Of course Jimmy cries after sex, pepper spray really stings.

@fredsmith-kingofthelunatic7810

2 жыл бұрын

🤣 gold.

@nikita5917

2 жыл бұрын

💀

@Boris82

2 жыл бұрын

Dude that was a great joke 😄 Typical Carr joke as well haha A little rapy

Jimmy you are an incredibly clever man, the jokes and come backs at the audiences just roll off your tongue like velvet. Jimmy carr I bloody love you.

@mrsleep0000

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, he was especially clever when he was punching down on the unvaxxed, such a great guy!

@Maximilian260592

2 жыл бұрын

@@mrsleep0000 you can never punsh down to much on a antivaxx idiot

@rob-890

2 жыл бұрын

@@Maximilian260592 it's too not to

@lachiesmart8710

Жыл бұрын

@@mrsleep0000 punches down in everyone dunno what you need to be so entitled to that

@musicloverme3993

8 ай бұрын

@@rob-890 It's, "to be or not to be."

Love ya Jimmy. The whole world needs more laughter in these times. Thanks for the 🤣 🤣.

Oi oi. Jimmy, you've made me laugh again. Keep up the amazing work you do

My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair Guess who came crawling back

Jimmy., your jokes can melt the cares of winter away. You are a master of humor. Like all masters now and before . What you provide is far better than anything given above, over, or beneath the Rx counter. Forget the dealers and the "$l@gs". Laugher is the best medicine. Thank you Jimmy.

I don't think I've seen the first clip before and I thought I'd seen everything he's done at least once 🤔

@bukx21

2 жыл бұрын

From the background, probably from 2011 show, Being Funny.

@boomknuffelaar

2 жыл бұрын

Well surely you've seen your mom before, but you can't expect to have seen everything he's done 😮

@callumjathomas3329

2 жыл бұрын

@@boomknuffelaar she’s *

@D50Music

2 жыл бұрын

He does a lot, a very fruitful career

@komiismywaifu7616

Жыл бұрын

@@D50Music he does do a lot, mainly guys, very fruity indeed.

These never get old

Jimmy and Ricky with their girlfriend jokes! 🤣🤣

I don’t care what they say, I love Jimmy. 😂

I love Jimmy's Asperger's delivery

Awesome as always!

Jimmy has the best jokes

Have I thought about what, putting a third finger in?🤣🤣🤣 we could give it a go but I don't think that's what the relationship is missing. This guy is hilarious!!😄😄

@tesfuweldemikael2902

Жыл бұрын

LUBRICANT!

I dont watch german television, for 10 years now. But I watch so much british shows produced for it on youtube. its kind of a release to see public discourse isnt dead there.

Jimmy, you are absolutely hilarious. I never laughed so hard in my life

Love your comedy!

This is Jimmy at his best!

Jimmy u deserve millions of subscribers❤️from🇩🇿

@brettm3472

2 жыл бұрын

Jimmy should come tour in Oz

@marcjames3487

2 жыл бұрын

@@brettm3472 bloody right mate in Victoria we need some laughs !

You should have bought the “lucky heather” 😂

Hilarious.. saw him live in Bangkok. Laughed my ass off

Love you Jimmy ,from California

YOU are a BAD BAD man, Love it, NEVER CHANGE, we downunder love you, even when you pick on us !!!

What a creative comedian

Absolute legend your hilarious

"Suddenly f***ing Chewbacca's in the car."

Fuckin' amazing!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Gold

Please come do a show in Johannesburg 🙏 We miss you !

@slartybartfast1

2 жыл бұрын

Thought south Africans would have had enough of fascists 😂

Thank u jimbo

Jimmy is hilarious

The couple married 43 years ? Hilarious. Bet they had a great night after !

Great

she's a lucky lady! :)

After watching his videos, my brain start to crying for help.

Yeah you read the title correctly, he has a girlfriend

@bouis

2 жыл бұрын

@domovoi butler maybe not after this

@fredsmith-kingofthelunatic7810

2 жыл бұрын

You know they've had a kid a while back.

@bouis

2 жыл бұрын

@@fredsmith-kingofthelunatic7810 aww, the poor child

@georgiacaine5744

2 жыл бұрын

They have been together for over 20 years.

Don’t forget about the taxes! Much love from Texas!

@henrikhyrup3995

2 жыл бұрын

If you switch the vowels in Texas.... ;-)

@slartybartfast1

2 жыл бұрын

HMRC taxes

@markymark5090

2 жыл бұрын

@@henrikhyrup3995 Lmao. Also if I remember it right, Texas has no income tax

@Tonyhouse1168

Жыл бұрын

\m/

Never, Jimmy? * sidelong glance *

Please come to Australia 🇦🇺 Jimmy! Just don’t bugger up your Visa application! ;-)

@brettm3472

Жыл бұрын

Apparently he is next year, 2023

@daviddoyle982

Жыл бұрын

@@brettm3472 Thanks 🙏 for the heads up!

Favorite comedian right here

Very tame for jimmy

I gave my gf an organism once and she spat it back in my face, i was drinking water too 😂

i just love that the voice comes from the diaphram... yeah it maybe always does that but some arent as heartless as Jimmy so it can come out louder KEKW

Jimmy as great as you are. by now I know all your Jokes, because I have seen all your Videos. would be nice to get some new Material soon......

Mate, are ya any good? When ya coming to Brisneyland?

02:05 this clip is so old, it's from back when women had pubic hair

We are just amazed you have a girlfriend. I am still not sure if she is deflatable though.

Close ur eyes and listen... it sadiq khan talking london mayoral policy lol.

Long term✨🎉✨

😂😂😂😂❤️❤️

Come to Australia jimmy

💖💓💕💓💕💓💕💖

I was thinking about that crying after sex bit just after I woke this morning. I also recounted other mentions of crying after sex I'd heard of. The thing is, I've never understood or remotely felt, remorse from fornication. I made a mental note to look it up. I also wanted to find this clip of Jimmy's. I was just amazed to find it in my recommended list. Is YT/Google achieving ESP powers now?

@fredsmith-kingofthelunatic7810

2 жыл бұрын

Oh you're only just realising Google listen through your microphone?

@skepticusmaximus184

2 жыл бұрын

@@fredsmith-kingofthelunatic7810 But I never said anything about crying after sex out loud. That's why I suggested ESP.

@Boris82

2 жыл бұрын

Something happened in your surroundings before, that made you think about it. You don't realize it because you didn't experience this happening to you consciously. It works like unconscious advertising.

@skepticusmaximus184

2 жыл бұрын

@@Boris82 I'm not worried about what caused me to think about it. The point is how coincidental it was for YT to recommend something I thought about.

@Boris82

2 жыл бұрын

@@skepticusmaximus184 In this case it probably really was just coincidence. But this type of influential advertising (or whatever it's really called) isn't new.

My guy dank

@mrfocigaz4942

2 жыл бұрын

My guy dank

That bloke at the end is not him, tis an impostor

Girlfriend: What if someone comes? Chalk it up to inexperience, maybe I've got this wrong... but isn't that the whole idea?

@Gary-n

2 жыл бұрын

Yep, you're inexperienced.

@reubenmanzo2054

2 жыл бұрын

@@Gary-n Sad but true.

Sweet Caroline...

You talking about your mum in public,Jimmy? Jolly brave …😀

@Boris82

2 жыл бұрын

Not just his mom, your mom as well. A lot about yours to be honest.

Surely that's not Jimmy Carr right at the end!

It's intriguing - PAYED By KZread... That "Thing" I keep hearing about! 😄 😁 😂

Jordan Peterson sent me here.

@AleksandarIvanov69

2 жыл бұрын

Tf ? 😂 How ?

@justindavid9979

2 жыл бұрын

Right?

@justindavid9979

2 жыл бұрын

@@AleksandarIvanov69 , Peterson did a podcast with Carr. I think it was in November.

@fredsmith-kingofthelunatic7810

2 жыл бұрын

@@AleksandarIvanov69 Peterson posted his podcast episode with Jimmy 20hrs ago.

Jimmy Carr: you should be UK prime minister!

He chose that thumbnail.

I thought this was Jimmy krsnkies clip how I end up here

I didn't know they did liposuction exclusively on the face

Best jokes about your girlfriend? Better start with the easy ones... Which funnily enough.......

The sea gull has a gf?

Genuinely thought he was a homosexual man

Mate what is that thumbnail

I don’t have any jokes about my girlfriend. I don’t have a girlfriend, but my name and profile said that already. I don’t care what you think I’m keeping it.

JImmy Carr looks a lot different than he did just a few years ago. Is it the haircut or maybe his girlfriend castrated him because of his jokes about her?

Jimmy Carr tells jokes, I didn't know that.

Have some advertising revenue filter money, Jimmy Carr.

Vile man

I hope you use the money from KZread to pay your taxes lol

Jimmy found out his girlfriend was half romany and had to back pay our taxes

I thought he was gay

He doesn't have a girlfriend.

he has a gf... I thought he was gay.

No wonder you had tax problems, if you don't know how you get money from this platform...

Fascists are quite funny 🤣

He ripped into the un vaxxed on netflix and for this I hope instant pharma takes care of him...

🤮

Have you not gone to the "Berhard Manning retirement home for comedians that are well past their sell by date" yet?

The laugh track sucks

More lame attempts at stand up.

I thought you were cancelled?

This is not comedy I don't know what it is it's not funny

@marconigreenwood

2 жыл бұрын

You should stick to mrs brown - more your style maybe

@Pwills

2 жыл бұрын

He’s definitely not a comedian for snowflakes that’s for sure, personally I think he is brilliant

@ThatChrissyGirl

2 жыл бұрын

Just because it isn't comedy to you, doesn't mean it isn't comedy. Personally think it's hilarious.

@fredsmith-kingofthelunatic7810

2 жыл бұрын

S U B J E C T I V E.

@Slash1066

2 жыл бұрын

He's absolutely hilarious

I don't see the appeal of this guy. He's painfully unfunny

@nicpilditch8961

2 жыл бұрын

Why do you watch them then. If you don't enjoy them dont watch them easy as that, there's no need to go on every video and make a negative comment.

@sirrathersplendid4825

2 жыл бұрын

@@nicpilditch8961 Jimmy Carr must have bullied him at school or something...

@nicpilditch8961

2 жыл бұрын

@@sirrathersplendid4825 Yeah haha, either that or he got destroyed when he heckled at a show.

@roystonrubble7103

2 жыл бұрын

Hes definitely funny although his double standards about BLM being off limits for comedy annoy the sh1t outta me

@fredsmith-kingofthelunatic7810

2 жыл бұрын

@@nicpilditch8961 alternative theory, it's Jimmy's missus with a fake profile.

Gold