“That is your girlfriend? I’m not gonna swap if that’s ok” left my jaw on the floor LMAO

@1.masterpiece

Жыл бұрын

It was just brutal wasn't it 🤦🏾😂

@oldiessoul3556

Жыл бұрын

I cringed so hard at this. He's a genius.

I still can't get over the fact he deconstructed his own joke to poke fun at someone. Genius.

@luminatron

2 жыл бұрын

I haven't gotten to that part of the video yet but I'm guessing it's snake bites

@mitchrosander2124

2 жыл бұрын

Brilliantly put. Hats off to you applause……

@SixFour0391

Жыл бұрын

Schrödinger‘s cat…in comedy!

@thedolphin5428

Жыл бұрын

You'd like Stewart Lee.

@since1876

Жыл бұрын

When I got to that part in the full special I was crying laughing at that part 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Jimmy Carr is genius of comedy, because he's so good in improvised situations, which are the most difficult. He reacts very quickly.

@ouassimzayani8806

4 жыл бұрын

He have been doing this for years. with practise and because he love what he does . he improved so much

@LasTCursE69

4 жыл бұрын

Sharp & Savage, gotta love his shows..

@charlidog2

4 жыл бұрын

@@LasTCursE69 I wouldn't want to be in the first 15 rows.

@Ryder056

4 жыл бұрын

@@charlidog2 old man was way in the back and he still saw him

@VanceRefrigeration

4 жыл бұрын

Cars have wheels. Boats float. Planes fly. Any other useless facts for us?

Love his quick wit. He has an answer for everything.

@CommanderSuberox

4 жыл бұрын

Mainly because he's practiced and prepared for any kind of response.

@Bobal27

4 жыл бұрын

Except “How do we cure cancer?” Or “How many pedophile jokes can I make before the audience realizes it’s a cry for help, and I want to be caught?”

@cov9290

4 жыл бұрын

@Thomas Serrano i always thought it was natural

@gemsaint1485

Жыл бұрын

@@CommanderSuberox He can't predict what people will say

"Help pay for the minibus that brought you here" 🤣🤣

Usually, I don’t care much for folks explaining jokes whether I get them or not, but this guy does it in a way that makes it entertaining.

@debbiehf05

4 жыл бұрын

It's because it's a joke in of itself.

@jesusrox4u

4 жыл бұрын

@@debbiehf05 I guess that makes sense.

@mazinkhalil5119

Жыл бұрын

Vfcf just

@jesusrox4u

Жыл бұрын

@@mazinkhalil5119 Huh?

The speed and versatility of his responses is just next level 🤣

@jwr429

Жыл бұрын

👌🏻🤣

And they paid good money for that abuse, too.

@kobrien4121

4 жыл бұрын

Worth every penny

@sovietskysoyuz7053

4 жыл бұрын

Kib Kib definently

@jackwatsonepic626

3 жыл бұрын

The people who go to see Jimmy Carr know what's going to happen . To me his the king of the roasts so quick on the mark

@lauratattersall1293

3 жыл бұрын

Don't waste ur bad money then & waste yr breath instead by watching yr TV at home at least it's cheaper

@Nergal_Slayer

2 жыл бұрын

I'd pay double

The first rule of heckling Jimmy Carr: Don't Unless you work for the Tax office.

Damn, I didn’t realize you guys had your own Alabama

@stevenblakeakahashburns

4 жыл бұрын

WildWolf40 ye it’s called Birmingham Oh you have one of them too 😬

@steveburgess9709

4 жыл бұрын

Yep......Norfolk and Scotland!

@Anna101shark

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah us up in Norfolk!

@amazingflame5139

4 жыл бұрын

Nah mate it’s Wiltshire

@zakdawson1673

3 жыл бұрын

Brosley

When I roast my audience my supervisor calls it poor customer service... SMH

@aditya.shukla.2005

3 жыл бұрын

Lmaoo

@rakasin

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@Prim0rdiaL7

2 жыл бұрын

Well that's better than my supervisor. When I roasted my audience, they banned me from using the oven and called the cops on me.

@alexandersmidt5289

Жыл бұрын

That's hilarious. U made that up?

@amroge8703

Жыл бұрын

@@Prim0rdiaL7, shame, would have loved to see those burns.

Love Jimmy. His ability to make people uncomfortable is great.

'Thumb-in a softie' is probably the best sentence I've ever heard

15:43 Lmao finally, Jimmy’s real laugh confirmed

@jord9261

4 жыл бұрын

301_ Jay ayyyy knew it was fake

@patchy64

3 жыл бұрын

Why does he have the fake laugh though, like I really don't get it 😂

@yougood809

3 жыл бұрын

Well done lad

@laughingduadi8778

3 жыл бұрын

Also 4:27

@laurenbuttle9397

3 жыл бұрын

@@patchy64 he doesn’t

"I imagine your family tree is a straight line" hahahahahah

Haha the control he has on the audience is amazing 😂

Jimmy is the best comedian ever at improvising, insults and quick retorts and it's not even close. he makes it look like effortless.

"imagine your family tree's just a straight line" hahaha amazing

It doesn't matter how much I hear these jokes, I will always laugh.

Parents from the UK are so cool to bring their young kids to a comedy show that's clearly meant for adults.

@daletravels23

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@CarterWills1

4 жыл бұрын

Prasanna J because unlike American kids, British children say these kind of jokes

@djcsr

4 жыл бұрын

It could be relative to their different milestones. American kids are allowed their first legal beer at 21 so they probably shouldn’t be exposed to dirty jokes until maybe 18 or 19.

@JonathanZeidman

4 жыл бұрын

@@CarterWills1 Kids the world over say these kinds of jokes, but I'm still surprised a parent would take their kids to see Jimmy.

@ArtOfCon-troll

3 жыл бұрын

@@JonathanZeidman I'm surprised a kid would take their parent.

"There's power in numbers" Not when Jimmy Carr is around

@vanguardbreaker8826

3 жыл бұрын

Jimmy Carr: *crowd control*

i look forward to the day i get too old to remember this stuff and i can watch it all again without knowing the punch lines XD i love your work sir

My god this man is absolutely awesome... his crowdwork is unmatched. He so quick

Carr is a genius. The delivery is flawless. It's absolutely hilarious.

This guy’s improv game is absolutely unreal

6:30 The fact that the lady is knitting during a show is killing me.

@AleksandarIvanov69

2 жыл бұрын

Lady ?

@AleksandarIvanov69

2 жыл бұрын

@Isolated Productions do you ? I saw the woman knitting, but I wouldn't use the term lady.

@AleksandarIvanov69

2 жыл бұрын

@Isolated Productions or when they finish a sentence.

@AleksandarIvanov69

2 жыл бұрын

@Isolated Productions that makes you laugh out loud ? I see... terribly wrong person to have a complicated conversation with. Cheerio.

@markjones595

2 жыл бұрын

It's the tassels on her bag!!!

I wish this dude as much success in America as he has across the pond :-)

@civiere

4 жыл бұрын

although he made his jokes allot less nasty then over here the audience he had in the us really werent up for this lvl of harshness. hes got a couple full shows on his channel, one is from the us. check m out, you immediatly feel the difference from the other ones.

I want to go to a live show just so he can roast me now!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

15:42 Jimmy's true laugh instead of the goose sound he makes

@lucasokeefe7935

4 жыл бұрын

That's the laugh for when something is genuinely funny, I think we all have one :P

@fevering8120

4 жыл бұрын

@@lucasokeefe7935 I'm not sure if you got my joke but UWU

@shadow4108

4 жыл бұрын

Good job spotting that!! Never picked it up.

@shortygurltasha1986

3 жыл бұрын

His goose laugh is definitely unique and it's kinda weird. Lol

@TheKaluNaama

3 жыл бұрын

he copied the fake laugh from Tommy Cooper

Jimmy's totally fearless, no subject is off limits

This man is pure genius.

Quick, witty and always on the edge…Brilliant Jimmy!

I suffer from depression, sometimes it gets bad … like, really bad … I'm not looking for sympathy or nothing, I just wanted to say that when those dark skies start rolling in, I listen to Jimmy and -most times- ( pig's arse … _every time_ ) the sunshine breaks the cloud line. I know it's kinda dumb, but I really hope he reads this. He should know how much difference he makes by being one of the truly elite of his craft. Thank you Jimmy ❤ You are the light in the storm ☀

@mrmojomajestic8317

4 жыл бұрын

Thanks @Deborah Tadele. Hope today brings you much joy and happiness. Much luv.❤

@54Bloodman

3 жыл бұрын

It will all go away just stay strong and remember the things you loke about life Have a hobby too I was once like u. It all went away now and i am really happy

@davidnguyen2410

3 жыл бұрын

How are you doing ? Thought id check up on you

@mrmojomajestic8317

3 жыл бұрын

@@davidnguyen2410 I'm good right now. Thanks man, this really helped. Hope your having a kick arse day. 👊😎🚬™

@davidnguyen2410

3 жыл бұрын

@@mrmojomajestic8317 kickin arse everyday 💪🏼 new day new challenges

18:43 best reaction ever-from a smile to a scowl!

“The last charity gig I did paid for the minibus that brought you here tonight” Belter! 👊🏼👊🏼👊🏼👊🏼👊🏼👊🏼

The way he dealt with the girl near start of clip was brilliant 😅

One among favorite things on Jimmy's shows

he is one of the best....so quick with the wit and perfect delivery

7:57 guy on her left got an excuse to look.

@user-ye5cl3xd6c

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@williamkitsabadoii4059

4 жыл бұрын

2x

His ability to roast everyone and everything in existence is mind-blowing

Love all things Jimmy carr...I watch over again.... hilarious 😂

At 2:08 the guy sitting behind her is actually terrified that Jimmy will start on him next. "Best to keep very, very still, and take an occasional sip from my drink... just stay quiet... that's it."

“It’s not the telly if you talk I can hear” We’ve increased the frequency range on his audio receptors to make him feel more like a real human and less like a robot when in the room with him. He’s programmed to learn from the reactions of people so he better words his jokes, adds new ones from what he hears or if a joke gets so many bad reactions he will delete it from his memory. The jimmybot V69.0 is our best model yet.

I love his subtlety

Jimmy Carr pointed me out at a gig once and said I had a face like thunder😃

This guy is a legend. Much love from America 💓

2 weeks ago, I recognized his face, but didn't know he was a comedian, now i have digested his hole channel, and in my eyes he is the funniest man in the world

4:30 I cannot believe that a member of the audience got booed at by everyone else in the room! XD

When he does improve, and I think.. "oh god hes either about to make me cringe or just do "ight" like all the other regular comedians" but then keeps amazing me the more I watch it... it just... its... AMAZING

Jimmy Carr roasting someone's laugh, that's bold

Imagine Jimmy as president

@rocarlosdavis622

4 жыл бұрын

Liberty forever at last😇

@jobansand

4 жыл бұрын

But whose hand would it be?

@mrabsorbency8460

4 жыл бұрын

He's president of comidies

@lucyspence7989

4 жыл бұрын

Fucking right! Lol

@danielhopkins2277

2 жыл бұрын

He looks a bit like Nixon

This guy is the best comic ive discovered recently. All of his jokes are funny if not funny and brilliant due to wordplay

"Jimmy: What's the most important thing in a relationship. "Audience Member: Love!" "Jimmy: Love? Grow up." Hilarious.

@SamuelBlack84

2 жыл бұрын

A safety word

@Freakschwimmer

2 жыл бұрын

Anal!

His genuine laugh is golden. It’s amazing these 13-14 year old kids can appreciate this raunchy humor. Here in America we have adults throwing temper tantrums about pronouns.

@lutherheggs

Жыл бұрын

Only in media. In the real world pronoun people are statistically insignificant numerically. A manufactured tempest in a teapot.

@BillehBobJoe

Жыл бұрын

you're right, damn that dastardly 0.005% of the US population

I always love your content Mr. Carr! Bravo sir!

I would love to see Jimmy Carr, Andrew Shultz and Bill Burr go head-to-head.

Jimmy is truly a genius!!!

Like how with the woman at the start the bf was laughing in her face 😂

Your brain and sense of humour is amazing!

Oh man, you're sharp as a tack. Absolutely brilliant.

One of the best from Britain, hilarious 😂

@corygrone9324

4 жыл бұрын

Ave Satanas 6¹6³6

His incredibly witty. It’s awesome

Best thing I've ever watched Love this man

Yes! I've been looking forward to Vol. 2! THANK YOU! :)))) ... damn it's over already :((

Studies show comedians have a higher IQ than Dr's and lawyers. Carr stands out among comedians.

@magicpaul5545

4 жыл бұрын

Citation please.

@charlidog2

4 жыл бұрын

@@magicpaul5545 I can't believe you made me work on a saturday. I can't remember where I got that from, but here is a starting point. lifehack.org/344730/science-proves-funny-people-are-more-intelligent The first study listed is a dead link and the second isn't named. But that's all the further I'm going. It's not a statement I would bet my reputation on. The logistics of determining what qualifies as a comedian makes it a questionable assertion to begin with. Try to accept it as meant, a compliment of Carr's brilliance.

He’s so dark lol I love his maniac laugh after a filthy joke

Jimmy is savage 🤣 😂 😆

Holds the world record for shortist joke. "Venison is deer in it" lol and "Dwarf shortage"

Reads people like a book.

@daletravels23

4 жыл бұрын

Mind

I'm super impressed by the Fury Jams retort. That was amazing.

15:45 his proper laughter

@greenbillugaming2781

4 жыл бұрын

Yes. He fakes the other one

@meh1028

4 жыл бұрын

Bilal Sardar dont think he does

Oh the short bus burn was AWESOME

Brilliant..as usual! 💕😂

This is all so, so good 😂

the guy at 10:05 is the same guy who heckled Jimmy in Agony aunt for being called by Jimmy's dead mom, remember? Does he come to everyone of Jimmy's gigs to get roasted? :P

@internaut4257

4 жыл бұрын

@BobbyG kek

The Fury Jams... got me :')

the lady sciences 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Jimmy Carr and Sarah Millican are so quick with their audiences, I so enjoy and respect that in a comedian! (Ha-Ha-HAAAA!!)

Hes a magician with words

15:45 his real laugh

Awesome, you push the boundaries

The Fury Jams. Lol

Top comedian and all round top entertainer 😂😂😂😂😂🇬🇧

'Note to self - If I ever find myself in the audience of a Jimmy Carr gig, I will get roasted.'

@x3ICEx

4 жыл бұрын

Video description says it wrong: "'Not to self - If I ever find myself in the audience of a Jimmy Carr gig, I will get roasted.'"

That one family were such good sports about it.

Either he has ruined any chance of being president or he would make the best speeches and easily become president.

@yurikrefchanco5257

4 жыл бұрын

DrakeDracoDragon89 President?

@DrakeDracoDragon89

4 жыл бұрын

@@yurikrefchanco5257 just saying if he ever ran for a position like that that's how it would go

@meh1028

4 жыл бұрын

Conn Benn he means prime minister

@joshkulnevsky240

3 жыл бұрын

Ukrainian president is a comedian lmao

@wasabista1613

2 жыл бұрын

I think Jimmy deep-sixed those prospects when he was born in 1972 in Hounslow.

Genius guy 😂 loved it

So many times you think I shouldn't laugh at that, but it's so funny.

The Fury Jams 😂

how has no one reacted I pay my taxes to jimmy asking what you do?

@erwingifslang

4 жыл бұрын

@@cwc6632 english is my second language and I am dyslexic. how many languages do you speak

11:26 ".. caught short..." 🤦‍♀️ Everyone missed that one.

My jaw hurts from laughing so much

The more I see/hear him the more I want.

Hahaha just love Jimmy

Best video I’ve actually ever watched on KZread of all my years , I can feel and picture how you went into the abyss, you went down deep into your own soul and made a deal with your own mind to help you achieve the 500 kg lift at what ever cost

1:04 lady was actually awesome. idk what she did, but she played it off so well. What an incredible person. Simply the best haha

Imagine hiring Jimmy to do your bachelor party

@KaranSingh-oe3gz

4 жыл бұрын

I did... £18,000 ph

@Sol-su2mi

4 жыл бұрын

@@KaranSingh-oe3gz lmao seriously?

@markbleach5031

3 жыл бұрын

@@Sol-su2mi Could you imagine Jimmy doing an Indians stag lol

Yessss!!! I love Jimmy

As good at dodging insults as he is the taxman hahahahahaha guys brilliant

Oh my god the people who sit in the front they are so brave 🤭🤭🥴