Who the hell downvoted this guy.. I haven't laughed at a comedian that was this straight laced EVER!

@thedudewashere1987

3 жыл бұрын

@Michael Norris I wonder...if a video of joe rogan or bill burr got downvoted, would your mind go straight to , racists downvoted them? I have a sneaky suspicion that it wouldn't. Seems like you see things through the lense of race. Not a good look. You don't know why it got downvoted so you shouldn't toss around the word "racist" like confetti. It only cheapens and trivializes actual racism. Tighten up...

@sogsmcgee2183

3 жыл бұрын

those who dont like police

@hox1299

3 жыл бұрын

All the ACAB people downvoted I guess

@deavantristan7489

3 жыл бұрын

I bet a lot of younger people probably feel a bit attacked by this. Every one of his jokes revolved around teens and young adults being lazy and boring and over stimulated. Selfish etc. Isnt that right 17?

@traceysouth1047

3 жыл бұрын

@Nuff In you DO realize this is about COMEDY , right ? Never ceases to amaze me how we got from a simple question regarding votes for a comedian to whatever bullshittery that is.

“Where’s the black part of town?” “Wherever you happen to be at the time” 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

@Leadeshipcoach

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@jamericangirl7

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@jacquelineaslan8403

3 жыл бұрын

Pure gold Ryan...🤣🤣🤣

@dannyclarke6130

3 жыл бұрын

@@jamericangirl7 M M

@redenderman2764

3 жыл бұрын

| V Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down... and desert you. Oooooooh give you up.

30 years ago I was the bar manager for the Comedy Circuit at Snowbird. Kevin played there a couple of times a week at a stretch. I was his driver and when my car broke down we both road in the back of a truck from the main location in Midvale. All the way up the mountain we talked. And after closing time we sometimes played a little pool and talked some more. What an intelligent, lovely and surprisingly serious man. I'm just delighted to see him here, with 6.5 M views and knockin' it out of the park. Well done and well deserved. Hats off Kevin from Kelly, way back in the day.

The pencil, nickel, pliers, brown bag, phone book, hanger, he wasn’t wrong 😂😂😂 childhood memories 😂😂😂

@MMuraseofSandvich

Ай бұрын

I use the channel changing thingie to operate my window AC...

How a retired 5' - 4" Police Officer from L.A. came away with a sense of humour is truly amazing. Good work!

@minecraft37718

3 жыл бұрын

K mn

@xhiefduke7885

3 жыл бұрын

So true he was amazing 🤩

@sundaysatire7892

3 жыл бұрын

That's about all he has, huh? Lmao

@joeljackson2909

3 жыл бұрын

I know right

@user-xz9gb9ge4e

3 жыл бұрын

You have not met enough police officers.

I cracked every time he said "SEVENTEEN...😒" 🤣🤣🤣

@TheAvos18

3 жыл бұрын

Six..teen... xD

Flashing the light in the cops face had me laughing. That payback was beautiful.

@marcos7801

Жыл бұрын

I was wondering how much of it the cop was gonna take, but the comedian eventually stopped shining it in his face.

@MarkelBeverley

11 ай бұрын

He wasn't doing for payback. It was a joke.

@eligebrown8998

8 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@coups119

8 ай бұрын

yes, he holds it the way a cop does too.

@normansawatzky4778

Ай бұрын

I didn't just get the light in my face when I was pulled over...I got lipy with them because they were targeting me...they quickly changed it to a Billy club and I got it in the face...I deserved every bit of it!

I like these comedians who don't swear all the time. It is just clean and good time fun. Love it.

@Kenny_nolastname

Жыл бұрын

They're just words who cares? This guys funny, that's all I care about when watching comedy. Why does everyone commenting have to mention that he never said a potty word?

@dehydratedwater9806

Жыл бұрын

You do know that swearing isn't allowed at Dry Bar, don't you?

@kathyhollenbach7413

Жыл бұрын

@@Kenny_nolastname Because people that have to curse are just ignorant.

@AlkanetEXE

Жыл бұрын

​@@Kenny_nolastname makes it much easier to listen to at work, at least that's my reason for appreciating the DB channel.

@noyoudidnt5816

Жыл бұрын

​@Kathy Hollenbach that's funny

Hahaha- "Man I feel like crap...but no sense wasting a sick day." TRUTH!

@becca5100

3 жыл бұрын

Me too! Losing it at 11pm!

@ProctorsGamble

2 жыл бұрын

Yeh. No sense taking a sick day if you can’t enjoy it!

@mistyriennett5902

2 жыл бұрын

Truth

@rhonda.suespeck2395

2 жыл бұрын

He is a funny man

@rudyvillalva8922

2 жыл бұрын

@@ProctorsGamble t

I love this guy !!! I'm 73 and I identify with EVERYTHING he's saying! Fantastic!!!

This guy is hilarious😂Found him by accident and he's bringing back so many funny memories of the 60's and 70's days.

He's naming all the Candies we ate, All the Games we played,TV shows and Movies , we watched back in the day..I miss them Days🙂

The way he holds the flashlight tells you he ain't lying about being a cop. 😂😂

@cameronferriere9879

4 жыл бұрын

You know why they hold the flashlight that way? Back when they used those big D cell flashlight they would hold the light near the front so they could hit you with the back of it.

@Heavenzvoice

4 жыл бұрын

Yep!

@jed-henrywitkowski6470

4 жыл бұрын

@@cameronferriere9879 A dude knocked out a tooth on my MagLight. He swung at me, and I extend my right arm, to block I just happened to have my light in my right hand, so when he leaned in to close that swing he smacked his front teeth on the end of my MagLight. I was holding that MagLight, cop style. I'm no cop though. Just kin and friend to several former cops.

@joecascade5105

3 жыл бұрын

it tells me he is holding a flashlight. The way he shows his teeth tells me he is a carnivore.

@dutchdykefinger

3 жыл бұрын

@@cameronferriere9879 my sister still keeps an oldschool maglight doubling as self defense in the fuse box lol

man this dude roasted the absolute crap out of me and my buddy on a Norwegian cruise ship a couple of years ago. literally the entire hour for both of his shows. dude is hilarious. We were nicknamed 21 and 22 lolol

@DASHIE75

4 жыл бұрын

AWESOMENESS!!!

@theroof6378

4 жыл бұрын

That’s wow, there’s no other way to ask this so, was he telling the same jokes/ routine? Just curious.

@lorawiese5897

4 жыл бұрын

Sweet..he is so tremendously funny and so able to relate to my growing up.

@brianbuday8639

4 жыл бұрын

ZackNasty you were lucky most entertainment on cruise ships is pretty naff😝

@doyinoyenuga7279

3 жыл бұрын

Makes me 24.

His prostate joke just about knocked me over. Hilarious.

Ì was having a rough day 62 years old and feeling that every bit of it until now this man just made my day !! Thank you so vary much God bless

"Hey where's the Black part of town? Wherever you happen to be at the time". OMG, hilarious!

@hydrolito

4 жыл бұрын

Sioux would be darkness part of town until he got there.

@davidwright3639

4 жыл бұрын

N

@prairiecreations

3 жыл бұрын

I'm from ND and that's so true....

@heru-deshet359

3 жыл бұрын

@Petey Barnum The great thing is that no one cares about your opinion.

@jeannierusso2134

3 жыл бұрын

This. Is funny stuff. Lots of Luv from ohio

"I bet both your knees are real"😂😂😂😂

@thewayhobibrokeitdowninhan6083

3 жыл бұрын

I saw your comment just as he said it 😂😂😂

@tbone9246

3 жыл бұрын

No lie. I'm turning 58 and both of mine just started killing me. Probably have 2 new ones before I'm 60.

@timothysmith8667

2 жыл бұрын

The roller tape sitting in the backseat of a station wagon he tapes his mouth and puts his hands behind his back to look like he's been bound and gagged

@chrisschimmel3003

2 жыл бұрын

Look up Mike Armstrong

@gailaparenteau9644

2 жыл бұрын

@@thewayhobibrokeitdowninhan6083 wqqqql look 00 poo and listen I

I'm so glad I found this! I'm not exaggerating when I say he brought tears tom my eyes!! "Seventeen, what is this? No, but you're so close!!"

We had the best child hood, candy cigs and pixie sticks. We were always outside living life 🙌🏼🤣😂

"I bet both your knees are real" 😆

@suzannenichols6900

3 жыл бұрын

"17....."(spoken with a tsk and distain) 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍

@susanhowe163

3 жыл бұрын

NOT QUITE SURE WHAT THAT MEANS. BOTH KNEES BEND? HE SOUNDS GAY,BUT DOES THAT MATTER WHEN YOU HAVE A SENSE OF CLEAN HUMOUR AND HAS SERVED HIS COUNTRY AS A COP.. HEY MAN, ARREST ME. 🤣🤣🥰🇨🇦

@ReeferSmoker

3 жыл бұрын

@@susanhowe163 Susan, read a book

@K.Spade7902

3 жыл бұрын

@@susanhowe163 He means his knees still work and are what he was BORN with. GOOD GRIEF!!

"Do you know where your prostate is?" I lost it. This guy is right from my era. I LOVED his recollection of all those games and candies and TV shows.

@EagleOneM1953

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah... I'm originally from Belgium and we were one of the first houses in the street to have TV. We had two (2)national channels which both started broadcasting for the first time in 1958, one in Flemish ( similar to Dutch) and one in French. In the early 60s they would purchase programs and series from the US because it was cheaper than producing their own, including Lassie and Flipper... Zorro and the Monkees were the others I remember. That's how I learned to speak English... listening to the words and reading the subtitles in Flemish... Amazing how well that works...

@jjones8813

2 жыл бұрын

It was tmi on the grease, tho, Kevin.

@jjones8813

2 жыл бұрын

It's the walking part, Kevin, that could be eliminated. No double innuendo intended.

Hysterical walk down memory lane.

Now, I don't care who you are, this police officer is downright funny right there. This is just great; I'm on the edge of my seat wiping tears from the heavy-duty laughter. Keep up up the good work, Officer Jordan.!

Poor 17. May he rest in peace. Lol.

@JayHazel101

4 жыл бұрын

lmfao!

@danceswithcarsdc

4 жыл бұрын

17 had a friend, he'll be ok... Someone to bail him out...

@mobyd1852

4 жыл бұрын

Rest in pieces...funny how I thought he was gonna switch focus to 16....16 got a free pass that night xD

@SourGrey

4 жыл бұрын

Murdered

@michaelcutler1234

4 жыл бұрын

Pi

"That's enough gluten to kill four kids today" 😂

@Liv2bnutz

4 жыл бұрын

I lost it on that joke. "It's like biting into a cloud, it so white." Too funny!

@revbobmartin

4 жыл бұрын

The Presence that cracks me up 😂

@Timeandseason

4 жыл бұрын

Right! LOL

@wileyone2383

4 жыл бұрын

@@Liv2bnutz L L Llp

OMG… I passed the test 100% 🤣🤣🤣 Hadn’t laughed that hard in a long time!!!

Some people are just made for comedy. This guy is one of them. Hilarious!!

"Give me a wink if they're holding you against your will."

@ClaireOSullivanAuthor

3 жыл бұрын

I know lol. and the joke about him in the back of the station wagon with his dad's duct tape. thought I'd die. funny.

@GalaxyPrincessK

3 жыл бұрын

;[]

@mr.prilosec725

3 жыл бұрын

*wink*

@misska7535

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😍😍😂😂

@shelli523

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

I got here by accident, but I'm glad I watched him, he's funny and no bad language...

@EnoughSaidNoNeedToDiscuss

3 жыл бұрын

A of these comedian snitch videos rolling up in my feed😂😂😂. Never knew there were soo many of them, wow👀🤭😂😂😂

@jamesslick4790

3 жыл бұрын

"bad language" has a place in comedy (and drama), but too often it's used as a "shock" to deflect the audience from a lack of talent. A comedian with actual talent can work "straight" or work "blue" if they are FUNNY. Overuse of "bad language" without any real reason lessens the "shock" effect anyways, Leading to....Exposing the NOT FUNNY aspect of much modern "humor".

@mediomarm

3 жыл бұрын

All Dry Bar doesn’t have curse words they have a free app if you want to watch more shows without bad language in it!

@jamiebutler9894

3 жыл бұрын

yes

@mrcart497

3 жыл бұрын

YES sometimes I dont want to hear any cussin!!!

OMG Kevin brought back so many childhood memories and laughs tonight! Amazing comedian and talented at his craft!🤣🤣🤣

@melindaboyd9830

7 ай бұрын

YES! I was snort laughing!

20:54 As a 17 year old watching this, I find this extremely wholesome that entire generations have different things that connect them 💙

Stumbled on the 'Dry Bar Comedy' yesterday, where have you been all my life? This is by far the funniest one.

@LAppleDumpling

3 жыл бұрын

No lie right?! Me too 2 days ago. How could no one have shared? MUCH needed laughter.:) # enjoy 😉

@house2437

3 жыл бұрын

For me it's today

@aliseegenuine6414

3 жыл бұрын

@ocubex I love Comedy! You might like to watch Michael Jr.? Christian Comedy which is funny, too. My “Christian” friends think he’s blasphemous, I think he’s great.

@christinepierce7560

3 жыл бұрын

@@aliseegenuine6414 👩‍🎤 Thanks for recommending Michael Jr. I just looked at his YT page and this guy is really funny.🤪

@1991poe

3 жыл бұрын

Watch Shayne Smith, Jose Sarduy, Fred Klett, Myles Weber, Cam Bertrand or BT. All are hilarious but Fred, Cam, and Shayne are my favorite. If you liked this guy, you'll probably love these and they are all dry bar as well.

Most people don't even realize how big of a sense of humor you have to have to even try being a cop. This guy is the real deal.

@caroljomartin3051

3 жыл бұрын

Cops "doing their job" isn't funny. It's dangerous to civilians.

@DCHexchannel

3 жыл бұрын

Carol Jo Martin Cops doing their job is beneficial for law abiding civilians, it’s dangerous for criminals.

@bouncerslabrealnature9143

3 жыл бұрын

Correct, his whole life has been a joke.

@elouise5593

3 жыл бұрын

@Sable Burden They usually do. It's the few bad ones that make the news.

@isk8durmom893

3 жыл бұрын

Well yeah but it's usually "hey (partner) you see that guy minding his own business? Watch this" and then the city does an "internal investigation" that ends with a paid vacation for the useless waste of oxygen they call an officer

Outstanding comedian. Funny stuff. Better yet, absolutely flawless delivery! Need to see more of Kevin Jordan.

Finally a comedian who is v.e.r.y. funny! No profanity needed either. This guy is great!☆☆☆☆☆

"Who knew I was the glue holding that whole department together."

@meganluck4352

4 жыл бұрын

hilarious

@jetcitysinatra7300

4 жыл бұрын

*T.J.* that's my initials also , Cool. . .

@carljosephson5480

4 жыл бұрын

Why isnt this guy on national TV? Best comedy in twenty years.

@crenee4742

4 жыл бұрын

Classic

@sharonbizriguez

4 жыл бұрын

I'm wondering who just retired within the last few weeks..... 👀

The interactions with seventeen and his friend was precious.

I’m speechless. A round of applause for a police officer!!! Obviously this didn’t take place in Portland, NYC, LA or SF.

I grew up in the 90s, was born in 88, it's great how much of this was still nostalgic for me. The candy, the toys, the games we'd make up, and always having some good shows to watch even if we didn't have 500 channels and you had to time things. Heck, even the station wagon with the panels. I've seen this 3 times now and it still brings me back. Such good bits!

@angelat.8997

3 ай бұрын

Born in ‘76, and agree! He’s hilarious!

Didnt even need to curse for impact and wouldnt guess hes an ex cop. Great set.

@danceswithtwins8048

4 жыл бұрын

Sithreis - comedians can’t curse at Drybar, it’s part of the contract to appear there.

@MrsShocoTaco

4 жыл бұрын

@Raoul Fleckman I'm more intimidated by an overly calm cop than a belligerent one, personally. You never know what they're thinking lol

@mademoisellemorte6066

4 жыл бұрын

Bet yall are from utah

@angiecat845

4 жыл бұрын

I love comediens who dont swear. I can enjoy them with the volume up high and not upset my Mom. And this guy is so funny. Win-win.

@foodlover7756

4 жыл бұрын

@Raoul Fleckman love him from England 🇬🇧

I saw him perform live on a cruise ship. Legit funny guy. Sat next to him the next morning at breakfast. Genuinely nice guy.

@user-sm2rj

4 жыл бұрын

😁musta been FABULOUS! 👍👍👍👍👍👍

@naslisntxaij

4 жыл бұрын

Lucky u! Everyone in the audience enjoyed this set and so did I.

@Jessesgirl0307

4 жыл бұрын

Love hanging out with the comics on cruises. They are so cool when you get really great ones

@oterra64

4 жыл бұрын

@@user-sm2rj lol oh I

@theroof6378

4 жыл бұрын

It’s lik y’all were on the same cruise. I mean the peeps writing comments

What is so great about this video is that he never had to resort to swearing or smut to make you laugh. Just so wholesome.

@rickylahey4397

Жыл бұрын

@@robertsipe9748 if this isn't funny to you what is? I'm serious. I think he's hilarious. What part of not funny am I missing? I'm not being a jerk I'm actually very curious. 👍

@Telesgoooo

Жыл бұрын

@@rickylahey4397 glorifying whipping kids with adhd Yeahhhh real funny

@dehydratedwater9806

Жыл бұрын

Um ... It's Dry Bar. No swearing or smut is allowed.

@user-bp5qy7on2d

10 ай бұрын

Provo Utah is a predominantly Morman city is why it's not like that.

@cb145

8 ай бұрын

Dry bar doesn't allow the cussing

OMG --- how funny is Kevin Jordan ??!! -- full on belly laughs. THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!

I love the audience participation of this guy.

@EagleOneM1953

2 жыл бұрын

Yep, especially with the Plop Plop Fizz Fizz and the 33 45 👉78

Newly sober guy in treatment here...... And I can't stop smiling about this guys style. Genuinely funny, no cussing, no judging and no womanizing. This guys the real deal and should never stop 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@Kelly-qv3wg

3 жыл бұрын

Congratulations to you!! Keep moving forward one day at a time. Humour helped me so much in my early days. Kevin heart "gun compartments" always cracked me up no matter what!

@FM19MONTH

3 жыл бұрын

Heartfelt congratulations! You are a special person ❤️😃💙💚

@dernvader6876

3 жыл бұрын

Its better when you are high....

@MCV-xg7kc

3 жыл бұрын

Excellent! 25 yrs here ☮️

@druoleary

3 жыл бұрын

That really helps watching good laughs with other Dry people.

I never post, I am nervously afraid to do so yet I must. You are so very naturally brilliant. I love this so much; I cannot tell you how many times I've watched and forwarded this to others; if they've hadn't yet watched, their loss. I feel like I know the most remarkable moments and then I watch again. And again. And again. It's always 80/20%. You get that rule I'm sure. Forever gracious for you as well as the other DryBar comedians/genius folks whom I adore. How you pull it off in Provo or anywhere for that matter is awesome, what courage to get on stage and do what you do is beyond comprehensible. I'm replaying yours again. Wondering how old "17" is now?! My dog is happy when he knows I laugh so much. Thank you kindly. you kindly. again...thank you for getting me on though rough times.

@nicolevollendorf4649

Жыл бұрын

East Bake Oven...Johnny burnt his retinol...he is classic

@judithpresley1725

3 ай бұрын

I watched this man about 8 months ago, totally relatable. Born in early 1960's and understood every flashback he provided and laughed until my facial cheeks hurt. )wanted to be clear!) I remember carefully undoing a paper grocery bag and cutting and taping it over our school books. I even showed my daughter in the early 2000's how to make her own book cover! He's insanely funny. Love his show!! I've got to look for any new shows he's done. His comedy is off the charts!!

Wow… this guy had me and my wife in stitches and we don’t even live in America ! Absolutely Brilliant !!!

I like how uses the torch to communicate with the audience so they know which member he's talking to Never seen that before This guy is so underrated

A clean comic who's extremely funny! Rare.

@ront712

4 жыл бұрын

Very Very rare

@CALIBA88

4 жыл бұрын

glorifiying comedians bc they are clean is sooooo wrong. i bet you are vegan.

@heru-deshet359

4 жыл бұрын

@@CALIBA88 WTF?? If you're attempting to be funny, you bombed,

@tonyfourpaws4511

4 жыл бұрын

Brian Regan.

@liamlogan5337

4 жыл бұрын

Bobby Fisher if he can be funny without cursing he’s better than most so shut up

He is a rerun of my entire childhood....so hilarious. As soon as he started with the munchkin voice he had me. I could not stop laughing; my face hurt, I was laughing so hard!!! Love you Kevin.

From police officer to a comedian? What a career change. Aloha from Honolulu, Hawaii

The candy necklace... 😆 That was so true. Your friends would bite on them, too. Hahaha. It's gross now that I think about it. 😝

@KpTheG

3 жыл бұрын

Hell nah lol

@xman870096

3 жыл бұрын

@Miss Molly...That's how you knew a girl was sweet on you; she'd let you have a bite on her necklace. ;

@tomis5484

3 жыл бұрын

I'm 18 and I remember getting those for Valentines Day at school when I was little, (specifically in grade 2) that was back in 2010

@donnajohnson3334

3 жыл бұрын

Molly, gotta' agree. I haven't laughed this much in ages. Absolutely hysterical, and all based on human observation. More fun than I have words to express !.You're right about the necklace. If you had a new one on,Friends would beg you to let them bite them off (Kids often had a dirty neck lol) the mark of a true friend.

@donnajohnson3334

3 жыл бұрын

@@tomis5484 ours were bigger in the 60's---70's, and would stain your neck, too Lol

My mom threatened to whip me, so I told her "If you do, I'm calling 911". She said "That's fine, because by the time they get here, they're gonna be taking us both away. Me in the cop car and you in the ambulance" I never threatened that again. 🤣🤣

@andrabook8758

2 жыл бұрын

Oh, hahahah! I thought she was gonna go for the whole, yes but its gonna take them 15 min to get here, and in those 15 min.... >>>:D! loool

@whatyoutalkingaboutwillis9164

2 жыл бұрын

Har ha good bitches

@jimspink2922

2 жыл бұрын

My son who is now 48 threatened to report my wife to the police for assault when she threatened to whip him her reply was "Lets make it Grievous Bodily Harm Then" (GBH) he laugh's about it now but never threated my wife with that again.

@sheilakirby5616

2 жыл бұрын

DID THE SAME THING TO MY SON !!! HE STARTED TO DIAL THE PHONE AND I TOLD HIM TO GO AHEAD !!! I TOLD HIM , THAT WHEN THEY GET HERE , THEY WOULD HAVE TO INVESTIGATE BECAUSE I'D STILL BE BEATING HIS BUT !!! AND AFTER I GET OUT OF JAIL , I'D STILL HAVE A PLACE TO LIVE !!! WHERE WOULD HE LIVE ??? NEEDLESS TO SAY HE HUNG UP !!!

@sheilakirby5616

2 жыл бұрын

I SURVIVED THE WOODEN SPOON !!!

I love the candy necklace joke and sound effects. Plus, the Etch-a-Sketch, who didn’t build stairs with that thing. I work on a computer all day. When my eyes start crossing, I rewatch this set. It’s always funny!

This is absolutely one of the funniest comedians if not the funniest I have seen. So funny I'm going to watch it again tmo.

Funniest joke, "Hey, where's the black part of town?" *"Wherever you happen to be."*

@DallasHarv

3 жыл бұрын

you didn't hear the part where he gave the woman a ticket right after she gave birth at a gas station.

Johnny burnt his retinas out watching that cake bake. 😆

His delivery and timing are exquisite!

Kevin Jordan was really funny. The answers to the questions he asked the two 17 year olds were SO on point!I remembered doing every one of things he said when I was young.

@howardford6991

Жыл бұрын

He should have held up a book of paper matches and ask the 2 kids if they knew what that was.......Matches? No, but you were SO close. It's what you jam under the 8-track tape in your car to keep the tape from dragging, lol

@jacksonthurman5455

4 ай бұрын

I was one of those 17 year olds!

This man is awsome! He talked about things I remembered and some things I had forgotten. Thank you sir for your service to country and comedy!!!

Love how this guy interacts with the audience. Everything he says is so relatable. I had serious 70s and 80s flashbacks watching this .

@ashleyj7011

4 ай бұрын

So true 💯

@ashleyj7011

4 ай бұрын

So true 💯 👍

How refreshing to listen to a real comedian who doesn't have to rely on swearing or telling filthy jokes. This is what seperates the wanna be's from the real comedians. No smut, no swearing, just good clean comedy. He is the funniest man I have seen or heard for a long long time. A true stand up comic. I would go to his show any day of the week and I would know I was in for some real entertainement. Well done Kevin Jordan, you are a real trouper.

This is real talent; no swearing, good family comedy...classic. I enjoyed this, and I'll watch it again and again. 🔥💞

@kathyhollenbach7413

Жыл бұрын

@Leena Amwa... Tune in to Drybar Comedy regularly. You will be glad. Hilarious comedy, always clean.

Love it: at 21:00 . . . Plop, plop, fizz, fizz; “Oh what a relief it is”

@busybees.r.c.1836

3 жыл бұрын

Im so saaad I didn't know what it was :(

@caramel_frappe

3 жыл бұрын

Let me tell you, that brought out my childhood hearing that

@donnajohnson3334

3 жыл бұрын

@@busybees.r.c.1836 Alka Seltzer

@busybees.r.c.1836

3 жыл бұрын

@@donnajohnson3334 thank you 😁

@donnajohnson3334

3 жыл бұрын

@@busybees.r.c.1836 my dad used it a few times !.

I just stumbled on to this because it said "Funniest Cop" Hmmmm!! I was laughing hard from the beginning! I love his use of facial expressions as he described his experiences. Sitting in the back seat of the car. Had me rolling!😂😂 Loved it!! Thank you Kevin!👍

@yomiawoniyi9394

3 жыл бұрын

David Gutierrez me too, all the way from NIGERIA. The guy is good and I like your comment

Imagine going to a stand up with your family only to be roasted throughout half of it 🤣

This guy was so very talented!!! Could listen to him all day! He should start his own KZread channel! Love from Canada! Susan

@kerriwilson7732

Жыл бұрын

🇨🇦😉

*pulls out hanger* “What’s this?” Me: “That’s a car door opener.”

@dodgywheelsandropeywiring5697

2 жыл бұрын

haha, yeah, I was thinking the coat hanger was a car key too. (locked my keys in my car many a time).

@nicto13

2 жыл бұрын

That was what I got when the belt quit working

@cristobalnavarro283

2 жыл бұрын

Sink drain snake

@abqjewel5055

2 жыл бұрын

* Car door opener was my second guess lol 😂

@nanettestpierre4368

2 жыл бұрын

Hanger= s'more marshmallow toaster😁😁

Walking to a room and remember why you went in there😂😂😂😂 I can’t take it😂😂

@EagleOneM1953

2 жыл бұрын

I'm at the age (68) where I find myself standing there, looking around and trying to remember what I came to do in the room...it happens....

@alexh2790

2 жыл бұрын

That's been happening forever and I'm only in my 30s.

@raulgarza2612

2 жыл бұрын

THAT'S a BIG "No Sh***er!" . . . Sometimes when I'm driving and get to my destination I forget why I'm there. THEN when it's time to go back home I have to look at my driver's license to remember WHERE I LIVE !!! . . . . . ALAS! . . . . . Good post. Thank you.

I'm dead!!! " selfie you don't want to put on Facebook " lol 😆 😂 🤣 Funniest Cop

Without a doubt Kevin Jordan is a phenomenally gifted natural talent. I laughed so hard I peed a little in my britches.

Remember getting a phone call and not knowing who was calling. Every call was a surprise.

@Ainaes-Feline

3 жыл бұрын

stephen Hill God, you make me feel old. so I bought a house phone turned off the id.😏

@johnnaab8960

3 жыл бұрын

And no answering machines. I still remember our first number and my best friends. Lol.

@angelasmith5351

3 жыл бұрын

Anybody here have the kitchen wall phone with the really loooong cord?

3 жыл бұрын

@@angelasmith5351 Hell yea. That was the best. Ours was in the kitchen and I could almost stretch it to the living room for privacy.

3 жыл бұрын

@@angelasmith5351 oh and it was yellow. Why? Who knows. Think the guy from the truck convinced us it was popular.

I absolutely love this channel, @drybar!!! Thank-you for bringing comics that do not swear, but actually bring their wonderful funny talent to everyone! Such a joy to watch these talented comedians!

I would love to hear more stories from him. Please bring him back!

He ain't lying about Play-Doh

@ThorneJr

Жыл бұрын

Or hot wheels tracks

17 , do you know where your prostate is? 😂😂 Sniffing playdoh😂😂 Etch a sketch 😂😂 lassie 😂 Flipper 😂 This guy brings the classics and he brings it clean.

@toothless_2v594

3 жыл бұрын

Where he was asking them what the items were was funny too 😂😂

@ianhene8310

3 жыл бұрын

Boomer humor, its not funny, we get it you're old get over it, racism was normal back then. Atleast we are trying to solve it now. We aren't weak, we just try to stay safe and live longer

@Carlospjr

3 жыл бұрын

@@ianhene8310 How old are you 17? Get over it, you might get old.

@EVa-fj5et

3 жыл бұрын

@@Carlospjr This O.Maniac comes to a comedy show as the joke.

@jacksonthurman5455

3 жыл бұрын

I was that 17 year old in the video

I really laughed outloud! My 20 year old kids were sleeping and I was laughing out loud and didn't care !!! Oh my gosh I'm sending this to all my friends!!! This guy IS a Comedian ! I haven't laughed this hard in forever !!! It was an unexpected blast !! Gonna remember and watch for this guy !!!😁🤣😂🤭

@aalm7966

3 жыл бұрын

You can always write it like this... LOL

@ThumperG

3 жыл бұрын

@@aalm7966 What’s a LOL?

@user-nightmared

3 жыл бұрын

Why is this 34 year old guy up longer than he's 20 year old kids???

@johnmejia5259

3 жыл бұрын

@@user-nightmared FYI. Im 63 years. Dont be angry, it'll give you wrinkles !😁👍⚘

@johnmejia5259

2 жыл бұрын

@@user-nightmared hahaha! I wish I was 34 years old, but I would have to have been 14 years old to have a 20 year old daughter. Pretty sure I was shooting blanks back then and I was nerdy shy. I was a real spazz ! Handsome but embarrassed as I could be ! But thanks for the compliment !!!😁👍❤⚘

That man was brilliant! I love how how interacted with the audience. It just shows the other side of cops.

This comedian is a riot …just loved it !

Incredible real life humor, what a treat. Serious talent ..

@aliencyborg3660

2 жыл бұрын

I agree 100%. This guy is awesome 😆👏👏👏

I really love the variety in Kevin Jordan's humor. He time traveled to a past a lot of us can relate to, as well as knowing what's up with the younger generation of today, and so much in between. Did not linger too long on any one subject, always brought in the humor of everything he reflected on. Now, THAT is how comedy is meant to be. I mean REAL comedy. I don't mind bad language, it can have it's place, but he didn't have a place for it. He is a credit and a comedic treasure! Thank you Mr. Jordan for the laughter. Well done sir!!

@geraldmartin8195

3 жыл бұрын

Agree completely. Thx for saying it.

This is one of the funniest guys I have ever heard! Bravo performance.

All those great jokes and not a single curse word. That's real comedy!

This guy has it all so right. One of the best comedians I've ever heard. I've no idea why he's not more famous. It's not just that he's so funny, it's that he is just plain likeable.

@arlenethompson4795

2 жыл бұрын

Unfortunately, to become world famous, a person might have to sell their soul. We experienced his Wonder and That's Enough.

@nunyabizness3642

2 жыл бұрын

@@arlenethompson4795 nah, Jo Koy still has his soul.

@maggieb7164

2 жыл бұрын

I'm dying over here.

@andrewhall8742

2 жыл бұрын

He is!

@MrJJandJim

2 жыл бұрын

It's because the kids don't know how to record him on a vhs tape!

I haven't laughed so much and so hard in a year. Tears from laughing and not one curse word. Genius.

@poison_corpse3140

2 жыл бұрын

Yrah, tons of respect for this guy, hope he sees the comments..

@howtoliveonearthYT

2 жыл бұрын

When does it get funny bc I'm 5 minutes in and it's....not bad...but not particularly funny..

@poison_corpse3140

2 жыл бұрын

@@howtoliveonearthYT Maybe you just don't find it funny, and thats ok... We can't all be the same.

One off the best comedians ever

I just relived my childhood ! Hilarious!! How refreshing to have clean comedy!!

I’m Australian and I got all those jokes!!! The 70’s were the same in the whole Western world.

@bellebellebelle5485

4 жыл бұрын

In Africa and specifically, in Kenya too.

@DanielAirGuitar

4 жыл бұрын

The jokes about old school vs. present day work, but the brands he mentions are mostly unknown here in Brazil, and a few of the objects weren't that common as well. Funny gig though!

@LadyAxe13

4 жыл бұрын

Same for me and I'm South African!

@carlaaustin7223

4 жыл бұрын

@@bellebellebelle5485 seriously? I never knew.

@thunderballz74

4 жыл бұрын

Lol i liked the delete button on the etcha sketch

Why did KZread let me find this when Im sick? I need to rest not laugh like there is no tomorrow.

@D33Lux

3 жыл бұрын

"Laughter is the best medicine."

@ocubex

3 жыл бұрын

Laughter is good medicine, get more of it.

@reuireuiop0

3 жыл бұрын

KZread Knows. Just about everything about anyone.

@house2437

3 жыл бұрын

It's God

I watched/listened to a bunch of Dry Bar on a recent road trip. This guy had me cracking up & definitely helped keep my sanity in LA traffic 🤣

Brilliant. The accents. The story flow. The charisma. Could watch you all day :) thank you for the belly laughs. 😂

I haven't laughed so hard at someone's entire set like this in forever. Shared wealth of experiences. Love it! 😂

@Roamr1720

4 жыл бұрын

"the tv channel changer" was hilarious.. simpler times.

@juliad9947

3 жыл бұрын

Me, too. I laughed the whole time, I got tears in my eyes and my stomach and my cheeks hurt 😂😂😂

@juliad9947

3 жыл бұрын

@@Roamr1720 It is for us, the ones who lived those moments. Remember when you couldn't get a clear image or the channel and you would have to move the antenna? 😂😂 My brother used to do that and dad would go: Hold it like that! 😂😂😂

I admire this guy. Been looking for years for a clean comedian. This guy is hilarious. Love his humor. Thank you for this. Finally comedy that the whole family can watch.

@markmelvin7976

3 жыл бұрын

Bunny M gaffigan is pretty clean too

@RBLong0928

3 жыл бұрын

I think all on Dry Bar are clean

@alexanderschroeder9895

3 жыл бұрын

Jim Gaffigan is pretty clean too.

@peterlamont647

3 жыл бұрын

erskine keller very funny and doesn't need the crutch of vile vulgarity to do it. He has a special called 'bike locks should be illegal'

@damienpalladino8797

3 жыл бұрын

That IS the dry bar..No alcohol and no cussing, bad language.

Thank you Kevin Jordan. I just relived my entire childhood growing up in PA. Right down to the easy bake oven, little wax soda pop candy bottles, orange hot wheel race tracks, and all the good candy we had back then. Yup; no wonder us kids that had to sit in the very back of the LTD Country Squire station wagon; always had to ask: "Are we there yet ...??" That was spot ON; and I can relate 100%. Good times !!! lol. I laughed and smiled a lot while watching this super funny video. Good memories being a kid. My mom had a LTD BOAT Country Squire Station Wagon. I remember it well.

You have to respect someone that can make you laugh, with clean material. Just goes to show you that you can have a great time without even a curse word. I’ve never seen this man but I would go to his show.

This dude is seriously funny and his manner is completely casual. He doesn't even have to try! Awesome!

@guapzilladinero9949

4 жыл бұрын

Your Beautiful

@therugburnz

4 жыл бұрын

I'm glad he found something to do that gives people hope. Peace through talking.

@arthritisankle

4 жыл бұрын

His delivery reminds me of Wanda Sykes

@shandelebroyles1099

4 жыл бұрын

@Mrssewhardtoplease shut up!! People who correct people are STUPID

@shandelebroyles1099

4 жыл бұрын

@Mrssewhardtoplease I hope your name doesn't mean your referring to your husband or man😂

My face hurts from laughing! Lots of laughs with out profanity. Just pure genius.

He’s talking about my childhood!!👍😂🤗🤪🙌

This guy is absolutely brilliant! I’ve been laughing so hard, I’m crying and I definitely have a stomach ache…that’s why laughter is the best medicine, it works your core AND elevates your spirit. Comedians ARE our greatest health and sanity resource.