45 Minutes of Jimmy Carr Roasting Women [UNCUT] | Jimmy Carr

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  • @jbonbright
    @jbonbright8 ай бұрын

    There's a difference between comedians who deliver well-rehearsed jokes versus a guy like this who is so sharp and quick mentally that he can make jokes up on the fly. He's brilliant, a bona fide genius. I'd hate to piss this guy off and have him destroy me verbally.

  • @BarriosGroupie

    @BarriosGroupie

    2 ай бұрын

    Do you seriously think he made up the stuff at the start on the fly? He prepared that years ago and decided to use it here.

  • @Chicanery_Artifice

    @Chicanery_Artifice

    2 ай бұрын

    @@BarriosGroupie don't ruin it for him, he thinks it's real

  • @gobble_gang

    @gobble_gang

    2 ай бұрын

    Yes I love his humor. Off the wall and in the moment to the level of an 8th grader. Some high brow, deep comedy 😂

  • @jeremyaljoe6564

    @jeremyaljoe6564

    4 күн бұрын

    His adhd brain working FOR him instead of against! Genius. (Not knowing if he is diagnosed. Just observing)

  • @darkvisiongothacked
    @darkvisiongothacked10 ай бұрын

    "its quite possible you whispered that and it picked up an echo" what a savage.

  • @musicloverme3993

    @musicloverme3993

    10 ай бұрын

    It's even more so when you see the other portion as this is a callback. It's here on KZread.

  • @poojashedge266

    @poojashedge266

    9 ай бұрын

    Can you explain this joke please?

  • @darkvisiongothacked

    @darkvisiongothacked

    9 ай бұрын

    @@poojashedge266 he is saying her vagine is so cavernous/loose that it picked up her voice and echoed it making her "whisper" sound louder than it was.

  • @McVaio

    @McVaio

    9 ай бұрын

    ​@@poojashedge266large cavity.

  • @rolandhansen812

    @rolandhansen812

    8 ай бұрын

    @@McVaio It needs to be drilled and filled

  • @esteban1973
    @esteban197311 ай бұрын

    How he manages to be crude and sound polite is a very British thing.

  • @jirokoshibailey2052

    @jirokoshibailey2052

    10 ай бұрын

    He actually is a really nice person, apparently a lot of truly nice people can instantly think the worst, he can turn that into comedy tho

  • @dirkwolf9463

    @dirkwolf9463

    10 ай бұрын

    Well a posh British thing anyway, some UK accents can make even the polite sound crude. 🤪

  • @hamzahl75

    @hamzahl75

    10 ай бұрын

    ​@@jirokoshibailey2052qqqqqqq

  • @cma113

    @cma113

    10 ай бұрын

    ​@@jirokoshibailey2052😊

  • @Robert-rl7rd

    @Robert-rl7rd

    9 ай бұрын

    He's actually Irish but no idea why he has that accent

  • @SheyD78
    @SheyD788 ай бұрын

    There is no way I'd sit anywhere even remotely visible at a Jimmy Carr show, it's a kitchen down there and I can't take the heat.

  • @parzival5501
    @parzival550110 ай бұрын

    Jimmy, you are probably the only comedian left that can speak the way you do. Thank you for making me laugh all these years. You're a good man.

  • @baconrastas

    @baconrastas

    10 ай бұрын

    Not really, anyone that is funny can actually do it, they just have to not care about being 'cancelled' as cancel culture as they fully seem to leave alone anyone that genuinely doesn't care if they're offended.

  • @markbeaver5321

    @markbeaver5321

    10 ай бұрын

    Except 'he's' actually a she. Before you call me crazy, simple forensic anthropology proves that I'm right. The gait in particular, the way a person walks, the different genders ascend and descend stairs differently, males knees are together, the legs straight, whilst females knees are apart, the femur rotates around the female pelvis. There are other markers, but this is the most obvious.

  • @Bucketbrain82

    @Bucketbrain82

    9 ай бұрын

    In da (left) club

  • @parzival5501

    @parzival5501

    9 ай бұрын

    @@Bucketbrain82 I'm in no one's club 😁 but my own!

  • @StuartRobb-kc6rr

    @StuartRobb-kc6rr

    9 ай бұрын

    ​@@Bucketbrain8200…

  • @feraldrgn
    @feraldrgn10 ай бұрын

    "I'll tell you what's embarrassing" It's always hilarious to me when people go through that uncomfortable phase of fake smiling because they don't know where the joke's going. xD

  • @jirokoshibailey2052

    @jirokoshibailey2052

    10 ай бұрын

    Always plain answers from audience, "who's your fantasy?" Jessica Elba? I'd of tried Jessica Rabbit from who framed roger rabbit

  • @Godavarivlogs007

    @Godavarivlogs007

    6 ай бұрын

    Yeah absolutely

  • @ArmandoSanchez-sp5zl

    @ArmandoSanchez-sp5zl

    6 ай бұрын

    Truuee loll

  • @mickcollins1921
    @mickcollins192111 ай бұрын

    I do improv comedy and this guy's crowd work simultaneously inspires and terrifies me. Inspires, because he makes sharp-tongued wit a bloody art form. Terrifies, because some day I am going to take a run at an audience member who has his wit and repertoire of savage quips and I am going to be murdered in front of a crowd.

  • @scott83gmail

    @scott83gmail

    10 ай бұрын

    You always have the mic

  • @jirokoshibailey2052

    @jirokoshibailey2052

    10 ай бұрын

    Supposedly it happened to him in his earlier years, all about experience it seems

  • @terryloker2585

    @terryloker2585

    10 ай бұрын

    As Jimmy carr says though about Heckling ' It's ok for the audience to win sometimes, it's all part of the fun' Comedians get destroyed on occasion . Krikes they deserve it LOL

  • @Robert-rl7rd

    @Robert-rl7rd

    9 ай бұрын

    Frankie Boyle ghost writes for him

  • @home5893

    @home5893

    9 ай бұрын

    Bro, Edo Tensei.

  • @boredmurse3432
    @boredmurse34326 ай бұрын

    The “Blumkey” part is probably the best I’ve seen as far as audience reaction and just how funny everything about that bit is

  • @stayblazin408

    @stayblazin408

    Ай бұрын

    blumpkin*

  • @periloustactic
    @periloustactic6 ай бұрын

    Jimmy is an absolute comic genius.

  • @morganfreeaimthebountyhunt7682
    @morganfreeaimthebountyhunt768211 ай бұрын

    Someone in the audience: murmurs Jimmy: BONESAW IS READYYYY I GOTCHA FER THREE MINUTES

  • @WheelchairWolverine

    @WheelchairWolverine

    10 ай бұрын

    😂😂😂😂

  • @RazorRicky
    @RazorRicky8 ай бұрын

    "I love swearing" Best opening quote ever

  • @periloustactic
    @periloustactic11 ай бұрын

    Jimmy's quick witt and come backs are just efin incredible.

  • @Loknath009
    @Loknath00910 ай бұрын

    Thanks Jimmy this uncut version is quite refreshing!

  • @lovelywaz
    @lovelywaz11 ай бұрын

    The face she made when Jimmy said "That term is called 'Grooming' now".... 😨😨😱😱 She didn't expect it and clearly thought Jimmy is onto something there! 🤨🤨

  • @kiwidiesel
    @kiwidiesel6 ай бұрын

    The emotional damage this man unleashes is truly epic😂❤

  • @pedrosoares7139
    @pedrosoares713910 ай бұрын

    "Is that you're girlfriend? I'm not gonna swap to it" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @mikaelnilsson8041
    @mikaelnilsson80418 ай бұрын

    I'm amazed at how lightning fast Jimmys replies are. It's like a super power.

  • @alvinmortimer7536
    @alvinmortimer753610 ай бұрын

    Jimmy is like the real life Quagmire, giggitty giggitty.

  • @avondalelandscapesteam9238

    @avondalelandscapesteam9238

    10 ай бұрын

    Spot on!!

  • @brancast116

    @brancast116

    6 ай бұрын

    Based off the chin-line alone.

  • @truepennytv
    @truepennytv10 ай бұрын

    Jimmy's laugh is just so whimsical.

  • @7ktTube

    @7ktTube

    10 ай бұрын

    hueee huueee he heeuuuuu

  • @JGGuitarCovers

    @JGGuitarCovers

    10 ай бұрын

    It's so fake

  • @asiamalonson7669
    @asiamalonson76699 ай бұрын

    Wow I've never seen anything so scary but yet rewarding as dis. Ty for not giving up. Congratulations

  • @danielsimpson2494
    @danielsimpson24948 ай бұрын

    I couldn't stop laughing, pure GOLD

  • @anyutajanson1704
    @anyutajanson17048 ай бұрын

    This guy is absolutely brilliant

  • @tesseractbutterflyeffect5861
    @tesseractbutterflyeffect586110 ай бұрын

    Love how his face keeps going from chubby to slim and back again throughout the video.

  • @Jstaman
    @Jstaman10 ай бұрын

    Jimmy is awesome. Love how quick he is

  • @kingbubbafatt9945
    @kingbubbafatt99457 ай бұрын

    His laugh is so contagious.

  • @paulbradley705
    @paulbradley7057 ай бұрын

    Insulted but not hurt.very talented.

  • @bfth121
    @bfth12110 ай бұрын

    She had no idea he was an 'expert' in cheerleading 😂

  • @musicloverme3993

    @musicloverme3993

    10 ай бұрын

    He was exhausted from "studying" it!

  • @stephentot5011
    @stephentot50113 ай бұрын

    So Roger Federer is doing stand up now....

  • @user-bp5ds9ff6z

    @user-bp5ds9ff6z

    Ай бұрын

    Roger Federer with a down syndrome

  • @Cacophony314
    @Cacophony3149 ай бұрын

    If Jimmy Carr ever starts with me, I'd just keep quiet... don't give him any fuel 😂, he always turns nothing into _something._

  • @Ag3nt0fCha0s

    @Ag3nt0fCha0s

    6 ай бұрын

    I’d feed his fire. He could get the whole gig to laugh. And that would be worth the humiliation.

  • @fovarberma752
    @fovarberma7529 ай бұрын

    I love how a British accent makes you sound distinguished while speaking of queefs.

  • @zephyrkhambatta
    @zephyrkhambatta10 ай бұрын

    I like that you said "good luck" at the end of this video.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Watched the whole thing, thanks man!

  • @HiTekCowboy
    @HiTekCowboy9 ай бұрын

    A legend. nuff said.

  • @Totto87
    @Totto878 ай бұрын

    Fury jam still gets me laughing hard no matter how many times I hear it lol

  • @Sizmark-hl9gc
    @Sizmark-hl9gc10 ай бұрын

    Jimmy’s the best comedian, never fails to make me laugh.

  • @spamh8r1007

    @spamh8r1007

    3 ай бұрын

    I'm the 100th 'yes-I-agree-with-you'. : )

  • @bambibrosemer1597
    @bambibrosemer15977 ай бұрын

    Love his little laugh🤣🤣🤣

  • @rossy7
    @rossy711 ай бұрын

    Simply the best! AWESOME 😂😂😂😂

  • @dreamtheaterstryper
    @dreamtheaterstryper10 ай бұрын

    So interesting! Thank you for this great video!

  • @sadhupramod9
    @sadhupramod910 ай бұрын

    humans wake up, lives in reality with entertainment...added lies to pull out the flavour just like sacred texts but inside out...natural...he is a best human being ❤

  • @corystarkiller
    @corystarkiller8 ай бұрын

    Comedy is alive and well in the commonwealth. 🇨🇦

  • @DaneliusUK
    @DaneliusUK10 ай бұрын

    Enjoyed it, thank you.

  • @justinanderson267
    @justinanderson2679 ай бұрын

    You're the best Jimmy!

  • @BARROTJASON2
    @BARROTJASON28 ай бұрын

    Amazing crowd work!

  • @willwetherington
    @willwetherington8 ай бұрын

    Don't heckle pro comedians. They're way too quick on their feet and will put in your place really fast!

  • @johncanby8109
    @johncanby810910 ай бұрын

    I have been a fan of yours for nearly 20 years. Thank you for putting your humor deep inside me. That’s what you called “him,” right?

  • @nm_9_

    @nm_9_

    9 ай бұрын

    Kid named Humour

  • @wewereonabreaakkkbyrossgel5574

    @wewereonabreaakkkbyrossgel5574

    9 ай бұрын

    thats so gay🤣🤣

  • @harrysmith4620

    @harrysmith4620

    2 ай бұрын

    Did he put anything else deep inside of you?

  • @davidschneff6926
    @davidschneff69268 ай бұрын

    Quick witted comedy...loved it....not to mention. Cutting down the pretentious girls

  • @MiKeMiDNiTe-77
    @MiKeMiDNiTe-779 ай бұрын

    I love this guy..genius humor

  • @zackeriah77
    @zackeriah778 ай бұрын

    Love it! Brilliant!

  • @CodyDTD
    @CodyDTD8 ай бұрын

    *"Noddy!!"* 🤣🤣🤣🤦🏻‍♀️

  • @robinlinh
    @robinlinh6 ай бұрын

    even his audience is funny "at what point of the relationship did he ask for that?" "the end"

  • @SwissplWatches
    @SwissplWatches6 ай бұрын

    FANTASTIC!!!!!!! I haven't laughed this hard in a while!

  • @andrewwhite1305
    @andrewwhite130511 ай бұрын

    Jimmy droppin' bombs!

  • @momactavish
    @momactavish9 ай бұрын

    This guy would be a perfect Glen Quagmire if theres ever Family Guy real movie

  • @rizz.0.
    @rizz.0.11 ай бұрын

    Jimmy you're the best

  • @darXcore
    @darXcoreАй бұрын

    Simply brilliant compilation.

  • @josephstoliker986
    @josephstoliker9863 ай бұрын

    This man is hysterical!!!

  • @parko1965
    @parko1965Ай бұрын

    Absolutely brilliant.

  • @carlsitler9071
    @carlsitler90715 ай бұрын

    Genius! Laughed so hard.

  • @saimbhat6243
    @saimbhat62439 ай бұрын

    That audience has a really good sense of humor.

  • @muppetmike69
    @muppetmike699 ай бұрын

    Seen him live the man’s a genius 😂😂😂😂

  • @alfiovillordo350
    @alfiovillordo35010 ай бұрын

    Great as ever

  • @flyonthewall7026
    @flyonthewall70263 ай бұрын

    Soooo funny... And is extremely MORAL... I love this man 👊

  • @gumusluk05
    @gumusluk054 ай бұрын

    That was brilliant Tan ! I wish you a very Happy Christmas. 🎉🥰

  • @BrandonHardaker
    @BrandonHardaker10 ай бұрын

    Best British comedian

  • @user-ed4ux8vx9v

    @user-ed4ux8vx9v

    10 ай бұрын

    Laughable statement my friend!

  • @MJG206

    @MJG206

    9 ай бұрын

    we get it, you dont understand him. @@user-ed4ux8vx9v

  • @ivaerz4977

    @ivaerz4977

    7 ай бұрын

    That would be Gordon Ramsay

  • @JackBradley-ow1dy
    @JackBradley-ow1dy11 ай бұрын

    This has helped me to paint 2day, I'm amateur and am quite ill, I. Most of the tips are Very good, thanks for tips keep them coming

  • @Pigpen1202
    @Pigpen12023 ай бұрын

    That was freaking hilarious 😂

  • @jonnywatts2970
    @jonnywatts29708 ай бұрын

    Man that was good

  • @erickofod8550
    @erickofod855010 ай бұрын

    😂😂😂😂😂 Hilarious as usual.

  • @jonnywatts2970
    @jonnywatts29708 ай бұрын

    Love the freestyle

  • @paulatreanor5566
    @paulatreanor556610 ай бұрын

    He is so entertaining ☺️

  • @zandarx
    @zandarx6 ай бұрын

    my god he is comedy gold... keep this man!

  • @Timesend
    @Timesend2 ай бұрын

    Absolutely amazing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @KingRealEstate
    @KingRealEstate9 ай бұрын

    Brilliant Jimmy...

  • @nimplex2076
    @nimplex207610 ай бұрын

    I watched the short vids of dan bilzerian with tons of girls,jets, blabla etc. BUT after this clip I have to admit... YOU reachd top of the world ! Just standing there "speaking "normally" / "the truth" and "making money of it somehow" as you said.... haha man thx!!! Thats 'comedy' :) (I also do this my whole life already - but I'm not famous, so when I talk like that everybody gets offendd :P

  • @JoeyP946
    @JoeyP9464 ай бұрын

    just the first 3 seconds and I'm already laughing. Stopping the show just hoping for someone to heckle 🤣

  • @yetiornot5726
    @yetiornot57263 ай бұрын

    I've met Jimmy before and he's a really sweet guy. He's really good at his stage persona.

  • @luqeprisecaru8507
    @luqeprisecaru850710 ай бұрын

    always called it , he's a genious

  • @user-ed4ux8vx9v

    @user-ed4ux8vx9v

    10 ай бұрын

    No he's not, he is just a very sarcastic man

  • @MJG206

    @MJG206

    9 ай бұрын

    Takes a smart man to be successfully sarcastic. @@user-ed4ux8vx9v

  • @Nicebitoffishing
    @Nicebitoffishing11 ай бұрын

    In the era of cancel culture this man is always refreshing 😂

  • @Daniel-yl8y

    @Daniel-yl8y

    11 ай бұрын

    It almost seems like (in Europe) "cancel culture" is mostly right wing, loaded fighting term. Who would have thought...

  • @realitybreath4647

    @realitybreath4647

    10 ай бұрын

    Cancel culture isn’t a real thing lol.

  • @wintermansion

    @wintermansion

    8 ай бұрын

    he's immune to cancel culture lol

  • @ianhill4585

    @ianhill4585

    8 ай бұрын

    "If you build it they will come". Him and Ricky G, will always have a vast audience..

  • @supersexygal01

    @supersexygal01

    6 ай бұрын

    And the amount of things he said not only are they hilarious but weirdly if it was said by anyone else the snowflakes would’ve cancelled him

  • @thefurrybastard1964
    @thefurrybastard19647 ай бұрын

    Long may you make us laugh Jimmy!

  • @user-wj3bs8dq6s
    @user-wj3bs8dq6s12 күн бұрын

    He is absolutely brilliant

  • @accidental-life
    @accidental-life10 ай бұрын

    I've had a blumpkin.They are great!

  • @alexanderkeber4257
    @alexanderkeber4257Ай бұрын

    So great delivery I cry from laughing even though I know the joke that’s coming!

  • @wolfang4219
    @wolfang42193 ай бұрын

    Haven't laughed this hard in ages

  • @alimitchell5346
    @alimitchell53468 ай бұрын

    Saw him in Darwin in may... brilliant...

  • @denishennessy1318
    @denishennessy131810 ай бұрын

    Quality 😂

  • @MaxyX
    @MaxyX6 ай бұрын

    Loved the video

  • @coldwarsarge7592
    @coldwarsarge759211 ай бұрын

    Jimmy Carr is amazing!

  • @mikefufuffalo8487
    @mikefufuffalo84879 ай бұрын

    This was a really good compilation =) Thanks for the years of laughs, Jimmy =) Not that you read these lol

  • @jimmycarr

    @jimmycarr

    9 ай бұрын

    Many more years of laughs to come!

  • @McVaio

    @McVaio

    9 ай бұрын

    ​@@jimmycarrOMG he did read it 😂

  • @johnnysteradactyl558

    @johnnysteradactyl558

    9 ай бұрын

    Right back at you

  • @wintermansion

    @wintermansion

    8 ай бұрын

    That's a bot replying.

  • @McVaio

    @McVaio

    8 ай бұрын

    @@wintermansion You're a bot replying.

  • @SonnyRamos-xm5ni
    @SonnyRamos-xm5ni9 ай бұрын

    the laugh at the end!!

  • @esaber5301
    @esaber530110 ай бұрын

    You are a piece of ...... but I can't get enough of you Jimmy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ARTPLAYSGAMES86
    @ARTPLAYSGAMES863 ай бұрын

    At least he thanks us for watching. That should catch on more. He knows we can watch anything and chose to watch this. Classy guy.

  • @senaexiled5081
    @senaexiled50813 ай бұрын

    Fantastic!

  • @Stubear22374
    @Stubear2237410 ай бұрын

    She will certainly think before heckling again, proper roasting there, love him or hate him he knows how to roast a heckler

  • @hectormugwump5530

    @hectormugwump5530

    9 ай бұрын

    Anyone who's paid good money to see a Jimmy Carr show knows exactly what they're getting themselves into surely? He's like the end boss of heckling.

  • @SamuelBlack84

    @SamuelBlack84

    8 ай бұрын

    I didn't heckle him, but he said I had a face like thunder 😂

  • @garry760
    @garry7608 ай бұрын

    You are hilarios,would love to see you live.Come to Toronto Canada.😂

  • @Deanoroykeano
    @Deanoroykeano9 ай бұрын

    Amazing show my friend take a bow ! 🎉🇹🇷

  • @user-ni1gi8gr9d
    @user-ni1gi8gr9d5 ай бұрын

    British comedians, starting with the late Dave Allen, have improved my English more than all my teachers combined, and I had great teachers 😅

  • @Bamboule05

    @Bamboule05

    3 ай бұрын

    Dave Allen was irish, though

  • @user-ni1gi8gr9d

    @user-ni1gi8gr9d

    3 ай бұрын

    @@Bamboule05 Yes, but as far as I can remember, he didn't speak Gaelic 😉

  • @user-ni1gi8gr9d

    @user-ni1gi8gr9d

    3 ай бұрын

    @@Bamboule05 I get it now, I wrote "British comedians ". 😉

  • @neilperry2224
    @neilperry222411 ай бұрын

    That was great, any more in the film storage jimmy?

  • @ColdNumbzThePain
    @ColdNumbzThePain8 ай бұрын

    14:10 at least jimmy actually apologised ware as most comedians wouldn't so i give him props for that! 👍🏻

  • @gailfawcett5555
    @gailfawcett55559 ай бұрын

    I saw him in Bath a couple of weeks ago. He was hilarious 😅😅

  • @Cyb3rM1nd

    @Cyb3rM1nd

    9 ай бұрын

    What were you doing in his bathroom? O.o

  • @gailfawcett5555

    @gailfawcett5555

    9 ай бұрын

    @@Cyb3rM1nd 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Good-Intentions

    @Good-Intentions

    9 ай бұрын

    @@Cyb3rM1nd your autism makes you soo beautiful. i get why the people love Jimi. the brutality of honesty makes me giggle.

  • @Cyb3rM1nd

    @Cyb3rM1nd

    9 ай бұрын

    @@Good-Intentions Not autistic, as far as I know, but thanks, I think?

  • @rocqitmon

    @rocqitmon

    6 ай бұрын

    @@Cyb3rM1nd. good Groucho callback mate!

  • @refri17ner95
    @refri17ner959 ай бұрын

    This is real comedy! Thank you for your raw talent!

  • @letsdojokes
    @letsdojokes10 ай бұрын

    Looking forward to a savage comedy night on June 21st in Montreal mate!

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