"Grandpa, what do you think of the woman's right to choose?" "Mijo, everyone should wear choose". HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA

@Triscuit08

3 жыл бұрын

shoes*

@cameronwilson3360

2 жыл бұрын

Bblu

@cameronwilson3360

2 жыл бұрын

O

@davidmeadors2121

2 жыл бұрын

L

@davidmeadors2121

2 жыл бұрын

L K Kl L

"My name is Dennis, and I'm an alcoholic" Laughed so hard I teared up! :)

@lindathornburg242

3 жыл бұрын

My favorite line!🤣🤣🤣🤣

@edithdlp8045

2 жыл бұрын

My favorite part was when he was stopped at the border, ar u a eiu es citicen?

@rcadag

2 жыл бұрын

Lol!!😂

@gerishcolesc5374

2 жыл бұрын

😂

@cliftonwoods6373

2 жыл бұрын

Wrong group 😂🤣

A good comedian tells good jokes, a great comedian makes you laugh at yourself and realize we are all pretty much the same. Dennis covers it all. Very funny man. Thanks Dennis, I laughed all the way through your show.

@LazyIRanch

6 ай бұрын

So true. I swear he could be talking about my Momma. I never got away with anything. I could get a whooping just for thinking about lying or being sneaky. My favorite aunt is from Mexico City and I always loved going to their house. She's funny but hot-blooded, especially towards my uncle. One time she was mad about something he did and he said the wrong thing to her. She grabbed him by his underwear and tore them off! It got really quiet, then we all burst out laughing at once and their argument was over. She spoke perfect English, but we knew if she raised her voice and started yelling at us heathen kids in Spanish... "RUN!!!"

“She got a plaque, but you got a trophy.” Laughed out loud on that one!

"I called my uncle in Mexico and told him there's a new way to get in." 🤣🤣🤣

@jackiebyington2532

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@eerie_blur

3 жыл бұрын

YO!!!! I LITERALLY READ THAT AS HE WAS SAYING IT, I was so ghosted 😅😅😅

@louannhuber2651

2 жыл бұрын

Hahaha from Albuquerque

@denisekessler4371

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣😂

@kimrasch8471

2 жыл бұрын

🙈🙉🙊

If you can be funny without having to be vulgar swearing or sexual banter etc. This is truly a comedian.

@lindathornburg242

3 жыл бұрын

You got that right! I hate vulgar comedy!

@nikkimonique1555

2 жыл бұрын

What exactly had in mind, He's comedic genius.

@gaidenruben

2 жыл бұрын

All comedy is best

@elizekelly

2 жыл бұрын

And that's funny to some people. The world is diverse. Even Shakespeare wrote to include the people who enjoyed that because he understood different things appeal to different people.

@YouTube_is_complete-total_shit

2 жыл бұрын

@@gaidenruben if its funny it's funny, only the audience can judge you. But if it ain't funny you can't call it comedy.... but this guy was hilarious 🤣

That immigration officer joke had me CRACKING UP!!!

Don't get fooled by his calm demeanor and straight face, he's hysterical. He had a good crowd there. His jokes about race were excellent. I could definitely watch this again, very funny!

"My name is Dennis and I am an alcoholic. Oh oh, wrong group". I couldn't! Lol!

This guy is honestly the calmest comedian ive seen, he talks so slow and calm but dang is he funny!!!;)

@lotusgrl444

4 жыл бұрын

Very calm😁😂

@epdlp4506

4 жыл бұрын

That might be because he is Christian.

@freddiemontanez8461

4 жыл бұрын

Xtine Manuel, I like the calmest ,slow easier to be get or understand the joke. I enjoyed.

@francescapowell1538

4 жыл бұрын

Take it you’ve not watched Dave Chapelle lately!

@realkiller0

4 жыл бұрын

He is a war veteran , probably that has something to do with it

We're Colombians raising daughters in USA. Thank you for this great comedy we can watch in family. 😂😂😂

@n.b.l.5709

Жыл бұрын

Welcome to America :)

I just discovered this guy today! One of my new favorites for sure! Clean jokes that are actually funny! No cursing or talking smack for laughs. Straight 🔥

“If you outlive the Lord...”. This is going to be my new go-to line

@conservativeguitarsingerjs7937

3 жыл бұрын

33

@hunterstokes1390

3 жыл бұрын

If you outlive the lord you can comment on a comment

@kimberlythompson678

3 жыл бұрын

I was thinking the same thing 🤣🤣

@peggyharris5861

3 жыл бұрын

@@hunterstokes1390 p0

@sohnjakrivenski4242

3 жыл бұрын

I Have A Five Year Old Daughter And My Previous Plan Was Nun. But Now With This New Information I'm Thinking There Are Other Options:)

Therapy: too expensive Comedy: worth every minute!

@itsaasdzani1455

3 жыл бұрын

I do feel better🤣🥰👌🏾😊🧘🏾‍♀️

@kathleensorce8468

3 жыл бұрын

I really enjoy this guy. We are all imperfectly perfect! And I loved my 1965 Chevrolet Impala!

@sabrinafelber

3 жыл бұрын

@@kathleensorce8468 I had a 1978 chevy impala station wagon! Loved that beast called her Bertha!

@jasminebolten3290

3 жыл бұрын

AIN'T THAT THE TRUTH!!!!!!!

@paperclips4113

3 жыл бұрын

(Sakana) Hell yeah, worth 20mgs of Lexipro!

This man will have laughing for the next 10 yrs based upon this show. He also makes me proud of my country, the wonderful USA. ♥️ From a lttle hillbilly girl in WV. 🇺🇸 What a lovely, intelligent, hilarious guy. Much love and thanks for all the good you are & do in the world! 🌎♥️🙋‍♀️🙏🏻🎯

I love that he giggles at his own jokes. I get that. It's so cute.

@LazyIRanch

6 ай бұрын

He kind of reminds me of "Fluffy" Gabriel Iglesias. He gets tickled and giggles at his own jokes and it's kind of adorable.

Custody battle. U take him.. No U take him. LMFAO. I'm still laughing.

@runningthunder6923

3 жыл бұрын

Funniest 😂😂

@peachmelba9333

3 жыл бұрын

This actually happened in an apartment complex I lived in- when I moved in "Eric" gave me a card with his name and phone # on it, said " You're going to need THIS- I'M a bad kid!" Parents decided to divorce; case drug on because neither one wanted sole custody. I Think 🤔 it Was a Sad Situation for that boy 👦!

@m_christine1070

2 жыл бұрын

This was my family

@edithdlp8045

2 жыл бұрын

I have seen this over and over. Never gets old.

No profanity, no sexual innuendos. True comedic genius, from The Real Life.

@spongebobsquarepants8403

3 жыл бұрын

That's what dry comedy is

@eerie_blur

3 жыл бұрын

@@spongebobsquarepants8403 Only dry mouth Desiree too much spice 🥺Boy u sad

@spongebobsquarepants8403

2 жыл бұрын

@@eerie_blur go get some water, thirsty boy, this ain't my cup pf tea

@eerie_blur

2 жыл бұрын

@@spongebobsquarepants8403 🤦🏻‍♂ and This supposed to be the next generation

@spongebobsquarepants8403

2 жыл бұрын

@@eerie_blur yes, deal with it, you can call this real comedy if you want, I respect your opinion, but like I said, this isn't my cup of tea

Aww! He was so nervous in the beginning, stumbling over his words, forgetting his lines... It was endearing! It's nice to see a comedian who looks human on stage, and relatable... Let's be honest... If any one of us gave a stand-up routine, we would be scared witless!

He’s really a great comedian. Clean and makes sense

@LazyIRanch

6 ай бұрын

He's very relatable, too! No matter what country of origin or culture one comes from, almost everyone can relate to family dynamics, especially when it comes to our Mommas!

“When my youngest son was born he was already a uncle “🤣😂😅😂😂😂😂😂😂 killing me softly

@mrfixit5620

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂 I swear as soon as I started reading your comment that part came on lmao

@marygrech7644

4 жыл бұрын

My older brother is older then our younger unty

@moehashim8442

4 жыл бұрын

@@mrfixit5620 yo samee😂😂

@nachito5841

4 жыл бұрын

Before I got married i already knew my kids were going to be uncles.

@drewbranch7700

4 жыл бұрын

Edna Masa Even with Romano’s here in Europe 😂

OmG I'm dying 😂😂😂 Mexican mom doesn't give statistics or facts, she just gives examples. "You're gonna end up like your cousin Lupe." 😂😂😂😂

@mvunit3

4 жыл бұрын

And my Mom's nickname is "Lupe", my parents and family may be Honduran Americans, but yeah . . . don't end up like my Mom :p.

@jessicaalen3533

4 жыл бұрын

@@mvunit3 I'm surprised Dennis didn't mention the dreaded, "CHANCLA." lol

@northstar5240

4 жыл бұрын

Jessica Alen lol that is my mom all the way

@paulinafernandez7995

4 жыл бұрын

Lol. Yup. Mi ama all the way.

@rileys-lost1673

4 жыл бұрын

Jessica Alen 😂😂

12:28 "Are Jew a Jew S citizen?" Hahahaha. I couldn't stop laughing. That was so funny.

First time seeing a comedy show on here with no dirty jokes or swearing I gotta say I'm impressed.

@bobbierobinson6269

10 ай бұрын

Dry Bar doesn't ever have that and always funny.

@mariamartins883

8 ай бұрын

I ❤️ like his comedy style

@tahneejenkins9444

2 ай бұрын

@@​@@mariamartins883

Man! This guy is hilarious. Profanity not even required!

@kyledailey

4 жыл бұрын

I know, but you need to watch this guy, use it, he's great with profanity jokes too. I swear!

@markdemell8056

4 жыл бұрын

YUP! I never saw him before ,absolutely spot on with his funny observations.I was in tears!

@bauhnguefyische667

4 жыл бұрын

Profanity is a cheap easy laugh.. True Comedy requires more

@bauhnguefyische667

4 жыл бұрын

Lou Armen What makes people funny is when: They call out all that stuff that is a jab, and give it a good 180 turn using humor as as shotgun.

@mariasalas1975

4 жыл бұрын

I didn't even notice he was just so funny lol

“ What would Jesus do what would Jesus do and I remembered that Jesus raised the dead and I said Get up”. xD. That killed me

Omg!!!! I love this guy! He is hilarious. I died at “ It’s a do it yourself kit” 💀😂😂

Dennis, you're very good; I laughed so much! Thank you 🙏❤️ Btw, my parents were married for 77 years! The both of them passed away in 1998 and only 4 days apart; may God bless their souls 🙏 ❤

Woooooow! Somebody please get this man a Netflix special ASAP! Engaging, hilarious and clean! What more can you ask for from a comedian. Hope to see you here in Philadelphia someday hermano!

@ShadNex

2 жыл бұрын

Unclean imo

@sonoransaguaro3786

2 жыл бұрын

@shawn brown🌵Wow is it!! Been watching Dennis a couple yrs now. I like the way he's so mellow, so low key and subtle with his humor! He IS "one of a kind"!THANK YOU, DENNIS! 💖🙏😎🌵🌺🌴

@jean6460

2 жыл бұрын

Agreed!!

@denisekessler4371

2 жыл бұрын

Loved it ! He is great !!! I absolutely agree 👍

@BlazeBuds

2 жыл бұрын

Nah boycott Netflix! They play a bunch of peddle file crap

Finally! Somebody called out the politically correct culture! We are equal but we are different. We have to accept that and accept the difference. Thank you!

@aprilsilvers381

3 жыл бұрын

Probably the best ever way to understand it

@GV80p

3 жыл бұрын

...Not just to accept, but to learn to appreciate and celebrate. Would you rather be Tolerated or understoon and accepted? :)

@rebeccagilstrap3507

3 жыл бұрын

@@GV80p I understand what you're saying but I don't care whether I'm appreciated or not as long as I can live my life without harming others and in turn not be harmed.

@christinekrmer258

3 жыл бұрын

And we have to love each other and our differences 💚

@jeseniadelacruz

3 жыл бұрын

@@christinekrmer258 have to? The one thing I have to do is pay taxes and be a good person. How I think and feel it’s my business. Besides that we all just have to respect each other. The rainbow it’s beautiful but it’s not the same color.

I love how he bridges so many cultural groups with respect and unoffensive humor. He isn't only hilarious, he's educating us as he does it. Much respect!

@bobbierobinson6269

10 ай бұрын

I've seen this one 3 times and it's still funny. He has another one you should see. He's wearing a white shirt and a dark jacket. It's another great one.

@ReydeCopas187

8 ай бұрын

@@bobbierobinson6269 gracias por el dato, un abrazo!!!

"You guys have flyers on the fridge". Lol this is true 😂

I didn't spend a nickel on this show, and still got my moneys worth. 👍👍👍👍 this dude is too good.

@levii.r

4 жыл бұрын

Shane Knerr wait so since you paid nothing you basically accidentally said his comedy is worth nothing

@danielcolon7602

4 жыл бұрын

ALZ Studios he’s priceless

@levii.r

4 жыл бұрын

Yes a good way to put it

"Chubby white women with black boyfriends" I'm done hahaha

@Bigload992G

3 жыл бұрын

I was Dying LMAO🤣🤣🤣🤣

@bustermoon322

3 жыл бұрын

He hit it right on the head 😀

@Lyrakill

3 жыл бұрын

so true . i always know i'm putting on some weight when black men start hitting on me 🤣🤣🤣

@bustermoon322

3 жыл бұрын

@@Lyrakill 😁😁😁

@lizgaby9761

3 жыл бұрын

In my area is chubby white women white medium height hispanics.🤣

This GENTLEMAN is Funny as ALL HECK. Passed HIS HUMOR onto many. Love Him..Great Man

You’re killing me here 🤣 I have watched your Full Special several times and its funnier every time. Really appreciate your mello delivery and humanity. We humans are hilarious. Thank you for lightening it up and showing us we can take a joke at the stereo typicalness of our individual heritage! Also, thank you for your service and for acknowledging all those who serve.

@mermaidmelucig

10 ай бұрын

Very well, thank you. Best wishes to you and yours on this Fourth of July.

He's exactly right about the media being the trouble maker at the core of racial tensions. This was aired in 2019, and I'm watching this during the sad times in 2020.

@peterwelsh1932

3 жыл бұрын

All the same media in all the same riots since at least Watts Riots ‘65

@peterwelsh1932

3 жыл бұрын

Jack Michaels beat it with yer fist, ya wanker

@wallaceluna6241

3 жыл бұрын

Sad times indeed

@wallaceluna6241

3 жыл бұрын

@@ananita6888 In the US's defence tho, it was him or Hilary at first... We'd all be missing right now if Hilary won. I just hope someone else wins besides hilary or Bernie. Anyone is better, I'd take an Asian latino in high heels over any of the 3 I mentioned before.

@danarzechula3769

3 жыл бұрын

It's the rich who own the media. The 10 yachters know if we fight each other we won't come for them.

He’s so funny! His mother sounded like mine! She said, “I brought you in this world and I will take you out!”

@teoigi3247

3 жыл бұрын

Dang Kanna, up your stealth, lol. All the best.

@patriciacastruita3267

2 жыл бұрын

Amen!

@maryshoemaker1334

2 жыл бұрын

Omgoodness my mama 🙏

@hawaiigirl8089

2 жыл бұрын

Ya mine too! that’s a generation ago!

@caroleimani9754

2 жыл бұрын

My Granma

He’s frickin’ hilarious! I was so depressed because I just lost my brother in law at only 28 years old and he looks so much like him and even share the sense of humor. My husband and I being older than him and my sister he would always come down the stairs and say “Sister…” and I would roll my eyes and say “Qué quieres Nico….” and he would ask us for a favor. Lol usually a case of redbullls or some energy drink. Thank you for this show. You made my christmas eve.

I lost count of how many times I watched this show and every time I have tears of laugh running on my face.

@wesleychapel1173

10 ай бұрын

😊

"A taco is a crunchy shell with delicious ingredients inside of it. How did Kenny know?" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@itsaasdzani1455

3 жыл бұрын

That was such am unexpected and hilarious reaction

@ShadNex

2 жыл бұрын

You should try gyro or shawarma 😋 Burrito taste and like 💩 compared to shawarma

@kj7792

2 жыл бұрын

I loved the faita one. That's a fix it yourself kit🤣🤣🤣

I’m really impressed. Almost 1 of the few standup comedy that I can enjoy watching with my kids. No foul language or cussing. God bless!

@moupiamukherjee1713

2 жыл бұрын

U can watch Kenny Sebastian stand up

@edithdlp8045

2 жыл бұрын

He is a son of a preacher so he is used to no bad language.

@perillat99

2 жыл бұрын

Was thinking the same thing, I’m Native American in Canada and laughed at every single one of his jokes even his few jokes about Native Americans

@gerishcolesc5374

2 жыл бұрын

Amen 🙏

@sonandsanford4963

2 жыл бұрын

This is "Dry Bar". Profanity is not allowed.

It's Great how Dennis brings racial diversity together in his material. Genius!

@bradcallahan3546

7 ай бұрын

Bigot

Dennis I could listen to your jokes every day. You are great! I love your act because you can make any age, any race, any gender and any religion feel comfortable. Alll clean hysterical jokes......You are a TRUE comedian, with REAL TALENT. YOUR AWESOME!!!!

Wow, this guy hits nothing but home runs. Every joke is a winner.

@freddiemontanez8461

4 жыл бұрын

Anthony Darrow. Amen to that. He was funny all the way.

@killakaos1016ify

4 жыл бұрын

This dude is a vet!! Been watching him for years

@freddiemontanez8461

4 жыл бұрын

@@killakaos1016ify I saw him , once along time ago. Of all the Mexican guys I've seen, he made me laugh more than them. His material isorr realistic.

@peterwelsh1932

4 жыл бұрын

Anthony Darrow hitting home runs. But the game is Hungry Hungry Hippoes.

@D.Antony

4 жыл бұрын

@@peterwelsh1932 Seriously dude, maybe we should leave the jokes to the professionals.

"Is he laughing?!" "Darn it!! Martha I can't see!!" "Their gonna march, their gonna make a march!" 🤣🤣🤣

@theofields6359

3 жыл бұрын

Omgosh red faced laughing over here hahahaha

Omg I am glad I stumbled upon this guy I have not laughed so hard in a long time

His delivery and timing are sublime.

Every joke had me laughing! As a christian even those Jesus jokes were really good 🙌🏾

@bluejack644

2 жыл бұрын

I think Jesus would have a great sense of humor. I could really see Jesus laughing at those signs that say "Jesus is coming . . Look busy!"

@kimrasch8471

2 жыл бұрын

"I didn't know Jesus flew Southwest"

@najat5779

2 жыл бұрын

Ditto ;-) When he mimicked the Latino gangbanger..."That's our Lord you're talking about! >BAM

What a nice guy - love comedians that can be clean with comedy and keep it funny.

@12345678956824

3 жыл бұрын

Right!?

@Beautiful24511

3 жыл бұрын

True.... His comedy material is amazingggg true n so funney without the naughty language...just brilliant clever amzing funney comedy material ... Comedy gold

@joykelley9971

Жыл бұрын

@@Beautiful24511 true Comedian!!

@killthemwkindness9064

5 ай бұрын

​@@joykelley9971Exactly 😂😅😂

I had tears a couple of times. First time seeing him. He really made me laugh.

By the time we got to, " My nephew wants to get a car..." I was truly cracked up, snorting, belly jumping, tears in my eyes and the hits just kept on coming!!

I'm not in good enough shape to go to sleep. Wow. Hilarious. That one caught me off guard!

@edithdlp8045

3 жыл бұрын

The cramps are due to lack of magnesium. I once had a cramp that I couldn't walk. When I could walk, I went to the doctor and he said it was due to magnesium deficiency and gave me supplements.

@papiluvsiris6318

3 жыл бұрын

@@edithdlp8045 I live with chronic pain. I swear I go to bed one way and wake up another. It can be a really sad existence. So it is funny when it is said like this. Much-needed comical relief.

@edithdlp8045

2 жыл бұрын

@@papiluvsiris6318 I am sorry yo hear that. I hope you get better soon.

@papiluvsiris6318

2 жыл бұрын

@@edithdlp8045 thank you I appreciate that

RUN JESUS RUN!!! 🤣🤣🤣 I “blew up” laughing

I have watched this show 3 times and I loved it every time! You are a riot sir! Laughter is the best medicine! Thank you!

The story about the hoopty is TRUTH! When I talk School in a rough area, I had a student who was asleep in the hatchback of the family's car when it got carjacked. Long story short, once the carjackers stopped the car the kid got away and the family got the car back pretty quickly because, in the kid's words, "it was one of those cars, one of those cars, you know, that you gotta push to start?" So yes, practical skills!

"Soy Spicy Latte." "SOY MEXICANO!" I died!

"Jesus is my rock I'm sanctified" Thwack 😂

I never laughed so hard. Honestly if I were there I would have been on the floor, dying of laughter. You're awesome 😎!

@meekthegreek1623

Жыл бұрын

The crowd was roaring..😁

@killthemwkindness9064

5 ай бұрын

Me too

He is one of the best! I am glad I found you! Thanks

My best flying story, and I've flown alot in my life was. Flying from Metro Detroit into Philly, I'm wearing a suit and I have the window seat. The woman who seats next to me is a black woman, also wearing a suit. She has short corn rolls in her hair, dyed blonde. She is an older woman, older than me by probably 20 years. Flight takes off, we're in the air... I fall asleep... Roughly 2 hours into our 3 or 4 hour flight... I wake up... I am resting my head to my right, on the woman's shoulder, and I have been drooling. There is a wet mess and stain on her suit. She sees me waking up and just puts her hand on my face and says I'll never forget it, "It's alright baby, just go back to sleep." And I did! I snuggled her shoulder until we landed in Philly... Never got her name, that was our only interaction, god bless you ma'am.

@danan9061

4 жыл бұрын

Lol you shoulda leaned on the window. Ive been super tired on a flight and i slept upright and drooled all over myself.

@saranghae2808

4 жыл бұрын

Wow, that was so nice of her!

@libertyjo6238

4 жыл бұрын

I'm comforted just reading that. So it must have been a beautiful and resonating experience. She's got a truly giving soul.

@Mdlrtrombon

4 жыл бұрын

That was equally fun and sweet!

@nebuchadne33ar

4 жыл бұрын

Same thing has happened to me

Most mexicans don't get offended very easy, we just dont care, we know even our own flaws and make jokes about them. We love to laugh about everything! Everytime and everywhere! That's why we make so much friends very easily

@harrymangezi6511

3 жыл бұрын

True America has diversity in cultures which goes with different people May Americans enjoy such diversity

@edithdlp8045

3 жыл бұрын

My ex-husband lives in Mexico and had an African-mexican friend and everyone called him negro (black in spanish) and he didn't get offended at all, actually he didn't respond when you called him by his name.

@kitsunelee007

3 жыл бұрын

Samething with Cuban's and Spanish ppl...well within reason😂😂

@bigvalley4987

3 жыл бұрын

No comment. Generalization.

@thatblueblure7468

3 жыл бұрын

@Sun•Yoga• Health They aren't real Mexican's then 😂

This was one of the best sets I've heard in years. Thanks for the laughs.

4th time listening and still have tears of laughter. ❤

Omg he’s hilarious !!! Such a good energy about him too ! God bless these folks out there making us laugh and not having to be nasty !

@ernestocastaneda1335

4 жыл бұрын

Yes refreshing isn't it!

“Marines don’t know when the war is over. I don’t have a Marine joke” 😂

@twilightgardenspresentatio6384

4 жыл бұрын

MandaD123c yup

@marisortiz273

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao one of the best jokes

@northstar5240

4 жыл бұрын

MandaD123c lol I’m dying of laughter

@MrTPain

4 жыл бұрын

Semper fi 😶

@MrTPain

4 жыл бұрын

🤣

I am from the UK and have been watching Dry Bar Comedy for a few weeks now and Dennis has to be my favourite!! He had me laughing all the way!! I want more of this talented comedian!!

I just want to say that for someone to entertain a crowd as long as he did Is amazing. He made us laugh but most of all he brings us all closer together. Me and my husband absolutely related to a lot of his jokes and we are Italian. It just goes to show you that we are all related in some way😊.

This dude just became one of my new favorite comedians! He killed it! 😂

@connievida4089

Жыл бұрын

"I heard that" !!!!!! Hilarious

@texsis2112

Жыл бұрын

Right..!!! 😂🤣❤️🤠

@justsayinfornow5274

11 ай бұрын

One of mine too!!

@1tamivasquez

8 ай бұрын

Same!! 🤣🤣😄😂👍🏼👍🏼💖

@killthemwkindness9064

5 ай бұрын

Exactly 😂😅😂

Mexicans....we have a deep sense and sometimes dark sense of humor...from a young age we get picked on on our defects...but that helps grow some thick skin..where we dont get offended too easily...we just laugh and roast the person roasting us....nothing is off limits. Life is hard...laughing is a way of not caring what the world thinks of you and just laughing it out.

@LindaLoquita

4 жыл бұрын

Vale más que lo creas...jajaja al 💯

@nm93932

4 жыл бұрын

@@LindaLoquita verdad! Jaja

@stepheng6514

4 жыл бұрын

So does every kid in this country.Listen to comics of any color or culture,we're all fucked up and laughing at it saves us.

@skyecruzcruz2406

4 жыл бұрын

Spot on. Usually starts with your immediate family. My younger brothers used to rag on me & I would nail them every time. By the time I was in 6th grade, the class clown boy came to me the day b4 he was getting braces. I asked why? He said so you could prepare all your jokes. Ie brace, face metal mouth. Lol That's when I realized whatever anyone says that's not your identity. God bless

@nm93932

4 жыл бұрын

@@stepheng6514 I guess. 😊 I knew a higher up in our company that got fired because he "called"...insinuated....that a girl was fat, when he was conversing with someone about a size and trying to figure out if it would fit or not...he turned...saw the "fluffy" girl and asked the other person if the upper arms where about the same size as her or smaller. That was it...she left crying...and put a complaint on him for calling her fat in feont of everyone. 😒....seriously....low self esteem people are the most defensive....all she had to do was point all of his flaws right back at him....if one person can throw comments like that, he must be able to stand the comebacks...if not, he will learn not to say anything at all. That is how it is with us. If you are going to throw "shade"...you have better be able to take shade and not complaint. Lol but...yeah...I noticed that there is so much bullying...kids commiting suicide for those reasons...as a kid...I was bulliedlike crazy about me nose, my big eyes, my thin lips...😒...and I never got offended...I looked at them...and saw all their defects...and was wondering if thwy ever saw themselves in the mirror...I did...and I saw no issue....my nose was just like my dads nose, it was cute....I liked what I saw in the mirror. I guess since kids in our culture our own family roast us on our looks and we see that it is not just us that have defects, it is everyone...we hear nicknames, we see friends and family roast each other and it is back and forth thing. Everyone laughs and doesn't take it too serious...the onea that do take it too serious...everyone will spot and target...just for being a whinny baby. I had a cousin that always got roasted because we used to make jokes about him and his mom ( sorry auntie!! 😔) and he would just turn red and we just kept at it. It seems cruel...but life is cruel...we just got to survive it. In mexico filled with classism...a loor or middle class will live a life having to hear people calling you so many things and belittle you for your appearance and class and get away with it. What do you do...cry? Heck no!!!

‘’I can’t take my grandsons to the mall without an Amber alert going off.” Priceless!!!

Best clean comedy I have listened to - I could not stop laughing.

When you can't afford therapy. Comedy is free. You just learned something

@abourgeois2

2 жыл бұрын

Yesss!!

@texsis2112

Жыл бұрын

Right...! 😁

You’re a funny guy Dennis, even in Australia during the COVID19 Quarantine Shutdown. I’ve lost count of how many DRYBAR Comedians I’ve watched time after time. I love laughing. Thanks for the laughs

@RJFPme

2 жыл бұрын

I pray you regain your freedom.

@vernslaughter9957

2 жыл бұрын

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@kimrasch8471

2 жыл бұрын

I get Dry Bar comedy via KZread and Samsung TV Plus. Dennis, you're my favorite!

@edithdlp8045

2 жыл бұрын

I love dry bar too especially Dennis and Jeff Allen

@user-sg8wf5qo9s

2 жыл бұрын

Still watching, in Russia 😄

You are one of the very funniest out there. Talk about dry…… your delivery is off the charts wicked good. Thank you for the laughs and the joy. You are brilliant beyond words!!!!

He’s completely right 💯 We are all equal, but not the same, and no, there is no better or worse 😂 We are just different and that is by design, which means it’s a natural, beautiful thing we should embrace, learn from, and share 😎

Dennis, your delivery and content is brilliant and your voice is soothing yet energizing. You're a breath of fresh air in these tense times. Thank you for sharing your talent with us!

@JakeSmith-ux1xk

2 жыл бұрын

@Nekro Rotinvag funnier than you bro

@JakeSmith-ux1xk

2 жыл бұрын

Beth I have to agree. Every comedian I have seen on Dry bar has been great.

"You need to go see a non-smoking, drug-free, vegetarian, bisexual, handicapped, Native American, senior citizen, female that drives her electric car to a job at the recycling plant".

He is hilarious! There's something to be said about clean and wholesome comedy! So much better a hundred percent!

He has so many relatable jokes I want to join in and tell him my own stories lol.

Grow up poor You learn things Then, you wouldn't know if you had money. (I approve this message)

@alexanderphilip1809

3 жыл бұрын

Amen.

@user-dx5bn4yk4f

3 жыл бұрын

Verdad!

@m.d.1873

3 жыл бұрын

Beverly Hills....lol

@scottmiller6270

3 жыл бұрын

Yes Sir!

@huemanexperience1738

3 жыл бұрын

Yep!!! Which is why I'm a jack of all trades and a master of none..lol I tell people there's a difference between being poor and being po....Po is when you can't even afford the "or" at the end of the word!!

Refreshing to hear laughing about our diversities rather than always being offended about it

@tesmith47

3 жыл бұрын

Catering to white folks

@debbiehorn8263

3 жыл бұрын

Yea but did you see that guy in the blade shirt and baseball looking hat with his arms folded and chewing gum or something ? He didn't look too happy. Scary mad! I got the impression that Latinos aren't his favorite people .

@BobbySyGo

3 жыл бұрын

@@debbiehorn8263 Yup, I saw him too. I was thinking, if you're gonna be in a foul mood coming in, nothing anyone says will be funny...

@danarzechula3769

3 жыл бұрын

@@debbiehorn8263 but maybe he learned something that will pry his eyes open

@danarzechula3769

3 жыл бұрын

@@tesmith47 ???

He's a true comedy genius.

You are hilarious! Thank you for keeping jokes about different cultures alive. Out of my mom's 9 kids from 4 different Dad's, we are all white but my Lil brothers are 1/2 black, my two little sisters are so white they are transparent, My other sister's married Mexican, I married Italian, my cousins are from Thailand. We are thinking about creating a whole new race... or it's a small world Disney ride when you come to our celebrations

I don't know how he did, but I laughed and giggled for 44 minutes and 10 seconds without a pause. My face hurts af. Love him:D Definitely one of my favourite from DBC.

@epdlp4506

4 жыл бұрын

My favorite as well. I have seen his full special twice already.

@dulced6058

4 жыл бұрын

I'm watching it right now for the first time. He's so funny.. I'm laughing so loud that I'm waking up people 😂😂 I'll watch this again...too funny

My father initially told me "18" was the age to start dating THEN he changed it to 30. 😂

@dianaspicer5637

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I was told they would consider thinking about it when I'm retired and collecting social security. 4 older brothers, only girl. 😔 😥 💔 😢 😪 TGBTG!!

@Rita-23

2 жыл бұрын

@@dianaspicer5637 WOW 😲

@ROMVS

2 жыл бұрын

You didn't miss much lol, when you reach 30, you can easily see bs.

OMG This guy has me in stitches! Laugh after laugh, beautiful work sir. 😍

It's always heart warming to hear an appreciation to the vets...

You’ve really taught your audience the truth of our different cultures!!! God made us all different and equally beautiful. Thank you !🙏🏻😇😂✝️

My stomach hurts from laughing. 🤣😂🥴This guy is funny, pure talent. I’m glad this is on my feed. I believe it was sent by Divine design. This is the medicine we all need during this sad time in our world with the Coronavirus pandemic. This too shall pass! Searching for more videos by him. God bless you!🙏🏾

Loved him! This guy is great!

This man is insanely geniously hilarious !! There were jokes were it took a second or 2 then hit me 🤣

I just spit my tea out "are you going to keep it?! " I ♡ve him 🤣🤣

@roseducharme3836

10 ай бұрын

@@TravisMuller-lz4iv doing great .. hope you are also doing well!

@roseducharme3836

10 ай бұрын

@@TravisMuller-lz4iv the cold North East.. I am preserved well

@roseducharme3836

10 ай бұрын

@@TravisMuller-lz4iv ahhhh I am not available 🤣🤔🙄.

As a former Marine, that war never ending, therefore no jokes was funny as hell! 😆😆😆

@edithdlp8045

2 жыл бұрын

Thank you for your service. I was in the ARMY RESERVE in 1994 and we had a lot of respect for the MARINES because they are the first to go to war.

@lexifeldmann5353

2 жыл бұрын

I appreciated that quick break from your regular comedy to call out the branches and recognize them before launching right back into a nice brand of humor and comedy sorely missed in comedy.

@kimrasch8471

2 жыл бұрын

Once a Marine, always a Marine! Side note... Husker? Nebraska, right? A Wolverine Marine here! I LOVE Dennis Gaxiola!! Dry Bar has it's own channel on Samsung TV Plus !

@Weinmaste

2 жыл бұрын

@@kimrasch8471 ohh yeah, born and raised in Western Nebraska, Semper Fi brother!

@kimrasch8471

2 жыл бұрын

@@Weinmaste my dad retired from the USAF. At one time, we were stationed @ Offutt AFB

This was truly comedic. I laughed so hard my sides hurt! Truly.

I must see more of his stuff! Please book him on more specials please 🙏! 😊

"I got more joke I'm just looking at you guys" lol

I can't remember the last time I saw my mom laugh as hard as she did watching this. Every joke landed. Every.

I live in the south and this was hilarious. You wouldn't have to change a thing to do this routine here. Even throw in a Dale Earnhardt 🤣

Fav, fav, FAVORITE comedian! This man is GENIUS and truly authentic... Love his simple and genuine presence. What a breath of fresh air! I felt an inner joy and innocence watching and listening to him and belly laughing along with his deliverance of life's insane truth and the ridiculousness of how we take all of life's paradox so seriously. LOVE this man!!! He is connected to the Divine. 💖