HE'S BACK! THAS WHAT I'M TALKIN ABOUT!

@demitrisolvinski

Жыл бұрын

that tag line is annoying tbh

@brittanyholtgreven4106

Жыл бұрын

@@demitrisolvinski you obviously didn't watch the first special

@nhokonhokopuala

Жыл бұрын

Hehehehehehe He is hilarious ♥️😂🤣🤣😂

@ZainaDancer

Жыл бұрын

I say that all the time now...with the fist pump! I also say "pretty cool, huh?" Like Jose's mum said when she killed the chicken!!🤣

@Sarah_Elizabeth_Mitchell

Жыл бұрын

@ZainaDancer this made me giggle. I need to start using that too! 🤣

As a former US Army paratrooper, I'm loving this guy. I'm reminded of one of Murphy's Laws of Combat that states: "if it looks stupid but it works, it's not stupid."

@saltygenes

Жыл бұрын

As a former carer of what you typed, Noone cares you were a paratrooper. Dork

@Adam.Rushing

Жыл бұрын

Former infantryman here....I almost died with the mortar attack story - "couldn't put the clip in the gun". My two deployments we were shuttled back and forth by these sky jockies in C-130s, funny crew. On the first, they had such a relaxed demeanor, yet here we (19 yr old kids) were getting ready for our first lead dodging...it was the funniest contradiction of stress levels I think I've ever seen.

@ruthkletke

Жыл бұрын

@Repent and believe in Jesus Christ AHHHH......a Scientologist

@davidtilley6016

9 ай бұрын

Did you just call him stupid? 🤣

@3VILmonkey

9 ай бұрын

@@davidtilley6016 Nope.

This dude is 44, he's a vampire alright. Can Netflix give a spot already ? He is super talented and funny

@ollie1753

Жыл бұрын

ppl in their 40s today don't look old anymore like they did back then. my sibling is in their 40s and ppl still mistake them for being in their late 20s. looking young at 40 is normal because 40 IS young in this day and age......

@edithdlp8045

Жыл бұрын

I am 47 and have a son who is 22. People have asked me if he is my younger brother.

@sisifyme

Жыл бұрын

They're asleep at the wheel. Wake up, Netflix!

@lillithdv8

Жыл бұрын

@@edithdlp8045 Years ago my Mum and my older brother went to get their driver's lic together and they thought he was her boyfriend, as in she was 17 and he 37. I've never laughed harder in my life

@OldsmobileCutlass1969Va

Жыл бұрын

I was 7 years older than my ex... At a restaurant the server asked if I was treating my mom for dinner 😱🤣🤣🤣

🤣 As a blindingly white Caribbean Colombian immigrant who lived in Texas for 24 years and constantly gets told "You're not Colombian" by gringos, this is hilarious.

@crazypeopleonsunday7864

8 ай бұрын

If you're White, or at least look White, would you not also be a 'gringo' yourself?

@Anil18834

8 ай бұрын

I'm one of those. Plus my ex-husband was so white that we'd be walking in Bogotá along the Parque de la 93 and kids would ask him for 1 USD in English 😂😂😂

@ATB462

8 ай бұрын

@@crazypeopleonsunday7864 No, whiteness has nothing to do with being a gringo - gringo means foreigner - being of Colombian birth and bloodline I do not qualify.

@ATB462

8 ай бұрын

@@Anil18834 🤣

@crazypeopleonsunday7864

8 ай бұрын

@@ATB462 Oh, ok. Thanks for the clarification.

Funniest comedian ever!! Love you Jose! “Scientology may not be real, but their legal department is definitely real.” 😂😂

@Robert08010

Жыл бұрын

Best joke, because Scientology IS a joke.

@tredogzs

6 ай бұрын

Bigotry and discrimination is real funny when it comes for YOU! Defend everyone... or you are going to be defending yourself next.

Both specials absolutely knocked it out of the ballpark. Jose is hilarious.

23:34 My husband is a flight instructor in Del Rio right now-we actually moved here a year ago. Jose's plastered smile as he says, "...It's great, isn't it?" pretty much sums up how we feel being assigned here lol. We even live five minutes from the Chick-fil-A he mentions 😆

I am a white hispanic similar to Sarduy. My family is from Spain and Portugal. I am always told that I am to white to be hispanic when hispanic is not a race but a culture. There are white hispanics as well as black hispanics and all the shades in-between.

@luisaymerich9675

Жыл бұрын

Not just shades but features too. I once had an Asian lady talk to me in Chinese or something. I just have that look.

@D22queen

Жыл бұрын

If your familial origins are Spain and Portugal alone, then how does that make you a Hispanic instead of a Spaniard/European?

@luisaymerich9675

Жыл бұрын

@@D22queen Spaniards are the original Hispanics. The term Hispanic is in reference to Hispania the eastern part of the Iberian peninsula in Europe during the Roman empire. Hispania later became Spain. The western part of the Iberian peninsula was Lusitania which layer became Portugal. Some people make the mistake of thinking that Portuguese and Brazilians are Hispanic. The proper designation is Luso in reference to Lusitania.

@laurahutzel1707

Жыл бұрын

@@D22queen look up definition of Hispanic - people, cultures, or countries related to Spain, the Spanish language, or Hispanidad. The term commonly applies to Spaniards and Spanish-speaking populations and countries in Hispanic America and Hispanic Africa, which were formerly part of the Spanish Empire due to colonization.

@edithdlp8045

Жыл бұрын

@@luisaymerich9675 thank you. You are absolutely correct 👏

So happy to get another special from this guy! He reminds me so much of Jake Peralta from Brooklyn 99😂

@junior29557

Жыл бұрын

Same

@MegaGermanShepherds

Жыл бұрын

Same! I was wondering if he was at first.

@pakahn2051

Жыл бұрын

SAMERS!

@wyleong4326

Жыл бұрын

99! Imagine this to be one of his father’s love Child lol

@bookworldtraveler30

Жыл бұрын

Yes!! I thought the same! Looks and personality 🤣🤣

Yay, a second special! Congratulations Jose! This is just in time for anyone struggling with Christmas blues. Jose recanting reacting to his dad being a fighter pilot is hilarious. 😹 Merry Christmas Jose! 💜✝️🎄

Oh my god, I was a teenage loadmaster on C-130s (I enlisted at 17, my parents gladly signed the paperwork), that bit had me crying laughing. I can't even talk about some of the things we did. I will never regret my time in the Air Force, it was life changing.

I LOVE Jose he's so fricken funny his first Dry Bar special still makes me laugh and I've seen it at least 20 times

@wendynothaft8197

Жыл бұрын

Thanks. I'm gonna definitely gonna check that out. What refreshing new humor! I needed this! God bless funny!❤💪💪❤🙃

@sentientplant9658

Жыл бұрын

@LittleLamaLatte I just look at my mom whenever something freaks her out and go, "PRETTY COOL, HUH!?"

@elizabethhegna6319

Жыл бұрын

“That’s what I’m talking about!”

"That worked for the first chicken" That delivery was GOLDEN 🤣

The looks when his Step Dad says.. "I used to fly those" Absolute Gold.

Thanks, Jose for the laughter and your service to our country

He is so funny! And likable, too! His delivery is great.. he just had a natural talent for this! Great job!🤣

A kid I grew up with, my brother's best friend, went to the USAF Academy and became a cargo pilot. Have your ever seen a C-5? They make a 747 look like a Piper. Anyone who can fly that thing has my respect. As for the Latino color spectrum: my Jamaican grandparents and their siblings emigrated to Cuba, Costa Rica, Panama, and the UK. And that's just my dad's side. I just tell people I'm Caribbean American because it's complicated beyond that. One cousin is on Costa Rica's World Cup team.

@explosivereactionstv7414

Жыл бұрын

Yo that’s actually cool

@kristinesmart3134

Жыл бұрын

Just goes to prove: WE ARE ALL MANY BEAUTIFUL COLORS AND HUES!!!

@Questfinder1

Жыл бұрын

My husband is undercover rican. His mom was white/native american, his dad puerto rican. He and his brothers do not look puerto rican in anyway. Unless he gets a tan during the summer and people are like..... Wait your Hispanic?

@robinschwartz6977

Жыл бұрын

I love the term Carribean American!

Guy is funny, quirky, down to earth. One of my favorites.

I don't always watch Dry Bar Comedy, but when I do it's Jose Sarduy. Stay funny tocayo! THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!

I am thrilled to see Jose back for another Dry Bar special. He is the funniest comedian on stage.

@iheartigloos

Жыл бұрын

He's the only comedian on stage....bah dum bum 😋 I think I'm funnier than I am so 🐻 with me

Seeing this guy months ago after my accident really helped me forget the pain even for a couple of minutes, now seeing him again after full healing and doing well I'm happy to laugh at his special all over again

@lanalove6704

6 ай бұрын

Laughter is the best medicine!😆🤍

@nanditosilaen656

2 ай бұрын

yeah laughing make you feel better.

I was very happy to see that you got to do a 2nd show on Dry Bar! I thoroughly enjoyed them both. You’re a great storyteller! Thank you for your service, also!

Warning: do not watch Jose Sarduy while eating - choking hazard all the time! I talk from experience, just couldn't stop laughing, he gets better and better every special. Please, Dry Bar, bring him back regularly. P.S.: Also, please correct the spelling of his last name on the video, it's Sarduy, not Sarudy. Thanks and more thanks 💖

@tcmirsky

Жыл бұрын

AGREED. Thank you, I was scrolling through the comments searching for somebody who mentioned the spelling.

@mikeserot1410

Жыл бұрын

Listen to his uncensored stuff. I had an asthma attack listening to his dirty material!

@ZainaDancer

Жыл бұрын

@Gabriela Silva I agree with yours and just about everybody else's comments! I've been a super fan since that very first special and I've been waiting for the second one. I also commented that I wish they would fix his name in the title that shows while you're watching the video; it's unfortunate that they made that boo-boo.

@emiliadavis8247

Жыл бұрын

@@tcmirsky so discouraging to know he does that. Ugh. You just burst my bubble. Wont listen past these first 5 minutes.

@14SweetTeaRexes

Жыл бұрын

Appreciate the warning! I’m serious! 😅

"Chickens are birds.." Couldn't help but be reminded of the hilarious episode from "WKRP Cincinnati" starring Howard Hessman's quote: "Turkey's can fly..right??" 🤣🤣

@ginaibmeubu2419

Жыл бұрын

I love Mr. Carlson’s reply. “As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly! “. That Thanksgiving special I laughed so hard, and I believe I was only 11 or 12 years old at the time.

@phnipnip

Жыл бұрын

"The Pinedale shopping mall has just been bombed with live turkeys. Film at 11." First thing I thought of too.

@123JWJWJW

3 ай бұрын

Reminds me of a coworker who once asked how chickens milk their young. 😂

They spelled his name on the top of the screen as Sarudy and it's Sarduy...I can't be the only one that noticed...

@jenniferell4947

Жыл бұрын

I noticed it right away as well. Just wanted to scroll through the comments before I posted about it. Glad you did. 🙂

@masjter

Жыл бұрын

That's what I'm talking about!!!

@eddychesterfield

Жыл бұрын

We need to upvote this comment - @drybarcomedy needs to fix the spelling of his name. He deserves better. Unless he can find a joke in there for his 3rd special!

@iheartigloos

Жыл бұрын

​@@eddychesterfield - haha, good call! I'll be on the lookout for if he does make a joke about it!

@sariahhayford3331

Жыл бұрын

So glad they fixed it in the video title, but the watermark on the video is still wrong :-(

FINALLY!!! Since his first one I've been dying to see more from him! Can't wait to see him blow up, he's Hilarious!!!

As a Venezuelan Aviation Historian, the F-86 story caught me as a big surprise!!!

I freaking love Jose! He is so funny. Every time my mum hears the story about his roommate farting she taught so hard she weezes and has trouble breathing.

@FigaroHey

Жыл бұрын

She 'taught so hard she weezes and has trouble breathing...' I had days like that back in my days as a college instructor, when I had a 120-minute lecture and had to do it in 80 minutes.

Joselito, corazon, estas hermoso. Espero que muy pronto, Dios te de la mujer perfecta para ti. Muchas gracias por llevar tus raíces con orgullo y compartir tu buen sentido del humor. Mis padres son Mexicanos y ellos me enseñaron a valorar a las personas. Valientes son todos los Cubanos que dejan su tierra y familia por un futuro insierto en un país con lengua desconocida. Saludos a tus padres.

With love, from Austria. One Euro is for your father, cause thats what im talking about!

@srvgonzalez

Жыл бұрын

Are you in Austria , how como do you Watch this Show 😅

@markus_EU_AT

Жыл бұрын

@@srvgonzalez yes i am in austria. I dont understand “how como”.

I remember seeing your first special and was searching for more! Happy to see your second one! Such a funny guy 😂😂😂😂 hope to see more of you!!! 👏👏👏

Oh my God this guy... I'm rolling on the ground in tears every time I listen to him especially when he talks about the Air Force stuff 😀

He’s like the “it” girl of male comedians. Man’s got it all 🤌

@roxbad1157

Жыл бұрын

He really , really has "it" all! A pleasure to watch , hear and....imagine.....

@lydiaalba3255

8 ай бұрын

And then Matt Rife walks on stage and....feral is the word.

@Shaytan.666

3 ай бұрын

@@lydiaalba3255 the world didn't had to see such disgrace like mop

Jose has GOT to be one of my favorite comedians

He is so freaking cute and hilarious.

I LOVE Jose!! So happy to see him back again!! Needed to laugh today!

Jason killed it again! Thanks for the early Christmas gift Dry Bar, he's one of my absolute favorites. ♥♥

@heavnxbound

Жыл бұрын

“Oh no, he introduced the wrong guy! He said Jose was coming up, that is clearly a Jason” 😂

@edithdlp8045

Жыл бұрын

😅 it's Jose.

@marcieheiner3934

Жыл бұрын

No papi. You no can be Jose. You look like a policeman. Hahahahahah

@heavnxbound

Жыл бұрын

@@edithdlp8045 Watch the beginning of his first special :)

@D1SC1PULUS

Жыл бұрын

"The guy from immigration! The guy from immigration! *Everybody scatters*"

omg im crying, he's freaking hilarious!!!

As soon as I realized it was a new special, I dropped everything to watch it. Shout out to all my fellow -freddie- raw chicken colored latinos

🤣 lol your stuff! That 18 yr old Loadmaster and the chickens... great story! That was me, sort of. C-123B Loadmaster, Coast Guard, stationed on Guam. 18 yrs old, having the time of my life. That was 54 yrs ago, I'm now 72. Best time of my life with lots of crazy memories. Some equally comical. Thanks for making me laugh!

I have never clicked on a video faster. CONGRATS JOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jose, we’ve missed you! So glad you have a new special!

I have not stopped talking about your first special! So good! I am a crazy Hispanic mama, my kids will have stories... lol.

@winonafeldner6682

Жыл бұрын

That was fantastic! Keep it up!

Jose Sarduy is just such a top class comedian!! Really great story teller and his voices and accents are in the right time and place! Waiting for the next special already!!

Love, love, love Jose! He's soooo funny!

That's what I am talkin about 🤣so funny, always a watch. Great job Jose!

Another awesome special of Jose’s. That’s what I’m talkin’ about!

One of my top 5 favorites from dry bar! Absolutely 💯

This dude is awesome. One of my favorites I've seen on Dry Bar. Glad he got another special.

Love this guy! He was awesome in the 1st special...and this was great too! ❤️ 💖 💕

This guys is HILARIOUS😂 !!! I want to see more from him.

Thank you for your service, and your funny show!

So glad (and surprised!) to see a new Jose Sarduy special!! An all-time favorite! He has by FAR the best Dry Bar specials, period. SO excited that you might make another one. KEEP GOING!!

We love you, Jose and we’ve missed you!!! ❤️🤣🤣👍🏼

He is absolutely hysterical 🤣 ! Latina love from Portland Oregon

Great! Love all of his shows he's done! Can't wait to see where he goes with his comedy career. P.S. note for the editing team at DBC: I think someone misspelled his name in the DBC title stamp in upper left - the one that shows up during video. (Just want him to get the proper credit in every way - including his name being recognized). Good luck, Jose!

@nanakat6989

Жыл бұрын

I was trying to figure out how Sarudy was pronounced Sarduy🤣

@yolakin8210

Жыл бұрын

@@nanakat6989 it’s Basque.

Sir, you are one funny comedian! We appreciate the military jokes as we've all been there too!!!

Jose Sarduy is GREAT!! And I love Dry Bar. I wonder if they can fix the spelling of his name in the watermark.

We love seeing his stuff pop up on here and Facebook. He is my favorite by far. ♥️♥️♥️♥️

So enjoy his style and he is super funny … more please!!!

It doesn't matter what kind of day you're having. It could be the worst day of your life, and it was for me once. I found Jose's first Dry Bar special and laughed every single minute. I felt so good afterwards that his first special, and now his second one, remain at the top of my watch list and will never leave. I watched these at least once a week just to top off my smiles. Thank you Jose. Side note: everytime I find myself saying "pretty cool", all I can think of is Jose's mum and the chicken, LOL! 🐔🤣💜 (Wish they would fix the spelling of his last name on the title of this video)

I think I found my soul mate! I drive a Prius in Texas while listening to NPR ! He's funny and fine 😃

@sitcomchristian6886

Жыл бұрын

But are your farts rank?

Love you Jose. Really funny, clever, unique.

You’re great! It’s good to hear military stories as a fellow veteran from Miami 🙌🏽

Jose is my favorite!!! Comedy perfection and man, he's cute af

Saw him on a cruise and loved him, awesome to see him come on my feed again!

Was laughing the whole time! 🤣 hope to see him perform live one day

Another hilarious special from Jose! 😂❤

Jose, a pleasure. So happy to see another special!

Get this guy to Hollywood ASAP. He is too funny and needs to be shared with the world. He is the best comedian I've ever heard.

This is literally one of the most hilarious men alive! Always leaves me laughing so hard I cry!

Thanks! I saw your first special and it was just as hilarious 😂😂 Keep going!!

I’m going to have to look this guy up! He is wonderful, I learned not to try to take more than tiny sips of my beverage😂

The way he delivers his jokes are so perfect LMAO😂

Very funny, very astute and very good looking. Loved this set.

Ok, didn't expect this. Funny as Hell!

I've watched 2 of his shows back to back today 😂😂

This guy...is absolutely awesome! What an amazing person too. Loved it!

As a Latin, we come in all shades of white, black, asian, Arab, and the all in between. We are NOT a race nor ethnicity but rather a culture, and every country is vastly different culturally and linguistically. Y'all need to travel people, its the best Education.

@bellacn3892

Жыл бұрын

Well said. We all come in different flavours and colours. That's for sure..

@jjllama2305

Жыл бұрын

There are asian latin?

@eyeswideopen360

Жыл бұрын

@@jjllama2305I wondered the same?!

@eyeswideopen360

Жыл бұрын

And I’ve traveled extensively.

@edithdlp8045

Жыл бұрын

FINALLY. Someone with knowledge. Thank you.

I love his performances. I just cried multiple times because I laughed so hard.

I happened to come across this a couple of days ago. He is hilarious 😂. Very clean jokes. Keep it coming, please. Thank you.

Thanks!

Thank you for your Service, Jose, and to all of our Troops who will not be home for Christmas, may God continue to bless you. Also praying for the 6M Ukrainians who have no heat, power and/or water in the freezing temps. Father God... We are so lucky to be Americans. ⚘ 🙏 ❤ 🙏 ⚘

Excellent set ,one can be a professional in one field and a professional still in others,well done.

I laughed sooo hard during your first special...watched it multiple times since then. 😂😀🤣

Jose!!! I’m so glad you got another special! Love your jokes man!

Finally! I've been dying for DryBar to post this! Everyone I showed the first special to loved it

You've got to love him, he's soo charismatic and funny. Definitely one of my favourite comedians.

I've been looking for Jose's next show. He's so funny. I love his mom jokes. 💕🐞💙

Thank you for making me laugh. My son was also AF, but he was Security Forces/SWAT, and OSI. In your first routine you talked about how Security Forces was pumped for something to go down, you were so right!!! My kid was writing tickets at the gate more then others cruising Lackland. I relate to your mom and being worried. When my son was deployed and something was on the news, I was calling right away! My son would say, geez mom, I’m not even in that country! 😂

Waiting for a third special!!!

I enjoyed the first special, but it didn't leave me hungry for more. Knocked it out of the park on this one, though. Jumped him toward the top of my list of favorite dry bar comedians.

Merry Christmas Jose! Love your act! This has been a tough year and I laughed so much I almost cried. Keep the laughs coming! God Bless and thank you again.

I LOVE YOU MAN!!! I'VE WATCHED HIM SO MANY TIMES I'M GONNA CRY 😭😭😭😭

Is he aware of how handsome he is?

@roxbad1157

Жыл бұрын

I'm sure he is....more than aware....

Okay, so I was just listening to this while driving to work, and I started cry laughing. Luckily, everyone is safe, but that was the most terrifyingly hilarious drive of my life.

I am also a white Cuban. Half Cuban, half Polish so yeah. The Cuban jokes were fenomanal 😂❤

Lol I love this guy, always so funny. I love how he imitates his parents 😂😂

Thank you for your comedic service!

As an AF brat (via both parents), I knew the second I saw this guy that he had AF written all over him. Love it! 😊