a small 15ml bottle of concentrated Peppermint Oil, simply add a drop to your water bottle and give it a shake.

The perfect way to cheer you up or brighten your day 😂 No matter how many times I watch him, it never gets old.

This guy is so hilarious he cracks me up I'm sitting in a park by myself just laughing my butt off. People are gonna think there's something wrong with me..lol

The best thing about Michael is depending upon the kind of day I had I can always find just the right video to watch that related to my awful day and end up laughing about it. Because he has had the same experience at least once before too! And he as usual turned it into a hysterical skit! Michael is just the very best!!

OMG!!! 😂😂😂😂 I laughed so hard, my side hurts!!! 😂😂😂😂😂 M M is the best!

Who can make tears spurt out of your eyes from laughter better than Michael? No one.

I can go for ages without more than a wee chuckle, but a few minutes of Michael, and I am choking with laughter, gasping for air.

I was having a bad day, but watching this made me lol

"How could you do me, with my GEOGRAPHY TEACHER FROM SCHOOL" I FREAKING DIED 😂

He’s a brilliant entertainer and comedian , so natural .. thank you Michael xxxxx

I can relate to the dreaming skit. My wife didn’t talk to me in the morning because she dreamt I was seduced by a woman. He is brilliant!

Michael McIntyre is the funniest man I have seen in a long time, I just love him.

Michael has so much jokes materials, theyre endless n effortlessly funny all the way

I thought I’d seen all of Michael’s videos but I don’t remember watching this one before. So funny and relatable. Another classic Michael McIntyre skit 😂😂

His callbacks are amazing

the most mundane things and i’m laughing and i had my inhaler on my hand .. i can’t breathe

I’ll admit I can relate to the dreams part lol.

Alternative title: Michael Macyntyre pulls it off again. The guy's a genius.

I watch my own marathons of all of Michael McIntyre video s and no matter how times I have already seen them, they never get old.

His delivery is impeccable. Its not just the language he uses, but his body language too. He is brilliant!

Morning breath!!! My fella always asked ‘have you been eating rat fricassee in the night?’ 😂😂😂😂😂

Did not see that last line coming, absolutely killed me.

I've fallen asleep on both arms as well, it's such a weird feeling.

OMG, this is his funniest bit ever! Love him!

Lol I made the mistake of brushing my teeth whilst watching 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🦆🦆🦆🦆

@dinosaur7115

3 жыл бұрын

Same I spat out my cereal and milk onto my piano by accident 😭 luckily I never choked 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😖😖

Dragon breath, that's what we call morning breath lol

@LynxSouth

4 жыл бұрын

So did I/we, but then I thought, that's not fair to dragons. What did they ever do to be insulted this way? It's Monster Breath.

@morganbean9825

4 жыл бұрын

we call it butt breath lol

@TheKerrylou

4 жыл бұрын

Morgan Bean what the freak 😂😂

Michael McIntyre, you are so witty, funny and have such a good humor and life experience, I can so much agree upon...

5:42, Dead arm...high pitched voice, while flapping arm...hellooo! LOL 🤣😂

This is probably like my 10th time watching. I’m still dying 😂 I’ve watched all his videos and rewatched all of them over and over again. I fucking love him sooooooookkk much.

The end absolutely killed me😂😂😂

One of the best ones!

He reminds me so much of my sisters husband , he can make a joke of the weirdest things! He’s hilarious and we love going to visit, my sister on the other hand is a professional eye roller, though laughs as much as we do and loves it, even if she pretends not to!! But genuinely, he is so funny, just hasn’t ever had the urge to go on stage! Such a pity as I’m sure he’d do so well!

@susanbloomfield6060

2 жыл бұрын

I'm lucky enough to have 2 son in laws. Who are both hilarious. And when they get together its brilliant. I love them both dearly. And I know they love me.

Never fails to make me laugh 😂

"USE THE BREATH"🤣

he is so funny. Love him!

Just hit 10K congrats!♡

He makes it look sooooooo easy.

This guy is the funniest 😂

"At any stage during the night do you recall eating shit" Lmfao I was waiting for him to say that

Your ball is hanging out a little bit.

@The_governor1964

4 жыл бұрын

?

@oliverwebster6546

4 жыл бұрын

Huh

@benlewis2710

4 жыл бұрын

We've all been there 😂

@gwenyverreking5565

3 жыл бұрын

Guys that’s the part when he was talking about his wife being too honest 😂

@luelladoughty4190

3 жыл бұрын

Why were you look g down there??

"Use the breath!" Lmbo!

Tooooo funny! Thanks bunches for sharing this with us!! ;)

Luv this guy!!!!

Oh so needed the laugh out loud - thank you🤣😂😁

It’s half one in the morning and I’m laughing my arse off. I’m going to wake everyone up.

I woke up after having a dream that my boyfriend cheated on me and I rolled over, very upset, to tell him what happened then to remember I’m single and lonely af 😂😅😶😭😬that didn’t make me feel much better. I proceeded to cry for another 20 minutes till me mum came in and asked what was wrong so I told her I hit my head 😂😬🙄😳

Am I the only one can who sleep comfortably on their arms and wake up to them fully functioning?

@shearsparkle

4 жыл бұрын

Libby Peery possibly

@lucifers.morningstar3805

4 жыл бұрын

Nope I'm the same way.

@geraldinegregory.1803

3 жыл бұрын

Yes.....

I once woke myself up from sobbing loudly.

I keep dreaming that I’m having a thing with Ed Sheeran 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

@hotbambi2010

4 жыл бұрын

Cute and Fluffy Pikachu I keep dream cheating on my husband with James Mcvoy lol oops

@carolynworthington8996

4 жыл бұрын

Cute and Fluffy Pikachu I “had” one once with Joan Baez. No, I’m not gay.

@geraldinegregory.1803

3 жыл бұрын

Ugh....

"S. L. U. T." 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

@marliesr.2842

4 жыл бұрын

Would you please explain this to me. I'm german - my english is enough to unterstand a lot but what does slut mean?

@daviesdavies538

4 жыл бұрын

@@marliesr.2842 it used to be a sexist word only used for women but these days it's used for males or females who sleep around and are immoral

@JHH99k

4 жыл бұрын

@marlies r. A person who sleeps with many people without moral.

@martinen.5025

3 жыл бұрын

We have SOO many words in English for the same, or similar thing...along with slut, try 'tart', 'loose woman', 'floosy', 'harlot'...my personal favourite...'strumpet' ! 😅🤣

@elizabethadams8990

3 жыл бұрын

@@martinen.5025 Yeah, Strumpet! Sounds very Shakespearen 😂

He makes me laugh so hard!😂😂🤣

SO Relatable! I love this! Hahaha laughed better than I slept! 😂🤣😂

Love Jesus with all your remembering and imagining. Seek God and his sweet amazing grace.

Spot on! I laughed so hard.

Whats even worse than two dead arms are two dead legs and having to go to the toilet and not being able to and i actually managed to although im still wondering how i caused two dead legs its actually pretty impressive

When he said to send one of the children it reminded me of a story my mum's always told me since i was little of when it was just her and her mum in the house and they heard a massive bang so they started walking down stairs and my mum said, 'what are we actually going to do if there's someone down there, I'm a child' and my gran just goes, 'you're right, *shoves my mum infront of her* they won't hurt a child'

You reassure us, thank you,

Michael McIntyre must've made it his personal pledge to burn all his daily exercise calories on stage!

The way he recounts his wife’s dream is so realistic

I had to pause the clip, I would have laughed myself to death otherwise

Just too funny!! 😂😂😂😂

"Use your breath" rofl that got me good!

I think I woke up the entire house with my laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣

The best!

Bloody hell you are funny. Wish I knew about you earlier - would have gone to your tour earlier this year when you came to Sydney. Can you come again soon?!?!

Michael! Come to the States! Please!

@MystiqueHorizon

5 жыл бұрын

Skip the states and come to BC Michael!! They'd LOVE you here!! 😁

@katerina.nesterova

4 жыл бұрын

Next year, February, New-York. Check his website 😃

Anyone else watching this and listening to those dreams thinking “damn that’s relatable”

I was watching and smiling until the dead arms part then I was laughing out loud

Oh dear Lord, Im laughing so hard Im crying😂😂😂😂

This is hilarious- we do this!

Brilliant!! 🤣🤣🤣

I LOVE THIS HAHAHAHAHA! SO FUNNY! 😂💓😂💓

He is just funny 😂😂😂😂

This guys hilarious

Use the breath!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Banger

How could you do this, what about the kids :good idea let’s send one of them 😂 Lmfao

Michael you are FANDABBY DOSEY YAAAAAAAY 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎

I wonder if he wears a pedometer, I reckon he reaches 10,000 steps in every show lol 😂 I love his work , he’s hilarious ❤