I have No Patience For Stupid People. Mike James - Full Special
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In this full special titled "Souther Comfort" from Mike James, Mike talks about everything from homeschooling to natural birth and even tall people problems. Whether you're someone who got stuck homeschooling during 2020, or you're just someone who needs a good laugh, this full comedy special from Mike James is sure to have you laughing from start to finish.
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"If we can laugh together, we can live together ". Powerful.
@MrMonopolistic
3 ай бұрын
There's a lot of people I can laugh with BUT cannot live with! I laugh with my family but I enjoy my space and peace of mind!
@margaretwilliams7658
2 ай бұрын
@@MrMonopolistic, I was thinking it meant "live together" as in your own space, home, but in harmony.
@karmacheese
2 ай бұрын
If you can't fart together, you can't live together...
@GH-im3lj
2 ай бұрын
@margaretwilliams7658 Yes! you said it right!
@ThriveAliveJoshua
2 ай бұрын
Leadership....more and more people are waking up from the main stream media spells
This guy is funny, very personable too! "I don't get racism, there are so many other reasons to hate people" 😂 so true!
@ComedianMikeJames
4 ай бұрын
Thank u so much!
@marionholtzmann6872
4 ай бұрын
You are sending a very important message with your comedy, I really appreciate it. If more people would think like you and I in regards to skin color, and just get along and act to the principles of MLK, the world would be a much nicer place. I will be looking for more content from you. Happy New Year, and be safe!@@ComedianMikeJames
@ComedianMikeJames
4 ай бұрын
@marionholtzmann6872 Thank u for having an open mind and heart. And thank u for ur words and support!
@Lisa-pl6gv
4 ай бұрын
@@ComedianMikeJamesI'm at 61 year old white woman and you are killing it my friend! Keep it up, you're hilarious! 😁
@vegaadrian49
4 ай бұрын
Learn to hate 😢
Loveee it when a comedian doesn't have to cuss or use excessively explicit situations in jokes to be funny..that's real talent ❤❤
@ms.lisabailey1491
Ай бұрын
Amen
@ladaha1
Ай бұрын
That’s the goal of all drybar videos. The policy of their stage is to keep it clean. Check out more of their comedians.
@thunderandlight431
Ай бұрын
Thanks for that info@@ladaha1
@jaguar5455
Ай бұрын
They are funnier.
@user-jj6wl1df7p
Ай бұрын
This Youngan is awesome I wish he would of one to Tulsa Oklahoma he would have an sell out show ,like I know this man is busy ,I would pay not here a curse word
I like that. Stop watching the news because they are tying to make us divided and we are not. If we can laugh together we can live together. Amen!
@FreshAFUpcycle
4 ай бұрын
Yeah we are but it was funny
@tshepiempopi.11_11
4 ай бұрын
Amen!
@thejay3804
3 ай бұрын
It’s called the idiot box for a reason.
@ThriveAliveJoshua
2 ай бұрын
Leadership....more and more people are waking up from the main stream media spells
@MamaTreNiner
Ай бұрын
We had better pay attention to what's going on, or we'll look up and find out that MORE of our rights are gone!!! ✊🏿✊🏽✊️✊🏻💙💙💙
Love that African-American comedians are talking about racism with warmth in their heart that we can all get along. Huge respect. We;re all just human beings.
I just clicked in this video because “I don’t have patience with stupid people” 😂 Good to know I m not alone ☺️
@jenniferlindsey5480
3 ай бұрын
Ikr?! 😂😂😂
@TomHester-hx5sf
2 ай бұрын
I’m glad I’m not the only one I thought I was alone in this I don’t like stupid people either
@shadow7796
2 ай бұрын
I did the exact same thing.
@dandanjordan
Ай бұрын
Same
@lostcat9lives322
23 күн бұрын
Same, Same. Discernment in who you socialize with isn't a crime or a disease. It's sanity.
I’m just tall, I’m not a forklift 😂😂
@amybabbitt4198
3 ай бұрын
😂
@Timetravel1111
3 ай бұрын
Haa ha that was funny 😆 😊
@kenarco3765
2 ай бұрын
😂😂😂 hilarious
@JESUSISCALLINGYOU7
2 ай бұрын
That was so funny and unexpected! 😂
@nellamorra6728
Ай бұрын
haha... a forklift!!!
"If we can laugh together, we can live together." Couldn't have said it better! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
"I think I'm crowning." LMAO - This dude is funny.
@ComedianMikeJames
4 ай бұрын
Thank u!
@amybabbitt4198
3 ай бұрын
🤣🤣
@foy5051
Ай бұрын
Hiss water broke
He’s so funny and he didn’t poke fun at anyone. He just takes a funny look at life.
@lashinka2574
3 ай бұрын
I dunno, I'm a pretty tall woman and I felt he poked fun at me a bit. Was funny as hell though! Hahaha. 😂😂
@JESUSISCALLINGYOU7
2 ай бұрын
@@lashinka2574Hahahah! 😅
@ishko108
2 ай бұрын
Funny and not poking fun today, as a comedian, must be super hard. I can appreciate this.
This guy is awesome. Love his humor and take on reality of how elites attempt to divide us. "If we can laugh together we can live together."
@lesliepayne2047
4 ай бұрын
This is for covidl. Covid !!! Sickness, good health, l
@nope4no1
4 ай бұрын
Agreed. He was great! Would like to see more from him.
@darcarkon4409
4 ай бұрын
This guy had a at least one stroke.
@nope4no1
4 ай бұрын
@@darcarkon4409 What are you talking about??
@bernardlash4169
4 ай бұрын
Yep im a cracker! I love this guy!!!
I love stand-up and watch a ton of it, but it’s often hit or miss, even with the most talented comics. This guy blew me away. Every punchline was a total hit! And it’s so refreshing to read a comment section that is nothing but genuine appreciation and props. Totally made my night!
@Geminicricketi
Ай бұрын
Give me some content. Name your favorites pieces. And your favorite style of comedy.
@Geminicricketi
Ай бұрын
Please
@alisab4811
22 күн бұрын
Just a few off the top of my head and In no particular order, Bill burr Earthquake Ms pat Theo Vaughn Taylor Tomlinson Sam Jay Tiffany haddish Tom segura Ron white Bert Kreischer (alot of ppl don't like him, if you have kids I think you will) Matt rife Ricky Gervais Hannibal bureas Hannah Gatsby
Why is this guy not more popular. Hilarious. The teacher boyfriend joke made me laugh really loud in my car by myself. Lol
@LeahB31
3 ай бұрын
Same
@PuffKitty
25 күн бұрын
I sure didn't see that coming 🙈
I clicked because of the title. It's a mutual feeling.😂😂😂 Seriously. Definitely worth it!
@carleonking010
4 ай бұрын
Lmao same! I had to click
@Cheezy616
2 ай бұрын
Same 😂
@karinastachowicz450
Ай бұрын
Me too
@alisab4811
22 күн бұрын
Yup!
"Because gravity don't care!" "If I have a gun and you have a daddy long legs, you win!" 😂
You can’t be a criminal with arachnophobia, you also can’t be a criminal that knows what arachnophobia is. 😅
@ComedianMikeJames
4 ай бұрын
Lol..... touché
@ishko108
2 ай бұрын
What if you're just a mad scientist criminal? 🤓
A comedian who is funny AND doesn’t shout! Cool! Thank you!
@AC-hj9tv
4 ай бұрын
Srsly "get it???! I'M FUNNY!"
@tshepiempopi.11_11
4 ай бұрын
@@AC-hj9tv what?😂😂
@AC-hj9tv
4 ай бұрын
@@tshepiempopi.11_11 happy new year 😎
@gamerblisters
2 ай бұрын
YOU LIVE IN A DESERT!!!
@lotusphoenix8
2 ай бұрын
And he's not cussing all over the place.
This man is amazing! He blends everything together to make a perfect representation of life today in comical form. Bravo!👏
@ComedianMikeJames
4 ай бұрын
I appreciate that!
An applause for Drybar for bringing back full specials. 👏 👏 👏
@bethanysmith8926
4 ай бұрын
0:59 1:26 1:26 😮ji
@jenniferlindsey5480
3 ай бұрын
Yes yes!
This made me laugh so hard. One of the best standups I have seen in a long time.
@magnificentmuttley154
4 ай бұрын
Mike talks about how dating a woman who's taller than you doesnt work... Well, it was Kevin Hart who said that when he started dating her, someone walked up & asked his girl "Whats your son's name?" Kevin's response: "Since when do I look like I'm 12?? She's not even old enough to have a son with a _DRIVER'S LICENSE..._ Look at me! Don't you dare tell me I don't look old enough to drive! !" 😂😂😂
@AWholeVibe96
4 ай бұрын
@@magnificentmuttley154 😂😂😂 Kevin is crazy as hell
If we can laugh together, we can live together. That is epic. Another one I love, we are just walking each other home. EVERY one of us has the spark within, we all belong together and we need more folks spreading that news ✌️❤️
@curtisg4817
3 ай бұрын
Yes we are all one. All living this actually
Mike James. Hilarious. He makes it seem so easy. I couldn't stop laughing. I love a great comic. Thanks Mike. 😂🤣🤟♥️👏🎄
That delivery is perfect. I was in tears 😂😂😂
@ComedianMikeJames
4 ай бұрын
That's awesome! Thank u!
@DennisCole-ye3er
4 ай бұрын
"Mike you awesome!! You freaking rock dude!!! You Gon take over!! Be in the top tier!!! I freaking love ♥️♥️ you dude!! One black man to another!!! And I'm one of the gangster Christians from the hood!!! 🤣🤣😂😂😂😂 Bless you Mike!! Love your spirit, its very sweet and open!! Your a beautiful, great soul!!!"
This dude is awesome! The switch on his jokes are so well done. I hope to see more of him soon!
@ComedianMikeJames
4 ай бұрын
I really appreciate that!
Mike! You are such a naturally GREAT comedian!! Keep going strong, Mike! I can't wait until you have your own comedy show full time! You DEFINATELY have a wonderful personality and you grew into a beautiful, kind, loving person and a very handsome man!!😊
This guy is great! He needs a special or two!
@ComedianMikeJames
4 ай бұрын
I appreciate that!
Not sure why I clicked on this video over all the others on my feed, but I’m guessing it was my guardian angel pushing me towards a comedic blessing! Thank you, Mike James, for sharing your brilliance with the world! ❤
@hakunamatata7411
3 ай бұрын
THIS!!!!!!! 🫡🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾
@traceyroyer993
3 ай бұрын
Genius title! He and his people are on point! 🎯 I like his humor, style and kindness. It all feels genuine to me. ☮
Funny routine, smooth delivery--kept us laughing the whole time!
I love his delivery. Just goes in slow, then takes a sharp left, then a u-turn. Very silly.
Now whenever I see a bug in my car I think I must’ve left the doors unlocked! 😂😂 He’s fantastic!
Mike James is absolutely a riot, laughed so hard. Awesome special!
@ComedianMikeJames
4 ай бұрын
Thank u so much!
@kingayy9267
4 ай бұрын
@ComedianMikeJames That's cool you're replying to comments! Loved the set, especially the little Shyamalan twists at the end of your jokes. You're hilarious!
MOM: "I'm having natural child birth" DAD: "Oh, that's gonna hurt"😂
@ComedianMikeJames
4 ай бұрын
Thank GOD for women!
Aboslutely brilliant, love his humor, he actually made me laugh out loud many times. Great comedian
@ComedianMikeJames
4 ай бұрын
I really appreciate that!
GREAT SET! Loads of sensible PSAs delivered in a fun intelligent format. Hope he makes it to the big time, thoroughly deserves it!
26 minutes of pure funny. this man is hilarious!!!
Amen! If we can laugh together, we can live together!
Solid writing, timing and delivery. Smooth set.
Amen brother... if we can laugh together we can live together! Whats up with certain ppl these days???
I’ve watched, probably 100 comedians on Drive, and he’s one of the few that actually made me lol, his jokes are long stories, but they’re funny as heck and they’re unpredictable, his delivery is perfect, he never laughs at his own jokes either just keeps going, he keeps your attention, waiting for the punchline 😂
His wife’s really lucky. He’s a really good looking man and he’s funny.
@ComedianMikeJames
4 ай бұрын
Thank u but I'm the lucky one. I think she lost in this deal lol
@AC-hj9tv
4 ай бұрын
@@ComedianMikeJamesbased reply
I had never heard of him before! Absolutely love his comedy! His delivery is on point!!! Going to see if he has any other videos on KZread! ♥️
@ComedianMikeJames
4 ай бұрын
Thank u so much!
@cookied6153
4 ай бұрын
@@ComedianMikeJamesyou are awesome!
The amount I screamed 😂 especially the farting in his sleep & woke himself up, I have literally done that! 😂
"If we can laugh together, we can live together!" ❤
Fixing to finish this video up but I'm at 18 min and I have to say that I don't want this video to end! I'm an aspiring comedian and I'm very harsh and critical when watching other comedians with absolutely 💯 no right to be 😅 But this guy has my heart in every aspect of what kind of a comedian I aspire to be. He absolutely rocked this set! ❤❤❤😂😂😂
Effortlessly FUNNY! A natural comedian. Great callbacks, perfect timing.. I'd definitely love to see this dude live
@Auggievf
4 ай бұрын
You know this has got to be just him having one of his normal conversations. He's probably like this every day ❤
@maryrosekent8223
4 ай бұрын
@@Auggievf And his friends were always telling him “Dang, Mike, you should be a comedian!”
Skilled comedian - his timing is perfect.
Really like this man’s great sense of humor ! Has lovely morals all joking aside, and a real man !
@DennisCole-ye3er
4 ай бұрын
❤❤"And your a REAL WOMAN, BEAUTIFUL!! Hey SEXIE, HOW YOU DOING????? You like to chocolate dip???"
@DennisCole-ye3er
4 ай бұрын
❤❤"And your a REAL WOMAN, BEAUTIFUL!! Hey SEXIE, HOW YOU DOING????? You like to chocolate dip??? Not hitting on you, just asking. "
@ComedianMikeJames
4 ай бұрын
Thank u so much!
Some really clever lines and perfect delivery, love the calmness about the whole set--- hope you get more exposure and recognition man
I am a white puertorican woman.....I loved his line 'earn the hate' Brilliant! 🤣
@declamatory
4 ай бұрын
"Jews" aren't White, though.
😂🤣😂 Mike James delivered a great message through comedy! ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ ✅ Well done! 👍👍❤️ 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
@magnificentmuttley154
4 ай бұрын
Mike talks about how dating a woman who's taller than you doesnt work... Well, it was Kevin Hart who said that when he started dating her, someone walked up & asked his girl "Whats your son's name?" Kevin's response: "Since when do I look like I'm 12?? She's not even old enough to have a son with a _DRIVER'S LICENSE..._ Look at me! Don't you dare tell me I don't look old enough to drive! !" 😂😂😂
@jascott1983
4 ай бұрын
@@magnificentmuttley154 True. However, in comedy you will find many of the same topics covered by many comedians, however it's the personal structure, delivery cadence, and stage presence of each comedian that can continue to make these and other jokes funny. Happy Holidays to you 🧑🎄🎄
@patrickmoore6973
4 ай бұрын
Definitely 5 star comedian!!!
In 20 minutes this man has summed up my life. ❤🙏👍
“ You breathe too much. “ 😂
Absolutely funny and isn't vulgar ...I will be watching for him in the future
Dude slightly resembles KevOnStage. But fr, this is my first time seeing him perform and I enjoyed it. He has a smooth set.
@domino2oh-riginal
Ай бұрын
Sounds like him too
If a person closes their eyes, we are all the same, if not full of hate or have mental health issues. Thanks for making me laugh. 👷🤣
Hes fabulous, funny all the way through.
That little giggle following his jokes is so sweet. 🐱🐱
I have never seen such perfect comedic timing and delivery that so well hid the paraprosdokian it was impossible to see it coming.
@science4ever025
4 ай бұрын
Just how long have you been waiting to use that word??
@alexahawkins6519
4 ай бұрын
@@science4ever025 right? 😂😂😂 Took me to my dictionary, tho 😊
@AWholeVibe96
4 ай бұрын
@@science4ever025😂😂😭 Stop ittt
@Heatbox21
4 ай бұрын
We've all done it tho lol
This was sooo good! Impeccable delivery and so natural and funny. Kept me guessing the whole time
Mike James is so funny! Laughing is so good for the soul!
When he said "Baby there's somebody at the door for you."😂
Very funny man! Wish him all the best in his career.
This guy is hilarious.
😂😂 He’s too smooth with the delivery Lol
I had a co worker at my day job tell me he puts creamer in his coffee so he doesn't get addicted to caffeine lol I was like uhh... pretty sure that's not how it works buddy 😂🤦
@amandaphillips4344
4 ай бұрын
My son keeps throwing in my face he hasn't drank pop and caffeine in over 2 years.He came home on leave n I watched him GUZZLE 3 primes in a row🤨
@thevolatilitywhisperer7616
4 ай бұрын
@@amandaphillips4344 bottles or cans?
@amandaphillips4344
4 ай бұрын
@@thevolatilitywhisperer7616 bottles
@adamwilliams2679
4 ай бұрын
If he's like my daughter he's probably addicted to the creamer now😂
First saw him on Nate Bargatze comedy special and on the Nateland podcast. He is so funny! On the stage and just talking on the pod. Funny guy, definitely a fan.
@shannon4768
4 ай бұрын
Thanks for the tip! New-ish Bargatze fan, didn't know about Podcast or Mike 😁 Happy Christmas 🤱💖👶💖👑
Very relatable and funny ,could not stop laughing. 😂😂😂 Really made my day .👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻🇦🇺
I was with my wife for 7 years before we married. Been married almost 3 years now.
Love love love Mike James. You've gotta watch this one.
First time seeing Mike, I was impressed. Good job!
💚We are all not that different. We are not divided💚
@ComedianMikeJames
4 ай бұрын
I really appreciate that! Thank u!
Relatable humour! Thank you Mike ✌🏼 A generous dose of what we All need. Blessed Be.
First time hearing Mike James. I love this dude, his delivery is on point. Mike, if I see ya around, the hook...I mean beer is on me
Absolutely hilarious, 😂😂 Drybar with another banger!
He killed that crowd tough demographic for a black comedian mostly older white couples in the audience. Give him his props 💯
@angelagreen5654
4 ай бұрын
This comment 🎯
@Lisa-pl6gv
4 ай бұрын
I think we can all relate to a lot of what he's saying. I hate spiders too! 😀
Great set ups! He's a comic genius!
@ComedianMikeJames
4 ай бұрын
I appreciate that so much!
Very good. I still enjoy the good clean humor.
Thoroughly enjoyed this set from beginning to end. New fan of Mike.
the teacher joke was really well done! Superb!
I'm just tall, I'm not a fork lift 😂😂😂
Hilarious! He will go extremely far. 👍🏼🤣🤣
This guy is so funny. I love jokes that lead you and then totally t-bone you!
Never seen him before but he was hilarious!!! Perfect to end my long day after work!!!
Wow this guy is hilarious!!! Before this clip i had never heard of him, now I am trying to find and watch anything of his i can! I don't think I've heard a single profanity either but he is hilarious! Like hurt your ribs laughing hilarious!
Great witty comedy and great relatable stories! 😂
Mike James, you speak truth!!! I love your humor, and you message!
@ComedianMikeJames
4 ай бұрын
Thanks so much!
Haha I'm 6' and I'm afraid of heights too!!! There is more distance for our heads to pick up speed and smash into the concrete (I'm not sure if gravity works that way or not, but I was also afraid going down really steep hills in the car because I thought hitting the brakes would make the back end flip over the front 😂🤣).
I'd def watch this guy again.
@ComedianMikeJames
4 ай бұрын
Please do! Thank u!
I hope to see more of his comedy! He’s great! Solid set!
This dude's hilarious! Great timing too! 🤣🍻
This was a really great set…I laughed a lot.
Hilarious comedian. So glad i came across this. Love his sense of humor
It’s not the amount of breathing it’s the volume of the breathing 😂😂
He's great at this😂
Great flow. Which is the key in my opinion (rap, comedy, public speaking)
@ComedianMikeJames
4 ай бұрын
Thank u!
Clicked on accidentally. Watched It twice! Mike brilliantly portrays everyday life into classical humor!
14:51-14:54 I'm so glad I didn't have a chance to drink my juice before you got to this part. I was bent over DOUBLE laughing.
I love the delivery and his punch lines.. you have a few new fans @mikejames
This was so good! 😂😂😂Every joke landed! Hope to see him doing more stand-up🙌🏾
This is the best Christian comedy I’ve heard in a long time. God bless you!