Hey everybody thanks for watching and for all the positive comments - all these views, it's mind blowing. Keep sharing, and keep in touch. Hope to see you all once touring starts up again!

@cecewilson7072

3 жыл бұрын

Oh cool!! I just wrote a comment and then looked at the new comments and YOIU’ came up the most recent after me. Fun! 😍. Thanks for the laughs. We need your medicine bro ✨💕✨

@cecewilson7072

3 жыл бұрын

laughter is the medicine I meant btw 🤣

@Omoloya1

3 жыл бұрын

Really excellent work, Mr. DeVito! Keep going!!!

@DrJ-hx7wv

3 жыл бұрын

First rate delivery. Excellent work. Today's my 49th birthday and I'm finally in a healthy relationship. I am, however, 6' and have all my hair (which is very long) so, maybe this doesn't apply to me.

@harmonygordon6901

3 жыл бұрын

SO FUNNY! 😁😁🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣❤

“You, naked, on a scale, holding a bank statement” is PURE GOLD! Spit my coffee out laughing so hard.

@dragonflywings4669

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@TanEbear

2 жыл бұрын

absolute gold

@tdc9136

2 жыл бұрын

He ain't wrong, I demand nudes BEFORE I date...I hate surprises. And the coffee thing, yeah, I coined the term "Dinner Whore".

@anameen4820

2 жыл бұрын

bank statement, so u could know how deep down under debt she is. so u can avoid being gold dug by her. Right?

@Phdintheory

2 жыл бұрын

@@anameen4820 Idk, a good looking "Sugar Mama" might be kinda nice. :)

No vulgarity and no filthy swearing, just pure gold comedy ❤

@littlebighumancom

7 ай бұрын

What a stupid comment

@vicvc6015

6 ай бұрын

If you are bothered by vulgarity and swearing in comedy, quit watching comedians

@erikas7219

6 ай бұрын

Drybar is perfect for this!

@chromaticvisuelle

6 ай бұрын

​@@vicvc6015nothing wrong being tired of swearing and filthy, I agree, very well written, a good change

@Heathcoatman

6 ай бұрын

@@chromaticvisuelle Really nothing wrong with a few swear words either. Of course I mean for grown ups. Just words, you wont go to hell.

His style of self-deprecating humor is absolutely freaking brilliant.

@beagle808

5 ай бұрын

That’s why he is a frequent guest on the Greg Gutfeld show 💪🇺🇸

A 75 year old millionaire married a 25 year old woman. His brother took him aside and asked "How'd you get such a younger woman to marry you?" The guy answered "I lied about my age" The brother asked "How old did you say you were?" The guy answered"I told her I'm 85!"

@vilhelmhammershoi3871

3 жыл бұрын

hahahahahaah

@piotrfraczek1001

3 жыл бұрын

It takes money honey.

@dellisaflavius1538

3 жыл бұрын

🤣😂🤣

@MegOkuraJazz

3 жыл бұрын

a good one!

@tonysanta1240

3 жыл бұрын

Hilarious.

“Naked , on a scale and holding a bank statement “ .. lol totally cool

@PradypAnand

2 жыл бұрын

@Chris Merck Totally … cause they “got “ women parts , it’s all “justified “ for them .

@MikesTropicalTech

2 жыл бұрын

And a set of dental x-rays!

I'm just a very few weeks from 60, and can tell you younger guys, this cat is SPOT ON. But makes it comical and he does it clean. I appreciate that.

@deaw87

2 ай бұрын

I just turned 60 in December, newly divorced, with a plantar fasciitis that just won’t heal! This guy is describing my life! 😅 I laughed out loud all the way through it. 😊

@Mspiggy375

23 күн бұрын

@@deaw87do physical therapy for that. I did and it’s fine now. I’m older than you. It’s actually a muscle in your calf that when massaged and stretched will give you relief. Don’t let them do surgery!

@deaw87

23 күн бұрын

@@Mspiggy375 Thank you! The doctor doesn’t want to do surgery anyway because he doesn’t think it will help. Thanks for the idea of doing physical therapy. I never thought of that. It’s worth looking into. You’re so nice to reply!!

@PatrolOfficer161

18 күн бұрын

Just turned 71 and you ain't seen, felt or suffered anything yet! And your'e right, this act is spot on.

He is so funny he should have his own show. Non stop laughter!! He acts out his skits beautifully.

@catherinechaney6882

19 күн бұрын

😂 Agree 100% !! 😂❤

I'm 21, and this is the best piece i have watched in years. No profanity, no controversial concepts, it's clean all the way. And man i can't emphasize enough on the creative transitions.

@Bogancharisma

2 жыл бұрын

Comic genius Joey!

@margholtz

2 жыл бұрын

LOL you will laugh a bit less when you actually reach 50 and find out how much truth is in this comedy routine. Laughing with a tear in my eye :"D

@QueenSloan

2 жыл бұрын

How many years could u have been watching comedy?

@lifeintheshack2193

2 жыл бұрын

Hard to be clean and funny, takes some talent for sure

@QueenSloan

2 жыл бұрын

@@lifeintheshack2193 No its not. American comedians have gotten absolutely rediculas raunchy to the point its just disgusting and not even funny. No one wants the raunchy stuff. A female being raunchy is even worse. No ONE Wants that.

It's midnight, I'm 70, can't sleep, in pain, in tears - hysterical laughter!! Thank you💙

@darrenrobinson9041

3 жыл бұрын

Carol is that you ?

@mt5395

2 жыл бұрын

Same

@JohnLloydScharf

2 жыл бұрын

@Chris Merck That is a false expectation for someone who is 70. But, then, I have only been on one for 18 months and lost 50 pounds. Maybe it will get better.

@amazingsupergirl7125

2 жыл бұрын

That’s awesome! I’m in pain all the time and am always searching for great standup. I hope you’re finding rest and relaxation ❤️🤟🏻

@becca5100

2 жыл бұрын

@@amazingsupergirl7125 here's to laughter, my best to you...!

Hilarious! I can totally relate. I’m 48 and single and wow, it is crazy dating world. You really cracked me up and created lightness around a somewhat scary scene. Awesome comedic talent!

@bill4632

11 ай бұрын

I just turned 46. Dating now is difficult. lol....ughh.

@carlaaustin6054

8 ай бұрын

You are right. Your family setting you up with a blind date. I'm 65 and trying to adjust to what men look like at this age.

@JustAnotherGamer1005

4 ай бұрын

I'm 40+ too (although people perceive me as being around 35) and dating is scary, although I don't think it has much to do with our age, then with the times we live in.

@beasthaven1571

4 ай бұрын

Got any scary stories to share?​@@JustAnotherGamer1005

@WilliamFluery

Ай бұрын

Go to SE Asia…plenty of beautiful younger women interesting in foreign men.

You made me snort laugh! I'm 68, so just wait. You got a WHOLE LOT of new material coming your way! 😂

@cydkriletich6538

3 ай бұрын

I’m 74, and do I agree! He thinks the night mouth guard is bad…wait until they tell him about sleep apnea and he gets a load of a CPAP machine! 😳😁

@rhamiemanuelmoura-yameen8416

Ай бұрын

Also he has the bathroom runs in the middle of the night !! So much fun 😂

@najat5779

28 күн бұрын

@dianegoss7181 When he imitates the guy shouting at him in the gym..."Do you have a special bracelet?" I laughed so hard. _Why_ do people - esp in the healthcare field - assume any/all of us er, venerable types are deaf, senile or both? 🙄Ouf, the taken-aback looks I get when I politely explain that I can hear and understand perfectly well, please do not shout at me. lol.

OMG I cried laughing my sister in law's name is Carol, over 40, newly divorced and a hairstylist! Thanks so much. It was a refreshing change from all the negativity in the world.

@brigettepiattoly344

2 жыл бұрын

I think he is the funniest person I have ever heard in my life. Why does he not have movies and his own sit com. Funnier than Seinfeld or any of the late night shows.

@cherie6970

Жыл бұрын

@@brigettepiattoly344 - Yes, I wholeheartedly 👍 agree!🌲🌷

@seeleygirl6178

Жыл бұрын

Stop! My crazy Carol friend is a hairstylist and single too.

@debbiecason5072

2 ай бұрын

Funny & handsome😊

Joe, I'm about 20 years older than you, and am mostly very down, particularly due to covid 19, but you are so funny that I laughed harder than I have in a very long time. How can you ever top this set? Your material, your timing, everything is the best! Thanks so much for the gift of laughter!!!!!

@raybon7939

3 жыл бұрын

if your born before 1975 they should cut us Ubi check and let us stay the heak home, washed up non essential middle age people going to work for what. no one wants us there we dont wanna be there . and worse this covid crap running around give us early whatever .....social security, ...stay home stay healthy,.

@somethinggood9267

3 жыл бұрын

I pray you can find rest in God during this difficult time. He is whats kept me together. Laughing helps too. Much love. And you are beautiful by the way.

@kippyc98

3 жыл бұрын

I had a note so good day yesterday (covid is killing our lives) but happened to click this early today. I think this is how I should start every day! The news kills! Turn it off.

@jjohnston94

3 жыл бұрын

@@raybon7939 Are you kidding? I'd be terrified to leave it to the young punks who don't know what they're doing. People in my profession don't reach their peak until they're around 40.

@raybon7939

3 жыл бұрын

@@jjohnston94 no man we have worked long enough. freeken Carter was the president for gods sake when some of us began. what the heak can be accomplished by forcing some guy over 50 to go to a job is he or she isnt essential. 45 years ....is long enough.....weve done everything that has been asked of us, and everyone has done for us verything we have asked of.... them. so it was fair use. but what we got now isnt fair use. our bodies are beat up and we need to now take it easy and get ready to retire. cuase we are to old for this crap. so these kids have to learn sometime now... is a good a time as any.

'Carol's due for release in a few weeks!' had me rolling!! This is comedy.

This will sound like I'm exaggerating but this is literally the funniest guy I have ever heard. 👍

“It’s you naked on a scale holding a bank statement” - no joke, that would be the most helpful dating information ever.

@mikska

5 ай бұрын

Someone needs to start a dating site where it’s mandatory.

When you're 50, you're ready 'to cut a deal', but by the time you're 60, you're glad you didn't. You reach a state of serenity and acceptance. Which is a lot cheaper.

@janinealbrecht5985

3 жыл бұрын

So true and no aggravation.

@Magnum-qw8su

3 жыл бұрын

And sane-er (reverend al sharpton word)🤣

@missshannonsunshine

3 жыл бұрын

Wait til you’re 70

@keetrandling4530

3 жыл бұрын

Amen!

@bipedalbob

3 жыл бұрын

That was pretty much my time frame, by about 55 I just lost interest just wasn't worth it. Watching friends divorce, some over and over, screwed out of their homes, savings and pensions, supporting children that live on the otherwise of the country. And it's quiet and peacefull, if you make it to 60 you will be glad you did

It seems like a LOT of comics these days are trying to be edgy but it can just be so homogenous. This guy’s comedy is just well written with expert timing. New fan!

This was 30 minutes of pure joy

More jokes per minute than any comedian I've seen. Great set.

@kyleoconnor7077

3 жыл бұрын

And all great. Impressive

@andrewguillemette420

3 жыл бұрын

Haha its not as clean but check jimmy carr for jokes per minute

@steelman774

3 жыл бұрын

I thought he has a bit of a Robin Williams flair. 🤣🤣🤣

@sofiafrazier81

3 жыл бұрын

check out the Mark Normand Out To Lunch comedy special one joke after another just like this one

@SidewaysY

3 жыл бұрын

Try Mitch Hedburg. Awesome delivery, too. :-)

Best gig I’ve seen on dry bar. This guy is so natural, impeccable timing

@tomfoolery5526

3 жыл бұрын

Really funny. Starbucks, you wish. We’re meeting at the bank. The coffee is free.

@landdesigner4195

3 жыл бұрын

Definitely!

@RobertDrlicka

3 жыл бұрын

FABULOUS!! Finally real thoughtful clever comedy!!!

@globetrekker86

3 жыл бұрын

“What about Carol? Carol’s due for release in a few weeks” 🤣 Don’t tell Karen, though; she’s a party pooper

@bunnielebowski2007

3 жыл бұрын

@born2xlr8 yep he was funny early in his career and then lost it

I can’t remember the last time I laughed this hard watching a comedian! Pure GOLD! Thank you!

Hilarious! Great therapy session! Clean, no cussing, just great humor! ❤️☀️😂

Joe DeVito is hilarious! This guy is very polished, his act is very well done. This is about the cleanest funny act I've seen in many years, no profanity, this guy rocks!

@callmecordelia7181

3 жыл бұрын

Dry Bar Comedy has lots of comedians come on and they are either clean already or they clean up their act for Dry Bar.

@devitorules

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks Johnny. It was a challenge to keep it this clean but I'm glad I did it!

@DekkarJr

3 жыл бұрын

He looks better looking IMO than he used to. Men generally do! I

@karinroberts4920

3 жыл бұрын

@movingonandup773 Ok 6th

@mnhealthadvocate2024

3 жыл бұрын

@@devitorules LMAO- spot on !!

When I started watching, I was thinking this is going to be some mild comedy and it's fine. By the 12th minute mark I was laughing so hard I tore my plantaris tendon.

@kathyhollenbach7413

2 жыл бұрын

Victor Stefanescu, what's a plantaris tendon?

@KARENboomboomROXX

2 жыл бұрын

Join the club boo,😂

Have laughed tears the entire 35 min. Funny and intelligent at the same time. For everyone over 40 an absolute must to listen to. Great performance 🚀

Joe is one of the best naturally funny comedians out there. I just wish I could find more of his material.. 😂❤️

This is my kinda comedy. Hilarious! No filth, swearing. Pure gold. I am a fan

@paulfreitas368

Жыл бұрын

Proves you can be funny without being profane

@alcyonae

11 ай бұрын

I mean, it was a tiny bit filthy

@noble604

5 ай бұрын

I agree. Nothing profane. I love it and this I can share.

"Just a picture of you naked, standing on a scale holding a bank statement" gold.

@LINDAOZAG

3 жыл бұрын

A friend asked for his IRA information and told the group in front of him about it! He said that she was high maintenance.

@thebeachcomber4314

3 жыл бұрын

YEP, the "mulch setting" on the nose trimmer, also pretty epic!

@katemorgan4690

3 жыл бұрын

Can it be a paypal statement with an attached debit card?

@typ044

3 жыл бұрын

@@katemorgan4690 mine would have to be an old bank statement and a checkbook

@jafuni9349

3 жыл бұрын

Golden!! And pretty much accurate. That should be everyone’s pic. He forgot that in the other hand, they should be holding up their ID. 😂

“What about Carol?”….priceless! One of the best sets on this topic!😆🤣😆🤣

It just astounds me the amount of comedic talent I see on this channel. I keep wondering why I have never heard these people before. Another outstanding set. Couldn't stop laughing. Wonderful.

@TreasureDeal

5 ай бұрын

Dry Bar is great entertainment 😂😅

You know when most of the audience is over 40 and enjoying themselves - the laughter and coughing are simultaneous. 😂

@maryjopinigis2252

2 жыл бұрын

😂

@elizabethc3842

2 жыл бұрын

That's cuz blood pressure meds make you cough

@rittusekhri1209

2 жыл бұрын

I lol the whole set lol

@sumgirlable

2 жыл бұрын

This comment belongs in the act

@workin4alivin585

2 жыл бұрын

And a faint aroma of urine then rises...

Extremely well written and delivered. No vulgar nonsense, just pure creativity.

I could not stop laughing at this man. I literally got stuck in the middle of laughing and crying at the same time. Good medicine!

I've been watching too much news about politics and also too many true crime videos. Tonight I decided to look for something else, and somehow this Dry Bar episode popped up on my timeline. Thank goodness! I laughed so hard, and I realized it feels really, really good to laugh again. Thanks, Joe, you're terrific! ♥

@TreasureDeal

5 ай бұрын

Me too. What a nice change up.

@desertsunset8025

Ай бұрын

I agree 💯 ! I had to stop watching the crime stories , because they are neverending . Best thing I ever did for my mental health and well being!

I have been feeling down & tried meditation, a nap, affirmations and church today. Nothing helped. Then I stumbled on to this video & couldn't stop watching or laughing. Hilarious! Laughter is always the best medicine! Thank you Joe!

@davidthorp6829

Жыл бұрын

You can always count on him to make you feel ok. How are you doing and where are you from?

@revellaleif1212

Жыл бұрын

Let's prey

@diamondromeostewart8049

Жыл бұрын

Hello 👋 Patricia. How are you doing?

@TheBiggRiggz

Жыл бұрын

@@revellaleif1212 what are we preying on? Deer? Elk? Loose women?

@ifinditinteresting.8709

Жыл бұрын

Are ya a ravenous dater?

Like Drybar comedy. Family friend. No cursing/profanity or "adult" content. This guy is great.

@ghomerhust

3 жыл бұрын

yep, good clean fun. i have a LOT of hours of watch time from Dry Bar

@davidschwab8981

3 жыл бұрын

I like that you were able to comment positively on both the Dry Bar and Joe DeVito independently. They both deserve praise here.

@likearollingstone007

3 жыл бұрын

Mormon comedy

@granmabern5283

3 жыл бұрын

Like a complete unknown / Like a rolling stone nope, it’s not specifically Mormon. The venue is owned by mormons, they get comedians from all over. They have to keep it clean while working Drybar

@JacquelineUnderwood

3 жыл бұрын

Granma Bern *mormon friendly comedy

Someone else said it too…… no cuss words, no trash talk, just real life takes on everyday stuff! So funny! Thank you!

This is absolutely hilarious. I am the type who usually sits dead pan through comedy routines with the occaisional chuckle. I laughed so hard during this whole skit. 🤣🤣🤣 Love you Joe.👍❤❤❤🥰🇨🇦

Joe DeVito, you are a delight. I’m glad the KZread algorithm made an offering of you unto me.

@devitorules

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks, it's so weird when I end up in recommendations

@nighthiker8872

3 жыл бұрын

@@devitorules You would be great, on the Price is Right, a knock out for the show, instead of a bad replacement.

I needed this laugh today, so bad. My 79 yo uncle just died from COVID & a bunch of other stuff. Didn’t think anything could make me smile, and I ended up cracking up!! Comedy is good therapy. Thank you💖

@happycook6737

3 жыл бұрын

So sorry for your loss. 🙏💐

@devitorules

3 жыл бұрын

So sorry to hear that Janine. Glad I could help you feel better in some little way

@sunnydaysatl

3 жыл бұрын

Sorry for your lost prayers to u n ur family

@wingsandash

3 жыл бұрын

Sorry for your loss. :(

@flawless1up

3 жыл бұрын

🤗 stay strong

This dude is killing it!

the most talented comedians are able to make people laugh with clean humour. I have watched so many videos on dry bar and he is by far the funniest.., !!!!

This guy is my male counterpart. When he said ..."a picture of you, naked on a scale, holding a bank statement..." I nearly did a spit-take with my tea. This man is funny, and in the good sort of way. More of him, please.

@SpookeyClown

3 жыл бұрын

It's totally true

@Holly-Berry

3 жыл бұрын

That was my favourite line too!

@desperatedave3573

3 жыл бұрын

Im a 41 yr old single father.. and I laughed my arse off on that line too!! was EPIC!!!

If I were 20 this may not be so funny but at 47 I’m crying 🤣

@broncomcbane6382

3 жыл бұрын

Ha! No free meals!

@anikawilliams8722

3 жыл бұрын

Thts Katt Williams' joke

@vasilispapadopoulos9940

3 жыл бұрын

Truth ain't it???

@avanellehansen4525

3 жыл бұрын

In my late sixties, I'm thankful to be happily single!

@maxsotelo9518

3 жыл бұрын

I'm 24 and I think his act is funny. haha

The best part of thrift store shopping is finding those things that most remind you of what you once had, but let go of. You are much more appreciative the second round! Just as with dating and knowing what to hang onto this time. Thrift store shopping is the best.

@clarezimberlin8729

5 ай бұрын

Love your subtle sweet comment. 😊

This cracks me up every time!!! It's funnier every year that I get older! Thank you!😂😂

Thank God, someone who's actually talking to people over 40. I thought the whole culture had completely sold out.

@timallen643

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you Cynthia or as the cultural posers say " You go girl". I will be 60 on July 24th & found it refreshing to hear his type of comedy. Unlike the self deprecating shock & awe comedy of so many others.

@bengrizzlyadams6187

3 жыл бұрын

ok boomer!

@timallen643

3 жыл бұрын

@@bengrizzlyadams6187 Was that sarcasm or just a description? Like so millennial 😷😁🙊

@cynthiajohnson9412

3 жыл бұрын

@@bengrizzlyadams6187 :Up yours.

@bengrizzlyadams6187

3 жыл бұрын

Cynthia Johnson lol just kidding jeez! See you sound like a grumpy old ma! :))

This guy was a non stopping laughing bomb, He was the best I have ever seen. I am 70 and I could identify what he said about dating.

@beagle808

5 ай бұрын

Your dating at 70 god bless you sir 💪😂

@TreasureDeal

5 ай бұрын

I'm 73, I can relate also😅😂

@rayburnyarborough4695

5 ай бұрын

Jeff Allen is awesome too!

Now us women need to see a skit like this about dating men over 40. 😂

@natashka1982

7 ай бұрын

Women are not funny

"Got a bill that said final notice... So that's a relief. " Ahahaha😂

“Im rupturing tendons that humans have evolved away from having!” I’m quite certain I’ve ruptured something laughing at this - very funny!

@markweise6142

3 жыл бұрын

The Plantaris muscle is not vestigial. It allows you to stand on your toes or point your foot. The human body has no vestigial parts as commonly taught at one time. Evolutionist with their lack of knowledge would decree a part vestigial because they did not understand its function. Today we know all parts are designed to sever a function.

@alburnett75

3 жыл бұрын

That's prob my fav joke in this one

@alburnett75

3 жыл бұрын

@@markweise6142 dude this is stand up comedy, not a documentary

@loveeverybody2856

3 жыл бұрын

Watch Gage cattoni just launched his utube series show

@salonsavy6476

3 жыл бұрын

I peed my pants 😂🤣

“Ever have a Russian tell you a joke? It’s just a scary story then they laugh at the end” lol

@Malchior_Rises

3 жыл бұрын

hahaha

@anastasiafalcon4637

3 жыл бұрын

As a Russian... I confirm

@onceinawhile7

3 жыл бұрын

In Russia my pregnant grandma went berry picking into the woods and returned with a baby. Apparently she went into labor and had the baby there all alone. cant get any more Russian than that 😅

@vonjuergen

3 жыл бұрын

Russian bit starts at 14:07

@alonzomosley7

3 жыл бұрын

The Romanians are the same LOL

This was the funniest comic I've seen in a long time. I laughed so hard for almost the whole thing. Just what I needed

Best half hour I had in a long long time. Absolutely hilarious.

Almost 60 and single for a long time. I can save this and laugh again because of short term memory loss.

@mesalouis8976

3 жыл бұрын

What it’s like being 60? 👀

@marshallartz395

3 жыл бұрын

@@mesalouis8976: I’d tell you, but I’m 70 now and can’t remember. 👴🏻😀

@mesalouis8976

3 жыл бұрын

@@marshallartz395 I’m afraid of getting older.😭

@TerraGenocide

3 жыл бұрын

I'll be there with ya soon, paul.

@jadedstar7442

3 жыл бұрын

@@marshallartz395 You aged 10 years in 8 months?

Too funny! However! 😁 At 45 I met and married a 32 year old. We started as just friends with zero intent on being anything more but things changed! That was 20 years ago and my now 53 year old hubby still loves his 66 year old wife! 😜😉

@coldhardtruth333

3 жыл бұрын

Count your blessings ..

@overcomer4226

3 жыл бұрын

I loved a man 14 years my junior. There is always hope.... God bless you both with many more years!

@devitorules

3 жыл бұрын

Nice, congrats!

@jackiem9460

3 жыл бұрын

At 31 I married my husband who was 40. Age is but a number.

@wosborne5535

3 жыл бұрын

Is your husband Hugh Jackman?

This might be the funniest Dry Bar I have seen, I laughed so hard, I hurt my sides, tears in my eyes, and spit out my drink more than once! Brilliant comedian!

My (retired) Husband and I have been watching a lot of stand-up recently...very good too...but we BOTH laughed all the way thru yours!! Love you on Gutfeld too😂😂 by the way... We are old enough to be your parents LOL

Joe, you are at the top of the craft. Your writing and delivery is impeccable . Rarely do I hear a comics audience laugh non stop through a show. Brilliance Joe, pure brilliance.

@sunnydaze2359

2 жыл бұрын

Agree. They are all good on dry bar but this guy is one of the best.

@pattygravs6354

2 жыл бұрын

Perfect comment!

@marshwetland3808

2 жыл бұрын

He really was excellent. True to life stuff that no one talks about. Fresh!

Okay this guy wins; hilarious, great timing.

@lormal1609

3 жыл бұрын

I agree he's very authentic n original

@devitorules

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks Slacker. Now get to work! ☺️

@bonafideslacker2626

3 жыл бұрын

@@devitorules Dammit, Joe..

OMG this guy is truly gifted😂

You can hear that he is *totally Italian!* He's short like our beloved Joe Pesci, and he even sounds like him too, lol.

Finally! Clean humor! I was cracking up the whole way through. I love comedy minus the filth. Joe did a sensational job! Keep it coming.

@veronicaalleyne

2 жыл бұрын

a little filth is good for the soul, keeps things in perspective

@gw6496

2 жыл бұрын

Just Don't date a karen!

@plutoplatters

2 жыл бұрын

F yes !!!

@warrenpuckett4203

2 жыл бұрын

When I was younger I had female companionship as long as I had PESOnality. Now those treasure seeking women are after me again. Not for the pesos. I am one of those silver haired men that did not wear himself out chasing pesos. I also don't have a handicapped license plate or window placard.

@busyrand

2 жыл бұрын

As a Bob Saget fan... I understand where are coming from... But.... ....Happy virtue-signaling!!! In fact, you could start a group of Aristocrats that go around leaving comments like your original post while recovering from other sophisticated activities....

I’m middle aged and I can verify this man is telling the truth.

@lswilcoxon

3 жыл бұрын

I too am middle aged and I concur! The title caption peaked my interest..Im so glad it did. He is truthful and funny😂

@annecaulder9495

3 жыл бұрын

Way too relatable! 🤣

@GuysGuitarGarage

3 жыл бұрын

Glad we have your verification Gramps. Have fun at shuffleboard tonight. Wear your mask....Stay Safe :)

@kh485

3 жыл бұрын

@@GuysGuitarGarage No mask for me, thanks. Just healthy lifestyle and boosted immunity from sunlight, exercise and a healthy diet. No meds, no fast food, and no extra fat for me. Can you say the same? Good luck.

@WeldingForJesus

3 жыл бұрын

I'm sooo glad I stopped dating in my mid-30s!

I laughed so hard, I pulled a rib muscle😂😂

How lovely that his dad still reaches out to protect him when he's driving ❤

“I just turned 50, so I’m ready to cut a deal” I love that!!

@koroglurustem1722

3 жыл бұрын

How about Carol ?

@marlenanobles3312

3 жыл бұрын

Lets make a deal?

@solidman7510

3 жыл бұрын

I'm 40 and I'm ready to negotiate

@Rumerica82

3 жыл бұрын

I have a nutjob sister in law...

@pauls4742

2 жыл бұрын

I'm 50 and I've opted out... it's not worth the bother.

Laughed out loud for the first time in years at a comedian. I am dating at 67 and this was the total truth. My aunt is dating at 80. She met a man "garlicguy" was his handle. He turned to her and said "you know what I am looking for" and she thought he was going to say "you" and he said, "a younger woman". She said to him, why would a younger woman date an 80 year old. He says "well look at Rod Stewart", talk about delusional........ so true.

@juliekrol

2 жыл бұрын

Haha, I love this!

@lauraz2896

2 жыл бұрын

Rod Stewart is sexy, fit, and rich

@cassaleelee

2 жыл бұрын

😂

@roberttroxell4006

2 жыл бұрын

@@lauraz2896 He is?!

@lauraz2896

2 жыл бұрын

@@roberttroxell4006 He definitely is holding it together. He’s 76

I havent laughed that hard for a very long time. Thanks Joe! Great stuff.

He's freaking hilarious 😂

How is it I’ve never heard of this guy? He is hysterical!

@StudyCom

3 жыл бұрын

Lois Enolp Right?

@naturesmusic1171

3 жыл бұрын

Billions of people on this planet. you've heard of not more than 0.0000000000001% and probably never will

@NLTops

3 жыл бұрын

I know man my sides hurt.

@tnekkc

3 жыл бұрын

You don't watch FOXNEWS much

@itsxoc9833

3 жыл бұрын

'Cause he is 50! Hahaha

He needs a Netflix special. He’s good.

@Scottyboy2317

3 жыл бұрын

Yes, like a talent quest show for up and coming comedians

@ItsFlawlesss

3 жыл бұрын

He’s a white man, he’s not getting one 🤣

@starmessenger

3 жыл бұрын

I have Netflix and I think that's a superb idea!

@truthdweller3454

3 жыл бұрын

He's not degenerate or "woke" enough for Netflix.

@letmetranslate4249

3 жыл бұрын

Netflix is mostly white woke males..

Devito is the funniest comedian I’ve watched in years and believe me that’s a lot of years. Thank-you! I’m in my 70s. Well, getting dangerously close to my 80s and I have not laughed so hard since I saw Louis Black perform some 20 years ago. laugh.🎉

Just caught your set. It's rare to find a show that has me laughing from beginning to end. Killer job!

My 84-year-old grandfather had 3 girlfriends crying at his funeral. I told him he has a better dating life than me in my 20's. ;)

@DekkarJr

3 жыл бұрын

Viagra: Your Welcome Gramps.

@Zygmunt-Zen

3 жыл бұрын

That happens to be the ratio of women to men in his age demographic: 3 to 1. They are crying because they have to now share a new man 6 ways.

@heavyhaul8621

3 жыл бұрын

I’m 60 dating a 73 year old,,,, good good stuff.

@odious2000

3 жыл бұрын

@@DekkarJr You're as in "you are"

@TheCratsky

3 жыл бұрын

Statistically, women generally outlive men by around 15 years so I'm not surprised he had women flock to him at his age. Men drop like flies past 70 so the pool of men for women also over 70 is very small. I work in statistics and I specialise in aged care data. Sad but true.

I was not expecting to laugh this hard, it’s my first time seeing him great set.

@harmony331000

3 жыл бұрын

SOI same!

@gordanaluko5124

3 жыл бұрын

Same here...🤣🤣🤣

@1_viewer

3 жыл бұрын

Another same! Laughed so much I wheezed, cried and I was trying not to laugh (so my neighbor wouldn't hear me).

@marilynscarl2315

3 жыл бұрын

@@1_viewer DITTO DITTO DITTO Fantastic!!! Gonna look for more of his vids. HYSTERICAL!!!! He should become a household name. GREAT STUFF JOE!!!😆

@carolnichols2692

3 жыл бұрын

Same here! Was very pleasantly surprised. And my name is Carol. Lol!

See you on Fox News. A difference between this humor and your being on Gutfeld. I do enjoy watching this. You are hilarious. I've watched it 3 or 4 times.

35 minutes?? I'll watch 5 for now. 35 minutes later.. Great stuff, great delivery and he didn't force the jokes. Excellent. Thank You.

Never heard of this guy before - he's VERY funny.

@juliemiller9760

3 жыл бұрын

Greg Gutfeld has him as a guest on his Saturday night show.

@juliemiller9760

3 жыл бұрын

Greg Gutfeld has him as a guest on his Saturday night show.

@ellavincipatton815

3 жыл бұрын

He’s on the Gutfeld Show quite often.

@boringopr4369

3 жыл бұрын

Me neither

@timothyfloogle

3 жыл бұрын

For real look for back episodes of the Greg Gutfeld show. Totally worth it

“‘Final notice’... So that’s a relief ” 🤣

@benjones7634

3 жыл бұрын

That joke killed

@mommymineau

3 жыл бұрын

I'm still laughing 2 minutes later from that joke!

@londonrhodes2429

3 жыл бұрын

That was hilarious on Comic View 20 years ago. I did enjoy the special though.

I was laughing through the whole set, but when I got to the mouth guard, I had to stop and wipe the tears away. I haven't laughed so hard in ages.

This dude is a funny guy straight bangers. Much success.😂😂😂

He tells one funny joke after another. I don't remember the last time I heard such fresh, original comedy. And it's all true.

@j_de_bordeaux

2 жыл бұрын

i couldnt stop bro... its none stop

@skinzwideawoke9293

2 жыл бұрын

Right

@Vprb68618

2 жыл бұрын

So funny 🤣 😆 😄

@harunmusa1164

2 жыл бұрын

@@skinzwideawoke9293 Reeeeee.....

@harunmusa1164

2 жыл бұрын

✌️😊💡

This guy is funny and charming...and looks great for his age. 😊

@TMA2NC

3 жыл бұрын

Haha, that was cute.

@luisrios2793

3 жыл бұрын

not so great for 45 😉😄

@likearollingstone007

3 жыл бұрын

Says an aging gay man

@scarlettowl338

3 жыл бұрын

Are you his mother?

@AbsitInvidea

3 жыл бұрын

@adrian collette Oh to be fifty again

Hi, 53 year old Norwegian here. Stumbled upon this by accident. MAN, what a great show! Best comedian and stand up show I have watched for a long, long time. Thanks :-)

This guy is one of the best I've ever heard.

I had no idea how funny he is. Holy crap I couldn’t stop laughing.

@devitorules

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks Stevo, this taping was a lot of fun

@1283Stevo

3 жыл бұрын

@@devitorules can’t wait to take the wife to a live show. Btw love you on the Gutfeld show.

“I saw one dating profile pic with the Hindenburg exploding in the background.” I kid you not, I collapsed on my knees laughing when he did that joke. Brilliant!

@devitorules

3 жыл бұрын

I'm known for my current references ;)

@jafuni9349

3 жыл бұрын

@@devitorules 😂 Ok, that's it. You are now in my official Top10 of favorite comedians. Can't wait for comedy clubs to reopen and for you to come to the Bay Area!!

I’ve lost track of how many times I’ve watched this. Thank you Joe and thank you for helping launch dry bar. You’re the best!

His comedy style play out like a movie!!! Expert level comedian right here!!! Joe Funny funny😂

"Threw my back out, what was I doing? Rock climbing? Wrestling an alligator? I was putting in eye drops" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@prorobo

3 жыл бұрын

Starlight Readings Tarot you're hot.

@Starlightmystique

3 жыл бұрын

@@prorobo thank you so are you 😉

@prorobo

3 жыл бұрын

Starlight Readings Tarot you don't even know what I look like! Want to go out with me?

@rowenaanderson3739

3 жыл бұрын

I was looking for this comment because that joke made me cry. It was hilarious.

@devitorules

3 жыл бұрын

They call that move "the widow maker"

Jesus Christ........ This video almost killed me. 70 years old and laughing so loud my Mrs went to another room. I am wearing ear buds so she could hear nothing but my maniacal laughing. Thank you so much, hope I can get to sleep.

@Jomarize123

3 жыл бұрын

Just a message from Jesus the Christ, He died for my and your sins and He really loves you

@pattihawks8514

3 жыл бұрын

Marius Calitz Amen!

@pattihawks8514

3 жыл бұрын

Jesus is coming back one day. Are you ready to meet Him? He has a sense of humor, so you don’t need to use His Name in vain. He loves to hear prayers, though. Give it a try. Prayers🙏

@melanietoth1376

3 жыл бұрын

Lol!!!

@shumeister1059

3 жыл бұрын

John Savage, can you watch comedy together?

He’s hilarious 😂great writing

Laughed so hard tears ran down my face, almost p'd my pants. Best comedian I ever heard!!!

Funny, funny, funny And no 'F' bombs all over I laughed and laughed And I'm over 60

@kaohsiung99

2 жыл бұрын

I can't recall him using a single curse word at all.... Great observation.

@7msjster

2 жыл бұрын

That's true! And still hilarious!

@Joanla1954

2 жыл бұрын

Any potty mouth can do that sort of "comedy". It takes real talent to do it and keep it clean. Dry Bar is so nice, Joe is so funny!

@barbourgirl78

2 жыл бұрын

That's the thing I love about Dry Bar.

One of the funniest comedians I have heard in a good long while.

@salonsavy6476

3 жыл бұрын

👍👍👍👍

@gordanaluko5124

3 жыл бұрын

True 👍🤣🤣🤣

@davidmmm8

3 жыл бұрын

Affirmative.

Funny from cover to cover! Please Joe create your own TV show... we need it more than ever.

You naked on a scale holding a bank statement, this dude is hilarious 😂.