I played this for my wife just for the Netflix joke. She literally disappeared right before the joke. I had to pause and wait at a blank screen for her to wander back in.

@FlipNasty1

4 жыл бұрын

Same thing... she's rinsing off right now

@lochinvar00465

4 жыл бұрын

That's exactly what would happen if I tried to show it to my GF. She can't be on time for anything. If she says shes ready to go somewhere I know it's going to be at least 10 or 15 minutes......

@smotmot

4 жыл бұрын

Haven't shown mine yet... Will update. Update Left me waiting to watch this for 27 minutes.

@naturegazer6749

4 жыл бұрын

I'm totally guilty of this Netflix disappearance.

@megauser8512

4 жыл бұрын

lol

Dad jokes personified. This dude is way better than the polite claps he gets.

@VestigialHead

4 жыл бұрын

+ Wi1dTiger Lots of hysterical laughter - to me that is much more important for a comedian. Clapping at a comedy show is weird except at the end. Laughter is the response to funny.

@Tapio86

4 жыл бұрын

I didn't know Dad had the claps

@montablanc1

4 жыл бұрын

@@Tapio86 neither did mom...

@montablanc1

4 жыл бұрын

@@VestigialHead True,true

@williwonti

4 жыл бұрын

His delivery is juuuuuuust a bit outside

I got invited to Andy's birthday party when I was in 4th grade and it was awesome, his family was super nice and I had a great time. The next year he called me and asked if I could come to his birthday party and I had to ask my mom. She said sure but I didn't know his last name and it was before caller ID so I couldn't call to ask his address. When I saw him at Monday at school I could tell he was bummed I didn't come but I didn't know how to explain I didn't know his last name. So Andy if you're reading this, please accept this as my apology 30 years later. Love your jokes, you're awesome.

@mandielou

2 жыл бұрын

Awe. Just commenting and liking, hoping others will too. And maybe it'll get pushed up in the algorithm and he'll see it. Good luck

@MZWAtheMAN_MzwamandlaDlamini91

2 жыл бұрын

That's the most refreshing and honest thing i read in awhile. Thank you for sharing.

@dreampsi2

2 жыл бұрын

Andy: "That's okay, John, for years I called you John Ballsack. It happens!"

@jbossnack

2 жыл бұрын

@@dreampsi2 😆 you just made me and my wife LOL at that

@sandythomas2837

2 жыл бұрын

Hopefully if there are lots of replies to your comment, Andy Woodhull will be more likely to see it. I bet his birthday parties were fun.

Best stand up I've seen in years! He started off low key and got funnier and funnier without being crude. I'm wiping tears at 3 am. Thanks Andy.

@eljoelo2459

2 жыл бұрын

You know those specials that you start laughing hysterically but by the end not so much? Yeah, this wasn't one of those, cracking up to the end.

@Booyafam213

Жыл бұрын

My favorite part about his comedy is that it wasn’t crude.

@jfjc5694

Жыл бұрын

@@Booyafam213 yes 🙌 I agree

@petertraveller6421

Жыл бұрын

Try Ismo, he is fun too.

@mikewagers6425

Жыл бұрын

@@Booyafam213 .,.

Tuned in for one joke, listened to the whole thing.

@shanegrissom3297

4 жыл бұрын

Same here

@nathandennis1416

4 жыл бұрын

Same didn’t even realize until I was like 15 mins in LOL

@TheGuzdar

4 жыл бұрын

came for the 1 joke listened to the whole thing didn't laugh once wtf was the point.

@jestexgarcia3601

4 жыл бұрын

Same here

@CALIGS

4 жыл бұрын

I love the Dry Bar episodes like that

This guy killed it. Get this guy a Netflix special

@theoriginalheartstrummer

4 жыл бұрын

He's got an annoying habit of half-laughing every second sentence

@HaloWolf102

4 жыл бұрын

@@theoriginalheartstrummer Laughter is contagious, and we are all human.

@J3rs3yM1k3

4 жыл бұрын

He can't get a Netflix special. He's actually funny.

@adamFromDurban

4 жыл бұрын

@@HaloWolf102 plus he's funny AF

@sirgalahad1470

4 жыл бұрын

@@theoriginalheartstrummer You are so dead on with that observation. His comedy would be so better if he was dry and deadpan

His comedy is so relatable. The lateness, the sassy teens, the stepparent. Love him.

He made "THIRD ON A CALL LIST" funny!!! This guy is way above the norm. We have a genius here. No dead spots.

@jessicapurle2927

Жыл бұрын

Who hurt you? I found this guy funny

@TheBroknPezDispenser

Жыл бұрын

FACTS.

@SLOTHSRIDEUNICORNS

Жыл бұрын

@@chrisflynn6036 Someone likes porn too much. Hide your kids. Funny enough for you?

@elly4297

14 күн бұрын

@@jessicapurle2927you didn’t read the comment correctly?

Wife, "Me being late is the number 1 source of income right now." 😭😂🤣😭😂🤣

One large popcorn, extra butter, no napkins- we have a look we’re trying to go for. Haha!

I love how clean your jokes are...and how realistic...🤣🤣🤣

@VskiDevs

Жыл бұрын

ikr🤣

@notsure1969

Жыл бұрын

Especially then one about who he would rather save in a fire - his stepchild or his real child.

@cedarpoplar

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, Drybar beats comedy central. I like the one where they both watch a video tape of their daughter playing soccer. He says, "Everyone is chasing the ball at the same time!". Man, that just cracks me up

@DanneyTanner

10 ай бұрын

Real is always best... These jokes that the new generation tell are not funny at all..That because there a lie from your child hood imagination that came from a dream and worst of all the lie doesnt even make sence.

@sfischer5858

6 ай бұрын

Especially the shower/rinsing off joke! L😂L HaHaHa 😂 😂 😂 Get It haha

The howling lady laughing at 6:45 is at the right show, for sure. Andy deserves that type of laughter

I love how funny this was and not at all dirty in any way, just talking about ordinary things, thats talent

@user-yr7sy6ev9v

4 жыл бұрын

Why would dirty stuff be a negative lol

@dandixon4034

4 жыл бұрын

Read this,funny is funny not ugly words,listen to jerry clouwers,fluffy,and this guy

@stephenpaulson8313

4 жыл бұрын

That's why this is called dry bar comedy. It's all relatively clean.

@user-yr7sy6ev9v

4 жыл бұрын

Kay Mitchell how are you so soft that swearing isn’t even a part of your vocabulary, you sound like a child

@texashankpalmer876

4 жыл бұрын

@@user-yr7sy6ev9v I think the point he's making is that it takes a lot of talent to be funny without the dirty stuff. Because we all know the dirty stuff is funny as hell lol.

“She was painting them clear...” 😹

@geraldfrost4710

4 жыл бұрын

"My brain broke. I went and mowed the lawn with the bubble popper."

No gimmick,this dude is just funny as hell!!

@g.prince6265

Жыл бұрын

The Liam neeson snake thing,crushed me.hilarious.

I think it’s so good that he calls them “his girls” that’s natural paternal love right there.

When I was an adult with kids of my own, the first time I heard my Dad (StepDad) introduce me to a friend of his as "his daughter" my heart melted. He's said it about me for over twenty years but this one time I heard and understood the live he had for my brother and I. Even after divorce from my Mother, Dad was still who I called until I was 36; when he passed, he was my best friend. I was in all levels a Daddy's girl.

@coch2370

2 жыл бұрын

This is so sweet. ❤️ Thanks for sharing

@vassilpapadak

2 жыл бұрын

Such a heartfelt comment. I feel touched

@sgtsnafubohica15

2 жыл бұрын

@@vassilpapadak he was an amazing man. So smart, so loving. My Mother broke his heart when I was 17 they divorced, he always called himself Dad #2 and I reminded him several times a Dad earns his title, we didn't need to be blood, he was Dad to me. I miss him so much, I wish everyday he was still here. I have no connection with my Mother, but Dad I could tell him anything and if I was wrong he would put me in my place. A Dad is someone who teaches you, stays up when you're ill, give punishments when I deserved it, but always said he loved me. When I graduated college he was the one telling me he knew I was intelligent, and to never stop learning. I now know five languages, studying my sixth. When I joined the Army and my brother was a Marine he had a flag pole built in his yard and flew both branches of the military we were in. After my first deployment my Dad said he was so proud of me and that moment I believed him. Such a jewel lost. I love my Daddy, and will till it's my time to see him again.

@marilynmccormick1658

2 жыл бұрын

@@sgtsnafubohica15 You are indeed lucky. I rarely saw my father and when I did, he mostly ignored us kids. I had the greatest mom though.

@angelmacas1774

2 жыл бұрын

Amazing comment. Thanks for sharing

i came here literally just to hear the one joke about being late and ended up watching the whole video... edit: thanks for all the likes, i don't think i've ever received so much attention in my life

@grillpig3860

4 жыл бұрын

same :D

@manthrax69

4 жыл бұрын

same.

@bettychristidis3230

4 жыл бұрын

Emily Rowland-Rawson me too haha 😆

@briginavanhouten3055

4 жыл бұрын

This video is why im late but im not complaining😂😂😂😂😂😂

@normlchic

4 жыл бұрын

Guess I am watching the whole thing now Thanks for the heads up

Never heard of this comedian before. He is hilarious!!!! Officially a fan!!

This was hysterical. I laughed all the way home. thank you. So much better than listening to some of the political news.

His whole routine was hilarious. The jokes flowed into each other seamlessly.

@saraspivey1129

4 жыл бұрын

I said the same thing. He made it look effortless.

@OnlyJalonPhd

4 жыл бұрын

He’s really good!! His segue’s are seamless.

@nancyjackson8600

4 жыл бұрын

Funny

@lt7automotive931

4 жыл бұрын

Except from daughter running a 16 minute mile to birds in the backyard. This one stood out because his other segues were so good.

I stayed here because honestly I just love this guy’s personality

@adamakoroma1611

4 жыл бұрын

Me too 😂

@ABH313

4 жыл бұрын

The jokes were pretty funny but yeah...I just like this guy

@camkam5

4 жыл бұрын

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@camkam5

4 жыл бұрын

Alan Hale omlolllll Llmlomlmlmmlommlmllpmompmlmmllpompmmp

@camkam5

4 жыл бұрын

You more to do this moo oh oh my other girl love my love for me lol I’m so mllm

Andy Woodhall is absolutely hilarious. I was in pain and he made me forget I was in pain. Nobody can do that. Love him!

Andy Woodhull's routine is my fav! I've probably seen it 3-4 times now. I love his delivery and clean style! Totally feel comfortable sharing it with everybody. Thank you,, Andy and Dry Bar Comedy!

Yo the bubble mower joke against his wife painting her nails clear was so flawless, simple and GENUIS

@nwwink

4 жыл бұрын

Genius*

@erichramone7812

4 жыл бұрын

Schyler LaBeef I thought so too

@ParkerBG

4 жыл бұрын

Calm down it was fine you simpleton

Dude, this guy IS FUNNY. "I'm not smart enough. I have 37 years of life experience leading me to believe that what I'm seeing right now is called a shower, and you just told me it wasn't. I don't know where we go from here."

@julierichens4218

4 жыл бұрын

Omgosh! I've been living with the male version of his wife for 43 years! I thought I was the only one getting gaslit on a regular basis!

@marscruz

4 жыл бұрын

This is called gaslighting. His step daughter does it to him when he calls her on the flossing thing. Mom teaches her daughters how to do it. He cries. Yeah, he's winning?

@ttrinh312

4 жыл бұрын

The boat joke tho!! Bruhhhhh ☠☠

@mirmalchik

4 жыл бұрын

yeah people kind of overuse the term "gaslighting" as if it's just a synonym for lying. the distinction is that gaslighting is for the purpose of convincing the gaslit party that they are mentally ill. it's pretty clear if you watch the movie from which the term is derived. In Gaslight with Ingrid Bergman, the man who murdered her aunt marries Bergman and gradually convinces her to question her sanity by accusing her of losing and forgetting and stealing and moving things that he "loses" for her. She can't imagine that he would be manipulating her like this and comes to assume that she's blacking out and doing strange things without reason. But he gets his in the end, and even though her revenge is as passive as you'd expect in an American movie from the era of black and white film, Bergman's closing monologue is goddamn genius. Watch it, it's worth it. And stop pretending gaslighting = lying, please.

@Cisco661Barber

3 жыл бұрын

I agree xD

Joke after joke after joke, his delivery and ease...and FUNNY, on par with Gaffigan, Really good.

I love the half laugh he does as he delivers his jokes. It's as though he knows it will kill and wants to warn us.

@donnymas1405

Жыл бұрын

@@chrisflynn6036 Wow, thank you, that was beautiful.

@gracecase998

Жыл бұрын

Me too, his giggles are the best

@SLOTHSRIDEUNICORNS

Жыл бұрын

Robin Williams himself taught us the healing power of laughing at ourselves. Are you seriously shaming Robin Williams? Thank God he's dead now.

I love how tickled he gets at his own jokes! It's adorable!

@destree6348

4 жыл бұрын

Ashley Joyner Super cute!

@littlegoatgt

4 жыл бұрын

yeah he's a cross between Ron White's smirk and Mitch Hedberg's laid back observation comedy.

@lostlakepictures7378

4 жыл бұрын

I find it annoying. But I think his material is funny.

@spickinicki3307

4 жыл бұрын

I think he's actually hiding a speech impediment (very well) by doing this little laugh-like thing in his throat. And then he definitely found the perfect profession for himself. Good for him - and for us. :D

@jacobrobison9650

4 жыл бұрын

They don't laugh at there jokes. They laugh because the joy they experience seeing and hearing the audience

Woodhull's boat jokes had me closed eye chuckling. He could make a career of talking behind people's back. Thoroughly enjoyed it. Thanks for sharing.

@brodieroomojo

4 жыл бұрын

i think he HAS made a career of talking behind peoples back ;)

@brokenking5044

4 жыл бұрын

Its funnier to tell off people to their faces instead of being a coward

@captainmcl

2 ай бұрын

The boat had me ROLLING!!! 😂😂😂

@jojared1990

2 күн бұрын

Very funny guy

He did not disappoint. Job well done 👏🏾

What a guy! What a great show. He really deserves more exposure.

"I'm not taking a shower, I'm rinsing off." Dang, those alternative facts. 🤣

@littlegoatgt

4 жыл бұрын

Hair still dry = rinse.

@4Mikes4Mindset4

4 жыл бұрын

Solipsistic female nature

@DevinMacGregor

4 жыл бұрын

@@littlegoatgt She was rinsing off for half an hour? What was she rinsing off?

@danielnobel5869

4 жыл бұрын

@@DevinMacGregor jizx

@velvetrose7729

4 жыл бұрын

@@DevinMacGregor Her Body.....Washing JUST the Body is a rinse. Washing the Body + Hair...is a Shower!

I love his little giggle as he speaks.

@harpoon_bakery162

4 жыл бұрын

That's the exact thing I hate. Reminds me of democrat/republican get up early/sleep in open mouth food chewing/closed mouth polite chewing

@danivie20

4 жыл бұрын

His act is great. It sounds to me like he's trying to stifle a cough.

I've seen this at least 10 times and still laugh every time. I watch this once or twice a month. I love Andy's set. Really funny guy. Thanks for the laughter, Andy, great job.

I watch Andy everytime his special comes up. I looooove how you can tell he's trying so hard not to laugh at his own jokes. Dude is hilarious!

"We didnt have the technology for this level of laziness." Omg 🤣 He's so right. I lost it about his daughter eating salad.

@russellreal

4 жыл бұрын

dang you're pretty

@k4taraa

4 жыл бұрын

@@russellreal shut up

@russellreal

4 жыл бұрын

@@k4taraa Why? You the internet police? Its the internet I can't tell someone that they're pretty? Are we that sensitive in 2020?

@k4taraa

4 жыл бұрын

@@russellreal shut up

@russellreal

4 жыл бұрын

@@k4taraa :D

oh my GOD the salad dressing joke killed me. I literally had to pause the video. Thank you so much for uploading such a pure talent.

@333anders6

4 жыл бұрын

i had to pause several times to just decompress. he is incredibly talented

@brennencox516

4 жыл бұрын

That was the only part I LOL'd

@Uatemydoodle

4 жыл бұрын

Is there a joke I missed? How was that funny?

@brianbuckley9682

4 жыл бұрын

I just farted in my roommates cereal box

@brennencox516

4 жыл бұрын

@@Uatemydoodle it's funny how lazy some people are. It's also how he described her eating a dry salad.

Slightly twisted in an honest sort of way. Very entertaining and enjoyable!

'Was there someone playing defense' ? That was frickin' hilarious !

Wow.. who IS this guy. This is the first time I've heard of him.. Bloody crackin up throughout the whole show, he is hilarious. This guy is VERY underrated for his level of talent. Does he have a youtube channel? Where can i find more of his performances? You are very talented Andy. Great job mate 👍😂

@briantw

4 жыл бұрын

There's this thing called Google. This is not Andy's channel.

@hunterfulks

4 жыл бұрын

@@briantw Wow what a ray of sunshine you are, and just because it's not his channel doesn't mean he might not read a comment, ie his closing line where he literally quotes comments from his Conan video. Brighten up buttercup.

@Jennifer-bz8ki

4 жыл бұрын

@@briantw he knows it's not his channel sunshine. He simply asked if anyone knew if he had 1. This guy was happy after watching this great comedian & you just come in all sh%t% trying to still his happiness? What's seriously wrong with you??? Get help I hope your life gets better 🤞

@danl.4743

4 жыл бұрын

@@briantw I was about to say the same thing but then I read the response to your unhappy comment and I was glad I didn't post it myself. Seriously, what's wrong with you?

@nikkib5753

4 жыл бұрын

@@danl.4743 Truly awesome to say!! 👍 you rock! ❤

As a husband and step parent, I relate to everything he said. This guy's hilarious.

@tamilee9462

3 жыл бұрын

I know riiight! I'm sending this to my Pops. My "step father" is the best ever. He'll appreciate the "Laziness of the Teenager"

@SomeAustrianPainter

3 жыл бұрын

E

@t.s.gilmer8397

3 жыл бұрын

Typical step parent

@Stale_Mahoney

3 жыл бұрын

should show it to the kids with a straight face xD

@user-zi2ue5nz4x

3 жыл бұрын

I am the third person on emergency contact list holy s*** that's so funny because it's true

This came up as a suggested video, 66 years old and had me in stitches, really enjoyed your take on things, very very funny ,.

This is one of my absolute favorite bits; he's hillarious!!

LOLOL he’s like “she was painting them clear” poor dude

@DD-oi3vh

4 жыл бұрын

😂 when he first mentioned the nail painting- 1st thought popped in my head was argument I had with my other half last week- he was aggravated I spent time painting my nails clear- he said it's pointless- I'm like um no it's not, and it was on... Then Andy said his wife's was clear, I about laughed myself onto the ground:) he's described every argument I've had in the last month 😁

@davidbrooks4294

4 жыл бұрын

Hey, she's the number one source of income . Who's #2 ? Heehee,#2.

@indigowarrior6469

4 жыл бұрын

David Brooks GOOD ONE 👍🏽🤚🏽🤣😂😂😂😂

@indigowarrior6469

4 жыл бұрын

Jayson B OMG 🤣 me too!!! He’s HILARIOUS!

@geraldfrost4710

4 жыл бұрын

@@DD-oi3vh Darling, if that's the worst argument you've had in the last month, you're in heaven!

This guy has never had a child of his own and yet he is an ingenious parent

@mottyreef

4 жыл бұрын

most people who make good parents don't have kids.

@constancemontgomery3723

4 жыл бұрын

He does have a kid watch it again

@rafaelreyes9100

4 жыл бұрын

He actually has 2 step daughters. Watch it again both of you.

@bobbygalyon5580

4 жыл бұрын

He has two step daughters, he in fact has kids. You must be young, so ill drop some knowledge on you...Just because those two girls arent his biological children doesnt mean he doesnt have kids. Hes supporting, nurturing and loving them...that makes them his kids. I know guys that made women pregnant and left, those guys dont have kids and dont deserve the title "parent."

@constancemontgomery3723

4 жыл бұрын

He has his own child too he talks about it during the joke about the boat which boat hr would save if he only had time to save one

Love this guy! His punch lines have a sarcastic tone to them and makes the jokes even better. I can relate to so many of this jokes LOL

I love how he chuckles at his own jokes!!!!!!!! “If you were rinsing off, you’d be in a colander!” Getting the pesticides off 😂😂😂 so hilarious!!

@kkbiker4818

7 ай бұрын

Oh my gosh! We've had the pizza debate!!!😅😅

This guy is rare… He made me laugh for 37 minutes and he never said one cuss word… We need more like him! keep up the good work Andy, some funny stuff!

@metalmolisher666

3 жыл бұрын

So did Cosby.

@rj2011g

3 жыл бұрын

I noticed the same thing.

@rj2011g

3 жыл бұрын

@@metalmolisher666 Cosby was great the same way. He ended up human after all. There for awhile he was on a different level than mere mortals.

@rj2011g

3 жыл бұрын

I could see this guy do a different cleaner version of Married With Children where he is a good guy and the kids/wife are good, but all are like quirky as heck and he just kinda reacts with his humor and outlook. Smash hit!

@treymontgomery5959

3 жыл бұрын

@@rj2011g Great comeback. Made me think. You might have a career in comedy as well. The fact that you commented on this guys show speaks volumes. I too am impressed (more?) by clean comedians. Check out Brian Regan if you haven't already

There is no better comedy than joking about life's little tragedies.

@crystalkadletc1944

4 жыл бұрын

Nagy Levi so true

@kcufeht5795

4 жыл бұрын

Yup. Having kids in your life is great.

@jagger9710

4 жыл бұрын

kcuf eht 🤣 nice

Rewatching for the 8th time. Please can he get a Netflix special already

Andy, I didn't expect much when the video started, but man you are one funny dude! Thanks for making my day better.

I've never heard of him, but one of the funniest things I've ever heard

@cheridehart8625

4 жыл бұрын

Me too!

@Omegatonboom

4 жыл бұрын

Same. I'm like whhoooo??? I'm fully gonna finish this video lol. Then I'm gonna see if anyone important knows him/has interviews. 😃

@matthewwhite2155

4 жыл бұрын

Same here!

This guy deserves more than a golf clap.

@TheUnatuber

4 жыл бұрын

Utah.

@lukethompson3983

4 жыл бұрын

I think it was due to them being busy laughing extremely hard. They seem to laugh the entire time.

@jessickalush3305

4 жыл бұрын

2 golf claps?

@pseudonayme7717

4 жыл бұрын

He's like an American Michael McIntyre, which I think is a compliment 😶

@digital_gadget

4 жыл бұрын

This presentation of the skit isn't as well presented as the one I saw before.

I listen to drybar while cleaning the house. It makes cleaning more fun😁.

So funny and loved how clean his jokes were. I could share them with my niece.

Its the way he says MY GIRLS... ordered Chinese. He's the step dad but they're his kids. I love that the most, I think. Yeah the laughs are great too. :)

@chrisallum9044

4 жыл бұрын

just pick well the first time and it won't be an issue ;)

@tysonhoyle8395

4 жыл бұрын

Chris Allum, your reply is stupid.

@Xakarath

4 жыл бұрын

Id love to hear some rando refer to my kids as his 🙄

@soieatlizards9340

4 жыл бұрын

@@Xakarath If later in life you have to go through the unfortunate experience of a divorce, your (former) partner will most likely at some point find somebody new. At that point you can just hope it's a decent person who'll love your children as if they were their own and care for them. Better than someone who always has that "well they aren't MY kids" attitude. Growing up I had a stepdad I absolutely hated, and I stepmother I absolutely adored. Fortunately the stepdad is no longer in my life (forever in my siblings though). As for my stepmother, it was awesome that she and my mother got along well. Sometimes you gotta just do it for the kids. But with any luck you won't have to deal with any of that. Keep your relationship strong my friend.

@rogeliosoto6953

4 жыл бұрын

Shut up. You probably have 3 kids from 3 different baby daddies lmfao

Just so yall know. When you start the video, skip to the end and then hit replay. No ads that way. I'm only passing along information that was so selflessly given to me.

@fountunes4495

4 жыл бұрын

Jacob Grant Thank you😊

@NixonRexzile-xz4sq

4 жыл бұрын

@TheMowens oh thats why i don't see ads lol!!!!

@ntt2k

4 жыл бұрын

@TheMowens That's harder to set up on mobile. Hope this trick works on my phone

@itsExtinquish

4 жыл бұрын

A God among men...

@bentleyj02

4 жыл бұрын

Not all heroes wear capes!! 👍🙌

Have listened to this several times and it never gets old. This is among the very best of comedy. Brilliant at every line!

Came across this by accident a couple years ago. Laughed so hard at this. Hope to see more from this guy.

This guy is hysterical. He needs a better agent.

@seacoastview7253

4 жыл бұрын

He absolutely needs a new agent. I watch quite a bit of stand-up but i've never once heard of this guy... which is pretty crazy. i came here literally to see the one joke that was advertised and like many others who've posted, watched the entire video. some very hilarious stuff i've never heard before... especially the final punch line! Update: i searched youtube and found about 10 vids from the last 6 years... all of them with the same material as above. 😭 i know it's pretty common for comedians to repeat bits that were funny and worked... but after watching 10 more it was so sad that i didn't see any different material. i guess maybe he needs a better agent AND a writer 😏 .....but the video above is still a scream and definitely his best.

@Brandon-qe3ej

4 жыл бұрын

would have more gigs if she wasnt late so often

@jdawg119

4 жыл бұрын

Brandon Holtzhausen hahaha

@mrsmacca126

4 жыл бұрын

Fin Jan And, a stylist.

@MakeTeachRepeat

4 жыл бұрын

This guy is lifting material and delivery from Mitch Hedburg.

The part about his wife sleeping and denying that she was sleeping and he asked her if she was airing her throat out too, and the part about the gummy bears was epically hilarious! 😂😭

@Juliequeen771

4 жыл бұрын

yes!!!

@noeldeal8087

4 жыл бұрын

I like the colander joke...☺

@javierescontrias

3 жыл бұрын

I once took my wife to the movies and she fell asleep. She was snoring with her mouth open. I grabbed the twix and dropped in her cleavage and she woke up screaming "crocarouch! Ahhh crocarouch" as she tried to slap it off her chest. I laughed soo hard the people told me to leave.

@ThisIsYourOnlyWarning

3 жыл бұрын

javier escontrias 😂😂

@tamarapowell6996

3 жыл бұрын

Rebecca Lee I absolutely SCREAMED laughing at that segment!!!! I even backed it up twice - he’s hilarious!!

Andy you are adorable and absolutely hilarious! Thank You for the laughter. You have lightened my day!!!

After ages exceptional comedy. The whole gig was halirious and I didn't feel bored for a single sec. Bravo!!! Keep up.

It's nice to hear truly funny, clean humor. This guy's great.

@William-Morey-Baker

4 жыл бұрын

Well... Its not all entirely "clean" per say. But yeah, no swearing and whatnot.

@ttrinh312

4 жыл бұрын

U don't hear that anymore..until u hear fluffy..but yes u are correct...even comedy has changed..crazy huh

@dawnstone205

3 жыл бұрын

I get so sick of that comment.

@juliaxoxo6020

3 жыл бұрын

Joe devito is super hilarious also!!!

@JosiahWarren

3 жыл бұрын

Can you share the link of what you are whatching ?

This entire thing was pure gold. I didn't stop laughing.

@w8stral

4 жыл бұрын

Real jokes about life, not just pervert jokes. This is pure gold. How comedy should be

First time watching him, he's hilarious. Constantly wiping tears from my eyes.

One of my favorite comedians to this day!! love it!

"And then my brain exploded.." truest frustration spoken in words.

I’ve never heard of this guy. Now I’m going to watch his routines.

@fabiolito28

4 жыл бұрын

Ok thanks for sharing your thoughts with everyone

@csb78nm

4 жыл бұрын

@@fabiolito28 Like you just did? Pot, meet kettle...

@misteralias2850

4 жыл бұрын

Cora Bee , that was exactly what I was thinking. 😄. Perhaps they meant it seriously and weren’t being flippant? It’s possible.

@kylacrush6810

4 жыл бұрын

Mister Alias Same!! Thoroughly enjoyed every moment! His matter of fact candor combined with salient rationale is absolutely phenomenal!! Can’t wait to check out more of his routines! Plus any S.O that can provide witty banter & has accepted his wife’s perpetual tardiness (not that there’s anything wrong w/ that ;) instead of going into a blind rage has my Vote! What a lucky Girl she is to have the Best excuse for always being late as: ‘It’s just to give you more material for your act, Babe! aka our families’ largest profit source!! It may look like I’m just painting my nails but I’m actually ensuring our next mortgage payment... “

@misteralias2850

4 жыл бұрын

Kyla Crush , “it may look like I’m just painting my nails, but I’m actually securing our next mortgage payment...” 😂 Utterly brilliant. That behavior isn’t beyond the realm of possibility. Now I’m wondering if his wife is a comedian at heart as well. 😄 Inspiration and presentation truly are paramount in a career as nuanced as stand up.

This guy is hilarious! He needs to do more specials

Andy is funny and can deliver punch lines without yelling and cursing.

He must be a very good father. He really analyses all those situations deeply.

This man needs a Netflix special ASAP! I've laughed the entire time and it's refreshing to see someone this talented.

@UltraSuperDuperFreak

4 жыл бұрын

or you could just buy the show he just did and support him ? i think it was like 1$ on this channel (i think it as this one) about 1 year ago for it. :)

‘Give my regards to Malachi’ 😂

You sir are truly gifted as the funniest comedian I have listened to in a long time! Thank you for all the laughter you brought out of me this evening! I truly needed to laugh! Wanda

4.2 million views in under 4 months. Maybe Andy'll get some bigger gigs now; he deserves it!

@1.4142

3 жыл бұрын

most viewed video on this channel

@bethmerryfield7186

3 жыл бұрын

I hope Andy does some utube comedy from his home during covid. I would watch all the time!

@spazmobot

3 жыл бұрын

This is the comedy we all know, love and desperately need right now. I don't wanna be programmed, preached to, grossed out or be beaten over the head 24-7 w/politics. I just wanna laugh. And 6.2 million views tells me I'm not alone! He's wonderful.

@OoO-wq9cu

3 жыл бұрын

Just because people see a video doesn't mean they like it

Just to proove you can be hillarious with clean humor, and no bad language. BRAVO

@margueritearavena2256

3 жыл бұрын

Love clean humor. Thank you!

@yrrab2381

3 жыл бұрын

Language is perspective if your offended by Language used dknt listen end of

@kobushauman3310

3 жыл бұрын

Agreed Wendy. That is a very cute 'pup' on your profile. May I also say to the reader of this comment, I pray that the Lord Jesus Christ and God and His Holy Ghost be with you and your loved ones, now and always. I ask that His Grace and Mercy be with you all in every moment. I pray this in the Name of the Lord Jesus Christ God and His Holy Ghost. Amen.

@kobushauman3310

3 жыл бұрын

@Justin Trudeau I'm sorry my comment annoyed you. That wasn't what I intended to do. Hope you enjoyed the show though 👍🏾

@gravypatron

3 жыл бұрын

Bill Cosby?🤷‍♀️

I really liked this guy. He didn't resort to vulgarity like many comedians do. It's great to watch someone who is genuinely funny and he kept me laughing over & over. I really like his down to earth demeanor. He just threw the snake over the fence!!

This comedian is hilarious!!! I listened to his routines over and over! Thanks for the laughs!

19:25 - "I'd like to remind you that my wife as two daughters." -- I choked on my Coke. So funny. That joke deserved a way better response than the audience gave.

@garrettevans9193

3 жыл бұрын

I didn't get that one. Could you explain it please?

@sweencreamer

3 жыл бұрын

@@garrettevans9193 His wife doesn’t want another woman’s dishes in her house, yet she has another mans KIDS in the house.

@TheWidowStewart

3 жыл бұрын

And his dishes don't kind of look like his ex-gf. Awesome.

@danielpool2039

3 жыл бұрын

One of the best bits I’ve ever heard.

@theon_ean_donly

3 жыл бұрын

A third of the people didn't get it another third was offended,and the other was like I wonder if I can beat traffic

No cursing, no racial bias. God, I Love it. Can we have more comedy like this?!!

@thephandmphamilywithalvefo3307

4 жыл бұрын

micheal martin if you like that kind of stuff then you might enjoy watching Michael McIntyre, unless you already watch him lol :)

@SunshineLuvsmusic

4 жыл бұрын

Completely hysterical and I agree with you... Fun and laughs for everyone.

@lukedavis6711

4 жыл бұрын

Oh noes a bad word!

@fraserjwalker2327

4 жыл бұрын

That's what this whole Dry Bar Comedy channel is. Stand-up without the cursing. I don't mind bad language in comedy, but I honestly think that when NOT cursing is a rule, the comics need to land those punchlines more tactfully. It's great!

@meandyourmanager4623

4 жыл бұрын

That stuff is funny though, why? Because it's a joke, intended for that purpose. I will not talk to your manager.

I swear I've sent this to everyone of my friends n family and watched it at least 5x. Lmao. 😂I love it!!!

This kept me laughing every few seconds. Made my day!

I feel like the crowd wasn’t laughing as hard as they should of this guy killed it

@TheHellRanger

4 жыл бұрын

did you know that humor is extremely subjective and people like different kinds of jokes and so on? oh, you did not know that? figures...

@Xerophlume

4 жыл бұрын

what does "should of" mean?

@harpoon_bakery162

4 жыл бұрын

it's because he laughs at his own jokes.... he needs a delivery like Louie Anderson -- take a hint Andy, it could be a killer routine.

@B_Bodziak

4 жыл бұрын

@@Xerophlume Go Away with correcting people's grammar! I'm sure you're a social media spelling Nazi, as well. Smh

@Xerophlume

4 жыл бұрын

@@B_Bodziak It's just interesting to me, when you say "should of" it shows that you clearly have no idea what the words you're saying mean. Because otherwise you would know that you're trying to say "should've", a contraction of "should have". When you say "should of" it shows that you are just writing it the way you hear it, which is hilariously stupid.

I didn’t think he was going to be funny but, he was absolutely hilarious. So funny. I’m glad I watched it. I had tears of laughter from lots of his jokes.

@ironmaven1760

4 жыл бұрын

Me too lol...I wasnt sure about this guy but he turned out to be hilarious 😁

@kblewis3331

4 жыл бұрын

I know! I was laughing so hard I started chocking! He's Great!

@zombiasnow15

4 жыл бұрын

Oh me too! I was sure I broke something! I couldn't stop laughing😅😅😅

@bonniehart1805

4 жыл бұрын

@@ironmaven1760 u887549009op9bbhģ887677895407

This show was HYSTERICAL!!!! Please know that I was laughing out loud the whole time!!!! Thank you for how awesome your comedian is!!!

How have I never heard of this guy? He's so funny!

"I am not asleep. I am just resting my eyes...…. Are you also airing out your throat?" 3:51. I can't stop laughing. This guy is good.

@phyzarel1845

4 жыл бұрын

Bruh reading that after hearing it about 3 times now gave me stomach cramps 💀 he doesn’t know how relatable he and his wife are

@patrickchubey3127

4 жыл бұрын

I don't always keep up with the news. When did Bro become Bruh ,,,,,,,,,,,, and why?

@punkdrummr2000

4 жыл бұрын

@@phyzarel1845 he is great. Check out tim hawkins. He is beyond funny

@punkdrummr2000

4 жыл бұрын

@@patrickchubey3127 who cares "bruh" or "bro"...... Sounds like the insane left trying to control words.

@nofybn7794

4 жыл бұрын

@@punkdrummr2000 It isn't left, jerk. It is just a question.

This is one of the funniest sets ive heard in a while.

very happy to have discovered this delightful artist

One of the funniest specials I have seen! My sides hurt from laughing so much!

I love how a lot step-parents would say "my step kids" or something but he always says "my girls" and I just find that sweet

@Hannah-gc4cy

3 жыл бұрын

YESSS❤

@FutureCommentary1

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah I noticed that too.

@roberthouston6562

2 жыл бұрын

Same.

@daduronronron3955

2 жыл бұрын

Pretty good chance it's because his wife allows him to be their father and not just some man in their life.

@audreychoudhary8862

2 жыл бұрын

Yes that's what I liked also how he calls them his girls his daughters shows how much you really love them

It's amazing that he dedicated a whole act about his family. Really says something about how much he integrated with them.

@edbunkers4516

3 жыл бұрын

He's hilarious, I'm sure his family is laughing their butts off too!

@randallulrich

2 жыл бұрын

And...............they're his number one source of income. :-)

@grantperkins368

2 жыл бұрын

@@randallulrich haaaaaa!!!!

@jonny_codphilo7809

2 жыл бұрын

no its a easy source of boring material the old joke about getting married giving you a new hour of material

@joeuser633

Жыл бұрын

And yet he is divorced now.

Very funny guy. You made simple things in life so funny without other people thinking about how funny life is. It depends on how you delivered the jokes. We loved your funny experience and stories. Good luck and thanks for making people happy.🥰🤣🤣

First time I've heard this guy. Snakes lol CATHY from Australia xxxx

The fact that he is trying not to laugh at his own joke makes it funnier 😩😂

@mackhomie6

4 жыл бұрын

I find the fact that he is pretending to crack up at jokes he's written, re-written, rehearsed, performed at small venues, rewritten again - and then performed X times before filming this special - evidence enough that the laughing is part of the act, which is kind of lame

@MikkisoXTRA

4 жыл бұрын

mackhomie6 pretending or not. It made me laugh. The most important part of comedy is timing and delivery and he nailed it for me. Why record a special for jokes that don’t work? You are supposed to practice right? 🤷🏾‍♀️ I’m not opposed to negative feedback but nothing about your comment was constructive so 😴

@xracrossx

4 жыл бұрын

@@mackhomie6 What's the alternative? Watching a man deliver his performance with the dull monotony of clearly having done this 1000 times before and sick of it?

@mackhomie6

4 жыл бұрын

@@xracrossx there is a full range of emotions at your disposal and if the wiring was better, we'd probably see something other than Smirking at My Jokes throughout

@soieatlizards9340

4 жыл бұрын

@@mackhomie6 If you wanted better wiring, you should have gone to an electrician's channel.

“Was there someone playing defense on your mile run?” 😂😂😂

@geraldfrost4710

4 жыл бұрын

or did you get lost in the corn maze?

This guy is hilarious! I want to see him live! Hahahaha good job

That was GREAT! Really enjoyed that good, clean humor. Thanks for the laughs! 😄