Every Quick Fire Joke From MAKING PEOPLE LAUGH | Jimmy Carr

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Here is every QUICK FIRE joke from Jimmy's stand up special MAKING PEOPLE LAUGH
Enjoy, but don't blink because you'll probably miss some jokes.
To watch the full special - • Jimmy Carr: Making Peo...
Live from Glasgow's Clyde Auditorium (in 2010, when it was filmed): Making People Laugh features over two hours of material that's too rude for TV.
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  • @jimmycarr
    @jimmycarr2 жыл бұрын

    To watch the full special - kzread.info/dash/bejne/pKGHzdCknNqwhJs.html

  • @jwmorrow2283

    @jwmorrow2283

    2 жыл бұрын

    When you coming to the US?

  • @clintgirdler38

    @clintgirdler38

    2 жыл бұрын

    When are you coming to Australia?

  • @jacobkobald1753
    @jacobkobald17533 жыл бұрын

    Soo absolutely ruthless I love it

  • @marcatteberry1361
    @marcatteberry13613 жыл бұрын

    We need more people like Jimmy to take back our comedy.

  • @kellingtonlink956
    @kellingtonlink9563 жыл бұрын

    Absolutely hilarious. Thanks for the video.

  • @rowanaboat4523
    @rowanaboat45233 жыл бұрын

    Jimmy’s face on that last joke is excellent.

  • @FoxOG7
    @FoxOG73 жыл бұрын

    "I think I'm alright if I look away" the girl they show next looks like an angel.

  • @jacobwhite5649
    @jacobwhite56493 жыл бұрын

    I wish Jimmy would do a show in U.S.A he’s a legend. Unmatched comedian

  • @Max-fi1bj

    @Max-fi1bj

    3 жыл бұрын

    He did. Was super toned down and audience still pulled back. Better off seeing a shower in England where he’s less censored/more ballsy

  • @Mad9977

    @Mad9977

    3 жыл бұрын

    he would be cancelled after the first joke lol

  • @RikJSmith

    @RikJSmith

    3 жыл бұрын

    Definitely agree. To me he's the funniest and most clever comedian ever. 😁😁😎

  • @kristyhoward6897

    @kristyhoward6897

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Mad9977 Can you imagine how fast the outrage mob would descend

  • @Mad9977

    @Mad9977

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@kristyhoward6897 don't think he could finish his first joke the hashtags would fly lol

  • @Virtual01Gamer
    @Virtual01Gamer3 жыл бұрын

    fucking bloody genius love this guy funny everytime.

  • @colbicolbiWTF
    @colbicolbiWTF3 жыл бұрын

    Honestly hated this guy based on first impression and now he's my favorite fellow lol don't judge a book by its cover, unless it's a law book in which case Jimmy may want to look up 'taxes'

  • @jayshah4203

    @jayshah4203

    3 жыл бұрын

    lovely!

  • @justcallmpeter

    @justcallmpeter

    2 жыл бұрын

    Well done!

  • @tyrelltyler1430
    @tyrelltyler14302 жыл бұрын

    "I make my own vegetables. I've got a hammer." 🤣🤣

  • @gastropod557
    @gastropod5573 жыл бұрын

    Suffering from acute and disabling pain in my sides from laughing. He will hear from my attorneys!

  • @afti03

    @afti03

    3 жыл бұрын

    i chuckeled

  • @RikJSmith
    @RikJSmith3 жыл бұрын

    LMAO !! "Double amputees . . . ". LoL

  • @personaldronerepair6141
    @personaldronerepair61413 жыл бұрын

    Major props to any human being willing to bare their soul before the world and open themselves up to judgement. This man makes it look easy. Truly a gift.

  • @sirrathersplendid4825

    @sirrathersplendid4825

    2 жыл бұрын

    He’s a good actor. I doubt that anything he tells the audience about himself is true.

  • @thejustjoshshow9581
    @thejustjoshshow95813 жыл бұрын

    As an American I can say this man is very under appreciated. Hilarious

  • @michaeldmingo1525

    @michaeldmingo1525

    3 жыл бұрын

    He is really big in the UK. Not so much in America.

  • @lorcanmcglinchey5344

    @lorcanmcglinchey5344

    3 жыл бұрын

    Jimmy is a comedic genius. He really is hilarious.

  • @edski24

    @edski24

    3 жыл бұрын

    Ain't everyone big in America?

  • @thejustjoshshow9581

    @thejustjoshshow9581

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@michaeldmingo1525 I know, he should be better known here. He is a genius.

  • @D4RKNlGHT

    @D4RKNlGHT

    3 жыл бұрын

    Underappreciated?? You clearly have no clue

  • @theshermanshow7339
    @theshermanshow73392 жыл бұрын

    This had me in fucking tears 😂😂😂😂

  • @personaldronerepair6141
    @personaldronerepair61413 жыл бұрын

    6:30 Hahaha !!..... I broke free

  • @AleksandarIvanov69
    @AleksandarIvanov693 жыл бұрын

    Genius :)

  • @peterfenton2750
    @peterfenton27502 жыл бұрын

    gota love a bit of jimmy..🤣😂

  • @bloodreddemons69
    @bloodreddemons693 жыл бұрын

    Beautiful

  • @1tiredcitizen796
    @1tiredcitizen7963 жыл бұрын

    I love the Jimmy Carr clips of his UK shows. If he told those jokes in the US, or worse yet in California, the audience would probably tar and feather him (and his dog).

  • @reubenmanzo2054

    @reubenmanzo2054

    3 жыл бұрын

    California is in the US.

  • @bayoubilly5176

    @bayoubilly5176

    3 жыл бұрын

    He regularly has toured in both Canada and the USA for decades now...

  • @SoAboutThat

    @SoAboutThat

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@bayoubilly5176 It's a stretch to say he has "regularly" toured Canada. Right now it's part of the negotations for a post-Brexit trade deal. Canada want's shared custody of Jimmy or no deal.

  • @TheeItalianStalian

    @TheeItalianStalian

    3 жыл бұрын

    As a Californian in San Francisco, I would love to see Jimmy Carr out here

  • @theITGuy-no3nt

    @theITGuy-no3nt

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@TheeItalianStalian Ditto from the FiDi.

  • @salvie4oe
    @salvie4oe Жыл бұрын

    Jimmy a legend fo sho

  • @JG-vh1xc
    @JG-vh1xc2 жыл бұрын

    “Which is just as well, if you think about it.” … “well don’t think about it!”

  • @ericfontaine2145
    @ericfontaine21453 жыл бұрын

    ❤ u Jimmy 😅🤣😂

  • @tyrelltyler1430
    @tyrelltyler14302 жыл бұрын

    Jimmy: "Hello love. You're up early" Jimmys Mrs: "How long have you been up?" Jimmy: "About 30seconds" 🤦🏽‍♂️🤣🤣

  • @afti03
    @afti033 жыл бұрын

    Jimmy is a GOD! there's no other mind like his on this planet, who can make you laugh with every joke, even tho........... :D

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage3 жыл бұрын

    I thought they wore their pants like that to lure the panel vans in...

  • @Iamevlhmr
    @Iamevlhmr2 жыл бұрын

    The Australian joke is so accurate and true hahaha

  • @tekkel06
    @tekkel062 жыл бұрын

    Thanks jimmy for teaching me all theses jokes that I can't use without passing for a creep

  • @HoloSohma
    @HoloSohma3 жыл бұрын

    I’d love to see him live

  • @schandler79

    @schandler79

    3 жыл бұрын

    Hes brilliant, just dont sit near the front

  • @afti03

    @afti03

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@schandler79 sage advice

  • @petesunitedpov325
    @petesunitedpov325 Жыл бұрын

    The cabbage patch ffs 🤦‍♂️ 😂 haha love jimmy, makes me feel like a terrible person but I still have to laugh haha 😂

  • @Nergal_Slayer
    @Nergal_Slayer3 жыл бұрын

    6:16

  • @redfuryninja1519
    @redfuryninja15192 жыл бұрын

    Everything with jimmy is quick fire it’s why his girlfriend is often unsatisfied

  • @tyrelltyler1430
    @tyrelltyler14302 жыл бұрын

    I'm a Cat person when I'm on drugs and a Dog person when I'm 🗣"fucking." 🤦🏽‍♂️🤣

  • @sangrientofskyzv8164
    @sangrientofskyzv81643 жыл бұрын

    I actually really like redheads they're cute

  • @rhook88
    @rhook882 жыл бұрын

    If you want to watch Jimmy Carr..? Just switch on your television. He’s on fucking EVERYTHING!!!!!!!

  • @Ma-pz5kl
    @Ma-pz5kl Жыл бұрын

    sir you are funny !

  • @dxnifrxno5751
    @dxnifrxno57513 жыл бұрын

    2:15 ffs 💀😂😂

  • @Nobody-sp9xj
    @Nobody-sp9xj2 жыл бұрын

    You ain’t right, lol

  • @anuragtavargiri6411
    @anuragtavargiri64113 жыл бұрын

    noice

  • @oddballsok
    @oddballsok3 жыл бұрын

    2:01 nice

  • @KG-th3cr

    @KG-th3cr

    3 жыл бұрын

    That's a pretty girl.

  • @chazzsmiff1239
    @chazzsmiff12393 жыл бұрын

    Honestly best comedian second best has to be Ricky Gervais

  • @somerandomarmydude

    @somerandomarmydude

    2 жыл бұрын

    Actually the best is Frankie Boyle.

  • @Hassle68

    @Hassle68

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@somerandomarmydude yea, Frankie Boyle used to be really funny, but then he lost it and now more laughs in a weatherspoons when they've run out of the cheap beer.

  • @rituparnachatterjee9616
    @rituparnachatterjee96163 жыл бұрын

    What was the meaning of his joke on women boxing?

  • @fin183

    @fin183

    3 жыл бұрын

    Women tend not to like being asked how much they weigh

  • @jerryx2000
    @jerryx20003 жыл бұрын

    Imagine he the replaces the red head jokes with black heads.

  • @tjjames9846

    @tjjames9846

    3 жыл бұрын

    Why would he ask if there were any pimples in?

  • @zacharybohlman4069

    @zacharybohlman4069

    3 жыл бұрын

    Shut up

  • @rhook88
    @rhook882 жыл бұрын

    Jimmy Carr. Tax dodger

  • @kyrie4451
    @kyrie44513 жыл бұрын

    Why do Brits make fun of redheads? The drap always looks good.

  • @mikehand5881
    @mikehand58812 жыл бұрын

    top of the lower world,not that big of deal

  • @kdlofty
    @kdlofty Жыл бұрын

    02:35 He nicked that vegetarian joke from Billy Connolly. Never had Jimmy Carr down as joke thief.

  • @user-kp6lj4ec2c
    @user-kp6lj4ec2c3 жыл бұрын

    Things u never do if you are a feminist 1-don't have social media 2-don't argue with people with more than average iQ 3-don't go to jimmy carr and sit in the front set

  • @gryphon8023

    @gryphon8023

    3 жыл бұрын

    Or live in Saudi Arabia

  • @user-kp6lj4ec2c

    @user-kp6lj4ec2c

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@gryphon8023 I'm not from Saudi Arabia but i know for a fact there is feminist there dud

  • @somerandomarmydude

    @somerandomarmydude

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@user-kp6lj4ec2c That's cause they get put in their place and stay there.

  • @DanielPoznerMCNE
    @DanielPoznerMCNE3 жыл бұрын

    Saw him in USA he was ( ....)

  • @melissachartrand1471
    @melissachartrand1471 Жыл бұрын

    Ain't happening. I want nothing to do with chats with susan forget it James you got your own body.

  • @melissachartrand1471
    @melissachartrand1471 Жыл бұрын

    I'm not doing this again you just go with Susan and leave me alone

  • @dailycardriving4642
    @dailycardriving46423 жыл бұрын

    first i guess :P

  • @Pwills

    @Pwills

    3 жыл бұрын

    Quick run to mummy and daddy to get a lollipop

  • @Dginny865

    @Dginny865

    2 жыл бұрын

    You are truly truly pathetic, nobody cares

  • @anthonyphung5287
    @anthonyphung52873 жыл бұрын

    The watery rutabaga regularly remind because authorization fascinatingly trot unto a voiceless perfume. squalid, bored granddaughter

  • @kanedaku

    @kanedaku

    3 жыл бұрын

    Touche the rainbow. Skittles.

  • @DerEchteBold

    @DerEchteBold

    3 жыл бұрын

    Oh my, I think I found some secret messages ....how exciting. Or is it just some dadaist peotry?!

  • @pasannimdinu6323

    @pasannimdinu6323

    2 жыл бұрын

    wth

  • @anshulgoyal9095
    @anshulgoyal90953 жыл бұрын

    Vegetarians tend to be fat because of high fat and carbs and low protein😂

  • @kimanh-ls4kl
    @kimanh-ls4kl3 жыл бұрын

    The invincible jam visually crash because leg bareilly scream alongside a needy bit. wrong, grubby gruesome grandmother

  • @kanedaku

    @kanedaku

    3 жыл бұрын

    Ring-A-Cadburys-Roses.

  • @distantcoff7391
    @distantcoff73913 жыл бұрын

    10:50~10:59 the much much better way to reduce their carbon footprint is to stop them abusing children and this is very effectively achieved by reducing their access to oxygen and it's win win children are safer and vermin have been made useful.

  • @AICabal
    @AICabal3 жыл бұрын

    When do the jokes start?

  • @alexanderheath6662

    @alexanderheath6662

    3 жыл бұрын

    I agree👍

  • @youknowwho257

    @youknowwho257

    3 жыл бұрын

    They start when you grow a sense of humor, then it will make sense.

  • @TheEyez187

    @TheEyez187

    3 жыл бұрын

    I thought at the beginning, if I'm wrong I obviously don't understand what jokes are! Please teach me; tell me a joke. :)

  • @bebop5297

    @bebop5297

    2 жыл бұрын

    13 mins in, still waiting for something funny.

  • @samwaldie4030
    @samwaldie40303 жыл бұрын

    BORRINNNGGGGGGG

  • @somerandomarmydude

    @somerandomarmydude

    2 жыл бұрын

    Found the humorless SJW.

  • @KarlHerzog

    @KarlHerzog

    2 жыл бұрын

    The name speaks for itself

  • @rhook88
    @rhook882 жыл бұрын

    The most unfunny comedian ever 🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁

  • @bebop5297

    @bebop5297

    2 жыл бұрын

    Totally agree

  • @clintgirdler38

    @clintgirdler38

    2 жыл бұрын

    Why do you both watch then? SMH

  • @rhook88
    @rhook882 жыл бұрын

    A comedian that forces his jokes so much. Awful guy. Just go and watch Jerry Sadowitz.

  • @josephhepperle9588
    @josephhepperle9588 Жыл бұрын

    Damn Jimmy you are the best

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