Watching A Hallmark Movie Can Be Dangerous. Dennis Gaxiola - Full Special
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Watching a Hallmark Movie can be dangerous, especially if what happened to Dennis Gaxiola happens to you! In this hilarious comedy special form Dennis Gaxiola, Dennis talks about watching a Hallmark Movie with his wife, dropping out of bible school and a myriad of other topics that are sure to have you laughing from start to finish.
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"we went from vine- ripened to store bought in 2 generations" 😅😅😅😭😭
The Bible says: Laughter is good like a medicine. Listening to you is wonderful, healing medicine!😂 Thank you & God bless you & your precious family! 💖 ✝️💖
I was stationed with him at Travis AFB in the early 2000's. He's very funny.
@kylaarmstrong-benjamin8066
Жыл бұрын
I grew up in Fairfield/Suisun my grandpa served on that base and so did my dad. my mom and step-dad lived on base from 2002 to 2006 too! I met my husband when he was stationed at Travis in 2005! I wonder if he ever performed at PepperBelly's!
"Who's gonna cancle me? I never sucribed..."🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 I'm wheezing!!!
That Moses joke 🤣🤣🤣. So funny 😂
I tell the Lord all the time how much I appreciate comedians. I think they will get a special honour in Heaven because life here without humour would be unbearable.
@aliseegenuine6414
Жыл бұрын
@graceyjewels7148 Have you heard Christian Comedy? There is a comedian “Michael Jr” who is so funny. He includes his child’s view of church activities, funeral, praying, etc. Hilarious.
@sarahdoanpeace3623
Жыл бұрын
Yes, completely agree!
@bezagebremedhine5102
Жыл бұрын
♥
@dianeheise1409
Жыл бұрын
Amen!! I totally agree 💯%!!
@karieberry1070
Жыл бұрын
The good Lord is a great comedian !! Thank him for Hey-Suess 😸💖
My wife and I got divorced for two years and got back together. We did get remarried on the same date, so I just get one anniversary gift for her. That was over 26 years ago.
@K4R3N
Жыл бұрын
mmm, just got divorced last year after almost 19 years married. I don't think we should get back together. Neither of us has really changed. I haven't seen her make any adjustments.
@K4R3N
Жыл бұрын
@@grumpyoldguy584 reading again, I said neither of us has made adjustments. She hasn't, I haven't. We're the same. Therefore the outcome is already determined.
@FigaroHey
Жыл бұрын
@@grumpyoldguy584 He said neither of us. Obviously he knows and admits he has not changed. The only way he could see if she had changed would be to notice any adjustments on her side. He hasn't noticed any in her, either. Thus: *neither* of *us* had changed. It's completely clear to anyone who is not eager to get upset over something that has absolutely nothing to do with her, a total stranger's comment about his experience, about which you know nothing. For all you know it was a completely amicable separation in which both sadly recognized they just don't work together and would have to alter unalterable aspects of their personalities or character or uncompromisable values in order to have a life together. You don't have all the data. Rushing in to judge is just not your job. Live your own life, look yourself in the mirror. Leave the intimacy of someone else's marriage to him. Some people just live to be offended by something, anything. Even if it's nothing to do with them.
@brendarewan7441
Жыл бұрын
@@K4R3N Don’t remarry. you will feel really bad when you get back to the divorce reasons again. And end up divorced again. Move forward. And don’t look back. No malice, anger, hate etc. Just moving forward. Have a great rest of your life! 🌺😊
@brendarewan7441
Жыл бұрын
@@FigaroHey Great response.
I like this man's sense of humor!
AT 4:10 he says the words "...we're smarter". The closed captioning translated it as "Gruesome murder" 😆😆😆
This is why I like DryBar Comedy. I can lauagh without feeling guilty...I love clean comedy, and really, it's one of the only channels I look to for stand-up. Man, that Dennis is hilarious! His first video, and this second one is great! The funniest thing he said was about the tv evangelists being "anointed..." Love it!!
@susaneva520eva9
2 ай бұрын
Listen to his other gigs. Dennis is hilarious
@Entolyfik
2 ай бұрын
@@susaneva520eva9 I've heard one of his other gigs, that too was funny. I'd like to look up some of his other shows; I could use a laugh right now, lol!!
Love listening to Dennis Gaxiola. Laughter is such a great way to relax and unwind. Science backs that too so bonus. ❤
Besides funnier than hell he doesn’t yell his routine like others often do. This is a easy/fun listen to. Thank you!
Jairo-OMG I nearly choked on something I was eating. Too funny!
@samcalderas870
Жыл бұрын
Jairo.👋🏼
I like this guy I'd like to hear more from him he's funny.
I have a piece of paper on the refrigerator that my wife initials and dates EVERY TIME she says I am right. We have been married for almost 14 years. That piece of paper is ALMOST half way covered. 👍 The BAD PART is that it is only 5x7 .😕 CORRECTION- My wife just told me that post it note paper is NOT 5X7, 🙅 missed it again.
@reefultz309
Жыл бұрын
Hahaha. 🤣😂🤣 May you have 60+ more years to fill it up. 💒💍♥️
@c.blakerockhart1128
Жыл бұрын
@@reefultz309 😁😎 THANK YOU. But my wife just asked if i ACTUALLY THINK I could do it in that short time.😕
@annmcnitt8749
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@da1stamericus
Жыл бұрын
@@c.blakerockhart1128 you guys seem like an amazing family. I love how funny y'all are.
@c.blakerockhart1128
Жыл бұрын
@@da1stamericus Thank you ?🤔 The post it note thing IS REAL. And to be honest, I would rather be Happy than to be someone who is correct all the time. That job is currently taken. And I don't see an opening anytime in the future. My Brother has his own paper on his fridge, it currently has 1 set of initials and date. He has been married for almost 7 years. So he may be off to a slow start.😏
I'm lovin' Dennis. Brother is funny! His humor is just, so sly.
I loved this guys first special with dry bar. He’s honest which makes it hilarious.
His level of "calm, cool, and collected" while debunking half of social media's "Am I the only one?" posts has me gasping for air!
He came to my church to do a Sermon/Comedy set. It was awesome. I was already a fan and had no idea my pastor is a friend of his so I guess God knew that I need funny with my faith and Dennis is absolutely one of the best! Blessings to all and a heavenly high five to Jesus Pastor Hector Mr Gaxiola and Thrive Church in Elk Grove 🙏🙏🙏🙏❤️❤️❤️❤️🤣🤣🤣
@mrstrypes
Жыл бұрын
That's awesome! Dennis came to our church two weeks ago. He preached in the morning, then did his set in the evening. It was such a fun and memorable Sunday. (Tulare, CA) God bless!
@michellekeith5602
Жыл бұрын
@@mrstrypes he is one of the nicest and funniest guys right? 😁
@michellekeith5602
Жыл бұрын
@@grumpyoldguy584 that is about as funny as the idea of me going back with my ex 💯😁
@skirtonbear1
8 ай бұрын
Greetings from a LifePointe member to Thrive.
I like him! Awesome comedian 🤣👍🏾
I’ve been waiting for Dennis to have another special!
Good, funny, likable, clean, honest, genuine. Winning.
@Ludifant
Жыл бұрын
in quick succesion 10:09 transexual bashing, 12:45 just mean, 15:19 homophobia, 17:34 fart joke, 19:20 some bodyshaming, a nice double standard if you call all that clean. Granted he was funny, but he is not likeable honest or winning, you just subscribed to all the things he was pushing and you didn´t notice, because he used no swear words. pay attention, kathy.
@kathyduby8150
Жыл бұрын
@@Ludifant Opinions differ. All are valid. YMMV.
@kaylasheppard7746
Жыл бұрын
@@Ludifant thank you. When I heard the trans bashing I just turned it.
@ydcee3123
Жыл бұрын
@@kaylasheppard7746Bye,.....
@ydcee3123
Жыл бұрын
@@LudifantDamn, you went to a lot of trouble to name all of those. Farting is a body function. Who gets insulted about gas? You didn't put in racist but we all know that transphobia now trumps racism, right? Not one curse or sex joke is what I love. The rest, I don't care about. Bet you don't pick apart what is called comedy with the 'big' comedians.
One of my top faves on Dry Bar. Non stop laughs, laugh out loud, snort laugh, laugh and clap (even watching by myself), I couldn't pick a favorite joke if i wanted to. And it helps to have a good audience too. More Dennis please.
Love this type of mild comedy, Dennis's stories & deliveries are so authentic & with a pop!
So glad he got another special! I was sad it ended, but I'm glad replay exists.
Hilarious and keeps it clean. I am cracking up laughing 😂😂😂😂
LOVE this guy, so hilarious 😆. All the way through!!!
Love this guy! He's so effortlessly funny!
He is sooo good! It felt like 5 minutes and it was 25👏👍😊🙏
Totally love this guy. Thank you for laughter just what I needed.♥️😊👏
Stumbled across him. He is one of the funniest I've have seen on Dry Bar.
Really funny, humble and heartfelt- great!
This is so original. Thank you.
Dennis is good, hope he continues to grow.
I am an Indian and my parents are very much believers like your parents, this is sooo muchh clean comedy with Christian jokes with nobody being offended really appreciate, you've got a real skill at comedy
This Brother is genuinely the funniest comedian to me. His humor has depth. The Lord surely blessed him with humor.
very funny... love the Mexican Moses
"You have to subscribe to get cancelled." Love!
Truly hilarious! You sir just proved that ya don't have to be filthy to be funny. I needed that in the worst way. Laughter truly is good medicine. The whole world could use a dose of this. God Bless you Dennis...
@karmencummings9754
Жыл бұрын
Agreed! Honestly I didn't want to believe it but every comic I began listening to was raunchy! Dry Bar is the place 😃!
First time listening to Dennis. He is so funny.
How I wish I could give a million thumbs up!
Oh my gosh he's soooo hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Loved it! And I'm not crazy about today's comedians.
I grew up having to suffer through hallmark movies. My mom loves them.
@LuckyStarCorral
5 ай бұрын
My late mother loved them too. They were such bad movies. Right before she died i took her to a Christmasy town where they made a movie. She acted like I gave her gold. So glad now I put up with that foolishness
I Loved listening to clean and funny comedy , thank you for bringing laughter in my life 😊
Awe, i love him! Blessings to him & his family♥️🙏🏽👏🏽🙌🏽
Dennis, loved your hilarious life stories. Terrific set.
@edithdlp8045
Жыл бұрын
I loved his comedy since his first time here on Drybar.
@datheamore6395
Жыл бұрын
He is brilliant. I laughed the whole time.
I rewatch his shows now and then and laugh every time 🎉 god bless😂
Dennis is hilarious- and his act beautifully presented ✌️
Very clean and still delivers very funny and enjoyable jokes.
He had me when he said, after all those language jokes, "stupidest"🤣😂🤣
@cq8822
Жыл бұрын
You do know that stupidest is listed as common and correct in dictionaries, right?
Love your sense of humor Mr. Gaxiola!😆😆😆😆😆
This guy is great. Love his comedy 😅
Great from start to finish.
At 6:20, my son said "you can't always run from your problems" 😆😆
"Noah, where are the cows?" 😂
@mitsuomits9077
Жыл бұрын
For some reason, I though about crocodile skin/leather shoes, so when the questions was about the cows came out, I was kind of mixed up for a few seconds 😅 🤣🤣🤣
@mazsroy9
5 ай бұрын
Would you like a taco? 😂
Love your comedy. So relatable. I watched so many things on KZread and it's been awhile since I've seen you but now I remember. So awesome that you and your wife got back together. I just watched this video and I'm normally at this time a pretty depressed person and you make me laugh. Thank you so much
I'm so glad I found this, Christmas is quiet for me, Laughter is good medicine lol😇😁
Amazing talent!!! He had me crying with laughter!!!
My son got a C in Japanese. When I questioned him, he told me that the I didn’t understand how hard it is to learn a second language. I said, “oh, really? Do tell !” while talking to him in English, my second language. I told him if I could learn a second language growing up in a mountainous village in China with illiterate parents, you could learn a second language growing up with a mom that has two degrees and going to a high school in one of the top school district in our state 😂😂
This was awesome 👏 the Bible jokes are great too 😂 love it!
Love this guy!
I love this guy!! Good, clean humor!!!
Thanks! We luv watching you! You make us laugh soooo much!
I've seen his sets a few times on youtube. He never disappoints!
Your first dry bar special is as funny as this one; keep it going bruh
@theoneandonlypinkypinky8245
Жыл бұрын
This is not new they have posted it before but yes he is funny!
He is one of my 3 favorites on Dry Bar.
Good laughs all the way through. Love it when he can tell jokes about his own people. And while I'm here... Did anyone else notice the front row in the audience changed personnel a few times? Different people sitting in the front row at different times in the show. Curious.
I first saw this guy on Dry Bar 2 years ago I think and loved his show! This was funny as well! He’s awesome. “Jai row” dying 😂
I love this guy! so funny!
This guy is excellent, wonderful!
Best comedian...great delivery!
*********DENNIS YOU ARE AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*********** ************Loved every minute ~ he is so funny!!!!!!!*********
Knocked it straight out of the park! 🤣🤣🤣
So original with an awesomely calm and fun delivery. This likable comedian is certainly one of my favourites. Clever material.
Whenever my 15-year old son wants something, he gets so nice and attentive. He would compliment my hair, which he normally says that it makes me look like a crazy dog from some cartoon, or compliments on what a nice little purse I got, even though it’s the same purse I have used everyday for two years, or tells me there’s nothing wrong with me eating two apples a day and it probably does me some good, while in reality he wouldn’t even blink if I am eating a garden rock or grass clipping right next to him😂
The flamboyant impression was so good!
Dennis Gaxiola you're the BEST - Genuine!! your comedy is clean and FUNNY!!!
I met him at a Church ,he a very much a kind person ,a good man.God Bless you pastor Dennis!!*
Absolutely hilarious!!! This was so funny, I laughed all the way through! Thank you!
I saw this guy's church joke as a short clip right before watching this video. It did his set no justice. He is hilarious. 🤣
He’s so funny this is the second time I watched him.
He sets the standard for comedy😊
So good. Always look forward to his sets!
I blame the Victorians for the gift chart.
Thumbs up & good laughter. First time hearing.
It is Friday December 30 and I am drinking my coffee and watching you. This was so funny. Thank you my life has been very whirlwindy this week. You just put a smile on my face. Have a happy New Year
Thanks! you make me laugh, not that easy to do. I'm grateful.
Army vet and been shot at....in Oakland Are we brothas??🤣🤣
This guy is great love his specials!
I love this guy!
This show was awesome!!
I’m a simple man. I see Dennis Gaxiola and I press play.
@ejkr2051
Жыл бұрын
For me its Jimmy Carr. This funny too.
My husband & I broke up for several months, so he got me a 2nd engagement ring(he wanted to get a better set$$) it was so sweet for a new beginning. My 1st set was when he was starting his HV/AC home repair business, so I picked a beautiful ring, but under 1000$.
Love your comedy!
I was married for 44 years. 44 years, five months, ten days. She left me. Went on home. She died four days ago. Alzheimer's.
@s.beccari4678
Жыл бұрын
Sorry to hear that. Wishing you all the best
@JennynGA93
Жыл бұрын
@David Benner. You must be devastated. I'm so very sorry she had this very severe brain disease. I pray God will comfort you today and in the days to come.
@davidbenner2289
Жыл бұрын
@@s.beccari4678 she was an accomplished woman. Has several children that love her and several more grandchildren. Early onset Alzheimer's is what they pay for in having genius in her family. The best part, she had me as her husband. I'll already miss her. My best friend. I didn't need any others. I didn't want any other.
@davidbenner2289
Жыл бұрын
@@JennynGA93 He does. I have no doubt she's in Heaven. We met in Fifth Grade. She was a few weeks from 69.
@kitty10141
Жыл бұрын
🙏
Omg 😆 communion joke was so funny.
Thanks! I appreciate the laughs. You’re one of my favorites Dennis Gaxiola.
I would like to know when this guy comes back so I can get front row seats. Thank you.
I think I'm a bit too cynical and sarcastic to enjoy Hallmark movies 🤣
@JimAllen-Persona
Жыл бұрын
I’m trying to turn over a new leaf and watch these movies with my wife. But I know how you feel. The gay ones I have to turn away during the PDA’s though.