45 Minutes of Jimmy Carr Roasting Women [UNCUT] | Jimmy Carr
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This is every time a woman has found themselves in the firing line in some of Jimmy's roasting.
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There's a difference between comedians who deliver well-rehearsed jokes versus a guy like this who is so sharp and quick mentally that he can make jokes up on the fly. He's brilliant, a bona fide genius. I'd hate to piss this guy off and have him destroy me verbally.
@BarriosGroupie
2 ай бұрын
Do you seriously think he made up the stuff at the start on the fly? He prepared that years ago and decided to use it here.
@Chicanery_Artifice
2 ай бұрын
@@BarriosGroupie don't ruin it for him, he thinks it's real
@gobble_gang
2 ай бұрын
Yes I love his humor. Off the wall and in the moment to the level of an 8th grader. Some high brow, deep comedy 😂
@jeremyaljoe6564
4 күн бұрын
His adhd brain working FOR him instead of against! Genius. (Not knowing if he is diagnosed. Just observing)
"its quite possible you whispered that and it picked up an echo" what a savage.
@musicloverme3993
10 ай бұрын
It's even more so when you see the other portion as this is a callback. It's here on KZread.
@poojashedge266
9 ай бұрын
Can you explain this joke please?
@darkvisiongothacked
9 ай бұрын
@@poojashedge266 he is saying her vagine is so cavernous/loose that it picked up her voice and echoed it making her "whisper" sound louder than it was.
@McVaio
9 ай бұрын
@@poojashedge266large cavity.
@rolandhansen812
8 ай бұрын
@@McVaio It needs to be drilled and filled
How he manages to be crude and sound polite is a very British thing.
@jirokoshibailey2052
10 ай бұрын
He actually is a really nice person, apparently a lot of truly nice people can instantly think the worst, he can turn that into comedy tho
@dirkwolf9463
10 ай бұрын
Well a posh British thing anyway, some UK accents can make even the polite sound crude. 🤪
@hamzahl75
10 ай бұрын
@@jirokoshibailey2052qqqqqqq
@cma113
10 ай бұрын
@@jirokoshibailey2052😊
@Robert-rl7rd
9 ай бұрын
He's actually Irish but no idea why he has that accent
There is no way I'd sit anywhere even remotely visible at a Jimmy Carr show, it's a kitchen down there and I can't take the heat.
Jimmy, you are probably the only comedian left that can speak the way you do. Thank you for making me laugh all these years. You're a good man.
@baconrastas
10 ай бұрын
Not really, anyone that is funny can actually do it, they just have to not care about being 'cancelled' as cancel culture as they fully seem to leave alone anyone that genuinely doesn't care if they're offended.
@markbeaver5321
10 ай бұрын
Except 'he's' actually a she. Before you call me crazy, simple forensic anthropology proves that I'm right. The gait in particular, the way a person walks, the different genders ascend and descend stairs differently, males knees are together, the legs straight, whilst females knees are apart, the femur rotates around the female pelvis. There are other markers, but this is the most obvious.
@Bucketbrain82
9 ай бұрын
In da (left) club
@parzival5501
9 ай бұрын
@@Bucketbrain82 I'm in no one's club 😁 but my own!
@StuartRobb-kc6rr
9 ай бұрын
@@Bucketbrain8200…
"I'll tell you what's embarrassing" It's always hilarious to me when people go through that uncomfortable phase of fake smiling because they don't know where the joke's going. xD
@jirokoshibailey2052
10 ай бұрын
Always plain answers from audience, "who's your fantasy?" Jessica Elba? I'd of tried Jessica Rabbit from who framed roger rabbit
@Godavarivlogs007
6 ай бұрын
Yeah absolutely
@ArmandoSanchez-sp5zl
6 ай бұрын
Truuee loll
I do improv comedy and this guy's crowd work simultaneously inspires and terrifies me. Inspires, because he makes sharp-tongued wit a bloody art form. Terrifies, because some day I am going to take a run at an audience member who has his wit and repertoire of savage quips and I am going to be murdered in front of a crowd.
@scott83gmail
10 ай бұрын
You always have the mic
@jirokoshibailey2052
10 ай бұрын
Supposedly it happened to him in his earlier years, all about experience it seems
@terryloker2585
10 ай бұрын
As Jimmy carr says though about Heckling ' It's ok for the audience to win sometimes, it's all part of the fun' Comedians get destroyed on occasion . Krikes they deserve it LOL
@Robert-rl7rd
9 ай бұрын
Frankie Boyle ghost writes for him
@home5893
9 ай бұрын
Bro, Edo Tensei.
The “Blumkey” part is probably the best I’ve seen as far as audience reaction and just how funny everything about that bit is
@stayblazin408
Ай бұрын
blumpkin*
Jimmy is an absolute comic genius.
Someone in the audience: murmurs Jimmy: BONESAW IS READYYYY I GOTCHA FER THREE MINUTES
@WheelchairWolverine
10 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
"I love swearing" Best opening quote ever
Jimmy's quick witt and come backs are just efin incredible.
Thanks Jimmy this uncut version is quite refreshing!
The face she made when Jimmy said "That term is called 'Grooming' now".... 😨😨😱😱 She didn't expect it and clearly thought Jimmy is onto something there! 🤨🤨
The emotional damage this man unleashes is truly epic😂❤
"Is that you're girlfriend? I'm not gonna swap to it" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I'm amazed at how lightning fast Jimmys replies are. It's like a super power.
Jimmy is like the real life Quagmire, giggitty giggitty.
@avondalelandscapesteam9238
10 ай бұрын
Spot on!!
@brancast116
6 ай бұрын
Based off the chin-line alone.
Jimmy's laugh is just so whimsical.
@7ktTube
10 ай бұрын
hueee huueee he heeuuuuu
@JGGuitarCovers
10 ай бұрын
It's so fake
Wow I've never seen anything so scary but yet rewarding as dis. Ty for not giving up. Congratulations
I couldn't stop laughing, pure GOLD
This guy is absolutely brilliant
Love how his face keeps going from chubby to slim and back again throughout the video.
Jimmy is awesome. Love how quick he is
His laugh is so contagious.
Insulted but not hurt.very talented.
She had no idea he was an 'expert' in cheerleading 😂
@musicloverme3993
10 ай бұрын
He was exhausted from "studying" it!
So Roger Federer is doing stand up now....
@user-bp5ds9ff6z
Ай бұрын
Roger Federer with a down syndrome
If Jimmy Carr ever starts with me, I'd just keep quiet... don't give him any fuel 😂, he always turns nothing into _something._
@Ag3nt0fCha0s
6 ай бұрын
I’d feed his fire. He could get the whole gig to laugh. And that would be worth the humiliation.
I love how a British accent makes you sound distinguished while speaking of queefs.
I like that you said "good luck" at the end of this video.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Watched the whole thing, thanks man!
A legend. nuff said.
Fury jam still gets me laughing hard no matter how many times I hear it lol
Jimmy’s the best comedian, never fails to make me laugh.
@spamh8r1007
3 ай бұрын
I'm the 100th 'yes-I-agree-with-you'. : )
Love his little laugh🤣🤣🤣
Simply the best! AWESOME 😂😂😂😂
So interesting! Thank you for this great video!
humans wake up, lives in reality with entertainment...added lies to pull out the flavour just like sacred texts but inside out...natural...he is a best human being ❤
Comedy is alive and well in the commonwealth. 🇨🇦
Enjoyed it, thank you.
You're the best Jimmy!
Amazing crowd work!
Don't heckle pro comedians. They're way too quick on their feet and will put in your place really fast!
I have been a fan of yours for nearly 20 years. Thank you for putting your humor deep inside me. That’s what you called “him,” right?
@nm_9_
9 ай бұрын
Kid named Humour
@wewereonabreaakkkbyrossgel5574
9 ай бұрын
thats so gay🤣🤣
@harrysmith4620
2 ай бұрын
Did he put anything else deep inside of you?
Quick witted comedy...loved it....not to mention. Cutting down the pretentious girls
I love this guy..genius humor
Love it! Brilliant!
*"Noddy!!"* 🤣🤣🤣🤦🏻♀️
even his audience is funny "at what point of the relationship did he ask for that?" "the end"
FANTASTIC!!!!!!! I haven't laughed this hard in a while!
Jimmy droppin' bombs!
This guy would be a perfect Glen Quagmire if theres ever Family Guy real movie
Jimmy you're the best
Simply brilliant compilation.
This man is hysterical!!!
Absolutely brilliant.
Genius! Laughed so hard.
That audience has a really good sense of humor.
Seen him live the man’s a genius 😂😂😂😂
Great as ever
Soooo funny... And is extremely MORAL... I love this man 👊
That was brilliant Tan ! I wish you a very Happy Christmas. 🎉🥰
Best British comedian
@user-ed4ux8vx9v
10 ай бұрын
Laughable statement my friend!
@MJG206
9 ай бұрын
we get it, you dont understand him. @@user-ed4ux8vx9v
@ivaerz4977
7 ай бұрын
That would be Gordon Ramsay
This has helped me to paint 2day, I'm amateur and am quite ill, I. Most of the tips are Very good, thanks for tips keep them coming
That was freaking hilarious 😂
Man that was good
😂😂😂😂😂 Hilarious as usual.
Love the freestyle
He is so entertaining ☺️
my god he is comedy gold... keep this man!
Absolutely amazing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Brilliant Jimmy...
I watched the short vids of dan bilzerian with tons of girls,jets, blabla etc. BUT after this clip I have to admit... YOU reachd top of the world ! Just standing there "speaking "normally" / "the truth" and "making money of it somehow" as you said.... haha man thx!!! Thats 'comedy' :) (I also do this my whole life already - but I'm not famous, so when I talk like that everybody gets offendd :P
just the first 3 seconds and I'm already laughing. Stopping the show just hoping for someone to heckle 🤣
I've met Jimmy before and he's a really sweet guy. He's really good at his stage persona.
always called it , he's a genious
@user-ed4ux8vx9v
10 ай бұрын
No he's not, he is just a very sarcastic man
@MJG206
9 ай бұрын
Takes a smart man to be successfully sarcastic. @@user-ed4ux8vx9v
In the era of cancel culture this man is always refreshing 😂
@Daniel-yl8y
11 ай бұрын
It almost seems like (in Europe) "cancel culture" is mostly right wing, loaded fighting term. Who would have thought...
@realitybreath4647
10 ай бұрын
Cancel culture isn’t a real thing lol.
@wintermansion
8 ай бұрын
he's immune to cancel culture lol
@ianhill4585
8 ай бұрын
"If you build it they will come". Him and Ricky G, will always have a vast audience..
@supersexygal01
6 ай бұрын
And the amount of things he said not only are they hilarious but weirdly if it was said by anyone else the snowflakes would’ve cancelled him
Long may you make us laugh Jimmy!
He is absolutely brilliant
I've had a blumpkin.They are great!
So great delivery I cry from laughing even though I know the joke that’s coming!
Haven't laughed this hard in ages
Saw him in Darwin in may... brilliant...
Quality 😂
Loved the video
Jimmy Carr is amazing!
This was a really good compilation =) Thanks for the years of laughs, Jimmy =) Not that you read these lol
@jimmycarr
9 ай бұрын
Many more years of laughs to come!
@McVaio
9 ай бұрын
@@jimmycarrOMG he did read it 😂
@johnnysteradactyl558
9 ай бұрын
Right back at you
@wintermansion
8 ай бұрын
That's a bot replying.
@McVaio
8 ай бұрын
@@wintermansion You're a bot replying.
the laugh at the end!!
You are a piece of ...... but I can't get enough of you Jimmy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
At least he thanks us for watching. That should catch on more. He knows we can watch anything and chose to watch this. Classy guy.
Fantastic!
She will certainly think before heckling again, proper roasting there, love him or hate him he knows how to roast a heckler
@hectormugwump5530
9 ай бұрын
Anyone who's paid good money to see a Jimmy Carr show knows exactly what they're getting themselves into surely? He's like the end boss of heckling.
@SamuelBlack84
8 ай бұрын
I didn't heckle him, but he said I had a face like thunder 😂
You are hilarios,would love to see you live.Come to Toronto Canada.😂
Amazing show my friend take a bow ! 🎉🇹🇷
British comedians, starting with the late Dave Allen, have improved my English more than all my teachers combined, and I had great teachers 😅
@Bamboule05
3 ай бұрын
Dave Allen was irish, though
@user-ni1gi8gr9d
3 ай бұрын
@@Bamboule05 Yes, but as far as I can remember, he didn't speak Gaelic 😉
@user-ni1gi8gr9d
3 ай бұрын
@@Bamboule05 I get it now, I wrote "British comedians ". 😉
That was great, any more in the film storage jimmy?
14:10 at least jimmy actually apologised ware as most comedians wouldn't so i give him props for that! 👍🏻
I saw him in Bath a couple of weeks ago. He was hilarious 😅😅
@Cyb3rM1nd
9 ай бұрын
What were you doing in his bathroom? O.o
@gailfawcett5555
9 ай бұрын
@@Cyb3rM1nd 😂😂😂😂😂
@Good-Intentions
9 ай бұрын
@@Cyb3rM1nd your autism makes you soo beautiful. i get why the people love Jimi. the brutality of honesty makes me giggle.
@Cyb3rM1nd
9 ай бұрын
@@Good-Intentions Not autistic, as far as I know, but thanks, I think?
@rocqitmon
6 ай бұрын
@@Cyb3rM1nd. good Groucho callback mate!
This is real comedy! Thank you for your raw talent!
Looking forward to a savage comedy night on June 21st in Montreal mate!