Jimmy Carr: Laughing and Joking (2013) - FULL LIVE SHOW
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Jimmy Carr: Laughing and Joking (2013) - FULL LIVE SHOW
The show is packed with one-liners, stories & jokes. Some clever, some rude and a few totally unacceptable. Laughing & Joking is a chance to see this award-winning comedian at his near-the-knuckle best.
Welcome to Jimmy Carr's official KZread channel, where you can find all the best bits from his stand-up comedy shows, TV appearances, podcasts, and more!
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@KarrierBag
2 жыл бұрын
I needed this even if it is way old...... thank you
@davewilson9738
2 жыл бұрын
Bloody good show sir!
@QueenSloan
2 жыл бұрын
💙 Jimmy 💙
@fightcinema3917
2 жыл бұрын
Why
@KarrierBag
2 жыл бұрын
@@fightcinema3917 why not?
His sense of humor is dangerous for this day and age and I appreciate him for it
@brenna_boop6341
4 жыл бұрын
Marshall Davis you’re*
@XxWatulookinat69xX
4 жыл бұрын
@Marshall Davis respect wahmen
@brenna_boop6341
3 жыл бұрын
Marshall Davis first of all, I am nobody’s. Second, @Iceguy15, Yoda still managed to be grammatically correct while using anastrophe, so why can’t you?
@XxWatulookinat69xX
3 жыл бұрын
@@agenericusername2488 go away, virgin.
@anouarkrassimovich7481
3 жыл бұрын
it's not his humour that is dangerous, it's the surrounding mentality of this day that is dangerous.
That laugh. Can't crank up the volume too much or the neighbors think I'm buggering a goose.
@wilmer89
4 жыл бұрын
Sounds like Mickey mouse
@synthonaplinth5980
4 жыл бұрын
haha, OMG, HAHA
@randomhuman5535
4 жыл бұрын
A proper British reply which no other country can get
@falconpowerful2362
4 жыл бұрын
I use it as _cover_ for buggering a goose ;-) .
@synthonaplinth5980
4 жыл бұрын
@@randomhuman5535 'Get' meaning 'use', or 'understand'?
So many double entendres. Nothing but punchlines. Pure comedic genius. Thank you Mr Carr
@Fruitysfaction
11 ай бұрын
Yeah, well. Copied straight from /r/funny.
@tostadoro
11 ай бұрын
@@Fruitysfaction so he went in 2013 to a subreddit to get material? Sure.
@stefaniabrazzi1358
9 ай бұрын
@@tostadorohe has done worst than that in recent years! This muppet should get both his hands up and slap his face with both hands till they become an odd number.
@Klatu1234
8 ай бұрын
@BMC11879 It's cracking how he reels them off. Hardest working maybe not, but he has a gift.
@electro5175
8 ай бұрын
@@Fruitysfactiontell me you live on reddit without telling me you live on reddit
i love how confident he is with confrontational bits and how bloody sharp he is at scaffolding a punchline joke. Hes an intellectual ninja with insults so searing and original he makes you 😬 😂 all at once.
@Klatu1234
8 ай бұрын
He's kind of like an English Tim Minchin but not so scathing, and pure turn around comedy. I could watch him all day, and not get bored. kzread.info/dash/bejne/epx717p8pafIYbg.html&ab_channel=stormmovie Speaking of which. Pure fantasy but pure gold.
The people willing to talk to him in the crowd are legends.
@kingkong6148
3 жыл бұрын
They’re brave 😂
@OrangeSunshine15
3 жыл бұрын
Gary is a legend!
@wellhelodeer2680
3 жыл бұрын
No they’re not, they’re mostly obnoxious
@itsthatonechickagaincallth7843
3 жыл бұрын
@@wellhelodeer2680 I mean the people he talks to, not the hecklers.
@thebuckstopshere79
3 жыл бұрын
U mean hecklers ?
I like how jimmy wanders away from the structured repertoire to remind everyone how fast his wit is, every now and again.
@purplecadence7390
3 жыл бұрын
Thats your real profile pic?
@corrosive1376
3 жыл бұрын
@@purplecadence7390 is that yours?
@notlisztening9821
3 жыл бұрын
@@purplecadence7390 what's gone wrong in your childhood? :,D
@purplecadence7390
3 жыл бұрын
@@notlisztening9821 ok
@frevilo1
3 жыл бұрын
When?
As an american, I have never googled so much during a show lol
@yeetmskeet3441
3 жыл бұрын
Anything specific you needed to search?
@zanecraig962
3 жыл бұрын
Rachel riley. She is just a producer
@simeondermaats
3 жыл бұрын
@@zanecraig962 But she's also... so much more than that
@yeetmskeet3441
3 жыл бұрын
@@simeondermaats Agreed
@russellsingleton4191
3 жыл бұрын
@@zanecraig962 Watch ''8 out of 10 cats does countdown" however you can. Trust me
1:07:52 is the best part of the whole show Jimmy’s face after she says that is priceless
@hurtigheinz3790
Жыл бұрын
"At the end!" Such a great answer.
Jimmy Carr could literally confess to any number of crimes and you'd think it's a joke 😂
@tesfuweldemikael2902
3 жыл бұрын
Henning Wehn is also a criminal type.
@cameronmaden6268
3 жыл бұрын
@@tesfuweldemikael2902 german?
@tesfuweldemikael2902
3 жыл бұрын
@@cameronmaden6268 He is, but he's a British comedian nevertheless...
@andysutcliffe3915
3 жыл бұрын
It worked for the other Jimmy...
@zanecraig962
3 жыл бұрын
" I killed someone" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
His crowd interaction is incredible. It really adds to his performance
@texasray5237
3 жыл бұрын
That's why they have the clown with the laugh sign.
@shintaromidorima493
3 жыл бұрын
His sense of humor is dangerous for this day and age and I appreciate him for it
@jirokoshibailey2052
10 ай бұрын
He has (edit) 're-'used a couple of responses in his 'heckling' bit, but it is always funny
@carlisroy6666
9 ай бұрын
@@texasray5237Prove it.
@ItzRobbie05
8 ай бұрын
@@texasray5237proof
He's the comedian that makes everyone terrified if he targets you in the audience!
@NatandGeorge
2 жыл бұрын
You're fine if you didn't elicit it by heckling. He's kindly to those he just chooses to help out.
@jillsandwitch67
Жыл бұрын
his face is enough to terrify me
My man who bought his fiancé a bread maker instead of an engagement ring took make me a sandwich to a whole new level.
@Nabooze
2 жыл бұрын
I dont get it
@NatandGeorge
2 жыл бұрын
@@Nabooze it's cliche for a certain type of hairy knuckled man to demand "his" woman make him asandwich (she's only good for in the kitchen); Reece is suggesting this guy was being up-front about this attitude by giving her a breadmaker to seal their engagement.
@Nabooze
2 жыл бұрын
@@NatandGeorge oh damn thanks for explaining
@im2goodm839
2 жыл бұрын
@@NatandGeorge also she can use the bread maker to make the sandwich😂
@hokagejason4732
Жыл бұрын
@@NatandGeorge you mixed it up, he gave her a bread maker simply as a present. She in return gave him a breadmaker later in the future as an engagement present because she was still upset about it. Honestly seems petty on her end in my opinion. I don't think buying a bread maker is inherently a "make me a sandwich" type gesture. It could be sure, depending on the person who gave it and the circumstance, but home made bread is delicious I wouldn't be mad at a bread maker.
My god. So many one liners. How does he remember all that?
@BanditOMG
4 жыл бұрын
For real he just fires them off one after another. Sometimes he has transitions, sometimes it's a hard cut and they generally all work xD
@BanditOMG
4 жыл бұрын
@King Brilliant Did you just get really salty over someone getting complimented on performing their act well?
@TheComputec
4 жыл бұрын
@King Brilliant savage
@GreenLightningHood
4 жыл бұрын
@@TheComputec Not really. Doctors study and go to school for years constantly being tested on their knowledge and are never required to give an hour long speech on 12 second of material at a time and actors only have to remember the lines for the individual scene they are doing at the time and they hardly ever recall their lines later. More comparable would be rappers doing a concert, but I guess that's too difficult to think of when you're so busy being salty because someone who isn't you receives praise.
@TheComputec
4 жыл бұрын
@@GreenLightningHood I think you've replied to the wrong person... This will happen occasionally when you don't know how comments work on KZread... I replied to KING BRILLIANT that his response to the poster was SAVAGE... ie brutal, harsh I will reply to you by saying that you need to wind your neck back in and stop trying to be clever when you clearly cannot follow a conversation thread properly
Most comedians' KZreads: *uploads clips of the most popular jokes that everyone already knows* Jimmy Carr's KZread: hold my beer
@itsthatguy7713
4 жыл бұрын
*Hold my martini
@loloutloudproduction
4 жыл бұрын
Tbf with ads on KZread probably works out better
@Natinka222
4 жыл бұрын
Josh Wolf did the same.
@khalilkhalil9986
4 жыл бұрын
"hold My mic"
@macjgp
4 жыл бұрын
"but yeah this was a dick move" mate, no one is arguing that, just you. We're all appreciating the fact that we can watch for free.
It would be too damn hard to pick a favourite gag because you had me laughing really hard and I watched it in the hospital while recovering from a bypass operation. |The minor pain from laughing too hard was well worth it. THANK you Sir, you're BRILLIANT!
@mateivanea2111
2 жыл бұрын
Hope you all And Good now.
@spacely2642
2 жыл бұрын
@@mateivanea2111 Yes I appreciate the concern though
Jimmy Carr is the best comedian BY MILES. Most number of jokes per minute and the best comeback ever.
"My first wife was from Thailand and she died of testicular cancer". Only Jimmy Carr could deliver that joke.
@robertbrookes2000
3 жыл бұрын
Frankie Boyle.
@MrEvanNoyes
3 жыл бұрын
Norton
@mylovesongs2429
3 жыл бұрын
Dave Attell could expand upon that joke and make it world class!
@cameronmaden6268
3 жыл бұрын
@@MrEvanNoyes not enough brexit bashing and trump hating for mr norton
@TheADHDad
3 жыл бұрын
Tsssss! Cause she was a man or sumptin!
Went to see him live around about the time this was filmed, laughed from start to end he was brilliant and to top it off waited at the exit to thank everyone and get a photo which I’m sure 95% don’t even think about doing I mentioned we might go see him a few weeks after that night when he was playing in our home town, and he said ‘oh I wouldn’t bother it’s the same show’ which was quality of him Funny, genuine, dolphin laughing fucking comedy legend
@snoppdeng2
4 жыл бұрын
Strange how the comedian who portrays a persona of being "out there" is down to earth and a good fellow.
@JediAhsokaTano
4 жыл бұрын
'Dolphin laughing' 😂😂😂
@pjyt
3 жыл бұрын
Thanks for sharing the story. Love him more now.
@unitedairco.5140
2 жыл бұрын
Was this in the uk?
@strictlycasual765
2 жыл бұрын
@@unitedairco.5140 yeah mate
The master of stand-up comedy...who else could keep going for this long...and never miss a beat? Amazing! KUDOS!
@snelgrave101
6 ай бұрын
George Carlin
Damn, I love his sense of humor. Some people aren’t as brave enough to make jokes that might offend people nowadays. That’s what is going to be wrong with comedy in the future.
@letmerephrasethat5208
2 жыл бұрын
Maybe so, but I feel that scenario must surely be hundreds and hundreds of milliseconds away
@Dribin
2 жыл бұрын
True, but keep in mind this special came out years ago.
@vegass04
2 жыл бұрын
He is brilliant, no questions about it. But he's sadly not the author of most of his jokes, they are written for him.
@jamesmurphy8676
2 жыл бұрын
@@vegass04 you sure bro?
@vegass04
2 жыл бұрын
@@jamesmurphy8676 Yap. He's got writers for most of his jokes..
This guy is a comedy genius. I wish I could forget all the jokes I just heard, just to head them again..
@puroboi9591
3 жыл бұрын
Renato Britto Araujo auto correct
@gadwaithira
3 жыл бұрын
Lucky you, am literally not getting anything
@PrendeII
3 жыл бұрын
@@gadwaithira you're not getting it because it's not funny.
@stacyyoung1672
2 жыл бұрын
@@gadwaithira . . ...... ................................ . ........ .... . ...... ............
@Missjxss
2 жыл бұрын
@@PrendeII shut up.
"You've seen.. the undead.. And I make you nervous?"
@estebancollazo7641
3 жыл бұрын
His crowd interaction is incredible. It really adds to his performance
This is simply outstanding! He is brilliant and flawless delivery!
I never saw Jimmy Carr before, i have to say, his humor is very witty and unique. I was laughing more than I normally would. Great Job! You sir are a great comedian
Dark humour is truly the best humour
@infiniLor
4 жыл бұрын
@@kidyfiddler5527 not "offence" - just that what your name indicates is criminal
@davgg9621
4 жыл бұрын
@@Mk-One yeah, would you report a guy also if his name was "real ben laden"?
@AliS-ml7nd
4 жыл бұрын
@@kidyfiddler5527 it's people like you who are the real snowflakes lmao, proper going off cause some saddo didn't like your joke. Get a grip.
@olliedylan1381
4 жыл бұрын
Kidy Fiddler *they’re
@olliedylan1381
4 жыл бұрын
Kidy Fiddler “go back to wanking off Muslims u leftist” No believe it or not, being left wing isn’t “wanking off Muslims” it’s actually just being a decent human being and being accepting of people regardless of their race. I really pity your ignorance if you genuinely view Muslims in a negative light. I didn’t think people were actually that stupid that they believed the obnoxious propaganda the media shoved down our throats.
“I can do a mean Michael Jackson impression,wanna here it?” “Great I just need a child volunteer that can keep a secret”
@poppyfield1619
4 жыл бұрын
😆
@yammmit
4 жыл бұрын
ThatsKindaBs • hear*
@strikersub1814
4 жыл бұрын
thanks Micheal
@yammmit
4 жыл бұрын
fenderstratguy it was a funny joke. if you don’t like edgy jokes i’m not sure why you’re here because that is jimmy’s entire style.
@ItsMeStrider
4 жыл бұрын
@@fenderstratguy lmao you're a gigantic hypocrite
I'm so glad I found about this guy. Much love from 🇺🇸.
@rneedham667
2 жыл бұрын
You need to watch The big fat quiz! He host it and its Great! There on you tube
@Officialmryuck
2 жыл бұрын
@@rneedham667 I've been binge watching this game show since you suggested it. Thank you btw ☺ 💓
Still some of the best crowd work ever, he is so unbelievably quick witted it’s hard to believe !
"You know, they say laughter is the best medicine. So maybe, just maybe, if we keep laughing at people in wheelchairs..."
@msanthrope7768
3 жыл бұрын
Oh that cracked me up.. Yes.. it's ok to laugh people. ( I don't mean that literally, AT people in wheel chairs)
@imperallady
3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣😂🤭
@arabhinav9436
2 жыл бұрын
That's a line from family guy S1E5
@EarthSurferUSA
2 жыл бұрын
How do you think some Jewish people became so funny after WW2?
@CloroxBleach-fq4my
Жыл бұрын
😆
" I don't care if it looks racist that's a massive rucksack and I'm getting off the bus" 😂😂😅
@ViceroyoftheDiptera
2 жыл бұрын
Gotta be the most relatable moment
Hearing a raven noise coming out of his mouth in the middle of his jokes at random times is just priceless.
That long joke he told at the end was well worth the wait 😂😂😂😂
“They say that laughter is the best medicine, so maybe just maybe, if we keep laughing at people in wheelchairs....”
@caniscerulean
4 жыл бұрын
Crying is the generic alternative...
@brightwelllamin
4 жыл бұрын
Sbeve 🤞🏼😬🤞🏼
@jameswebb2759
4 жыл бұрын
On my way to a hospital now. I'll let you know what happens
@bigbossimmotal
4 жыл бұрын
I've been in a chair for 16years now. Laughed my ass off on that one. :-)
@poppyfield1619
4 жыл бұрын
@@bigbossimmotal it really was a great one liner!
Jimmy’s laugh is amazing it’s like a seals war cry
@tesfuweldemikael2902
2 жыл бұрын
Best description.
@NatandGeorge
2 жыл бұрын
he laughs on the inhale instead of the exhale.
@Ryrynz2000
2 жыл бұрын
Ha ha haaaaaaaaa
@lawnguyland_guy
2 жыл бұрын
Lol
@chrisbailey1635
Жыл бұрын
@@NatandGeorge 10 points
18:28 (19:02 Exactly) The "I would crawl over broken glass" joke's timestamp if you were looking for it.
Watching this at 2.42am. I am not well. This has perked me up lol
Guy in crowd talks to Jimmy Carr... Jimmy Carr: So, you have chosen death.
@namao7497
3 жыл бұрын
jimmy: and i took that personally
@Nononcense77
3 жыл бұрын
Jimmy: so I started roasting
@wownero7785
2 жыл бұрын
and his mum too
@Pagliacci_Rex
2 жыл бұрын
Jimmy: Cowabunga it is.
@luke_mckay
3 ай бұрын
Jimmy carr: So Guy-In-Crowd's mum.....
The only comedian in the world who can make audience laugh just by laughing.
@georgecrowcroft9260
4 жыл бұрын
Frankie Boyle
@thetacoguy4787
4 жыл бұрын
Seth rogans another
@drivetestdummies
4 жыл бұрын
Ricky Gervais? Dude...
@davidjames4521
4 жыл бұрын
Practically anyone, laughter makes people laugh.
@burgersbeansandchips
4 жыл бұрын
Billy Connolly
This is the first special that make jokes about Islam and not just Christianity. Tank you.
@sit-insforsithis1568
11 ай бұрын
Show is from 10 year ago
it's so fast that my laughs are getting overlapped.
American Humour : *Dark Mode* British Humour : *Midnight Mode*
@atheistninjadude
4 жыл бұрын
Musical Humor: Depeche Mode
@rockfriendmemo
4 жыл бұрын
Philosophy Ball Z *_*gently whispers_*_ reach out and touch faith*_
@jediops_
4 жыл бұрын
Voice Chat Humour: Obama Mode
@jwinnfield9192
4 жыл бұрын
surely British would be After Dark
@KitNoxious
4 жыл бұрын
Australian humour: no fuckin sun mode
This guy is great, He tosses a lot of what I call comedy grenades, you have to think for a split second then the punchline goes off, hes a master at it.
He needs to do a show in the usa. He's fucking hilarious
"It's easy to tell if your house is haunted. It isn't. Grow up" LOL This man's hilarious
"I did Countdown recently, the TV Show, not Dracula's special needs brother." Brilliant, just fucking brilliant!
no matter how many times I watch this, I still laugh
He is the best comedian in the world. Nobody else comes close!
@truthcantbesilenced4533
9 ай бұрын
Bill Burr is pretty lit.
"If a woman can see funny side of life, she's less likely to press charges" hahahaha 46:24
@reganwolf4405
4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣😅🤭
Jimmy: Any Australians in? Crowd: YEAHHH! Jimmy: Welcome Back. As an Aussie, this put me in tears of laughter!
@prashantnittala2864
4 жыл бұрын
What was that supposed to mean?
@elizabethferguson247
4 жыл бұрын
Really!?!
@caniscerulean
4 жыл бұрын
I thought he would follow "Welcome back" with something like "Escape or time served? Oh, just work release then?"
@dothething2892
4 жыл бұрын
Because the brits deported criminals in 1700 period, or around that time, to Australia. Hence the welcome back, I also like the 8 out of 10 cats joke "all Australian food is prison food" -paraphrased
@prashantnittala2864
4 жыл бұрын
@Patient 0 You think you are a smart ass dont ya? Australians are basically english who migrated to that island country a long time ago. Thats what welcome back meant. Read a book
I love being British some of these answers people shout make me proud 😂
@doozerakapuckfutin
2 жыл бұрын
It’s not the cough that carries you off it’s the coughing they carry you off in …
@NatandGeorge
2 жыл бұрын
@@doozerakapuckfutin *coughin' they carry you off in
The speed of Jimmy’s mind is astounding. I’d love to sit and have a chat with him!
Holy shit. New content. 10 year old new content but still, Thanks Jimmy. Not enough top tier comedians do much with their KZread. Good on ya mate, thanks for uploading
@floatinggoose9197
4 жыл бұрын
@Rich West Yea, I noticed pretty shortly after I commented. Still nice to have the full show up, instead of watching other peoples channels who have edited all his content together
@IrenaDeacon
4 жыл бұрын
I wonder what is his newest content because I'm trying to find it all over and I can't find anything new. Did he stop doing comedy does anybody know what happened?
@floatinggoose9197
4 жыл бұрын
@@IrenaDeacon does a British TV game show, and it's just take your time off. Not all Comics put a special out every year
@floatinggoose9197
4 жыл бұрын
@@IrenaDeacon or he's dead
@rabbitphobia
4 жыл бұрын
You do realise Jimmy Carr is not actually replying right? Anyone can start a channel using any name that's available, I just thought you should know this before you get too disappointed when he doesn't reply.
Fifty shades of grey the best selling book that year, whats the world coming too? The most subtle joke Ive ever heard!
@epiphonedude4999
4 жыл бұрын
Paul PaganHawk Marshall I noticed that he also looked in the direction of the lesbians with a sly look. If that was the intent, it’s a perfect triple entendre. If not, I still choose to believe that he looked at the lesbians
@bitzibaerlie
4 жыл бұрын
The one about the teacher girlfriend who wanted him to put his hand up before sex was very subtle as well. (Not sure if it was in this show or one of the other two; watched them in a row)
@RezEverday
4 жыл бұрын
Was in this one ye. I was like 10 seconds behind on that one
@DevilCryno
3 жыл бұрын
Thinking about it now, 50 shades of grey wasn't such a horrible thing to happen with this world.
@NatandGeorge
2 жыл бұрын
@@DevilCryno I reasd the whoole trilogy, & didn't find it overly sexual.
Funny, daring and courageous. Pushing every boundary and proving that as human beings we can laugh at even the most taboo subjects! I think what it comes down to is the beauty of laughter and free speech. By the way, I read banned books!
18:31 lmao I love how he references where he thought of that joke. It was on an episode of countdown earlier in the year but with a different twist. But he managed repackage the joke and make it better lmao awesome
@NatandGeorge
2 жыл бұрын
He probably owns the rights to Countdown jokes.
He looks like a ventriloquist's dummy that's gone off on a solo career.
@royjonesrampage6684
4 жыл бұрын
Waltham1892 even laughs like one
@Waltham1892
4 жыл бұрын
@@royjonesrampage6684 Now that you mention it, yes...
@2000dhruvagarwal
4 жыл бұрын
This is the best comment ever 😂
@batters4718
4 жыл бұрын
Wow you're so original. Oh wait...
@carlfranz6805
4 жыл бұрын
And a very successful one indeed.
I’ve watched this 6 times now and it still makes me laugh
@doozerakapuckfutin
2 жыл бұрын
Only 6 lol
@rneedham667
2 жыл бұрын
Me Too or more!!
@seanpenn659
2 жыл бұрын
He's brilliant
i love how he actively encourages hecklers and makes it a whole part of his act
I was practicing drawing human beans in different poses and somehow found this. You maintain such a perfect posture it's actually scary. Too bad I couldn't draw anything because I was gasping for air because I've laughed for an hour straight
@Chief_Bill
Жыл бұрын
Well that's quite a way to discover him 💀
@escapegoat32
Жыл бұрын
What do human beans look like?
“Your not grading potato paintings are you?” I’m dying inside! 😂🤣
@danijelujcic8644
3 жыл бұрын
You're*
@lenaqui148
3 жыл бұрын
Don't forget to tag your favourite gag!
@desertdaisymarie6951
3 жыл бұрын
Yer, they don’t do potato painting in SpEd..
"has anyone in here actually seen a ghost?" "whoooo" wait a minute...
@trueRisshi
3 жыл бұрын
8
@jitr0619
3 жыл бұрын
@@trueRisshi yeah 8
My face hurts its so hard to be quiet when he opens his mouth a tells jokes I love it 👏👏👏
I love Jimmy, always take things to extremes.
I'm sat in a bar in Hanoi, having a few beers, no company, laughing like a lunatic at this with my headphones on. Thanks Jimmy!!
I like how you remind everyone it's all jokes and shouldn't be applied to real life.
Thanks for the free laughs Jimmy - absolute legend!
Don't forget to tag your favourite gag!
@Sarklord
4 жыл бұрын
My mindset is still on "dirty joke mode = on"....i read: " Don't forget to gag your favourite fagg"
@DM-ee5je
4 жыл бұрын
Whats up with your fake laugh?
@QjuiceEPLE
4 жыл бұрын
47:09
@garyhall3919
4 жыл бұрын
@@Sarklord i smell bullshit
@brianrochette3934
4 жыл бұрын
All toast is brown...... Thank you for putting this up. You are truly an equal opportunity offender.
I’m not British but I just discovered this guy he’s great
@Liaaaam
3 жыл бұрын
Check out Roy Chubby Brown & Paul Chowdhry :)
"Razy Lacisism" 😂
Thank you Sir for bringing such joy, and happiness to so many people. My hat's off to you btother!
Count Down, not Dracula’s special needs brother, SUCH A BRILLIANT JOKE🤣🤣🤣
@marieadesola5275
4 жыл бұрын
Ooooo shii...i Just got it!!😂😂😂😂
@LAnonHubbard
4 жыл бұрын
I had to pause the video at that point and think about it. When I got it, I did laugh out loud.
@alexandrapascal6744
4 жыл бұрын
Hilarious. It took a moment to get it though
@sonofabrick2945
4 жыл бұрын
Haha I saw that on cats does countdown I laughed 😂
@MemeGang420
4 жыл бұрын
I don't get it x_x
Don't heckle Jimmy -- you ain't smart enough, & you WILL lose!
@gymnasiast90
3 жыл бұрын
No, DO heckle Jimmy. It's funnier for the rest of us. ;)
@NatandGeorge
2 жыл бұрын
@@gymnasiast90 fair point. But the point remains, they ain't smart enough & they DO lose! But funnily.
@xxashley314xx
2 жыл бұрын
@@NatandGeorge what's ain't short for?
Hands down his best Special. Hope they release the Extended and Uncut version of this
Love his humor and his laugh... on another note he looks like he is ready to be groomed 😆🤣 keep up the good work you are now my favorite comedian
I actually like how the audience are good sports about his jokes, it makes them way funnier when the people he's talking to laugh along with them.
I'm a big Jimmy Carr fan, but Toby's "tickets to this show" heckle was genuinely funny
@Katstandfield
4 жыл бұрын
My sons name is Toby, I was crying laughing with the "Tobys mum" insults *Gasp* Tobys mum ate him!
@insomniacbritgaming1632
4 жыл бұрын
You could see Jimmy truly laugh at that heckle
I laughed out loud many times, this is so gold!
Jimmy, you're a gem! We need you, sir!
You light up ours lives..with absolute darkness. Thank you Mr. Carr
Real cool of you to put up a whole show. Real cool. Thank you.
Probably the best standup comedian with intellectual and daring wits 👏👌
It’s like 3 in the morning and I choked on my drink when he said “A threesome with two girls means he’s thinking of you. So you have someone to talk to afterwards”
1 hour 30 mins of pure gold, this guy is a machine and never fails one;)
Do not let your comedic guard down with this chap. Layers upon layers of funny. Stay frosty y'all!
Brilliantly funny and just a pleasure to listen to
"Every night after the show, I have attractive women banging on my dressing room door and sometimes I let them out". Love it.
@texasray5237
3 жыл бұрын
Woody Allen thanks you.
@Nic560
3 жыл бұрын
He copied that off dean martin
I still love the “where’s Alan” bait
Great show as usual. This Canadian started loving funny "Panel Shows" because of you, such great humour, tyvm Mr Carr.
I love his connection with the audience.
49:50 I'm Polish but I've always loved Monty Python's and I'm glad that this type I humour: no taboo, no topics too grave to joke about, laughing at oneself, is still percent in British culture. Loved it. Keep up the Lord's work.
"She's gonna be dead before she testifies"🤣🤣🤣
@benjohnson6833
3 жыл бұрын
Epstein's girlfriend?
@ronin_bd9418
3 жыл бұрын
@@benjohnson6833 😂😂😂 OMFG - that's fucking brutal 😂😂😂 respect.
@dragon___
3 жыл бұрын
@@benjohnson6833 he was talking about Jimmy Savile
@benjohnson6833
3 жыл бұрын
@@dragon___ 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
Jimmy you are a legend, I've never laughed so hard
I’ve seen this 80 times lol
03:43 the bit about being hysteric when the landline rings - that is spot on. It's only there to keep my PTSD on high alert mode
@alexf7377
4 жыл бұрын
When my landline rings, I need to decide whether to be highly abusive, or string the 'microsoft support department' along for as long as possible. Managed 45 minutes so far, but would really like to achieve the full hour.
@zawar8225
4 жыл бұрын
@@alexf7377 I achieved at least 9 hours once it was hilarious
Alright, since he brought it up, let's talk bad gifts. I'll start: my dad got me some office supplies for my tenth birthday. I later found out he didn't even buy them, he forgot about my birthday and just wrapped what looked the most unused on his desk.
@ilnuovomanzoni
3 жыл бұрын
My girlfriend gave me a sticker to put on my car key...
@glorygiraffe6317
3 жыл бұрын
My ex gave me a nose hair trimmer for christmas.. it was well deserved all i gave her was concert tickets (with plane tickets and hotell) and a necklace she was drooling over.
@selenajarv8763
2 жыл бұрын
Thats just sad
@davinpeterson79
2 жыл бұрын
@@glorygiraffe6317 that's your fault, not hers
I love the constant put down of the hecklers
You, mr Carr are the King of comedy! You always make me laugh literally out loud, all through your specials! Thank you and never stop!
-Have you ever surprised your parents having sex? - Yes - What did you see? - Awful things 😂😂😂
@trgtdron
4 жыл бұрын
Yes, Dad said get off the girl as they left the room. think it was the handcuffs that got them.
@trgtdron
4 жыл бұрын
Yes, when the flash bulb went off...........
@greglawrencemusic
4 жыл бұрын
-My dad and my sister.
@NatandGeorge
2 жыл бұрын
Did you get an eye full?
I love the thought of Rachel Riley watching this!
@davidseddon2157
2 жыл бұрын
I love the thought of Rachel Riley!
@kevinflemming5928
2 жыл бұрын
That was my exact thought upon reading the above comment as well. /tiphat