The more you resist, the more he destroys you.

@Pikachu-qe7sn

4 жыл бұрын

*Well that sounds interesting* (Jk)

@that1childs933

3 жыл бұрын

Haha tru

@j8rh3ad43

3 жыл бұрын

That what she said

@Scratchingforcash

3 жыл бұрын

Weird but I kind of understand that......

@alexkapinga2024

3 жыл бұрын

@@Scratchingforcash Bruh... How you holdin' up?

His show might be the only comedy show where the back seats gets sold before the the front seats.

@BibTheBoulderTheOriginalOne

4 жыл бұрын

lol

@johnmullens2857

4 жыл бұрын

not the only show.. frankie boyle's shows get that aswell me thinks lol

@axypher

4 жыл бұрын

You need to check out Andrew Schulz

@Donadzea

4 жыл бұрын

@@axypher Ye, Andrew turns god mode versus front raw :)))))))))))))))

@bananapeaches6370

4 жыл бұрын

There’s a few Aussie ones one wants to avoid too... Rodney Rude being one ... he got my brother a beauty twenty years ago - he had a long pony tail ☝️ no no no 😂

When the last lady went "Move along." Jimmy: I'm about to destroy this girl.

@danghj864

4 жыл бұрын

Jaakko T he defo was not meant to be with the guy

@jeremiahrandell8015

4 жыл бұрын

I feel like they are cheating with each other.

@DlcEnergy

4 жыл бұрын

Jimmy: "I'm about to end this girls whole carreer" Friend: "What career??"

@hanschenklein8124

4 жыл бұрын

And she continues to dig her grave ever deeper

@guywithknife

3 жыл бұрын

DLC ENERGY porn can be a career, i guess

Back seats will be a premium, front row will come with a discount and warning.

@ZarkowsWorld

4 жыл бұрын

It's like a modern-day Gallagher show

@sbIvanov

4 жыл бұрын

I'd take the front row and just sit back, relax and not look suspicious

@thefurrybastard1964

4 жыл бұрын

@@sbIvanov I'd take a front row seat and wear a Peter Kay T Shirt.

@johnathonnoakes4664

3 жыл бұрын

as i found out at a roy chubby brown show a few years back lol

@awzthemusicalreviews

2 жыл бұрын

@@thefurrybastard1964 unfortunately, I'm not Peter Kay....

I continue to be surprised at the number of people who bring their parents to Jimmy's shows!

@GrahamCStrouse

4 жыл бұрын

Lycoris Sound Or their kids... :-)

@beccacritchley8561

4 жыл бұрын

Im going with my parents in september 😂 i'll be 17 then

@BarrySlisk

4 жыл бұрын

@@beccacritchley8561 Do you have sexual relations with your parents? If not, then don't go. It'll be weird.

@therealKrak

4 жыл бұрын

Why? It doesn't matter cause their parents will watch it anyway on DVD... get it? xDDDD

@jimi159

4 жыл бұрын

I went with my parents and it was hilarious, sat fairly near the front but luckily didn’t get picked out

when i think about people getting offended by ricky gervais on that golden globe thing all i can think is … oh please let jimmy do that one just once please their heads will explode :P

@sugarnads

4 жыл бұрын

RaiStorM RS was thinking the exact same thing. Gods let jimmy carr loose on them

@Jayfive276

4 жыл бұрын

No one offended by Ricky gervais. Everyone is well aware of his schtick by now. There’s just people like you who think there were people who were offended and obsess over whether people were offended.

@kitxilla5390

4 жыл бұрын

Jayfive276 See your “insult” would be a lot more compelling if you deleted the Minecraft content of your channel.

@_KyleRC_

4 жыл бұрын

Wait until they find out about frankie boyle

@tricky2055

4 жыл бұрын

That would be fantastic!

She made the biggest mistake of her life by asking him to move along...even the poor guy got dragged into it...

@rebeccaconlon9743

4 жыл бұрын

Barbara Streisand effect there

@andrewdavidson6495

4 жыл бұрын

yep can't believe she would say something like that when at a show by Jimmy Carr.

@rohit65132

4 жыл бұрын

Oh the horror that she faced after 😂 Jimmy rules !!

@Pringy

4 жыл бұрын

I wonder if they ever got together and if not, whether her current fella/husband is a Jimmy Carr fan and seen this 😂

@daviesdavies538

3 жыл бұрын

@@saintmatthew9100 agreed. Something more to that relationship than just fk buddies, cos single people wouldn't be ashamed of that. And the dude looked like he wanted to run outta there

Watched him live last year. Didn't realise he was more ruthless off camera. Absolute class

"Move along" was the most self destructive thing to say 🤣🤣

*Audience member heckles Jimmy Carr* Jimmy Carr: "So you have chosen death?"

@ytisfulloffreaks4189

Жыл бұрын

Weirdo

He's just incredible... the poshest looking man with the filthiest mind, the sharpest wit and absolutely lethal put downs. Amazing, Jimmy, many thanks and best wishes! X

If he came to an american auditorium, everyone in there would need rehab and a pocket bible.

@jay2k536

3 жыл бұрын

I've seen his US routine and it was soooo tame. Probably why he never made it there

@awzthemusicalreviews

2 жыл бұрын

I want him to come to Florida so badly, but I'd worry about his well being. People here take jokes WAY too fucking seriously

@guitarmatricide4834

2 жыл бұрын

To be fair, this is compiled from shows that are 10+ years old. People are getting thinner-skinned by the minute and it’s becoming more and more rampant in The U.S., The U.K. and Australia, especially... England is starting to flip out over comments made by John Cleese, instead of making his twilight years lovely which he deserves for being an inimitable legend.

@Supreme_321

2 жыл бұрын

@@guitarmatricide4834 It's a good job they haven't heard Bernard Manning or Roy 'Chubby' Brown then... 🤣

@mopnem

2 жыл бұрын

Anyone that says others are thin skinned are almost always thin skinned grown children themselves

"I thought you might have whispered it and it picked up an echo" LMFAO thank's Jimmy.

@MuayThaiSabaiSabai

3 жыл бұрын

I don't get it. Is he saying that she was very strikingly stating it out?

@jackmaehoph4822

3 жыл бұрын

@@MuayThaiSabaiSabai Dude! Google, echo!

@MuayThaiSabaiSabai

3 жыл бұрын

Jack Maehoph I know what an echo is. But I still don‘t get it. English isn‘t my first language.

@MusicMasterTasmania

3 жыл бұрын

@@MuayThaiSabaiSabai Jimmy is implying the woman has slept with so many men and stretched out her- you know what, you figure it out from there xD

@joonasarmpalu7805

3 жыл бұрын

@@MuayThaiSabaiSabai The woman shouted "NO!" really loud when Jimmy asked if (penis') size matters. Jimmy suggested that maybe the woman just whispered, but the whisper picked up an echo, which implies that the woman's vagina is very large/stretched out (and that's the reason why size matters for her).

Never watched Jimmy till they tried to cancel him for telling a joke, turns out he's bloody funny. Bravo Jimmy, keep on rocking.

@AleksandarIvanov69

2 жыл бұрын

You are in for treat mate ☺️

@SeanClaudeVanQuam

Жыл бұрын

Oh, here we go. Another "meh meh meh cancel cancel meh meh meh" person. It's called consequences... ...and the reason Jimmy didn't suffer consequences is because the TARGET of his jokes aren't the SUBJECT of his jokes, unlike Chapelle and Gervais.

@troywright359

Жыл бұрын

​@@SeanClaudeVanQuam Chappelle did nothing wrong

@minecraftnerd2175

Ай бұрын

Ik I'm literally the most progressive person, woke you may say, but Jimmy carr is my fav comedian, because it's just jokes, and hilarious ones at that

I find it great that Jimmy has elderly people as fans also. 👍👍

I love comedians that interact with the audience, this was hilarious and no one is immune LOL, and that last lady probably to this day regrets saying "Move Along"

The second-hand embarassment for these people is painful.

@badbadfull

4 жыл бұрын

How? They're praised for being mentioned.

@harrywatson-sims4200

4 жыл бұрын

This is exactly what makes British humour funny 😂

"That isn't your mum there, is it?" (nods) At that moment, Jimmy realizes his joke backfired.

@insomniacbritgaming1632

4 жыл бұрын

But like the epic comedian he is.... carried on haha

@SDCLFC1

3 жыл бұрын

Pretty obvious he would have spotted them earlier and was trying to get someone who was with their mother.

@HunGredy

3 жыл бұрын

That was definitely how he wanted this to go down. He was probably already honing on them before the joke.

@Brayn126

3 жыл бұрын

He didn't realize his joke backfired, because it didn't.

@idou

3 жыл бұрын

«it was at this moment he knew, he’d fucked up»

British people have the best sense of humor. Dark humor, light humor, all type of humors. Here in the United State people are so sensitive 😒

@Sixpack104

3 жыл бұрын

I couldn't agree more, Texas here and I positively love British humor 😝

@twice_9463

3 жыл бұрын

Hillary Marie i feel bad for all the sensitive nittys in america 😂

@The_edible_flower

3 жыл бұрын

True. We know how to have a laugh!

@enagrubesic843

3 жыл бұрын

And their humour in films is consistent

@chenjiahui6799

3 жыл бұрын

on the dot!

Jimmy checking the audience. A girl: "Move along" Jimmy: "Ah, free real estate"

He loves that "what do you do? Depends on the guy probably" gag.

"Two days!" [punch] _"Don't draw attention to us for God's *sake*."_

@MrTolvan

4 жыл бұрын

who is the bride fliping the bird in th end ???

@babuguwda5504

4 жыл бұрын

Bulu

@babuguwda5504

4 жыл бұрын

@@MrTolvan financial services

I really hope Jimmy stays the same unlike most comedians who go all limp... So refreshing in this day and age.

@psychominded3243

4 жыл бұрын

@john bloggs it certainly is. It should be as simple as, if you don't like it, don't watch it!

@craigdawson1749

4 жыл бұрын

Nightmare better hope he stops the Botox addiction then coz every time I see him he's changed.

@psychominded3243

4 жыл бұрын

@@craigdawson1749 you know he uses botox? You know these are clips from different times? You know he has been losing weight?

@craigdawson1749

4 жыл бұрын

Nightmare his face has had more jabs than a secondhand dartboard from down the pub.

@NearlyH3adlessNick

4 жыл бұрын

That's ok, jimmy has a lot of practise thumbing it in. If he has....problems....as he grows up, I'm sure he'll figure it out.

You missed my favourite, the one where the parents bring their kids and being asked on moral dilemma!

@Heyda_Marvin

4 жыл бұрын

that one deserves a seperate episode

@DuckMastah07

4 жыл бұрын

That and the joke with Henry VIII, mindreading, australian accent and THAT GUY'S MUM

@CraterM

4 жыл бұрын

That on youtube? Video title?

@juliaconnell

4 жыл бұрын

well it is Vol. 1 - so maybe in volume 2 - or later...

@Malpheron

4 жыл бұрын

@@DuckMastah07 I think that one is already up. "I know you love, I can read your fucken mind."

Finally Jimmy Carr discovered the Internet in 2020! and put all his shows from past decades on it.

@DerEchteBold

4 жыл бұрын

His channel exists since 2013 ...but it seems he only had one video on it for 5 years or so, then seriously started uploading.

"You still having that problem with Sauroman and his Orc Army?" I fuckin' Lost it.

Jimmy carr is so clever and slick it’s actually unreal how he can be so offensive without actually coming off as offensive.

I like the intense focus in his eyes when he’s scanning the room for targets 😂

Damn that cut at 8:50 just makes the next shot of Jimmy look like the Terminator

8:18 He left that kid WIDE open to respond with "Yeah you're probably not used to seeing them from the front". DAMNIT I'm so mad at that kid. That would been perfectttttt

@raymondbai2097

4 жыл бұрын

EyeInTheSky well done, good Sir.

@ipaf3363

4 жыл бұрын

Brilliant !

@huzzzer6083

4 жыл бұрын

The guy was quite shy

@wrenclark4907

3 жыл бұрын

Huzzzer true

@omokok1877

2 жыл бұрын

oh my gawd

The last lady should have just let him do his thing, it got worse the more she fought

@lizzymarlow5208

4 жыл бұрын

🤔 dumb blond. she willingly went to his show.lmao

@daviesdavies538

3 жыл бұрын

@@lizzymarlow5208 guessing it was her first Jimmy Carr show lol. That 'scuba diving' guy had the right idea and just laughed along. That's the only way to interact with Jimmy once he picks you ou

@alexkapinga2024

3 жыл бұрын

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@manubishe

3 жыл бұрын

R*pey vibes here

@Darkko88

2 жыл бұрын

That was my defense in court, it didn't go very well...

“HeLlO” “Hello” Why is this my favourite part of the video

@nonyornats6218

4 жыл бұрын

P sure she said Harrow

@huzzzer6083

4 жыл бұрын

@@nonyornats6218 She said it like she was having a fucking stroke

Diving school man got completely destroyed

@NearlyH3adlessNick

4 жыл бұрын

You think that's bad?? You should see the kid....

he looks like grown up 'young sheldon'

This guy should be a comedian

@joeyleyshon-jones386

4 жыл бұрын

Varap ???

@Daniel-bb9qj

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, maybe he could host a panel show or a countdown spin-off or something?

@joeyleyshon-jones386

4 жыл бұрын

Daniel oh lol 😂

@fartface7387

4 жыл бұрын

He is🤭

@chunkymammal464

4 жыл бұрын

@@fartface7387 r/woosh

13:25 man I feel so bad for that guy 😂 just un called for 😂

@masterchief1520

3 жыл бұрын

It's a comedy show lol. They knew what were getting into.

The "growth" guy got absolutely shat on so many times.

That last one definitely exposed an affair lol...

My wife called the birth of her first child a 'Growth removal procedure'.

@VictoriaSobocki

4 жыл бұрын

Hahaha

His comedic timing is just perfect Even though he looks like a gay action figure 😄

@incognitos4342

4 жыл бұрын

With the hottest wife

@slickitkam116

4 жыл бұрын

Did you ever follow slickitkam on Instagram?

@bilalnadeem9164

4 жыл бұрын

indead

@coffeechestpains

3 жыл бұрын

I'm dead. Lmaoo.

@TheNoobsteak

2 жыл бұрын

@@incognitos4342 She looks like a truck.

Has someone ever realised that he looks like Roger Federers a little fatter and a little meaner brother? 😂

@oguzugur8279

4 жыл бұрын

You're right at the top

@slashslash9777

4 жыл бұрын

Jackie Gian yes😃

@vanguardbreaker8826

4 жыл бұрын

and he laughs like Stampy

@decibell3866

3 жыл бұрын

He has a joke about it he's said live on stage. So he even knows lol

@60secondhistory9

3 жыл бұрын

Deci Bell he said his mom was roger Federer

jimmys entire show could be him just roasting the audience and everyone would love it

". . . three fellas. . . " I almost cut myself shaving.

3:16 Jimmy showing a bit of class by being nice to the woman whose phone rang. 👍

@vibes3690

3 жыл бұрын

That was my nan I’m not even joking 😂

We need Jimmy Carr in the US.... his roasting prowess is on god tier.

that girl at the end got ripped hard 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Jimmy is so delightfully deranged. And that laugh of his is hysterical. Ah Ah Aaaah :)

@vi2e

4 жыл бұрын

you mean: Ah Ah Ah Aaaah!

@MissChanandlerBong1

4 жыл бұрын

@@vi2e Yeah that too lol. The first time I saw Jimmy I thought he was doing a fake laugh but that's how he really laughs. Which just makes him even funnier.

@vi2e

4 жыл бұрын

@@MissChanandlerBong1 thought the same! But it's real! XD

@braedenmclean5304

2 жыл бұрын

He laughs like count von count from Sesame Street

Damn... That blonde in the end really had no clue when to stop. He masacrated her. The more she resisted the more he burned her. The man is like a living sand.

Pro tip, don’t sit in the front row. 😂

@jace_Henderson

2 жыл бұрын

I would gladly sit in the front. What’s to be afraid of? Jokes? Not your typical american here would absolutely gladly take that front line.

Always so very funny, I think you have to have a strong mind to dare sit at the front lmao

Love you for making me laugh so much. Your a real comical genius

That was suicide telling Jimmy to move along.

Frankie boyle, Ricky gervais and jimmy Carr need to team up

@realsquidinc7428

4 жыл бұрын

BenArchy Uk my lungs would explode

@thomasnolastname8734

4 жыл бұрын

We just need a fourth Then they can end the world

@areek7643

4 жыл бұрын

@@thomasnolastname8734 Bill Burr? kzread.info/dash/bejne/ZZ6BytGAhcyvm84.html (Video starts at 2.26 min)

@OldSkoolF

4 жыл бұрын

Bill Burr

@pranavsingla5902

3 жыл бұрын

@@thomasnolastname8734 andrew schulz

My mouth and cheeks are hurting of laughter 😂 jimmy the legend 🔥

Yo Jimmy I really appreciate you releasing all this compiled footage, I'm really enjoying it!

I swear everyone is sweating in those shows.

@DeadlyLazer

4 жыл бұрын

It's like being back in school with the teacher randomly selecting students to answer the question

@LeafShade

4 жыл бұрын

@@DeadlyLazer It's also like being an an oven with a tonne of strangers. But I don't think Jimmy is German.

@supernovagirl5741

3 жыл бұрын

From fear of being roasted by him lol

4:03 i was boutta laugh but holding it in and then Jimmy hit me with the shrug and I started dying lmao

Don’t matter how many times I watch always makes me laugh

I have been your fan for as long as I can remember Jimmy. Your quick wit is second to none. Wish to see you live someday.

The poor "diving guy" 😂😂😂😂😂

How many old or new comedians can walk out on a stage and "free style" like this and be FUNNY! 👏👍👏👍👏👍

@StarkNetwork666

4 жыл бұрын

Dave, Ricky there's only few left

I'm convinced that Jimmy Carr has endless content.

@lollypop6577

2 жыл бұрын

I wish

"You got hammered? So, your friend missed?" Quick wit.

That was one of the best ones that has been put together .

That is an awesome collection!!! Ad lib at its very finest... Would love to see him live if he ever came through Canada. He is definitely the professor of comedy.

@coreyjohnston5962

2 жыл бұрын

Montreal just for laughs he has done that show a few times

You never fail to brighten my day no matter how outrageous you are with your audience! Your brain is a magnificent thing!

This guy is a legend. Much love from America.

Brilliant improvisation with smashing bones humor!!! No matter how many times I've seen it all still I can't get enough! Way to go Jimmy. Be always YOU and WELL!!!

@jerryleahy9305

4 жыл бұрын

Wañďďerß

girl in audience: "move along", jimmy: [target acquired]

6:43 that man’s forehead shines brighter than my future.

@andyhayward358

4 жыл бұрын

Bruhh 😂

Love the channel. Would love to see some more full episodes. Cheers

Talking to him is like suicide, even not talking to him is suicide 😂

I laughed so much it hurts.

When Jimmy says "... What's that sorry?" game over

You are so quick with your responses. Well done you. Thanks for the video

Yea, i need more off this. Just awesome.

Vicki takes it really well, and she has a great sense of humour too.

@709mash

4 жыл бұрын

The best way to not be so embarrassed is to roll with it. Learned that at a comedy club a few years back lol. It's good fun actually.

@AnimeRenegades

4 жыл бұрын

She does take it very well :)

Girl :My parents are gonna watch this. Jimmy: This is gonna be legendary.

This guy is great. He came out of nowhere... and just Destroys! ...and that Laugh! #TopTier #JimmyCarr #Lmao

@vabalokis

4 жыл бұрын

He came out of nowhere? what do you mean

@JesusisJesus

4 жыл бұрын

He’s so funny he has to laugh backwards.

For the love of god this man is a gift best laughs in a while thank you for the content

18:06 and THAT reaction is why I love to watch Jimmy

This guy is a comedic genius

Lol love how far hes willing to take the jokes

"What's your name madam?" "Alexa" "Play Despacito"

@Traumatised311

4 жыл бұрын

Same, and when she said she does alot of things I was like yes ofc she is alexa

@Minotaur-cd9ch

4 жыл бұрын

come on man its 2020

@thegreatgatsby8180

4 жыл бұрын

@@Traumatised311 alexa, nothing but a bug developed by the bald headed creep.

Bro ngl I love this guy and I’ve only watched him for a few minutes he’s the best I’m laughing genuinely

An absolute genius of comedy

Loved it. Cheers and a big thank you.

This guy is the best comedian around 😂😂😂😂👍

This was great 😂

I love this man so much!!

The British spirit of Don Rickles has returned ... Brilliant!

I liked the bit when he roasted someone

@arronbeta598

4 жыл бұрын

I for one thoroughly enjoyed the part where he made fun of people

@huzzzer6083

4 жыл бұрын

I liked the bit where someone was embarrassed in the audience

@henrybatchelor4445

4 жыл бұрын

Um that’s the point

@arronbeta598

4 жыл бұрын

@@henrybatchelor4445 ?

@TheStingOfDeath

4 жыл бұрын

@@henrybatchelor4445 woooooosh

This guy, goes over & above, makes him unique. No holds barred, lm in.

After just watching frankie Boyle s barrage this feels relatively restrained lol

The echo joke is brilliant

You are savage buddy, love your comedy and I’m happy I’ve never been on the receiving end of your jokes lol

17:20 I have a feeling one of them were having an affair xD they got waaay to embarrassed.

@lukerennie2991

4 жыл бұрын

Hampus Malm 100%

He pays attention and he is very witty. that's a talent!

Love ya work... Brilliant!

“Where you from madam” “Dartford” For some reason this cracks me up way more than it should