One of the best quotes I ever heard was "before you give your child a 'unique' name, spend a week ordering with that name at Starbucks, and then see if you still want to burden your child with it"...

@bastette5475

3 жыл бұрын

Perfect! That should weed out a bunch of them.

@sararivera7967

3 жыл бұрын

I don’t think my child would pass the test...😅

@cassandraalls5633

3 жыл бұрын

😂🤣😂🤣😂

@MoniB888

3 жыл бұрын

That's brilliant!

@geraldj3623

3 жыл бұрын

@@bastette5475 You would think so. Hahaha

Here’s another set of names; sisters named Windy, Sunney, Stormy. My brother referred to them as ‘The Weather Conditions’ 😂

@Nina-vv3ev

3 жыл бұрын

🤣

@preciousproperty6015

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@DeathWithoutLife976

3 жыл бұрын

I knew 2 sets of sisters, Diamond and her younger sister Pearl; America, Europe, and Irish were the more notable sisters. And personally, I've always loved that the parents went with 2 countries and a culture

@Scrimparmy

3 жыл бұрын

@@DeathWithoutLife976 lol no they went with a country, a continent, and a nationality

@Baloo_The_Bear

3 жыл бұрын

Four sisters, winter, spring, summer, autumn Yeahp Edit; I'm not saying any of these names by themselves are bad, I personally think naming your kids something like that really lacks originality

I always named my kids as if they were being introduced to someone needing open heart surgery ... no one wants to hear: "This is Sunbeam, she will be replacing your heart today."

@michaeltorrisi7289

6 ай бұрын

Yeah but that's the point. You hear "Sunbeam", it's a good bet that their parents messed them up good and proper. Why take a risk on a likely broken person?

@mindfkr

3 ай бұрын

"that's DR Sunbeam"

@themanifestorsmind

Ай бұрын

My cat's name is Sunbeam😂

His mom and him both learning there's no Santa Claus at the same time is comedy genius.

"Oh, Michelle? She's with a family that's gonna love her. That's where Michelle is..."🤣🤣🤣

@EscapeFromCrazytown

4 жыл бұрын

I just about died laughing!

@Rick_Sanchez_C137_

4 жыл бұрын

David Clarkson TOO MUCH logic, reasoning, and TRUTH in this video!

@skylarjaxx2399

4 жыл бұрын

@Paul Provenzano 😂😂

@pa4362

4 жыл бұрын

Michelle Obama

@PacificMoceans

4 жыл бұрын

💀💀💀💀💀

"Lecretia doesnt sound like she thinks the customers always right" 😂😂😂

@interestedbystander196

4 жыл бұрын

But there is a "real" name called Lucrezia.

@genli5603

4 жыл бұрын

Lucretia is a good name!

@kickpublishing

4 жыл бұрын

@@genli5603 Does she have a sister called Excreta?

@liviaclaire

4 жыл бұрын

Actually that is a version of an old European name, it was just not pronounced how he said it There is nothing wrong with that name, just a bit out of use recently.

@AdultThirdCultureKid1971

4 жыл бұрын

@@interestedbystander196 Yep. Lucrezia Borgia, daughter of Pope Cesare Borgia.

So thankful for Dry Bar Comedy. I'm on dialysis and never feel good enough to do anything any more, but the Dry Bar comedians always cheer me up. Dwayne was especially good. I like that he looks for humor that everyone can enjoy, no matter the nationality you come from. My Korean wife likes him too.

@100PROOF-G

6 ай бұрын

Praying for your health 🙏🏾

@peterbarelli6104

6 ай бұрын

Love the clean comedy

@FeralMina

2 ай бұрын

sending you strength and health 🤍

Dwayne. As a black man, it was refreshing to hear clean sanitize Comedy, without profanity, I am proud of your performance.

@elsablue3646

4 жыл бұрын

Yes! I can now show my older parents and not have to apologize or say i hope its not too gross!

@elsablue3646

4 жыл бұрын

I was watching dave chappelle who i love and laughing so hard then at the end ... gross funny but gross and it was ruined. Its not needed to be funny !

@JordanAcev

4 жыл бұрын

All of the standup on Drybar is clean. The sheer volume of talent Drybar has managed to tap into is amazing.

@lizdelisle1912

4 жыл бұрын

We need you on Netflix, Dwayne!

@michaelsmith4904

4 жыл бұрын

@@elsablue3646 Did you miss the whole segment on wiping your butt, then?

I taught middle school math, and in one of my 6th grade classes, I had twin boys named.....and I'm not kidding.... Y'hyness, and Y'majessy ....yeah.

@elouise5593

3 жыл бұрын

Jermaine Jackson (Michael's brother) has a son named Jermajesty.

@msc2u1

3 жыл бұрын

My Lord! Help those children 😱😱😱

@jalyn30

3 жыл бұрын

Had student boy/girl twins names princess and princes

@Isabel-ge1ou

3 жыл бұрын

i was about to mention jermajesty

@Isabel-ge1ou

3 жыл бұрын

apple is definitely the worst.... just a big cry for attention just like her over priced lifestyle website.

A TON of kids have been hamstrung for life by their parents trying to give them 'original' names.

@babycakes8434

7 ай бұрын

It is one of my pet peeves. I can't stand made up names. I know it is not the person fault, but the "creative" parents🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️But it still bothers me🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

@kitkakitteh

7 ай бұрын

Checked in a guest named Anferny last month. Wtf.

@david9783

7 ай бұрын

Male or female?@@kitkakitteh

@david9783

7 ай бұрын

Bothers me, too.@@babycakes8434

@jgvtc559

7 ай бұрын

​@@david9783😂 doesn't matter

Adding this guy to my watch list - I appreciate clean comedy. Very classy.

@adelante3105

2 ай бұрын

Same ❤

@Kevin.Anthony3

2 ай бұрын

Refreshing.

Dumb names don't help your child's future, so true.

@parislove616

3 жыл бұрын

and yet they keep doing it 🤔

@ashleyrichards5194

3 жыл бұрын

Or ok names with idiot spellings... Kaighlynne... Tyuh’Mykahhh... Khrystalle... Aeighdynne

@LadyAnneJT

3 жыл бұрын

@@ashleyrichards5194 I refer to those as Dropped Scrabble names. Throw a bunch random tiles on the table and name the poor child whatever you get.

@Gunngirl

3 жыл бұрын

Ashley Richards I especially hate the apostrophe names or the “La...” Lamondre, Ladrea, Lacresha. The boys are always Demonte, Dontavious. Then they have multiple kids with the same letter sounding like this. Why?

@ashleyrichards5194

3 жыл бұрын

Dedra I went to school with brothers Mark and DeMarcus and I was always like... why

"L' Mongelo, because she likes lemon jello!" I died laughing.

@JudahsFinest.

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@creatrixinc

3 жыл бұрын

Me too! "My crazy mother."

@HellhammerSS

3 жыл бұрын

He stole that from another comedian

@FlyingRatAttack

3 жыл бұрын

@@thatgirlwithacamera I wouldn't automatically assume it was stolen on purpose, could just be parallel thinking but I've definitely heard that joke before. The version I heard was kids named Lanjelo and Lemanjelo because the mom loved lime and lemon Jello. I forget the comedians name but it was from Comic View on BET almost 20 years ago.

@GrayHateborn

3 жыл бұрын

@@FlyingRatAttack It's not stolen at all - there are twin brothers (I believe in NY) called Lemonjello and Orangejello - but he correctly pronounced it the way they pronounce it. le-MON-zhelo and a-RAN-zhelo. Their story is in the book Freakonomics by Levitt & Dubner

PROOF !!! A comic can be hilarious and topical without being crude, cussing , vulgar, or racial and make you laugh. I was very surprised that Dwayne Perkins made me laugh at every punchline ! This made my morning at work !!! Thank you Dwayne Perkins, I will remember your name. Come to California, I'm near L.A. !!

@cathrynpaterson7539

2 ай бұрын

Interesting job you must have where get to watch Drybar. I liked that fact that I found this program since I, too, don't like cussing etc.

@kennethmacqueenette1998

2 ай бұрын

Probably is. some people here cussing no matter what channel you're on. My wife's a big christian now. She always walks out when I put on dry bar comedy. After about 3 or 4 weeks, I finally had to tell her there is no cussing on DBC. I had to tell her three of four more times. And I'm sure there are others that hear 2 or 3 Cusswords and expand them to 20. 🎉

@kennethmacqueenette1998

2 ай бұрын

You'd better watch out if there's no DBC in LA.

@AWholeVibe96

Ай бұрын

Oh please! Lmao all this anti-black talk wrapped up in this comedy. 😂😂😂

This guy isn’t just funny he’s very intelligent too, love him. I’m from UK🇬🇧

"A car culture...Unless you're on your mission". Look at this, he worked in some relatable LDS (Mormon) material! That's dedication to your craft. Tipping your hat to the place who's giving you a stage. That's fantastic. He's so confident and RELAXED. I love DryBar for promoting quality!

@mattiemathis9549

Жыл бұрын

Was looking for this comment!! True to his craft and audience.

I just realized that this whole channel is almost 100% PG, yet everything is hysterical.

@tonyduran5845

4 жыл бұрын

Really? If so, that's rare and refreshing. Subbed! Thanks. :-D

@bilindalaw-morley161

4 жыл бұрын

Pac 450 Dry Bar is a venue in Provo Utah. So the live audience isn’t even drunk, lol. Heartland of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, so booked acts have to fit in with the tenets of the Church. So you’re guaranteed a ‘clean’ show and 99% of them are hilarious.

@tonyduran5845

4 жыл бұрын

@@bilindalaw-morley161 Genius! Love it and I hope it catches on. Finally, comedy acts I can watch with my kids. :-D

@sorenadix6411

4 жыл бұрын

Subscribed! Thanks!

@kardoar

4 жыл бұрын

Its the heart of mormonville. Probably no alcohol either.

"she's with a family thats going to lover her" thats so savage!

@glenholmgren1218

4 жыл бұрын

Yet, we all laughed - again, because to whatever degree, we all understood what the joke was about AND agreed

@Kwesi6486

4 жыл бұрын

savagely hilarious!!!

@wastingyourtime05

4 жыл бұрын

Could you do me a favor and learn the english language?

@angelaboheme7361

4 жыл бұрын

Who is Michelle? And who are her parents?

@eeeguba432

4 жыл бұрын

I love how people literally just write a part of the video, and sometimes they cant even do that correctly

"when I went to Africa, I had a clear conscience." Man, I'm sick and I busted up laughing

Remarkable combination of pointed, socially aware humor and genuine good will. Well done.

thank you Dwayne Perkins - I'm 75 and I needed this brilliant laughter!!!! Blessings on your career!

@tuanh5987

3 жыл бұрын

I hope you're having a nice day. Your profile picture is very lovely ✨

@maddymunchkin4593

3 жыл бұрын

Coolest 75 year old ever!!!

@miloss5419

3 жыл бұрын

May God bless you with another 50 years of life. Regards

@mikehunt6107

3 жыл бұрын

😹🤗🖖🍯💙🕊

@jeffharris8166

3 жыл бұрын

@@maddymunchkin4593 you're so sweet

Dwayne Perkins: Don't Name your Kids Stupid Things. Elon Musk: Hold my beer...

@ALtheBoi

4 жыл бұрын

was looking for this comment

@MrArtVein

4 жыл бұрын

Wiley Coyote obviously it's different with privilege. his mom is a very famous model, same with rumor Willis etc. outside of that people struggle to get interviews with wild names TBH

@StremmeR

4 жыл бұрын

*joint

@kylegunter3635

4 жыл бұрын

I only clicked on this video to like this message

@capt_miz1907

4 жыл бұрын

i want to know Elon's child friend just to see how they tease his child

Just when you think they're no more funny comedians, here comes Dwayne. I cried laughing. He's very good.

Hoodia. Love and appreciate this gentleman's comedy. Not distasteful, vulgar, trashy, and no cursing. Thank you Sir! 😊 🤗

You know a comedian is good when you're watching them, sitting alone in your livingroom & you're busting out laughing.

@jeseniadelacruz

3 жыл бұрын

Me right now! 😂

@carolsteele9911

3 жыл бұрын

That’s me today, that’s not really your name is it?

@DarlingDaintyfoot

3 жыл бұрын

@@carolsteele9911 Ha ha ha! I thought you were asking me.

@debracoronado3331

3 жыл бұрын

@@DarlingDaintyfoot I did too 😁 til I read this comment , I went back and looked 😂

@evakabagenyi7474

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂

I watched the whole video with my sons. He was funny and there was absolutely NO curse, no obscene vocabulary. This deserve a like just for that.

@chicagoliightsx

4 жыл бұрын

Fun(ny) for the whole family!

@zinnakatt8312

4 жыл бұрын

The same with Brian Regan, clean & hilarious.

@morph261

4 жыл бұрын

oh let this guy talk crap about black people, how we name our children, the fact that we cant get work because of prejudice and if we only had "white names" we would be soo much better off. but god forbid the man curses oh no! unacceptable!!!! do you see how stupid that sounds? i think hes funny but i wouldnt be offended if he used colorful language cause theres far more things to choose to be offended by if you had such thin skin if you tried.

@nadogrl

3 жыл бұрын

Morph - It’s called “comedy”.

@7orivorian141

3 жыл бұрын

@@morph261 You sound like a white girl on insta. Go post ya black squares somewhere else XD

38:17 That “I love this girl so much, I’m prepared to come home every night, sit down in front of her, and listen to her story,” hit me right in the feels. My boyfriend proposed earlier last week, so I guess he’s ready to listen to my long, so detailed you’re practically there and I almost forget where I was going with the entire thing stories 😂😭🥰

@TheSleepSteward

Жыл бұрын

Congratulations on the proposal and maybe wedding as its been a year now. Wishing you two all the best

On naming a child part: When I had my oldest son the trend was naming your baby after snack foods. IE: Twix, Snickers, etc. When the nurse came into my room and asked what our sons name was, she held her breathe. When I told her Victor Antonio she exhaled and exclaimed, "Good name. That's a really good, strong name." She went on to say mothers were actually naming their children after candy bars and snack foods. Some of the actual names of children born in that week at that hospital are: Cotton Candy, Mars Bar, Hershey Kiss, Pixie Dust, (instead of Pixie stik), so I could understand why she held her breathe and excitedly said, "Good name! That's a good, strong name!" Never go with trends for naming your child. They have to live with for the rest of their lives or until they are old enough to legally change it.

This guy proves you can be hilarious without needing to curse.

@dariusraphael1649

4 жыл бұрын

The new Sin Bad

@donnamcdonald3709

4 жыл бұрын

Yep! I can't stand the cursing comedians -- turn it right OFF!

@pritikakhanna7577

4 жыл бұрын

Thats coz he was brought up by his grandmother.

@ekcentrik

4 жыл бұрын

or offensive.

@michamcv.1846

4 жыл бұрын

WHY WOULD U EVEN NEED A PROOF FOR THAT .... and im sorry for your parents cursing all the time..

in france, the preacher or other official who registers the name of a baby is required by law to protect the child from inappropriate names. he must refuse a stupid name or any name that will create a burden later in life. fabulous comic.

@juliebuys2195

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds like that could become a Monty Python sketch.

@gabrieleghut1344

3 жыл бұрын

We have this in Germany too. No absurd names that may humiliate a child now or later in life.

@chapablo

3 жыл бұрын

How does that work with foreign names? Is there a bias against a Jacinta or Reniqua? They're not offensive or dumb, just not Euro.

@necoragha65

3 жыл бұрын

@@chapablo That is not a problem, it just may not be offensive. I.e. You may not name your child Hitler. I've seen a Belgian name his child Angelinajolie -- one word. Not offensive or anything, but why.

@UchihaScenario

3 жыл бұрын

In Poland too 👍

I NEVER watch a whole comedy routine but I watched all 47 minutes of this and loved it.

Give this man a netflix special!

I knew a girl named Chastity-Lolita, and if you don't find that absurdly ironic, I can't help you.

@user-np1gs4le2i

4 жыл бұрын

HuH?!

@beverlyb6391

4 жыл бұрын

What stupid parents

@lunaball1

4 жыл бұрын

Lolita is actually a Japanese fashion.

@Galvion1980

4 жыл бұрын

That poor girl...

@kaseykasket

4 жыл бұрын

@@lunaball1 yes but it's based on the term Lolita which is a sexually precocious young girl.

His credits didn’t transfer; I died

So refreshing when a comedian relys on his talent and keeps it clean. I laughed through the whole thing

A woman came to me in Chicago and asked that I baptize her baby daughter “Placenta.” She loved the sound of it.

This dude is great! He's relaxed, he's relatable, and doesn't use profanity. He is a rare talent in todays comedy world.

@lorirose4187

3 жыл бұрын

Yes I agree!

@stacieneely8463

3 жыл бұрын

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@tonedef221

3 жыл бұрын

Profanity that can be used in non vulgar ways is perfectly fine in my opinion. It’s a way to put emphasis on a situation and can make a joke. Often used to paint a better picture. Vulgarity is another level and I understand why it could turn a lot of people away.

@tonedef221

3 жыл бұрын

Stacie Neely Valid point.

@elbabalao

3 жыл бұрын

what’s his name? he’s great.

She can't say "back in my day," because I was there. 🤣

@florecitayami

4 жыл бұрын

Oh my god 😂 when he said that I almost choke on my own saliva! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I love this guy! Clean comedy for everyone, no need to swear or be raunchy. Smart comedy! Love it Dwayne, you got me laughing and I don't usually do with stand up. Thanks for the laughs. 😁

This man is so hilarious,I sat in my chair tonight watching him and laughed my head off.

"LeMonjelo, cuz my mom really liked lemon jello, and that's why I work here."

@carolyndarley1045

3 жыл бұрын

@@SaltyDraws don't forget his twin brother, Oranjelo..

@roderickbrown1640

3 жыл бұрын

I grow up listening to Bill Cosby and Flip Wilson, they never cursed. And they had me in stitches!! This young man is from that old-school jandra !😂😂

@RepentfollowJesus

3 жыл бұрын

@@roderickbrown1640 genre

@maligrish4173

3 жыл бұрын

In addition to their names. Knew a chick named Hymen sisters name Orchid.

@stephenvanburen1818

3 жыл бұрын

Spot on perfect!

Proud of Dwayne!!!We went to high school in Brooklyn together..

@trickytreyperfected1482

4 жыл бұрын

Nice!

@szqsk8

4 жыл бұрын

Frank Bastian Was he funny then too?

@kennywolfe6762

4 жыл бұрын

I'm proud of him too although we never went to high school together.

@foxxrider250r

4 жыл бұрын

@@szqsk8 I need this question answered too lol

@godslyricalvessel6838

3 жыл бұрын

@@szqsk8 I grew up with him, and knew his grandma well, and he was ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS. BEYOND proud and happy for you my dear friend. 🤗🤗👍👍💯💯

I enjoyed this set so much! Clean, hilarious, relatable, sharp.. Wonderfully done!

@nondescriptnyc

Жыл бұрын

Yes!!! A comedian of color who does not resort to foul language, sexism, or anti-Asian jokes to get cheap laughs. Instead, his jokes are everything you said!!!

This dude is super hilarious. Never seen him before but I'm definitely a fan now!

He's genuinely funny. No nervous laughter. All jokes that speak real life truth from his unique perspective.

@desertdancestudio

3 жыл бұрын

Good comedy... and in agree with everyone. You dont need to get vulgar to be funny. Very refreshing!

"My crazy mother loved lemon jello" I died.

@lucyflorey9152

4 жыл бұрын

There were twins we knew whose names were lemon jello and orange jello Pronounced le monn ja lo and or ron jalo Actually happened

@RedRoseSeptember22

4 жыл бұрын

@@lucyflorey9152 wow lol

@henryperez606

4 жыл бұрын

Lucy Florey They were from Miami

@lucyflorey9152

4 жыл бұрын

@@henryperez606 the twins we knew were from Illinois

@JustanotherLiz

4 жыл бұрын

H W No joke, I once had a doctor named Lemonjello. He went to our Church and only charged me $40 for each Dr visit. Nice man, cool name imho

I can watch this comedian over and over.

Dwayne Perkins is the 21st century reincarnation of Jerry Seinfeld . He takes mundane topics and turns it into comedic gold.

There was a girl in my highschool named "Dtahtiyanah". It was pronounced _"Tatiana"_

@AnonyMous-bv3ge

4 жыл бұрын

Wtf is the D for then? I know there is a joke there but it is what it is 😅

@AnonyMous-bv3ge

4 жыл бұрын

@@anon0268 ha that is funny but I meant a joke about when I said "what's the d for" someone could say "for sex duh" xD

@garethbaus5471

4 жыл бұрын

I feel really sorry for this person.

@azepere9976

4 жыл бұрын

I'd be having a headache trying to pronounce her name. And then it's just Tatiana.

@anon0268

4 жыл бұрын

@@azepere9976 That was me the first time I saw her name lmao

Maybe we should let the epidural wear off before we name our kids

@jolandameivogel9006

4 жыл бұрын

😂👍

@JustanotherLiz

4 жыл бұрын

Well I hate the name Harriet. How about NOT letting your mother in law name your first daughter after her bff. just because u and your husband live with her and feel like u owe her. NO! That is dumb.

@lucyflorey9152

4 жыл бұрын

I had a friend who was a counselor...one of her clients decided to name her daughter Latrina...the counselor friend of mine tried to explain what a latrine is but...

@atoyshabassene6273

4 жыл бұрын

most have the name picked before though LOL

@9SmartSand6

4 жыл бұрын

No lie....I saw on this one poor girl's name tag at my local grocery store checkout line, that her parents had named her 'Moronica'. I assume the implications were lost on them.

real masterclass of comedy. not cursing at all, but still funnier than most of the cursing comedians! 👏👏👏👨🏾‍🎓

Clean jokes that are really funny. Breath of fresh air!

I’ve never heard of this man but he sounds like a seasoned comic. Very smooth, original and funny!

@garymatusavige3639

3 жыл бұрын

Hes been around seen him before

@ajbeeskneesjr

3 жыл бұрын

He's been to Tonight's shows already and has a a couple of specials

@sirkrutchbluesman3009

3 жыл бұрын

I AGREE WHOLE HEARTEDLY

@JESUSfreak00

3 жыл бұрын

He's done global shows so....

@violetangelflame1

3 жыл бұрын

He's so good. I haven't been able to listen to comedy in years because of the language, but finally super side splitting funny with no four letter words!!!!

It's 45 minutes of dad jokes. Heaven.

@stacyhigginson170

4 жыл бұрын

My Dad's jokes must be extra on the Dad because this guy's jokes aren't even close to my Dad's 😂

@simonw3858

4 жыл бұрын

It was a great set, the guy is really funny and performs his routine perfectly. Not dad jokes though. Dad jokes have a distinct flavour of corny and silly, often revolving around puns. example : "I'm lactose intolerant. I get weirded out by feet without toes." Giggle worthy and warm natured but won't have you rolling out of your seat with big belly laughs.

@clancykobane9102

4 жыл бұрын

how hip are you?

@adryanredbeard699

4 жыл бұрын

Simon W Exactly👍😊

His roommate stalked dirt. LMAO 😂

This guy is impeccably funny! His delivery , his timing , a real xertified comedian .

47 minutes of laughing non-stop... and no swearing no offensive words wow this man got some talent right there

@chriso8193

4 жыл бұрын

How are you the authority of what an "offensive" word is on comedy? That's mighty white of you.....see how easy it is to act privileged and play god>

@ijohnny.

4 жыл бұрын

@@chriso8193 Can it dope

@erikcrouch7881

4 жыл бұрын

@@chriso8193 You're happy to point fingers, but I bet you never reflect on your own self.

@stacieupchurch9775

4 жыл бұрын

I agree...he was funny without a bunch of profanity. Good clean comedy.

@ebi_tempura

4 жыл бұрын

@@chriso8193 oh! ATTENTION EVERYBODY ! WE FOUND APROFFESIONAL VICTIM!

"Ginsenga is with a family who's really gonna love her"👉🏽😂

@adamstov529

3 жыл бұрын

You mean Michelle 😂😂

If you called your gran "Gogo" you must have a heritage from my part of Africa. Here in Zimbabwe, we call our grandmothers Gogo or Ambuya.

Love this guy! With the crazy baby names thing 😂 He's just so funny, enjoyed the whole video.

I went to school with a girl name Myneice and til this day I can't help but think she was raised by her aunt 😂😂😂

@nicolechavez6981

Жыл бұрын

🤣

@nondescriptnyc

Жыл бұрын

I know a “Mylady,” which might very well be worse than Myniece in many ways.

@amybagnall6097

Жыл бұрын

That is soo funny!

@thedangerousbeauty

Жыл бұрын

Lol

@babycakes8434

7 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

Wow, a Black comedian, with clean humor, playing to a Provo audience....this guy is good! Hope he does well.

@PaperRaines

4 жыл бұрын

"Does well"? You know how long this brotha has been out there 🤣🤣🤣

@H.pylori

4 жыл бұрын

@@PaperRaines No!

@carrythetorch33

4 жыл бұрын

@Nikita Petersen it's just taste, but I hear ya

@H.pylori

4 жыл бұрын

@Nikita Petersen Because our society is in a state of moral decline. Look at the news of today. Nothing seems to count, no ethical or moral standards. Nothing to hold up to our youth as rules to live by. The process is slow, and therefore deceives the public into believing that it is OK. Comics who depend on sex and profanity in an attempt to be funny...are not funny, rather they are pitiful.

@JD-go2qj

4 жыл бұрын

@Nikita Petersen it's good to be able to play both sides in comedy. You can make it dirty or clean to tailor your audience. You can tell your boss a joke, a christian a joke, but also tell your boys a joke too

Funny guy, Dwayne Perkins! Loved this. He really should be at larger venues!

I need to watch dry comedy way more! LOVE this gentleman- funny, clean & very handsome! Yummy Funny -Laughter IS the BEST health fixer EVER‼️😅 y’all’s comments funny too. We Read them ALL, & funny names y’all shared👍

As a woman named Taketra, I totally agree with him!!😂😂😂😂😂

@twintwo278

4 жыл бұрын

@JameisWinston Sucks that's actually very pretty...❤

@twintwo278

4 жыл бұрын

@JameisWinston Sucks well thank you🥰

@twintwo278

3 жыл бұрын

@Stepping Playlist 1 yes, that's it

@CordovanSplotchVT

3 жыл бұрын

Oof... my condolences.

@jazzcatt

3 жыл бұрын

@@twintwo278 Oh wow. Because I'm used to Japanese, Spanish and Kiswahili vowel sounds I automatically read your name as Ta as in" ahhh, I get it" Ke as in the e in 'ever' or 'everything'. Tra as in ahhh. I would have never thought to pronounce ke as key! Had your name been spelled Takitra I would have pronounced it correctly right off the bat.

I appreciate comedians who can get through a routine without using profanity. It's refreshing and yet, STILL FUNNY!!

@armindarenteria

4 жыл бұрын

its the Dry bar that channel is dedicated to PG comedy and very good comedians.

@jodilopez7164

3 жыл бұрын

Ur comedy is my style!! Funny & clean....very entertaining

@pforgottonsoul

3 жыл бұрын

quite honestly it's not that hard to do clean comedy, it just takes actual effort.

@morgannaomi1231

3 жыл бұрын

That's the point of dry bar lol

@DevinciFX

3 жыл бұрын

Agreed

That was really funny, smart and no swearing! Class act. thank you Dwayne Perkins! mad props sir.

This was one of the best comedy sets I’ve seen in a long time. Good job!

In Spain the person registering a baby's name does actually have the power to say no if they think it will be very bad for the baby. Saves kids a lot of trouble.

@Rubarb84

4 жыл бұрын

LynxChan huh?! That’s not cool.

@ajwidascope3441

4 жыл бұрын

Rubarb84 but like bullying is a thing

@teebee166

4 жыл бұрын

New Zealand, too. Names are approved - or not.

@kamilanowakowska9269

4 жыл бұрын

Same in Poland, there are some names that won't be approved.

@LynxChan

4 жыл бұрын

@paul you that's open to interpretation by the clerk. It's not really meant to ban "regular" names as much as people naming their kid tricycle or chocolatebonbon or something similarly crazy.

Him and his mom being sat down to be told there is no Santa Claus was genius.

what a brilliant comedian he is! such clever humor that really connects and makes me LOL!

This guy is spot on. Soooo funny. His timing is good.

Dwayne: great smart clean humor, not many comedians can pull it off 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

@cathywright8218

3 жыл бұрын

I suspect this set is clean because he's playing to Mormons in Provo, Utah. If he were playing anywhere else, I bet he has a more blue repertoire?

@onthesideofrightwhyarentyo4103

3 жыл бұрын

They can, they just choose not to. People need to stop paying or supporting the ones who feel the need to curse or refer to body parts in a negative way.

@ds525252

3 жыл бұрын

@@onthesideofrightwhyarentyo4103 YOU NEED TO STOP TELLING PEOPLE WHAT TO DO! *Sarcasm and lol🤝

@coledibiase1777

3 жыл бұрын

@@onthesideofrightwhyarentyo4103 Maybe its what people want, considering that's what's popular among the PEOPLE.

@jennifergersch9126

2 жыл бұрын

@@cathywright8218 Not really. Check out his Instagram channel. Same clean cut comedy.

Had a student some time ago named MycKynzyy. Yes, four y's. She always told those who asked, "My parents are hippies."

@anaalina5964

3 жыл бұрын

They're hyppyes.

@AngelOfMusic2

3 жыл бұрын

@@anaalina5964 lmao nyce follow up

@jenynz5334

3 жыл бұрын

If a parent names their kids something strange, that's not bad, imo. It's spelling the normal ones a weird way that bugs me. And only because I have to spell my own normal name now, when before that was never even a question.

@dh2266

3 жыл бұрын

I'd be headed down to the courthouse. Wow.

@emmel4fun

3 жыл бұрын

@@jenynz5334 Those parents condemn their children to a life of having their names misspelled or having to spell their name out every time.

Absolutely one of the funniest sets I’ve ever seen! Every story hits the mark!!! Your delivery is on point. 🤣

@Robert_McGarry_Poems

Ай бұрын

...if I ever saw an American in a suit riding a bike... My first thought is man your divorce lawyer sucks.

My mother was a social worker back in the 60's and when I was a kid she told me of a black client who named her child oranjello. When asked how she choose that name she replied that while going through the cabinet she saw a box of orange jello. So much for culture based naming. Or maybe it is a reflection on the culture.

Son: Dad why is my sister named Rose? Dad: Because your mom loves roses. Son: Oh, ok. Thanks Dad. Dad: No problem B.J

@nathannjohn8654

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

@freethrice

3 жыл бұрын

Sorry, very poor taste man.

@LadyNightsong

3 жыл бұрын

That's just wrong 🤣🤣🤣

@sirkrutchbluesman3009

3 жыл бұрын

MADE ME LAUGH 😂😋😂

@mickistoneking1652

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao....

Not one crude or vulgar word. He is a beautiful person - funny too!!!

@5000rgb

3 жыл бұрын

I enjoy some rougher comedy but It takes more skill to work clean instead of just going for the shock value. You have to have a unique insight into situations.

@sarandontw

3 жыл бұрын

Yes, dry bar is where it’s at

@Marny5580

3 жыл бұрын

I thought he said one word ... but, who cares. He is great!! Eddie Izzard is the bomb and in one show he cursed 150 times. Bill Cosby used one bad word - and he turned out to be the a*hole.

@cohenbooth7349

3 жыл бұрын

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@downtownbobbybrown6237

3 жыл бұрын

You re no fun .

Amazing set! No raunchy nonsense,. Just good laughs. Awesome

Excellence in comedy. Really liked Dwayne's material and delivery.

Dude! The timing, the delivery, the fact you covered familiar topics without sounding like microwaved Seinfeld leftovers... absolutely world class comedy.

@RainbowFlowerCrow

2 жыл бұрын

"MICROWAVED SEINFELD LEFTOVERS" I actually laughed out loud!! 😂

@johnbailey3877

2 жыл бұрын

Total agreement - very well said

@minecrewsupernt831

2 жыл бұрын

Microwaved Seinfeld leftovers....you should do comedy XD

@johnterpack3940

2 жыл бұрын

@@minecrewsupernt831 I would get arrested for speaking my mind in public these days.

@minecrewsupernt831

2 жыл бұрын

@@johnterpack3940 D:

This man is great. Everything felt so smoothly i felt like he was a friend telling me story

@kysweetheart1964

4 жыл бұрын

that is what I felt, great job, just found him a few months ago, and can't believe I have never heard of him, as smooth as his set went, had to be doing this for awhile. great find!!

@loverbear23

4 жыл бұрын

is ur name really smart

@harrietthespy2119

4 жыл бұрын

He’s gonna be very famous!

@jennifergersch9126

2 жыл бұрын

The best comedians are the best storytellers. Check out Jim Breuer, Josh Sneed, etc.

@jennifergersch9126

2 жыл бұрын

@@harrietthespy2119 Love your name on here. Do you also eat just tomato sandwiches?

This kid is wicked funny!

Not a single F word this guy said and yet I was rolling on the floor laughing!!! Nicely done!!!

What a breath of fresh air. Humor does not have to be dirty to be funny and entertaining.

@native9275

2 жыл бұрын

Doesn't have to be but its funniest when it is

@DreidMusicalX

2 жыл бұрын

But it helps. A lot!

@roryb3013

2 жыл бұрын

And a car doesn’t have to have windows but it’s always better when it does

@JavierGonzalez-fc3tn

2 жыл бұрын

There are different people for different humor

@jennifergersch9126

2 жыл бұрын

Amen!

X Æ A-12 would appreciate this.

@Cybernaut551

3 жыл бұрын

LOL.

@IdiotWithEducation

3 жыл бұрын

@@Cybernaut551 lol

@Emperor_of_all_Badgers

3 жыл бұрын

X Æ A-12

@Immica_

3 жыл бұрын

I like unique names but I feel so bad for that kid.

@odelayrowemonkey2145

3 жыл бұрын

I really love the song tho... not every billionaire kid gets a song 🙄

He has several levels to his sense of humour!!! Goes deep!!’

Two years later I have watched this special several time over... simply enjoy this man's humor.

He's very likeable and personable. I really enjoyed his content.

@brandonharris6769

4 жыл бұрын

my wife family are hales

@SteveCarras

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I did,too!

@MrTommy001

4 жыл бұрын

It's nice to see comedy without F-bombs every few minutes. I loved it.

@Ten13Grl

4 жыл бұрын

@@MrTommy001, well this was his set in Utah. I haven't seen anything else he's done, but he almost definitely changed it up a bit for a state known for being pretty conservative.

@keishajones3830

4 жыл бұрын

@Jessica Hale Personable and likeable to who? Utahns? Mormons? White ppl? Non black Americans? Racists? 🙄 oh, ok.

"Don't bring your 4 dollar attitude to the 99 cent store" my god!!

@MiriamWalcott

3 жыл бұрын

Africa is a continent. Did you go to every country in Africa?

@jawjagrrl

3 жыл бұрын

I remember when I was fresh out of school in a big city and a 99 cent store opened at the mall (good for me). The fury when a 98 cent store opened up right across the way. Cutthroat 90s economics! 🤣

@jordanabeaulieu2530

3 жыл бұрын

@@MiriamWalcott I was thinking about that. Why is it that people name every country they've been to individually but when it comes to Africa, they name it as if it was a country? I figure that so many people out there are completely ignorant about Africa and if you said Angola, Botswana, Mozambique, Gabon, Burkina Faso, Benin etc....they wouldn't know where those countries are so the African continent becomes like a single entity!

@amadapittaluga1487

3 жыл бұрын

I've been in many dollar stores all over the world and I'm proud of it

Great routine! It's so good to laugh about everyday, slice-of-life topics without bad language. Thank you!

So very funny and clean humour, what a refreshing change. Well worth the watch, i can't believe i watched this gentleman from beginners to end. Laughter is like a tonic. Sent from Darlington England ☺️

this guy's laidback demeanor is what makes an excellent comedian well done

@lyndamartinez2257

4 жыл бұрын

easy to listen to

Never heard of this guy before, but I'm really diggin' his jokes.

@Tsukiyori9

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@mcdutch83

4 жыл бұрын

He’s great he’s got a Comedy Central special before this that I first saw him on. He does abit bout getting certified by the government by your looks being a 1-10. It’s a great bit

@weepingkoopa2862

4 жыл бұрын

I think I saw him on TV before. I recognize that joke about waiting food.

@QPRTokyo

4 жыл бұрын

This guy is good.

@ChopStickSoSushi

4 жыл бұрын

he's so genuine like doesn't even seem to be trying

"Woooooow. His divorce lawyer sucked!" Absolutely killed me.

I’m currently unwell with flu, and you just put me in a coughing fit 😂😂😂 best worst time lol

I wonder if anyone else has noticed just what a beautiful man he is. Seriously look at his face, his smile, his personality. He is adorable. And funny. What a catch.

@MajkaSrajka

4 жыл бұрын

wtf I literally was about to write sad comment tha noone ever told me I had beautiful race.

@ltm28

4 жыл бұрын

George Minton are you just kidding or serious? Dwayne is his name lol surely you’re just joking and I didn’t get it,

@kaylacrafty2270

4 жыл бұрын

I think the lady that yelled out “ we need more” when he made the comment about there not being a lot of black people in Provo ( there isn’t)

@SampfanCresta

4 жыл бұрын

He's hot and a cool and decent person too

@randyweaver6543

4 жыл бұрын

Well some of us are male so...no. We wouldn’t notice.

I keep expecting these to be 3-4min and instead I end up sitting on the toilet for an hour...

@kevinkearns8539

4 жыл бұрын

You should try to eat more fiber.

@janrees4887

4 жыл бұрын

Why don't you check how long it is before- it's not difficult.

@janrees4887

4 жыл бұрын

Plus using your phone on the toilet is so Gross. Do you know how much feces particles they found on mobile phones compared to toilet seats? 400x the amount because people clean their toilet with antipathogen cleaners but when last did you clean your phone with something antibacterial?

@BroMordekai

4 жыл бұрын

jan rees Lol that was the point of my comment... I’m always expecting their vids to be short sense they used to be pushing their app... and as well I was saying how funny this dude was I couldn’t put it down and lost track of time. Also the toilet is the best place to be on your phone! (Only if it’s your toilet though)

@anatolyex

4 жыл бұрын

After you were done , did you have to check "How to wipe butt" KZread video ?

I can’t tell you how many times I’ve watched this. I think it’s one of the best standup performances I’ve seen. It’s perfect.

He's just brilliant lmao 😂🤣.I'm British and we have high standards for wit