"I am so fat" "Naw, babe. You're beautiful." "I said I was fat, not ugly" 🤣😂🤣😆

@myrnar8329

2 жыл бұрын

Very logical

@MicaelaContreras

2 жыл бұрын

That’s a good one I’m gonna use that

@kvoncomedy

2 жыл бұрын

😂

@Notevendani

2 жыл бұрын

I say that all the time 🤣🤣🤣

@hollaratsara

2 жыл бұрын

👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻 yes!!

I kissed my wife and told her “you are so beautiful to me” - she pulled back “why just to you?” LOL this guy knows my pain.

@flickanrimsky

2 жыл бұрын

I'm a woman and I agree lol, turning compliments into insults is my favorite sport. it's so cute how men are traumatized and have ptsd from that lol

@thegamerscave3447

2 жыл бұрын

@@flickanrimsky this comment is wow you are I know your a baby mom and single ran through claiming you are the prize have a seat smh 🤦🏿‍♂️ weirdo

@phataton8206

2 жыл бұрын

They’re seeing if you will check them or not. Each time you don’t they lose respect for you.

@christophercarmonachriz

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Manon627

2 жыл бұрын

But why DID you add the "to me" though? Sus

"They're not for tai chi, they're for chai tea" brilliant wordplay. 🤣

@Real_Lion_of_Judah

8 ай бұрын

it's too bad for the joke that tai chi is actually very yin/feminine. it's a slow, fluid, meditative dance designed to maintain a healthy flow of chi in the body. kind of looks like ballet.

@genzboomer-sv3pl

7 ай бұрын

dont overthink the joke@@Real_Lion_of_Judah

@Real_Lion_of_Judah

7 ай бұрын

​@@genzboomer-sv3pl Not bashing the joke; it still works (kinda). It's just ironic because chai tea and tai chi actually are often found together.

@kevinsantos8439

7 ай бұрын

"chai means tea, you're basically saying tea tea" -Pavitr Prabhakar

@CarlCampbell

7 ай бұрын

I miss more of this in American stand-up.

As a russian I laughed so hard from the last joke, I exploded and a smaller me flew out

@darknlovli

5 ай бұрын

🤕😲

@ifearher

5 ай бұрын

💀💀

@carolynboxmeyer7622

4 ай бұрын

As a nesting doll, haha!

@danielmotella

4 ай бұрын

Stoooooop! Hahahaahah

@watashi_wa_okimasen

4 ай бұрын

🤣🤣

The fact that he said a sexy pic is fully clothed ready to work, I'm sorry but I felt that. Well-dressed men is a gorgeous sight.

@MrPhantomLord11

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, ZZ top figured it out long time ago :D

@milliesecond102

2 жыл бұрын

And GOOD cologne - RAURRRR!😍

@yingnyang2889

2 жыл бұрын

@@MrPhantomLord11 yah was thinking same till I saw your post!

@haroldfrets5468

2 жыл бұрын

@@yingnyang2889 you were thinking the same, UNTIL you saw the post? What? Did you just stop thinking about it?🤔

@yingnyang2889

2 жыл бұрын

@@haroldfrets5468 lol. 😂 No I was actually typing in the same song, then I saw your post as I typed and it. It was like attending the redundant school of redundancy. Edit: his post, not yours. Sheesh 🙄 I actually got out the right side of the bed today.

I looked at my wife when he said “Can you turn a compliment into an argument” and she told me to STFU! Lol

@furyroad028

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣tats cute

@thegregitto

3 жыл бұрын

🤣

@DaDitka

3 жыл бұрын

She only did THAT to you? I did the same with my wife, and the divorce proceedings are beginning next week!!!

@armyforlife21

2 жыл бұрын

🤣😂

@armyforlife21

2 жыл бұрын

@@DaDitka 😂

“It looks yuky to me too” This guy is too funny 😂😂

20:28 I'm Russian and I was sitting there with a done face expression thinking "no, please, not the vodka joke again" and you succeeded at making me laugh😂

@HalfBloodEdits

25 күн бұрын

Do the backpacks ever end? What’s in the last one?😂

"That's right, R. Kelly, tell it to the judge." screaming

@Ava001

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@callmekreme8246

3 жыл бұрын

I'm not sure if that's Ryan Kelly... Or someone else and I'm having confusion.

@deeehi3

3 жыл бұрын

@@callmekreme8246 the singer r Kelly, who sing I believe I can fly

@michaelmataranyika8434

3 жыл бұрын

boy I was convulsing in my bed lol

@callmekreme8246

3 жыл бұрын

@@deeehi3 Thank God- I'm not going crazy with the reference-

"Anything can be an insult" -Literally Twitter

@toinette26

2 жыл бұрын

Never has a truer word been spoken....

@Stabyy

2 жыл бұрын

What about any facebook picture, hell even a church picture will be label as a nazi meeting just because.....reasons????

@danielhoward8354

2 жыл бұрын

Hay thats not nice about twitter, you should take that back, smh some people ugh

@danielhoward8354

2 жыл бұрын

@@Stabyy No thats just a picture of the place all the hypocrites meet up once a week

@Stabyy

2 жыл бұрын

@@danielhoward8354 depends which one, the one I go we do community service and soup kitchen , but I know the people u mean and yeah pretty accurate

😂😂 "That's right, R. Kelly--tell it to the judge. Tell it to the judge"

As someone who wore skinny jeans through my 20's and now a plumber in my 30's who wears cargo pants... the man is not wrong lol

“Be totally starving and have no idea what you want to eat.” Sounds like you know my wife.

@thebeastoffeasterpark

3 жыл бұрын

Nice username and pic lol. fun fact: In the twilight zone episode "The Purple Testament", the character Fitz calls himself a "lousy, dog-faced line officer." Maybe biden saw/heard it back in the day and got confused lol.

@RobertLPeeters

3 жыл бұрын

@@thebeastoffeasterpark Hmmm, that’s interesting, I never heard of that show. I always figured he must have heard something similar a long time ago, it was such a random(and hilarious) phrase.

@timothyfloogle

3 жыл бұрын

Dude knows what is up

@BigCowProductions

3 жыл бұрын

Yassss I love the name/avatar

@RobertLPeeters

3 жыл бұрын

@@StupiderWithAB Funny stuff. Subscribed.

“Baby, you’re the most important thing in the world to me.“ “I’m not a thing!”

@darthvader1597

2 жыл бұрын

One could just say that someone else is the most important to them and leave out "thing".

@mugwump7049

2 жыл бұрын

@@darthvader1597 We all are things, though.

@darthvader1597

2 жыл бұрын

@@mugwump7049 That's like pointing out that we're animals. Something being true doesn't suddenly make it not derogatory when used sometimes even when the person is trying to be romantic.

@mugwump7049

2 жыл бұрын

@@darthvader1597 And something taken the wrong way doesn't make it derogatory.

@ararune3734

2 жыл бұрын

@@darthvader1597 Say you're a woman without saying you're a woman, that sums up your comments

It’s so refreshing to hear REAL comedy where it’s not cuss words used every other sentence like it’s a hobby! And content actually has me laughing!

@singhfamily4462

8 ай бұрын

My thoughts exactly! I dont Like this cussing culture…

@darknlovli

5 ай бұрын

Exactly

@gintoki_sakata__

4 ай бұрын

REAL comedy can have cussing and still be funny

@MichelleT-so4we

3 ай бұрын

Because it's like people that use certain words have their own special secret club and they do not want the regular public to get too comfortable; l use to hate it when l went to the Baptist church and the preacher would shout at the "sinners burning in hell" . lt scared me when l was 8.

@alejandrolikewhoa

2 ай бұрын

Wow I didn’t even notice that he barely used a single swear word in the set until I read your comment. He was great and that actually makes it more impressive!

The nephew niece one genuinely left me in tears 😂😂🤣🤣

Mexican makes jokes about Mexicans. Some white girl: "I'm offended".

@infopocalypse5006

3 жыл бұрын

@@b.k.3364 such as??

@dylanbiggs3997

3 жыл бұрын

@@b.k.3364 Ummm.... no that like never happened...

@awesomeblaze2640

3 жыл бұрын

@@b.k.3364 If a tyrant got into power by saying "just joking", then those are the stupidest people in the history of the earth.

@soniag4516

3 жыл бұрын

White and Black girls & women get offended at just about everything

@user-vd3wu7lv7z

3 жыл бұрын

@@soniag4516 are you not white?

When he said "I challenge any man in the room" I completely lost it😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@bijbelwaarheid5007

2 жыл бұрын

Me too! 🤣

@Turalyin

2 жыл бұрын

me three

@kvoncomedy

2 жыл бұрын

LoL

@shotforshot5983

2 жыл бұрын

Elvis??

@TheBuri00

2 жыл бұрын

Same, that joke was perfect

"We're laughing, we're having fun, we're not racist!" Perfect!!

“These muscles are for Starbucks only. I don’t know tai chi, I know chai tea.”😂😂

"Ladies, these muscles won't protect you. These are Designer Muscles ..." Cracked me up 🤣😂

@chadpowell1832

3 жыл бұрын

Nice but what the hell is that profile picture 😂

@bronsonmcdonald5473

3 жыл бұрын

Loved it too... Not Tai Chi but Chai tea, 😆

@eLiFILMSinc

3 жыл бұрын

@@chadpowell1832 looks like Biden playing the meme frog like a saxophone

"He's facing the wrong way but he's laughing." 😂😂😂😂 I am blind and I approve. This is funny.

@timanderson9805

3 жыл бұрын

How did you type

@LucaAnamaria

3 жыл бұрын

@@timanderson9805 I'm partially blind so I can still see to type, but a completely blind person would use a screen reader in combination with a voice activated keyboard, I think.

@timanderson9805

3 жыл бұрын

@@LucaAnamaria Ah okay that makes sense, lol

@TheAdatto

3 жыл бұрын

I didn't see that coming.

@ShadowDemon_4

3 жыл бұрын

Blind man: "I have never seen her a day in my life." Ha! Maybe he should be a comedian. Wouldn't even have to worry about stage fright.

Never seen this comedian until now, but I’m going to be watching for his stand-up routines now. He was hilarious!

@kvoncomedy

8 ай бұрын

hi!

@dalebailey754

8 ай бұрын

@@kvoncomedy Hi.

@darknlovli

5 ай бұрын

Me neither ahah I like the clean content

This guy is a gift to humanity in this stage of the world! Takes super complicated, hot topics, puts them on the table, and proceeds to whip them up into something super digestible for everyone to enjoy and actually go away with something fulfilling! Great comedy but with so much more🙏🏾🎉

@kvoncomedy

8 ай бұрын

u rock!

@Alpinewild444

2 ай бұрын

Awesome comment! 🙏🏻🩷

@beatamichalska6220

12 сағат бұрын

Total agree

I'll give this guy 1 thumb up and a sideways pinkie.

@timothyfloogle

3 жыл бұрын

I understood that reference

@Loctorak

3 жыл бұрын

Ok but can someone explain to me why changing from hand to hand was so difficult? ☹

@edgarflores5569

3 жыл бұрын

You must be ascended to executive vicepresident of FUN right now!

@timothyfloogle

3 жыл бұрын

@@Loctorak short version? Or legit science?

@timothyfloogle

3 жыл бұрын

@@edgarflores5569 whom?

"Do you know her?" "I haven't seen her a day in my life." Tha killed me lmao

@ermelinda2223

2 жыл бұрын

I didn't want to laugh at that but man I bursted out laughing.

@ermelinda2223

2 жыл бұрын

I felt bad laughing is what I mean

@laureenvanraamsdonk3543

2 жыл бұрын

@@ermelinda2223 why? You sound like the lady he talked about that was offended. Good grief, get over yourself. The blind man did!

@matthewcool9893

2 жыл бұрын

How the heck did you post this comment

@georgina-a

2 жыл бұрын

@@ermelinda2223 Ignore the idiot who had a go at you. There's a big difference between monitoring your own behaviour (out of respect for others) and inserting yourself into a conversation you're not part of, or affected by in any way, in order to police the behaviour of others. That was a large part of K-Von's point. It's a bit ironic that the commenter who said you were like the lady in the video is behaving *exactly* like the lady in the video herself... Because you were having an innocent conversation with the OP, and she inserted herself into that conversation in order to police your behaviour... 🤷‍♀️

I have seen this video any number of times and I still laugh-out-loud in the privacy of my home. That's true comedy. No need for curing, finger waving, etc. True comedy! I asked "What was your favorite part", I would say: 20 minutes, not long enough".

@kvoncomedy

8 ай бұрын

you rock!

Meatballs, spaghetti, handguns.. forget about it, whatever 🤣🤣🤣 Having an Italian girlfriend who has 5 brothers, this one left me in stitches. K-Von you're a global treasure

"I've never seen her a day in my life." 🤣 Only a blind person can roast a joke like that to the offender of their handicap with a sense of humor.

@edithdlp8045

3 жыл бұрын

It's true everyone gets offended by everything. I live in Los Angeles California and you have to be careful about what you say because you might offend someone. 13:37 I was born in 1975 and we had REAL bullies.

@StupiderWithAB

3 жыл бұрын

I am making the most sarcastic comedy videos ever. At least according to me. Hope you will check them out. 😀🙌🙌 give me a chance

@mimirudollfie5439

3 жыл бұрын

@@StupiderWithAB When? I'll watch it!

@edgarflores5569

3 жыл бұрын

My GF lost her sight, and she says "You know I trust you blindly" whenever we gotta make a decision LOL

@Sludgedragon

3 жыл бұрын

@@edithdlp8045 They STILL have real bullies. Only now when the kid goes home from school the bullies follow them into their bedroom.

I'm deaf and I thought your blind joke was hilarious. I hadn't heard that one before...

@nwgal7937

3 жыл бұрын

You are too funny! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 cry and you cry alone, laugh and you are never lonely. Lemons to lemonade. You get my drift.

@russelfernandes8483

3 жыл бұрын

Too funny!

@chrisb.7787

3 жыл бұрын

I am offended. Leaf my blind friend out of your def joke.

@robertmarkhaas

3 жыл бұрын

Have you heard any jokes before?

@blabbingwithyoyo7472

3 жыл бұрын

🥰

That is probably the hardest I have laughed in so long for stand-up comedy. This guy is hilarious

"meatballs, spaghetti, handgun, forgetboutit, whatever" killed it😂😂😂

“They’re not for tai chi, they’re for chai tea.” Brilliant.

@NickRoman

2 жыл бұрын

That phrase did have a nice ring to it.

@collinsogombo6308

2 жыл бұрын

Chai swahili

@user-sl5uq2gh3o

2 жыл бұрын

you know chai (чай) is russian for tea.

@blaisemomin1106

2 жыл бұрын

@@user-sl5uq2gh3o also in hindi (चाय)chai

@lb9790

2 жыл бұрын

@@user-sl5uq2gh3o and Indian, Greek and Czech

When I tell you my jaw dropped after he said men should put on work clothes to seduce women... So freaking accurate!

@tiaSilva807

2 жыл бұрын

I love uniformed men!!

@GingerNinja0424

2 жыл бұрын

yup. just gotta *LOVE* them double standards. (sarcasm) LOL

@tiaSilva807

2 жыл бұрын

@@GingerNinja0424 I am terrible with understanding sarcasm and oblivious to your "double standards" reference. So I will repeat myself to get across to any uniformed working man that it is sexy to see them.

@scouto.5781

2 жыл бұрын

Sharp dressed men. Oh yeah😘

@muhammadmunimmisbahulmunir5896

2 жыл бұрын

Because women care men for their successful career aka money. Men care women for their looks. It's just the truth.

He was a healthy laugh. Im from a tough city so I appreciated raunchy comedy but this guy has me sold on wholesome laughs. As a dad now I've been looking for some good wholesome laughs more and more and this fits the bill. Well done sir

Wow I never heard of this guy. He is definitely top five in comedy right now. Very clever jokes.

@kvoncomedy

8 ай бұрын

you made my day!

blind man: I've never seen that woman in my entire life 😂😂😂

@nurfaiqohfitri8209

2 жыл бұрын

LIGHT PLS :D

@hummuna69demetz29

2 жыл бұрын

And the deaf person never "heard" that joke before!😂

@jenniferrobinson5647

2 жыл бұрын

I saw that one on youtube it was kinda cringy but he owned her

@krakengames8417

2 жыл бұрын

@@jenniferrobinson5647 link?

He forgot to mention the rolling up your sleeves to your elbows bit. Girls go nuts over the forearms 😂

@Crystal-fv7fu

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah we do lol

@renschekaitlynprinsloo6228

2 жыл бұрын

Amen!

@thethmooteresa

2 жыл бұрын

Amennn

@MangelBanselmo

2 жыл бұрын

Oh is that right 😏😄

@requiem.5016

2 жыл бұрын

Me with skinny arms : why are we still here

I am a Russian woman and I think this whole video was super funny! 😆😆😆 Thank you! ❤️❤️❤️

man ‏he got some talent. turnjng controversial stuff into a funny convo (while simultaneously conveying your opinion about it) is really impressive.

“Can you turn a compliment into an argument?” This literally happened with my wife last night

@sh0wtim3studios

3 жыл бұрын

@@mooseontheloose-2531 how the turntables

@HolasoyMai

3 жыл бұрын

Sad

@GabrielleTollerson

3 жыл бұрын

oh no 😂

@midgetydeath

3 жыл бұрын

Then they wonder why we don’t compliment them anymore.

@zeevv8689

3 жыл бұрын

Make sure she doesn’t see this‼️‼️‼️😂😂😂

Guy: "Your makeup looks so good" Woman: "So i look bad without makeup?" Guy: "Uhhhhh" Indian Parents: "Very much so"

@gra-emed3617

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@nikieberhardt4624

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah same with Persian parents. My dad was like OK I know you just gave birth and you're sleepless and breastfeeding but how hard is it to wear lipstick 💄🤔🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Derna1804

2 жыл бұрын

It's like a barn, you've just got to paint it.

The impression of your father was hilarious, and you are spot on when it comes to complimenting woman, I can vouch for it!

That H&M joke was simply genius💀

Hilarious😅😂😅 "Ladies DON'T be confused: These muscles will NOT defend you. These are for looks. They are designer muscles. Yeah!!! These are for STARBUCKS. They are not for Tai- Chi; they are for Chai-tea."😅😂😅

@Unidentified952

2 жыл бұрын

The last part got me

@killthemwkindness9064

2 жыл бұрын

@@Unidentified952 EXACTLY!-- Soo Hilarious😂😂😂

@ariadneschild8460

2 жыл бұрын

I live beside a gym so I LMAO. Chai tea!

@killthemwkindness9064

2 жыл бұрын

@@ariadneschild8460 Yeah, too funny!😅😂

@adityapagare6026

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao

i love how this guy can call out female tendencies without actually insulting women

@tjhammer24

2 жыл бұрын

Because pointing out a general truth that's common isn't insulting. Its true. How comedy used to work before woke

@vickerandflips8061

2 жыл бұрын

Something youtube comments cannot do well at all.

@reno8494

2 жыл бұрын

Not to sound rude or anything, but there's a lot of generalisation going on . Is it an American thing , I mean the female 'traits' that's he's discussing? Because I'm very confused by some things he said , stuff never happens with women I know ( note that I'm bi raced , so when I visit both of my home countries, a lot of things he mentioned might be considered stereotypes nothing more )

@linfna09

2 жыл бұрын

Its because hes comfortable with his sexuality and it makes him charming as hell

@quaziz

2 жыл бұрын

I didn't even knew that was possible :o

"We're all laughing, we're all having fun, we're not racist." Love this guy!!!

Early 80s child here - that was great! 🤣 “it’s not a too-mah!” Classic Arnold. Ha! Love the references and realities of our generation 👏🏼 👏🏼 Fantastic 😂👍🏼

I like how he started with the idea that people get offended at anything and ended back on that idea, we can laugh at stereotypes equally, not everything has to be racist

@sorrymrgoogle2601

3 жыл бұрын

Liberals call everything racist that they disagree with or don't like because they are psychologically projecting their own racism on others.

@allanlocke5749

3 жыл бұрын

There was a definite shift in the atmosphere, after he revealed his dad's ethnicity... And even though people were still laughing it was different. To be honest though they weren't that great to begin with 🤙👍

@cynical8330

3 жыл бұрын

@@sorrymrgoogle2601 The real issue with liberals is that they act like economic inequality is not a thing and that social inequality is the end all be all of progressive thought.

@Samthemancharles

3 жыл бұрын

It's so amusing to make such broad statements on one's political labeling. What do you call a liberal in China? A fascist 🤣😆, wait wasn't Mao as effective as Stalin at eliminating folks?

@ScarlettOcean92

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah except it's pretty rich of a straight white dude to be telling other people what they can and can't be offended by lol

A sign of a great comedian is someone who can laugh at himself.

@aldousorwell3807

3 жыл бұрын

I laugh at all of my own jokes. That must make me Lenny Bruce!

@user-cz9jf1ec8s

3 жыл бұрын

...without killing himself.

@lyndahammond8883

3 жыл бұрын

This guy is GREAT! More, please!

@owenjackson7207

3 жыл бұрын

Not really

@ashleesmith580

3 жыл бұрын

@stevie mondo found him ⬆️⬆️⬆️

K-Van's comedy proves that you don't need to rely on profanity or vulgarity to make people laugh. This style of comedy is more demanding, requiring wit, preparation, and well-crafted material. In contrast, comedians who use coarse language from the outset often take the easy way out. I believe that anyone can make people laugh by using vulgar language, but true comedic skill lies in being clever and refined. It's more difficult to make people laugh without resorting to low-brow humor, but the rewards are greater.

@kvoncomedy

8 ай бұрын

u rock... 99% of netflix comedians can't do this.

@rayce9371

5 ай бұрын

agree, when i try to tell a joke i'll throw in a cuss word sometimes to add the extra "umph" i think a lackluster joke might need in order to send it over the top, so i think this could easily apply to styles of comedy

@gintoki_sakata__

4 ай бұрын

​@@kvoncomedyand it's fine if they can't, as long as they can make it funny, it's okay to cuss

@mangojulie123

2 ай бұрын

How would you know? You've been in the shoes of both types of comedians?

@lillianm8139

Ай бұрын

Yes, its too true!

It was hilarious all the way through. His energy, and openly friendly and smiling face sealed the deal for me.

"so as a group, we're laughing, we're having fun, we're not racist" I remember those days They were good days

@dannyanderson6116

3 жыл бұрын

It all ended in 2014😭 around there idk, i forgot its been so long

@Ntwister

3 жыл бұрын

feels like a lifetime ago when that was the norm :/

@Starpower0088

3 жыл бұрын

Amen 10/10

@zakofrx

3 жыл бұрын

Thank God for Red Areas... Places were common sense still exists..

@LeSyd1984

3 жыл бұрын

@@dannyanderson6116 Twitter was launched in 2012. ... The Mayas were right, lol!

*“You want to equal rights this is what it looks like”* _GOLD_

@allisongale9295

2 жыл бұрын

Wha!

@docop8926

2 жыл бұрын

Ikr lmao😂

@redrollinghood1222

2 жыл бұрын

Now...finally, every woman gets real pockets in their skirts and jeans. We gonna carry lipbalm for our dates too. ;-)

@user-kv6zm9oz2d

2 жыл бұрын

@@redrollinghood1222 Society done flipped the tables 0>0

@kvoncomedy

2 жыл бұрын

LOL

The girlfriend at the gym turning into Arnold was just hilarious. 😂

The Russian backpack joke got me 🤣

"I yearn for true gender equality, I have no patience for one who talks about female privilege when it suits them and complains about someone 'not being a man' when its convenient" - A true man of culture.

@l.rajnath959

3 жыл бұрын

Indeed...the man of culture kazuma

@CEOofYukari

3 жыл бұрын

Kazuma Sensei

@troy10troytroy

3 жыл бұрын

Kazuma-sensei One of the pillars of modern true gender equality. Hachiman sends his regards as a fellow pillar.

@zanyawesome30

3 жыл бұрын

Aye let's go Kazuma quote speaking the truth

@AK-jt7kh

3 жыл бұрын

(Minor correction: talks about) But yeah - I feel ya. I cannot stand those people. I wish we would stop pushing this “be a man” bs. Be yourself - unapologetically. “Real Men” don’t sacrifice their sense of self for the sake of superficial popularity - and “Real Women” are the same.

“i have never seen her a day in my life” was actually really funny

@zephyrstrife4668

3 жыл бұрын

I laughed at it... then a second later, I really got the meaning of the joke, and proceeded to laugh even harder.

@jaypritchett6846

3 жыл бұрын

12:35 *I thought that was the best!!!* 🤣

@juanbenjume6354

3 жыл бұрын

Good dude indeed God bless him In Jesus Name

@ricatoni2

3 жыл бұрын

@Toe Thief..I take it ..you own a tow truck?

@severia24

3 жыл бұрын

"Actually"?! Micro aggression! >:c

“It was still spinning” 😂😂😂

What a clean comedy! This is how standups should be! Now I am going to watch everything this guy has ever done on stage. Thank you for the laugh.

A really funny comedian who doesn’t use foul language every few minutes.. now that is real talent.

@Flandre-Scarlet

3 жыл бұрын

it takes more talent to not be a snowflake which you clearly dont have

@samuellourenco1050

3 жыл бұрын

@@Flandre-Scarlet Plot twist: he isn't a snowflake. If he was, he would be triggered by the comedian.

@Flandre-Scarlet

3 жыл бұрын

@@samuellourenco1050 alternative plot twist: he didnt understand what the comedian was talking about so he didnt get offended lul

@madenee2612

3 жыл бұрын

There are many. "Dry Bar" is clean funny comedy

@UnpluggedxReality

3 жыл бұрын

nobody use foul joke in dry bar comedy dude..

He had the crowd roaring a few times... Without profanity... Nicely done sir.

@WhisperWolf7729

3 жыл бұрын

I know right? Cursing and immoral jokes don't make a comedy show better. This guy did a good job.

@sandrapittman1305

3 жыл бұрын

Dry Bar Comedy is nothing but profanity-free, clean comedy.

@WhisperWolf7729

3 жыл бұрын

@@sandrapittman1305 I think it's more like 99% clean. Which is enough for me.

@EnvisionedBlindness

3 жыл бұрын

I can make a room full of Karen's and sjws laugh by just simply pulling a Seinfeld and going "so how about those straight white guys, am I right?" Making an audience laugh is only an accomplishment based on the audience you have

@gamefreak22574

3 жыл бұрын

I mean I wouldn't call itprofanity free at all but hey whatever floats your goat 😂

This guy is good and should have his own special.

Love this guy, he is what comedy used to be.

"he's facing the wrong way but he's laughing" xD omg

@gsiya4023

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂 I have never seen her a day in my life.

@albertedmondsiii6843

2 жыл бұрын

When he said the girl wouldn't work out with him and said she couldn't make it to then doing pushups kmsl 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@je_chan

2 жыл бұрын

true 😆just a few push ups and then ggaahh! I TOLD YOU ?!! 🤣

@jonathanlindsey8864

2 жыл бұрын

I read this the exact moment he said it.😂😂

@Thexianhui77

2 жыл бұрын

At least comedy is provided

The skinny jeans plummer: "looks yucky to me too!" Prances away....killed me🤣🤣🤣🤣

@mauvecocnut7385

3 жыл бұрын

W

@Harmthuria

3 жыл бұрын

I had to show this to my dad, he's a plumber. He cried he laughed so hard. I thought he was gonna faint 'cause he didn't inhale in at least a minute, I am not kidding lol.

@thegregitto

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣

@ninifeb14

2 жыл бұрын

I have to say I loved his jeans…that “real men wear cargo pants” just contributes to that American mentality that men who wear shorter shorts/form fitting stylish clothes are queer and “not masculine”… that’s incorrect. It’s sexy. He’s talking about double standards but at the same time perpetuating them 🤦‍♀️ funny dude though 😂

@randomfactsthatdontmatter3466

Жыл бұрын

@@ninifeb14 I don't think wearing skinny jeans makes men look queer but I think it definitely makes them look less "manly". Like Kvon said, I don't think I'd trust a plumber wearing skinny jeans. I cant say I've ever seen a lumberjack or fireman or a oil rig worker wearing skinny jeans. I've certainly seen boyband members, tik tokers, and metrosexuals wear them though.

The Iranian accent and the 3rd /4rth joke was brilliant 🎉

Comedy is the last stronghold of sanity. Absolutely fantastic show!

“Smaller Russian guy with smaller Russian backpack” 😆😂🤣

@graciliraptor3990

2 жыл бұрын

BABY RUSSIAN WITH BABY BACKPACK THAT WAS ADORABLE

@nikitaR899

2 жыл бұрын

Okay but way to describe all of me in a comment of his quote.

@rebeccacunningham9241

2 жыл бұрын

Loved that

@marykfcjane

2 жыл бұрын

Great comment to pin, doesn’t give away too much and helped me remember that I’ve seen this one before 👍

@cynthiamartinez8994

2 жыл бұрын

I didn’t realize I thought violence was funny to me until middle school. Yeah I used to watch looney tunes and Tom and Jerry etc. One day the weather was sold cold water on a sidewalk turned the whole thing to ice at my school. A kid for some reason thought it was a good idea to run to class on that side walk. It was almost like a cartoon, he slipped and flew backwards and landed on his back like that one scene in home alone 2 and I laughed to hard I shocked my friends. Some people took it into offense but who could blame me, I didn’t care who that kid was, it would’ve been funny either way.

Don't need bullies who do wedgies, that's what the skinny jeans are for

@LorianneMG

3 жыл бұрын

THAT is a good one!

@michaelfitzgerald6341

3 жыл бұрын

Lmfao nice.

@thegregitto

3 жыл бұрын

@Rusty Kinks DUN

@nonexistentcomedychannel5136

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, they trap my thiccness

@taraebonyrosser

3 жыл бұрын

@@nonexistentcomedychannel5136 mine too...

I slammed my fist so hard at the "Tiny Russian with Backpack", what a way to end the video. 😂

That's right R Kelly 🤣💀 Man that Utah crowd really was struggling with that exercise. 🤣

We wanted pockets in our equal rights, not you guys to lose your own pockets 😂

@stustormchaser7369

3 жыл бұрын

You already had a pocket book.. Or purse

@thatonedog819

3 жыл бұрын

@@stustormchaser7369 yeah, but you have to carry those and they can easily be stolen

@sleverlight

3 жыл бұрын

I just buy mens pants sometimes cuz I like them better

@TheKittyfizzle

3 жыл бұрын

True!! I just got athletic pants with pockets and immediately sent my bff four pictures of random things in my pockets because I was so excited.

@thatonedog819

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheKittyfizzle the cargo pant trend is coming back and I'm so ready. I don't think they look great, but the pockets...

I love it when comedians can just make jokes out of the simplest of things like pants

@mac_tire_aonair

2 жыл бұрын

Totally!!! If you like this, check out England's Michael McIntyre.

@sondraW

2 жыл бұрын

@@mac_tire_aonair I love Michael M. & just outta curiosity I looked to c # of subscribers ea of these guys have on KZread. Michael’s almost double in #’s. They r both on my list & r absolutely doing what they were put in this World to do, making ppl laugh, at ourselves. ☮️

@greengarnet7534

2 жыл бұрын

@Your friendly neighborhood mess go back to twitter...people with gender flags are mentally incapable of having fun at jokes...

@haydnpierce7409

2 жыл бұрын

I feel like this comment was written by Jerry from Rick & Morty.

@nkzamrud1965

2 жыл бұрын

Kenny Sebastian too 😂

You are spot on! Sometimes our men have no chance in saying the right thing.We've been married 46.5 yrs...but some days there is no win! But we now😂at ourselves together,as between us we are a functioning ONE❣️& He is the better part❣️

I've never heard of K-Von before (he hasn't made his way to England yet to my knowledge) so thank you, KZread algorithm, for introducing me to this brilliance.

I love how his jokes are just (for the most part) one continuous story, leading into each other. Seeing as most comedians just randomly jump from one topic to another makes me really appreciate when others weave their jokes together in a nice tapestry of humor.

@soniag4516

3 жыл бұрын

Yes that's what kept me watching and rolling in laughter-- so refreshingl

@JJ2official

3 жыл бұрын

that was underrated asf 😂😂

@zethrenbeltran4071

3 жыл бұрын

Not really that related, but dave chappel did something similar, but instead of an ongoing story, he loves to make a joke then goes back to it later on in the set. It was awesome, and really shows how these comedians really got a hold of their craft.

@Barukh

3 жыл бұрын

I see what you did there

@Ultimita01

3 жыл бұрын

Many famous comedians do this as we are a narrative species. It's quite smart to do but can be very hard. Especially for a segment this long. Well done!

"ladies, don't be confused. These muscles will not defend you" 🤣

Love this guy. He is a global gem. Keep him safe

I laugh so hard every time I watch this guy, that I nearly pass out !!! Dude is truly funny and knows what TRUE comedy is. Comedy is being able to laugh at ourselves regardless of the situation.

Cant believe Ive never seen this guy. Great charisma, interacts with the crowd without being too mean. Pushes the envelope with his jokes just enough. That was a near perfect act.

@wolfgirl3081

2 жыл бұрын

I completely agree with everything you mentioned!! A wonderful comedian…hope he keeps it up

@VinceP420

2 жыл бұрын

Seen this guy live in Orlando. What a trip.

@MosheBenChaim

2 жыл бұрын

He has his own Channel here on KZread ;)

@susanacardona7833

2 жыл бұрын

Neither do I, first time

@josaphinet

2 жыл бұрын

I wanted to like this but I couldn't because your at 669 likes lol😂

As a very blind man, I totally appreciate his inclusion and joking with the blind guy. No one pokes fun at blind people as much and as freely as other blind people. I wish more sighted people understood that

@Thank-u-so-much-for-everything

2 жыл бұрын

No one pokes fun at blind people as much and as freely as other blind people.😱

@ariadneschild8460

2 жыл бұрын

I'd watch a blind man doing stand up, it's probably the only way I'd find out what is funny about being blind. I'm sure you have found yourself in absurd situations that a sighted person wouldn't experience maybe you could give it a go.

@SoniaJbrt

2 жыл бұрын

Blind Faith I'm not blind, but I'm with you, this guy is funny! 😂

@aditi25singh

2 жыл бұрын

You're great! But I'm just curious how did u type this? I mean am asian we don't have device to type things down by ourselves.. (My aunt is blind too I'm just curious. I don't mean to offend anyone)

@blindfaith1239

2 жыл бұрын

@@aditi25singh iPhone has a setting called VoiceOver that reads the screen and allows you to interact with it using touch gestures. I believe that Android has a similar but inferior setting called Overlay or something. I strongly suggest VoiceOver for iPhone for any blind or visually impaired person. I do not know whether or not that works in Asia

"what falls off a persian backpack? PAGERS!" hauahuahuahauhaua

This guy gives me Chris Pratt energy and I’m so here for it 😂

Blind man: "I've never seen that woman a day in my life"... LMAO!

This is a great comedian, he wasn't vulgar. my kids and parents can appreciate his sense of humor. He totally made his point in a colorful way. I would pay for his show.

@lokobuild3565

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah... the romantic pics part

@Au16227

2 жыл бұрын

@@lokobuild3565 whats vulgar about a 401k?

@donmiller2908

2 жыл бұрын

"This is a great comedian, he wasn't vulgar" He's playing in Utah, in front of a bunch of Mormons. The comics can't be "vulgar" If Mormons hear "vulgar" language they'll spontaneously combust. I'm betting you're Mormon.

@swisschalet1658

2 жыл бұрын

I’m not Mormon but I don’t want to hear vulgarities.

@lokobuild3565

2 жыл бұрын

@@swisschalet1658 i understand

14:29 "They're not for Tai Chi they're for chai tea" 😂😂

The Schwarzenegger bit killed me 🤣

He said "that's right R Kelly tell it to the judge" that killed me😂😂😂😂

@farisfuad1150

2 жыл бұрын

Got me too

@JessicaMiller-pc4dj

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣.

@heyokaikaggen6288

2 жыл бұрын

I don't think R Kelly waited until they were anything like 18 though...

That double standard joke in the beginning about the difference between a man and a woman talking to the nephew/niece turning 18 was such a great start! Enjoyed every bit of the performance, great work!

@RedK5

3 жыл бұрын

I would find that creepy either way

@444hertz

3 жыл бұрын

@@RedK5 same lmao

@TheAdatto

3 жыл бұрын

@@RedK5 not evenly i hope...

@Cinderbellie

3 жыл бұрын

I agree!

@RedK5

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheAdatto why not

This is easily one of the funniest clean stand up i have ever seen. Hope this guy make a movie one day.

Can relate!! One night my sister made dinner, and she was dissapointed with it. (She can be a perfectionist on how she cooks.) And when I said it was just fine and that I liked it, she looked at me and said "You like EVERYTHING, Colton.". My response to that statement was "That's not true. I don't like running, and I don't like men.".

"Anything can be an insult." Gen Z : "And I took that personally."

@collection6062

3 жыл бұрын

milenials actually.

@kennethfung3618

3 жыл бұрын

@@collection6062no he’s got a point

@collection6062

3 жыл бұрын

@@kennethfung3618 no i have 2 two points.

@kennethfung3618

3 жыл бұрын

@@collection6062 no.

@collection6062

3 жыл бұрын

@@kennethfung3618 big yes

“I had so many pockets, I didn’t even know what to do with the pockets” Women’s fashion: What are these pOcKetS you speak of?

@pikathemimikyu6655

2 жыл бұрын

I wish girls clothes had pockets 😖 I have to wear my winter coat in the middle of summer to have somewhere to put my phone 😂

@1kuzuki

2 жыл бұрын

@@pikathemimikyu6655 lol relatable

@Daze-qi1hl

2 жыл бұрын

Oh!oh!oh! AND THOSE FAKE POCKETS MAKE ME SO MAD! LIKE ARE THEY MOCKING US OR WHAT!? WHY PUT FAKE POCKETS WHEN YOU COULD PUT REAL ONES!?😭😭😭

@pikathemimikyu6655

2 жыл бұрын

@@Daze-qi1hl lol ikr!! Who eve invented fake pockets, what is its purpose?

@hannahmaria4611

2 жыл бұрын

My brother said its because we have purses. Unless your my step dad who calls his wallet his purse.

The pharmacy in the pants joke can be taken in so many ways lmfao 😂😂😂😂

@kvoncomedy

8 ай бұрын

hahhahaa

I love that he includes people into his show and actually interacts with them

"You are just an extension of her purse." It went over people's head

@daliajojo

2 жыл бұрын

I loved the part where he moved houses using those pants , that was hilarious 😂

@michaelhastings8940

2 жыл бұрын

Cargo pants are awesome!

@jskamshll8202

2 жыл бұрын

Yes I died!!! Well I cried ...lol. But my son was wearing cargo shorts and I'm like put it in your pocket!! Haha im like it velcros it wont come out

@kathrynejones2590

2 жыл бұрын

@@jskamshll8202 VELCRO KEEPS EVERYTHING SAFE...:)

@RandomPerson-gf6gd

2 жыл бұрын

@@kathrynejones2590 where do you think flex tape came from?

These muscles are not for tai-chi, they're for chai-tea. 😀 Whoa! I've never had so many likes for a comment. (Nor for pics on fb/insta or tweets) hehe!!

@bullseye6969

3 жыл бұрын

IKR. Calling chai, Chai tea is like calling someone by their name 2 times in a row. Iyshwarya Iyshwarya.

@yoshikagespeedwagon8025

3 жыл бұрын

@@bullseye6969 it was a joke and everyone knows that. Don't try to act smart.

@SnowbordrWRX

3 жыл бұрын

And even Tai Chi you can't defend yourself... it's too slow. Imagine telling an attacker... whoa whoa stop attacking so fast!

@rudranilchaudhuri4419

3 жыл бұрын

@@bullseye6969 actually no.. From our perspective Chai = tea.. For foreigners.. "Chai" is a concept of a foreign (Indian) fragrant beverage with lots of spice..and "tea" because it's the base liquid. Kinda like our nomenclature of masala chai.

@bullseye6969

3 жыл бұрын

@@rudranilchaudhuri4419 chai is plain milk tea. What you described is called masala chai. You litrally don't have to add "tea" anywhere. When I said chai tea that's what I meant, adding tea is just no brainer.

Very relatable.... This man knows how to deliver jokes not insults 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾... I would spend a few dollars seeing this guy 💁🏽

I can never understand how these great comedians do their transitions that smoothly, must be very smart