HE’S 42?! Wow he looks like he’s in his 20s

@husbeard

2 жыл бұрын

I thought he was maybe 32.

@mal_verdegaming6621

2 жыл бұрын

He stays active and healthy- crazy what physical excersise can do on the long run & a good diet too

@roxaskinghearts

2 жыл бұрын

thats what happens when you work out like a soldier you cant just work out you have to work out like a soldier

@vanillagod8966

2 жыл бұрын

he. Is. wHAT-

@Lizarddqueen79

2 жыл бұрын

He looks good. I’m also 42.

"That thing in your hand, it FLOATS!" I died...

@FamilySmithling

3 жыл бұрын

Same that part was funny.

@mrs.d2411

2 жыл бұрын

*IT FLOATS* 🤣🤣🤣

@jessicawerling9495

2 жыл бұрын

And the outrage he portrayed was perfect 😂

@celestewright7559

2 жыл бұрын

3:21

@seekeroftruth69

2 жыл бұрын

@@amandastakeonit7402 "the Liddo one"

The laughter from this show helped to ease the pain of childbirth for me. I listened to this while I was having contractions with my youngest and it kept my spirits up and had my midwife dying laughing. Normally people choose music and other things to relax and I chose this episode. It was wonderful

@cedarpoplar

Жыл бұрын

Mis. You're not alone. Sometimes I have very stressful days working in Construction and the only thing that keeps my head straight is a good laugh. Congrats on your giving childbirth.

@saryntoews

Жыл бұрын

That’s so amazing!! Also congratulations to you and those in your life- wishing you a speed recovery as well

@jmatt4life

Жыл бұрын

He does look Mexican.

@Angel2011

Жыл бұрын

Congratulations 🎊

@katrinagraves1088

Жыл бұрын

That's an awesome idea!

Came upon this by accident and am blown away- his material is so original and he’s hilarious!

@Guitarbarella

Жыл бұрын

Hes also gorgeous with being funny which helps.

@katlinekate3971

Жыл бұрын

Cubans can relate to this. I saw a chicken die at 7 , pigs, cows etc all delicious.

@LostboyXWife

Жыл бұрын

me too

@navdeepsingh3508

Жыл бұрын

Blown away by the last joke.. 🤣

@tspks2128

9 ай бұрын

Yes he is hilarious 😂

I thought I would finish watching this act to help me fall asleep.. My husband just begged me to go out of the room because I was laughing too hard and shaking the bed. And yes, I am tearing up.

@Freedomhunter24

2 жыл бұрын

Same… I almost busted a gut laughing so hard! I forwarded to my kids (my daughter’s bf family is Mexican) and all my latino(?) spanish(?) mexican(?) friends… Don’t know which label is PC… just know they all fire off rapidly in a language I only know what ‘puta’ means (& 1st learned word when an Italian patient called me that at 16 & my co-worker had to tell me it was not a compliment! Lol)…. This guy is hysterical

@jamiehatcher9785

2 жыл бұрын

Omg thats so freaky .....me too thats exactly what I did in my difance I did put hand over my mouth but the bed was still shaking n I woke him up! 😅 I guess comedy wasn't what we should hav choose to help us fall asleep next to our husbands...🤣🤣🤣

@Freedomhunter24

2 жыл бұрын

@@jamiehatcher9785 well at least y’all were not laughing at your husbands… that’s dicey. Hahaga

@DebHenry

2 жыл бұрын

it's 4am and i agree.

@BrunoBerryhoneybuns1370

2 жыл бұрын

that was funny by itself...a husband begging his wife to get out of bed hahaha!

I shadowed this guy during his approach shift as a student pilot and he’s was real funny cracking jokes with the others there. He’s in the perfect career field.

@RW-ob4en

3 жыл бұрын

So what you’re sayin’ is...I don’t want see him sitting in the cockpit of my commuter flight...!

@vmgreenspoon

3 жыл бұрын

L

@FightingIncorrectStereotypes

3 жыл бұрын

Now all I can think of is the old bill Engvall routine; “oh great, I got the funny pilot!”

@damiangrouse4564

3 жыл бұрын

@@RW-ob4en With his training and experience. I would want him in any flight my family is in

@larrydee9370

3 жыл бұрын

I'd pay to se em My new comedian Can't wait to hear More

This dude is AMAZING!! His chicken story had me in tears!!! First time I've cried crying listening to any stand-up. No cursing, no dirty jokes. Just pure talent.

@Aunnie12

9 ай бұрын

My mom actually wrung a chicken’s neck in front of me once! I was so horrified! But heck I was a grown woman!!! Love this little dude!

@thepinkBra1

7 ай бұрын

That's one of the rules of dry bar comedy in Provo, UT

@franbowstherapycenter9319

7 ай бұрын

His chicken story is absolute **GOLD**

@tunanocrust5089

4 ай бұрын

You should check out Jim gaffigan

He proves comedy can be clean and still be hilarious 😂

@lytuy7952

Жыл бұрын

His last joke sure wasn't too clean. Lol

@navdeepsingh3508

Жыл бұрын

Clean? He had a whole as nuclear joke in end

@calisongbird

11 ай бұрын

Can we just stop with the sanctimonious “clean comedy” posts already? It’s tiresome and unoriginal.

@naheleshiriki5496

11 ай бұрын

Bro, his content features cough drops being shoved up his butt and chickens being killed in front of him. What about that is clean?

@eeslagrakee1514

10 ай бұрын

so does all of dry bar 😂

Now anytime I see someone playing a cello I'm only going to be able to hear a Cuban man yelling "THAT THING IN YOUR HAND IT FLOATS!!"

@ayyylmao101

Жыл бұрын

THE INFLECTION WAS SO GOOD LOOOOL

@dennisrod5808

Жыл бұрын

And the one playing the little one, nah, he’s gonna die 🤣🤣🤣

@OGMann

11 ай бұрын

The guy with the small one is going to die, though.

@777LadyPhoenix

10 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

"How am I going to explain this back at accounting?" - I'm an accountant and this had me in tears!

@LY43537

3 жыл бұрын

Am I the only one that was thinking, “Who is gonna know what a pirate’s signature looks like? Just scribble something.”

@waynelkduarte45

3 жыл бұрын

This Joe guys a riot

@jennifercoleman6218

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds like it could be an episode of MASH lol 😂

@yevettebamber4273

3 жыл бұрын

Oh I agree. I know the ppl I have dealt with in accounting. I was crying I laughed so hard

@aliciarains6245

3 жыл бұрын

Same here!!! I was like...SIGN IT!!!

As a Cuban myself, I am so happy to see another Cuban be funny and great.

@MakeAsylumsGre4tAgain

3 ай бұрын

Can you swim tho

@happinesscomesinwaves5534

3 ай бұрын

Not to save my life, no lmao but I came with a visa unlike you. 😂@@MakeAsylumsGre4tAgain

My sister 39 and I discovered Jose when she was going through intense Chemotherapy. It really helped us to be able to laugh together then my 4 young sons heard it and fell in love with this routine and they can all literally quote it word for word so now we watch it in remembrance of laughing with her during that hard time. It helps remember her as happy . If you ever come to Chattanooga or Atlanta area to do this routine I will definitely want to bring my boys .

@htmc2022

2 ай бұрын

Does that mean she passed away - I am so sorry - sad for you and your kids. Glad you have happy memories❤❤❤❤❤

This man seems so pure and wholesome, very rare. Somebody that I’d let my children watch. I hope he goes far in his career and doesn’t change. He’s perfect!

@hawaiigirl8089

2 жыл бұрын

He is hilarious 😆 i love this!

@robinbaker6465

2 жыл бұрын

It's so refreshing to hear someone that's so funny and doesn't ruin it with filthy language. Go far Jose. You're also very easy on the 👀 eyes. Keep up the good work.

@christinepierce7560

2 жыл бұрын

@@robinbaker6465 👩‍🎤 This version was for Dry Bar. He’s got many other stand up performances for those of us who believe in the 1st Amendment to The Constitution of the United States of America 🇺🇸 which is Freedom of Speech.✌️

@robinbaker6465

2 жыл бұрын

@@christinepierce7560 absolutely. I have the right to carry a concealed weapon too and I'm licensed . Can you exercise those rights, or do u have no cwp?

@Happyhippy70

2 жыл бұрын

@@robinbaker6465 agreed

Never heard of this guy, but he is freaking hilarious.

@paulfrank4551

2 жыл бұрын

Hope he makes it big and makes good money at it

@TheTyrann0s

2 жыл бұрын

This video randomly showed up as a suggestion, the only reason I actually clicked on it because I also have a crazy mom, and now I couldn’t be happier I did lol 😂

@tonimausey

2 жыл бұрын

Same I havent laughed this Hard in a while.

@aliciagarrison6299

2 жыл бұрын

I'm right there with you. This randomly popped up and I decided to click on it. This guy is hilarious 🤣! Never heard of him. It's so weird bc he looks like someone I went to school with in Alabama that also went into the military but Army and for the number of years and they're the same age SMH. Anyway needed a good laugh! Thanks so much!

@Irishjay-gu5pb

2 жыл бұрын

YES!!!! So glad I found him, he's sooo funny!!

As a fan of dark, offensive and brutal humor, dripping with irony, satire and verbal terrori*m, I consider a sign of a true comedic genius to make me fall in love with so called "clean material". I've rewatched him more times than Bill Burr himself.

@andreakimwilliams1224

Жыл бұрын

That's exactly what I said!

@Olubumni

11 ай бұрын

Same here.

Nearly forty minutes of non-stop laughter. He is hilarious--perfect timing, great stories. I came upon this by accident, but I am now a huge fan!

@preciousone5496

Жыл бұрын

Me, too! 😁

"You never know how weird you are until you have a kid that acts just like you"

@MsGingerBread0216

3 жыл бұрын

It's the truth too. My most beloved and perfect child is weird as can be. Preturnaturally odd. And kids treat her the same way they treated me at her age. (It's all good, her time is coming, people often don't appreciate real redheads until about Senior year of HS, then we are magic.) But not long ago, my mom mentioned one of her quirks in the context of how I needed to break her of it. And I'm like--- Uh, why do you think I can break *her* of it, **you** couldn't break **ME** of it, and ***Nannaw*** couldn't break ***YOU*** of it either!!! She's basically boned, until she hits the age when kids figure out she's awesome enough to be worth the weird!

@caligulasAquarius

3 жыл бұрын

BAHAHAHA. My dad said the same thing too me. He said i was the clone of Him

@crazyratlady3438

3 жыл бұрын

Lol I knew..and my son is so me, about to be 21, so he's actually more like I was 20+yrs ago..so I get to be mad and sorry at the same time lol.

@dorothymcmahon9995

3 жыл бұрын

Great observation

@MsEss2011

3 жыл бұрын

Yes 😆

This guy is awesome!! I've never seen him before. I"m having a lousy morning, my brother died and this guy made me laugh for the first time in a few days. I'm grateful.

@jamesmaddison4493

3 жыл бұрын

Hello How are you doing

@vickilark2608

3 жыл бұрын

I'm sorry for your loss.

@elfaygobaca

3 жыл бұрын

I’m so sorry to hear about your brother.

@themostcraftynurse3914

3 жыл бұрын

I’m so sorry about your brother friend. How are you? Please know I’m keeping you in my prayers.

@melissamartindale4431

3 жыл бұрын

Laughter IS healing. Then again, I can't imagine the loss...how are you doing? Truly asking.

I CRIED laughing. I haven't laughed this hard in years. His timing is impeccable as well!

@Patricia-go3wg

7 ай бұрын

Yes..me too.. I got some good new his morning about my cancer..but this video made my day..

As a Cuban born and a US service member as well, I couldn’t be more proud of this guy. So funny my stomach and jaw hurts from laughing. Can’t wait to see more from this guy. 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

Omg, Jose is so fricking funny! He DOES look like a cop. 😅

@JR-lv9nb

3 жыл бұрын

You must be high . Cause this e glish cigarette isn't funny at all

@phillipstroll7385

3 жыл бұрын

He looks like a good and proud American to me.

@suzanneblaylock9598

3 жыл бұрын

No he doesn't look like a cop he looks more like a funny guy playing soccer on a Saturday

@MsZzSmith

3 жыл бұрын

It’s that military background. You can’t beat it out of them.

@davidelder756

3 жыл бұрын

Adrian brody

I'm of the age most comedy just washes over me with an occasional smirk, but this guy bought tears to my eyes. Its his animated body behaviour, his facial expressions, his timing is spot on being former USAF. Brilliant show, the audience is his barometer of comedy.

@scorpogee6280

3 жыл бұрын

Couldn't stop laughing! I'm a former AF and I went to see the Academy and the cathedral while in the AF. Flew there in a DC-10. Scared all the way there since we had to fly low enough to breathe. No pressurized cabin. Looking down at the ground below 10,000 ft gives you an appreciation of how hard the ground would feel if you crashed.

@ponytailalogginalong5882

3 жыл бұрын

SAME HERE. HE IS GOLDEN. CAN YOU IMAGINE HIM IN THE BARRACKS.

@ponytailalogginalong5882

3 жыл бұрын

I also think he EASILY IS THE VOICES of Cotton Hill & Dale Gribble!!

@ponytailalogginalong5882

3 жыл бұрын

Oh JESUS! I am now crying, wheezing , & laughing & about peed my pants. My Lord, we deserve a real comedian again!! TAKE MY MONEY FOR REAL. "I just tried to punch a fart in the air!"

@scorpogee6280

3 жыл бұрын

@@ponytailalogginalong5882 I bet he could come up with a dozen jokes alone on bouncing a quarter on the bed!

You, sir, are absolutely brilliant!! One of the funniest Dry Bar sets I've seen!! I also don't believe you are 42!! You don't look a day over 25!!

@aubreybain7751

4 ай бұрын

It’s because he doesn’t have children 😂

He is easily one of my favorite comedians ever ! Not just in dry bar. The bit with his roommate farting. Killed me !!!

He’s like the Cuban Andy Samberg, love it. Laughed my butt off!

@kingayy9267

2 жыл бұрын

He _does_ kind of look like him. Funny comparison!

@jesusislord3164

2 жыл бұрын

@@kingayy9267 oh good. I thought OP was calling Andy Samberg funny there for a minute.

@eps3154

2 жыл бұрын

I was thinking he looks like Tom Cruise if Tom Cruise was funny instead of crazy

@gabrielcusack-mercedez8859

2 жыл бұрын

and he sounds a bit like Hiccup from How to train your dragon.

@taylorpratt6287

2 жыл бұрын

@@gabrielcusack-mercedez8859 kinda, thats jay Baruchel from knocked up, she’s out of my league, this is the end.

As a cuban from Miami that joined the Navy but worked as an Aircraft mechanic. I found this very relatable.

@rhythmicmessenger

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you for your service!

@l.correll

3 жыл бұрын

You are American, and human. Thank you for what you've done for us.

@joshuaamericanevans

3 жыл бұрын

I'm an Oklahoman conservative and I say thank you for serving our country Freedom ain't free brother thank you

@mtndew2013hg

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you for your service man

@anastasiabeaverhausen8652

3 жыл бұрын

AMS3 here! What kind of airdale were you?

As soon as he said he went to the Academy. I literally got tears in my eyes. What a great kid. Welcome to the USA. Glad you’re here and you make me laugh.!!!!!❤

Omg, he needs a big time comedy special! The ability to have me dying laughing with clean comedy is rare; that's talent!

This guy isn't a comedian. He's a great story teller and hero

@scarlettpildes163

3 жыл бұрын

BRAVO TO BRAVE AMERICANS LIKE THIS GUY!

@jennifercoleman6218

3 жыл бұрын

That's what makes him a good comedian. Fluffy is like that and so was robin williams

@Resters52_official

3 жыл бұрын

you can be all three of those things

@Crossword131

3 жыл бұрын

He's worked hard to be that good. Don't take comedian. Just add the others.

@Agentname69

3 жыл бұрын

Proof that you can come to America and be anything

Jason killed it

@graceamerican3558

3 жыл бұрын

lol

@kylorenthehusky2584

3 жыл бұрын

Lol. You have nice arms 👍🏼😀

@heatherbrewer2144

3 жыл бұрын

Uh, Jose😆😆😆

@lilmommalady76

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@Rose-uf1eh

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao 😂

Finally comedy worth watching without foul language 🎉❤😊🎉😂

@RocketJ514

Жыл бұрын

I so totally agree! Swearing doesn't make anything funny, it just makes the person sound ignorant.

@saar144

Жыл бұрын

Snowflake alert

Brilliant - just brilliant at painting art with words an mimic. I watch a ton of stand up but man, the best policeman ever 😂😂

@pony3284

Жыл бұрын

Ya he could stop criminals with his jokes easily 😂

As the daughter of a Cuban immigrant, I approve this segment 😂

@Fly65Helos1

2 жыл бұрын

@Hamish Banish I’m sorry but I’m not understanding the question to the context of the video. Maybe you could rephrase. No one ever said they weren’t American….

@Lorlornyo

2 жыл бұрын

@Hamish Banish get over yourself geesh she put a laughing emoji, if you can’t take a joke you’re on the wrong comment feed.

@lovetoshare1979

Жыл бұрын

@Hamish Banish read her comment and see her emoji. She just wants just want to joke about it. Words can go in both directions, negative and positive. Being kind to one another is something that we should do. I am very careful when responding to others. The NoClue Gardener, thanks for a kind response to Hamish.

I wish my dad, who was deputy chief of staff at the Air Force Academy, could’ve heard this.He flew cargo planes too, Jose. C124s. He’s buried at the Academy. Thank you for your service and thank you for your comedy.

@mmamallama1827

3 жыл бұрын

I’m sorry for your loss Rhoda 🙏🏻 There are so many things I wish I could share with my Dad too. I’m more like him with every passing year.

@graceamerican3558

3 жыл бұрын

🇺🇸

@sarahdoanpeace3623

2 жыл бұрын

So sorry for your loss. Thank you for your sacrifices too.

@Daniper1

2 ай бұрын

❤❤

One of my favorite comedians! Thank you for your service Jose! Keep up the laughter!

@josiekeys7669

Жыл бұрын

A great comedian with clean materials. Thanks for your service, wish you well in this next stage of your career.

So glad he has a second special!! 😂😂😂🎉

@mallorykane2843

Жыл бұрын

oh shoooot thanks for this i didn't know

I loved the totally new, non-repetitive material! So refreshing to watch, I also love that he doesn’t curse, but he still managed to make everybody laugh just as much.

@supposedly1-2

2 жыл бұрын

well it is dry bar you're not allowed to curse. i've seen some awesome acts on here and then you find them on youtube and they are disgusting with the cursing and vulgarity. Being military he's probably not a clean comedian!

@christinagonzalez6010

Жыл бұрын

He has other stuff that’s not on DryBar and he drops the F bomb in the first minute. Very disappointing. 😏 I turned it off.

@Mamacat1357

Жыл бұрын

words. "I don't think anybody should have to pay money at the box office to hear what they can read on restroom walls," Red Skelton

@susanostmann7273

Жыл бұрын

This guy is hilarious 😆

@deborahwood9304

Жыл бұрын

I hadn't even noticed ... that speaks to how unnecessary it is when the humor itself is outstanding.

Laughing so hard while nursing my baby that I did that deep cough/laugh. Baby stopped nursing and looked truly worried at me. I’ve never laughed so hard since he’s been born (and probably not for any other comedian on this channel). This guy is amazing. 😂

@lydiaj7492

3 жыл бұрын

I felt that in my soul 😅

@KristiContemplates

3 жыл бұрын

Reading your comments, and got an ad for cough drops. The first time my baby had that look of deep concern on his face was when he was 90 seconds old, and saw his father for the first time

@maryj7423

2 жыл бұрын

Congrats on your new baby! Postpartum laughter is much needed!🥰🙌

@juliemc9947

2 жыл бұрын

Bless 😇🌺💌🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿but how could you not 😂I’ve got the worst headache now with laughing tooooo much ✊🏼⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

@jdmandsuch6739

2 жыл бұрын

This comment made me laugh all over again... 😂

Don't know Jose popped up on my phone this A.M. but my day is gonna be fantastic because he did. Start every day laughing!

Whenever I'm having a bad day, this is my go-to to make me smile and laugh (especially where his mom kills the chicken, LOL)! Thank you, Jose! 🤣

I love how expressive he is with his hands and face, the one with his mom and the construction worker made me know exactly how the mom reacted I love it

@celinasantana1815

2 жыл бұрын

It’s probably because he’s Latin and I am the same way. We use our hands A LOT and very animated.

@anianthony2902

2 жыл бұрын

@@celinasantana1815 same with Africans

This is actually the most I've ever laughed at in my life, seriously. My mom (who was watching the Olympics next to me) asked me if I was okay, and my sister came in because she heard me laughing from a room 3 or 4 meters away from me because she thought I was crying.

@destineecox8991

2 жыл бұрын

He really does make you laugh so hard you cry 😂😂

@CurlyMedic03

2 жыл бұрын

We live on a farm, My Nana use to pick up chickens & do that . Don't ever name any of your future food .

@seancain2216

2 жыл бұрын

Dude, same. I've watched this multiple times. And I have to cover my mouth every time because of how hard I'm laughing.

@MavenEagleV

2 жыл бұрын

I watched this with my mom and she was dying laughing like verge of tears 🤣

@lisadial9740

2 жыл бұрын

@@CurlyMedic03 I was a 6 year old city child (Lexington, Ky). We would visit my grandparents on their farm in Campbellsville, Ky. It's been 50 years now, but I still remember every second of the chicken spinning, right down to the choking sounds. No matter how many times I watch this, I still laugh myself sick.

I can relate to this guy. I grew up on a ranch in southern Az. About four times a summer my tiny little, very ladylike grandmother, who spoke perfect spanish, would call the mexican ranch hands up to the house to help butcher the young roosters. She would use a hatchet, finish off a dozen roosters in ten minutes. The ranch hands would just twist their heads off. My brother and I would head for the hills for the whole day to avoid the feathers, heads and feet. We never back talked my grandmother. When you see a five foot ninety pound woman hack a rattlesnack into a dozen pieces before it even has a chance to rattle, you know who's in charge.

I found Dry Bar about a year or so ago. Jose is truly one of the best of the best. I literally wear a smile the whole show through. I have given friends and family links to his show. I have watched his shows at least 5, if not more, times over. It never gets boring; he tells stories about himself and family without saying anything bad about them. He shows you how to laugh at yourself and everyday incidents.

This was solid the whole way through, but the ending had me in stitches. I hope he gets more specials!

@tedtod4489

2 жыл бұрын

✝️There was God in the beginning. He created everything. The universe cannot be eternal. According to the second law of thermodynamics, the universe is slowly dying. It would then be impossible for it to grow since it is slowly diminishing. Trust alone in Jesus. Christ died for our sins on the cross and he was risen from the grave by the power of God. Death could not hold the POWER OF JESUS!!! His mighty name shall reign forever!!! He is Almighty!! He can let us live in the absolute Glory of God every day forever and ever if we just trust in him and are saved and born again. It is truly so simple that a child can understand it!!!✝️🙏✝️

@kellycook3914

2 жыл бұрын

@@tedtod4489 keep going with the science! Get rid of the god delusion and be liberated!

@jesusislord3164

2 жыл бұрын

@@tedtod4489 amen brother

@hmwhitt82

2 жыл бұрын

@@tedtod4489 I believe in Jesus also, but was this REALLY the place? As a true Christian we are supposed to "love one another" and lead others with kindness and show God's love by our actions. Not shove our beliefs to others who are not interested. Be ready to share, don't barge in and force it. Forcing your beliefs on others won't convince them to join your beliefs, it will push them in the complete opposite direction. All the same, Be blessed.

@marilyns6209

2 жыл бұрын

@@hmwhitt82 Missionaries both in America and overseas go to places where no one is thinking or caring about Jesus. Some people may have never been exposed to the ramifications of the Good News of Jesus and how important He is for their eternal welfare. This may be the first time some people have had to think about Him. Ted Tod just gave them some food for thought. I considered it to be a commercial break. 🙂

as a veteran I appreciate your humour. as a mom I nearly died laughing. thank you

@raapyna8544

2 жыл бұрын

Terrifying combination

If they made his life into a movie, you betcha I'm running to theaters the moment it comes out ready to laugh my heart out

It has been so long since I have seen such a gifted comedian! José's physicality and timing is so spot on!! Definitely, an entertaining show!!

The “why is there cocaine falling from the sky” got me

@sirnicholas5542

2 жыл бұрын

Musta thought the other Floridians got there before him

He is genuinely funny. Real easy on the eyes too! He killed me with "She was a pretty lady, she got ugly real fast"🤣🤣🤣

@russproffitt2820

2 жыл бұрын

That last story practically had me rolling on the floor! It was so hilarious and my sides are hurting from laughing so hard and long!! Really enjoyed his humor!!!👍👌

@adorable3817

2 жыл бұрын

Looks a little like a young Tom Cruise (back when I used to like him)

@huneebunee

2 жыл бұрын

@@adorable3817 yep .. I agree with you on that.

@huneebunee

2 жыл бұрын

Just need shades

@andiesbeauty

2 жыл бұрын

That was a great story

This guy is totally amazing he is so funny I'm sitting here trying to eat breakfast been on the road traveling on the interstate nothing about Chuck myself to death because I'm laughing so hard he is unbelievably funny and so relatable looks he does look very very young around he is lucky to have a mama like he had and he is a very very very talented young man go man go

I come back and watch this skit whenever I'm having a bad day. I will never stop loving this 😆

The difference between a fairy tale and a military story: One starts with "Once upon a time" and the other starts with "No s**t, this really happened.

@sandy_sd10

3 жыл бұрын

For real

@graceamerican3558

3 жыл бұрын

Too true.

@momomizzle5454

3 жыл бұрын

Umm. Just going to say it...your accent is hot lol

@thadcassell2261

3 жыл бұрын

Grew up in a military family and the way I normally hear the story the person starts off with “so there I was”

@terrywestin8349

3 жыл бұрын

So true

"We're at a taco bell in Denver, BRAD" Got me 😂😂

@denisepleines1513

2 жыл бұрын

Guy behind counter is named is named Chip!!!

Most hilarious guy without cussing I've heard besides Mike Birbiglia. I save this video to watch after work to relax and have a good laugh. Thank you Jose Sarduy, I salute you! Love this ♥️🔥😂😂 Showed this to my husband and he was on the floor 😆

Who's here again, just to refresh before watching his 2nd show that just dropped? 👏👏👏 Awesome Jose 💯

@korencloud318

Жыл бұрын

That thing in your hand, it floats!!

@hunterproductions4904

Жыл бұрын

LOL, yep😂

This guy is hillarious! Cubans are some of the most America loving, patriotic people i've ever met.

@Housee01

2 жыл бұрын

🙄

@teeroy7973

2 жыл бұрын

@@Housee01 What even is this response?

@hanseldsilva2393

2 жыл бұрын

@@teeroy7973 That's called a lazy troll

@jonathanbeets397

2 жыл бұрын

Because they have actually lived socialism and see the difference in real time... USA is a gift to the world.

@theperson431

2 жыл бұрын

@@jonathanbeets397 That's true. As a person who lives in a country that's neither capitalist nor socialist, I think both are undemocratic systems.

"I'm in the Airforce not the Cirq du Soleil". That is fantastic, I couldn't breathe. Great writing, impeccable performance. 10/10

As a Latina that also 'passes' as 'white', I find this hilariously relatable. Also, you do look like a policeman.

@esterwyman

8 ай бұрын

TRY HAVING RED HAIR 👩🏻‍🦰 AND FRECKLES

@GaryBall-vb2jk

6 ай бұрын

It's not a doors or salesman trying to sell a Hoover vacuum cleaner I'm glad he looks like a policeman 👮‍♀️

@GaryBall-vb2jk

6 ай бұрын

Undercover ICE

I just saw him at the USAF Academy. He’s as nice in person as he is on screen. Self deprecating about his USAF career. A pilot! Amazing! Bravo on ur success, Jose!

I NEED MORE OF THIS GUY

@LillianOglethorpe

3 жыл бұрын

Agree 1,000%

@0508ladyluck

3 жыл бұрын

Iskakzk

@karahunter5015

3 жыл бұрын

Same!!

@jenniferyoung5932

3 жыл бұрын

Yes! I do too! 😂😂😂😂 I'm coughing bc I'm laughing so hard!

@jilianvan8165

3 жыл бұрын

@Rulya Mórrigan Ard Mhacha Yes, he's a natural! Can anybody tell his last name ? It is not on my you tube site. Thanks!

I was listening to this around 1:00am, and accidentally woke up my husband, laughing out loud! I had my earbuds, listening and trying to be be quiet, but laughing without making a sound at first..., my husband told me later, he thought I was silently crying, until I couldn’t hold back any longer! I broke out laughing out loud! I was apologizing to my poor hubby, I’m sorry honey, 😂 and he was just glad to know everything was alright, and amused that I was finding something so funny to be laughing like I was! 😂

@ijebubaby9612

3 жыл бұрын

I love a story like this

@jamieleeleblanc

3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha hahaha, I just did the same thing to my wife.

@deanabriscoe4767

3 жыл бұрын

To funny 😁 Same. Earbuds in bed watching laughing was glad I found something so amusing that made laugh.

@adorable3817

2 жыл бұрын

You share a bed with your husband??? 😅 I get to have my own room 🥰🙏 I can laugh whenever I want, talk on the phone, turn on the light - any time of day or night 👍 I know that no everyone can afford separate rooms, so I apologize if you're in a bad financial Situation.

@adorable3817

2 жыл бұрын

@@jamieleeleblanc you and your wife share a bed. It's what society exepcts - that's normal. Nothing to do with common sense though 😊✌🌈🌱💜

Absolutely hysterical!!! This guy is great! I have tears in my eyes, my abs hurt, and I feel to the floor. 5 out of 5 stars!!!!

Mr. Sarduy thank you so much for this skit!! Its so refreshing to hear clean comedy and it still make you laugh til you cry. I truly needed the laughter you provided me with tonight. Laughter is one of the best medicines available to us. Thank you for providing just what the doctor prescribed.

There were actually Cubans on the Titanic, and they did survived. 😂😂

@bebeade71

2 жыл бұрын

Really?!!!😳

@eps3154

2 жыл бұрын

The best info is in the comments! 😂😂😂👍

@lizzycc123

2 жыл бұрын

OMG I'm floored if this is true.

@camerons.5001

2 жыл бұрын

thank you

@tattii4u

2 жыл бұрын

Servando Jose Florentino Ovies y Rodríguez, was the sole Cuban aboard the Titanic. The 36-year-old worked in the import business in Havana where he lived with his wife, Eva Lopez del Vallardo and son, Ramon Servando. Although a first-class passenger, Rodríguez was not able to make it out of the sinking alive.

I laughed so long and so hard that my cat became concerned and came to check on me. She is literally crawling over me as i type this. Thank you. :D

@Roller76

2 жыл бұрын

Haha classic. Funny how our pets will check on us like that.

@enviromental2565

2 жыл бұрын

🐱😻Sweet kitty.

@Yosho359

2 жыл бұрын

Reminds me of my kitty when he’d do this when I watched comedy stuff.

@jamesmcinnis208

2 жыл бұрын

"literally"

@jjleb85

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

I was cleaning my kitchen while listening to this…my Sprite ended up all over the counter, floor & mail during a spit take I was laughing so hard! Also, thank you for your service, sir.

This guy is hilarious!! And I like that he finds humor in his own culture and share with everyone!

He looks so young, but speaks so old school - unbelievable!

@amandalouise9046

2 жыл бұрын

he looks a little like Tom Cruise´s brother

@yashereen

2 жыл бұрын

He's 42--doesn't look it!

@Skittlez_apex

2 жыл бұрын

@@yashereen how is this dude 42

@missylearned9821

2 жыл бұрын

@@Skittlez_apex Basque ancestry/genetics. A huge portion of Cubans have it.

@Christina-71

2 жыл бұрын

Because he doesn't have kids, haha!

I have never Laughed this hard For so long At a fart joke. I'm literally Wiping my eyes dry now.

@yaganomabaatuolkuu3702

2 жыл бұрын

Same here, still trying to calm down.

@AARON_McKenzie

2 жыл бұрын

Same, it's funnier being veteran. 8 years in the Army. Omgosh that was so funny

@RomyaRana

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah being a veteran this hits so hard, you imagine you and your roommate standing there waiting for the inspection and this just cracks you up 🤣🤣🤣

@edithdlp8045

2 жыл бұрын

@@RomyaRana go ARMY vets. Was also in the ARMY in 1994

I can't believe how incredibly funny José is! Brilliant! Had me laughing out loud!

I can watch this video over and over and still laugh so hard. I have a son in the military and he is just like those two guards Jose was talking about. Spot on description. I lost it 😂😂😂

As a parent to a sore loser, the "thank you" resonates in my soul.

@milliesecond102

2 жыл бұрын

@Lydia Hughes I realize where I went wrong with my son. He talks down to me and thinks he knows more. I should have killed a chicken in front of him a loooong time ago.🤦‍♀️

@spacebar9733

2 жыл бұрын

@@milliesecond102 That are me?

@milliesecond102

2 жыл бұрын

@@spacebar9733 late night typing and the auto correct on my phone 🤦‍♀️

@islandbotanysoapco

2 жыл бұрын

I did kill a chicken in front of my daughter when she was 10! She pretended to faint and yelled you’re a monster! Good times. Lol!🤣🤣🤣She still turned out rude and entitled. She’s an only child.

@KB-zh4dx

2 жыл бұрын

@Lydia Hughes lol we live on a farm. Killing a chicken and then having your kids help you clean it then made a large pot of chicken and dumplings. It's called teaching your kids the facts of life. My daughter was 4 at the time. She bragged about how good that rooster tasted🤣 what do you teach your kids the burgers are grown at McDonald's?

This guy is a great storyteller!! And his act is clean!!

@summerd7668

2 жыл бұрын

I think he is more funny because of how clean his act is. There are so many comedians I want to like so much but, I don't because they can't keep it clean.

@xaphire6m.860

2 жыл бұрын

If any comedian performs on Drybar they all have to keep it clean. Standard procedure.

He is so hundsome. 😍

Cannot remember the last time I laughed that uncontrollably!!! 🤣

18:55 I knew it from his stance, he's part of the armed forces. Good humour, can't stop laughing. God bless his Cuban parents. 😂

@sumbynum

2 жыл бұрын

I was looking for this, I hate putting repeats up when you could've scrolled a lil and found the same you thought and agree.

@cassiebrooke2490

2 жыл бұрын

I didn't notice that until I saw this comment, I went back and watched it. Its so cool that you noticed this

@rosc2022

2 жыл бұрын

Yep. The belt buckle was a dead giveaway.

He is so good at shaping a mental image for me I felt like I was watching an actual comedy movie

This made me laugh so much, my colleagues at work had to rush into my office to see what's wrong with me This is a very wonderful comedy piece

I've listened to his videos multiple times and still get tears in my eyes laughing so hard!

He’s amazing! Such a nice breath of fresh air. I listen to a lot of comedy and I appreciate that he isn’t vulgar like most comedians I watch haha plus I like that he doesn’t just joke about his shortcomings or how depressing life is and stuff, he’s wholesome and such a joy to watch!!

@cruisepaige

2 жыл бұрын

I love drybar

@grandmalovesmebest

2 жыл бұрын

Im from Miami. I love Hispanics making fun of themselves.

@tedtod4489

2 жыл бұрын

✝️There was God in the beginning. He created everything. The universe cannot be eternal. According to the second law of thermodynamics, the universe is slowly dying. It would then be impossible for it to grow since it is slowly diminishing. Trust alone in Jesus. Christ died for our sins on the cross and he was risen from the grave by the power of God. Death could not hold the POWER OF JESUS!!! His mighty name shall reign forever!!! He is Almighty!! He can let us live in the absolute Glory of God every day forever and ever if we just trust in him and are saved and born again. It is truly so simple that a child can understand it!!!✝️🙏✝️

@agonizin

2 жыл бұрын

@@tedtod4489 growing in size yes. There’s nothing diminishing, only thing that’s happening is slowly energy is being converted to heat. You’re comparing different things :/

@sarahdoanpeace3623

2 жыл бұрын

Exactly

My boyfriend started telling me to breath because i was laughing so hard it was causing my asthma to act up! XD The ending had me in stitches!!!

@Etuffly

2 жыл бұрын

I had a full-on wheezing asthma attack because I laughed so hard.

@toniamcdonald1838

2 жыл бұрын

Same. I need my inhaler. 😂😂

I came across this guy last week & Ive watched it everyday,this guy is hilarious. His timing is on point.

I think Jose Sarduy is so cute and funny. It's a breath of fresh air to be listening and laughing at clean comedy, I can't stand it when there is swearing, and worse sometimes.

This dude is the real life Jake Peralta! Please tell me I'm not the only one that sees it 😂😂

@samtraji1

3 жыл бұрын

His pilot cousin from cuba Jose peralta

@megangaillour9831

3 жыл бұрын

I was literally thinking the same thing!!

@monsieurpickles9230

3 жыл бұрын

Ugh he does look so much like Andy Samberg!!!! And his personality is very NINE-NINE!

@itsannaluh5362

3 жыл бұрын

I was totally thinking that

@aleynahallie9506

3 жыл бұрын

Thats what I though

I saw this with my 8 year old son and he was “ his mom sounds just like you.” 🤣 I love everything about his show and I have to agree with most of the comments here. He is an excellent story teller! ¡No me aburrí en lo absoluto en ninguna parte del video! 👏🏼

@noelc2

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@isabelt.rodriguez3843

2 жыл бұрын

Verdad ?

@Gifted.LIl.Thang884

2 жыл бұрын

Your son has humor thsts cool..

@murrijuana2842

2 жыл бұрын

Women like you raise men with anger issues.

One of the best Dry Bar comedians... clean and great jokes!

Oh man, I totally enjoyed him from the beginning all the way to the end. I could relate to so much of his skit I was just about in tears from laughing so hard. I am so very grateful for the laughter he brought me tonight. I so needed it. I really hope to see much, much more of Jose.

My Father, speaks with an accent; he’s Mexican. I thought it was “normal” for me, being a 5 yr old, to translate. It’s very easy to relate.

@absolutelybagel2218

2 жыл бұрын

It is pretty normal because it’s easier for young people to learn languages

@LizzyRants

2 жыл бұрын

@@absolutelybagel2218 fact. I'm South Sudanese and we immigrated to the US when I was 10 and I was fluent in English within 6 months. I was translating at doctor's offices, schools, Homeland Security, etc. It was wild 😂

@artslife4424

2 жыл бұрын

Luke, who's your Daddy

Not only is he funny and hits home with my childhood history, he's also nice eye candy!

@StretchOnYT

3 жыл бұрын

hahahaha he really is a young looking fellow

@antayafairless9028

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine if a man said this about a woman lol

@justtagrrly

3 жыл бұрын

So objectifying pfff lol

@haunted-but-holy

3 жыл бұрын

@@antayafairless9028 they do. All the time. What's your point?

@victoriaalexander512

3 жыл бұрын

Yes he definitely is ! 👏😁

Thank you, Jose, it has been years since a comedy routine has made me actually laugh out loud as much as this one!!!😂😂😂

His KFC/Vegetarian joke reminded me that I had a friend who passed away about 12 years ago and he was a vegetarian who ate Nathan's hot dogs. Literally 99% of his diet was no meat and then his family would have these bbqs every few months and he would be there eating Nathan's hot dogs. Had to be Nathan's. The absolute strangest diet I've ever seen in real life.

@suzysnewlife

5 ай бұрын

My ex husband devoted vegetarian since age 8 but eats Nandos chicken 😅

He’s a combat veteran! God bless him

The last 6 minutes of this is the hardest laughed in at least a decade. There was a moment where I was worried I was either going to pass out or puke. Thank you so much for that laugh.

@herrington1975

2 жыл бұрын

🤣💀⚰️ I almost choked to death on my dinner! Don't eat and watch this ⚠️ hysterical!

@angelamarieeberhart8546

2 жыл бұрын

I know right!!! 🤣😂🤣

@syncringe1885

2 жыл бұрын

I know that feeling all to well. Though I almost pissed myself on top of it all.

@watchdog4454

2 жыл бұрын

It’s 3:13 am I wasn’t 100% sure I was gonna make it an the worst part is I’d have to wait 10 hours until they realize I wasn’t asleep

@meeofcourse4152

2 жыл бұрын

Agree😁😆😅😂🤣

This guy is hilarious!! I haven’t laughed this much in forever!!

Air Force brat here. I had to leave the room I was laughing so hard! Thank you for this!

‘We’re at a Taco Bell in Denver ....Brad. Chalupa’s not a word and the guy behind the counter is named Chip”. I’m dying. 😂😂😂😂

@videogalwatch

2 жыл бұрын

Why is.Drybar so racist?

@juliarunn5009

2 жыл бұрын

That was amazing 😂😂 my stomach hurts from laughing

Well, I started playing this stand up show just for some background noise while I fell asleep........ Unfortunately, this guy got me laughing so hard that I'm now fully awake, but worse than that, my laughter woke up my dog, and I think my dogs barking might have woke up the next door neighbour ! :D Brilliant set man. That was epic.

@jacquelinefranklin6815

Жыл бұрын

I love this

@justicehayes4715

Жыл бұрын

Lmao too funny!! 🤣

@Kellers_Mom

Жыл бұрын

Hahaha Hahaha I totally understand

@dt2215

Жыл бұрын

Same

@shellric4538

Жыл бұрын

Is laughter this guy's secret? He looks 22, not 42. 🤔

Great performance! I haven't laughed so hard in over a month! And he brought back so many memories of my cadet (USAF) years. And some of the memories were from those cadet years and humorous situations then. Also thanks for your service!

Oh the pain, the pain. My stomach and jaw are killing me and I can barely see through the tears. I have not laughed that hard in years. He had a couple of rough patches but a ton of raw talent, I hope he keeps going, when he perfects his routine, then I think I will die laughing and It will be Worth it.