"Daddy, how did you meet mummy?" "Jimmy Carr set us up at a gig"

@kingloser4198

4 жыл бұрын

"Should have known she'd cheat on me.."

@arbitrarystuff1229

4 жыл бұрын

Yes, our marriage is a joke, honey?

@shikarifox4337

4 жыл бұрын

"Jimmy Carr set us up at a gig, and yes, I knew she was slutty from the second I met her."

@Showmetheevidence-

3 жыл бұрын

*mommy.

@chunglebung8988

3 жыл бұрын

D.B. Oh poor thick American You are the anomaly here

People underestimate, how intelligent and sharp someone must be, to be that quick with the responds to the hecklers. He's a fuckin genius.

@aounali5089

3 жыл бұрын

Thats what im saying this man is a genius!

@laice34

3 жыл бұрын

Did you know that he sets up lots of those jokes by organising to have the heckler yell out

@Tomba82tj

3 жыл бұрын

i like these videos before even watched them

@123ShadowMario

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah their probably set up

@Aaaaaa78794

2 жыл бұрын

Only from the uk

“Tracey... of course it fuckin’ is.” That had me in hysterics!

@stefanosantini196

2 жыл бұрын

I didn't get that joke. Why??

@reasonsvoice8554

2 жыл бұрын

@@stefanosantini196 go and read viz

@dizzl8763

2 жыл бұрын

@@stefanosantini196 its a typical slags name from england

@nihalr385

2 жыл бұрын

Please explain

@JLudd

Жыл бұрын

@@nihalr385 I thought “Ofcourse it is” as well, it’s a little bit of a common name, she sounded like a Tracy lol

British audiences are amazing. It's like they sense the jokes before they're told. Like when that lady said her name was Tracy, they already started laughing before Jimmy said "of course it is" 😂

@maxroesch7138

2 жыл бұрын

Imagine that, people finding stuff funny without being told it's funny. Only Americans would need humor to be spoonfed

@filmfelineadmin

2 жыл бұрын

Yes, they have brains

@y0u5uf

2 жыл бұрын

That's because, when that Lady said her name is Tracy I said Of course it is before Jimmy did.. LOL!!!!!

@kevinlajoie2966

Жыл бұрын

it's all crowds that aren't american...

@ryanleopard4869

Жыл бұрын

​@@maxroesch7138 you ever seen the American footy chants? They need somebody at the front shouting the words for em and they repeat em back lmao, pitiful

"You will never chip a tooth, on soup" -steve 2020

@willdenoble1898

4 жыл бұрын

this was in 2014

@stevethea5250

4 жыл бұрын

@@willdenoble1898 timestamp?

@maxtoms8375

4 жыл бұрын

Steve Thea 4:23

@Lil_Valor

4 жыл бұрын

Your profile pic is fucking creepy😂

@kusti1337

4 жыл бұрын

You actually really can chip a tooth on like a bone or some bad stuff

Jimmey joking about tax dodging, there's a lol

@MichaelM28

4 жыл бұрын

@Blind Bob No one knew it then in that clip

@jmsanderson

4 жыл бұрын

Haha I was looking for this comment

@Rob-cy8xc

3 жыл бұрын

He was guilty of tax avoidance which isn’t a crime, so in real terms nothing to see her just your subjective opinion

@YaNansCrustyToe

3 жыл бұрын

combathotdog ur a right pleasant guy aren’t u fella

@Matso-jp8kz

3 жыл бұрын

@@Rob-cy8xc It’s not about being legal or illegal it’s about being ethical or unethical and about having the right to joke about it since he either way doesn’t pay his taxes

The level of confidence on Tracey is just amazing

@robs715

3 жыл бұрын

They call that alcohol.

@bable6314

Жыл бұрын

@@robs715 Ahh, yes. Liquid courage.

That 14 year old boy is straight out of the Suite Life of Zack and Cody.

@ellisdavison5688

4 жыл бұрын

Is that the knockoff version on nickelodeon

@alecmicah

4 жыл бұрын

Zack*

@stevethea5250

4 жыл бұрын

@@ellisdavison5688 I THOUGHT THIS VIDEO WAS AUDIENCE ROASTS JIMMY

@x-fire1875

3 жыл бұрын

Enjoy school 😂

@ryanse4

3 жыл бұрын

@@alecmicah 3 months might've passed, but I finally corrected it! Thanks!

That Sam kid was an absolute champion. Took the jokes better than most.

'I'm not in charge of the register.' Damn, that was quick.

@rydscheer9014

3 жыл бұрын

That 14 year old boy is straight out of the Suite Life of Zack and Cody.

I hope Tracey and Steve hooked up

@Daniel-ld3hm

3 жыл бұрын

No but Kyle and his sister did

@Sii6X

3 жыл бұрын

They're married, there on insta to

@franklahache3679

3 жыл бұрын

@@Sii6X are they

@Sii6X

3 жыл бұрын

@@franklahache3679 no

@velvetthunder6788

3 жыл бұрын

@@Sii6X sarcasm or not like I actually can't tell

She wanted to go on a date with the guy when she found out he was a dentist $$$$

@tft_and_chill

3 жыл бұрын

she looks good tbh

@rucu8311

3 жыл бұрын

@@tft_and_chill do they both like soup?

@torsteinhaland2598

3 жыл бұрын

@@rucu8311 they both look like soup

@nitromenoob

3 жыл бұрын

@@torsteinhaland2598 they both make soup on each other

@msn12383

3 жыл бұрын

@@nitromenoob r

5:23 best moment xD "Tracey....of course it fucking is"

@adrianprieto7470

2 жыл бұрын

I think I miss some cultural references here because I'm Spaniard, but somehow it made me laugh. Is Tracey a name typical for that kind of girls or something??

@stevehendon4076

2 жыл бұрын

@@adrianprieto7470 Yes...Tracey or Sharon 😂😎

Daddy how did you meet mum? "I'll send you the link son"

Steve was like "Oh damn, I might really get a date" After she stood up he was like "Oh well, nevermind, it was a joke anyways."

Jimmy Crackin' Tax Jokes... If The Audience Had Only Known at TheTime.

@davesmith9325

Жыл бұрын

I think they had, that's what made it funny 😄

His crowd work is some of the best ever in my opinion

@ToddPierzina

2 жыл бұрын

Dara O’Breien is very good too. He remembers every detail they tell him and incorporates them throughout the show. Jimmy does too but I think Dara does more of that.

@ThePrblmKd91Xx

2 жыл бұрын

@@ToddPierzina go back sleep Todd. 😂🤣

He's a legend. Never cancel this man for his jokes.

He’s sharp and quick-witted. I love it.

"What's your name?" "Tracy" "... Of course it fuckin is" Exactly what I was thinking.

@Jifflan

3 жыл бұрын

I don't understand 🙈

@AutomaticDuck300

2 жыл бұрын

@@Jifflan Tracy is a name in the UK that's commonly associated with being promiscuous.

@Jifflan

2 жыл бұрын

@@AutomaticDuck300 oh haha!!

He's too quick and doesn't hold back. Legend.

14:19 "there'as tax on spirits, isn't there?" lmao!

At 12:33 you can hear Jimmy laughing like a real human for once.

@kingloser4198

4 жыл бұрын

Twlight Zone :)

@Pumpkin0_0

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, it actually surprised me because it's an extremely rare occurrence, and when it happens, it's just for a slip second before his usual laugh comes out.

@UKKC80s

3 жыл бұрын

@@Pumpkin0_0 yeh his persona laugh. I can laugh like that but it's fake.

@user-xd1cm9vu9s

Жыл бұрын

I DONT LIKE ITTTT

@prince-solomon

Жыл бұрын

Yeah the programming they use on him nowadays is getting better!

You are either brave or really full of self hatred to try to heckle Jimmy Carr.

@80sMeavyHetal

3 жыл бұрын

Or naive.

@scottmeager5919

3 жыл бұрын

Or have a degradation kink

@UKKC80s

3 жыл бұрын

He invites heckles if you watch some of his other specials, but yeh its pretty much Heckle suicide cos your gonna instantly regret it haha!

The Dentist said the 13 yo boy had the best set of teeth he'd ever come across.

@UKKC80s

3 жыл бұрын

Ffs...😱

I love this man like a brother.. Jimmie's gotten me through some Dark days and now I'm laughing so damn hard..

@binguscultist

2 жыл бұрын

and yet you can even spell his name right???

@swaguar7t602

Жыл бұрын

@@binguscultist can’t* even spell his name right- I think is what you meant 🤦‍♂️😂

12:30 DID JIMMY JUST LAUGH NORMALLY? 😵🤣🤣❤️

“There’s a name for people who see ghosts...schizophrenic” I’m dead 💀😂

"of course it fucking is" I see a Cortina with those names on the windscreen 😂😂

Look if you bring your 14 year old kid to see Jimmy Carr... You're parent of the year.

"Would you like to have a go on that?" - Hahahaaaaaaa!!!!!!! I hope he did!

When she says that her name is Tracey, I said “course it fucking is” and then jimmy said it

@ThePrblmKd91Xx

2 жыл бұрын

No you didn’t. I did though.

@JenifAR87

10 ай бұрын

@@ThePrblmKd91Xx PHIILLL

@ThePrblmKd91Xx

10 ай бұрын

@@JenifAR87 huh? 😮

12:33 did.. did he just.. laugh while exhaling?

@fartalone3142

4 жыл бұрын

nice catch

@MusicMasterTasmania

4 жыл бұрын

Yep. That there is his real laugh. Gotcha!

@kajenbop

4 жыл бұрын

MusicMasterTasmania Nah... you can hear him laugh/try not to laugh in the background at other comedians gigs, his laugh isn’t fake

@saxtonturner2240

4 жыл бұрын

+IDoge you must be new to Jimmy Carr, his laugh is always like that!

@andrewbloom7694

4 жыл бұрын

@@MusicMasterTasmania that was a giggle, which I've never heard him do lol. His real laugh is definitely that seal fucking thing

I'm so glad Laugh Planet put Jimmy in their compilation. I'm from the states and this guy is amazing! 😂

2:00 This whole bit killed me 🤣

I wish I could be as quick witted as he is.

This guy is brutal 😂😂🔥🔥

I love the irony of jimmy accusing glasgow of not paying taxes

@akhilarora6022

4 жыл бұрын

dude mocking about not paying tax. man this never gets old xD

@bedford4383

4 жыл бұрын

He did pay his taxes, he just finessed the system by storing money elsewhere.

@joewilson3575

4 жыл бұрын

I'm going to use that one day, "No officer I wasn't dodging my taxes. No I insist, I was just finessing the system."

@bedford4383

4 жыл бұрын

​@@joewilson3575 "I appreciate as a comedian, people will expect me to 'make light' of this situation, but I'm not going to in this statement. "As this is obviously a serious matter. I met with a financial advisor and he said to me 'Do you want to pay less tax? It's totally legal'. I said 'Yes'." "I now realise I've made a terrible error of judgement. " "Although I've been advised the K2 Tax scheme is entirely legal, and has been fully disclosed to HMRC (Her Majesty's Revenue and Customs). " "I'm no longer involved in it and will in future conduct my financial affairs much more responsibly. Apologies to everyone. Jimmy Carr." He did nothing illegal.

@willroberts3865

4 жыл бұрын

McSpitfire there’s a difference between what is legal and what is moral. His actions may have been legal, but they were not morally correct.

Didn't realise how witty and fast Jimmy Carr is! Brilliant

This bit about Jersey not paying taxes is too funny 19:40

I am genuinely invested in Steve and Tracey's relationship now! 😅

@ThePrblmKd91Xx

2 жыл бұрын

… or severe lack thereof? 😂🤣

I love his interaction with the audience

I could listen hours everyday and never get my fill... How have i only recently learned of Jimmy Carr?!?... Oh yeah, that's right, i'm a recluse in the US, without television... Thank goodness for KZread!!!

@ThePrblmKd91Xx

2 жыл бұрын

I would give you your fill Mary….. 😏😌👌🏼 Incidentally; my name is actually Phil 😂🤣😤

Mr. Carr you never cease to amaze me sir! Well done!

That tax dodging joke...oh, the irony 😂😂

"So definitely not a virgin in Glasgow." *Dies inside*

Jim is soo good in making content with audience LOVE IT

Thank you for this, it was Glorious!!

How he moves sometimes reminds me of C3PO

@nextari

3 жыл бұрын

wtf. spot on lmao.

@alexanderheath6662

3 жыл бұрын

That's an insult to C3PO - At least he was funny and intelegnt and not made of wood😂

Hilarious stuff again. Keep em coming.

17:10 Clearly yeees! HAHAHAHA best. 18:06 That expression! hahaha.

@zippymk13

4 жыл бұрын

She wasn't amused lol

Awesome how the audience loves this part of the show!

1:54 I love how it took her a second to figure that out, would explain it lmao

"No offense to you" hahahaha! Jimmy !!!!!

@darraghcorr2520

2 жыл бұрын

If you want to dress in that manner and live in a lay-by, it's very much up to you.

@80sOutrunFan

2 жыл бұрын

@@darraghcorr2520 Yeah what a burn!, haha I love that guy, he actually makes me laugh so hard.

U say Canterbury I hear clearing... 😂😂

@broccolihighkicks3857

3 жыл бұрын

I don’t get it...:(

@harrieth9024

Ай бұрын

​@@broccolihighkicks3857basically not the uni you wanted, but it's better than nothing sort of thing

The Star Trek joke gets especially fun because he is cosplaying Spock.

7:04 That kid took those hits like a champ!

@flappetyflippers

3 жыл бұрын

I wonder if he's actually gay

@Spectrum-Video

2 жыл бұрын

@@flappetyflippers either way, he still isn’t legal...

Wow I'm early Been waiting for this for ages Yay!

He is SO BRILLIANT! Never disappoints!

This is so great!

The woman next to the couple that worked in cyberdog and the kink shop was pure shock and horror 🤣

Never seen a comedian do match making before. This is great 😂

Thats right nod its not like we have a camera pointed at you Enjoy school 😂😂😂

@UKKC80s

3 жыл бұрын

@HANA VEJVODOVA basically they 14 year old saying he was gay on a live DVD and all his mates will see him say it, so he has to go to school after admitting that. It's a joke, but could be on him lol.

That is the most Kyle looking bloke I have ever seen

Only a polite British audience is actually able to go completely quiet so Jimmy can talk to them.

That moment his talked about paying taxes 😂🤣

Love that Jimmy Carr regularly uploads on his channel 💕👏

@nitromenoob

4 жыл бұрын

Regular uploads are a vital requirement for regular income. Especially when that income is tax deductible

@Amused_Comfort_Inc

4 жыл бұрын

@@nitromenoob lmao do you see any ads in jims videos bruv? He aint getting paid much to upload these, definitely not enough for steady income lol his shows are where his income is, youtube is just advertising for him i think

@Amused_Comfort_Inc

4 жыл бұрын

He responds to us sometimes as well, pin comments, lovely guy really

@Arcterion

4 жыл бұрын

More likely it's a manager or assistant that's uploading the clips.

@FlabbyAbi

4 жыл бұрын

@@Arcterion f off killjoy

Jimmy Carr is a f*cking BEAST! I love it :-D

I haven't subscribed yet so that bit at the very end was just for me. Thanks buddy, way to make a bloke(?) feel special. The restraining order will of course be forthcoming. Cheers.

Jimmy Carr is the master at roasting people

😂😂😂☠️☠️☠️ I love when he’s roasting audiences

@abemudokon9497

4 жыл бұрын

Damn you watch the right videos for your taste!

When it comes to roasting the audience Jimmy is king

Thanks Jimmy, very enjoyable, and thought provoking bit. Laughed my ass off...again,,,?

His performance in the roast of Rob Lowe brought me here

thanks jim for the show now i understand.I love your show.

The soup dentist part killed me hahaha

Now I need to know if Steve and Tracy ever when on a date

@x-fire1875

3 жыл бұрын

Daddy how did you meet mommy Well...

@ojibwayne2896

3 жыл бұрын

After asking her name, she said Tracey, Why did Jimmy say "Of course it fuckin' is!" ?? At 5:23

@RagingGoblin

3 жыл бұрын

@@ojibwayne2896 Bit of a stereotype. Look up Essex Girl.

14:08.... hasn’t aged that well. 😂😂😂😂😂

@imicca

4 жыл бұрын

Joseph Tolman-Lopez why?

@Mediocresinger

4 жыл бұрын

He got caught evading tax

@ZarkowsWorld

4 жыл бұрын

@@Mediocresinger No, avoiding, which is legal. Evading is not.

@gd7681

4 жыл бұрын

CuddlesForDays - tax avoidance, not tax evasion.

@imicca

4 жыл бұрын

@@Mediocresinger that makes no sense because evading is illegal and he would have been in prison. he probably was avoiding. which is legal

Where there ectoplasma involved! Lol! 😂

Jimmy carr :- roasts. Also Jimmy Carr:- no offense to you.

He looks like a grown up young sheldon

@indiarose2963

4 жыл бұрын

Bruv Bruv So Sheldon?

@paulinesanders7864

3 жыл бұрын

Well he would love to lay claim to the big bang theory, (the sexual big bang that is) lol.

Love your style of comedy man

5:24 was thinking the exact same thing XD

"There's a lot of people in here that have never paid tax in their fucking lives" Bit rich, coming from you, Jimmy

@davesmith9325

Жыл бұрын

He's paid quite a lot of tax, notwithstanding. I'm guessing more than most, incl you.

If Jimmy wasn’t a comedian he’d be Slappy from Goosebumps

Those two rock and roll types were expecting a performance involving lots of wierd loud sounds, sexually aggressive imagery, and swearing. And since it's a Jimmy carr gig, they were in luck!

@UKKC80s

3 жыл бұрын

I'm taking nothing away but I think they were plants...stand out TOO Much to be fair lol.

@RubixCube747

2 жыл бұрын

@@UKKC80s going from Jimmy's reaction they most definitely weren't. He was far to shocked to even come up with a response for a wee while

Jimmy is a legend

12:33 jimmy breaks character

Jimmy is a master of thinking on his feet.

Why jimmy doesn't have more than a million subscribers is beyond me lol

Got a cheek talking about taxes hahaha

"Tracey " lmao

@Bobal27

4 жыл бұрын

You sure it isn’t Tracie with a winky face dotting the i?

@juststewman7455

4 жыл бұрын

@@Bobal27 you could be right lol

11:50 Jimmy said "defecate at will"...His name's Will...

The best sites in New Castle 😂

@helmitheed

3 жыл бұрын

*Newcastle

Love the lady realising the dude beside her sells bum hole washing products. Priceless.

@annother3350

4 жыл бұрын

To be fair they made it sound like you just crap into a bag

I’ve said it before I’ll say it again, the best comedian there is!

“Do you like 13 year old boys?”

@bfkc111

4 жыл бұрын

I wouldn't believe an (unmarried) woman to say no. In some prank videos, they often show the "normal" reaction at first, followed by a few seconds of looking closer and thinking about it. It's just not allowed, but otherwise no problem.

@tomcrook5269

4 жыл бұрын

@@bfkc111 ?

@Hot4Thot

4 жыл бұрын

@@tomcrook5269 Sometimes KZread puts the reply on the wrong comment or video.... I hope

@bluesclues132

4 жыл бұрын

@@bfkc111 wtaf...

His outro is my reaction to everything

0:46 Paddy the Baddy UFC fighter in the house - he could have jumped up and stomped Jimmy into next week !!!

Amelie! Haha. So quick!